SML Parody: The Evil Couch!

I can't believe Jeffy destroyed the red couch again I know it's so bad this is so bad we need to do something yeah you're right I knew couch is what we need yeah you're right it's like the third time in the same month I don't want to get another red couch it's like but hey maybe we get rid of all this stupid stuffing around here the couch will be so bad yeah we should clean it all right let's get to work yeah yeah oh how long have you been in there how long ago was Vietnam what yeah I've been here quite a while oh my God heard everything oh my God right oh God Jeffy oh Jeffy since you're here you have to help us clean up all this stuffing oh what I'm going back in wait you can't go back in I'm back in here Daddy no this is the stuff we're trying to clean up Jenny nope Debbie come out nope oh my God no [Music] hey what are you doing in the way Jeffy my home it's gone you're you're home everything I fought for Nam he's gone so if you forget it I have no point in life wait a second I I think we're done here all this stuff is gone we're done yeah I mean this isn't so bad I mean it kind of resembles no what do you mean though it's so bad but no it's pretty oh my God it's so bad we cannot keep this no we can't oh my God I just I just can't do it I just can't bring myself to buy another red couch I swear it's like something always happens like that one time the couch just like caught on fire someone just like lit it on fire burned it up up in the smoke up in the ashes and then the other time when someone put freaking fireworks on the red couch lit them up lit them up and think it's what happened it burned up again because the fireworks freaking destroyed it oh remember that one time Jeffy that someone brought a puppy into the house and that puppy went and destroyed the whole couch ripped it all up that it was even recognizable anymore like I'm so sick of this like I swear every time I buy a red couch it's like it's cursed red couch is a curse I need a non-cursed couch where else does it get a nod cursed couch Jenny I'm good question daddy wait is it someone at our window what what is that all right let's go investigate all right all right what the hell wow let's open it up what it's the homeless guy what is he doing out there I I have no idea come on guys let's go outside and talk to him all right whoa whoa what's the big deal here buddy oh how's eavesdropping on you guys as I do every Tuesday and I heard you guys needed a new couch look but everyone's just eavesdropping now oh my God but yeah I do need a new couch I could get one for you and it's gonna be really cheap oh nice and it's not red right nope it's not gonna be red I can't guarantee what color but I know it's not gonna be red all right guys you stay here I'm gonna go get the couch all right no one come me too wait wait wait you guys really trust this guy exactly so you guys can't come it could be really dangerous no I want to come yay I got some lollipops if you want them oh my God the lollipop yeah whatever I guess Jeffy could come but not you Rosalina you stay here and be safe it could be dangerous so we'll be back with a brand new couch yo I'm dripped out for a brand new couch all right let's go all right follow me oh no all right all right guys here we are don't worry about it just gotta open this door go ahead in okay all right wait was there another why is there more doors Debbie open that door all right guys I gotta type in the passcode first let's see here okay what worked last time wait do you know the passcode yeah yeah I know the passcode just just give me time get out of here oh okay give me time all right okay look I don't want you to look okay uh uh okay there was a three in it oh I did it we're going in boys let's go whoa hey slow the down I'm gonna leave it here you follow after me all right okay all right guys here we are where the heck are we even supposed to be hey keep your voice down they might hear you if this is Disneyland all right you know what Disneyland is yeah Disneyland all right now follow me to Disneyland to Disneyland okay where are we going come on okay okay where the hell are we now this is getting creepy we're in the back rooms Daddy all right let's see this one out the back rooms don't want to know what it's doing I think I already robbed this one new plan just follow me over here oh okay all right let's see here all right around let's do that oh [Music] whoa oh my God this is the jackpot wait wait you own this uh yeah yeah I own all this so this is your storage unit and this is a storage facility yep okay we see you own all these like musical instruments all right yeah I own all of it we'll play some tunes to prove it yeah yeah I'm not really feeling it today yeah if this is actually all your stuff and you're a musician then play some tunes I don't know I don't know I'm a little rusty you know it's been a while do it I don't know if I can do it you know did you steal all this stuff no I didn't play a tune fine I'll play a tune come on follow me all right all right guys don't worry I'll show you all right see here I thought it had oh my God all