SML Movie: Jeffy Says The B Word!

[Music] hey donny i got my report card are there any f's on your report card um no are you lying no there's no f showing because jeffy if there's a single f on that report card we're not taking you to disney world all right well check this out boom not a single f on this report card all these daddy it stands for disneyland disneyland disneyland disneyland disneyland disneyland jeffy all these is not good yeah but it's still passing marvin there are no fs on his report card but ds are bad ds are passing and deeds are my nuts in your mouth ugh how old are you what old enough to have my nuts in your mouth good morning daddy jeffy look i guess that there's no f's we'll still take you to disney world oh really i'm gonna go pack my stuff right now but you have to get better grades next time marvin i don't think we have enough money for all three of us to go oh you're right we're really poor right now i think we could buy two tickets okay i think you and jeffy should go so you can have a father-son trip i guess you're right me and jeffy haven't spent a lot of time together i'll go buy two tickets at disney world okay all right baby i got me and jeffy two tickets to disney world oh you and jeffy are gonna have so much fun yeah i hope so jeffy are you ready to go yeah dang sure am jeffy what is that oh it's tow mater without the tub no not tow mater you got mask what are you wearing oh it's the piglet mask i found in your closure where did you get that i've never seen that mask before in my life jeffy take the piglet mask off no i want to wear it in disneyland on on the run you can't wear that on the rides in disneyland you got to take it off by going show windy pooh he's best friend pick one he already knows his best friend piglet you gotta take that mask off right now no damn i want to wear your piglet mask take it off jeffy look you can you can take tomato you just can't take the mask oh okay daddy oink oink so marvin are we going to talk about the piggy mask we're not going to talk about the piggy mask okay all right daddy i'm ready going disneyland all right jeffy grab your ticket at disney world and let's go what grab your ticket at disney world disney world i didn't want to go to disney world i wanted to go to disneyland jeffy disneyland and disney world are the same thing no you're not i've already been to disney world and now i want to go to disneyland jeffy they're basically the same place uh no you're not because disney world is the world of disney and disneyland is the land of disney and i've never been to disneyland so that's where i want to go jeffy if you've been to disney world there's no reason to ever go to disneyland disney world is bigger it has epcot and hollywood studios and everything i don't care i've already been at disney world and i want to go to disneyland jeffy disneyland is all the way on the other side of the country in california we live in florida disney world is in florida so we need to go to disney world i don't care how far disneyland is i want to go there because i've never been there jeffy i already bought tickets to disney world these tickets only work at disney world so we're going to disney world wait let me see let me see let me look real quick they're only good at disney we already read it well right here it says that it's good for disneyland or disney it doesn't say that yeah it's right here it does not say that it does not say that oh you want me to lie and say that the tickets are for disney world not disneyland i've already heard you you just don't want to take me to disneyland because you think i'm ugly you're precious disney world doesn't think you're ugly disneyland thinks you're ugly so we don't want to go to disneyland if you don't take me to disneyland i'm going to get all up to my report card and wear the piggy master school every day oh no no no no no no no okay okay we'll go to disneyland we're gonna go to disneyland okay okay i'm gonna buy plane tickets god we have to fly to california i'm afraid of flying baby can you just go with them oh no marvin i have a bunch of appointments okay okay i'm gonna buy the plane tickets let's just go to the airport jeffrey we're going to disneyland yay [Music] hey donny hey danny hey danny what jeffy what do you want good come good god dwindling no i'm not going to go out the window i'm afraid of heights hey make your work doing jeffy leave the passengers alone oh you have peanuts can i show me your peanuts no oh man daddy can you give me some peanuts the guy behind you said i had to get my own i'll ask the flight hitter just shut up jeffy because if i could get some peanuts right now that would be the ball jeffy you cannot say that whoa can't say bomb excuse me sir uh yes i got a complaint from another passenger that said that you were threatening the plane with a bomb what no no no no my son said mom and i told