[Music] oh yeah this looks awesome Junior what are you doing you know you're going to put these pillows back on the couch when you're done right I'll put them back when I'm done wait what are you making anyway it doesn't even look sturdy I'm building a pillow for it why because I want a place for all the cool kids to hang out and I'm the coolest kid ever Junior you're not even cool yes I am so lock me inside it whatever dude is this how you close it yeah all right are you satisfied yeah oh shf Baby that must be my friend open the door and let him inside but tell them I'm inside my pillow for it now you're making me do things hello hey Junior wait you're not Junior obviously Junior's in this pillow fort right now who pillow fort come inside okay who dude nice pillow for it Junior yeah dude this is so dope who goes there what do you mean Junior it's us your friends Joseph and Cody yeah Joseph and Cody uh I don't see that name on the list what what list the coolest all I see is Junior dude we've been your best friends for like ever we come over here almost every day well if you guys are really my best friends what's the secret sentence what secret sent sentence Junior it's usually a password it would take us forever to get a whole sentence yeah dude you got to give us like a hint a hint um the only hint I can give you is Junior is the coolest kid ever what is that the sentence yeah okay junior is the coolest kid ever ha you guys thought I'm the coolest kid ever that means it's true I guess so all right you guys you can come inside my pillow for it okay is everybody in yeah I'm in do you love it it's great it's cramped yeah it is kind of cramped yeah it's probably just me and Ken's bombastic biceps taking up all the space well stop flexing I don't think I can all right guys there's only two rules to Junior's pillow for it number one no girls allowed oh yes yes Junior yes this is exactly the kind of thing I've been talking about you know just a bunch of guys hanging out being Bros shirtless yes this is great thank you all right never mind I'm taking that rule back girls are allowed please we need some in here gay all right for the second rule uh well now it's the first rule again because I revoked the first rule uh the first rule is obey everything Junior says so that means you to do everything I say if Junior says something do something you got to do it okay okay so guys what do you want to do now you guys want to make out or something dude it's too cramped well yeah it is too cramped you know what uh new rule dolls aren't allowed Ken has to go thank you no Junior that's not fair he he could come in before well I you have to obey everything I say and I don't want Ken in here anymore so dolls are banned he has to get out no no Junior if Ken goes I go too well then leave yeah get out go okay fine I didn't even want to be part of your stupid pillow for it anyway I'm going to go start my own pillow for it good luck starting your own pillar Fort there's no way you make a better pillar Fort than me yeah I doubt he'll make a better one Than This D yeah there's no way he could ever make a better pillar Fort than mine dude now that Cody's gone we have so much more space in here yeah now that Cody's Big Fat Head's not in here taking up all the space yeah big head yeah and a stupid dumb doll oh I'm so sick of that doll yeah yeah yeah this is the cool Fort anyway and I know Cody's not cool so he doesn't deserve to be in here yeah he's totally not cool dude yeah can you believe Cody was saying he was going to build his own pillow for it there's no way he can build his own pillow for it so obnoxious dude I know so lame so so uh what do we do now uh you want to check on Cody and see how it's done pillow for's going oh let's do it dude I bet this pillow fort sucks yeah I bet it sucks what is that yeah what is that dude that's so stupid and dumb hey Cody what is that is that supposed to be a pillow for yeah dud what is that it fell over it fell over hey hey hey Cody who helped you design your pillow for but a pajo yeah Pano you're such an amateur Cody you suck at building pillow oh man I'd hate to be him in his dumb stupid pillow for right I bet he wish he was us right now yeah he wish you was an R pillow for wait what's those noises what what's those nois who wants to come over to Fort hunky we got dudes drinks and more dudes wa dude do you see that how'd he do that he did it like super fast let's go check it out okay dude wao dude this is huge shut up Cody come out here right now what do you guys want you can't just take the cushions off my couches and make a bigger pillow for it than mine yeah it's not fair what's wrong Junior I thought your pillow for it was already the best mine is the best yours is just bigger well yeah it's got two floors in a swimming pool a swimming pool dude you don't have a swimming pool why don't you come in and find out because I'll never come inside your big stupid dumb ugly pillow fort and what's with this dumb flag oh that's just the official flag of Ford hunky yeah it's a picture of me Ken took earlier dude that's a drawing it's not a drawing Joseph it's a photograph well look your pillow for might be huge but mine has Pizzazz okay Junior you enjoy your Pizzazz I'm going to go sip my juice box juice boxes dude we don't like juice boxes they're for little dumb babies with their big stupid dumb ugly pillow for and my pillow for is the best right Joseph uh I don't know dude he has a swimming pool mine's the best right he has a swimming pool dude the first rule of Fort junior is you have to agree everything I say mine's the best right oh yes Junior okay see see so Joseph just said it so mine's the best so we're going to get out of here hey Joseph you know you want to come inside uh I kind of do you do have Joseph come on dude he have a swimming pool I don't care come on you come with me juice boxes you're lost all right Joseph let's go inside the fort the cool Fort okay dude wa dude that is so cool his electric bill is going to be atrocious you're disturbing the piece come on let's go inside the cool Fort uh dude you want me to check it out real quick what check it out why you want to make sure it's like a real party he could be planning to destroy your fort dude so you're telling me that all that could be a distraction destroy my fort yeah definitely dude it's definitely a distraction I should go over there check it out maybe dance a little bit do something like that and then come back over here and tell you what's going on oh yeah yeah yeah yeah because he could be trying to destroy my fort because my fort's cooler right yeah yeah definitely cooler dude wait I got a better idea what what if I strap a bomb to your chest and you go over there and you explode and kill the whole party dude I don't want to die we're playing pretend it wouldn't be a real bomb it's made out of pillows all you have to do is like just knock over the pillows oh okay I can do that then okay go do that go do that all right yeah Joseph make your fort proud uh Cody wait you guys hear something it's me Joseph oh oh wait hold on turn down the music for a second yeah yeah hold on I'll be right back hey Joseph what's up dude I want to get in oh yeah I figured that'd happen sooner or later but where's Junior dude he's at his fort what a square I know he's a loser well come on in we're just about to break out the pinata pinata yeah we got a buffet in here too come on help yourself a buffet too oh yeah Cody I see you have your stupid dumb little party it's about to go up and fly FL though come on Joseph make your fort proud any second now any second now Joseph's going to destroy that Fort I bet he hates it in there I bet it sucks I bet the music's so loud it's giving his ears to nidus yeah yeah Jose is going to do it [Music] soon oh no I fell asleep did I miss it it's still up what Joseph you were supposed to knock it down what happened Cody hold on guys I think that's the pizza man oh it's just you is Joseph here yeah he's coming down the water side right now hey Joseph oh good form Joseph wow I need to speak to Joseph right now well he's kind of busy right now what oh no no no not right now kid no baby I'm talking well look I'll meet you in the hot tub in a few minutes okay go get Joseph okay fine Joseph Joseph Junior wants to get out of the chocolate fountain you crazy kid Junior wants to talk to you oh why I don't know something ladies ladies calm down I'll be back in a second it's more jok to go around I got to talk to this loser real quick yeah keep twerking uh what's up dude make it fast I got to get back in there got to get back in there yeah you were supposed to knock it down oh yeah oh dude I came so close to doing it like so close but then Cody brought out this like pinata full of chocolate cake nobody says no to that a Piata full of chocolate cake yeah dude it was right next to the big screen next to the pool next to the slide oh my God my hat oh got to get ready for you don't need that stupid hat dude it's the party hat everybody wants to party no no no no you're not supposed to be partying you're supposed to knock it down so you're telling me you're not going to knock it down hey I might not but the music might hey Joseph you might want to get back in here smash mou about smash mou oh my God I got to get it back in there dude I'm going show you guys guys since Jose is a traitor and didn't destroy the party I'm going to have to do it myself I'm going to sneak into the party and destroy it from the inside okay I'm going to sneak into this party uh I'm here for the party oh guys I think that might be Tom Brady oh hey who are you uh I'm here for the party oh are you on the list uh what list the list of people who are invited to the party of course I'm on the list I'm on the top of the list okay what's your name uh my name uh Justin Justin okay I'll look uh no we only have one Justin and that's Justin Bieber that's me I'm Justin Bieber no that can't be right cuz he's already in here he's already in there yeah he's doing jello shots well well check check the list again because I'm Justin and I'm sure I'm on the list read off the list okay but it's a pretty long list I'll just start at the top we have Ariana Grande Drake Lebron James why is LeBron James in there oh we have a full basketball court he's teaching us how to do trick shots well that's dumb junior is that you and a mustache and a hat no it's not me and a mustache and a hat Junior if you want to come into my party I'll let you in no no Junior would never want to try to go inside your stupid dumb ugly party he's having a party of his own look look look at his party it's so dope it looks pretty lame actually no it's not lame he has uh so many celebrities over there like little Wayne oh no no no Little Wayne's already in here you want you want to say hi no he's in there hey Wheezy this guy says he knows you I never said that what you don't recognize him he says he doesn't recognize you well I never said I knew him I hold on I'll ask again hey hey Wheezy are you sure he's got like sombrero and like what what looks like a fake mustache does that sound right no you want me to call security no no no no no no no no I got it wrong it wasn't Little Wayne I have Snoop Dog at my party no Snoop Dog's in here too hey snoop snoop you know this guy no no no no no no no okay Cody look it is me Junior look see I was just trying to see if youd let anyone in your party to show how lame it is because only lame parties let everyone in seeing you going to let me in just like that that proves how lame your party is so I'm going to go back to my party because I have the coolest guy performing right now you want to know who it is who po shyy I I I don't know who that is you don't know who PO shyy is hey do you guys know who PO shyy is is now literally no one in here knows who that is well I don't know either but he's going to be big one day and you're going to wish you was at your party okay you have fun with poo since I couldn't destroy the fort from the inside I'm going to have to destroy it from the outside and I know the perfect way to do it oh God Cody are you still alive where are you this was an act of jealousy of cowards who could have done this why someone flew a drone into our Fort Joseph but it shook from the ground up though you're right it could have been an inside job nice Fort losers Junior you flew a drone into our fort wait you did this junior no no I didn't fly a drone into your fort I was over at my cool Fort you know with Po shyy and it's not knocked down cuz it's still cool Junior this could only have been you but no no no I was over there you guys should probably clean this mess up though it's making my problem value go down and uh I'm going to take this juice box for the road a I wanted that Joseph you know what this means what we have to get revenge okay let's do it dude it's really nice to have a fort that's not knocked down or destroyed can you guys hurry up and clean up your fort it's really sad to look at Joseph yeah drop Funky Boy are you sure dude drop it [Music] okay so do you give up Junior cuz we also have fat hunky man what it's the name of the nuclear bombs so guys what do you want to do today oh I made this plane out of Legos waa that's so cool dude you let the right bro dude that's so awesome can we fly it well it's not going to fly Junior it's made of Legos but it's a plane it can fly no Junior it's made of Legos it's too heavy to fly Legos are too heavy to fly real planes are made out of metal they they can fly yeah but those planes have engines this doesn't have engines it has two engines look in the back there are two engines Junior the engines are made of Legos it's not going to fly but it's a plane it can fly it even has a pilot he's not alive but he's in a seat look he probably went to a lot of years of Flight School junior it's all Legos it's just toys it's not going to really fly Cody it's a plane it can fly it has wings duh stupid what Junior it's it's just made of Legos it's not going to work let's go in the kitchen and see if it can fly come on it's not going to work all right Cody are you ready to see your plane fly it's not really going to fly it has wings Joseph has wings he can fly mhm well These Wings don't really work you built it and you don't even know what it can do all right watch it fly look Cody it's flying Junior your mac and cheese is ready oh man I love my new Red [Music] Jacket my jacket [Applause] it's inexperienced pilot but I told you Cody it could fly Junior you just threw it in the air anything will fly for a few seconds if you throw it up in the air Junior I can't believe you just got to stay my new red jacket you can throw it in the washing machine Chef peee just calm down oh I swear to God this thing better come out Junior what's wrong with you Cody it it's you e Cody you just sneezed all over my bib e dude that's gross shf can you wash my bib too stupid Junior this thing better come out of my jacket hey shfp can you wash my bib too oh sure Junior thanks all right guys what do you want to do now wo Junior looking good NY NY eggs and bakey e Cody don't look at me I don't want to talk about it I want to talk about it Cody why can't you cover your nose when you sneezed Junior my arms aren't long enough to reach my nose loser I can watch I guess I can't either you guys are losers watch this I guess I can't either yeah we can't reach our nose I guess we have to wait for my bib to dry hope it doesn't dry too soon oh man goodness new thank God that stain came out this jacket cost me $50 wait is this Junior's bib oh my God it's pink how girly that's what he deserves is it hatot in here junior or is it just you dude stop being weird I can't wait for my bib to be clean Junior your bib's clean it's pink it's pink like a girl yeah we should start calling you Julia yeah Julia your bib juliia sh baby why is my bib pink maybe God thinks you should be a girl I don't want want to be a girl well I think it might be because you washed your white bib with Chef pee's red jacket so it turned pink well I don't want to be pink Chef peipi fix it I'm not going to fix it I don't have to well if you don't fix it you know what I'm going to do what I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to tell my dad daddy wow it's real mature Junior how old are you now dad dad what do you want junior Chef B he stayed my bib pink and now everyone's calling me a girl girl my son's not a girl my son's a man a big strong man yeah the tell sh for me to give me a new bib oh I'll go tell him [ __ ] B what Bowser my son's a man he's not going to be caught wearing a [ __ ] pink beer you tell him dad well it's not my fault I washed my jacket and I guess it stained his bear well he's a man he's not going to wear that so you better buy him another one I'm not buying him another one dad make him buy another one oh don't worry about it my precious precious princess he's going to buy buy you another one yeah Chef baby go get your laptop and buy me another one what why do I have to buy you another one cuz I'm a big boy I'm the biggest man in the world yeah clearly all right Junior how much is this stupid Bill $5 $10 more like $800 $800 wait why it's Gucci wait you don't wear Gucci yeah I do my dad got me a Gucci BB when I was born cuz he wanted me to be fly Junior you're not even worth $800 yeah Junior $800 for a bib is ridiculous sh has to buy me a new bib just like my old one and that's my old bib right there so buy it Chef peee Junior I can't afford a $800 bib doesn't my dad pay you yeah but not $800 I'll probably make that in 10 years well you better get a new job and buy me a new bib well where am I supposed to work um aren't you a chef can't you get a job at a restaurant yeah what restaurants are hiring right now look let's turn on the commercial Channel where commercials are always going on and you can see if there's a restaurant hiring M doesn't that just look delicious we have the meats nope nope that's Arby's uh hi I'm Brooklyn guy founder and CEO of burger Queen if you're anything like me you need food to survive and that's what this is food so if you're looking to survive and you need something to eat come on down and get yourself something at Burger Queen also we're hiring so if you're looking for work and you can keep a secret come on down and apply oh shaby look Burger Queen Burger Queen what kind of offbrand restaurant is that well they need some employees so go get hired Junior I'm not working there well Chevy if you don't buy me a new bib I guess have to tell my dadad okay okay okay God go there all right welcome to Burger Queen you have any questions before we get started yes how is this different from Burger King that is a great question see I came up with the original idea for Burger King back in college but then my roommate overheard me talking about it and he trademarked it before I could so I had to make Burger Queen well what kind of food do you sell well it is a very complicated and secret recipe so make sure you don't tell anyone all right here's what we do we get in a car and we go to a Burger King then we buy up all of their food and then we bring it back here and we tape the burger Queen logo onto the wrapper and sell it for a dollar more wait isn't that illegal oh yeah just make sure you tape the burger Queen logo on real good so it doesn't come off so we don't get sued I've already gotten two seas and desist lettuce so we cannot get caught again well what's my job your job is going to be to take these scissors and cut out the burger Queen logo and tape it onto these Whoppers but make sure you don't call them Whoppers these are called whippers why would anybody choose Burger Queen over Burger King that's probably because of a slogan which is why eat with a king would you you can go down on a queen what wait don't don't we serve burgers yeah it tastes the same oh oh there's somebody at the drive-through window okay I'll stay here and cut out logos you go take their order okay hey welcome to Burger Queen how may I take your order I don't have a car can I still order here I mean you're here might as well order oh well how is this different from Burger King the name oh what what kind of food do you have we have everything Burger King has just a dollar more really that's a ripoff I know right what so evil mhm it's too evil for me I'm just going to go to Burger King instead well smart man goodbye okay I'm done o what do you order I hope it was a Whopper cuz they're getting cold he didn't order anything I told him it was a dollar more than Burger King so he's going to Burger King why would you tell him that what what did I do wrong well you're not supposed to tell him we're stealing food from Burger King it's like you don't even know how copyright infringement works I didn't tell him we were stealing food good and don't tell them the price either okay we have somebody else at the drive-through window just tell them we have two for four of what I don't know just sell something okay welcome to Burger King thank you I me I mean welcome to Burger Queen how me I take your order uh this a drive-thru cuz I flew so it's kind of like a fly through cuz my Cape is kind of like a car what do you want Oh wait what is this place Burger Queen oh I'm sorry I thought this was Burger King no no it's basically Burger King look order whatever you would order there and we have it here look we have a two4 two for four what I don't know okay well I guess I'll just take two offers then okay uh two whippers coming up what okay I need two whippers two what oh Whoppers Whoppers right sorry I forgot the silly things we do here yeah yeah I got three of them ready okay and I told him two for four two for four yes for four what $ four do no no no no no no we we can't do that I got these two for five at Burger King I can't lose a dollar tell them that 2 for six the price went up but you told me two for four well just tell them tell them it's it's it's inflation the stock stock market in NASDAQ he he he won't understand just tell him okay look I'm so sorry sir but I have to change the price it's 2 for 6 but you said it was 2 for 4 I know inflation and stock market and the new Xbox is coming out it's knocking up the price oh yeah I guess that makes sense all right that's fine oh okay thank you sir okay he said okay he said okay yes what a chump you know what I'm going to give him three but no cuz then I'd still lose money okay how about this how about we tell him 3 for 10 no no no 3 for 20 let's see how much we can milk this guy for oh okay then okay sir the new price is 3 for 20 but 3 for 20 I don't even what three yeah but the new PlayStation is coming out too and the stock market is depending on that the pre-orders already sold out you know okay fine whatever yeah I'll take it yeah okay okay okay dude he accepted it he did yes what an idiot I know right oh should we try to get more oh yes let's drain his bank account get get his credit card I'll write the numbers down what about his social security number take it yeah do it oh High School mascot o his first pet's name yeah yeah get that too okay okay okay sir I Got a Brand New offer for you I just want my Burgers what if I told you instead of six Burgers you could get three I thought I was already getting three but you can get three burgers for a penny well how's that possible all I need is your credit card your date of birth your social security number and your pet's name and your high school mascot huh it seems kind of fishy nah okay that nah was good enough for me here you go oo Platinum I got it I got it we can buy whatever we want Chef peee you fired wait what that was a test to see if you'd steal and you failed we may commit copyright infringement and steal from Burger King but we never steal from our customers but you told me to take his card yeah you should have said No Stealing is wrong cuz we do not hire criminals everything you're doing here is a crime I know what the you can keep the store oh my God where's my food there's your food you thirsty you thirsty right my weakness it's everybody's weakness I wonder how shef's first day at Burger Queen went wait where's Joseph oh my God I hate Burger Queen oh shf baby did you make $800 to buy me a new bib oh God no I got fired I think and then he gave me the store I don't even know what I'm supposed to do with that well you can sell it and make some money oh but I think it's illegal no there's someone at the door wait wait who's that I don't know I guess I'll get it hello hey there it's me again uh listen I realized it was pretty irresponsible of me to just leave you there with the store like that yeah yeah cuz you could tell the cops what I was doing MH so I figured I'd let you buy one thing with the stolen credit card if you promised to never tell Burger King what I was doing wait wait really are you serious yeah just one thing though then I need the card back cuz I got to buy some stuff too okay wow Chef peipi thank you for the new Gucci bib yeah whatever but you better not get this one dirty okay I won't all right I'm going to give this card back to the Burger Queen guy okay here's your card back shift peee you're under arrest wait why that was also a test to see if you'd steal you were supposed to say No Stealing is wrong but you gave me the card well if I gave you the the keys to a car that was going to explode would you still get in it no exactly because stealing is wrong now give me the card back here you go sucker what Cody check out my new Gucci bib I like