SML Movie: Detective Jeffy [REUPLOADED]

[Music] jeffy it's time for dinner once for dinner daddy uh don't you say it green beef wrong answer daddy ah jeffy why do you shoot me in the face with a tennis ball blaster cause i don't wanna eat your crappy food then what do you want to eat jeffy a sandwich okay then let's go get you a stupid sandwich gooch welcome to footlong what guys doing what you want baby uh can i get a foot long banger with cheese okay you want something yes i would like ham okay you want to buy some turkey yeah i'll take some turkey bacon yeah i'll take some bacon and what about some roast beef yeah i'll take some roast beef okay well why don't you check between my legs what freeze everyone on the ground now ah jeffy ride put the money in the bag oh but i didn't mean to do that sorry all right that's all the money oh sorry for the the tennis ball to the face [Music] oh my god jeffy we just saw a robbery happen we just saw a robbery but i didn't get my sandwich jeffy forget about your sandwich we just saw someone rob a store what do we do do we call the cops we go back and get my sandwich shut up about your stupid sandwich who's that oh hold on jeffy let me see who that is uh hello what the cops thank god you're here i was just about to call you why to turn yourself in turn myself in no what well you're under arrest under arrest for what for robbing a sandwich shop well i didn't rob a sandwich shop oh yeah well we found your hat at the scene of the crime my hat oh okay i was at the sandwich shop and it must have fallen off when i ran away yeah you were running away because you just robbed the sandwich shop no no i ran away because because the robber came in and he robbed the sandwich shop okay would the robber look like that well he had he had a ski mask on really like in a cartoon yeah oh what did he have like a big bag with a money sign on it too yeah he did come on what do you think i was born yesterday because i wasn't i'm 42. okay obviously you don't look like you were born yesterday owie okay well you look old too okay boomer well look i didn't rob a sandwich shop i was there with my son buying a sandwich and my son's upstairs right now let's go ask my son he will vouch for me i do not rob a salmon shop all right all right officer there's my son who's with me during the robbery hey daddy i just opened up my piggy bank look at all this money and there's the money you stole no that's his piggy bank money that's not the kind of money you keep in a piggy bank what kind of chores was he doing that he has that kind of money well i pretend to be a girl online and i sell pictures on my feet to weirdos man i wish i had feet wait is that a tennis ball blaster yeah that's exactly what was used in the robbery oh come on everybody has a tennis ball blaster well i don't we're just a square well okay what is it make fun of me day why do you hate me so much god well because you're accusing me of a robbery that i didn't commit well look what i have to work with we found you a hat at the scene of the crime you have a whole bunch of money that's missing and here's a tennis ball blaster that was used in the robbery okay but that's just all a coincidence yeah okay whatever how about we go back to the scene of the crime and see if that jogs your memory okay fine my son wants a sandwich anyway so jeffy just stay here all right daddy all right here we are at the scene of the crime look familiar welcome to footlong hold on man just one minute of course it looks familiar i was just here robbing the place no i was ordering a sandwich well then where's the sandwich she never had time to make it because the robber came in which was you because you were the robber no no i was just ordering a sandwich all right i'm gonna ask the cashier if she recognizes you of course she's gonna recognize me i was just here man have you ever seen this man before yeah he was the last person i saw before i got knocked out by a tennis ball oh really yeah because i was here ordering a sandwich now ma'am what was the last thing he said to you before he knocked you out with a tennis ball he was trying to get a roast feed just between my legs oh no i wasn't oh this doesn't look too good for you buddy what did you just check the cameras the cameras don't work they're purely for decoration before okay look you're under arrest because we have a witness here that says you were here on the day of the robbery and we found your hat at the scene of the crime or just just check for fingerprints you're wearing gloves oh come on you're coming with me tell the truth all right say bye to your son all right jeffy apparently i'm going to jail for armed robbery how long are you going to be going for it daddy you're facing 35 to life life no one no one you know went to sleep forever that's the law apparently i'm going to jail for 35 years probably what if i get hungry there's lunchables in the fridge but what if i want wings just use your piggy bank money can i call my lawyer you can meet him at the jail come on all right goodman tell it to me straight well mario i reviewed your case and and you are so asked what do you mean the prosecution's gonna have a field day with you mario they have so much evidence what do they have they have your hat at the scene of the crime and they have witness testimony from the employees saying that you were the last person she saw before she blacked out oh look i know it looks like i did it but i didn't do it well if it looks like poop and smells like poop then what is it mario poop ding ding ding poop you're poop mario but i was just there buying a sandwich well mario do you have an alibi where were you during the crime i was at the restaurant shut up i want you to shut that dirty little mouth i never want to hear you say that again mario but i was at the restaurant shut up you were on the beach in the bahamas drinking fruity drinks from some dude named