SML Parody: Jeffy's New Pencils!

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i lost my pencil wait you lost your pencil yeah oh my gosh what wait a second jeffy yeah are you sure just they go all the way up inside your nose again no no no it actually didn't this time daddy i checked my whole finger got up in there oh okay well just get a new pencil no i want you to get me a new pencil daddy why do i have to do it because i'm too lazy so i have to go upstairs and grab you a pencil because apparently you can't do it yourself yeah you gotta be kidding me all right see you die this will make jeffy shut up i'll do it all right pens just a bunch of pens uh okay these are pencils right uh mechanical dang it but what's the difference you know there's still pencils they're both going up his nose all right i'll just get the yellow one because it kind of matches all right not the blue one all right jeffy here's your new pencil oh my god daddy you got me a new pencil dang are you screwing me what do you mean am i screwing you are you doing me in the butt daddy no jeffy stick it in your nose no daddy this isn't a real pencil what's not real about it you could write with it erase it's a pencil guy you know what they say what do they say jeffy if it doesn't come from a sprout you don't put in the snout jeffy who says that literally me so what do you say it has to be a wooden pencil daddy a wooden pencil yeah it has to be a wooden pencil but this is all we have in the house too bad so but jeffy i'd have to go to the store to get a wooden pencil okay i'll wait oh my gosh [Music] okay i know they have pencils here let's go okay what what are you hey mario welcome to my shop and wait in the in the parking lot of shop and save yep that's exactly what this is what what are you doing here i'm trying to sell some of my stuff are you interested probably not i came for one thing and one thing only well i bet i have it so let me show you some of the stuff okay firstly this is an operation game it's in pristine condition it's really rare it's limited edition it's worth a lot of money but pristine condition yeah look at this tray it's a shrek this is chic chic yeah it's chic operation i don't want chic operation it looks stupid 10 000 but no ten thousand dollars nine thousand no ah well i'm gonna show you the other thing okay what other over here we got joy from inside out wait so you like captured her and put her inside there yep we got her salt but why would you do this well we wanted it and you know we won all the happiness in the world so whoever has this will be happy for the rest of their life well i don't want it fifty thousand dollars no no no forty thousand no i wouldn't buy that for free ah sorry i gotta go wait wait wait i got one more thing in the back i don't know why you want it but let me just kidding god it'd be kidding me all right and we got these pencils pencils yeah these are some like when we captured her right she was talking about these emotion pencils we don't believe it all right we don't think these are anything these are useless these let's shut up i don't care are they wood ah well i'm woody and i know when something's wood and this is what so it's wood yes i'll take them no okay sure that's fine okay just get how much that you can just take them wait for real yeah i should be paying you to get rid of them these suck all right i'll take him thank you oh woody sorry oh my gosh jesse i got you some pencils wooden pencils whoa one pencil diet wait are you sure these are wood oh yeah they're wood in all different colors what are you sure dying this doesn't look like one yeah i got him certified by the woodman himself the one man guy where are we the lorax no woody okay anybody these are all different colors yeah you can have any color you want oh well i think i should do the yellow one this is the closest all right are you ready now you see some magic what all right oh my god i love you so much you're the best daddy ever can i get a hug yeah yeah yeah sure oh my god i'm getting a hug pee pee i'm super happy okay i'm glad you like your new pencil i love it guys it's the best pencil ever you're the best time ever okay jeffy hey daddy can we play cats in the yard wait what you never asked to do that look at my blades dying i'd be so fun and i'd be super happy no oh well that's okay daddy i understand jeffy's always happy okay jeffy you can stop being happy now i can't die i'm super happy i'm so happy what a lovely day huh it's so bright outside even though it's rainy and stormy and outside i don't care bright outside debbie come on can you be happy somewhere else no daddy but i love you so much please i wanna i wanna go catch i wanna play catch in the rain no jeffrey oh my god it's a rainy day all right jeffy no [Music] how about this why i hate you you're the worst son ever no well that's understandable daddy i've done some really bad stuff in the past i'm still happy that i'm here jeffy uh they're gonna be grounded for you know years well i mean i probably did tell them but hey i can get i can catch up on reading books oh that makes me so happy no no i'm gonna take all your books oh i could just stream i couldn't you know you're switching youtube i could dream about everything i dream of that would make me really happy daddy i lost my pencil help me where's my bachelorette oh my god i was supposed to be happy i lost my pencil daddy give me another pencil okay oh okay give me an eyebrow right now okay let me get one okay okay here we go what the heck why is this smell so bad in here oh my god where's that coming from wait it's coming from you die you just noticed that smell now but hey why are you so mean about the smell oh i smell disgusting dying my one left nostril oh my god i feel so bad for it oh he smells so bad i can't take a shower saying i smell bad yeah you smell so bad daddy i want to just commit helmet choke jeffy shut up oh yeah oh my god your face smells even worse look at you if you're biola and your big old nose with not with boogers coming out of them and you've got greasy mustache one of you you smell terrible you look like a homeless man so now i'm just gonna be disgusting