right let's see here I think I got it hold on [Music] oh my God you're playing The Stranger Things song oh no no it's not from stranger things it's from Metallica God damn I hate trades and things fans you I can't believe that you would do something like this to me it's probably Metallica stupid stranger things fans oh hey get your ass down here if you want to buy this couch okay I Own It by the couch okay okay okay we're down here all right so you gonna buy the couch or what yeah I mean it's a pretty nice couch I'll take it very nice couch all right run you up about one thousand dollars one thousand dollars thousand dollars yeah but you said you could give me a cheap couch wow it is pretty cheap couches are going for like three grand nowadays what yeah oh my God but I don't have a thousand dollars on me oh I could do a payment plan you know I could just come down to your window every month and you give me a Ben Franklin 100 a month for 10 months who's been Franklin it's a guy on the 100 Bill Jeffy oh okay okay I I guess that works all right sounds good now I don't know how you guys are gonna get this thing home but good luck I got some uh some business to attend to all right good luck wait wait how are we supposed to get this home that's a good question the following Thursday well guys it wasn't easy but for the first time ever we get to sit on the brand new black couch I love it it's awesome Jeffy do you like it no Danny I don't like it what do you mean no God everything I worked for back in Vietnam gone reduced to atoms are you talking about the stupid fuzz Mountain yep where's my home if I forget that this couch is so much better no it's not Daddy yes it is my home I don't care I am trying [Music] wait you have a diaper on Jeffy yeah what am I what is that a Mona diaper what the hell Danny's not mowing huh it's Moana and that's Princess Pete because she's on my pee pee Oh God all right whatever Jeffy oh show Junior this I'll be back so gonna tell Junior about it hey Junior are you in here anywhere we got a new couch on a ship oh a dying [Applause] [Music] I mean if I'm being honest though there is something kind of uncanny about having a black couch why I mean because there's always been a red couch true and it's black wait what what the what the hell did that just come out of the couch kill everyone it's imposter Jeffy oh my God oh my God wait what are you doing what what the hell oh my God it's so ugly it's so ugly I did not give me the knife I got the knife kill Jeffy get out of here get what the hell get the knife get the knife yo can someone fix the electricity please I'm trying to carve this pumpkin so I can take out the safe and cook the seeds oh my God I hate people it's a let's get these seats out of here oh not again I bought another fake pumpkin oh my God this happens every year my girl everyone oh my gosh yeah yo I heard there's a new couch in here stay back what the hell it's just Junior oh yeah I'm sorry there's just an evil Jeffy running around and evil Jeffy what the hell I I I I really don't care I'm more concerned about the new couch what happened to the red couch oh we had to get rid of it we're sick of the red couch it's destroyed huh but what color even is this couch I'm not trying to be racist but it's really dark in here and it's also a really dark couch so I can't even tell what color it is it's black it's a black couch okay Plex is stupid color I'm out of here ah the kid's racist oh this is what I get for baby what the hell oh my God it's happening again oh god oh shoot what the freak I don't know why you're fat I don't know you're just bad oh my god oh junior junior okay okay get away [Applause] yeah I know he's a kid but stab him stab him oh God oh my God [Music] get it get the out of here oh my God this this is so bad this is the couch I know it has to be the couch but y'all just possessed what is my luck I cannot believe this I don't know how do we do we gotta go do something about these guys okay yeah we gotta get off the couch and we gotta go do something about wait a second what I'm sensing a pattern what is it we can't get off this couch why every time somebody gets off this couch an evil version of them emerges yeah you're right so if we get off the couch an evil version of us are gonna emerge I don't want that we have to stay here we have to stay here and to solve this problem by just sitting on the couch I don't know I guess I guess we've bought it off so far I mean no matter what we cannot get off the couch no you're right and it's the doorbell I can't get it I can't get it I'm not maybe demon Jr will get it Ming imposter Jeffy will get it maybe I can't get it you know that's odd typically when I ring the doorbell he responds in like 15 seconds I swear to God if he doesn't have his house with him today I'm gonna kill him wait wait Do not sit down on this God do not sit why can't I sit down on the couch forget it this is a pretty nice couch boy how the hell can you afford a couch this nice I don't know I don't know good minutes oh you you don't know but guess what you can afford maybe a couch payment you can afford this couch