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I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses I can tell you how to bottle fame brew glory and even put a stopper in death and then again maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confident enough to not pay attention mr. Potter our new celebrity tell me what would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood you don't know well let's try again where mr. Potter would you look at if I asked you to find me a bezel petty clearly fame isn't everything for your information proton a bezoar is a stone taken from the stomach of a goat and it will save you from most poisons well why aren't you all copying this down Gryffindor's note that five points will be taken from your house for your classmates cheek miss cringe I would have expected more rational behavior on your part in EM City disappointed in you Miss Granger five points will be taken from Gryffindor for sheer dumb luck good luck today Potter then again now that you've proven herself against a troll a little game of Quidditch should be easy work for you even if it is against Slytherin Wow I don't want me as your enemy we'll have another little chat soon when you've had time to decide where your loyalties Oh professors it's still hot that means as a students out of bed now what would three young Gryffindor's such as yourselves be doing inside on a day like this we just want to be careful people are thinking up to something recent events must be taken into account do you have any idea how serious this is not to mention the damage you inflicted on a whomping willow that's been on these grounds since before you were born silence I assure you that were you in Slytherin and your fate rested with me the both of you would be on the train home tonight as it is they are not Head Master these boys have flouted the decree for the restriction of underage wizardry his head of Gryffindor House he is for professional McGonagall to determine the appropriate action if I light headmaster perhaps Potter and his friends are simply in the wrong place at the wrong time however the circumstances are suspicious I for one don't recall seeing Potter at dinner that's why Ron and I went looking for a VESA yes Miss Granger Marquette has been petrified expelliarmus perhaps it would be prudent to first teach the students to block unfriendly spell will be sending Potter to the hospital wing in a matchbox might I suggest someone from my own house Malfoy Babs demo Potter I'll get rid of it for you allow me Professor Snape Lapera even Oscar students must be sent home I'm afraid this is the end of Hogwarts a girl has been snatched by the monster lock out your moment has come at last weren't you saying just last night that you've known all along where the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets is ridiculous picture the thing they fear the very most and turn it into something funny concentrate here something here a turn to page 394 where's Professor Lupin that's not really your concern as it footer suffice it to say that he or professor finds himself incapable of teaching at the present time turn to page 394 which one of you can tell me the difference between an animagus and a werewolf no one heard disappointing please sir thank you mr. Malfoy that is the second time you've spoken out of turn Miss Granger are you incapable of restraining yourself or do you take pride in being an insufferable know-it-all five points from Gryffindor recognizing is that it's Quidditch tomorrow then I suggest you take extra care mr. Potter loss of limb will not excuse you page 394 props what are you doing wandering the corridors of 92 was exceedingly arrogant strutting about the castle turn out your pockets turn out your pockets what's this really open it reveal your secrets read it go on you insolent depressor well uh Lupin out for a little walk in the moonlight our way I have just now confiscated a rather curious artifact from mr. pocket tickler Lupin supposed to be your area of expertise clearly it's full of dark magic I seriously doubt it Severus it looks to me as though it's merely a parchment designed to insult anyone who tries to read it it's nothing I suspect it's a zonko product nevertheless I should investigate any hidden qualities it may possess since after all as you say my area of expertise Harry would you come with me please professor good night vengeance is sweet I hoped I'd be the one to catch you Sandra's I told Dumbledore you Alvino friend into the castle and now here's the proof now with your excuses Remus and I have some unfinished business to attend to give me a reason I thank you never a stone beer for Carl but it's happy bison let's be quiet like yourself Remus new to quarreling like an old married couple why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set I could do it you but why deny the Dementors they're so longing to see you do I detect a flicker of Dementors kiss longer only imagine what that must be like to endure it's said to be nearly unbearable to witness but I'll do my best after you serious Master I to find it difficult to believe as mere coincidence however if we are to truly discover the meaning of these events perhaps we should for the time being let them unfold what do nothing a frame-up was bait I agree what service leave the only ones who argue with that date come on I come it's one thing for what look you just got grit our teeth we'll do it tonight when we get back to the common room for both of partners agreed agreed Oh 10 points from Apple pop faucet and the same forever Stebbins it's a sign Severus really then perhaps you mind rolling up your sleeve huh you don't fool me Severus I have nothing to be scared of either and you say the same congratulations your performance in the black lick was inspiring gillyweed am I correct yes sir ingenious rather rare head giddy wing not something found in your every day guard nor is this know what it is Veritaserum three drops of this and you know who himself would spill his darkest secrets the use of it on a student is regrettably forbidden however should you rather steal from my personal stores again my hand might just sleep over your morning pumpkin juice don't lie to me gillyweed may be innocuous but Boomslang skin less wing flies today professor