SML Parody: Jeffy's Magic Conch!

the magic what the magic conch Junior what's Magic about it oh my God Junior listen okay listen very carefully okay okay this magic conch all you gotta do is ask the questions and if you listen to it it's gonna tell you stuff and lead you to Good Fortune okay okay but if you mash up and you don't listen to The Conch let me let me just tell you Junior bad things Junior bad things will happen to you okay okay wait so you're telling me you're telling me this thing can talk oh it can talk of course I can talk [ __ ] oh yep okay then this is awesome Yep uh when should we ask it wow let me ask you magic conch should we go to a new beach you won't Mill balls no penis is the conscious smoking the gorgeous spoken let's go and that is why you should never try to suck your own penis okay okay Junior I think my guy is sleeping should we wake him up yeah yeah should we ask the Conch yeah magic conch should we wake my daddy from his summer hey Dad we're doing Jeffy what's your problem what the hell's going on here we got a new shell what a [ __ ] it's a pretty nice show but oh yeah it's not just any shell it's the magic conch what the hell is that even supposed to mean what you don't know what the magic conscious day oh you don't know what the magic touches I mean it's like it's like a way of life it's so amazing how can you not know shame on you Junior you literally didn't know about like five minutes ago oh oh yeah but the magic conch it's like a way of life you listen to it and it'll lead you to Glory yeah forget this stupid con show I'm gonna go uh start the car so we'll get the hell out of here all right let's get this car going wait wait wait what hold on it's like hold on a second oh God oh God what so he's like it guys let the car running because I wanted the AC I was taking a nap in it we're out here cleaning up the beach cleaning up straws saving Turtles while you're sitting in here like a pretty princess in the AC yeah you're dumb as Frick jeffy's Dad yeah for real boys dumber than a McChicken sandwich roasted to talk what oh we can do more in just talk like what what can it do well you can ask it questions okay that sounds like a good way to put this thing to the test I can find out if it's actually legit uh uh Hey magic conch am I Epic no oh uh are you sure about that no means no you foot sucker guys pretty sure oh my God this is so dumb guys all right all right let me serious yeah yeah let me let me ask you all right magic conch how do we find a way out of here you okay Raquel come on hey magic conch should we go this way yes yes I'm getting kind of tired should we just keep walking or what no oh uh okay then wait up guys what am I doing we've been walking around here for hours what's the point of this I guess you do got a point guy magic conch what should we do nothing The Conch has spoken [Music] we're so deep in the Woods by now we're never gonna make it home by dark I mean we're getting shelter we're gonna need food we're gonna probably starves like that's out here I mean what are we gonna do it's not like a plan or anything it's just gonna like be driving through the sky and then drop a bunch of food down like a freaking picnic this ain't never gonna happen guys we're so done for maybe some pineapple okay you can't eat any of that stuff into Ash to conch first wait wait wait why because you are asked God you do not disrespect The Conch okay I I respect the concept I've always respected the culture we're Bros well go ahead and ask it ask it what ask you if you can eat what that's stupid Jenny guy it's the only way or I'm not eating any of this stuff I'm not gonna let you eat anything what I can eat stuff no you can't watch me watch me nope not at all daddy you can't have none of this until you ask the Conch first okay finalize the constant feels to God all right go ahead hey there my friend guy uh should I uh some Sprite or some pineapple first neither oh neither uh okay uh how about some almonds yeah yeah I don't think so what Dang oh look how about some uh Frosted Mini weeds how about that no no well looks like you ain't today this like destroyed banana I can have that for sure for right right not even that you fat oh that sucks sorry about that guy I gotta find a way out here I gotta find a way out of here okay I gotta find a way out of here okay okay now I think I'm honestly I think I'm honor something come on come on come on what's this oh my god I think I'm getting somewhere I think I'm getting somewhere oh my God this is a threat I'm free [Music] ah guys so so it's gonna get darker pretty soon here in the dark and there's nothing to eat I can't even eat this freaking broken pineapple or banana cause I'm not allowed to cause the concert knows guys what am I gonna do I just wanna go home now all right let me ask it magic conch how do we get back home