Fluffy Bits Season 3 Episode 1 | Gabriel Iglesias

so the one thing I want to definitely make sure that happens here tonight is that I'm going to make sure that not only the people in the room here tonight that are not natives of Hawaii but the people around the world find out things about Hawaii you never knew first things first the proper pronunciation is hav just so the world gets to hear it right at least once and believe me I understand exactly how you feel I totally get it for me it's not Mexico it's Mexico I'm with you whenever people come to the island you know there's certain things people like to do aside from the surfing or the you know the hiking or the you know the traditional things people always see the the the movies and the one thing that always stands out is the LI out people always see the L you always see the guy with the fire you know he comes out and he makes a stance and you know and I'm still that looks cool I want to let you guys know how you can tell if you're about to have a real genuine experience versus some of the more diluted things that have happened here on the island let me explain if you're going to go for a Lu out make sure you do some research okay don't just go to any luau I'm going to tell you how you can tell if you're on a bad one there's always a bus involved that takes you from the hotel to the Lu that's a given when you get on the bus there's a driver and there's always the person that's the host if the host gets on the bus and you hear this hello and Aloha everyone welcome aboard the king kameha Maya Lua experience my name is Reagan I am not a native of Hawaii I'm actually from Oregon but I have been living here now for 3 weeks and you only need a few days and you're basically a native we're going to have such a great time it's going to take us exactly 35 minutes to get from here to our destination I've timed it all week don't even worry about it this is our driver his name is taka taka has been here on the island for over 75 years he is so hardcore he has taking a liking to me he says I remind him of his daughter he's so sweet he calls me his little punani he is so nice so nice so I have gone online to do some research to find out the type of conditions we're going to have today and there is a slight chance of rain Excuse me yes sir uh what happens if it rains you have nothing to worry about I took the liberty of stopping off at an ABC store and purchasing some umbrellas and some ponchos so we're covered Excuse me yes sir are we going to stop somewhere to get something to eat maybe or get some some some film absolutely you have nothing to worry about it's going to be the best time ever stay away from that tour this is how you know when you're on a real Lua experience the driver you know is there the bus and then the guy gets on and you hear this all right everybody hey hey brother turn it down turn it down all right everybody I'd like to welcome you aboard is we're going to Germaine's laau okay my name is uh is Reno you can call me cousin Reno I know uh but don't worry I'm not your real cousin so don't ask for money right yeah anyway we're going to have a really good time today it's going to be a great day here on the island is going to be beautiful Excuse me yes sir uh how long is it going to take for us to get to the luau uh actually brother he going um we're going to get there Hawaiian Time what does Hawaiian Time mean it means we get there when we get there pardon me I have another question yes sir uh I I understand it's going to rain today what happens if it rains oh you going to get wet excuse me excuse me yeah are we going to stop somewhere to get something to eat or get some fil hey sit down my hole are you talking to me hey Mary I'm talking to you brother sit down and for the rest of the bus is wondering what mahu is it means he really likes coconuts yeah yeah oh love he

Channel: Gabriel Iglesias

Views: 165,500

Keywords: George Lopez, Alfred robles, Paul Rodriguez, Gabriel Iglesias, Mr. Iglesias, Fluffy

Id: 0Ds7ATQegGY

Length: 7min 18sec (438 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 24 2024