Snatched! Vaxed! or Waxed! Cold Open - SNL

>>> YOU'RE WATCHING MTV "SPRING BREAK LIVE AT MIAMI BEACH." WHERE THEY PARTY DOWN SOUTH UNTIL THE GOVERNMENT-MANDATED CURFEW. NEXT UP, IT'S THE NUMBER ONE GAME SHOW FOR HOT, INFECTED SINGLES. "SNATCHED, VAXXED OR WAXED!" >> WHOOO, WHAT'S UP! WHAT'S UP, YOU GUYS? I AM YOUR HOSTESS HERE ON BEAUTIFUL MIAMI BEACH DURING A BEAUTIFUL GLOBAL PANDEMIC. WE ARE SO CLOSE TO THE END, LET'S RUIN IT! OKAY, GUYS. WHEN I SAY FORCE, YOU SAY WAVE. FORCE! >> WAVE! >> LET'S GO! ♪♪ WHOO! TODAY, THREE CONTESTANTS WILL TRY AND GUESS IF OUR HIDDEN LOVELY LADIES ARE EITHER SNATCHED, MEANING THE PHYSIQUE BE RIGHT AND TIGHT. VAXXED, AND THEY GOT THE ANTIBODY-YODI-YODIES, OR WAXED, AKA MOVE LIKE A SEAL. [ SEAL SOUNDS ] THAT'S WEIRD. ALL EQUALLY IMPORTANT QUALITIES. READY, BOYS? >> OH, HELL YEAH. >> BORN THIS WAY. >> MY HOMIE GAVE ME THE VACCINE LIKE TWO YEARS AGO SO I BEEN STRAIGHT FOR A MINUTE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> WHY DON'T WE MEET OUR FIRST COVID CUTIE. >> HI, I'M MADISON. I GO TO THE UNIVERSITY OF HIGH SCHOOL. I MAJORED IN HOME ROOM. I'M HERE IN MIAMI TO EITHER GET COVID OR GET LAID. HEY! [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, THAT'S GOOD. DON'T LET THE PANDEMIC CHANGE YOUR PRIORITIES. RIGHT? WHAT DO YOU THINK, BOYS? >> THAT'S THE VOICE OF A GIRL WITH A SMALL, HARD BODY IF YOU PLEASE, MA'AM. I'MA SAY SNATCHED. >> THAT SOUNDED LIKE A GIRL I HOOKED UP WITH EARLIER TODAY. BASED ON THAT I'M GOING TO SAY WAXED. >> SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S DOWN FOR ANYTHING CRAZY SO I'MA SAY SHE GOT VAXXED. >> MADISON, TELL THEM YOUR DEAL. I'M ON FLORIDA ADDERALL, MAN. SO YEAH, I'M SNATCHED. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> WELL, YOU GUESSED CORRECT. WHICH MEANS THE TWO OF YOU ARE HEADED TO CLUB SYPH WITH THE CAPACITY OF 2,000 THIS PLACE IS LITERALLY ON FIRE EVERY NIGHT. JUST MAKE SURE YOU'RE GONE BEFORE 10:00 BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN THE COPS ARE FIRING PEPPER BALLS INTO YOUR FACE. >> OH, PEPPER BALLS SOUNDS FUN. LET'S DO ONE. >> ALL RIGHT! >> "SMASHED, VAXXED OR WAXED" IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY SPIRIT AIRLINES. $10 FLIGHTS TO MIAMI. DON'T WORRY, WE KEEP THE WINDOWS OPEN. ASTRAZENECA. WE PUT THE ASS IN VACCINE. [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S MEET OUR NEXT HOTTIE WITH A BODY. >> HEY, I'M POOTS AND IT'S TECHNICALLY NOT MY SPRING BREAK BECAUSE I'M STILL GOING TO ZOOM SCHOOL TO BE A THERAPIST. MM-HMM. YEA, SORRY, SIR, BUT YOU CRAZY. I'M GOING TO BE A DOCTOR. >> OH, WHAT DO WE THINK, BOYS? >> SHE SOUNDED SMART SO I GOT TO GO WITH WAXED. >> I KNOW SHE DON'T WANT HERPES SO I'M GOING TO SAY VAXXED. >> SORRY, BOYS. NEITHER OF YOU GUESSED CORRECTLY SO POOTS IS HEADED OUT ON A DATE TO THE VERSACE MURDER STEPS ALL BY HERSELF. >> I DON'T WANT TO GO THERE. >> IT'S NOT OPTIONAL, ENJOY MIAMI! LET'S MEET OUR FINAL PANDEMIC PRINCESS. >> HEY, I'M LEGO AND I ACTUALLY CAN'T WEAR A MASK BECAUSE IT IRRITATES MY COLD SORES. SO I'M ANTI-VAX AND ANTI-MASK. BUT I AM LAX. >> WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? >> I'M IN LAX PLACE. >> OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? SHE MADE A POINT SAYING SHE'S ANTI-VAX. BUT I THINK SHE'S JUST FLIRTING SO I'M GOING TO SAY VAXXED. >> OH, NO. COME ON, YOU GUYS NO ONE PARTYING IN MIAMI IS VAXXED. [ SIRENS ] >> OH-OH, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SIREN MEANS. >> I'M ACTUALLY A COP AND THAT SIREN MEN'S I'M ON DUTY NOW. >> NO, IT MEANS WE TAKE A SHOT AND WE KEEP THE PARTY GOING! PLEASE WELCOME PEOPLE'S COUSIN LEOPOLD! >> DARLING. [ SPEAKING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] ♪♪ HEY, HEY, HEY! >> ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY OUT! EVERYBODY OUT, LET'S GO! LET'S GO! >> OH, NO! SMOKE BOMBS? THAT MEANS THEY'RE CLOSING THE BRIDGES! WE GOT TO GO! I AM CECE AND IT WAS ALL WORTH IT. AND -- LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 1,432,016

Rating: 4.7613573 out of 5

Keywords: snl, saturday night live, season 46, snl 46, snl host, maya rudolph, maya rudolph snl, spring break game show cold open, cold open, beck bennett, heidi gardner, kyle mooney, ego nwodim, chris redd, melissa villaseñor, chloe fineman, cecily strong, mtv, miami beach, florida, covid-19 pandemic, coronavirus pandemic, s46, s46e15, episode 15, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician, Maya Rudolph maya rudolph snl

Id: 7GNQG_31V9U

Length: 4min 34sec (274 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 27 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/bummedout1492]

The accent was a bit off. At times she sounded like every girl at MDC but then in that same sentence she sounded like a girl from Austria. It was a bit odd.

Miami is too easy to make fun of...c'mon

[u/RubiksCuban305]

The jokes should have written themselves. Pretty weak, and I’ve always been an SNL fan. The $10 spirit airlines sponsorship but got a chuckle but generally the watch was cringe.

[u/SUBVRT305]

SNL isn’t even trying anymore

[u/Bobs_Barricades]

And.... SNL bombs again. This could have been funny if they worked on the accent. It's almost like she didn't try and was going from memory on a vacation she took 10 years ago and got it mixed up with a chinese charachter she was also working on.

[u/gggg0ms]

So I have watched this circle around a bit on different sites, most of the people posting it with praise are non-hispanics.