SML Movie: It's Ya Boy Duggie!

[Applause] okay we're all just yelling at him jeffy grab him what's the guy booger no biting the pillow okay he just bit me marvin what's gotten into booger he's been destroying everything lately i don't know he just bit me we should call it vet and see if he has mad cow disease um daddy booger's not a cow but i know jeffy that's what make sure he doesn't have rabies i'm calling a bit hey there somebody call a vet on his lunch break see the chicken leg i put this chicken down an hour ago the family's still crying but i told him don't worry mr klucken's is delicious so what do you want so vet do i call you vet i don't know can i call you unemployed bald man well listen look i have this pet dinosaur and he won't stop destroying stuff and acting crazy we don't know why he's acting like that uh-huh well i'm not an expert but it seems to me like he's a dinosaur and that's just what dinosaurs do but i want him to act like a house cat you know i want him just to lay around and sleep well you know what they say you can't turn a into a housewife so why would you be able to turn a dinosaur into a house cat i i think that's how the saying goes look my main point is my first wife was a marvin maybe booger's lonely and we should get him another dinosaur friend oh yeah two dinosaurs that seems like a good idea you know because the first dinosaur's destroying everything so yeah a second dinosaur should even things out this is turning into jurassic park well maybe i don't even know where we would get another pet dinosaur from well i guess you could always get a portal gun that'll open a portal through time and then just grab a dinosaur out of the past but i don't know where you'd get one of those so don't even ask me yeah baby i don't know what we're gonna do you know actually my great grandfather was a tinkerer he would tinker from time to time and i think one time he tinkered up a portal gun like that i think i have it laying around the attic somewhere so can we have it i guess i can take a look for it here hold my chicken leg don't bite it it's mine all right i'm back behold the portalgun 5000. this bad boy can open up a portal to any place and any time but it doesn't have very much juice left i think we only have one shot at this okay so what's the plan okay the plan is i'm gonna open up a portal up there then we're gonna take some kind of food and tie a string to it and throw it through the portal and go fishing for a dinosaur why don't we use your chicken leg oh i wanted that okay hey lady woman um rose no that's a kind of flower okay what you're gonna do is tie a string to that chicken leg right now no two years from now go fine really you picked her to be your wife what's the rest of the plan okay so what we're gonna do is whenever she gets back eventually with my chicken leg with a string on it we're gonna throw it through the portal and whenever we feel a tug on the string we know a dinosaur's biting it then we just yank the dinosaur through the portal why don't we just go in the portal and grab the dinosaur ourselves are you kidding me i don't want to go back to dinosaur times it's scary what if we get stuck there there's no mcdonald's or hulu okay your plan's good okay good where's my goddamn chicken leg it's right here okay good you hold on to that okay let's make this portal everybody stand back oh booger come back oh cool it actually worked all right throw the chicken leg in it okay give it to give it to me [Music] all right now we just have to wait for something to pull on the string wow that's a big one oh man whatever dinosaur this is must love chicken whoa marvin he's fighting me help me oh he's pulling really hard yeah you know the way he's pulling you think he was my ex-wife you know because she's fat and she loves food where'd he go oh that chicken with goo he can talk huh i guess when scientists found dinosaur fossils they didn't find out if they could talk or not can you guys please give me some old chicken please well you're hungry oh i'm so hungry all i've had today is a happy meal a happy meal so they did have mcdonald's back then i guess we can go to kfc or pop eyes oh the kfc yeah but the reason we brought you here is because we have another dinosaur that you we want you to hang out with oh is it my cousin pookie because his ass when we find owls i i don't know if it's a pookie but but booger get in here oh here you go pookie ass you owe me five oh don't you run away from me pookie you know you owe me money oh is it today's pookie yeah that poogie right there okay well look how about we'll go get you some kfc or some popeyes and you can eat that but we need you to hang out with booger and teach them how to act right okay i ain't no babysitter unless you're gonna pay me some money oh we'll pay you in chicken so okay so you teach booger how to act normal and i'm gonna go get you some chicken my okay well i did everything i came here to do so i guess i'm just gonna take my tinker gun and go home all right i got you a big bucket of kfc chicken oh thank you so much you're so good to me what's your name is white boy my name is marvin oh marvin the chicken man what's your name my name is your boy dougie dougie no your boy dougie i have to say that your boy part every time yeah ross ain't gonna know who you talking to all right your boy dougie this is your bucket of chicken oh my chicken thank you so much you got anything to drink uh yeah let me see what i got all right the only thing we had to drink was grape kool-aid oh the kool-aid is it yeah it's good i mean i don't know look at the ingredients and see if there's anything you don't like flat milks how about i make you a glass of it all right all right here's your glass of water wait a minute you already ate all the chicken yeah cause it was really good can i please get some more chicken maybe try the powder no you're not getting any more chicken you're still gonna have some kool-aid oh that purple is cooling yeah pour