SML Movie: Jeffy's Jellyfish!

oh okay I stayed and he's not hanging out of my nose I need you to grab it yo Jeffy grab a tissue that's disgusting I'll try biting it don't bite it Jeffy that's gross don't lick it we have to grab a tissue or something no Daddy I need you to pull it hurry oh this is so gross hey oh thanks Daddy look Jerry that is disgusting look you're annoying me today what happened to your pencil oh I put it right here Daddy so I could sneeze wait it doesn't hurt your brain what brain that's right you don't have a brain look Jeffy you're annoying me I just wanna have a relaxing day inside so go outside and do something fun oh like go around your neighborhood and take pictures of the cats buttholes and make a collage and put it on your refrigerator that's disgusting Jeffy don't CBC count Buck collage how about you go fishing in the lake fishing yeah yeah look at this here's a fishing pole Jeffy it's a Spider-Man pole daddy why not Spider-Man's pole you like it when he shoots his web you think that's hot Jeffy shut up just go outside and try to catch something in the lake if you catch something I'll give you a prize what's your prize I don't know you have to catch something in the lake first to find out okay he's never gonna catch anything in that Lake there's no fish in it our little fishies prepare to suck my [Music] mouth oh man I guess the fishies aren't biting today oh what what is that oh power I think I got something I'm gonna rear you in you big bastard [Applause] what is that Daddy I caught something foreign ouch that sucks yeah I get stung by a jellyfish one time I'm in so much pain please help hey hey if I'm gonna listen to your story you have to listen to mine so I got stung by a jellyfish last summer yeah I remember it just like it was this summer but it was last summer I was at the beach with my wife Karen she was sunbathing and all the lifeguards thought she was a beached whale so they wanted to blow her up because that's what they do to beach whales and I was like no no that's not a beach whale that's just my wife and I was making the sand castle and oh it was the coolest sand castle ever you should have seen it and then out of nowhere this huge wave comes and just wipes out my sand castle so I'm like ass ocean so I run into the water and I start throwing Haymakers trying to teach that ocean a lesson but then the problem is I can't really swim too good and I get caught in a rip current so I get sucked out to sea and the Lifeguard sees me but he can't swim either I mean what a terrible lifeguard what kind of lifeguard can't swim so I'm just out there drowning and I think I'm gonna die so I'm looking for any way I can to save myself and then I see this jellyfish so I'm thinking oh I can just grab onto this jellyfish and ride them to shore so I grab onto the jellyfish's tentacles and he starts stinging the out of my hands so I'm like ass jellyfish and I start throwing Haymakers and every time I hit the jellyfish he's just stinging me more and more and I'm in so much pain I'm getting stung by a jellyfish and I'm still drowning I'm like five feet underwater by this point and then and then I see a scuba diver and he sees me and he puts his oxygen mask on me so I can breathe and he takes me back to Shore and I thank him and as I'm walking up the beach I step on a seashell and I'm like ass seashell so I start throwing Haymakers and then every time I hit the I hit the sand it's just hurting my hands more and more and I'm realizing it's cause that jellyfish stung me so then I go back into the ocean to find that bitch-ass jellyfish and then I go out there and the jellyfish pulls up in a box Chevy with all his buddies and they start kicking my ass and they're stinging me all over the place and one of them gave me a wet willy sting right in the ear that hurt like hell so then I get stung up and it's just a whole big problem and then finally I'm done at the beach and my wife won't even take me to McDonald's afterwards so yeah that's why I don't go to the beach anymore can you please help me I'm in so much pain were you even listening to my story yeah I was whatever look I know my my face hurts do I have to tell you another jellyfish story because I have one no no please please don't tell me more don't worry it'll be quick so me and my wife were scuba diving off the coast of Australia right and then we come up on this big dark scary trench and my wife wants to go through the trench but I want to go over the trench because it's a scary trench I'm saying there has to be monsters in there so we decided to go over the trench and we see this cute little jellyfish and my wife names it squishy and she starts touching it and I'm like don't touch it it's a jellyfish and then next thing we know there's all these jellyfish all around us and then we're like surrounded by jellyfish we're like a goddamn Forest of jellyfish and I'm like oh no what are we gonna do we're gonna get stung to death by all these jellyfish but then we realize we can get through the jellyfish by bouncing on top of them so then we start having like a jellyfish race to see who can get through the jellyfish Forest the fastest and I win obviously and then I look back and I see my wife and she's all tangled up in jellyfish tentacles getting stung so I'm like oh God I gotta go back and get her so I go back and I'm getting stung by all the jellyfish and I get stung so much I black out and when I wake up I'm on the back of a sea turtle and he calls me jelly man because I took on the jellies and he's like you were like whoa and I was like whoa and I was like wait this is this is Finding Nemo this didn't happen to me this this happened in fighting Nemo damn it I gotta stop doing that Melissa I'm in a lot of pain I don't have time for you to waste any more time my face hurts I got stuck by this jellyfish can you please help me okay hold on let me get my phone so I can Google what kind of jellyfish this is all right let's look at this jellyfish yeah what kind of jellyfish is it oh my God no no no no no oh God please no what what my wife is cooking pot roast for dinner oh God that's so gross it's all chewy and disgusting what kind of jellyfish is this you know one time my wife cooked pot roast and I spent all day just chewing it just chewing and chewing and chewing I'm like why you gotta be so chewy you ass pot roast so I started throwing Haymakers can you please find out what kind of jellyfish it is my face in so much pain oh right yeah I guess I'll just Google uh balls in jellyfish oh God ew don't Google that oh why would you even do that and look at that ew what's he doing to that jellyfish oh I don't know I'm a screenshot can we please find out what kind of