but you can't afford your house payment Mario and it looks like you can't afford your electricity payment either wow big shock that's a different story okay okay different story all right well I gotta tell you I cannot go into your house payment why can't you go and get my house payment do you even have it well I actually do have it matter of fact but I can't go and get it why because I have to stay on this couch why because I have to why do you have to stay on this couch Mario matter of fact all of us have to stay of this couch you can't leave this couch oh I can't leave this house you cannot leave this guys I cannot leave the couch Mario if you see some do hickory like a shadow version of me will come up from the crevices and try and kill everyone I swear to God Mario that's gonna be the last straw yeah that's what happens are you kidding me I saw a possessed demon version of yourself will come out of this couch if you leave it okay then I'll just go home no no no problem no you you can't leave me with a possessed demon version of yourself no it'd be probably really chill you can't screw us over like that Mario tomorrow I'm coming for your house payment get this dumbass couch situation fixed I swear to God you are pushing my buttons today I am leaving goodbye not only oh my God here we go again here comes the demon those people are nut jobs I swear to God every time I go in there it's some different oh oh why do I feel so weird why is there a tingle down in my Paws hurt so much oh oh God they just keep being worse and worse oh and why are they always make it oh baby give me a word what's David say I don't know else payment money like could he actually kill us I don't know I don't want to find out uh hey hey the evil Goodman I see money over there is that money in a Lamborghini okay [Music] we can do this any longer what do we do I don't know how are we supposed to take care of this problem if we cannot leave the couch uh maybe call someone call someone yeah like a moving company like a moving company you tell them to just hire them to move the couch we could stay on the couch and then we'll just leave we'll leave get rid of this couch never see it again exactly yeah and then we can reunite with the real Jeffy and Junior and kill off the old ones I mean not the old ones the the evil ones yeah all right I'm gonna grab my phone let's do it okay all right it's time to watch The Hub in my secret location father junior is that you kisses dude did you not look at the TV it's inappropriate do you know I'm on the brown couch just shut up [Music] father oh my god did you lose weight oh my God you look so much better wow good job son all right the moving company has been called in that corner of the couch we did not leave the couch anyway gotta see an alert in case those evil versions come back true hey there what someone call a moving company yeah but whatever you do do not do not come down here and sit on the couch why not it looks rather comfy you guys got a new one yeah we got a new one but it's a long story all right well can you guys get up so I can stop moving it no no why but because it's we it is a long story we can't we we can't all right well I take great pride in being able to like move big objects by myself but with you two on it it's gonna take a lot more manpower like Mario you probably have like 200 pounds at least that's not true all right well I guess I gotta call my boys now in order to get this under wraps okay I mean call the boys then why can't you guys just get off the couch let me go to my dad God you guys give me the hardest time out of any of my clients all right I'll call the boys up I'll let you know how it goes eventually all right is my crew ready oh you know it man hey me the human dog he's about to carry these big ass downtastic all right man poor hey we're moving away let's go or shotmon this is heavy ah after so much grueling work we finally got it outside I'm ready to get it in the truck are you weirdos ready to get off yeah I mean I guess we can do it now yeah all right you better unless you want to ride in the truck for free uh should we make a run for it yeah make a run for it what are you talking about on the count of three all right one two three go those people are weird as hell I better be getting some chaos stop and the Popeyes and a great pulleys shut the door out oh God okay sorry sorry we're safe now yeah we're all safe well do you think we did the right thing um yeah yeah I mean we we left those people with you know creepy devilish versions of ourselves they got it yeah but but like we don't have to deal with the couch anymore that's true yeah so I'm sure like the creepy versions will just like fall off the moving truck and just die and stuff that's true all right oh my God oh my God oh my God oh God I sold me up [Music] [Music]

Channel: SMLYTP

Views: 568,883

Keywords: sml, supermariologan, jeffy, funny, kable10, tom bomb, glider, sbl, sll, sml movie, parody, sml parody, movie, humor, jokes, bowser junior, mario, 2021

Id: bQa3Io8dt2U

Length: 19min 24sec (1164 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 18 2022