SML Movie: Jeffy Gets Glasses [REUPLOADED]

[Music] [Music] jeffy stop it you don't point lasers in people's eyes why because you're gonna make people go blind what's blind it's when you see nothing but black oh so were we blind when we went through that neighborhood and you locked the doors and rolled up the window no no no jeffy no i i did that because it was raining but it was shiny outside no jeff no blind is when you can't see anything oh ow oh well you're definitely stopping you're not playing with laserally you probably just damaged your eye hey there uh sorry to interrupt your little video here but uh for legal reasons i just have to come in and say do not shine lasers in your eyes okay you will go blind all right don't do what jeffy just did don't shine lasers in your own eyes or somebody else's eyes or your dog's eyes because they will go blind seriously okay okay let me ask you a question do you like singing you know do you like watching videos like this or looking at colors or playing video games well if you do then don't shine lasers in your eyes because you will go blind you'll never see anything ever again got it you be careful with those lasers don't even play with lasers all right and um and don't do drugs oh okay let's do an eye test uh jeffy what letter do i have on the top of my head a zebra what a zebra jeffy no it's a letter the letter m okay uh how many fingers am i holding up oh a glove no jackie i have five fingers i'm gonna call a doctor but you're wearing a glove hey there so you're finally ready to put him down huh wait what the dog he's paralyzed so you're putting them down wait no that's not why i called you i called you because jeffy shined a laser pointer in his eyes and i think he hurt his eyes oh so i won't really be needing this then there we go so what's going on well jeffy i think he hurt his eyes with the laser pointer so i want to do an eye exam oh okay i'll be right back i'll get this stuff hey jeffy can you move your stupid dog yeah come on poop butt all right jeffy so for this first test i'm gonna show you a picture and i need you to tell me what you see okay okay all right jeffy now in this picture do you see a big fat uh kinda kinda you you kinda see a big fat cow oh okay jeffy if you see her how many fat rolls does she have count the fat rolls wait wait how's this gonna help oh it's gonna help because if you can't see the fat cow in this picture he is definitely blind you can see this from space you see this picture it was taken with the hubble telescope well it looks like a nice wedding it was on the beach oh yeah he was on the beach in honolulu but people kept running up to me thinking that there was a beached whale but no i had to tell them that's that's just my wife oh did you fly to hawaii oh oh i flew but the plane had a weight limit so old shamu he had just had to swim yeah we had to lure her to the island with buckets of chum oh well i mean it looks like a nice wedding oh yeah it was pretty nice you know there were finger foods but maybe not for deborah here for her they were more like fist foods just grabbing grabbing fistfuls you know at the table everybody else had spoons but not her she had a shovel and instead of a flower girl we had a candy girl with a trick or treat bucket we had to have a trail of treats just to lead her up to the altar and instead of a bouquet she had a bucket of chicken that she threw over her shoulder but don't worry nobody got any because she ate all the chicken it was just an empty bucket well well what about a wedding ring oh yeah i got her a wedding ring yeah it was an onion ring see she ate the engagement onion ring so i got her another one but don't worry that one didn't last long either well why does she look happy in the picture oh oh yeah she's just hungry yeah there was a buffet across the street so she's daydreaming in this picture oh well well why don't you do the classic pick her up picture you know um because i like my back you know i tried to rent out a crane but i spent too much money on food yeah so so jeffy do you see the fat moo okay yeah it's oh yeah okay so i'm gonna go get the next test okay get the next test i have one more question about your wife okay go ahead uh did you have a nice honeymoon oh no we didn't have a honeymoon now she just wanted a moon pie and don't worry she got it she ate it all up oh okay jeffy so for this test i'm gonna need you to read these letters from top to bottom okay okay i see i am hilarious hey why are you watching me pee you pervert oh my god can you can you give him a real test oh it is a real test look you read the first four letters all right jeffy can you read the bottom row for me uh i can't chant okay how about now oh all right so he does have some vision problems but he's not totally blind well what do you recommend i mean do you really want my judgment i