you better with it off oh man oh what's up guys I was in the bathroom talk about a stomach ache P you so guys what do you want to do now well I did make another Lego airplane W can we fly it Junior this one's not going to fly either well the first one flew no it didn't yeah it did it flew and it landed on the macaroni and cheese Runway Junior Let's Go Fly it all right Cody you ready to see it Fly it's not going to fly Junior you're just going to break [Music] it Junior it took me a week to build so guys what do you want to do today I don't know dude I'm hungry me too me four well we could order pizza that's going to take forever dude that's going to take hours I wish there was a pizza place that delivered pizzas fast like instantly nothing's faster guys I got an idea it's a billion dooll idea maybe a trillion doll idea what is it dude what if we invented a pizza place that delivered pizzas fast dude that's a dope idea but Junior what do we know about making pizzas ow jeez what the hell is that for we don't need to know how to make pizzas Cody we just need to know how to deliver them fast idiot well okay well how fast do you want to deliver them 10 minutes yeah 10 minutes that would be crazy what Junior that's impossible there's no way we can make pizzas and deliver them in 10 minutes he deserved it yeah Chef peee will pre-make 10 Douro pizzas and they'll always be ready and when someone calls to order a pizza we just grab a pizza and get in the car e Junior we can't give people cold Douro Pizza don't slap me again it won't be cold put it in the microwave Junior nobody's going to pay money for room temperature jono pizzas when they can just go to one of the hundreds of actual good pizza places well our incentive is going to be that we deliver in 10 minutes okay but there's still going to be good pizza out there okay we you know we'll charge $1,000 for our pizza what Junior no one's going to pay $1,000 for a pizza yeah they will because it will tell them that if we don't deliver their Pizza in 10 minutes or less we'll pay them $1,000 woo I pay $1,000 Junior you're just going to end up losing $1,000 you don't even have hey look if we don't make it on time I don't even have $1,000 so I'll just run away yeah how are we even going to get it there that fast uh jeffy's going to drive I'll drive I'll drive super fast I'll even drive on the sidewalks and I'll drive twice as fast in school Jones yeah so we'll definitely get there in 10 minutes or less Junior that's crazy what about trains but you want us to take a train trains are super slow Cody cuz if we get on the train we have to wait for a train station oh what if someone doesn't live by the train tracks we'll never make it there in 10 minutes what no no Jun I didn't mean we deliver it by train I mean what if there's a train in the way and the and the car takes longer to get there we drive around the train Junior do you know how long a train is and we can't just go around it okay we'll build a ramp and we'll jump over the train and how long is that going to take why are you bringing up trains Cody no one mention trains all we're going to do is make pizzas and deliver them in 10 minutes or less and if we don't deliver it we pay them ,000 if we deliver it on time they give us $1,000 it's a billion dollar idea everybody's going to want to order a pizza and possibly get $1,000 Cody it's a genius idea well Junior you can't guarantee it's going to be there in 10 minutes it's crazy yes we can if we're Sonic the Hedgehog we're not Sonic the Hedgehog you got your ass there dude listen Cody no one brought up Sonic the Hedgehog except for you what you mentioned Sonic the Hedgehog listen we're going to make a commercial and we're going to tell people order our pizzas and if it's $11,000 and if we don't get it there in time we'll pay you 1,000 everyone's going to go crazy they're going to tell their friends hey bro did you hear about ,000 pizza oh I heard about it dude I'm one right now and then we get there on time and then they owe us $1,000 and we keep doing this and we make millions billions trillions dollars okay okay Junior can we at least just make the pizzas before we make the commercials so we at least have pizzas when people call us that's smart that's smart that's the first thing he said said that was smart yeah you're super smart Cody okay let's go get she to make the pizzas then we'll make the commercial and then when people see the commercial we're going to be getting pizzas and billions of dollars and trillions of dollars yeah let's get paid dude M look at that meat that's some thick meat meat meat meat that meat yeah that's meat meat that's meat me you see the me me me me me me me sh what are you doing I'm making meat L Junior though wait is it baloney it's a loaf of meat Meatloaf I mean I guess that's true hey shfp can you make us Touro pizzas no I'm making meatloaf tonight I'm not making any pizza Junior we need Touro pizzas well I'm not making Douro pizzas you're eating meatloaf but we're starting our own pizza company and we want to sell Douro pizzas wait I'm not going to be a chef for you Junior what if we pay you $500 an hour okay okay I'll be your Chef okay okay Junior we can't afford that yes we can if we sell a pizza for $1,000 he only charges 500 an hour we're not even going to sell a pizza for $1,000 we're going to sell 30 pizzas an hour we're going to make $30,000 an hour Cody Junior that's impossible we don't have enough people we can't deliver the pizzas that fast Cody I think you're underestimating how fast my car is yeah Cody I don't think you understand that we have this covered look let's go make the pizza Commercial okay guys before we shoot our commercial we have to think of a name of our pizza place how about bankrupt cuz that's what we're going to be o how about abadaba yeah Abra cadaba because our pizza gets there so fast it's like a magic trick it just comes out of nowhere abracadabar yeah no that sucks that does not sound good at all well what about dirty diaper stink Pizza I I don't think anyone's going to want a dirty diaper stink Pizza well what about dirty diaper stink [ __ ] pizza that's not better I got an idea how about speedsters Pizza cuz we speed to your house so fast to get you the pizza Speeders Pizza yeah I like that no no no I got a better one how about little hungry Papa Speeders Hut pizza what little hungry Papa speeder Hut pizza ooh that's unique dude so you just want to get sued by everybody then no no no no I just want everyone to think about us when they try to think about ordering from our competitors they're like o instead of Papa John's instead of Little Caesars instead of hungry hoes we go to little hungry Papa Speeders Hut pizza little hungry Papa speedsters Hut's pizza that that doesn't really roll off the tongue listen Cody we're going to go with that name cuz it's the most famous name and everyone's going to be ordering pizzas from us especially if they get $1,000 all right so so let's go shoot our commercial okay Cody go uh oh wow I'm I I'm so hungry I sure would like a pizza I just wish it didn't take so long to get pizza go Jeffy boom wo that pizza got here so fast who could have delivered a pizza that fast little hungry my bib keep fixing little hungry little hungry speedsters little hungry Papa speeder's Pizza that's of course wow H little hungry little hungry Papa Speedster Huts pizza that's who could make it that fast wow that was so fast what do you think Jeffy Pizza yep so so if you order a pizza we'll get it to your house in 10 minutes or less or we'll pay you $11,000 that's insane but if we get the p pizza at your house before 10 minutes you owe us $11,000 that's also insane that's pizza fast in a fast way yes order now um call this number um J the number that number junior is that my [ __ ] phone number call this number Jun for pizza $1,000 I don't want them calling my phone number all right guys what' you think about that commercial I think I did a pretty good job holding the camera dude you did edit my number out okay I will do it now well I already edited out and I took it to the TV station and they're going to air our commercial today wait how did you get a commercial on TV that cost money I told them you were dying of some disease are you okay D I'm not really dying Joseph oh okay so let's just sit back and wait for the phone to ring so we can start making some pizzas no one's going to call wait is my phone ringing what what Junior why are people calling me you said you edited my number out I lied answer they already have your number damn it hello hi I would like a pizza please really yeah but I live across town and I already mapped it and it's 30 minutes away so no way and [ __ ] you make it here on time I mean you're probably right go Junior we need a pizza right now wait it's a customer yes we need a pizza all right let's go tell chefi Chef chefi we need a pizza right now okay okay I'll get it out oh sweet Jesus what you burned it Chef peee I'm sorry I got distracted by thinking about the $500 an hour I get paid J we can't deliver a pizza looking like that well look in the commercial we didn't say it was good pizza we didn't even say it was not burnt so listen we had to deliver it just like this Chef can you put it in the Box what box uh put it in the Douro box Junior we can't put it in the Douro box and they're going to know it's Douro it doesn't matter it's either if it's thejo we didn't tell him it wasn't not Douro look just put it in the Box we got to go we only have 10 minutes okay I got you hurry okay yeah come on give me let go go go come on guys let's go let's go let's go it's raining so my daddy gave me Specific Instructions that I'm not allowed to drive in the rain and I'm scared uh okay um Co Cody can you call the guy and let him know it's raining no Junior he's not going to care that it's raining he wants $1,000 okay okay listen what if we just started walking right now junior he lives 30 minutes away by car minutes Jesus Christ Junior we only have 8 minutes now oh okay okay listen okay it's raining it's thundering we're going to get struck by lightning if we walk out there oh I got an idea everyone go upstairs on the couch I got an idea Junior we're wasting time come on okay guys just wait right here and we're going to deliver this pizza Junior we don't have time for this we only have 5 minutes to deliver this pizza if You' be quiet and be patient the solution is coming hey there what you call the cops yes officer can you deliver this pizza for us uh kid I'm a cop I don't deliver pizzas I stop crying we'll give you $300 if we can deliver this pizza in 5 minutes okay you're on junior he can't deliver this pizza in 5 minutes that's impossible are you kidding me I have a police car people get out of my way I can do it all right so officer go there you have 5 minutes to get there we make $1,000 but we're give you 300 of it okay no problem Junior there's no way he's going to make it in time and even if he does you're giving away basically $800 of our dollars listen we're going to make $200 from this pizza I'm about to to get paid I'm here look at that 42 seconds late what okay I'm going to go ahead and Round Up 1 second late what does that mean means you owe me $1,000 what why the hell would I owe you $11,000 cuz it was part of the guarantee over 10 minutes you pay me $11,000 it's over 10 minutes oh oh wow okay I didn't sign up for that nobody told me that wow now pay me do you think he made it in time of course he made it in time Cody he's a cop he can break all the laws hey hey did you deliver the pizza no I was 1 second late and the guy made me pay him $11,000 because apparently you guys promised him $1,000 if the pizza was late well that's your fault you should have drove faster I drove 125 mph and then I got stopped by a train Junior uh well why didn't you go around the train oh it was a very long train 170 cars actually I had time to count and I was still only 1 second late oh and I even went over speed bumps I mean [ __ ] my alignment right yeah you guys owe me $1,000 so guys what do you want to do today oh I don't know dude I'm bored well I do have $500 and I don't know what to spend it on you don't know what to spend it on on PlayStation 5 yeah they're out right now dude yeah you can play Spider-Man explore new world you have to get a PlayStation 5 right now Cody I don't know I was thinking about buying a new telescope ow what was that for junior a telescope a freaking telescope oh my God he's oooing nerd right now you're the biggest fattest ugliest nerd I've ever seen you buy a telescope with that money but I could I could explore new worlds with my telescope what are you going to see with a dumb telescope well I could look at planets like I could look at Uranus and then I could get the telescope Cody if you get a PlayStation 5 I can play it Joseph I can play it I could play it some more I could play it I I could play it again Junior it just sounds like you want me to get a PS5 so you can play it well of course but we would all play it especially me and I know Santa Claus would get me one for Christmas but I don't want to wait that long I don't want elf juice all over my PlayStation 5 so just go buy it please but Junior if I get a telescope we can all look through it and what are we going to say your big mom's fat hairy butt I don't want to look at your big mom's hairy butt Cody like like she can stand on the other side of the country and I can see with my naked eye how fat she is cuz she's so fat like she's fat right Joseph yeah dude that was a good burn bur burn fat mom Cody okay guys I think you've helped me make my decision on what I'm going to buy oh he's going to buy the he's toally going to get the PlayStation going to get the play the play all right guys I'm back he got it he got the he got it he got That's my boy that's my dog right there that's my I got a telescope isn't it cool guys how'd you get the PlayStation 5 box oh well the guy that sold me the telescope used the money to buy a PS5 and then he let me use the box to carry the telescope can we be friends with him instead please come on guys the telescope is so cool no no it's not I mean look at that that's carbon fiber Joseph how do we kill him dude I'm carry him in your backyard and then get a pool made on top of them that way the police can never dig him up hey Cody did you hear my Dad's getting a pool installed in my backyard oh that that's cool I mean I can't swim but that could be fun you guys want to come outside and play with my telescope Cody why would you buy a telescope and not a PlayStation 5 cuz the PlayStation 5 just didn't really sound that cool to me it didn't sound cool fun didn't sound cool to You video games didn't sound cool to you having a better life than have owning a telescope didn't sound cool to you well owning a telescope just seemed cooler what would you what what do you think Galileo would do if he had $500 and he could buy a telescope or a PlayStation he probably would buy a telescope well then Galileo's lame just like you guys are you going to come outside and look at stars with me or not I me I guess we have nothing better to do unless we want to look at the PlayStation box D it better be cooler than the PlayStation look at the PlayStation box looks cooler so far all right guys are you ready to look at stars cool oh look at that oh boring this is so boring we could be playing a PlayStation right now I know dude guys look I can see a Ran's belt and then under that I can see a Ryan's dog Ryan was packing hey guys what doing oh hey Jeffy we're just playing with a telescope what are you doing I'm pick them my nose she this awesome booger I just got well that's a big booger mhm all right does anyone else want to take a look uh yeah I'll look I guess this is so boring all I see is Stars what Cody what planet is green green I don't think any of them are green I'm looking at a green planet right now really let me see oh my God what is that oh dude I want to see dude it is green is it a planet wait guys did we just discover a new planet we no I just discovered a new planet I'm the one that saw it first but but it's my telescope we wouldn't have even seen it if I hadn't gotten the telescope but I saw it first so I just discovered a Green Planet okay okay calm down let's call NASA and they'll tell us if it even is a new planet yeah let's go call NASA hey there you call NASA oh you guys got a PS5 sweet no it's just the Box what why what happened he had $500 to buy a PS5 but he bought a telescope instead oh nerd I worked for NASA and I wouldn't have bought a telescope right but anyway I was using his dumb stupid telescope and I discovered a new planet there's no way we've been looking for years we know there's no new planets in our solar system but we actually found a new planet though no I found a new planet not we with my telescope but I saw it with my eyes I don't even know why you bought a telescope you have two telescopes on your face okay okay okay let's just go outside and look at this new planet come on look I'll show you all right so if you just look inside there you'll see a green Planet okay huh what wait a minute what is that well well it's round and it's green so that looks like a new planet to me so I discovered a new planet oh my God I think you boys actually might have discovered a new planet I discovered a new planet I got to go alert the news well tell him it was me I discovered it breaking news Okay three young boys have discovered a new planet in our solar system more on this story as it develops three boys I'm a man I'm not much of one but I am one no not three one one kid discovered it and I was the kid that discovered CED it guys I'm the guy in the group project that gets an a for doing nothing yeah why they acknowledge Joseph he didn't do anything Junior you just have to accept that you didn't Discover it I did discover it I saw it with my eye you were eye begging your telescope for 30 minutes and you didn't see it until I looked at the telescope and I saw the planet myself well you saw it with my telescope that I bought well I would have saw it even if I didn't use your stupid telescope really you could see it without a telescope yeah if I would have just looked up and saw it I would have saw it well then why haven't you seen it before cuz I've never looked up you've never looked up ever nope I've never looked up so you've never seen the moon what's that Junior what there's someone at the door hold on uh hello hey there I need to talk to you kids oh yeah sure come on inside hey there kids so what's up the International Space Station that's what's up cuz it's up in space that's a little NASA joke for you you wouldn't get it you got to be a part of NASA to understand anyway I brought you guys this certificate so you can name your new planet cuz you all discovered a new planet no I discovered a new planet Junior he's said we we all did but I saw it first with my eyeball well you saw it on my telescope well you see that's actually the weird thing is that we can't actually find the new planet on any other telescopes but yours you hear that Junior well you can only find it on my telescope but I'm the one who start with my eyeball so maybe I made it appear with my eyeball but we found it with my telescope and that's the only one oh let me ask him hey NASA guy so listen I saw the planet first with my eyeball he bought the telescope but I saw the planet first so who owns the planet h hm I don't care I I really don't care I just need you guys to fill this out name your new planet and then name who the owner is I'll be by later to pick up the paper so what am I going to name the new planet no Junior I'm naming the planet no I'm naming it because I discovered it what would you even name it Cody I would name it Planet huny Lon and all of the hunkiest guys in the Galaxy would get to live there that's so lame Cody well what would you name it I would name it guacamole but guacamole you can't name a planet guacamole it's already a food but the planet it's green like guacamole and then at dinner parties people would be like can you pass me the guacamole and they're like yeah hold on oh it's all the way in space I have to go get it you want to name an entire planet guacamole just so people can make jokes at dinner parties yeah and then kids would be like Dad where's guacamole from oh it's from the planet guacamole I agree with Junior it is a good name thanks Joseph okay okay how about we let Joseph decide what me him he didn't do sh anything yeah exactly he's not involved so he doesn't have an opinion one way or the other we should let him decide what would you name the planet Joseph ooh if I could name it I would probably name it Planet uh Fitness okay that sucks Joseph can't name the planet yeah that's so lame so you just let me name it no no I think we should flip a coin for it all right um I'm going to call heads okay Tails Tails tails what no you call taals in the air no no it's tails and I called it uh in the air so that means I win because I said taals last you should have said you said said tails before it landed okay you know what Junior screw it I don't even care anymore you can name the planet I don't care Yes planet guacamole here I come I want my booger back there I named it Planet guacamole it's so stupid Hey there you named the planet yeah I named it guacamole oh I get it cuz it's green yeah wait you know you're balding on the back of your head right yeah I know just give me the thing all right here you go go make it official thanks so what do we do now that you have your own plan it Junior go visit it oh dude let's do it we can't just go visit it Junior why because we don't have a rocket ship to get there oh we do Cody oh yes we do what all right Cody bam there's the rocket ship Junior this not a rocket ship it's a firework no it's a rocket it's going to shoot up in space no it's going to go in the air and explode because it's a firework well I'm going to put it on the non- explode mode what Junior if you want to see a rocket explode come over to my house tonight so who's the first person that wants to go to guacamole dude why don't you go it's your planet well i' would love to but I'm not selfish yes you are Joseph why don't you go what me dude go to your place Planet yeah you could be the first person on guacamole dude I am so honored I didn't think I would ever be anything in life well now you are you will be the first person on guacamole you can look at the history books and they will say Joseph his friend from school is the first person to land on guacamole my picture in the history books your face plastered all over Time Square the first kid on guacamole dude I'll do it okay I'll strap you to the firework I'm going shoot you off okay all right Joseph you're about to be the first person on guacamole you're a brave astronaut what are you going to do when you get there do my chips in it yeah oh dude this is going to be the best thing ever I'm going to tell my kids about this he's not going to be able to tell his kids cuz he's going to die whoa hey wait watch your mouth why would you wish that upon him yeah why would you do that dude I'm not wishing it I'm just saying that's what's going to happen what do you think would have happened if they would have told Nemo if he touched the butt that they would take him he they did tell him that and he did it anyway and look what happened Cody you're not making any sense just get out of here just get out of here all right Joseph I'm going to light you Cody C Cody it's l it's lit he's going to die no he's not and he's dead did he make it no he didn't make it yeah he made like a landing sound come come on come on come on all right Cody let's see if Joseph's on guacamole he's not because he died Cody what guacamole is missing what do you mean look Junior where'd it go I don't know do you think we blew up guacamole with our firework no Junior it's a firework there's no way it could have gone high enough oh do you think Aliens destroy guacamole I don't know Junior let's just call nasty let's go M hey guys what's up the Stars I don't get it well anyway my planet's missing really yeah we were trying to send my friend to my new planet on a firework and and we think that we might have accidentally blown up my planet with a firework or aliens destroyed it what show me look look look look look oh my God it's missing yeah I know what do you think happened to it I I don't know did you move the telescope no we didn't move it do you think aliens destroyed the planet those dang aliens I got to alert the news [Music] breaking news the newly discovered planet guacamole has been assumed to be destroyed by aliens the world has yet to decide the punishment for this act so kid what do you want to do your planet's gone I want revenge on those stupid dumb ugly aliens cuz my friend Joseph died a hero he died trying to go land on guacamole so I want revenge on the aliens and I want to Nuke them I want you guys to send 100 nukes in every direction in space until we hit those aliens okay uh we don't really know where the aliens are that's why I want you to shoot nukes everywhere make the biggest nuke in the world and nuke all of outer space okay I'm going to have to confess something here uh it was a booger what you plan it it it was a booger a booger yeah it was a booger on the lens of the telescope was not a planet what are you talking about I'm saying that somebody picked their nose and wiped it on your telescope and you thought it was a planet