guys dying you are horrible my whole entire self is disgusting oh die i can't even cover it up oh my god well why don't you get out of here then fine die i don't want to be in the sticky room anyway then leave what's wrong with him oh my god this is the best game ever i know dude worth every penny oh yeah dude you're winning oh my god dude give me something control money you get that strict money okay yeah that's right money money what's that you guys playing this is weird hey jeffy what's up we're playing operation shrek drag the strike is disgusting but why would you dude don't disrespect shred yeah he's awesome no he's green he's not lean and he just sucks he smells bad dude just because he lives in a swamp and based in mud doesn't mean it's disgusting yeah exactly get out of here no i'm gonna save you guys wait what that sucks dude that's me we spent so much money on that i don't care you guys need to get saved from that well your pencil's green what about that huh isn't that disgusting crap you're right that guy getting your pencil what was that about i don't know dude oh let's get this back oh no shrek sick of jeffy i'm getting rid of all these things give me this disgusting pencil no get that thing away from me that was up your nose i don't care i died i need another one that one sucked and this one sucked jeffy i swear if you act up again i'm done with all these stupid pencils get me another one right here take this blue one oh blue matches my helmet okay what you said i miss my goldfish daddy jeffy your goldfish died four years ago i know daddy and i don't think i'll ever be able to own another goldfish again show me why you just instantly sad i gotta go morning daddy wait so you put a new pencil in your nose and it's like you're changing emotions oh my god what do you say something about i pencils jeffy i need to tell you something what daddy what is it i think these are emotion pencils what do you mean by that can you just let me think about my pet no no this came from a character from inside out inside out yeah it was her pencils but that's how he died today he got kicked inside out no no seriously jeffy come here jeffy daddy i'll never be able to i don't know why just look at me and shut up give me ah what the heck was that for daddy that was rude what are you sad now no well there we go these puzzles change your emotion oh what the hell's an emotion uh it's like how you feel like happy or sad or disgusted or horny no no that's not yeah that's an emotion crap okay which one's horny uh oh what's a pink one do uh i don't know maybe you two turn into a girl i don't know just try it whatever all right i want to be a pretty little princess i want me to bring a little princess okay so do you like it do you like it oh jeffy jeffy calm down jeffy i know what's going on this must be fear yeah fear uh unicorns uh pigs uh creeper creeper among us imposter okay that's actually scary jeffy you don't want to be scared just take the pencil out are you afraid anymore of what forget it it's just the pencil all right what one should i put in next daddy i don't know you tried a lot of them so far what about the white one okay i wonder what this does i have no idea ah how do you feel jeffy guy i'm really sorry but i gotta go i gotta go right now really busy girl oh my god i i got so much i gotta do day i gotta go get in my jeep or should i take the mercedes i i don't really know i gotta go to victoria's secret day i gotta get white uggs and after that i gotta go get some starbucks because you're about to do some frappuccino special i gotta do that are you being a white girl now i gotta post my fiscal and then say like my reason on instagram and oh my god is that even an emotion and you know i'm feeling really sassy today so i gotta go talk to her no cut it out i gotta go die all right take out that pencil what daddy what why why do you want me to take out the pencil because i got white i got the pencil huh jeffy my nostril hurts stop sorry but i could not deal with that what was it you turned into a white girl i didn't go get that pencil no no no no no fine what the heck i didn't even realize it's an emotion oh whatever daddy but what's the red one do oh no it's the last one and i bet it's horny no let's hope it's not horny oh it's probably horny because of the red light and he's horny yeah he just can't hold it uh it will fall out of his nose yeah yeah all right it's time for peepee to take a sleepy okay sweet dreams peepee time to go to bed jeffy what was that for [Music] hey daddy you ready for round two i wish it was horny what are you doing to the couch hey hey is what just happened guy why is the couch cushion gone you slammed me over the head with it what why because you got angry because the pencil that why i don't know jeffy i thought it was horny daddy no it wasn't horny oh it might have been i don't know well what am i gonna do now all these pencils i need a pencil daddy well too bad i'm not going back to the store or anything go to the store daddy no yes no jeffy if you don't do it i'm gonna i'm gonna put that pencil right back in what pencil oh you're riding are you seeing what i'm seeing is this a normal pencil under the couch cushion the whole time i'm gonna stick it in die i'm gonna stick it in all right stick it in i feel normal again die yeah normal oh god this this pencil is so awesome guy it's so clean yeah at least you got a brand new pencil nice and fresh oh yeah true i didn't have an eraser anymore yeah well now you got a brand new big eraser you could erase big mistakes with that oh i can erase a big mistake right now daddy what's that [Music] so
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Channel: SMLYTP
Views: 572,764
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Keywords: sml, supermariologan, jeffy, 2020, funny, kable10, tom bomb, glider, sbl, sll, sml jeffy, jeffy sml, sbl jeffy, sml movie, parody, sml parody, movie, humor, jokes, bowser junior, mario, sml movie jeffy, sml parody jeffy
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Length: 14min 54sec (894 seconds)
Published: Tue Jun 01 2021
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