SML Parody: Jeffy The Prime Dealer!

all right crass we are now on recess so go run around and pray I'm going to go eat my egg R let's go it's recess time yay now I get to sit down and drink all my colorful primes oh yeah oh man Reese this is so lame everyone's a nerd I can't hang out with anybody I wonder who I could bully today perfect hey nerd what do you want bully you're looking real ugly today is that Prime the ND is prime hey leave me alone I like Prime is that glueberry Prime that's super rare man I really want it can I buy it from you please a how much what really I'm going to go get my [Music] money nerd I'm back I got a 50 can I buy that Prime from you what you got a 50 yeah yeah yeah can I please buy it but I bought at the store for $2 I I'll take the 50 yeah yeah oh thank you man thank you so much mhm everybody Jeffy is prime we want Prime we want Prime we want Prime we want prime prime what the hell everybody's ling up for my Prime and B paid $50 for just one I can make so much money off this all right guys what at a time to get your own Prime what's up baby I tried to be buying some of your primes oh sure which prime do you want Oh I want the flavor of you you looking like a tall glass of water only $10 what the f you pour hey give me some prime I want the yellow one all right just warning you I pisted in it oh I'm about to go to the strip B with all this cash hey Jeffy can I buy some Prime oh hey Junior well how much money you got I got $5 well uh it's kind of half the price uh you can have the pink one cuz it's friend discount what I I don't want the pink one though I want ice pop yourself go take the pink one Whatever e I'm so FY Rich oh hey Joseph you want to buy some Prime oh we don't have your voice actor today that's why you're not talking well how much one you got get out of here four next hey Jeffy can I buy some prime I got my entire life savings I really want to buy some prime okay con how much is this holy [ __ ] that's a lot all right you can buy about like three primes can I just get all four yeah sure why clean the house thanks I'm going to shove him up my butthole you oh my crap look how much money I got oh I'm so rich my dad's going to be so proud of me you can call me the prime dealer all right crass fun is done recess is over everybody come inside we're going to get back to [ __ ] Ross what hold on a second what the hell is that smell it smells like Prime somebody has Prime here that's very Regal who has this Prime who has this Prime I got to see [ __ ] Cy righted eyes oh no the fence caught me I guess I can't sell on the starf give you got a dip oh man I love looking at Rose's nudes what the hell is that noise Jeffy what are you doing from school right now you here what I don't think so okay we're good what's happening why is there so much money on the couch right now I can be my house with this well Daddy Let's just say I'm the new Prime dealer and I skipped school today just to sell my own Prime mhm you're a prime dealer isn't that illegal no I mean yeah it is Daddy but like dude daddy look at all this bank we can buy sters for each lap of us we just the stripp sound fun right now Jeffy hell yeah well how' you make this money whatever you did you should do more of it we need to get strippers we need to get the best quality ones you're right daddy I'm going to go sell to the hood okay you do that buddy oh man it's my first day in the hood I hope I don't get jumped this place is so so scary yo what's up y hey hey calm down man what up yo yo what's up homie what's up dog yo yo nice old friend yo what's up Jeffy what you doing in the hood man hey man you know I'm selling that stuff but let me tell you keep it on the low key all right all all I be selling Pride you be selling Pride hell yeah that shit's super rare man they banded and everything how much should be costing cuz I don't got a lot of money well no way you're poorer than my friend Joseph how much cash you got on you right now my homie May about $5 work you know I'm trying to buy a stripper all right Jeff I got my $5 right here where's that Prim M sweet uh what flavor you want oh you already know I want that purpless Kool-Aid flavor typical what the hell is that supposed to be listen we're out of stock of the purple koola and we only got black black blever man Blackberry is the second best I know you like how let me get a sip of that oh my God that's so good je you said take your money all right he the next flavor coming out with chicken flavor you might want to tell your boys chicken flavor mm okay okay I'm going to go tell Pooky and dookie all right we're not coming out with chicken flavor that ass you straight [ __ ] yo yo yo what's up homie what's up dude we're out of chicken Prime so we only got watermelon Prime well I I mean watermelon Works watermelon works how' you read my mind like that I just know you're kind your chocolate people what what what the hell did you say to me here you go what whatever get your pi Boy Next hey Jeffy oh you're white I can't serve you AR Rea not close enough all right what do you want I was a prime man I heard you the new PR dealer around here I am I'll be straight slinging it oh can I buy some yeah yeah yeah sure I got red 40 nuclear power plant blue one ice spice and my piss my favorite how much this piss a lot how much a lot like $5 bet all right do that ask me [ __ ] that ask me [ __ ] all right bet yay I'm mean enough money to buy some strippers Daddy all right Danny I just got back from the hood I got $15 so we should be able to buy stripper daddy where's all the money oh this only fans is so worth it Daddy did you just spend all our money on only fans baby daddy we're going to buy strippers and we're going to have lap dances sorry Jeffy I got toe of myself I saw this money I had to buy it I had to buy it the lotion was right there looks like I got to make a prime s outside and sell more but Daddy do not touch actually matter of fact I'm taking this money okay damn it oh man my D is an [ __ ] took all my hard ear money I got to get money somehow to buy some strippers oh man I don't want to do this but I have to cut into my reserve of primes oh I got to be slinging this dough though all right Jeffy come on let's make a stand jeffy's stand is officially open for business so get it before it's all sold out it's pretty expensive holy crap the line so long why are we waiting in line for Prime I don't know oh man there's so much money that can be made all right first line hey Jeffy can I buy some prime yeah brex what flavor you want oh man there's so many flavors here what to choose what to choose you have a Charlie and friends flavor you should choose the pit one the yellow one yeah I pissed in it oh okay mhm all right yeah is $20 enough for it no but I'll take it all right cool oh Prime Quake I like this all right next person hey read my sign okay you read this you you ow me I can't read NE anyways here's a dollar thanks what can I buy for a dollar uh one of these primes oh oh this I want to take this one okay I just made a dollar next hello sir I'm here to buy some Prime oh really how much prime you want you old hag all of it where's your money I don't have any money but Goodman wants it so he will send you a check in the mail in 2 to 12 business days no sounds like a scam get out of here no no sir I need to get the prime a Goodman's going to lock me in the sell again no please no please s I'm going to take the prime sure you're going to make me get physical no no no St please don't nothing like a normal day cruising the streets holy [ __ ] you get over here no I'm getting kind of bored of this what the hell your son is under arrest why is he under arrest what did he do well you see all this filthy [ __ ] money on him uhhuh well uh he was selling Prime and uh it was illegal at that time what's wrong with selling Prime it's illegal Marvin it's not illegal it's a kids Drake it's too much of a [ __ ] money business I'm kind of jealous what just so you're arresting him CU you're jealous it's not even illegal listen I'm a [ __ ] cop I can do whatever I want all right okay your son's under arrest man can't be arrested I have to confiscate all this money Marvin no no please no no no wait wait is there any other is there any way we could like bribe you there is one way Marvin Mo oh yeah uhhuh uh Marvin this was not worth it I know it really wasn't this is so boring let me out [Music] here

Channel: Jeffy's Universe

Views: 567,469

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Id: mEGf_AZdXAc

Length: 10min 1sec (601 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 05 2023