mean look what i married well no like you're an eye doctor do you think you should have glasses i mean sure if you want them to get picked on all right i'll be right back all right there you go daddy why do i gotta wear these because the thor what was that for oh i'm just getting them ready hold on window face lady gaga goggles nose sandwich with glass bread goggletron 3000 kid from stuart little and uh harry potter okay so why'd you do that oh well see now people can't pick on them because i already did oh well thank you i guess oh yeah you're not going to be thanking me when you get my bill all right jeffy it's time to take you to school come on all right daddy all right crafts today we're going to be learning why the great wall of china is so great first of all big wall was built to keep montgorium out big stupid mongolian tried to steal egg roll egg roll and sacred food in china top of pyramid so big wall built to keep montgomery big stupid mongorian out of our egg roll patches any questions hey nerd can you see into the future with those glasses you know what hold on let me check oh wait yeah the future is telling me something it says if you keep talking you gon get hit well we could fight but i'd be picking glass out of my fists after breaking that windshield on your face oh great jeffy you broke your glasses well daddy your bully was making fun of me so i had to beat him up hey there oh what happened to his glasses did my ex-wife sit on him i'm just kidding i know she wasn't here i would have heard her leave a boom boom boom uh well anyway jeffy's glasses are broke so what are we gonna do now oh well that's the only pair of glasses i had um well we could try contact lenses contact lenses uh yeah they're like little glasses that you just stick in your eyes so you don't need glasses oh wait that's not like it hurts oh only the first time do it your butt yeah see he gets it okay i guess we'll try contact lenses all right i'll go get them all right this is a contact lens wow that's tiny that's what she said uh oh oh that's sad that is what she said well how how does it work oh well we just stick this in his eye and then he can see better okay all right jeffy i'm gonna stick it in your eye is what i said to my ex-wife ah i i said that when i was putting in a contact lenses oh okay well joy jeffy uh hold still he's gonna put it in your eye okay here we go jeffy poor you're a filthy jeffy what's wrong they poke me in the eye okay contact lenses are not gonna work because jeffy's gonna freak out what do you want me to do well what are our other options um well we tried glasses and we tried contact lenses so i guess our only other option is lasik eye surgery lasik eye surgery what is that well it's where we take these little lasers and we shoot him into his eye until he can see better wait lasers to fix his eyes yeah well because he hurt his eyes by shooting a laser in his eye oh oh really i i thought he went blind from looking at that picture my ex-wife should she'll make anybody blind well well lasik is does it hurt uh jamal tell them about your lasik eye surgery yo um daddy am i blind uh uh did the lasik eye surgery hurt no my eyes were perfectly fine yeah where is your shirt go put a shirt on get out of here yeah who's that that's my friend's kid i'm watching him for the weekend it's a whole thing but see lasik eye surgery doesn't hurt all right so i guess we'll do that then all right jeffy let's go to the bathroom all right what's taking so long uh hey there uh what's up doctor um i lost you lost him yeah i i i lost him jeffy's dead no jeffy no i'm talking about jamal i lost jamal i don't know where he is yeah oh there you put on a shirt jesus what about jeffy oh yeah his surgery went fine he's right there hey daddy why is he wearing sunglasses um because he's cool beans because he's hot because he's this week's flavor what oh yeah my pee pee's made out of cream cheese yeah cream cheese okay so why does he have to wear sunglasses oh oh really it's just to protect his eyes from the light yeah they're very sensitive after the surgery well is his vision fixed uh let's find out jeffy in this picture do you see the big fat ugly stinky [Music] hey guys it's logan i'm here with jeffy hey guys what doing and we're gonna play another game of what's in jeffy's diapers where you guys post a comment and you guess what is in jeffy's diaper so here's your hints it's something really really tiny it's a secondary color yeah it's really tiny and it's a secondary color so post a comment of what you think is in jeffy's diaper and you'll win a shout out from jeffy we'll shout out your channel so guys post a comment what do you think is in jeffy's diaper jeffy what do you think it is pump my poop pipe you

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Length: 10min 52sec (652 seconds)

Published: Thu May 13 2021