but it was just a booger how long did you know this oh I knew as soon as I saw it but you know I thought you know it would be funny to just kind of play along and you know you you thought you made some kind of big scientific discovery so I thought it'd be kind of funny to tell you you discovered a planet but then then you strapped your friend to a rocket and he's dead now so now I'm kind of worried about the repercussions that might have for me in my career so I'm telling you this because I think we should all just pretend this never happened and then just tell everyone that aliens did it so Joseph what do you want to do today I don't know dude either hey what's up guys it's Harry my God what do you want Harry yeah well I was selling my Pokémon card collection and I was wondering if you guys were interested in buying any well do you have any poly Wags or poly whirls or poly r or poly toads no they don't talk to me loser so lame but I do have a couple cool ones like this Charizard right here it is a holographic a real penny dropper that's lame oh okay well I also have this meww it's actually a shadowless first edition shadowless yes so like we don't get six more weeks of winner I don't understand no it doesn't have a shadow so if you look at the Charizard there's a shadow around the picture on the Mewtwo the first edition it doesn't have that so how many girls you get with that Bes your mom yeah no don't talk to me unless you have some Poes cuz I have the complete poly collection oh don't flex on them dude what's the poly collection oh my God Joseph I got to do it to him don't do it to I got to show him the poly collection I show him D you have messed up now all right Harry let me show you where you failed at life he's going to start crying get ready to be depressed I got my poly wag my poly whirl my poly wrath and my poly toad oh yeah the tears are flowing I see them next page my poly toad ex is my prize possession and I just got you know Pages pages of PES I got so many Poes you know you you'll never beat me so just read it and weep well I hate to tell you this junior but none of your Polly collection is shadowless or first edition well so it's still worth a lot of money like maybe one day I'll sell them for 10 million if someone begs me yeah no to be honest with you Junior your collection isn't worth anything yeah it is I got every single poly like every single poly ever look at all of them no Junior look your py have shadows around the picture just like this Charizard the Mewtwo is shadowless and first edition yours doesn't even have the first edition step these are worthless so you're saying there's Poes out there that that are first edition and shadowless there are just like this regi steel ex that was graded by PSA a PSA 10 gy mint and there are PES out there that are encapsulated just like this one Joseph I got to go find some po that like that cuz these are worthless now what no way dude they're worthless okay let's go to the store and try to find some PSA 10 poly oh dude let's go all right Joseph let's see if they have any first edition Pokémon cards okay dude what can I help you do with today um do you have any first edition Pokemon cards pokem Man cards of course I do right here I have a Mewtwo and a Charizard which is a fan favorite well do you have any like Poliwag poly whirl Poliwrath poly toads H let me think oh yes I do right here all of them are PSA tin graded first edition Pokémon cards W you actually have them no way J these are the cards that we need oh they're right here they're so close I can almost taste them dude I want to lick them so bad okay how much are they we want them 30 $30 I got ,000 $30,000 why are they so much what do they even do well because there's not that many on Earth I mean in space yes cuz NASA took a few of them into space but uh right here on Earth these are the only ones I don't have $30,000 well then get out of my store we'll be back all right I'll be playing Dungeons and Dragons what are we going to do Joseph I don't know dude so did you find the Pokémon card you were looking for junior yeah and they're selling them for $30,000 H sounds about right they are really expensive oh so what you going to do now dude going throw away my poly collection since it's worthless well anyway Junior I'm just going to go sell my Pokémon cards yeah I'm going to give you time to cry cuz you're going to need it I'm out of here dude why are my PES worthless stupid poly die die hey dude I came to check in on you what's wrong with you don't do that are you mad it's worthless Joseph it's worthless it may be worthless but You' been collecting these cars all your life but they're not worth anything Joseph just like me worthless listen we may be worth this too but you don't just give up in life but Joseph it's not first edition it's not PSA 10 it's not even shadowless listen buddy listen look we could just look um online maybe we can find one for cheaper cheaper than $30,000 cheaper way cheaper I can get my laptop then you okay dude I got it I got it all right dude got the laptop I'm on e Bay you're not going to find any that are cheaper wait wait no way dude wait what oh dude I found a poli WP for $20 wa wait is it first edition yes first edition shadowless pow buy it buy it oh dude dud dude I need a credit card where's the credit card let grab my dad let me grab my dad H hurry up hurry up my D crit C okay by by bye all right dude in B it's bot oh yeah yeah we got a PSA 10 po rag okay now we just need a PSA 10 Poliwag pooll and poly to so look for those okay I got you dude what there someone on the door it might be my car I hope so well they ship fast right uh hello yeah I got a package for junior is it my Pokémon card I don't know man I just deliver the packages I don't open them thank you yeah whatever Joseph Joseph I think my card came in dude what are you waiting for check it out I can't wait to see my first edition PSA 10 holographic poly [ __ ] a tartar what is it called a tartar well I don't know why it's called a tartar Joseph what did you buy hold on dude wait just a second oh oh my God oh God what you're going to laugh about this one what uh it's French French yep it's French like the fries like the fries what so in France the way they say Poliwrath is tart [ __ ] I guess show those French people are weird so they're like we we what that's so dumb I didn't want a tartar I want a poli R Joseph dude it's still a first edition I don't care with the first edition I'm not going to love it I'm not going to love a tart [ __ ] I want it to be a normal Poliwrath I don't want that all right J this what we're going to do we're going to get $30,000 and we're going to go buy the real PSA 10 Poliwag po World poly WRA by toad all right dude but how are we going to get $30,000 easy let's just ask Chef peee for it yeah yeah the broken shelf that cooks for you on a daily basis and complains about it is going to give you $330,000 he has a Swiss bank account he has to all adults have stuff like that right they they store away money look Let's go ask for $30,000 he has to have it you might be right Bill Gates has you swits bank account I can't wait to throw throw this away hey shfp not right now Junior I just made some Co SL and I'm about to throw it away wait why you going to throw it away because nobody eats Co SLA it's disgusting it's meant to be made and thrown away yeah it is really gross anyway can I borrow $30,000 $30,000 Junior no why do you always ask for an outrageous amount of money knowing I don't have it if you would have asked for a quarter I would have had it in my back pocket well there's these Pokémon cards that I really want to buy nobody want to hear about Pokemon cars Junior they're worthless what they're worth $30,000 Chef P I doubt it I highly doubt it Junior well then how can I raise $30,000 maybe you should just get your friends and do a car wash or something Car Wash I can wash some cars you going to have to wash a lot of cars okay Joseph let's start a car wash all right Joseph we're going to wash cars to raise the $30,000 wait wash cars dude you know how many cars we would have to wash to get $30,000 10 cars at $3,000 a piece I know bro there too many dude we can do it Joseph come on just believe in yourself come on we can watch those cars oh I guess all right let's go car wash come get get your car wash we're trying to buy some Pokémon cards Car Wash Joseph why aren't cars showing up dude people don't want their cars Washed by two little kids when they have automatic machines that'll wash it in like 5 seconds so then what are we going to do we got to offer them something that they don't get at a normal car wash like what oh dude I got an idea Car Wash get your car wash and we'll Shu your toes D Joseph you're going to be the one to do that right dude of course my neighbor pays me $5 to do it all the time honestly if you needed money for Pokémon CS we should have went to them first oh there's a car coming oh car wash car wash car wash car wash car wash car wash right here car wash car wash right here right here how much is it $30,000 yeah $30,000 uh I'm good what wow he can afford it he drives a LGH right dude I've always heard he's mean I bet he is there another car J another car jph car wash show them the sign show the sign car wash car wash car wash oh you see the sign car car wash and you'll suck my toes yep we'll suck them yep well I don't need someone to suck my toes cuz I have a maid at the house that'll do that well we We'll Wash cars too M okay well I don't normally do this but uh I'm in I'm in a rush I have a very important business meeting and a bird had diarrhea on the roof of my car and so I I I guess I'll have you guys wash my car yeah we'll wash it we'll wash it we we'll leave it spotless we'll clean it off now you sure you don't want your toe suck no I don't want my toes suck Joseph we already got them just park it in the driveway we'll quash it you're lost all right you two you see all these little droplets all over my car yeah yeah that's bird diarrhea the bird had too much Taco Bell so what I need you guys to do is wash this car spotless and I swear to God if there's one scratch on this car I'm going to lock both of you two in cages and drop you into shark infested water you got it oh wait we got it we're going to wash the car and we're going to make it spotless okay all right get it done all right J if you start rining the car I'm going to clean the inside oh I can do that bro hey hey Junior I haven't peed in like a week it looks like you're pee I know right I'm going to go clean the inside oh dude I can't stop peeing what did I drink maybe a lot of Capri on let me clean this inside oh it's dirty oh I'm me clean over here all right there's a bunch of receipts and trash a Sprite bottle what is this is that a blank check I could fill it out and and get $30,000 to buy that Pokémon card Jose Joseph what doing we're rich huh we're rich wait what are you talking about dude look at this Joseph wait what is that it's a blank check we can fill it out for the money for the Pokémon cards wait wait dude isn't that stealing look how rich this guy is he doesn't care about like $30,000 dude you're right what down with your car you deal with them wait what well it's all done for you sir you didn't even dry it look look when you're going 100 mph on an interstate it'll dry promise you this is the worst car wash I've ever been to ever well you shouldn't get two kids to watch your car I'm not paying for this well well you don't have to cuz we're rich oh you're back yep and we want these four Pokémon cards well do you have $30,000 we have something even better a blank check from a billionaire mhm oh is it your check uh oh yeah yeah his dad's a billionaire yeah my dad Bill Gates he said uh here's a blank check put whatever number you want whatever you want Timmy oh wonderful well let me get them out of the case for you we're actually going to get the card dud here you are Joseph they're right here they're all mine we got them we got them $1 million oh you enjoy that cheat all right Joseph let's go Joseph can you believe it I got Jim mint PSA 10 shadowless first edition poly wag poly whirl poly R poly toe Ribbit po gang poly gang poly gang poly gang I completed the poly collection yeah yeah who's at the door well whoever it is I'm going to tell them I got all the py yeah tell them they can't compare bro hello I have all the poly what's that Chris tall balls I presume I don't know who that is let me tell you a story earlier today you washed my car I had a blank check sitting in my car I went to my business meeting and we agreed upon a price I went to my car to get the blank check and guess what wasn't there the blank check and the bank calls me and said Mr Goodman and I said uh-huh and they said did you spend $10 million on pokem Man cards and I said are you having stroke cuz you sound crazy right now if I'm going to spend $10 million for someone to poke me I'd like to be there Chris tall balls who's that I don't know I wish it was me because if I was Chris tall balls I'd be $10 million richer right now okay look this what happened I really wanted these Pokémon cards so I took your check and I bought them with it okay so you go upstairs and you give me those pokem Man cards right now but I love them I don't care I love money and if you're going to spend $10 million of my money on pokem me man cards you're going to give them to me right now okay go I'll get them who's at the door dude the guy we took the blank check from what did he say he knows we took the check from him dude are we going to jail no he just wants the Pokémon cards back dude you can't give him the Pokémon cards these are rare you'll never find them again I know I love them so much oh what are you going to do dude you said do dude you're like you do dude your I just do do my pants dude but no seriously I don't want to give up my PSA 10 Poes I love them man wait wait wait what I got an idea Joseph what all right Joseph I put all my old poy in cases even the bit one and can you tell the difference M no not really yeah that's an old guy he doesn't know Pokemon cards so I'm going to give him my old ones that aren't the PSA 10 first editions and he's not even going to know dude you're a genius and you get to keep the most valuable ones I know so I'm going to give him these and I'll be right back H I wonder if Mario's home I can go ahead and get my house payment while I'm here okay uh I have the Pokemon cards right you give me those Pokémon cards you know what I'm going to do I'm going to go home I'm going to put these in a blender then I'm going to drink it and then I'm going to pee it out into my gold toilet and I'm going to be thinking about you the whole time no don't take my polish no sucker all right Joseph I gave it to him did he believe it dude yeah he believed it woohoo wo I completed the poly collection I did it gang gang g g g g j what uh this poly toad uh it's a PSA H Joseph I'm bored oh me too dude so what do you want to do today o I got an idea oh okay H Joseph I just blew this in your ear dude I don't have ears you're right you don't have ears I know well I should blow this in someone who does have ears yeah dude uh who has ears um who do we know that has ears oh a elephant I don't know an elephant all right besides Cody's mom yeah she's Chef peipi has ears oh dude yeah he looks like an elephant with those ears yeah yeah okay let's go pull this and che's ear okay dude let's do it my chicken and NY with dum dum garnish looks delicious man I'm cooking like a five star Chef today all right Jo I'm going to blow this in his ear [Music] Junior why would you do that pranked what Junior I can't hear pranked Junior I think I'm de you're not dead CHP you're alive Junior I think I'm I think I'm I can't hear all right Chef said you're crying like a little girl like called a doctor junior junior I think you need to call a doctor did you not just hear me I just said I called a doctor are you deaf or something all right well I don't know the number for 911 so I called a Chinese restaurant and they sent someone oh hello my name is Dr Wong what is Wong sh the doctor's here oh oh doctor oh can you fix my hearing men who drop watch in toilet have crappy time all right shfp we have to grab a watch out of a toilet what did she say junior what did she say man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in own hands okay we're going to need some tissues and uh and a watch out of a toilet man who walk through airport turny sideways going to Bangkok we have to go to Bangkok to grab some tissues out of a toilet can she fix my hearing or not he needs hearing aids oh you're not going to like that last word shfp I don't even know how to give you that uh all right thank you ma'am okay all right Chef peipi so from what I got from what she said is there's a lot of stuff you need and I don't know how to help you what where are you going did what did she say leave [Music] me oh my God oh my God what am I going to do if I'm de all of my life maybe it's not so bad maybe it's not so bad oh calm down peei calm down peei look you won't have to worry about Junior whining anymore yeah yeah that's that's a good uh maybe you can enjoy the peace and quiet you yeah you don't like noises anyway H being deaf is awesome oh peep chpe I'm hungry and I want you to cook me a festar meal I'm talking pizza steak shrimp and if you don't cook it in 5 minutes uh I'mma punch it in the face so uh make sure you get to cooking maybe it was a [Music] fly is Chef P okay dude no he's crying saying he's dead or something I'm trying to tell him he's alive but whatever oh so what do we do now I feel kind of bad that I ruined shef's life a don't I don't feel bad dude shp's life was already raring true true you want to suck some helium balloons oh you know it dude all I'm going to get the balloons oh let's get to sucking don't don't say that again Joseph you sound too too excited about that oh yeah I do sound like Cody all right Joseph I got the balloon you ready to hit this oh yeah let me hit that good gas all right oh dude sound like a chip we're the N we're the N you sound so silly jph I know but I wouldn't bring up nuts thing it sounds really weird oh yeah all right it's my turn to hit it okay how do I sound Joseph sound silly you sound like an alien oh don't eat my brains dude speaking of eating brains I'm going GOP the dinner's ready okay dude Junior the dinner's ready if you can handar me Chef PE that looks so good oh oh Junior doesn't that look so good that's just what I said Chef peee God you can't hear me SHP can I eat my room silence is the best yes all right Julia you B that into your room the table's over there Junior all right joose said the dinner was ready oh man dude Chef B went all out and it's burnt you know I love me food yeah I love it when shfp burns the food it's so tasty and delicious I love it Junior didn't I tell you not to eat in your room wait why does Chef peipi sound like that well I don't think he can hear so he doesn't know how loud he's being oh Junior didn't you hear me go to the kitchen and eat you're so ugly Chef being dumb I'm not going to listen to you you're stupid wa Junior you shouldn't say that you're going to get grounded shfp can't hear me talk he's deaf D Junior I know you heard me go to the kitchen right now do you understand me yes I understand you you big ugly dumb dork okay so you shook your head so I'm going to take that as a yes yes okay so I'll see you in the kitchen yes you're ugly oh Joseph I got an idea what he can't hear hold on oh okay wait dude what are you doing dude shf baby can't hear me so guess what I'm going to do what see he he didn't even hear it dude that's so sick let's do it again hold on he he can't hear what we're doing hold on hold he you didn't even hear it all right it's time to clean up J they don't make this mess shfp didn't hear that mess we just made oh dude it was so hilarious he's going to turn around and be like what how' this mess get there oh oh dude what if he steps in the glass sh he doesn't have feet he can't step in it junior did you make that mess in the kitchen Joseph he can't hear us just shake your head no uh yeah we throw our play on the ground cuz your cooking sucks well who made that mess then uh B like you did not make a mess in the kitchen oh yeah he did he he flew down from space and he said to infinity and throw this plate on the ground oh Junior I know you're lying I don't know what you said but I'm going to tell your dad that you're lying to me Bowser come out here now is my piece of steak and shrimp ready wait you didn't cook it oh Bowser thank God you're here I told you to fix my food SHP ow why are you doing this B I wanted you to fix my meal and you didn't cook it so cook it right now wait I can actually hear Bowser oh my God he must have hit me so hard that I actually got my hearing back thank God now I'm going to yell at junior junior we told him Buzz lier broke that plate but Buzz lier can't break anything he's a toy sh be so stupid dude yeah sh be so dumb oh oh sh he's coming okay remember he can't hear anything we're saying so let's call him a bunch of mean names oh like the names my mom used to call me yeah I guess I know exactly what to call him then oh okay let's do he can't hear what we're saying Junior what do you want Chef peipe you're so ugly gross and annoying and I know you can't hear me but you're dumb yeah get out of here cuz nobody likes you you're adopted wait wait they don't know that I can actually hear them this is going to be fun I'm going like this wait what did you say junior you know I can't hear you well I know you can't hear me but you're so ugly and you need to shave that disgusting mustache but even if you shaved it off you'd still be ugly yeah go scoop the cat litter with your hands that'll be your dinner for tonight uh and also you know what I don't think you should exist anymore just get off this planet the world would be better without you because how ugly you are Joseph get out of here you know that's how Mama makes her [Laughter] money what I mean what did you say oh cuz you know I can't hear Chef peee listen to me I know you can't listen cuz you're dumb but get it through your dumb stupid ugly head I hate you I don't like you no one loves you you need you need to leave oh I do yeah yeah yeah I heard everything Junior so guess what I'mma go and tell your daddy oh sh B my food better be ready wait what food B why are you beating me up because my food is is it ready well Junior was calling me names where is he who are you uh uh my name is uh uh Steve oh Steve H well uh Steve nice nose I like it thank you Junior where did you get that disguise from who's Junior my name's Steve Well Steve I heard you call me names earlier sir I do not know what you're talking about I just got here my name's Steve Junior your name is not Steve your name is Junior and you're wearing a disguise thanks for holding my spot for me Steve don't mention it what were you saying shpi what what what I mean Junior I know you called me names earlier no I mean I I thought you were death I didn't know you could hear me I was just saying mean stuff cuz I thought it was silly wait wait so you didn't mean it well well I meant a few things but you know I didn't mean for you to go deaf I just blew something in your ear cuz I thought it was funny well you you still HT my feelings so I want [Music] revenge you know I can't hear sh I don't have ears M M M my four cheese cheesy cheeses smells so good oh my God this the biggest red I've ever seen get out of here R right now what are you doing in my house I like cheese well you can't have it it's my cheese get out of here get out of here right now I'm going to call it an exterminator oh man I need to find a number for the Exterminator hey shf what are you doing on your phone getting rejected by girls on Tinder again no I deleted Tinder so how can I get rejected if I don't have an account hm well then what are you doing I'm trying to call an exterminator what's wrong with your eggs what you said you're calling an exterminator don't they get rid of eggs no they get rid of annoying pets like you so you trying to get rid of me I should but no there's a big fat old disgusting rat in the kitchen why would you call yourself that Chef peipi I wouldn't call myself that there's an actual rat in the kitchen trying to eat all the cheese there's a real rat I want to see it well let me call the Exterminator first well no no no no no no no chy I'll help you get rid of it I want to see a rat wait wait you will yeah I want to help you get rid of it that'd be so much fun I guess it would save money okay let's do it all right come on all right Chef peip where's this rat he's right there Junior stop eating my cheese you fat rat get out of the cheese are you hungry yes do you like cheese yes do you want this cheese yes do you want this piece right there yes all right you can have that piece right there stop feeding that rap my cheese Junior he's hungry well he could eat trash from out of the dump well I would rather eat trash out of the dumpster than you're cooking wow you know what you're ugly get out of the cheese I think you have one piece well Chevy can I keep as a pet no you can't keep that fat rat as a pet well if you're allowed inside the house why isn't he well what is this Ro Che PV day cuz I'm getting real tired of it I just really want to keep him as a pet he's cute he's not cute look look look we have to get rid of him get