jellyfish it is you're wasting so much time yeah you know what I actually know somebody who knows a lot about out jellyfish I'll just call my buddy sponge Robert Square shirt hold on let me find his number all right it's ringing hello hey Robert it's me Brooklyn guy oh hey Brooklyn guy well nothing's funny but listen I got this jellyfish here and I need you to tell me what kind it is oh I love jellyfishing me and Patrick go all the time I didn't ask that but look it's a blue jellyfish that has balls in it have you ever tried jellyfish jelly on a Krabby Patty it's so yummy yeah that does sound pretty yummy but can we please stay on track it's a Blue Jellyfish wait did you say a Blue Jellyfish that's no name Mr Krabs is gonna put in the factory if you don't give him back okay you have been no help at all I'm sorry about that man listen you're a doctor for God's sake find out what kind of jellyfish it is what if I die oh oh you know what I bet we can take a picture of it and then post that picture on some kind of jellyfish form and maybe somebody will recognize it oh look somebody knows what it is what is it it looks like it's the rare freshwater Westheimer blue tang accordion box jellyfish is it dangerous well it says here it's the most venomous jellyfish in the world venomous am I gonna die uh five minutes after you get stung it can cause brain hemorrhaging and then your organs are gonna shut down okay is there any way to stop is there a way to stop it that's the only way to stop it is you have to pee on the wound pee on the wound no one is gonna pee on my face I'll do it Daddy no no I'm not gonna let anyone pee on my face I guess you're gonna die then I mean okay fine if anyone's gonna do it I want you to do it you're a doctor me oh I would be honored you hear that Mrs Stevenson my third grade teacher I am somebody now I'm gonna pee on a man's face well let's let's just hurry up and get this over with I just just do it okay what do you want to do and I'm excited now uh We're not gonna do on the couch oh yeah this is too nice of a couch to save your life on yeah we could just we could just do it in the bathroom all right lead the way piss face I'm not that yet soon to be piss face uh listen is your pee at least clean uh I mean I gotta warn you I drink a lot of sodas and eat a lot of asparagus so my peas gonna be stinky okay I I don't I don't want to know that you should have told me that like listen let's just get this over with okay so we're in the bathroom okay I guess let's do it yeah just just just start just do it just get over with um can I shave first shave why you gotta shave well I haven't shaved in a while and I feel kind of gross down there I don't care I'm not gonna be looking at it just just be on my face okay but like I'm a gorilla not a shower so can I get it started a little bit no no I'm not gonna be looking at that just just hurry up save my life can you at least close your eyes I don't want you looking at it I would close my eyes but my eyes hurt too bad to close them okay so how are we gonna do this how about this how about you start peeing on the back of my head and now turn around really quick it goes on my face you want me to pee on your back and your face I'm gonna start charging at this point I just went okay with this okay I'll be down here by the bathtub you start peeing and then you just turn real quick and aiming at my face hmm I don't know I think I'm gonna get pee all over your bathroom I don't care just do it or or how about this I'll start I'll start in the toilet uh I don't like that I know you're in there okay how about this how about this how about I leave the bathroom then you get in the toilet and then I come in and pretend I'm just peeing like normal and then I'll pee right on your face but I won't look at you I'll just stare up here okay okay I like that okay leave okay I'll do it oh man I sure do have to pee foreign okay here I go oh God no this isn't gonna work I definitely can't do it now you look like some kind of piss Goblin oh you're not supposed to do it you weren't even supposed to look yeah I know but I had to lift the seat and you were just there and it was creepy okay how are we gonna do this like how about you just pee in a cup and throw it on my face no I think it has to be fresh out of my body does it say that on the website I don't know maybe I think so okay look okay we gotta find a way to do this like um what if I just laid on my back and just I peed on myself I I don't I don't think so I think it has to be somebody else's pee why I don't know that just makes sense to me okay listen um oh man um you want to just do it in the shower okay let's let's get in the shower okay and then once when the shower will feel better yeah okay we're in the shower let's do this okay let's do it why do you have your clothes off hold on I'm not gonna have my clothes on in the shower you're not getting wet well this way it feels more normal like I'm just peeing in the shower okay then just hurry up and do it well maybe you should take your clothes off too what no I don't need to take my clothes off well you're gonna get heal over them I don't care I just want you to save my life just hurry up and do it okay yeah well why aren't you doing it I don't have to go right now you don't have to go you said you drink a lot of sodas I do but for some reason I can't go oh okay well what can I do to make you more comfortable we gotta hurry up and do this uh maybe if you pee your pants that'll help why would me being my pants help you pee because we're both peeing then it's not weird what are you five we both need to be at the same time okay three two one I'm doing it I'm doing it well uh thank you for saving my life it's your thing anytime man you know I actually kind of liked it I think I'm weirdly into it Jeffy you're gonna get rid of this jellyfish because I don't want it stinging me because I don't want to get peed on again I don't want to keep him daddy you're not keeping this jellyfish throw it back in the Lego I don't care what you do with it just just get rid of it just just put it somewhere I don't care in the bathroom you know this actually kind of reminds me of this one time when the SML question popped up and [Music] thank you [Music]

Channel: SML

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Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, comedy, skit, entertainment, jeffys jellyfish, jellyfish, jellyfishing, sting, brooklyn guy, doctor, marvin, puppet, show, puppets, hilarious, laugh, adventure, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, logan, animation, amazing

Id: 5h6xOwpULZw

Length: 11min 22sec (682 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 16 2022