some in the cup all right all right now drink that oh that was so good can i have some more well you haven't finished the glass yet but i still want you to put a little bit more kool-aid in there oh you want more kool-aid yeah all right that's enough can you put a little bit more in there well i don't want to overflow it well i want you to do what olive garden does when they put the cheese on the salad i'll tell you when to stop okay keep going keep going okay this seems like it's a lot no please keep going oh okay i i i don't think i don't think we should put any more no keep going i ain't tell you to stop you i i don't want it it's overflowing all right that's good okay that's good all right they go your boy dougie there's your kool-aid thank you so much no i'm gonna get booger so or or your your cousin pooky just don't make a mess but boogers stop it all right your boy dougie can you please stop booger from being a bad dinosaur how was i supposed to do today i don't know he destroys stuff and i want him to stop it i mean i could try hey stop it well i've done all i could do hey marvin you mind if i get some more purplish kool-aid some fried chickens no no more kool-aid and fried chicken until we stopped booger from being bad hey danny god blind call of duty but no jeffy no call of duty until you finish your chores i don't want to do my chores go do your chores today oh what's it called noodles it's a video game that jeffy plays like a shooting game what can i try to play i mean are you a dinosaur can you even play it i mean i can try oh look i'm so good at the game i really need to focus on booger marvin can i please have the map out how much are the map packs twenty dollars plus packs and fees look here's my wallet all i want you to do is grab my credit card out of it and all you can do is buy the map packs do not buy anything else but the map packs you hear me okay you can trust me all right booger hey i'm about to go shopping boy i'm about to give me some new shoes about to get me a chain better give me a hat yeah boy doggy don't take his wallet [Applause] where'd you get all this stuff your wallet what my wallet was how much were those shoes 500 what 500 what 500 coming to that chain three stacks three stacks like oreos double stuff well i told you all they didn't buy the map packs oh i forgot about the map packs hold on we can do those real quick no no no you gotta go where are we going no no not where are we going where you're going you're going back to prehistoric times i don't want to leave here i get fried chicken i get call of duty and i get purple as kool-aid yeah but you're overstated you're welcome you're supposed to help with booger oh you need help with the booger yeah here get that booger out but no no that's the dinosaur oh you mean pooky ratchet ass pookie get in here boy man stop being a i do what i can do no no i am calling the vet you're going back hey there you called me back ask me about the bacon why do you have bacon i just put down porky pigs that's all folks oh listen i want this second dinosaur to leave oh how about that the second dinosaur was a bad idea who could have seen that coming well listen this dinosaur is not destroying stuff he's just spending my money and mooching off me yeah it sounds like my first wife so look i want him to go so can you like grab that portal gun make a portal and we throw them back you know what we should have done is done that to begin with and have no dinosaurs because dinosaurs shouldn't be pets okay you know if you make a portal i'll throw both dinosaurs in the portal and we won't have any more dinosaurs okay well lucky for you i already brought my portal gun because i thought this might happen all right so make the portal everybody stand back it it's it's not working well shake it till something comes out it's not my wiener and that's an old vet joke i'll try again nope nothing's happening i think it's out of juice well we'll tinker with it make them happen hey i'm not the tinkerer my great grandfather was i can't just tinker a portal gun like this okay well think of something that's a good one but no really i can't fix this was tom stuck with him yeah it looks like it oh where am i gonna sleep well no can i take him to like the pound or like like let him loose outside no no no no no no if anybody found out what we were doing here i'm pretty sure the cia would kill us dinosaurs are not supposed to be here and besides you can't just let him loose in the wild what if he mates with a goose or something you have like a dino goose nobody wants that okay so i have to stick with he has to stay here yeah at least until we make another portal gun okay your boy dougie you get to stay here but there's gonna be some rules okay what type of rules all right well you're gonna help with booger every day what no more tissue no boogers your stupid dumb cousin pookie okay well i ain't doing enough of a boogie until you give me my five hours oh okay i'll get you your five dollars okay that's fine so what do dinosaurs eat um people okay yeah how about you just eat chicken every day would that be good okay i love me some kfc and i love me some kool-aid okay so you get chicken and kool-aid but you'll help with booger i've been pookie every day so thank you vet thank you for trying can you just even get the portal gun to work in the future i guess i'll try [Laughter] well baby it looks like we have two dinosaurs at least pookie has a friend well don't call him oh marvin i still need the map [Music]

Channel: SML

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Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, comedy, skit, entertainment, black yoshi, call of duty, kooliad, kfc, chicken, joke, hilarious, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, booger, dinosaur, puppet, puppets, show, brooklyn guy, laugh, friends, friend, marvin, rose, portal

Id: TyzowbuYnWk

Length: 10min 43sec (643 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 27 2022