get rid of the cheese spit it back out how we get rid of them you know I have to get rid of him like are you choking no no Junior I have to get rid of him like oh we're playing charade so you're a tree that fell in the forest no Junior I have to get rid of him like oh you're going to blow his mind no no Junior look just follow me I'll show you all right Junior This is how we're going to get rid of that rat you're going to give him what he wants no these are mouse traps Junior what do they do how about you step on this one right here and find out is it going to hurt nah [Music] okay should me that hurt I know and it's going to hurt that rat all over his body I don't want to hurt him like that well well it's not your fault look look it's going to be my fault okay she's coming hide hide hi there he is Junior he's going to fall for the traps oh it hurt really bad come come closer come closer I don't want him to hurt hey sh baby what's that what oh my God okay I don't know where to hide you give me cheese oh okay go in the closet ow everything hurts ow Junior uh-uh nope I don't believe that at all Ripley's a liar Junior I can't believe what you just did well I can't believe they make duck diapers it's probably to cover his butt quack Junior you know what you did you pushed me into the mouse traps no it was an accident oh it was on purpose where's that rat oh uh uh I put him outside wait you did you promis yeah yeah I put him outside because I didn't want you hurting him so I wanted him to go outside peacefully well good as long as he's not in the kitchen well he's not in the kitchen he's in my room so that doesn't count all right Junior that rat better be outside like you said or I'm going to tell your dad and get you grounded what was that Junior I thought I saw the Boogeyman in my closet so I closed the door before I go to sleep cuz closet scared me oh well closet scared me too so keep the closet closed okay I will oh that was close oh man that was so close I just don't want Shey be to hurt my rat I'm going to go play with him oh no he escaped oh man now that that rat's gone I can finally get back to making my four cheese cheeses looks like it needs more chees Jesus Junior what was that uh uh I was just eating a plate of cheese what what happened to my cheese uh I ate it I was really hungry well don't eat any more of my cheese I'm not I'm sorry look you have to stay in the closet shfp can't find out about you but I'm hungry well I mean you stay here and I'll bring the cheese to you well yeah I'll bring the cheese to you uh look look every time you want some cheese just ring this Bell what where'd you go what all right I got more cheese for my four cheese cheeses yeah that's going to be very cheesy shipi is everything okay yeah everything's okay what what's wrong with you wait is that rat in the house no no no no the rat's not in the house he's outside and he um I just want to tell you what's that how great of a how great of a chef you are and that I really love your cooking wait really you don't like my cooking Junior oh no I I really do wait what's my favorite food then U your favorite food uh is uh to cook what's your favorite food to eat though uh I like when you make uh I like when you make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches oh really I don't remember making peanut butter and jelly sandwich uh you make them all the time and well actually you should start making them cuz they would be they'd be really good keep keep looking at me though cuz you're so beautiful like oh wait you think I'm beautiful like look at your must I mean I have been you know using moisturizer and stuff mustache how do you oh I I brush my mustache you know I add sometimes I add strawberry juice you know makes it grow out what oh oh yeah well I I really love that and I really think that and and I just want you to know that I care about you so much Chef peip you do and you should go to my closet what no no no you not you oh man I love hugging you Chef what are you doing get off of me Junior get off of me okay okay I'm done hugging you chip bye what Junior's so weird what what happened to all of my tee but Junior oh man that was way too close we almost got caught did you have enough cheese no Junior uh uh hey shf what's up somebody ate all of my cheese oh that was me I was really hungry I'm sorry I don't believe it was you I believe that rat is still in the house well I believe you don't know what you're talking about you know what I'm going to catch that rat and I'm going to catch him with this cheese stick w w w oh that was my stomach well no it wasn't I think that rat is in your closet the rat is not in my closet H how about you open up the closet Junior well I bet you $5 there's no rat in that closet okay then open up the closet you really want $5 that bad open up the closet Junior see I know it Junior please don't make me get rid of him I love him oh I'm getting rid of him I'm calling the Executioner now oh my God he's going to try to kill you uh hello hey uh did you uh call The Executioner yes do you kill rats uh yeah we kill rats snitches NS anything that can tatt tail wait wait no no I I just need a rat rat killed you know like a rat the animal oh oh okay okay so a rat the animal oh oh nah we don't kill rats what you don't kill a rat nah see I'm a hit man I only go after the ones that owe people money so do you want to put a hit on the rat yeah yeah I can put a hit on the rat look he's upstairs he's a big rat I just need you to take him out please okay all right just show him to me all right the rat is in this room in the closet so take him out he's so annoying all right I can do that uh can I make a mess well sure do whatever you need just take them out already all right say less oh Mr rat Mr rat where are you oh no that's the Executioner hide wait did you just come out the closet uh I mean does it look like it I mean Cody wants me to but I don't swing that way no did you just come out that closet uh yeah I did so you're the rat well no I'm a turtle nah nah I know you're the rat and I was hded to get rid of you what you were HD to get rid of me oh yeah but but by who oh by a chef chef hired to get rid of me yeah he hired me to get rid of you so uh what's your last words I can't believe shfp would actually hire to get rid of me I thought he Lov me I thought he cared about me oh my God that's the biggest R I ever seen oh shf B hired that guy to get rid of me and you scared him off you saved my life well well I wish I B cared about but let's get you out of here they're trying to get both of us Little M oh I guess we have to go live on the street since nobody cares about us well yeah well Junior come back in the house Chef peee leave us alone we're going to go live on the street since nobody loves us you're not going to live on the street you're going to come back in the house right now no I'm going to go live on the streets the streets are the only thing that wants me I belong to the streets now no you don't get in the house now Junior you hired a Hitman to get rid of me no no I didn't I hired the Hitman to get rid of the rats he and and you told him I was the rat no look you're annoying like the rat but look I hired the Hitman for the rat it's just a misunderstanding Junior well you know what I'm just going to go ahead and leave since you don't meet in the house I'm going to do you a favor and leave on my own Junior you're going to make me mad get in the house right now well you make me mad by not caring about me and treat me bad all the time I don't treat you bad you treat me bad get in the house Chef peei I'm going to go live on the streets okay you better not live on the street get in the house now Junior wait you don't want me to live on the street no come in because you care about me what what I I wouldn't say all that so okay well I'm not coming inside until you tell me you care about me what Junior get get inside please say you love me no I am not going to say that say I'm gorgeous what no say it Junior you're gorgeous okay okay I'm getting a little bit closer do you care about me I wouldn't say all that Junior say say you care about me I care about you Junior okay now say you love me I just said I love you oh okay and now say that you'll play toys with me every day I don't want to play play toys say it I'll play toys every day and fortnite I guess fortnite and I want you to rub my back at night what I don't know why I would even do that Junior but you'll do all that stuff for me yes come inside that's what she said all right so I'm going to say bye to my rat okay yeah you better say bye to him look I guess this is goodbye yeah so you can have this block of cheese all right shfp I'll come inside finally junor you're so annoying you said it I can't believe you begged me to come back inside the house like a little girl what but I didn't beg you Junior yeah you you were like oh Junior please come inside the house I'm nothing without you shut up you're such a s no you're a s try to rub my back I'm not rubbing your back junior oh then I guess I'm going to go live outside then oh get back here oh God I rub your back yeah rub it mhm a little lower shut up a little so guys what do you want to do to today I don't know dude cry why are you guys so sad because Tom Brady lost to the Dallas Cowboys more like cow girls I hate them Junior don't you like the Cowboys too no I've never liked the Cowboys then why do you have this cowboys wallet uh my grandma got it for me I grew up a Cowboys fan listen I'm just sad that Tom Brady lost to him yeah he went out sad dude blown the hell out you bent over what Tom Brady get bent over I I didn't hear about that when did that happen we're just sad that he lost Cody well do you think he's going to retire yeah probably I know we'll never see him play again well I mean he is 45 years old so that makes sense the news breaking news Tom Brady was eliminated from the playoffs 2 days ago and now he's holding a press conference to announce his retirement oh I'm not retiring but you're not retiring no no I'm going to keep playing football till I'm 60 years old well what team you going to play for well it doesn't matter to me I'm just going to keep playing football until I win 30 Super Bowls yay look guys he's going to keep playing football damn it [ __ ] I thought you guys would be happy no Cody we wanted him to retire yeah dude this is too agonizing you guys were literally just sad that he was going to stop playing obviously we're sad that he lost to the Cowboys Cody but that doesn't mean we want him to keep playing football yeah he's super old dude he could die at any moment what he going to do wait till he's 60 years old and then die on the field and his kids have to grow up without a dad he already lost his wife cat he should retire and spend time with his kids well maybe he just loves playing football no no no he doesn't love playing football no man loves 300 lb men grabbing on you well it wouldn't say no man listen he's clearly unhappy Cody he looks pretty happy to me and he has millions of dollars no no no he has a mental problem look there's something wrong with his brain he has like a curse on him that will make him not stop playing football and we need to help him retire yeah dude what are we going to do yeah how you going to help him retire well we could break both his legs what oh I was thinking the same thing dude listen Cody when a football player breaks his leg his career is usually over so if we break both of Tom Brady's legs he's going to have to retire but guys I don't care condone any of no listen listen Cody look he's going to be laying in a hospital bed with both his legs snapped in half and his kids going to be like you done Daddy he's like I'm done kids and like Yay Daddy and they're going to run off in the sunset and he's going to thank us later Cody okay well how are you going to break his legs H I got a bat oo a bat okay maybe I asked the wrong question how are you going to get Tom Brady over here so you can break his legs H we got to like lure him in with something that he likes he likes football no he doesn't God he doesn't listen he's under a curse Cody he doesn't like footb ball um Cody go on his Instagram and see if he post anything on his story that he might like okay okay I'm on his Instagram story what' he post hm well he has a picture of his dog on his crotch and it says always looking for meat that caption is crazy always looking for meat is crazy well he just likes his dog I mean yeah but always looking for meat like that's just crazy come on dude you know Brady got a thing on them yeah I mean I guess that just seems crazy let's see Lua loving her boy boy toy what the hell what is he calling himself a boy toy he just likes his dog Cody I guess who's a good boy Junior this is crazy he just likes dogs so I got an idea we go to the shelter we adopt the dog we put it on Instagram he'll come over and want to pet it well a lot of people have dogs that doesn't mean Tom Brady just shows up at their house no look we'll tell them that the dog's looking for meat well yeah I guess that could work all right so let's go to the shelter and adopt a dog okay all right guys we got a dog Junior I can't believe we adopted a dog just so you can break Tom Brady's legs we're helping Tom Brady Cody dude what are we going to name it uh puffball Jenkins ooh I like the name sophisticated wait why is it sniffing and licking me oh you know it's licking for me dude oh yeah the post okay um Joseph grab my phone okay all right Cody hold him down okay um take it Joseph okay dude I got you dude this is a sweet pck let me see oh yeah that's like it's just like Tom Brady's post oh yeah guys this feels wrong no Tom Brady did that post we're just trying to get his attention jph post it on my story oh I got you bro Tom Brady will be here any minute that's Tom Brady no way Tom Brady huh I wish I was Tom Brady no I sprained my pinky in high school so I never went pro but if I didn't sprain my pinky I'd be 10 times better than Tom Brady oh by the way did you post this on Instagram oh yeah I posted that yeah okay well that is crazy I mean that picture with that caption always looking for me that is just insane man well I was just trying to get Tom Brady's attention no no this is crazy I'm going to have to check on that dog to see if it's okay well no the dog is okay M um I'm going to have to come check okay I'm just going to make myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich real quick I took my shirt off cuz I don't wanted to get dirty with all the peanut butter and jelly I don't know why I'm telling you this you're a dog hold on let me just get a glob of peanut butter ow ow get off me get off me get off me ow ow ow what's going on here get this dog off of me get off puffball Jacobs what the hell is going on in here I was just trying to get a PBJ what a peanut butter BJ kid what is wrong with you you are sick no no like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich well then why is there peanut butter on your wing well I don't know that's where the spoon fell oh yeah very coincidental oh no officer officer listen the dog is always looking for meat not peanut butter okay I think I need to take this dog away from you no no no no no no which we need this dog to break Tom Brady's legs what I don't know what you kids are talking about but this dog is not safe here come on puffball Jenkins let's get you to a safe home they took our dog Cody what's up dude where were you at Joseph I was that Sonic no that sounds way better than the peanut butter and jelly sandwich I was going to make wait why do you have peanut butter on your crush dude oh I tried to make a PB&J and then a dog attacked me actually you know what I'm going to go clean myself up oh dude where is the dog oh the cops came and took him wait the cops came oh man thank God I wasn't here cuz I have a warrant I would have start shooting someone would have died okay guys I'm back my yeah say bless you wait that's for sneezes yeah what's wrong with you anyway Cody you put on a new shirt uh yeah so but your shirt's right here oh what happened I don't know you guys just fell asleep oh dude I got a headache I can't remember anything good well since the dog thing didn't work out how you guys going to get Tom Brady over here oh yeah we still got to get Tom Brady's attention um what else does Tom Brady like football no he doesn't like football Cody yes he does Junior dude he might be right this time okay Cody since Tom Brady likes football how are we going to get his attention with that well Tom Brady still wants to play right so maybe if we made like a highlight reel of showing how good Joseph is at catching footballs that would get Tom Brady's attention and he'd come over to sign him dude I always wanted to be a celebrity oh dude let's do it okay well I mean that actually might work all right so let's grab a camera let's grab a football and Joseph catch some footballs oh yeah dude all right Cody make sure to get the really good angles of Joseph making these catches oh don't worry Junior me and my boyfriend have had a lot of practice with the camera we should start in only fans all right Joseph go along all right dude I'm open I'm open dude hey you breast get out of my kitchen I'm trying to make scorching hot Pringles oh this shot's going to be hot get out of that fire god Cody why did you have to get in my way I would have definitely made it to ESPN catch the ball over the fire dang yeah why'd you have to get in his way Cody Junior that was a [ __ ] throw and you know it well the doctor's on his way hey there somebody call a doctor yeah doctor I have this sore in my mouth it's like on the side and it burns and I play with it with my tongue but I don't like it no that's okay it's just a cold sore it'll go away in a few days all right thank you all right if that's all you needed uh excuse me oh my God kid you are burned to a crisp what happened my friend sucks at throwing no you suck at being a cameraman listen doctor we were trying to make a highlight reel for Tom Brady because we wanted him to try to sign my friend right and so we were trying to throw the football over the fire and Cody got in the way and fell into the fire oh man kids playing with fire is really dangerous somebody could have gotten seriously hurt uh excuse me oh right yeah you did get seriously hurt well this is why you don't do that kind of thing huh I feel like I should say something else um no more monkeys jumping on the bed no that's not it uh an apple a day keeps the doctor away yeah yeah that's it I I'm afraid of apples iPhone iPad iPod oh well I guess that's it yeah apple see okay well if that's all you need excuse me can you help me oh oh right yeah yeah sorry sorry kid I'll give you a full body cast for your Burns yes please in so much pain you feeling better Cody a little bit well kid since you have burns on 98% of your body I guess that makes you eligible for the Make A Wish Foundation so what do you want to wish for you can meet anybody you do pretty much anything um oh Cody C Cody Cody ask to meet Tom Brady and then we can break his legs Junior that seems wrong do it Cody I want to meet Tom Brady oh okay yeah sure I can get Tom Brady over here wait a minute don't you have a warrant I'm out of here dude I'll get you kid okay yeah I'll go get Tom Brady over here oh good going Cody hey there I'm Tom Brady I heard there was a sick kid here who wanted to meet me oh yeah Tom I did hey how about I give you a smooch well that was just a peck let's go in for another there you go do you feel better uh yeah hey Tom hey I'm Tom Brady what are you doing with that hammer ow ow ow my legs my precious legs ow you broke both my legs I'm sorry Tom it was for your own good doctor come in here well Tom you broke both your legs and that kid did it but you're not pressing charges so I'm going to go Tom why are you not pressing charges well because it's not his fault well yeah it is he broke your legs on purpose are you going to retire now Tom no of course not imagine winning a Super Bowl while in a wheelchair I'll be the Super Goat the first NFL player to win a Super Bowl while in a wheelchair so you don't want to retire nope you don't want to spend time with your kids no that's lame you know what isn't lame Super Bowls you don't want to like enjoy life Super Bowls is life you don't want to like spend time on the beach with your millions of dollars no not unless there's a Super Bowl on the beach oh that'd be cool there should be a Super Bowl underwater on the moon um okay always follow your dreams kids well Junior you didn't get Tom Brady to retire I guess there's nothing that'll make him retire yeah always looking for guys I'm starving me too dude guys why is there toilet paper and mustard on the couch because we're going to eat it wait toilet paper and mustard that's my favorite mine too e we can't eat toilet paper well dude now without mustard we can you have to have mustard no no I mean we can't eat toilet paper at all that's gross have you ever tried it no dude don't knock it if you haven't tried it you have to try everything once Cody mhm that's what my uncle told me yeah I don't really agree with him but that's how he got me to do the Heads Shoulders Knees and Toes dance his shoulders these and toes toes toes toes toes toes toes toes toes to Cody you got to try the toilet paper it's delicious no Junior that's disgusting well what if the first caveman in 800 BC was walking through the jungle and he saw a double cheeseburger and he's like e don't eat that that's a double cheeseburger but dude the jungle Junior where do you think double cheeseburgers come from the ground that's why it's called ground beef duh no no Junior they come from cows so it comes from your mom burn hey hey waiter can I order a Cody's mom Burger bring it on a huge plate cuz she's fat you know what guys we are not eating toilet [Music] paper Cody you did that on purpose but no I didn't yes you did when you did that toilet paper you said I hope it breaks your piggy bank Junior I didn't say that dude he totally said that yeah you said it Cody and your all four your eyes look really mean when you said it oh yeah he he was looking at you with a Vengeance dude yeah you looked vicious guys it was an accident you were an accident yeah but Junior I couldn't do that again if I wanted to yeah because I only have one piggy bank but if I had another piggy bank you'd do it again because you have laser Precision accuracy mhm Junior you called my mom M fat because I wouldn't eat toilet paper oh so since I called your mom a factual name you resulted the violence who's next yeah who's next me yeah yeah you going to punch Joseph in the face what are you going to do you're going to rob me all my money's on the ground in the kitchen cuz you brought my piggy bank what you going to do steal Chef's wallet no no guys all I did was throw a roll of toilet paper oh all I did was throw a roll of toilet paper you make it sound like the bad thing you did wasn't that bad all I did was key a car all I did was throw rocks through your windows all I did was unplug your grandma from life support Junior that's not the same it is the same they're all bad things oh you don't know the difference between bad and and right oh oh okay oh like you know Cody if you hit somebody with your car that's bad yeah I know Junior okay look I'll buy you another piggy bank oh you'll buy me another piggy bank like it's replaceable what if my grandma who you unplugged from life support bought me that piggy bank and it was wor it was priceless well it's not Priceless Junior you bought it from like a dollar store or something okay so I can burn your house down tonight and just buy your new one and everything's better no because my house is worth more oh your house is worth more so now your stuff's more valuable than mine oh oh it's Juniors it's not worth anything but since I'm Cody all my stuff's really valuable well well yeah my house is more valuable than your piggy B you don't know that okay I'm burning your house down tonight I'm just going to do that I'm going to go on Zillow look at the estimate for your house and I'm going to burn your house down what Junior I threw a roll of toilet paper so now you're threatening me with arson I don't know who arson is but me Junior I'm going to burn your house down tonight Junior if you do that I'm calling the police oh you're calling the police shouldn't you call the fire department it's a fire what the police going to do arrest the fire like bad fire put your hands behind your back okay I'll call both okay well then go call both cuz I'm I'm heading to your house right now to burn your house down well okay I'll do that oh now you're going to run from your problem like I'm just going to leave classic Cody yeah classic Cody breaking people's stuff and calling the police in the fire department for no reason come on Joseph let's give him a reason to call I'm going to go burn his house down oh let's do it dude all right Joseph we're at Cody's house try to light it on fire are you sure dude this is not my first time light it on fire I want to see his House burn down okay say less liing guys what are you doing Cody what are you doing here I live here oh oh oh we we didn't know that we thought it was a random house yep yep are you guys trying to burn my house down with a lighter but yeah it's going to work Joseph light it oh I got you dude it's not going to work my house is made of brick well then how' the wolf do