SML Movie: The Human Potion [REUPLOADED]

[Music] all right class today we're going to be learning about the human body you should already know about the human body because we are all humans including me oh and i almost forgot i got me brand new prescription grasses because my eyes are so strange i can't see anything so for the first time i'm gonna be able to see your little human faces i am so confused why am i teaching your crafts for the tunnels i have a phd in kakarot i should be teaching humans all of you get out of my classroom if you're not a human i only teach humans what this isn't fair dude this is discrimination well i mean guys at least we don't have to go to school anymore oh yeah that is cool dude i hate school well i don't even know if i count as a turtle but you do cody you're a magikoopa so you're a turtle oh well we still need an education otherwise we'll just end up in a zoo i mean well i mean i guess jeffy's the only one that gets to stay cause he's a human um age 2019 i identify as a turtle i guess we all have to leave then guys my parents are gonna flip well i guess we're out of here forever dude yeah let's all go um that's right crass you get out of here you don't come back unless you're a human only humans are out in this class [Music] what do you want junior oh well uh i got kicked out of school today you what yeah i got kicked out of school well that's awesome that's great i knew you had it didn't you son what did you do did you get your teacher wedgie did you knock out a little nerd no i i got kicked out because i'm a turtle wait what apparently you can only go to school if you're a human wait that's stupid junior look i got kicked out of school in third grade so i guess it's like father like son i mean as long as you're not mad then i'm happy i hate school i hated it too that was stupid yeah books wait there's someone at the door dad well go get it idiot oh oh okay do an answer to the door uh hello hello there may i speak to your father please uh yeah dad there's somebody at the door in a suit he wants to talk to you hello am i getting arrested look she told me she was 18. actually it's been brought to my attention that my bank approved you for a home loan and you're not a human wait is that a problem actually it is because since you're a turtle and not a human you don't have a social security number and we do not give loans to turtles so in the short way get out wait what where am i supposed to live yeah you can go live at a pet store we can't live at a pet store sure you can and you have one hour to get out of this house or else i'm calling animal control wait this is discrimination come on dad we have to get out i don't know don't worry junior what are we gonna do oh [ __ ] baby i got terrible news what that i'm still alive yeah but but also we're getting kicked out of the house wait what for well apparently since dad's not a human he can't own a house so now we're gonna be homeless wait if we're going to be homeless that means i don't have to work for you guys anymore i don't even have to be bothered with you anymore junior oh this is amazing news oh what a wonderful day i'm going to pack my stuff right now but no chef pee pee don't leave us who's at the door uh hello hey junior my parents are mad oh okay well cody here told us that you boys got kicked out of school for being turtles yeah they said we're not allowed to go to school unless we're humans now that just pees me off you see me and my baby here we've been dealing with discrimination our whole life yeah people just have a problem with me being black well she identifies as black yeah well you see my great great great grandfather knew a black man so technically i'm a brother she got that generational n-word passed straight out all right my parents are stupid junior all right so so what are y'all doing here well we wanted to have a parent teacher conference here inside your house why inside my house oh our house dirty yeah it's the trap house this mouse traps everywhere i don't want to teach you to step on them all right i guess y'all can come inside okay so uh when's the teacher gonna be here oh he should be here soon we called him on the pay phone sure dude we don't use cell phones the government be listening it's true this one time i was on facebook and me and my husband were talking about bicycles and then i saw a whole bunch of ads for bicycles now you explain that mark zuckerberg cody what's going to happen when the teacher gets here oh well they want to try to convince him to let us go back to school well i don't care about going back to school well you boys need an education yeah you don't want to end up like judith here i'm dumb as a brick yeah it's all right though she's my baby uh oh hold on this one enjoy i must be him uh hello oh why am i at turtle house because these parents want to talk to you about something okay all right the teacher's here i heard you wanted a parent teacher conference oh my what a good looking asian man what was your name my name is jackie chu bless you yeah he need a tissue baby now we want you to let our boys back into school i sorry ma'am i know can't do that your boy a turtle i can only teach humans tyrone get the peace offering all right baby here you go we offer you this the food of your culture mom oh yummy cat tabby my favorite so are you gonna let our boys back into school now no ma'am i know except bribery no matter how rare the delicacy all right listen here yo ming don't get short with me we just want you to give our boys an education well i can't do that they have to be human in order for me to teach them all right ching chong listen here just because you think you can open up cheek buffets cook our pets just shut up everybody please just shut up mom dad just just go home i have this oh cody you're such a big boy all right tyrone let's bounce all right baby uh i'm sorry teacher what my parents were so rudely trying to say