him not to say bomb see you just said it again no no i was just saying what i'm saying see now you're saying it so much i'm thinking maybe you got one up your butt and you want to use it no hey sir i'm going to have to ask you to calm down i am calm i just don't like planes oh you don't like planes so you want to get rid of it no no no no no i don't like flying you don't like flying so you want to force the plane down no no no no no you're being ridiculous sir if you don't calm down i'm gonna have to strap you to the seat i am calm all right that was pretty rowdy i'm gonna have to stretch this off this is ridiculous all right sir when we land we're gonna untie you and we're gonna give you a cavity search this is so stupid danny how did you get an extra seat belt jeffy i'll kill you i'll kill you come over here i'll kill you [Music] breaking news okay a plane was forced to make an emergency landing after a man threatened the plane with a bomb marvin oh my god sit down there you marvin what is going on well jeffy headline i'll tell you what's going on your husband threatened to playing with a bomb did you stop the damage get it out jeffy wanted peanuts on the airplane and jeffy said if he got peanuts it would be the bomb and i said jeffy don't say bomb and then he heard me say bomb and then he stuck his hand up my butt looking for a bomb see officer it was just a mistake no no nobody says bomb on a plane unless they have one what if the person's flying to bombay what did you just say get down let me check your butt again i don't have a bomb in my butt that's exactly what somebody with a bomb would say officer what is going to happen well your husband's on a no-fly list which means he can never fly on a plane ever again well i'm afraid of flying so i don't care so are we still going to disneyland oh we're not going to disneyland after this [Applause] i hate crying people like whenever i arrest somebody and they're like that's not mine you just planted that in my car i saw you and it's like i had to plant it there because i had to meet my arrest quoted jeez anyway now i don't want to see you on a plane ever again buddy you hear that little man stop stop poking me don't boot my nose ugh so how are we gonna get to disneyland look jeffy look we we can just drive disneyland but it's gonna take like three days so we'll leave tomorrow okay good all right i'm hungry can you take me somewhere nice baby i just got put on a no-fly list do you think i want to go to a restaurant come on somewhere nice i can see if we can get a reservation to harryhausen's hairy houses but it's impossible to get a reservation not for googly bear let's go baby okay can i come haha please please please what no you're not gonna go with us you never take me anywhere you're a dumb friend marvin how did you get us a reservation at harry houses i didn't we're just sitting at a random table marvin what if they kick us out baby they're not gonna kick us out we're already sitting here excuse me but unfortunately we are closing in five minutes oh no baby don't worry look we already know what we want can we just order what can i get you baby hurry up and look at the menu okay let me see oh marvin i can't see it from here just order uh sushi and chocolate cake okay uh do you guys have sushi we are now closing in four minutes oh no no no i know we want uh can we get the the dynamite roll okay and then can i get the the chocolate cake chocolate cake sir yeah yeah it's right here i don't believe we have a chocolate cake on the menu well yes yes you do it it's right here it says chocolate cake read it oh you must be referring to the chocolate smothered calamari no no no that's up here we're talking about the chocolate cake under desserts i'm sorry sir i'm afraid i don't have my reading glasses you'll have to read it for me it says chocolate don't you know the menu no i'm sorry we changed the menu every day marvin just ordered the chocolate cake okay can i please get the the chocolate bomb cake boom bomb this man claims to have a bomb evacuate the bill no guy with a chocolate bomb cake freeze you're under arrest wait it's you again now you're threatening a restaurant with a bomb officer it's just a misunderstanding yeah i was just trying to order food off the menu little it says chocolate bomb cake cc right there yeah but the waiter said you also tried to order the dynamite roll why are you only ordering explosive menu items she wanted sushi and the only sushi was the dynamite roll and she wanted chocolate cake and the only chocolate cake was a chocolate bomb cake i was just trying to order the cake but earlier you threatened a plane with a bomb so why did you think you should be ordering explosive menu items you could have ordered literally anything else on the menu like the like the lady baltimore cake whatever the hell that is or the buttercorn pudding huh why not that or the