with the Three Little Pigs he huffed and he puffed and he blew the houses down Joseph start blowing guys it didn't even work in the story it's not going to work now all right Joseph let's rent a wrecking ball and knock his house down okay we can do that dude guys just go home why why do you want to go home do you do you like your house or something yeah why don't you marry your house Cody in his house sitting on the foundation k i SS i g first comes the mortgage and then comes the payment and then comes up with the baby car yeah he go marry your house weirdo Weir can you guys just please go home now you know what Cody you're going to get what's coming from you it's called karma so you're going to get what's coming to you so we don't have to do anything come on J let's get out of here all right dude try guys stop it just go we almost had it dude a Joseph I really want to burn his house down oh me too dude but I guess his house was flame [ __ ] yeah he does love his house it's so special yeah yeah do you know any way to get him back oh dude we could poop in the bag put it right in front of his door and then light the bag on fire he has to stump the bag out and put the fire out and then his shoes are covered in poop well Joseph when he sees the bag on fire he's not going to want to step on the fire he's not he doesn't want to burn his foot o I got a better idea what if we poop in a bag and then we write on the bag with Sharpie please step on bag and then he's going to be like oh wait that bag wants me to step on it he's going to start stepping on and then he gets poop all over his shoes you know what I like that better dude because you ask please he's going to do it yeah he's going to say please step on back I got to do it e poop oh let's go get a bag let's do it yeah I got a poop already all right Joseph that bag's full of poop check okay oh dude yeah it's full of poop oh it smells disgusting yeah it's so gross Cody's going to open the door he's going to see please step on me he's going to step on like it's say plead it has good manners oh yeah he's definitely going to step on it his foot is going to be a magnet to this bad he's going to be like stop stop stop stop stop oh am I stepping and poop I think I like it I'm going knock on the door so Cody can answer okay okay dude okay and run oh Joseph I can't believe we just did that dude that was hilarious I know we literally pooped in a b and put it in front door dude do you think he stepped on it oh I think he's stepping on it right now he's like stop stop stop and there's poop going every within his eyes and everything my phone's ringing that's probably him oh I bet it is is it him is it him yeah it's him I'm answering it right now okay shut up shut know you shut up shut up hello junior did you leave a bag of poop outside my front door that says please step on me I'm going to take that as a yes no no we we didn't do that but did you step on it no what then how' you know there was poop in it yeah Turtles turtes turt I I just opened it up and I saw there was poop inside no you totally stepped on a yeah fe's foot fe's foot I didn't step on it how did you not step on it cuz cuz the bag said please step on me so you totally stepped on it what no I wouldn't do that just because a bag told me to you totally stepped on it yeah poopy pow poopy pow poop guys I did not step on the poop bag yeah you did that's why you're so mad calling us cuz you're washing your feet I can hear the bathtub right now no I'm mad because you left a bag of poop outside my front door we didn't do that Junior whose poop was that me and Joseph's did you see that in McDonald's earlier no no I didn't notice that it's really bad I'm going to hang up Junior oh yeah you have to go wash your feet yeah okay he McDonald's poop on his foot okay go wash your feet Cody yeah hello he hung up oh okay but look I I I don't feel like I got payback completely like he can wash his feet but I can't wash my broken piggy bank that is true dude what I got the perfect idea I'll download a fake texting app and I'll text him and say he's going to die tonight dude that is genius best prank of 2020 yeah he's going to he's going to he's not going to lose all his sleep he's not going to be able to sleep at night he's going to think oh who's trying to kill me who's trying to kill me and no one's trying to kill him oh bro that is so smart waste his time 2020 yes let's do it I'm going to go download a fake texting app come on okay all right Joseph I downloaded a texting app and I texted Cody I said hey Cody you better not go to sleep tonight because I'm going to kill you oh dude I also said I'm also going to eat your pet goldfish oh I bet he's so nervous right now trying to protect that goldfish I know he's so in love with his pet goldfish he won't stop talking about it no dud Junior oh oh what's up Cody what do you have your phone did you just text me threatening to kill me and eat my pet goldfish no did somebody text you and say that yeah and whoever it was obviously doesn't know me because I don't have a pet goldfish you don't have a pet goldfish no I never have I totally thought you had a pet goldfish and you're in love with that thing nope uh Joseph I got to go use the bathroom dude why are you telling me just go Joseph did Junior text me uh uh no dude why would you ask cuz I know he's mad at me and it seems like the kind of thing he would do and he's done a lot of other really weird things tonight oh he would never do that dude what's this never mind I thought you had a pet goldfish still going to kill you though ha cwee oh man I just got done using the bathroom so what's up Cod wee Junior you just texted me while you were in the bathroom no I didn't I didn't have my phone get little battery Junior they called me Cod weeb and you're the only person that calls me that well cwee that's a really good nickname but Cody did not text you I didn't even have my phone in the bathroom I was just washing my hands Junior I know it's you it's not me Cody a Scout's Honor you're not a scout that doesn't mean anything to me Cody would I ever do anything mean to you Junior you tried to burn my house down earlier and then after that you put a bag of poop outside my front door okay and you stepped in it no I didn't tur toes tur toes Cody look I did not text you that's not me I promise I swear on my life I did not text you okay so it's really not you it's not me well then I'm going to call the police because someone's threatening my life life well at least you're going to call the right person this time you're not going to call the fire department over a crime all right I'm going to go call them he's such an idiot I totally had my fingers crossed when I swore my life oh you're so smooth dude I know smooth hey this kid says you've been sending them death threats me no yes you Junior Joseph you've been my boy for years yep would I do anything bad like that nope see officer I would not send bad messages like that Cody's a nerd and he wanted to sit at the popular table at lunch and I wouldn't let him cuz he's ugly and so now he's getting back at me by trying to get me arrested why would you lie to me I'm not lying to you he's the one that's lying well I'm not lying I know it's illegal to lie to a police officer yeah that's right we have a pretty easy way of figuring out who sent the messages see I have a software that can track the message to see what phone it came from so whenever we find that person they're going to jail jail yeah jail you go to jail for sending messages yeah sending death threats is illegal well well what if it was just a big joke well it doesn't matter if it's a joke it's still illegal well what if the person messages and says this whole thing was a joke don't take it seriously well did he do that no uh well hold on I got to go use the bathroom huh this thing was a joke don't take it seriously huh man I just got back from using the bathroom I was really quick with that huh hold on that guy sent a text message while you were in the bathroom hm this means something but but what it means it's him officer it's not me look just because the guy coincidentally sent a text message while I was in the bathroom doesn't mean it was me it's not me look I promise it's not me go trace the number and it's not going to come back to me okay we're going to trace the number and we're going to figure this out well but officer uh hypothetically if it was me and I hypothetically smash my phone would you be able to trace to my phone well no cuz your phone's broken so we wouldn't be able to find it oh okay so I I just want to know that wait why would you ask me that because the new iPhone 12's coming out and I really want it so if I smash my phone on YouTube for views I I'll make that YouTube money and I can buy the new iPhone 12 oh yeah that's a great idea make sure you get it slow-mo that'd be awesome yeah I'm totally going to do that I'm going to break my phone I'm sorry Thomas this is how I tight this is how I tight this is how I tight tight tight tight all right let's track that message all right I just smashed my phone dude smashville population one what yep so I smashed my phone hey officer any luck tracing that number that's weird I can't seem to find the phone anywhere all I'm getting is Helen Kell simulator. org well I don't know what to tell you I guess you can't trace it what he obviously smashed his phone so you wouldn't be able to find it well no no he said he was going to make a YouTube video him smashing his phone wait kid where's the video what video the video you smashing your phone oh darn it I forgot to record it huh that's kind of suspicious but then again I forget stuff all the time like the other day I forgot to not cheat on my wife can you believe that it's like oops shouldn't have done that yeah I'm so forgetful but I guess since you can't trace the number we should just stop it here the case is closed right yeah it's too bad I really want to know who did it yeah the case is closed wait what's this what Cody you're still going to die die Cody die Junior how are you doing this well I'm not sending those messages my phone smashed wa wait but it was you before though right yeah but but now it's not me wait then then who's doing this Cody look look look at my hand I'm not doing I'm totally not doing look my phone is smashed I can't be sending those text you can track the message though right yeah yeah I can do that all right let's see who this is type type type type type type type uh-oh what the messages seem to be coming from inside the house oh really yeah hey and and if you're here then uhoh can you see what what part of the house it's coming from yeah hold on oh no it looks like it's coming from the [Music] kitchen what's go in the kitchen see what it is die die alone die at home die in room wait don't die in room that's too nice die somewhere else worse ah you're the texter uh I am je PP how could you Cody you threw a roll of toilet paper at my head and make me knock over my pasta wait is this true assault yeah he also broke my piggy bank destruction of personal property all I do is throw a roll of toilet paper tell them why you threw the roll of toilet paper cuz I was mad okay yeah and you also have anger issues okay look it's 5:00 in the morning and we're all really tired okay so you Chef you're a grown man you shouldn't be sending mean messages to this kid and you kid you got to learn how to manage your anger and you you broke your phone for a lie that can't have been worth it all right we all just need to grow up we all need to learn some lessons today and the lessons are be nice just don't say mean things to people and if you're watching this at home just leave a leave a comment below if you can think of a better ending than the one we came up with cuz we're all tired and this is the best we got so I'm going to try to read the best ending that people came up with at the end of the next video so guys what do you want to do today I don't know dude I'm bored yeah you guys want to start a Rock bag oh yeah yeah dude I always wanted to be a rock star yeah we'll get so many chicks yeah and dudes no no no not that dude yeah we'll get chicks yeah yeah and also dudes no no not that all right guys look let's just dress up like rock stars like emo punk rock stars and get instruments and we'll make a lot of money yeah let's get Edy oh yeah we're ready to be rock stars hell yeah dude I'm going to beat these drones until they get your fire Joseph why are you talking like that cuz we're rock stars dude yeah rock stars talk like this yeah oh okay actually I think behind the scenes we should talk normal but in front of the ladies we talk like this yeah okay all right so Joseph you're going to be the drummer hell yeah dude and I'll be the lead singer and bass guitar o I'll be lead guitar and then Ken can be second bass guitar dude he's a doll he can't play an instrument he's not an do guys guys don't argue cuz arguing will lead to the band breaking up and no one likes it when the band breaks up like One Direction yeah you're right dude yeah nobody's better than anyone else no matter how big and famous we get no matter how many people love me more than you guys you can't get upset what okay all right so now we need a band name oh dude three dirty grandpa oh three dirty Grandpa sound sick yeah wait but guys we're not old well that's what's awesome we'll go out on the stage and people expect three grandpas to come out and then it's us that like oh you look good for your age yeah we surprise the crowd wait but why are we dirty dude because Grandpa's don't bathe yeah you know have you ever seen an old person shower there's a chair in there they just sit there they don't even taking a show they're just sitting there yeah hold on we can't be three dirty grandpas there's four of us dude he's a doll I again guys we said no arguing look okay we're not doing 3 dirty Grandpa anyone else have a better name I think we need a meaner sounding band name like like lizard guts lizard guts lizard guts is actually nice dude yeah lizard guts with a z that's sick okay yeah we're going to be lizard guts and then our logo will be like a a lizard being stepped on his gut spraying everywhere oh I like that dude all right so our band name is officially lizard Goods lizard Goods all right so what's our first song going to be well I actually have a song I got one I got one all right guys on the count of three 3 2 1 go je PP I want mac and cheese mac and cheese mac and cheese mac and cheese I want it please mac and cheese mac and cheese mac and cheese I want it please mac and cheese mac and cheese mac and cheese I want it please Junior what's all that noise I hear why do you like it no it sounds like a cat getting ran over well it's actually a lizard cuz we're lizard Gus well you need to tell lizard Gus is time to go out of business it sounds horrible but but but but did you hear the lyrics about how I want mac and cheese I'm not making you mac and cheese just shut up with all the noise guys I think he likes it I think we got our first fan dude I wouldn't say he liked it you'd say he loves it no dude stop being a negative nasty yeah Cody no one likes negative people if you're going to be sad like that girls aren't going to give you their muff muff yeah that tough muff dude yeah that muff cabbage I I don't want muff cabbage all right guys let's do my song from the top a one a two a one can we do my song oh come on dude yeah Cody no one wants to hear your song about wieners it's not about wieners at least this one's not dude do we have to yeah guys we said we were all going to be equal in this band okay fine Cody we'll do your song but I have to be lead singer what no no I'm the lead singer the lead singer gets all the Muff Junior it's not all about muff what are you going to do with the Muff you don't even use it I'll give you my muff ooh secondhand muff I'll take it okay a one a two a 1 two 3 lonely summer it's summer and I'm lonely lonely summer it's summer and I'm lonely summer lonely it's a lonely summer lonely summer it's summer and I'm lonely summer days I'm so lonely lonely no friends try to phone me pH no bread just baloney baloney wish someone would try to bone me these days are so damn [Music] lonely it's a lonely summer these days are so God damn lonely well guys what do you think pretty bitching right I actually like it dude thanks Joseph I thought it was crap bro Capital C crap bro why it doesn't make any sense what what doesn't make sense about it it's summer and I'm lonely that's the part that doesn't make sense Cody it's December 2 weeks before Christmas it should be called Lonely winter yeah he has the point dude it is out of season but but I wrote it years ago during the summer when I was lonely then we will release that song during the summer but no I want to release it now then change it to lonely winter but no it's not going to sound the same it'll sound perfect everyone will be like oh lonely winter that's a favorite Christmas song well it's not a Christmas song see I don't want to have to play it once a year like Mariah Carey but then it'll sell year around Christmas we'll be millionaires around Christmas to buy Christmas gifts no it's a Summer Jam it's going to be song of the summer Cody how about this listen please just re-record it with lonely winter just to see how it sounds just to see okay fine we'll try it a one a two a 1 2 3 lonely winter it's winter and I'm lonely lonely winter it's winter and I'm lonely winter lonely it's a lonely winter winter I can't do this it sounds like crap Junior well why' you stop Cody it just doesn't flow the same dude I was vibing yeah it sounded great it almost sounds like it was supposed to be winter the whole time no no no no no it's going to be lonely summer and nothing you know what then fine we're not going to do your dumb song we're going to do my song about mac and cheese no that song sucked what well yeah it sucked because it's about Chef peee and nobody knows who that is that's it Cody you're out of the band what what you talk crap about Chef peipi no one talks crap about my personal chef well I I I was telling the truth nobody does know who he is no one knew who Stacy's mom was but now everyone knows she's got it going on true Junior you can't just threaten to kick me out of the band for that I didn't threaten to kick you out of the band you are out of the band okay you know what fine maybe I'll be more successful on my own like Harry Styles well you know we're going to be like the other people in One Direction wait wait who uh zann who the [ __ ] is Zayn I don't know but that's who I am now yeah well Harry Styles wrote a song about strawberries or some [ __ ] so whatever wa it was actually about watermelons and sugar and spice and everything nice okay who cares Junior come on Ken we're going to do lizard guts on our own no you can't take the lizard guts name that's our name I came up with the name well then fine take your stupid dumb lizard butt's name we're going to have our own different band name yeah two dirty grandpas yeah two dirty grandpas super dirty and stinky yeah filthy yeah don't we don't bathe or wipe at all yeah all right Joseph let's focus on our song cuz it's better than a stupid lonely summer winter spring song yeah it's going to be way better dude come on a one a two a one the news breaking news k the band lizard guts has released a new song called Lonely summer and it has gone triple platinum if you haven't heard this song you have to listen to it right now dude Cody's song is amazing it's number one everywhere well look Cody just got lucky cuz even though it's winter time global warming is making it hot outside so people are confused they think it's summer I guess what's up [ __ ] what oh not you I was talking to them what are you doing here Cody I just wanted to see if you saw my song it's number one on the charts and it's triple platinum it's the fastest song to ever never do that well you know your song's cute and all but you know enjoy being number one okay because our song's going to be number one right Joseph wait wait what song dude the song I just wrote right now so get ready to listen to it Cody a one a two a one two three Cody's mom is a fat pig Cody's mom is a fat cow Cody's mom is a fat whale Cody's mom of that hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo what' you think about that Cody well I like that you didn't know what a hippo sounded like so you just said hippo well do you know what a hippo sounds like Cody no well go go talk to your mom that's what it sounds like oh damn okay Junior you have fun with your little song well that wasn't the real song that's going to make us famous we have a different number one song and it's going to blow your mind so play it Joseph dude what song are you talking about just play his lonely summer beat okay dude all right a one a two a one two three Co Cody's mother is so fat and ugly Cody's mother is so fat and ugly fat and ugly that is Cody's mother Cody's mother is so fat and ugly Cody's mother is fat and ugly ugly her stomach is fat and Pudgy pudy from eating so much baloney baloney so fat she will crush me so fat that is Cody's mother she's so fat and ugly she's so God damn fat and ugly so Cody what did you think about my song I think you just stole my song no your song's about lonely summer mine's about your mom being fat and ugly it has the same music you just Chang the word I sampled your beat and I didn't give you permission to do that we're all a part of lizard gut so I have every right to use that beat Cody we're not anymore well that I want to talk to you about that I think we should get the band back together oh now that I have a hit number one song now you want to get the band back together no it has nothing to do with you having a number one song and a bunch of money and a bunch of muff it was about I think we should get the band back together why do you think I called you over here was to get the band back together you didn't call me I came over on my own oh well well before you came over I was just about to call Cody right Joseph yeah you had phone in hand yeah I was about to call you and beg you to come over to get the band back together cuz I'm sorry and I love your song really you like lonely summer yeah I love lonely summer I think it makes a lot of sense that we released it in the winter time and not summer at all huh well okay well in that case then yeah I guess we can get the band back together and you have to share all the royalties with your number one song because I mean we were all together when you thought of that song right well yeah I mean I guess so yeah yeah so we're all back together it's lizard guts forever yeah lizard guts yeah so you also have to share your muff with us oh yeah of course why do you think I brought her yeah okay so now we need another hit song cuz we're lit GS and you just released a hit so we have to follow it up with another hit oh I have an idea no no no I got a song all right guys from the top one two 1 two [Music] three junior junior junior I need you out of the house for the whole weekend now go I'm a kid where am I supposed to go wait you're not 18 yet oh that makes sense cuz your ass would have been out of my house by now why you made me gone because I got a lady friend over for the weekend and we handling grown folks business and you cannot be here wait who is she oh she's a new mommy but no she calls me Daddy so she might be a new sister I don't know where am I supposed to go uh I got three tickets to Disney World look you can take whoever you want all any friend or whatever just you can't be here I got to use this red couch and I'm going to be back in 10 minutes okay okay butt naked so get out okay I'll leave I got three tickets to Disney World I'm going to call my friends well I only see two oh there's the three I'm going to call my friends hey Junior you sounded really excited on the phone yeah dude what's going on what if I told you guys I have three tickets to do something so cool this weekend it'll make this summer the best summer ever o we going to Universal Studios close Australia not close at all a cruise no look guys I got three tickets to Disney World Gay how's that gay Cody we've been to Disney like a million times yeah Disney's for little kids dude let's go to Universal Studios where the roller coasters are yeah roller coasters are cool Disney World has roller coasters they have the Rock and roller coaster okay they have one decent roller coaster what about Face Mountain and break my neck no thank you okay they just opened up Tron okay Tron doesn't go upside down you know what does go upside down velocci Coter oh dude in The Incredible Hulk ride yeah and Harry Potter I could get some butterbeer and Hogs me come on guys we're going to Disney World it's three tickets let's just go no I think I'm going to stay here yeah dude I'm going to go to the park wait you'd rather go to the park than Disney World yeah I don't want to wait in line for 3 hours to be disappointed well guys listen let's just go to Disney World it's just for the weekend it'll be really fun and we can go to Universal like next month n I think I'm going to stay here guys we have to hurry up and go my dad's about to be naked on this couch I'm sorry what he said he's going to get naked and he's going to be here so we got to go okay I'm definitely staying now I want to watch no guys if you're not going to Disney World with me you got to go leave oh man I wanted to see your dad's