is they wanted you to let us back into school well no can do cody cause you are turtle i can only teach humans okay well i mean cody i don't really care about going back to school anyway school's dumb well junior we need an education and we're going back to school well we have to become humans to do that i'm gonna figure out a way to fix this you just get joseph over here all right so dude why did you want me to come over because cody said he's gonna try to help us go back to school or something dude i don't care about school i like to stay home i know me too i play video games oh i love video games all right guys look what i made whoa cody what's that these are turned into human potions turn into human potions what do they do well they turn you into a human junior what so if i drink this i'll turn into a human uh-huh and we can use these to go back to school dude i'm not gonna drink this dude i love to stay home i don't want to go to school anymore but joseph if you turn into a human you might get adopted and have a family hmm okay i'll i'll drink it cody uh how'd you make this well have you ever seen the movie emperor's new groove yeah well you know when he drinks the llama potion and turns into a llama uh-huh well it's pretty much just that but with people oh all right well then who wants to drink it first oh not me i haven't even tested these i don't know what it'll do oh joseph you wanna do it no dude i'm not gonna drink it first all right guys i guess i guess i'll drink it first um oh cody can you give me a cup and a straw what yeah a cup and a straw i want a drink out of a cup and a straw why don't you just drink it out of the tube because it looks weird i just want to drink it up a cup you know in a straw i like straws bendy straws okay fine i'll go get cups and straws yeah bendy straws all right junior i got you your glasses and your straws are you happy now yeah it looks a lot better now cody oh man guys i'm really nervous i guess i'll still be the first one to drink it and turn into a human i'll see you guys on the other side guys did it work uh yeah dude you look so cool i do yeah you even have your [ __ ] dude what i still do yeah yeah my god junior i can't believe the potion actually worked i feel so cool i mean i really like a human yeah oh dude it's my turn me me i'm next time next okay guys how do i look joseph you you look so cool oh dude i'm black i knew it and you're braces oh man dude look at my shirt doesn't it look awesome it's a basketball shirt that's so cool oh man okay my turn my turn oh cody how do you think it looks like as a human uh i think i'm gonna look like a sexy god with an eight pack oh all right we'll do it cody here i go what well guys how do i look cody you uh you look cool cool well i feel amazing i feel hunky wait is that hair do i have hair now oh my god i have hair i can whip it around and i can style it however i want if i want it to the right i can go like this or if i want it to the left i can go like this or i can do it in the back or if i'm feeling moody i could do it up front oh my god this is amazing i should be a model yeah well don't don't get too full yourself cody oh okay well now we're humans guys we can go back to school yeah let's do it dude yeah they can't say anything right yeah um well actually um i'm about to get kicked out of my house but really yeah the bank says that my dad can't get a loan from them because he's a turtle so can we turn him into a human too oh yeah we have plenty of potion left just go bring him a glass all right i'll take him this one right here i guess i gotta pack all my stuff cause we're gonna be homeless dad dad dad wait wait who are you i it's me dad wait no i only have one son and you're not him look if you want child support you're out of luck no no no no dad i turn into a human wait wait what yeah yeah look all you have to do is drink this drink and you're turning to a human and we get to keep the house wait really yeah what cosby didn't make this diddy no no cody did okay what's wrong with you here am i human yeah just you're terrifying awesome do we get to keep the house now oh i mean yeah you're a human so we get to keep the house yeah that's so great i'm gonna unpack right now wow guys guys my dad's a human now ooh what's he look like hey guys i'm a human now jesus christ i'm out of here dude what's this problem you're just really terrifying dad oh that's understandable so cody we should go show chef pee pee what we look like okay yeah let's go i'm so excited that i get to leave this stupid house oh goodbye stove oh goodbye microwave oh blender i can't forget about you goodbye and you spatula goodbye oh girl oh and now all i have to do is pack my one shirt and get out of here chef pee pee who are you it's me junior wait junior why do you look like that well cody he made a human potion and we drank it so now we're both human yeah oh my god you guys are the ugliest humans i've ever seen but not me though right i'm hot no especially you well chef pee pee now that we're humans we get to go back to school oh really yeah and dad's a human so now we don't have to be out of the house wait what yeah yeah so get back to cooking shopping because we're here to stay oh please tell me this is a lie come on god please tell me they're lying go back to cooking i want some mac and cheese all right cody i'll see you at school tomorrow yeah see you tomorrow junior oh yeah this is awesome all right human crafts today we're going to be learning about the turtle body and you should already know about the turtle body because you all used to be turtles you know guys instead of turning into humans we could have just broke his glasses yeah yeah that probably would have been easier oh well we're humans now so [Music] [Music] whatever you

Channel: SML Reuploaded

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Id: E-ITlA-wuNk

Length: 12min 28sec (748 seconds)

Published: Thu May 13 2021