SML Movie: The Woodchipper!

so guys what do you want to do today I don't know whatever you guys want to do wait Junior who is that that's Tyler who is Tyler he lives in my neighborhood where's Joseph he had a baby what he's just a kid with white he'll be back soon so I thought we needed a third friend so I invited Tyler over okay hey nerd I'm me nice glasses oh well thank you they're actually I don't like Tyler oh look you just have to deal with him for one day so I thought guys that we could go outside and play catch with this ball okay what why is it so deflated who played with it Tom Brady shut up nerd okay let's go outside and play catch come on all right guys you ready to play catch yeah heck yeah dude wait Junior why do you have a wood chipper in your front yard in case I want to chip wood how much wood could a wood chipper chip if a wood chipper could chip wood just shut up and throw the ball Cody okay well who am I throwing it to First Okay Tyler I got it I got it you just get killed by a wood chipper why would you throwing it I didn't mean to Junior I'm not Tom Brady I can't throw good let's check on him uh Tyler are you in there Junior he's not in there we saw him go in there where could he be the other side Tyler Tyler are you in there all right Cody he didn't come out the other side he might still be alive in there uh no is that him yeah what's left of him he's dead yeah yeah dude what are we gonna do Tyler's dead we're in so much trouble with all this wee crap it's your fault how is this my fault you're the one who threw the ball to make him go in the wood chipper I didn't make him go in the wood chipper I threw the boat to Tyler and he was already running toward the wood chipper but why would you throw it towards the wood chipper you know he's gonna fall in it well I thought he had some common goddamn Sans and wasn't just gonna jump in a wood chipper and why did he even try to catch it that hard it's not the game-winning pass in the Super Bowl Cody I think you did this on purpose what yeah yeah you remember on the couch before he played catch you said I don't like Tyler well yeah because Tyler's mean that doesn't mean I wanted to kill him so that's your motive you didn't like him so I think you planned this whole thing I think you wanted to play catch so you could throw a ball into whichever and he would die it was your idea to play catch and why do you even have a wood chipper when you don't have trees and why was it even on that's suspicious you're right I'm just as suspicious as you are yeah Junior you're just as guilty as me okay so what do I do we have a plan I don't know Junior maybe we should call the cops no we cannot call the cops if we call the cops we're both gonna get arrested because this whole story does not make any sense they're gonna think we did it on purpose okay so I think what we should do is we should just sit here and do nothing Junior we can't just do nothing you have a pile of blood out there in your in your street okay well they could think that a squirrel crawled in the wood chipper or a raccoon okay but what happens when Tyler's parents realize he didn't show up for dinner okay well no one knows he was supposed to be over here that he was just running around outside I decided to tell him to come over so his parents didn't even know he was over here so they might just think he got kidnapped or he ran away from home look Cody let's just breathe calm down and go eat something yeah I guess you're ready I guess we can get Chef Phoebe to cook us something uh well Chef Phoebe had a baby but him too yeah okay oh Jesus I guess we can get your dad and like drive us to an arcade and play some games eat some pizza my dad had a baby too okay how are all these people having babies well the guy who plays those characters had a baby look he'll be back in a little bit let me go downstairs and grab a Lunchable okay oh what's this wood chipper doing here unattended well as long as nobody jumped in it I guess it's fine I'll just be on my way with oh wow that's not what I wanted to see today okay foreign that's not a lunch account stop throwing it it's not lunchable it's a Hillshire snacking what the hell is that where's the Capri Sun where's the Gogurt it's the same thing it's not the same thing Junior this has Genoa salami natural white cheddar cheese and toasted rounds like where are the little mini Oreos it's all we had in the fridge Cody okay I guess we can split it let's split it oh no Junior what if it's the cookie it's not the cops Cody because why would it be the cops Junior I don't know let me think about that for a second maybe the pile of blood or the missing kid or the wood chipper Cody no one knows about any of those things it's not the cops I guarantee it's not the cops I bet my life it's not the cops I would swear my soul is not the cops I would bet my Lunchables thought the cops it's not the cops if it's the cops I'm gonna scream okay hello [Applause] hey hey um is that your wood chipper out there wood chipper what wood chipper I've never seen a day in my life okay so you wouldn't know anything about that pile of Gore out there behind it no I don't know anything about a kid playing catch and jump in the Wood River and die I didn't say any of that well I think that's what could have happened if someone left a wood chipper in the road you know what I'm gonna come in well why well Junior I heard you scream so I'm assuming it's the cat foreign yes the cops well you kids must have done something pretty bad because you scream every time you see me we just really want ice cream oh that makes sense I mean ice cream you scream we all scream for ice cream yeah ice cream so what are you doing here officer well there's a wood chipper outside with a pile of blood behind it just wanted to know if you guys knew anything about that uh well you see we were uh with the squirrel a squirrel yeah so so me and Cody were playing uh catch with a squirrel with an acorn and Cody threw the acorn into the wood chipper so the squirrel would die no it's not supposed to die I was trying to throw the acorn to the store okay so listen basically thing is if that happened would Cody be in trouble for throwing the acorn in the in the whichever well I mean squirrels are pretty dumb so if you threw the acorn in the wood chipper you should have probably known the squirrel going after it okay so what if it wasn't a squirrel and it was a little boy named Tyler well then you guys would definitely be at fault because you should have been playing around a wood chipper in the first place well good thing it was a squirrel and not a little boy named Tyler that we were hanging out with yeah that that is a good thing that would have been really bad all right so uh that's all checks out so I guess I can just leave I just have to hear it from you with me to hear that it was a squirrel and that's all that happened without