SML Parody: Junior's Gold Prime!

oh man this Prime was so good oh I need some more sh peep I need more Prime here's my Prime Junior what the hell is all of this why do you have so much Prime in here [ __ ] you can feed a whole African family of eight with this Prime sorry shipi I got thirsty but one isn't enough shipi I need more Prime more Prime look at all this you don't need any more bro blood is already [ __ ] killed oh whatever let's just watch some TV chef peipi yo what the [ __ ] is up it's your boy Logan ball and guys we just sold 1 billion bottles of prime hydration and guys the thank you fans I just invented a $500,000 golden Prime and if you want to win this golden Prime we have one in London and one in New York and if you guess the correct six-digit code you can win this golden br Prim it's lit now I got to get off this playground I on to catch a couple [Applause] charges oh why are you staring at me shfp can you take me to New York to get the golden Prime please hello I'm poor and I'm not going 2,000 mil to go to New York to get a stupid Prime but it's solid gold and it's worth $500,000 I don't the Queen of England and for the king of England I'm not going well Chef peee if you don't take me to New York I'm going to tell my dad that you've been shaving your butthole hair and putting it in the food no no no no no no no no we can we can go okay we can go just P your [ __ ] but I really want to keep cooking my nothing Burgers come on Chef peipi let's go oh [ __ ] CH we're taking off oh no the world TR Center oh no castrop I'm going to go around it oh we landed oh we're good are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet so Bei are we there yes we're there you stupid bat okay let's just go inside and get that golden Prime so I can go back to cooking my nothing burger and beating that meat let's just go hello and welcome to the first ever International golden Prime competition we have a bunch of Lucky contestants here today that are going to try to correctly guess the six digit code for this safe and if they guess it right they get the legendary golden Prime now can we get our first contestant please hey y'all what's up it's your boy EDP in this [ __ ] crib right now we about to crack this [ __ ] safe and uh you know we doing this [ __ ] cuz you know I'm in a lot of [ __ ] de okay and it was for my court cases by the way I just wanted to [ __ ] cupcake okay so I don't know what this [ __ ] is that's kind how the [ __ ] go anyway we going to crack this [ __ ] safe right here all right well guess the code what do you think it is it's six digits I think it's it's all fives for my boy MC crib back here all right this this for you B all right let's see if it gets it right that is incorrect you are out of here EDP how the hell am I supposed to pay my Debs now damn I don't know get out of here [ __ ] next contestant all right Junior you're next you're next all right shipi wish me luck all right good luck buddy oh man what is this code what is this code well you got six digits so go ahead and guess all right all right uh 10 10 10 10 10 10 you're a [ __ ] dbass okay how about how about 69 69 69 69 69 69 nope try again okay how about 1 2 3 4 5 6 yeah that'll work okay I'm going to do it I'm going to do it 1 2 3 4 5 6 did I win no you're out of here [ __ ] well junior did you win no so you telling me we came out of here for nothing yeah well ravioli ravioli give give me the fanii why are you excited I don't know all right my chocolate friend what do you think the Cod is well honestly I think it's like 42069 all right try [Music] it congratulations you just won the golden Prime wait that wasn't even six digits and here is your golden Prime I am so confused but I am also so happy just take it jeez so what do you have to say to everyone here who lost well it's a simple message [ __ ] chicken all right Junior let's go but he won he won the golden Prime sh BP no but unless if it's my ex-wife okay a sepe I can't believe we didn't win the Prime oh man I mean your chances of winning a million do you really think you would have won maybe what let's just go back home Chef Pee PE all right what are you seeing what I'm seeing right now I am is he the one at the golden Prime I think so Chef peipi I think so Chef beip is getting some intrusive thoughts right now well let's go jump him I can't wait to buy some dildos online yo what's up [ __ ] nothing much you ready to take some of this pee PE uh no oh take that [ __ ] take that [ __ ] yeah go shipi beat his ass beat his ass what the hell I ain't even going to lie I just took a mean ass [ __ ] in that bathroom time to die [ __ ] damn that [ __ ] just got mered damn good job Chef peip I'm I'm about to go back on grinder I can't take this [ __ ] no more I'm coming chei I'll be coming too just in a different way TKO mother [ __ ] yay you got his ass je peipe now we have the golden Prime you bet your sweet B wow no [ __ ] pee we got to take this back home oh yeah we do junior you want to take the goofy plane H yeah dude let's go let's go br br we're taking off again the second tower I'm going to go around I was to we oh we're back up terrible oh my God peee we finally got the golden Prime back home to her house oh the dirty things I could do to this I just want to smack that [ __ ] no Chef you got to resist these urges oh fine we're just going to be responsible with this money yeah yeah that's what we're going to do we're going to be totally responsible I mean I guess it wouldn't hurt to burn it in a few places it is it is worth $500,000 a pure gold we probably shouldn't spend it all one place but I think a little won't hurt yeah just just a little bit a little bit just we're not going to buy that much we're just not going to buy that much not going to buy that much only $100,000 worth uh for my credit card loans but that's about it yeah yeah you know that's that's reasonable you know you can pay that back we haven't even sold the golden Prime so we're good exactly we're good oh the news breaking news M