hog you guys really AR going to Disney World just like that what I have three tickets to Disney World and they really just won't go oh oh hell no I'm going to invite some other friends I'm going to find I'm want to find some other friends you hear me I can't believe this hey Junior you call me hey PJ cring Shaw Jamie James cring Shaw pair of Jamie cring Shaw yep that's my names what's up I have three tickets to Disney World and I want to know if you want to go with me H let me just check my schedule hey ladies you got anything going on this weekend no PJ well looks like we can go to Disney World then let's go to Disney World come on ladies we're going to Disney World Y no no no no PJ you're going to have to leave one of your girls behind excuse me well I only have three tickets to Disney World so if me you and one girl goes you have to leave the other girl behind one girl what if I get bored well you're going to be at Disney World with a girl and me you're not going to be bored but what if I get bored of that girl and I want a different girl well just pick up a new girl inside Disney World no no no no no I have to bring both my girls okay well what if you leave one behind and I do whatever that other girl does to make you happy believe me you don't want to do what that other girl does come on ladies let's go well no no no no a why doesn't anyone want to go to Disney with me all right Junior your time's up but Dad why don't you have pants on I told you I got grown folks business to handle now go to Disney now okay back up so I can grab my tickets all right get that thing away from me sorry I know it's out M my cheese sticks are almost ready hey Chef Pee you want to go to Disney World with me no Junior I don't have any money to buy any tickets okay I already have the tickets I just want you to go with me me shipi instead of your friends oh my God I feel so honored well no I asked my friends and they said no so I'm asking you so I'm your second choice well actually you're my third choice cuz I asked PJ crch on he said no I the third choice oh my God I can't believe you Junior I don't even want to go now well I want you to go come on I don't feel special Junior you asked two people before me and then I'm your third choice what if I asked a girl to prom and then she said no then I asked another girl to prom she said no then I asked you do you feel special no exactly I'm the bronze medal in this situation instead of gold I'm an ugly girl why doesn't anyone want to go with me you know what I'm just going to go by myself woohooo I'm at Disney World he pal why you look so sad you're at the happiest place on Earth well Mickey Mouse my friends wouldn't go to Disney World with me why not because they said it's gay they said what take me to her right now oh okay I'll take you come on oh come on come on it's everywhere Hey Dad I know you wanted me gone the whole weekend but I'm back early oh I really only needed 5 minutes she was already gone I blocked her and I almost got all the stains out of the couch you're welcome but I would warn you if you smell a fishy smell again oh spray some for Breeze God she's fishy oh who was that that was my dad he bought me the Disney tickets oh thank you for your business sir Now where's your ungrateful friends uh well they're at their house you want me to invite them over yeah I want to speak to them okay let me call them hey dude you call yeah I thought you were supposed to be in Disney wait what's that smell have you been eating Red Lobster in here yeah I smell catfish dude oh hey Mickey Mouse what Mickey Mouse are you the little [ __ ] that called my Park gay uh kind of ow well it is yes for little kids dude oh yeah it's it for little kids dude why do you have a knife Mickey Put The Knife Down Mickey you said you just wanted to talk to him this is how I talk well guys Mickey's just really mad that you guys didn't want to go to Disney with me yeah why didn't you want to go to Disney huh why don't you want to go to Disney well because Universal Studios is better what does Universal Studios have that Disney doesn't have veloc coaster veloc coaster SC veloc of coaster and the Incredible Hulk all right that one's pretty good and Harry Potter Harry Potter Harry Potter you look like Harry Potter I was in one video Junior help me before he put the mouse tool up my ass oh Mickey just calm down all right guys look let's just try to calm Mickey down what do you want Mickey I just want to know why the veloca coaster is so much better than Disney well it goes upside down the Rock and roller coaster goes upside down yeah but like three times veloc coaster goes upside down like nine times oh so you like going upside down yeah yeah it's cool okay I'll show you upside down goofy get in here hey Mickey sorry I'm late some kid hit me at a photo shoot so I ate them oh good goofy but next time you're late I'm going to make sure that your kneecaps are on the back side of your legs Oh Mickey you ain't going to do [ __ ] goofy don't embarrass me in front of these people well how about you stop staring at me with your [ __ ] Pac-Man eyes and tell me what's going on oh well our new friends here think that Universal Studios is better than Disney World that's it a middle finger that's all you got well what do you want me to do Mickey eat them I'm not hungry anymore these people think that the velocci coaster is better than all of Disney World I want you to scare them or something well Mickey the velocci coaster is pretty cool I mean it goes upside down the Rock and roller coaster goes upside down I'll kill you down listen goofy why don't you tell these kids about your special upside down ride ooh okay yeah oh oh but I don't know if they're tall enough for your upside down ride well it doesn't matter yeah you kids like going upside down so how about how about you go follow Goofy and he'll take you to special upside down Ride Pass yeah kids Let's Take a Ride well I like Disney World so only those two are riding so go yeah he's cool so how are you enjoying your ride kids since you like being upside down so much how's this for upside down okay Mickey I think you proved a point no they need a serer [ __ ] show them what the name of the ride is this is the incredible ghook and this is going to be you little [ __ ] [ __ ] die oh come on Goofy now do them next here I go ch ch ch ch ch ch chill chill no no no Gooby don't do it well get out of my way you want some no no no wouldn't it be cooler to hit them with a hammer oh good thinking little buddy yeah the Hammers are upstairs okay and Mickey you should grab a hammer too oh great thinking two hammers is way better than one yeah um all right guys I'm going to call the cops and I'm I'm going get some help well gor Mickey I don't see a hammer but I found an axe oh nice goofy I guess nobody saw that coming oh you hear that Goofy looks like we have visitors let's go chop it up with them oh boy hello hey you call the cops yeah yeah Mickey Mouse and Goofy are in my house trying to kill my friends yeah sure they are listen kid you're not supposed to call the cops cuz you had a bad dream maybe talk to your parents no it's not a bad dream it's real life they're upstairs grabbing weapons right now okay I'm going to go take care of real crimes let me know if a real crime happens here no no my friends are tied up just come inside you can see okay I'll take a look look officer look oh my God kid what'd you do to your friends I didn't do this Mickey and Goofy did this and what's this what are you going to tie me up next no Mickey and Goofy are going to kill my friends we got to do something kid I'm going to have to place you under arrest this is just sick oh hi pal oh look he called the cuts we'll be right down to talk come on goofy Jesus you weren't lying no they're going to kill us CH Keys let's hide kid let's hide in this closet okay close the door close the door shh quiet kid to not make any noise oh where did they go I don't see them Mickey well we got to find them before I call backup Yoo the sooner you come out the sooner you can feel the sweet release of death yeah we're not going to hurt you we're just going to kill you come on goofy let's look for him okay bigy come out come out wherever you are when we find them I'm going to cut their hands off oh I'm going to make them saw their own feet off shh kid they're right outside the door I got to get past this level I keep getting two starts and it's pissing me off goofy do you hear Angry Birds Al you sure do Mickey aha there they are goofy start S your feet off I don't have feet well you you start thrwing your feet off boy gotcha Mickey oh G you guys all right there oh my God s you saved Our Lives how do you know where to find us I heard it over your radio M then I brought my old Tran oh well put these two in handcuffs I'm going to go free those other kids all right I'm on it come on kids you're safe now are you kids okay they tried to kill us yeah all because we say Universal's better than Disney well I mean I agree with that they do have more roller coasters exactly so Mickey Mouse is going to jail right oh no we're not technically allowed to arrest Mickey Mouse well why not I mean the law doesn't really apply to him he he's Mickey Mouse you know I mean we're just allowed to tranquilize him and take him back to Disney World why why can't you arrest him though I mean he's Mickey Mouse man he bought Star Wars cuz he was bored and then he bought Marvel cuz he was bored again I mean he made Disney plus just cuz he wanted even more money than he already had oh so Mickey Mouse could come back and hurt us if he wants to yeah if he wants to but if he does don't call me oh man Jeffy are you ready for game night heck yeah hey guys I brought Penelope along for game night since Joseph couldn't come why couldn't Joseph come Junior you know he's canoeing across the Atlantic Ocean today I totally forgot well you know the rules no girls allowed but you never said that well I'm saying it now I don't want Penelope here tell her to leave well she's already here but Cody we were going to play hungry hungry your mom good one Junior but I guess Penelope can see what she's going to be when she grows up shut up Junior yeah eating balls I'll have you know when I grow up I'm going to be a surgeon you're not going to be a surgeon you're going to be too busy painting your nails and talking about ponies Junior there's plenty of female surgeons name one uh well you name one male surgeon Dr Phil but he's not a surgeon he's not even a medical doctor yes he is he does surgeries on his show all the time but you haven't even seen his show have you no but I know he's a doctor well what about Dr Octopus yeah he's a doctor he's not a medical doctor either and he's not even real he is a medical doctor he gave himself like spider spider tentacles on his back can we just shut up and play Hungry Hungry Hippos no she thinks she could be a surgeon so I challenge her on a one-on-one of operation okay fine let me go grab the game okay Penelope you think you're going to be a surgeon but I'm going to prove to you that I would be a better surgeon yeah right Junior I'd like to see you try well I'm about to get all these pieces without touching the side because if you touch the sides you lose so you're never going to get a turn cuz I'm going to get all the pieces so I'm going start with this one he died Junior what no yes he did you touched the sides I didn't touch the sides the nose lights up when you touch the sides no the nose lit up cuz we started the game no it lit up because one more chance one more chance one more chance okay I'm I'm do it again very careful you did it again Junior I never said I could be a surgeon she's the one bragging saying she's going to be a surgeon so I'd like to see you get all the pieces without touching the Sun I can without touching any of the sides I can get every single one of these pieces oh yeah well then how about we have a little wager if you touch the sides you have to go on a date with me I'm talking dinner movie and it has to end with a kiss ew no Junior why are you scared you think you're going to touch the sides no I'm not scared okay then then take the deal wait wait wait Junior what does she get if she wins he never has to talk to me ever again oh oh yeah and he has to go on a date with me and it has to end on a kiss with tongue for 15 whole seconds I'm talking Mississippi like one Mississippi two Mississippi e no I'm not going to agree to that hi you're chicken well no no I'm not chicken okay fine it's a deal if if you win I have to go on a date with Cody if I win you have to go on a date with me so don't touch the sides I'd like to see you try to get these pieces she's not going to get the pieces nope oh no Junior she only has one piece left I know Puck her up Junior it's going to be the longest 15 seconds of your life I'm going to clean your teeth with my tongue you're never going to be able to talk to me ever again come on Junior you got to do something turn the lights off all I got you what what happened to the light you touch the side you touch the side that doesn't count Junior the lights went out that's not an excuse if you're a doctor one day doing surgery and the power goes out you're just going to kill the guy well hospitals usually have generators what if the generator doesn't work Cody you should be so good at being a surgeon that you can do it with the lights off but that's not fair don't be a sore loser you have to get ready for our date fine but I'm not going to enjoy it haha hey jior dat at work what you had Jeffy turn off the lights no Junior you're such a cheater well it's better than being an ante eater yeah it's better than being an ant eater who wants to eat ants what a dumb animal why don't they eat cake they can't eat cake yes they can they be cake eaters what no they only eat ants yeah why are they choosing to only eat ants that's dumb they don't choose it that's just what they do what a dumb animal I mean I eat cheeseburgers are you going to call me a cheeseburger eater do you want me to call you that yeah okay I guess I'll call you a cheeseburger well guys I have to get ready for my date okay I look really good for my date now all I have to do is brush my teeth oh no Junior I have to pee what are you doing in here I dropped my toothbrush in the toilet ew throw it away well no I got to brush my teeth Junior you Junior I have to brush my teeth Cody you're going to get sick I'm not going to get sick I'm so sick Junior I told you this was going to happen how did I get sick there weren't any germs in the toilet there's always germs in a toilet even after you flush yes then what's the point in Flushing I I don't know well I'm not flushing ever again ew Junior I can't be sick I have a date tonight well maybe you should cancel I'm not canceling it Penelope has to kiss me I'm going to kiss her well she's not going to want to kiss you if you're sick you're probably right oh maybe I can call her and reschedule the date oh yeah that's a good idea oh let me get my phone okay it's ringing what do you want junior hey are you getting ready for our date tonight yes I'm getting ready well you don't seem too excited about it do you want to reschedule oh no I want to get it over with now but you know if you're not happy we can just do it another night if we don't do our date tonight then I don't have to ever oh okay well you don't understand an emergency just popped up and I kind of need to reschedule why do you want to reschedule Junior because my friend uh Bobby Bobby yeah Bobby he's at the store right now returning something and he needs me to bring him the receipt cuz I have it why do you have Bobby's receipt Junior because um he bought something and I said there's no way you bought that he said oh yeah well here's the receipt and I said whoa you really did buy that so now I have his receipt and now the thing he bought he wants to return and he needs a receipt see the thing he's returning it was impressive to buy but not impressive to have so the receipt is more impressive than the thing we're not rescheduling Junior I'll meet you at the restaurant at 7 but what about Bobby then bring Bobby let me guess she didn't want to reschedule no oh but I got an idea what if you come to the dinner with me as Bobby who is Bobby I don't know but she wants to see him apparently what why do I have to be Bobby I I don't know listen listen okay I got to think of something how about I call a doctor to see what's wrong with me and you go find someone named Bobby what why why Bobby I don't go go find someone a Bobby okay go okay I got to call a doctor hey there you call a doctor oh you don't look so good I'm really sick doctor I was sick one time you want to hear about it I have a date in a few minutes so when I was little I was in school with this kid that had like a really little arm like one arm was like way smaller than the other one so we all used to make fun of him you know cuz he kind of look like a freak anyway his dad was really protective cuz his whole family died in an accident when the kid was little so one time on a school field trip we all dared the kid to go touch this really sketchy looking van and the kid actually did it but then he got kidnapped by the guy in the van who like turned out to be a dentist so the dad being all protective decided to track the kid down and find him so he teamed up with this girl that had memory problems like she couldn't remember anything all she could remember is the address of the dentist's office so then they met some sharks that didn't eat fish and I don't really remember what they did but then a bomb went off and then they met a sea turtle and he was very nice and he gave them a ride to Australia and th this this is the plot of Finding Nemo I didn't live that see sometimes I get my memories confused with movies that I saw oh I did throw up one time I guess that's the story I really have to get better before my date oh right yes well I I I do have this really experimental medicine I can give you but I don't know the side effects will it make me better I don't know I can try it all right I'll give you a shot of this and see what happens it's not going to make me worse is it maybe well wait a minute I'm starting to feel a little bit better there you go now you go on your date go get a tiger is she hot oh she's hot oh yeah I bet she has daddy issues oh she has daddy issues she's a redhe head oh damn feisty oh man what's her name Penelope oh that's a hot name wait a minute that's my daughter's name she my daughter mhm ooh well have her home by eight okay I can't be late for my date hey Junior I found Bobby who you know Bobby you wanted me to find someone named Bobby I bought it you bought what I had the receipt but I took it back to the store but I still bought it yeah I guess he bought something cool well buying it was cool but he took it back so I don't think it was I don't have time for this so no Bobby sorry Bobby sorry I'm late I already ordered for you and I started eating because I don't care of course you already started eating you're so fat you know what Junior I wish I wasn't here with your ugly green fa why is your face green cuz I get sick when I look at you then why did you ask me out I didn't ask you out the only reason we came out is cuz you lost operation this was your idea I only wanted the 15-second kiss oh no that was the deal between you and Cody you and I just have to kiss I'm getting my 15 Mississippi oh no especially if you're green or and sick I'm really sick why' you order me garlic bread in case you were a vampire I wanted it to burn you of course you you're one of those weird kids that read weird vampire books they're good okay I think I'm going to throw up see where where Junior you turned into a bee I didn't turn into a I'm a bee I'm allergic to bees I'm out of here we stop the kiss I can't kiss you I'll die oh I have to call that doctor hey you call a doctor oh you are a big old bee that is a bee you turned me into a b well I didn't mean to uh oh you know what happened okay so I was supposed to give you Ibuprofen but instead I gave you ipren it turns you into a b well turn me back I don't know how but you know what this reminds me of when I was a bee I was voiced by Jerry Feld and that that's the be movie no that didn't happen but you know it did happen I had a friend that was really bad at cooking but I was good at cooking so I would get on top of his head and pull his hair to make him cook good and we cooked a plate of Ratatouille that was so good it made this really harsh food critic have a flashback to his childhood and think it was okay to have rats in a restaurant wait that's Ratatouille man that didn't happen either don't listen to me well you can't turn me back well I mean I don't know I mean you should be happy to be a bee you know bees are going extinct you're saving the planet I was supposed to kiss Penelope but she's allergic to bees well see now I'm glad you're a bee I don't want you doing that with my daughter no matter what I said earlier come on change me back is there something there's nothing you can give me to turn me back into a human I mean I guess I could give you Molin but that would just turn you into a mole it's too bad there's no medicines that sound like people oh just change me back H man we are we are right there we just got to just got to wrap this [ __ ] up oh you know what you know what you know what uh it it wears off yeah it does medicines wear off it happens look it up it wears off in a few right now it wore off yeah hey there you go I told you it would and look you're not even sick anymore all the problems are solved I have to go kiss Penelope oh not my daughter Penelope penel I can finally give you the kiss Junior I feel so sick what happened to you penel I think it's something I ate we're supposed to kiss though I don't think we can do that now we'll have to do it another time because I think I'm going to throw it well don't take medicine from your dad he's going to turn you into a bee hey Junior you know I've been hanging out with Bobby and he's actually really cool cool like he buys a lot of stuff well he usually returns it but you know he has the receipts to prove it yeah I bought it oh well I wasn't able to kiss Penelope PE that's okay Junior we can always do our 15-second kiss so Joseph what do you want to do today I don't know dude I'm bored # me too oh oh I got an idea how about we watch the T Joseph what is that oh dude that's just my British voice you know I'm just trying it out yeah I would stick to your normal voice yeah let's watch TV okay breaking news UK there's a new illness going around called the cough cough and the government is urging everyone to stay 6 ft away from each other they're also urging every citizen to stay indoors and do not go outside until the cough cough goes away wao hey Joseph you want to have a pool party oh yeah dude let's have a pool party yeah let's have a pool party wait you don't have a pool we can use the neighbor pool oh yeah let's use the neighbors pool yeah let's get as close as we can and breathe all in each other's mouth yeah that's how fine let's invade each other's personal privacy yeah let's do it wait wait wait dude the guy on the news said that we have to stay six peeps away from each other six peeps away from each other yeah I'm pretty sure that's what he said six peeps six peeps yeah I have ears dude I heard them you don't have ears well you don't either just shut up six peeps six peeps all right Joseph there's six peeps perfect six peeps away from each other just like the news said that's really weird that they measured in peeps I know right wait are you sure they didn't say 6 feet away from each other I'm pretty sure they said six peeps unless I have a speech impediment which I do I mean feet and Peep sound pretty close together I have ADD so I wasn't even watching the news you know what Joseph we're not going to stay six feet away from each other and we're not going to stay six peeps away from each other cuz this whole sickness thing is stupid we're going to have that pool party oh yeah let's have that pool party dude yeah let's have it we we we we're not going to stay inside we're going to go outside and swim oh yeah swim yeah yeah so we let's call Cody and invite him to the pool party oh okay dude what's up guys what's up Cody yeah what's up fruit cake oh hey Joseph wait why' you guys FaceTime me instead of normal calling because we want to see that big fat beautiful nose of yours yeah and those ugly four eyes yeah all four of them thanks well why' you guys call because I want to invite you to the pool party I'm throwing oh yeah dude it's going to be a blast you should come yeah Cody come on wait Junior you don't have a pool but my neighbor does oh so he's going to let you use his pool I mean I've never met him he's actually missing I think his wife fed him the tigers or something oh man so you're just going to use his pool yeah why not come on yeah dude but guys I'm not going to a pool party why cuz you can't swim yeah there's that but didn't you see the news we're all supposed to stay home and stay six peeps away from each other wait six peeps I knew it yeah six peeps okay we don't have to listen to the news though well it's not just the news Junior it's the government too no more big government yeah who said have to listen to the government well the law who said we to listen to the law Junior I'm not going to a pool party I'm just going to stay home well what