you sounding nervous or suspicious at all that's all I need to do uh okay it was a squirrel yep mix Grill yep yep yep yep yep okay that checks out sorry for bothering you kids see you later yeah Junior that was close oh no I can't believe we got away with it got away with what you guys didn't even wait for me to leave the room before you started talking I didn't even make it to the door so what'd you guys get away with uh uh got away with taking the last lunchable out of the fridge that that's not a Lunchable that's a that's a Hillshire snacking I know but we got away with taking it because it's the last one my whole family wants them so we gotta wait with that oh oh okay well I'll see you guys later I'm gonna leave for real this time oh that was so cool why junior look he didn't leave he's just being [ __ ] weird what is he doing I think maybe he thinks that if he can't see us we can't see him let's go to a different world okay Junior I think we have some privacy in here I can't believe we're actually gonna get away with it yeah I think we will but we probably should have cleaned up that blood outside yeah the blood what made the cops can yeah so what do you want to do now uh you want to play gobble monster well I I mean yeah of course I do I thought you'd never ask let me just unzip this bad boy oh you want to play the game gobble monster I thought you wanted to be the gobble monster what never mind let's just play the police station how may I take your order my son is how long's he been missing for a few hours ah it's not really much we can do until he's missing for 72 hours so come back in three dies but it's dark outside I'm afraid something bad has happened ah well there's not much I can do I'm gonna have to call for backup I might get in here what's up Simmons Sheila's rose on the fritz what Oscar uh man what's he talking about my son's been missing for a few hours oh well are you sure he's not just in his room no he went outside and he hasn't been back since hmm well did you take his video game systems away recently kids can be dramatic like that no not this week huh well do you have a picture of your son yes oh yeah I definitely have not seen that kid what'd you say his name was Tyler Tyler now I've definitely heard of Tyler today where did I hear about Tyler oh Tyler the Creator that's right I was listening to odd future in my car uh can you describe the neighborhood where your son went missing yes there are a bunch of houses houses yeah yeah they're usually houses in a neighborhood that's not too suspicious where there are lawns in this neighborhood yes and cars parked out front cars cars now were there any cars you didn't recognize yes there was a wood chipper that appeared out of nowhere today a wood chipper now I know I've seen a wood chipper today what was that about Tyler wood chipper there's definitely a connection there wait a minute uh ma'am was your son a squirrel no ah well then it couldn't have been your son see these two kids killed a squirrel with a wood chipper but they specifically said it wasn't a boy named Tyler so it could not have been your son wait a minute something's not adding up here man last time you saw your son was his body full of blood I think so hmm come with me ma'am is this your son uh no oh my son had hair and skin I see I see and your son was alive when he left the house yes I think so okay well man this might be your son what yeah I think your son might have gone through this wood chipper hold on don't cry yet I'm not 100 sure I need to confirm this junior that board game sucked it would have felt much better if you were the gobble monster oh Cody what look oh God damn it you haven't left yet oh no I left I just came back because I had questions about the squirrel thing what do you want to know about the stupid dead squirrel well this mom came and reported a son missing and a son's name was Tyler which was the name of the boy you didn't play ball with yeah we did not play ball with a boy named Tyler with a red striped shirt hmm that's interesting because the missing boy has a red striped shirt well well the mom is out there looking at the blood right now and when I told her it might be her son she did not like that at all well lied or say it's a squirrel well that wouldn't be a lie right no that's a truth it's the truth it's a squirrel oh that's good that is really good because if it was his son then you guys would be really bad people and you should feel really bad about that well it's not her son unless her son's a squirrel okay good that's great that's exactly what I wanted to hear uh there is just one more thing I I ran the DNA on the blood out there and it turns out it is Tyler's DNA so what do you have to say about that okay admit it we did it we killed Tyler no we didn't kill Tyler Cody kill Tyler Cody's the one that threw the bone of the wood chipper made Tyler get inside it I didn't make Tyler get inside it he fell inside it trying to catch the ball in Junior's wood chipper that he owns for some reason but Cody told me he does not like Tyler so I think it's premeditated he wanted Tyler to die so he threw a ball in the wood chipper but no it was an accident well jokes on you kids I didn't actually run the DNA so you admitted to the crime for no reason oh yeah oh yeah you know no I gotta read you guys how does this work do I read them at the same time or individually how about this y'all have the right to remain silent if y'all cannot afford an attorney one will be appointed to y'all well why am I getting arrested he's the one that killed him because you lied about the murder idiot hey guys Tyler we thought you died I think well death of my mom's a [ __ ] wait why'd you fake your own gas I want to go to Chuck E cheese my mom would have take me how did you fake your own death we saw you go inside the wood chipper and we saw the blood on the ground I pushed a teddy bear with red food coloring into the machine then I went to Chuck E cheese but I didn't have anybody so I came back huh well I guess you kids are free to go but Tyler you're under arrest for faking your own death causing a public nuisance and making me look silly [ __ ] and having a potty mouth come on Mister well Junior I feel really good that I didn't kill someone so you admit that if he would have actually died you would have killed him no I still don't know why you have a wood chipper yeah me either I missed Joseph yeah [Music]

Channel: SML

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Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, comedy, skit, entertainment, the woodchipper, woodchipper, junior, joseph, cody, brooklyn guy, puppet, puppets, show, laugh, joke, hilarious, fun, friends, friend, accident, awesome, prank, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, logan

Id: zLl_S4pJZ4w

Length: 11min 41sec (701 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 07 2023