SNL moments you should NEVER quote

mr trump two more minutes the thing about the blacks i'm impressive i could kiss you now colleen no no we can't we're on the news but what if the costume won a contest what was the contest blackest face speaking of black men you know who else should be in jail hillary clinton she's committed so many crimes she's basically a black you know what part of a woman i like best and i'm not kidding about this the vagina and you're wanted in pennsylvania for kidnapping so we're still kidnapping if i bring him back okay that's my bad oh my god i think america is racist oh my god of course mr president you're also very different from nixon because he won the popular vote listen o.j you were being very mean to me okay but there are no good jobs they have all been taken by the filthy greasy italians what about undocumented immigrants oh they're not going nowhere come on man you act like everybody trying to pick their own strawberries yeah great job i'm going to be thinking about that body for a long time well thanks sis i'm not the devil and even if i was you can't think of one nice thing to say about the devil i can't nice horns gives good advice yeah well of course you want kentucky i mean that's where all the races are and i will double down free harvey weinstein you know it's like my ancestors used to always say back in the village you had us at free boat trip whoa willie the fbi is investigating whether singer-songwriter ryan adams committed a crime by engaging in sexually explicit communications with a 14 year old fan just another example of a white musician doing something a black musician did first i do miss my wife oh i'm sorry man it's my own fault i bet she'd still be with me today if i just listened when she said hit the brakes willie why does a woman have a breast this is for a man to grab and push me sweetie a drawer have a knob it's not a good mom have the two no you are bad yeah i'm the baddest girl in sixth grade [Music] i do get a little down when i think about my old classmates i'll never forget the last thing they said to me you locked us in here with the shooter willy hands up you're under arrest but the jello pudding [ __ ] no don't be don't be real cosby i think my friend trevor me he's like gay but he only hooks up with women it's origami no that's great that's spanish for goose can i sing a negro spiritual real quick no all right brother people don't need no fake news to get them going and i can say that because i've been running out of them okay okay there were times that i would smoke you know what crack you can't find the decent condition in the city but i can get a freaking froyo every 13 feet huh yeah remember the crack you're all under arrest for what for the possession of crack cocaine now put your drugs on the table we don't have any crack wow what a weirdo huh now i do miss the meth oh

Channel: The People's Laxative

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Id: iuJvE_e4N5k

Length: 4min 4sec (244 seconds)

Published: Fri May 28 2021