oh my god look at these prices jesus christ i should be arresting the owners for robbery oh my god wait special shrimp oh hold on scoot over i mean i'm gonna arrest you but i mean a man's gotta eat i'm hungry what's in the special shrimp stir-fry waiter i need a waiter excuse me can an officer get some goddamn service over here you know protect and serve wait a minute oh yeah that's right they evacuated the building because of the bomb the bomb that's right you're under arrest now bend over so i can check your boy all right that's it you're not allowed outside anymore you're under house arrest house arrest why because you won't stop talking about bombs you already threatened a restaurant and a plane i can't trust you this whole thing's a misunderstanding and i'm getting real tired of sticking my hand up your butt i'm gonna have to start wearing gloves because i'm getting tired of cleaning my fingernails i was just trying to order food at the restaurant it's called chocolate bomb key that's what it was called i mean those itches oh god your house stinks wait wait wait a minute it's not your house it's your ass ew wash your hands wash your ass what's gross no don't wipe out me why it's your stink it's your ass you can stop it oh this whole thing was a misunderstanding what can i do to stop all this well if you could get a witness that could testify that you weren't really talking about a bomb then i guess i could let you go well my son jeffy he knows this whole thing started over peanuts he knows i wasn't talking about bombs okay well if you can get him to tell me you weren't talking about bombs and i'll leave you alone okay let me go get my son no no no no i can't leave you alone with him you might threaten him to make him say that you're gonna have to bring him here okay baby can you send jeffy a text what do you want me to do send a text send x like the explosive no no i said send a text i heard semtex can you send a text message to jeffy and tell him to come here okay you're crazy like you're going crazy no i think you're crazy so i'm gonna give you a psychological test okay now how many fingers am i holding up not my thumb not your thumb yeah how many fingers do you see i see four c4 like the bomb i'm gonna check your body oh god ew oh man would you like not wipe what's going on i don't expect someone to give me a cavity search i'm not prepared so you're just sitting like that doesn't it itch oh hey jeffy tell the officer no no no let me ask him i don't want you like stringing him along or something okay jeffy i have a few questions for you so like do you guys not own toilet paper what's going on here what do i ask about the peanuts the bombs right okay so jeffy now has your father ever said anything about hating planes yeah oh really i don't like planes i'm afraid of blind now jeffy do you think your father would like it if all the planes just exploded yeah oh really i i don't like planes like i don't like flying now jeffy does your father have a lot of gasoline somewhere yeah in his car oh really all cars have gas in them then why don't you get a tesla because because they're expensive oh really all right jeffy i have one more question for you now is this whole thing actually just about you wanting peanuts yeah cause i wanted peanuts and i asked my dad for some and i said if i got some peanuts it would be the bomb oh the bomb like a good thing yeah yes it's like a good thing like like oh those are the bombs oh well don't i feel silly well yeah there's a big misunderstanding so you understand it now yeah okay yeah i know i understand you're free to go offline wait a minute unless he's in on it and you actually do have something up your butt that i didn't find the first three times no there's nothing on my butt okay i'll make you a deal let me search your butt one more time and if i don't find anything other than dingleberries you're free to go no there's nothing on my butt marvin don't you want this to be over yeah your ass is on the line okay fine do it one more time yes all right i didn't find anything so you're free to go and i went up to the elbow this time thank god it's over dude when are we leaving for disneyland daddy we're not going to disneyland guess what simmons you owe me 100 bucks no i might yep that's right you bet me that i couldn't get the same guy to let me give him a cavity search four times in one day and i did it so smell it and weep oh god here take your hundred leaves [Music]

Channel: SML

Views: 19,345,081

Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeff, jeffry, funny, jokes, comedy, skit, entertainment, airplane, brooklyn guy, puppet, puppets, show, hilarious, laugh, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, chives, butler, fancy, logan, lance, lovell, marvin, adventure, joke

Id: DK245M7XamA

Length: 12min 53sec (773 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 24 2021