literally all you got to do is take 20 steps to your left morons what 20 steps to the left there's no way that could be right uh I want to find out though come on guys all right all right guys let's put this to the test ready one two three Seventeen eighteen guys guys we almost got the cards back there oh I would have been bad yeah I've been like 18 steps we had to do again all right but 19 20. wait a second oh my God is this our neighborhood the coach yeah I love this thing I told you so let's go home all right Thomas finally sit down and watch some TV on this not red couch I wish I watched oh probably Survivor season 87 I can't wait guys before you go washing stuff I'd ask the Conch first that's the cons what what to watch that's the Conch with the watch okay you're not gonna disrespect to conch now are you yeah yeah you're right I I respect the cons okay okay uh Hey Concha what should we watch MILF manner oh yeah let's go the best show in the world that you're not gonna believe this what is MILF Manor supposed to be oh yeah oh it's about a bunch of moms and sons that go to date a bunch of other moms and sons and yeah it's amazing guy you gotta watch it what wait a minute coach we really have to watch that don't make me remember myself if you just second guess the Conch okay okay I'm sorry conch [ __ ] you Mario watch it okay this is your dad [Music] you're talking about so weird all right but anyway hey yo yo yo conchi yeah you think my daddy should grab me some food 100 my jeans all right hell yeah let's go wait wait wait why should I get the future and Jeffy get the food please shut up there you are second guess new conch again guys okay fine I guess I'll get you some food whatever oh wow I just knew Daddy what the hell all right so the constant say what I had to give you so I got you the worst that I can find color the Skittles okay what the heck are you high if you have no color [ __ ] no flavor yeah they're probably disgusting check them out oh they like gray what the heck you don't mind if I try some oh yeah no problem no problem no problem oh yeah not gonna lie though this [ __ ] actually busts in on God for real though no cab thank you Jeffy oh yeah anytime my brother anytime my G oh my God this suspense is a weird day you know what also also hey okay you think my Dash bought me a supreme oh yes oh yeah let's go let's go expensive like thousands of dollars where am I supposed to find a supreme half of it I thought I like Supreme's rare too okay two things two things okay one you can't second guess the Conch two you're too lame to know what that Supreme hat is but you're gonna have to know what it is because the chords right here said it you gotta buy me one you know and I know uh okay conch since you know everything uh uh where can I find a supreme hat you must go behind the Subway way there you will find Jared give him a five dollar foot long he will give you one supreme hat but be warned he might try to give you his own footlong oh oh okay then I mean whatever the con says right okay okay let me do that oh she getting nasty Jeffy I got it hey get that hat off your nasty ass bald head the car did not tell you you could wear that sorry crunch shut up give me that oh yeah we're all dripped up all dripped up in the streets oh wait yeah I have an idea how about this how about this right hey magic coins should my dad go buy me an Xbox so I can play fortnite rocket league and fall guns duh oh hell yeah let's go whoa okay you gonna get your ass to the store and get me an Xbox [Music] you better go right now all right about Walmart tropical Edition nice okay here's the Xbox all right how much money is it all right there's the Xbox right there how one dollar there ain't no way such a steal let's go it's awesome I can't believe it let's go oh my God he didn't freaky with this you should be allowed on TV yeah it's got fortnite It's got rocket league and fall guys so I hope you're happy I'm more what what you know I don't care Jeffy this only cost me one single dollar so if you're not happy with it I don't care I'll play it myself for one dollar that's not bad I can afford that wait wait did I hear you say one dollar guy yeah it was one dollar sitting on the shelf it's pretty lit right are you guy are you actually High you think these cost you one dollar um I mean I I know it's kind of surprising but like that's what it said on the show look you don't believe me Jeffy either see it over here hold on a sec it's Jeffy check it out oh God why oh God why LOL [Music] thank you

Channel: SMLYTP

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Keywords: sml, supermariologan, jeffy, funny, kable10, tom bomb, glider, sbl, sll, sml movie, parody, sml parody, movie, humor, jokes, bowser junior, mario, 2021

Id: DOKmtSbrTyI

Length: 13min 28sec (808 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 12 2023