are you going to do at home well I'm just going to practice my guitar and maybe yank my noodle well come yank your noodle at the pool like like like you know yank your noodle went to the pool hoping there's macaroni you know that song no no Junior I don't know that song I've heard Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony not yank your noodle or whatever it is you said you're the one who brought up yanking noodles what Junior this isn't about noodles well just grab your noodle and come to the pool no I'm not going to the pool oh well you know what we're going to call your names then uh you're ugly and you have a big fat snow cone head yeah vampire teeth no no no don't do it don't hang up I have to tell you something it's a big secret I've always had this deep feeling in my junior Joseph stay really still he's going to think the phone froze no no Junior I can hear you I look look he thought the phone froze he has no clue no I I know the phone didn't freeze because I can hear you talking look he's getting so mad he's like why is my phone Frozen oh he's such an idiot Junior I know it's not frozen look at taking his phone that's the only way he get the phone to move is by shaking I should have an Android this stupid I'm actually going to hang up no no no Cody don't hang up don't hang up no no Cody okay he hung up such look we're going to go to his house and we're going to make him come outside and go to the pool party oh yeah he has to come he has to come we're going to make Cody go to this pool party oh yeah we're going to make him come Cody Cody come here guys what are you doing here we want you to go to the pool party yeah dude no I don't want to leave the house I don't want to get sick you're not going to get sick Cody we just want to swim in a swimming pool guys just just FaceTime me when you get to the pool what FaceTime you you can't swim your facetimed yeah get away from the window I don't want you to get SI Cody come on dude just so lame I know right he's not going to get sick but let's go swim he sow fun dude this is the litest PO party ever isn't it fun Joseph oh yeah dude I can't believe Cody's missing out on this oh dude he's such a loser I know he's such a loser you should FaceTime him okay dude show him how much fun we have oh I'm having so much fun without Cody oh dude here he is oh hey Loser yeah what's up loser hey guys hey what's it like being in your house not swimming yeah yeah being a loser well at least I'm not going to get sick well you could be in the sick pool with us yeah the sick party yeah Junior you're already coughing well because I got I got water in my nose and my throat and shut up yeah yeah I'm sure that's it yeah yeah yeah so do you want to go swimming with us Cody Junior how would I go swimming well I could just you know um I could just put my put my phone in the water Junior that's not how this work dude he's swimming he's drowning oh he's drowning Jor you almost drowned me well I just want you to swim look I'll put you in the tend I'll put you in the de yeah throw him in the deepend dude oh he's going to drown now that was a cannonball yeah yeah he's going to drown he's been down there for like 5 minutes he probably drowned dude that's your phone what and it's probably broken or something wait wait is it waterproof I don't know go get it okay dude okay dude I got your phone but I think Cody drowned he drowned yeah do we even save him dude he's our friend we have to okay fine I'll give him mouth to mouth come on Live come on dude don't you die on me live live Cody are you okay guys I almost drowned screw you guys no no Cody Cody come on dude okay you know what let's just enjoy our pool party okay okay dude oh man Joseph that pool party was really fun oh dude it was some blast yeah that's you but I think I'm sick no we're not sick Joseph we might be sick Joseph yeah I think we are D you think we should call a doctor yeah yeah we need to call one right now okay let's call doctor oh God hey there somebody call a doctor hey there doctor wait why are you in the phone well cuz I'm not doing house calls right now I don't want to get sick why what do you mean why why do I not want to get sick cuz I'm in my 40s and it's not looking too good for me well then who's that oh that that's Brad he cuts his own hair can you tell yeah you can tell he looks like Bert Andor Ernie yeah I do cut my own hair because my mother is a hairdresser so I basically know what I'm doing yeah he looks like a goofball yeah so anyway doctor like me and my friend are feeling really sick because after we heard the news about the sickness we went to a pool party but why why would you do that because it's fun oh well it was fun at least it was fun I mean that that's the most important thing right that you had fun yeah we had fun right Joseph yeah dude yeah it was really fun yeah yeah it doesn't matter cuz you're sick now it's really bad well can you cure it no see that's the problem there is is no cure well there's no cure what well no one told us there's no cure well everything has a cure right no this doesn't have a cure you're in trouble now okay are we going to croak like a frog well maybe but probably not what do we do doctor tell us what to do to fix it well what I would recommend doing is just stay home and keep six peeps away from anybody else wait why six peeps why that link well because Peeps are pretty much useless cuz no one eats them anyway so we're just putting them on the ground as a unit of men oh okay okay so we won't go near anyone else and we'll say we'll stay six peps away from each other so Joseph back up back up okay dude six peeps away from each other anything else doctor um I I mean I think that's pretty much it just wash your hands and uh you know don't touch anybody okay wait one one more question why are you in a Walmart shopping cart what what what are you talking about you're in a Walmart shopping cart no I'm not yeah the phone is in a Walmart shopping cart but but Brad why is the phone in a Walmart shopping cart because I thought that your phone was like really dirty and just like covered with germs so I put it in the shopping cart so that I wouldn't have to touch the germs so you put it in a Walmart shopping cart the thing that has the most germs on it in the entire world what okay okay look if you have any more questions just ask Brad and hopefully he'll say something more helpful than or whatever it is he just said all right thank you doctor we'll listen to what you said all right great all right all right Joseph we're going to say we're going to stay six peeps away from each other okay okay then uh take a step back dude oh you take a step back well I'm sorry God you close to me I'm hungry I'm going to go talk to Chef peipi okay dude oh got the clean got a clean I cannot get sick hey Chef peipi kill Junior six beefs back six beefs back oh sorry Chef peipi what are you doing in the kitchen coughing oh I'm really sick so I want you to make me some orange juice Junior I am not making orange juice for you if if you're sick go in your room and quarantine but I want to hang out with you no we're not hanging out look I am too young and beautiful to get sick because of you I am not dying from a cop call I'm trying to be a millionaire Chef one day well me and you both know you're not going to be a millionaire Chef so let's hang out and hug Junior no go in your room really yes look go in your room right now J I'm not getting sick god dude what did Chef Pee say Joseph back up the peeps oh I'm sorry dude Chef Pee said I need to go to my room and die alone wait he really said that something like that oh man does that mean there's no hope for us there's no hope for us J if we're going to die alone well nobody loves me anyway hey guys hey doctor what are you doing here oh wait wait wait wait wait uh your your your friend has his mouth all over the Walmart shopping cart what Brad do you want to die us something you could have at least gotten a Target shopping cart at least it wouldn't be as dirty all right listen I I was thinking and you guys can't even get the cough cough you guys are turtles wait wait wait we really can't get it we can't get it yeah no no you guys are turtle so you can't even catch it what wait but but but we're sick though yeah you guys must just have like a normal cold or something what so we're not going to die no no not you if I get it all die but not you J we're not going to die yes dude yeah oh let's cough each other's mouth we're not going to get [ __ ] we're not good so we can do that all we want I mean I wouldn't recommend it but I mean I guess thank you so much doctor for telling us than doctor you're welcome yeah so um thank you all right but do do we do we stop to say you know six peeps apart but I mean yeah I we got to do something with those peeps no one's going to eat them anyway okay yeah we'll we'll still stay six peep Park I mean I don't even like peeps yeah me neither I actually like peeps they're like my favorite oh shut up Brad and that crft is why aants can't jump cuz they fat make sure you study that over the weekend and I'll see you on Monday thank God it's Friday hey Penelope what are you doing tonight and if you're not doing anything you want to add me to the list of things you do ew no Junior I'm busy busy doing what popping your butt pimples cuz girls get on their butt smooth dude I'm busy tonight Junior Cody are you still coming to my sleepover tonight yeah of course what n well Cody you're going to a girl sleepover yeah can me and Joseph go no Junior only girls are allowed well Cody's not a girl yeah but I'm gay yeah he likes boys well I like boys too okay then prove it okay what do you want me to do to prove it you want me to kiss Cody I've done that a thousand times hey Cody let me kiss you no Junior we have to do the hokey pokei now turn yourself around so I can put something in and out and it's not going to be my right foot cuz that's what it's all about dude it's not worth it it's not worth it I don't like boys told you you were straight ha these guys are straight dude they're bullying us I can't help it I Was Born This Way Penelope please let boys come to the sleepover no boys go to Jupiter to get more stupit well girls go to Venus to suck more you can't come Junior you're not allowed see you tonight Cody okay Cody what does a girl sleepover like like what do they do it to sleepover well they do girls stuff you know they talk about boys and have pillow fights and talk about boys and have tea parties talk about boys do they get naked well I mean they shower together but that's gross you guys wouldn't want to see that dude we have to go we have to go Cody please teach us how to be gay yeah please I want to be super gay no guys we're not doing Cody's gay lesson come on we want to go to the sleepover Cody come on we want it so bad no Junior only girls allowed and me so in Joseph we have to go that sleepover we have to find a way to sneak in yeah dude I got to see some naked girls yeah my dad took my computer away so I can't see them that way okay let's go to my house and think of a plan okay dude oh all right Joseph how do we get in the sleepover dude I don't know we're not Cody say that again we're not Cody Joseph that's it what we got to be Cody how are we going to do that dude we dress up like Cody and we go to the sleepover before he gets there and they will let us in cuz they're going to think we're Cody but it'll be two Cody's dude they're not going to let two Cody's in well I'll look like Cody and then if they don't let you in then just say that they're discriminating and we'll sue them oh dude I forgot I am black yeah they let you in they're discriminating and we can sue them and and then we'll own the sleepover yeah big fat lawsuit all right let's dress it like Cody all right dude all right Joseph we look like Cody oh yeah we totally look like nerds yeah we look like big fat dorks all right so we have to beat Cody to the sleepover okay okay let's go let's go all right Joseph they have to let us in we're Cody okay dude hello what Junior what are you doing here who is she talking to I don't know dude I'm Cody and I'm black Cody Junior I told you you weren't allowed to come where's Junior I don't know dude D I don't see Junior yeah cuz I'm Cody and I'm black Cody guys leave right now I understand you don't have to let me in but you have to let him in yeah you can't discriminate against me I'm black Cody I'll sue you no you're not allowed leave oh wow you hear that Junior it's cuz I'm black dude wow it's a all white party nothing but whes here huh I'll be right there Shonda ooh it looks like they already have their black friend dude uh we can't see dang it uh well you can't have more than one black friend huh huh bare minimum what Junior Joseph what you guys doing here uh junior what are you doing here dressed like Cody yeah you imposter you impostor yeah Cody come on in not you guys leave yeah yeah leave Junior yeah get out of here scram she wants me to come in what come on I can't believe that didn't work yeah I totally thought we were going to get in how do we get into an all girl sleepover I don't know dude we're not girls say that again we're not girls that's it Joseph what we have to dress up like girls oh dude that would totally work it would work work Joseph you've been coming up with a lot of ideas tonight yeah I'm on a roll dude okay let's dress it like girls and go in the sleepover yeah all right Joseph they're going to let us in that sleepover oh yeah we totally look like girls dude yeah only girls allowed well here comes the girls wait wait what's our names dude oh yeah we need names uh you could be Hannah ooh Hannah I like that Hannah's hot yeah that's a hot name you're a hot Hannah O thanks and my name can be Stacy ooh Stacy I totally bang Stacy well I'll totally bang you too stop it oh you shut up oh stop okay let's go to the sleepover watch the girls get naked yeah totally naked all right Joseph we're dressed like girls it's an all girl sleepover they have to let us in oh yeah dude we're in there Cody all the other girls showed up already right I think so uh hello oh who are you girls oh I'm Hannah and this is my friend Stacy no I'm Hannah I mean I I'm Stacy that's Hannah mhm blonde moment yeah you know those dumb boys always messing up stupid and you know those stupid vernets better shut their mouth before I smack it no you're you're way stupider you're stup it's Junior and Joseph in Disguise let's just make this sleepover really boring so they want to leave oh that's a good idea oh yeah I was wondering where you girls were yeah you know we were just taking a long time cuz I was rearranging my tampon collection mhm my breast smoke was leaking yeah we had to tape it up oh I hate when that happens but uh where are your pajamas oh that's a trick question cuz girls sleep naked at sleepovers MH oh how could I forget yeah so can we come inside yeah of course oh we did it we did it Joseph we stuck into an all girl sleepover I me can we come inside T yep come on in we did it we did it we did it we did it all right girls this is Stacy and this is Hannah hi hello fellow ovary owners hi hey I don't have ovaries hello so when are we going to take a group shower and get naked mhm I'm so dirty yeah they called me stinky Stacy I need a shower oh actually we already did that yeah all of us together naked I don't remember that I don't remember that either shut up well we can just take another shower later mhm ooh how about we talk about boys oh yeah let's do that who do you think is the hottest boy ever oo Ryan Reynolds he's hot yeah Ryan Reynolds is totally hot I like record Ralph he's hot excuse me Wreck-It Ralph is hot Well yeah if you like massive forearms he looks like King Kong he totally ripped I like Lord farquad from the Shrek movies but he's short he's still hot though you said from the Shrek movies but he was only in one movie well actually he was in the Shrek 4D ride at Universal so he's actually two movies doesn't really count as a movie they're going to close that ride down next year wait what are they going to replace it with dude probably another stupid Harry Potter ride oh my God who do you think is hot Stacy oh um I think this this kid named Junior is hot he's so dreamy he has so much pretty eyes and his hair is orange ew I don't know who that is he's kind of hot oh Hannah who do you think is hot oh dude Margo Robbie easily Hannah what happened to your voice oh my bad but Margot Robbie dude you got to choose a boy oh oh my God Ryan Reynolds I guess God Marg Margot Robbie and Ryan Reynold yeah oh let's play telephone yeah yeah everybody give me their telephone number no I whisper something in her ear and then she Whispers it to her and it goes all the way around until you tell me what I said that's dumb just say it out loud right now I'll go first I like unicorns I like unicorns I like unicorns Stacy's a [ __ ] Stacy's a [ __ ] what' she say dude um uh Junior's the hottest boy in the world a so lucky Junior's the hottest boy in the world that's not what I said I said I like unicorns Oh weird that's not what I heard at all yeah it's really weird how it comes out like that so different so uh who wants to have a naked pillow fight oh me me I think we should go to bed yeah I'm tired but we haven't done anything yet no I'm tired let's go to bed oh yeah let's go to bed uh y'all sleep naked right no I brought my Elsa pajamas I brought my wreck Ralph pajamas um so no one sleeps naked nope no actually naked Joseph let's get out of here what really dude this is lame dude it is lame they my wigs itching and stuff they're not sleeping naked they're just talking about boys it's dumb oh yeah let's go dude oh girls unfortunately we have to go we have to we're going to go we're we're actually Boys in girl costumes we have penises what a waste of our time dude I know a stupid waste of our time let's get out of here yeah wait wait Joseph what I think I thought of something what dude what if they didn't like us so they weren't going to get naked cuz they didn't trust us that could be it yeah so they're waiting for us to leave to get naked dude that is smart so open the door and close it oh wait wait I know how doors work dude no no no no open the door and close it they'll think that we left and then we wait a few seconds we run up there and then they we'll see them naked oh okay okay yes open the door oh we're leaving yeah it's so boring here one two three those girls were weird what do you want junior I thought you guys left what we we did leave M we just forgot to say goodbye yeah we forgot to say goodbye oh really so you screaming at us that you had penises isn't your way of saying goodbye well that's how you say goodbye in French yeah we we have penises yeah we now we want to say in English so goodbye good night sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bye they're not getting naked Joseph let's go oh my God what a waste well Joseph I guess girl sleepovers are boring yeah dude all right they're gone let's do this [ __ ] all right let's get to dissecting this alien and see what this guy knows Heidi what's up take this for analysis okay I got you Shonda Samantha prepare instruments for dissection got it we're going to figure out how to send these boys to Jupiter to get more stupider yeah we just need to figure out how aliens have mastered faster than light travel let's do this dude I want to see naked girls me too let's see if we can get on my computer when we get home and look at it yeah what's that noise dude I don't know it's coming from the girls room dude what are they doing up there I don't know let's go check it out oh yeah what's going on in there dude I don't know let's go see okay what the dude what is that I I don't know it's like they're working on like an alien or something all right Penelope I'm trying to get a brain sample but I only have one chance at this just be careful what are you guys doing damn it Junior you made me mess up my brain sample what are you boys doing here well we saw a weird light coming out your window and we want to know what's going on on yeah it doesn't look like you're getting naked yeah so what's going on nothing okay just leave Penelope we might as well just tell them what tell us what do you really think girls are just dumb and all they do is talk about boys yeah well we're not okay and we're trying to figure out a way to travel faster than the speed of light well you can just tell us about it you don't have to hide it yeah but we're trying to send you boys to Jupiter so you can get more stuper you're trying to send all the boys to Jupiter n you can't do that wait Cody why would you try to help her do that think about it Junior an entire planet the boys that sounds like a dream come true but you can't send all the boys to Jupiter Jupiter's a gas giant you can't walk on Jupiter oh I hadn't really thought of that you should send us to like Mars well yeah but that doesn't rhyme well I'm not going to let you guys do that I'm going to call the cops no you're not Cody get down what's that it's my forget R okay when they wake up they won't remember anything oh oh where am I dude what happened Joseph you dressed like a girl girl you dressed like a girl I am yeah Cody why are we dressed like girls uh it was it was a dare a dare yeah we were playing truth or dare and I dared you guys to dress up like girls and you did it but then you got in a car accident and then you were in a coma and then you just now woke up wait that really happened yeah it was crazy anyway I got to go huh what a crazy game of Truth or Dare right huh well Joseph since we're dressed like girls you want to make an only fans oh dude yes guys love feet yeah let's get paid oh man I love playing Fall Guys and drinking Sprite hey Junior what are you doing looks like he's playing Fall Guys and drinking Sprite AC oh man what a life yeah yeah just living a life wait Junior why didn't you cross the finish line oh well I'm really good at the game so I get to the Finish Line before everyone else and I like to laugh at all the slow people and then when there's one person left right before he crossed the Finish Line I cross it and I crush his hopes and dreams that seems like kind of a dick move no that's a Savage move dude yeah I'm a complete Savage Oh No It's time for me to cross the finish line oh my my controller's dead Junior you lost I can't believe I lost dude that's what you get for cloathing yeah the tortoise in the hair what you know the story about the tortoise in the hair the the the turtle hairy what no no the story with the tortoise and the hair so the turtle shaves and he forgot one hair no not that kind of hair it's hair like a rabbit like hair is another name for rabbit no it's not no one says oh here comes the Easter hair but no it's spelled differently like h a r e what does that to do with Fall Guys well in the story The the rabbit and the tortoise have a race and the rabbit loses cuz he got cocky like you just did so the turtle beat the rabbit and Fall Guys what yeah yeah sure okay I don't want any about your stories anymore Cody can you go downstairs and give me another Sprite uh can you say please go nerd fine I try to be nice to him I try so hard to be nice to him but he just doesn't get it maybe he's de dude I just don't understand I got your stupid Sprite why'd you get me a Diet one it's not diet yes it is look at the bottle it's clear that means diet well it doesn't say diet on it Cody listen green bottles are normal Sprite clear ones are diet well they have the same number of calories listen Cody listen I just go downstairs and get me a green bottle Sprite well this is all you had in the fridge there's no way shf he only bought Diet Sprite I don't think it's Diet Sprite it is Diet Cody show me where you got this Diet Sprite okay fine I guess I'll just wait here then look Junior I got them right here what they're all diet Sprites I don't think they're diet I think they just look like that no Cody they're definitely diet look they're right next to the diet coke okay well don't yell at me yell at whoever bought them do chfp you godamn off brand Muppet Chef B what do you want junior I'm trying to make double fried chicken why'd you buy Diet Sprite I didn't buy Diet Sprite I bought regular Sprite so you can get diabetes and die faster well there's nothing but Diet Sprite in the fridge there's no regular no it's not it's regular Sprite in the refrigerator then go check okay I'll check the stupid refrigerator you're going to see that it's diet here you go stupid read it it's regular Sprite not Diet Sprite duh no it's a clear bottle that means it's diet Chef peee I didn't put it in a clear bottle the company did idiot I want the green bottle Sprite look how about you just pour the liquid in here to a green bottle and call it a day no because it's diet I want regular green bottle Sprite well I don't know what to tell you I don't work for the company I'm not doing it okay let's go get Joseph and go to the store and get green bottle Sprite okay come on Joseph we're going to the store wait why because there's nothing but Diet Sprite downstairs I'm going to buy normal Sprite it's not diet yes it is Cody well maybe you should taste it and see if it is Diet I'm not going to drink Diet Sprite well it's not diet Junior don't you want to taste it to find out are you trying to say I need to go on a diet no because your mom should go on a diet no because she's fat just and overweight just taste it to see if it's diet