SML Movie: Officer Jeffy [REUPLOADED]

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[Music] oh chubby what is that that's my chicken daddy i'm choking the chicken jeffy don't trip the chicken in here if you're gonna choke the chicken do it in your room all right daddy oh sorry daddy it slipped well don't let it slip again all right [Music] [Laughter] okay you were making a lot of noise hold on my phone's ringing jeffy here you just keep it chicken back [Laughter] uh hello hey mario i need you to get down to the library immediately the library why because we're having a very quiet business meeting and i need you here okay can i bring my son with me i don't have a babysitter well is he gonna be quiet [Laughter] no well then there's your answer mario okay i'll be there about 10 minutes like i got a babysitter how about be here in five minutes okay i'll be there in five minutes how about three minutes okay i'll be there in three minutes how about just be here now okay look it's gonna take me a few minutes i'll be there as fast as i can okay good okay i need a babysitter who am i going to call ghostbusters i have to call the cops i have to call the cops that's the only people i can call oh hello hey there you call the police uh yeah i'll come inside okay so what's the emergency that your son's beating up this chicken jeffy stop it no my son needs a babysitter and i was hoping you could babysit him no i'm a cop not a babysitter well it would only be for like 30 minutes no i have better things to do like what well you know like stopping crimes like writing people tickets and tasing people and eating donuts well it's only for 30 minutes i don't have a babysitter i can't leave them home alone okay what happens if i get a call for like an armed robbery or something oh you're not gonna get an armed robbery call it's the middle of the day nobody's gonna rob something in the middle of the day well you'd be surprised look it's only for 30 minutes okay fine but just be quick okay i'll be really quick jeffy behave stop it stop stop it stop stop stop it stop stop you have to listen to me i'm a cop uh hey kid you want to listen to the police radio okay pretty cool sometimes they fall asleep through it thank you for choosing full-on what can i say what you want oh i would like to get everything in the register oh no he rhyming me he robbed me for a call calling all units all units we have an armed robbery at the footlong bangers sandwich shop please use extreme caution subject is armed and dangerous oh my god an armed robbery i gotta go help but i i promise to watch this kid look kid i need you to come with me and leave the chicken okay all right jeffy you stay in the car i gotta go in there and do something what's happening well don't worry about it just stay here it's too dangerous give me all this money take the money take whatever you want just don't hurt me find me a hundred real quick my mother here hey you freeze man i'm hungry when he told me to stay in the trunk i'm going to try and get a sandwich i'm not the viewer look down the list stupid nobody calls me stupid jeffy jeffy you just stopped the robber i did yeah you're a hero all right guys i'm back what guys guys wow jeffy you are a real hero thanks mister what's going on well jeffy he just stopped at armed robbery all by himself what sure did daddy you took him to an armed robbery look i warned you this could happen but it's okay it worked out jeffy saved the day yeah daddy look at my medal i don't believe any of this happened it's all over the news [Music] breaking news okay a child has stopped an armed robber at a local restaurant here's the police chief now with a special press conference hello today we are celebrating the heroism of these two men this officer here was shot by a nerf bullet in the line of duty and for that he has been awarded the purple heart thank you thank you so much i drew it myself and this child here jeffy single-handedly stopped an armed robber oh actually i used both of my hands right well for his heroism he has been awarded the congressional second place medal of honor what jeffy you actually stopped an armed robber that's so brave of you yeah daddy i even got a second place medal second place medal why'd he get a second place medal no because spider-man got the first place medal he always gets the first place medal what did spider-man do i see jeffy just stopped and armed robber but spider-man stopped a train from derailing with his bare hands you tell me which is more impressive well it's still cool that you got a medal jeffy yeah we're even offering jeffy a job as a cop what he's 15 years old yeah but you see how he handled that robber he took him down i couldn't do that i got shot he got a medal well i don't think jeffy should be a cop because he's too young and i think he has the rest of his life to think about what he wants to be when he grows up but daddy i want to be a po-po see he wants to be a po-po well jeffy being a being po-po is very dangerous