pepito no no i wasn't that's a lie i know mario but if you want to win this you have to lie you have to lie lie lie and once you're done lying you have to lie some more and then you're going to tell one more lie with a cherry on top but i want to tell the truth okay if you want to tell the truth mario then do you just want to take the max sentence life life mario or do you want to take the plea deal what's the plea deal 15 years well 15 years yeah well seven and a half with good behavior i don't want the plea deal i just want to tell the truth and i want to be found innocent all right mario let me see what i can do okay i don't want to take the plea deal i got it mario just let me see what i can do come on shut up mario let me do all the talking okay i'll rise for the honorable judge strong bottom order order court is now in session mario you are being charged with armed robbery how do you bleed your honor we would like to take the plea deal what perfect opening shot mario you are hereby sentenced to 15 years in federal prison well that was nice let's break for an early lunch i didn't want to take the plea deal they had us in a corner mario i had no other option all right you're coming with me you didn't even try i don't want to go to jail for 15 years seven and a half with good behavior so be good take that diaper just look at that sad face how am i gonna tell them okay i can do this come on hey there champ there's uh something i need to talk to you about what's going on well uh it's about your daddy he's uh he's gonna be in jail for a long time freaking rip pouring out from my daddy my d-a-double d why hope he doesn't drop that show right well since he's not gonna be here uh we're gonna have to put you in a foster home for imaginary fringe no no not like the tv show this is a foster home for very real and sad children well why can't i stay here well you're just a kid you can't live here by yourself while your dad's in jail well my dad didn't do anything i was hearing the whole time well it's too late for that kid he's already in jail want me to get my daddy out of jail i'm gonna prove he's innocent how you gonna do that champ you're gonna get a spoon and dig a tunnel under the prison like in a movie or something no i'm detective jeffy take me to the scene your crime oh okay i got nothing better to do come on all right kid here we are back at the scene of the crime but my men sweeped all over this place so i don't know what you're hoping to find there's no evidence here never question detective jeffy [Music] what's that boy you found a clue oh i'm just gonna take a couple fives and a couple wands man his methods are unusual but he's the best detective we have oh watch dish what that's a hair how did we miss that a one step closer to friend my daddy now i gotta track it tastes like clown follow me all right kids so why are you setting up a birthday party for yourself because we found clown hair at the center crime and if you set up a birthday party a clown will come because clowns always go to birthday parties well why do we need a clown to come when you're already here oh oh ho oh oh you want me to go get my doctor outfit on so i can treat that burn whoa yeah all right but seriously though what what is the plan all right we set up a birthday party and the clown will come so we just gotta sit here until the clown comes oh oh i think that's him in the door let me go see hello hey kid i heard there was a party so i thought you needed a clown so i came over and i brought my tennis ball blaster so i can do tricks so you gonna let me in yeah sure come on in all right all right here's the clown no no no no no no no which one of you kids is the birthday boy uh i guess that'd be him oh i didn't mean to do that i accidentally did that to some woman's face earlier hmm sorry for making a mess you guys got any napkins i'll just use my ski mask i used earlier so how you guys gonna pay me today i only accept cash what's my hair doing on the table must be falling out didn't know i was getting that old can we hurry up and cut this cake i'm starving you really woke up an appetite after you rob a sandwich shop [Applause] wait a minute did you rob a sandwich shop earlier oh no okay you were just saying a lot of weird stuff but i'm sorry for accusing you where were you earlier today i was robbing a sandwich shop i knew it oh that's it you're under arrest screwball all rats nice job kid you're a natural all right mario you're free to go wait what happened well you should thank your son detective jeffy he's a real sherlock holmes jeffy what'd you do daddy i got that long song that peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers what she sells seashells by the seashore you know but what happened danny how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood i don't know what happened irish wristwatch you know rubber baby buggy bumpers but what happened danny i'll tell you a skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk but the stump stumped the skunk stunk what exactly exactly greek grapes oh no more no more tongue twisters what is happening it was a clown okay which means it was you because you're a oh oh oh i got him oh oh yeah if you feel like a pimp go and dust your shoulders off oh oh look what i'm doing oh because i'm a pimp oh i'm gonna go get my doctor outfit all right all right so i can treat that burn oh they're gone well man i put on the doctor outfit and everything because you know it's funny because doctors treat burns well i thought it was funny it would have been so funny if you would have heard it oh you're leaving already oh yeah see you later man i'll see you later oh wait wait wait so i can trade [Music] you

Channel: SML Reuploaded

Views: 206,990

Keywords: sml, supermariologan, reupload, video, reuploaded, from, movie, detective, jeffy

Id: y7RPho66E2M

Length: 12min 29sec (749 seconds)

Published: Thu May 13 2021