no I don't need a taste it the clear bottle shows its diet so let's go to the store okay what's wrong Cody the news breaking news M K Sprite will only be sold in clear plastic bottles from now on sprite's old green bottles have been discontinued because they were harder to recycle and bad for the environment see Junior they're not diet they just look like that now what does it so lame no I don't believe it there's no way this has to be like an April Fool's prank it's November November Fool's listen no there's no way this is real let's go to the store and grab all the green bottle Sprites no it can't be true where's the green bottles where's the green bottles Jor you saw the news they get rid of the green bottles to help the environment well what about Mountain Dew they have green bottles do they not care about the environment I guess not I guess they also don't care about your teeth what kidney stones and what about seven up who the hell drinks seven up Cody if seven up can afford green bottles then Sprite can afford green bottles this is [ __ ] Cody I'm sorry Junior you're just going to have to get used to it no I don't have to get used to it this is Diet Sprite this is [ __ ] this is [ __ ] this is [ __ ] Junior I think we should probably leave the store now no Cody this is a stupid dumb Sprite Junior don't cry it's just a soda it's not just a soda Cody it's my entire life I love Sprite and they ruined it by putting in this clear crap well the green bottles are harder to recycle this is better for the Earth screw the Earth well don't say that Junior oh no no no no what has the Earth done for us well it gives us air and life no no no look we Chang the bottles to help it out but what does Earth do in return give us hurricanes and earthquakes volcanoes tsunamis yeah he has a point dude yeah Earth is bad why do we have to change the bottles to make earth happy Earth doesn't do anything for us look we still have cars outside that pollute the air we have airplanes that pollute the air changing the bottle is not going to do anything Cody well this is at least a start no listen I'm going to go grab a knife but why so I can go stab the grass to let Earth know I'm pissed Jor that's not oh I want to help screw you Earth Junior stabbing the grass isn't going to solve anything I want green Sprite bottles back oh dude can I have this back of chips good thank you Joseph littering ha Junior don't Litter I'm going to litter all I want did you just litter yeah screw the Earth well Junior you got to take it for littering I know I guess it's not the Earth's fault that the bottles are clear yeah exactly it's the Sprite company's fault so the Sprite compan is who I should stab but no don't stab anyone who do I stab to get the bottles back to green you don't have to stab anyone Cody I I hate these clear bottles it looks like a water bottle with a Sprite label on it I'm sorry Junior there's nothing you can do well I know I'll just stop drinking Sprite that'll make them change it what they're not going to change it just because one person stops drinking Sprite then I'll get the whole world to stop drinking Sprite you're not going to convince the entire world to stop drinking Sprite yes I am watch Joseph stop drinking Sprite okay dude I'll do it for you thanks buddy Cody stop drinking Sprite I'm still going to drink Sprite what the come on dude whoa you're a sucky friend wa it tastes the same no it doesn't I'm going to kick you until you stop drinking Sprite No don't kick me what ow ow stop stop kicking me stop it stop drinking Sprite you can't kick people into stop drinking Sprite I'll kick the whole world if I have to everyone stop drinking Sprite until they change the bottles back to green you can't kick everyone in the world stop kicking me that's how you start it yeah they start a movement Riot everyone burn down burn down a little Caesar green bottles don't burn down anything Junior this is stupid I need a green bottle Sprite well I mean I have a green can does that work the cans are still green what what but but it's green God it's still Sprite he just doesn't I I don't see the problem it's Sprite it's in a green can what he doesn't got what I [ __ ] ha what just talk to me I just Wast of Al what come on guys just tell me what's wrong uh just so we what come on it's it's a green C just explain the problem every time he say I know what I I don't get this what what do you guys Cody what okay it's the bottle I'm mad about not the can there's nothing wrong with the can the can's fine I'm not stop talking about the bottle the the bottle is what I want the bottle is what I want Cody okay but the green bottle the can is fine if the can was clear a green bottle dude yeah if the CL if the can was clear that would be sick wait wait wait wait but then it would be exactly the same as the clear bottle no I've never seen a clear can before Cody stop bringing up the can I want a green bottle Sprite that that's all I want that's all I care about what Junior you haven't even tasted it out of the clear bottle yet I bet you could blindfold me and I could sip uh sprite from the can and Sprite from that bottle and I could tell the difference I bet you couldn't yes I could it's going to taste diet cuz that is a Diet Sprite I bet you couldn't we should try it oh Joseph give me a blindfold okay we're trying this okay Junior one of these Cups has sprite from the can and one of these Cups has sprite from the clear bottle I'll be able to tell which one's the clear bottle cuz it's diet okay let me do this first one okay that's Sprite well yeah they're both Sprite hold on hold on that's Sprite too well yeah they're both Sprite they taste the same oh let me let me retry these Sprite uhhuh and Sprite do they taste exactly the same because they are I don't know they're both Sprite okay the one you just drank is from the clear bottle I knew that was diet that diet aftertaste oh my knew it that's why I kept trying them guys because I just knew one of them was off and it was that one it was so diet oh I can't get the taste out of my mouth Junior you didn't know until I told you no I knew it that's why I kept trying that one I like something's weird about that one has some DIY aftertaste I the clear bottle Cody I know it's the clear bottle but Junior they taste exactly the same no they do not listen I need Sprite in the green bottle I guess the only way I'm going to get that back is I have to go on eBay and buy it from someone that's auctioning one off nobody else cares okay guys I got my laptop o look this guy's selling a green bottle Sprite for $60 this guy's selling it for $34 Junior this is ridiculous you can't spend $60 every time you want a Sprite Cody I cannot drink that stupid clear bottle Sprite anymore look the green bottle Sprites are right here and these guys are selling it for that much money cuz they know it's valuable because the green bottle Sprite is better Junior this is stupid you can't afford to keep doing this every time I only drink three Sprites a day Cody Junior that's $180 a day well Cody look this clear bottle Sprite tastes like Diet Sprite it's crap and I'm not drinking it it's like a water bottle and the Sprite companies to stop being cheap okay well you can always just drink the can what it's a good idea not the can thing again just try it can you shut the [ __ ] up Cody I want the bottle Sprite okay wait wait wait you want the green Sprite right I need the Sprite in a green bottle I won't drink it unless the bottle's green okay okay I have an idea yeah this will make junior shut up about his stupid Sprite oh Junior I found a green Sprite Cody where did you find a green Sprite at oh I don't know oh my God can you get more oh yeah whenever you want one buddy this is so amazing thank you so much Cody Joseph I finally get to take a sip out of a green Sprite it's been years it's been like 9 minutes oh my God that's so amazing oh it's the best thing I've ever tasted thank you Cody I'm going to run around and tell the world I'm so happy wait dude where did you get that green sprite from it's just a clear bottle that I colored green oh you slide devil you but are you going to really color the bottle every time he wants one well yeah because that's what friends are foro beep wait what was that dude oh that was my outro you know like a cartoon like the screen goes all black and then like a little circle closes in on my face [ __ ] peei I'm starving when's dinner going to be ready dinner is almost ready Junior just be patient ew sh bab it's burnt no it's not Junior it's just a little black and everybody needs a little black in their life you know what that means I don't want to eat black ravioli Chef peee that's because you're racist well I'm not racist I just don't want to eat black ravioli cuz it's burnt I want something else what do you want junior God I don't know you burn everything you cook no I don't Junior I don't burn everything I cook well you know what just make me a bowl of cereal okay I can do that it's just cereal who who burns cereal you can't do that what's taking Chef so along with my cereal chefi why is it on fire is it not supposed to be no shouldn't be in cereal you burn everything you cook well I'm sorry Junior I don't don't cook cereal often you don't cook cereal all you do is pour it in the bowl sh can you just take me somewhere else to get something to eat fine come on Junior since you don't like my cooking okay Junior what do you want from McDonald's since I burned everything you're taking me to McDonald's yes Junior now what do you want Oh I want a Happy Meal oh no no I want to go inside and play in the play thing no no we're not going inside we're going through the drive-thru oh please can we go inside oh you want to hear my loudest please please Junior all right all right all right we're only going go in for 5 minutes and then we're coming right out okay 5 minutes okay let's go let's go God thank you so much for the Happy Meal Chef peee it's way better than your burnt food whatever Junior Hey kid can I have some of that food uh yeah sure no Junior keep walking that is a homeless man but he's hungry Chef peee look he's going to spend all of our money on boo he's not asking for money he's asking for food well he's going to trade your happy meal for Booze on the black market come on Chef peipe let me feed him no Junior he's homeless because he's made bad decisions in his life I was abducted by alien see see he should have been more careful come on Chef peipi we just need to love and care for him no no Junior he's a stinky bum stinky what his name stinky no junior he is stinky look look I'm getting in the car get in the car are you hungry little fella you want to come home with me mhm okay I'm going to try to find a way to sneak you into my house okay okay I'm going sneak you in my house okay so let me think of something you can get in the trunk of the car okay get in the trunk of the car Junior get in the car right now okay come on let's go let's go hey Chef peipe Junior hurry up and get in the car before I call your dad okay but uh can I put my Happy Meal in the trunk what why because I don't want the car to smell like food okay good idea but hurry up okay okay stinky get in the trunk of the car you're going to my house road trip yeah all right Chef peipi I'm ready to go what that's my Happy Meal it's supposed to be in the trunk what is it doing in the car oh uh uh I decided I want to eat it on the way home cuz I'm really hungry you told me you didn't want to smell in the car I know but but I decided I'm really hungry and I want to eat it so I changed my mind so what if I check the trunk what why would you do that because I saw you put that homeless man in the trunk what I didn't put the homeless man in the trunk how would you even see that I have a whole rearview mirror right here junior well I didn't put homeless man in the trunk you're seeing things you don't know what you're talking about well I'll just check I'm going check I'm going go check I'm going go check don't check don't check what am I going to do what am I going to do uh I'mma go check I'mma go check Junior such an idiot I saw him put him in the trunk what what are you doing you you idiot what am I [Music] doing okay stinky I'm going to sneak you up to my room okay just be quiet like a mouse squeak all right let's go all right stinky you can stay in Chef pee's bed since he's not going to be home for a while M comfy so is there anything you need stinky beer I I I can't buy that I'm not old enough no cheese balls o I think I have some cheeseballs cheeseballs Junior oh no my dad's coming sticky hide Junior where is Chef peee uh he went for a walk well it's time for him to cook dinner I know he's so lazy darn him well who is that in your bed uh that's a stinky Stacy Stacy yeah Stacy a girl from my school you know like the song Stacy's mom has got it going [Music] on [Music] and she's in your bed yeah things are moving really quick wow Junior you are a hound dog a hound dog I didn't know you were such a ladies man ladies man I can't keep him off me well how old is she is she at least 18 she's uh 40 40 yeah 40 it's Stacy's actual mom and she's got it going on and she's also the teacher assistant the teacher assistant in your bed I got I got to give the extra credit oh I raised my son right uh-huh you did we're about to get busy okay then get busy well do you mind sharing with your dad sh sharing yeah you know a little Eiffel Tower action look if she wants to see Paris tell her to meet me in my room wee wee oh that was close stinky okay so what do you want cheese balls okay I'll get the cheese balls just just stay in my room I don't want my dad seeing you cheese balls all right stinky here's your cheese balls cheese balls cheeseball man cheeseball man ew what's that smell peeee you peed the bed mhm why didn't you get up too comfy oh well we all have accidents my mama said I was an accident she did mhm well maybe we can give you a bath we clean you up mm- no scared of water you're scared of water yeah why water killed my grandpappy it did mhm Titanic oh I'm sorry already hear about that well is there anything else you want beer beer I'm not old enough to get it I told you that yeah I'll find it I always find it Bingo Bingo was his name oh oh I didn't know we had any beer I got my beer yeah you did you got it y beer beer fell on the ground it a waste of beer it's fine you got another one beer oh got my beer again yeah you got it again let's go upstairs and eat some cheese balls cheese balls and beer all right stinky you got your cheese balls and you got your drink happy you're happy uhhuh all right so I was thinking I could teach you a few tricks all right okay so I want to teach you how to play catch M try to catch this ball in your mouth all right all right okay you were really close U let's try again all right try to catch this ball on your mouth uhuh okay yeah a little bit better that time so let's try that again try to catch the ball on your mouth who's at the door hold on just stay here I got see who's at the door uh hello uh junior why is your dad's car parked in the front yard uh I thought that's where you parked it no you park in the driveway wait you drove wait yeah your dad let you drive uh yeah yeah he said that uh since I'm 11 I should start learning how to drive so I thought that's where you parked it because I don't want to walk all the way to the driveway so I parked it right there cuz it's it's easier to get to it oh well Junior you might be a genius yeah yeah so you guys want to come in and see my new pet wait you have a new pet dude what is it a snake a tamagachi even better come look guys okay all right guys be quiet he's sleeping Junior this is a homeless man a isn't isn't he cute but no Junior he's not a pet he's a grown man but I saved him what do you mean you saved him he was in a cardboard box and I brought him home Junior that was his house Oh I thought it was like a puppy in a box like free to a good home no Junior he's not a puppy he's a middle-aged man that probably has some kind of disorder but he's so happy well of course he's happy he went from living on the street to laying in shef pe's bed eating cheese balls I'd be happy too well I just want to take care of them well if you wanted to take care of someone take care of Joseph he's actually homeless yeah dude I don't have cheese balls but but but the but the homeless guy is so cute oh yeah he's real cute junior he smells like pee and he probably has life thank you for actually taking my side for once Cody oh don't mention it J God shut up nerd all right guys guys I just want to take care of him you know and and give him a nice home and feed him cheese balls junior he can't stay here so I have to get rid of him yes can we at least like you know clean him up and get him a job first Junior who is going to hire him look at him he's homeless and like I said he smells like pee what if what if what if what if he didn't smell like pee and what if we like you know got him a new outfit and and cut his hair and shaved and and made him look like like a normal person then someone give him a job well well maybe yeah yeah I think we should do the right thing and take care of him until he gets a job okay well yeah I guess that would be the right thing to do we could help him get back on his feet okay so so you clean him up cut his hair and everything and I'm going to go try to find him a job okay okay all right Cody I got a job interview lined up for him is he all cleaned up no no Cody why didn't you clean him up oh I tried Junior but I'm not going anywhere near him again I tried to brush his teeth and he bit me he bit you sure dud I think I have rabies now well why didn't you at least change his clothes oh I tried I tried to take off his shoes and he kicked me well then why didn't you at least like spray cologne on him and make him smell good oh I did but it didn't matter his stink overpowered the cologne I actually stuck a whole bar of soap down his pants but I don't know what happened to that I'll just have to go to the job interview like this okay well I mean hopefully the job interviewer won't care well what job did you have lined up for him uh anesthesiologist Junior what no that's the only job that would would would would come see him no no Junior no it's not it's not a good job for him no hold on I think that's the job interviewer no no uh hello hey buddy who parked the car Helen Keller oh man you know some of my patients tell me I should be a standup comedian but I don't know about all that what do you think well the guy's ready for the job you upstairs ouch that bad huh oh hold on hold on I got another one I got another one just let's see I already did the Helen Kella thing you know she's blind and whatnot and the car is not supposed to be there so what else what else okay okay got it got it hey I didn't know your house was a drivethru you you get it cuz like you drive drive through all right let's do the job interiew now all right so where's this guy who's ready for the job interview he's right here what is he under the hobo no he is the hobo hi what is this some kind of prank why would this be a prank well because there's a homeless guy laying on your couch with his pants around his ankles and you're telling me that he wants to be an anesthesiologist and I can see his junk so that's fun so he can't be an anesthesiologist no no he's a homeless man and being an anesthesiologist requires years of school it's a very hard job what does the anesthesiologist even do well they give people medicine to help him go to sleep during surgery well he sleeps all the time okay I'm sure he does but that's not what we want the anesthesiologist to do well he sleeps all the time he knows sleep and and who can help people go to sleep better than someone who sleeps all the time huh you know I never really thought about it like that okay kid you twisted my arm I'll give him a shot and see how he does you you you give him you give him the job yeah I'll give him the job what's the worst that could happen and so long story short the patient died they did yeah flatlined be what happened well I told him to administer the anesthesia and he injected the patient with all of it and then gave the rest to himself so he's going to be taking a nap for a little while oh so so does he at least get paid for what he did oh no no I'm being sued for malpractice so in a few days I might actually end up like him well come on can you give him another chance he he just messed up no an innocent man died today they found cheese balls stitched up inside the patient's pancreas it was open heart surgery so what happens now now he goes in lives back out on the street where he belongs and I get a lawyer and hope my job as a standup comedian works out well did you hear that stinky I'm sorry did you just call him stinky you let me hire a man named stinky to help with a surgery well I I don't know if that's his real name I just call him that cuz he is stinky oh no I noticed he was stinky I just didn't think that was his name because if I thought that was his name I never would have hired him in the first place I I just want you to know that well stinky whenever you wake up let's eat some cheese balls together oh man these cheese balls are good this bed smells like pee hey guys Junior I think the homeless guy peed in Chef pe's bed oh he did well how'd it go Junior oh he got the job what but then he got fired oh oh yeah so I'm just going to try to find him another job no no no Junior I have to talk to you about something serious wait you have another hemorrhoid no no not this time no Junior stinky needs to go to the bathroom no well I mean yeah probably but no I mean he needs to go away like to the vet no no Junior I'm saying you need to get rid of stinky get rid of stinky but why well Junior look stinky doesn't belong here he he needs to be outside what outside yeah he needs to be outside free in the wild with other stinkies so they can play but but but he seems like he's so happy here well I I know I know but I think he'd be much happier out there you do yeah it's where he belongs oh you really think he needs to go back outside yeah that's what would be best Junior okay I'll go tell him then poor kid hey stinky hey cheeseball man um is there any way I can talk to you by the front door okay yeah get up O Come on legs I feel like spaghetti meatballs all right all right stinky I'm going to talk to you right here you kicking me out uh kicking you out no I'm not kicking you out I just it's okay cheeseball man I've been kicked out of lots of places like McDonald's and the gas station and Walmart but you cheeseball man you were the only one that was nice to me you gave me so many cheese balls and you let me pee in your bed well I just really care about you and I really just want you to be happy stinky I love you cheeseball man I'll never forget you oh I love you so much stinky mhm I hope I see you again one day stinky uhhuh see you on the other side kid [Music] okay guys I got rid of them it was the right thing to do junior yeah you're a good dude dude oh thanks guys you know I do anything for you guys too right yeah yeah dude so um can I stay here since you were going to let that homeless guy live here uh uh Cody I never noticed how pointy your hat is yeah it's pretty pointy dude I'm literally homeless I live on the street every night Cody like is that like is that an ice cream cone what are you holding I think it's a wand dude I haven't had a good shower in weeks years oh can you even see out of those glasses Cody like they're so like blue oh yeah I can see fine God what will I be noticed Junior where are you you're so dead uhoh sh's back uh junior why is he so mad at you because I stole the car and left them at McDonald's wow okay so that's why the car is like that yeah that's why the car is like that Cody I need a favor from you I need to lie for me I'm not going to do that come on Cody please lie for me Jor you are so dead where is that homeless guy oh what homeless guy the homeless guy from McDonald's that you picked up I didn't pick up no homeless guy from McDonald's yes you did Junior you stole the car and I had to walk home 9 miles and my feet hurt you don't even have Fe shf peipi shut up and you could have called an Uber but I didn't have my phone cuz the phone was in the car idiot okay well first of all shfp I did not speed off in the car that wasn't me then who was it Junior it was Cody what Cody wasn't even in the car yeah he was remember he was he was at McDonald's remember and and then he he saw the car and he said uh junior let's go for a joy ride so he jumped in the driver's seat when you got out and then we sped off no no I didn't do that yeah yeah yeah you did you did do that no I didn't yeah yeah you did no I didn't yes you did but I didn't do it though you say you did Junior you know I Didn't Do It come on go you say you didn't Junior you just told me what happened you did it not me but you did it can you just say you didn't it but I didn't do it though just say you did it I'm not going to say it cuz I didn't do it you did you did do it though okay fine I did it see he said he did it yes I heard it I heard it all I see but I heard the whole conversation I heard you tell him to say it yeah see I didn't do it but but but but it ended with him saying he did do it so you heard that does anybody smell burning cereal oh no the kitchen oh yeah we left cereal on fire like earlier why was it on fire cuz she be Burns everything