okay I am here with the local kid who got beat up for the $500,000 golden Prime would you like to explain what happened kid oh yeah so basically I was sitting over here had the golden Prime the victory crowd okay I was winning I was winning and then and then this [ __ ] started coming up on me he started cranking 90s and [ __ ] I had no mats and I just got [ __ ] merked this [ __ ] had a blue pistol he started shooting at me D I was one hit I was one HP and then and then and then he left surprisingly I took that chug jugun I found on that light conveniently and uh now I'm better I don't want my gold Brown back [ __ ] you hear me come back here like a [ __ ] man I'll take you down one W well that's enough of you folks you heard it here first a random guy in fortnite stole as golden Prime all right cut we good are we live anymore no all right go back to your country get out of here W folk man there's a $500,000 cool Prim man what if we go steal it from the people who be done so is it so good I got an idea folk uh Chef PE shouldn't we be a little bit concerned that that's on the news nah I mean it's all right I don't think they're going to catch me really I don't leave any TR oh fingerprints it's fine it's fine yeah we're fine we still have the gold Prime we're chilling oh wait a minute I'm rich now I can quitch on Daddy I'm about to leave this Joy all right don't lose that golden Prime and I will probably never see you again adios Amigo no sh B where you going you let be alone with the golden Prime H I'm kind of bored now I'm I'm going to call my friends what's up dude what's up Jay dog what's popping out the joints guys check it I just stole this golden Prime from Logan Paul himself and it's worth $500,000 we're rich now guys uh junior did I just hear you right did you really just say you stole this Prime uh maybe dude what's wrong with stealing I steal all the time yeah stealing's good kind of sort of kind of maybe you're never going to learn are you Junior screw this I'm out of here is that is that ice pop God damn it whatever what you're leaving so soon Cody you don't even want to look at my gold Prime you want to stay to look at it right Joseph well actually dude not really see I'm going to take a few hundreds and uh dip because uh from the video with my dad you know I don't want to Rob another bank again so I'm going to be out of here dude what don't leave Joseph oh man I'm all alone with all this money and a golden Prime somebody's at the door probably another one of Chef Pee side hes yeah H who's at the freaking door hello yeah I heard your uh your refrigerator was running away y grew eggs and ran away so um I'm here to fix it I'm a refrigerator pan maze what my refrigerator grew legs and ran away what yeah you can definitely come in and fix it we have the money to spend on it now yeah come in sir oh thank you man I'mma fix your fridge so good what an idiot and if you come right this way sir you'll see the re refrigerator that's still here but I mean if you wanted to come in there's probably some problems with it right yeah your refrigerator has a refrigeration says Refrigeration Sayes okay that sounds pretty bad up I'm going to go take a [ __ ] I'll let you go figure this [Music] out [Music] all right guys I'm done taking a [ __ ] I like to announce things for no reason wait wait where did the Golden Prime go what the hell is right here what oh no and where did the refrigerator repair man go damn it I just got jipped I'm going to call Chef peee what the hell do you want I was just the [ __ ] Bahamas [ __ ] well do you notice something that's the wrong shf pee PE damn you just got J that's what I'm saying but no shpe somebody took our golden Prime what are we going to do oh what did he look like he was all right Junior we're in the hood okay so we're going to go M some M and get that golden Prime back okay all right chpi how about I go that way and you go this way we split up and find them even faster Junior sounds like a plan let's go let's go all right I just need to find that golden Prime and see you saw it Oh man folk I can't wait to cash in this cool Prime man oh this is so good let me get SI real quick hey hey hey guess what what you want I caught your ass you didn't K me f nah all right all right now I'm going to ask you can I have this golden Prime back no man it's my gold Prime can I please have this gold Prime back no please no you can't have my gold Prime man if you want it we got have to fight we going have to fight B all right we can fight [ __ ] I'm ready I'm ready to take you off B out of my PP n n n but F we going to have to fight in a different way cuz my hands don't work woo I see you little ganger you but in all real in all realness no balls we going to fight [ __ ] we going to fight we going to fight hold I take out my blue pistol are you die man I got my blue pistol too you're in die [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I'm getting shot at I need to connect '90s I have no Ms okay got let just go oh [ __ ] lady's cracked oh [ __ ] yes Victory Royale Victory Royale I get the golden [Music] P yay Chef peipi you got him that was so cool what the hell were you with the whole time oh it doesn't matter let's I need your help let's just get the goldol prim back home come on chipi all righto oh man we got the golden Prime back oh it wasn't easy but thank God thank God we got this back I just got my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs barbecue sauce oh man I I am going to get so sued when these fans realize that it was just a lemonade Prime that I spray painted gold well like And subscribe so I can pay for all the damage from the lawsuit and with that the bird bird bird bird is the word the bird bird bird bird bird is the word everybody knows about the bird bird bird bird bird is the [Music] word

Channel: Jeffy's Universe

Views: 120,013

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Id: 3Q2uis1dCuM

Length: 14min 12sec (852 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 13 2024