moody place the Triwizard cup that's moody but then his politics person and we know his receding from your store servers we also wish to welcome our new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher professor Dolores Umbridge has asked me to remind you eliminating now as it was a load of office today you applied first the Defense Against the Dark Arts post is that correct yes but you were unsuccessful obvious you wished to see me and master Severus otherwise we will be vulnerable because there is a conversion between the Dark Lord's mind and your own whether he is as yet aware of this connection is for the moment unclear pray he remains ignorant reader control it unhinging in the past it was often the Dark Lord's letter to invade the minds of his victims creating visions designed to torture them into madness only after extracting the last exquisite ants of agony only when he had them literally begging for death would he finally kill him used properly the power of our clemency will help shield you from access or influence in these lessons I will attempt to penetrate your mind you will attempt to resist prepare yourself let's kill him and concentrate to focus feelings sentimental not to me not to the Dark Lord if you don't improve every memory he has access to as a weapon he can use against you you went last two seconds if he invades your mind then just like your father lazy arrogance control your emotions discipline your name legitimate as us what you call control the Dark Lord isn't resting you like it - of a kind sentimental children forever whining about how bitterly unfair your lives have been well it may have escaped on notice but life isn't fair you're blessed father knew that in fact he frequently thought my father was a swine whether love you'll listen smothered an end good unless you wish to poison him and I'll show you I would have the greatest sympathy that you did I cannot help you no I do not to speak put it down Bella we mustn't touch what isn't ours as it so happens I'm aware of your situation no sir sir you your sister darts me understandable over the years I've played my part well so well I've deceived one of the greatest wizards of all time I should drink her I can't change the Dark Lord's mind but it might be possible for me to help Draco when it matters most he'll just slip that back into the home coward take out your wand will you to fulfill the Dark Lord's wishes I will I will were you yourself carry out the deed the dog does order to drink I will you think I think miss Belle is lucky to be alive if she was delivering that to Professor Dumbledore she wasn't doing it knowingly yes she was cursed very serious accusation Potter indeed your evidence you just know once again your story your gift proto gifts mere mortals can only dream of possessing her ground it must be to be the chosen I suggest you go back to your dormitories all of you Oh I just bought yourself a month's detention McLaggen not so quick I really think I should rejoin the party my date can surely survive your absence for another minute or two besides I only wish to convey a message he hopes you enjoy your holiday you see he's travelling and he won't return until term resumed happy Oh Skorton water protect quick thinking on your part Herod using a bezoar just be very proud of your student Horus hmm actually I had intended to give it as a gift myself to whom I might ask to you headmaster what's he taken Oh to be young and to feel loves keen sting oh come over everybody have you ever considered that you ask too much that you take too much for granted has it ever crossed your brilliant mind that I don't want to do this anymore wait go on Franco servers Avada Kedavra you Thank You coward I'm back remember you'd use my own spells against me awesome yes I'm the half-blood Severus it will happen Saturday next at nightfall I have her differently in my law the D before he turns 17 this is a false trail the or office no longer plays any part in the protection of Harry Potter there's closest to him believe we have infiltrated the ministry Oh most likely the home of someone in the order until it's been given every manner of protection possible once there it will be impractical to attack him that my wand and Potter's share the same call and Wizardry her speciality was muggle studies it's come to my attention that earlier this evening Harry Potter was sighted in Hogsmeade now should any one student or staff attempt to aid mr. Potter they will be punished in a manner consistent with the severity of their transgression furthermore any person found to have knowledge of these events who fails to come forward will be treated as equally guilty if anyone here has any knowledge of mr. Potter's movements this evening invite them to step forward No tell them how it happened that night tell them tonight when the boy comes it will not failure I'm sure it answers to you and you only I don't the one does it truly answer to me where does its true loyalty lie with you of course my lord you killed dumbledore sufferers while you live the Elder Wand cannot truly be mine you've been a good and faithful servant Severus mouth Nagini kill take it up please give me something you have no mother's eyes prophecy did not refer to a woman but he thinks it's her son he intends to hunt them down her to kill them I do hide them all I beg you to keep her safe rather like you need protection the Dark Lord is gone the Dark Lord will return he has her eyes if you truly loved her no one can I should never reveal the destitution and your worth and I love all the what went to Godric's Hollow to kill Harry the curse rebounded a part of Voldemort's soul that's itself under the only living thing it could find Harry himself you must die all this time Oh so when the time come the boy must die you've kept him alive so he can die at the proper mode you've been raising him like a pig for slaughter you must be the one to kill me as hammers it is essential
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Channel: Ellie Pince
Views: 2,150,743
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Keywords: snapehead, severus snape
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Length: 29min 51sec (1791 seconds)
Published: Sun Mar 08 2015
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