and i don't think you should do it well that's okay daddy i want to beat people up yeah that's the spirit what would jeffy being a po-po you don't just beat people up right yeah okay well jeffy if you really want to be it then then that's fine but be careful okay okay daddy all right great i'll go get his stuff all right jeffy there's your official police uniform now you wear that badge with honor just know that you can walk around telling anybody what to do you are the law pee pee yeah all right let's get you your gear and this here's your beating stick when people get uppity you just whack them with it like oh let me try wow not me ouch okay these are your handcuffs you use those to arrest people and uh these are the keys do not lose them all right now this is your gun it's uh not real because you're a child but there you go just don't point it at anybody all right there's one more thing you got to do before you can become a police officer you got to get tased okay all right now hold still this is going to hurt a lot oh now it's fun do that again really yeah okay did that hurt no it felt silly oh oh no that that really that hurts a lot okay all right all right jeffy i think we're ready to go on patrol let's stop some bad guys okay all right jeffy this is your first patrol we're on speed ticket duty so we're gonna sit here we're gonna wait for somebody to come by who's speeding then we're gonna pull them over and give them a ticket okay okay this is gonna be fun yeah it's pretty fun sometimes it gets a little boring but whoa did you see that guy he must be doing 10 over the speed limit let's get him all right jeffy we got him now i need you to follow me and watch how we give a routine speeding ticket okay all right jeffy watch this sir sir roll your window down sir oh man i know this guy he's not gonna roll his window down he thinks he doesn't have to roll his window down yes you do sir roll your window down roll it down sir you better roll your window down i'm not gonna roll with that you better roll it down no sir if you don't roll your window down right now i'm gonna break your window this is all i legally be has to sir we've been through this before roll it down more a little more no vote is all i have to rolls it down learn the law no you will learn it roll your window down more fine that's all you get all right fine sir do you know how fast you were going uh you could tell me how fast i was going cuz you pulled me over sir i know how fast you were going but do you know how fast you were going well if you know how fast i was going why don't you tell me then okay fine sir you were going too fast you were speeding well too fast ain't the number you better give me your number sir what let me just see your license and registration please do you got to warrant no that's not how this works yes it is you have to have a warrant to ask for my license regiment strasis no no sir i don't have to have a warrant just show me your license i will tell that to facebook because i'm recording you look facebook this officer trying to violate my rights by pulling me over and he don't have no warrant for my license and registration okay jeffy uh sometimes they're gonna try to record you uh they're allowed to do that but just tell them they're not okay uh so you're not allowed to record me yes i am this is my second amendment rights i can record you and i can put it on facebook say hi to facebook officer so you're not allowed to record me just give me your license idol has to yes you do sir give me your license right now i'ma run don't do it i'ma run you better not run what oh man he turned the car on here we go i'm a wrong you better not run here i go so you better not do it sir sir i'm leaving don't you do it i'm here don't go don't you run well there he goes all right jeffy back to the truck all right let's get him uh he's already gone wait we're not going to chase him no it's a whole thing i don't really have that much gas and he's already far away and he's in a car and i'm in a truck and it's dark so no that's okay we got his tag number we'll get him later but i hope you learned a lot from that you know if i had got him out of the car first before he drove off we would have had him so just just remember that always get him out of the car first all right now let's wait for some more speeders i used to be a drummer in high school it was so cool anyway what's your favorite kind of donut chocolate oh yeah mine's cream filled whoa do you see that guy let's go get him [Music] all right jeffy we got him now i'm gonna let you take this one by yourself i think you're ready okay all right now just remember what i taught you got it rolling your window down oh i'm so sorry officer how are you on this beautiful night oh i'm sorry officer were we speeding yeah you were oh no if only there was something i could do to get us out of this ticket yeah you can show me some license and registration for what i say we waste them hold on baby i'm good with persuasion give me a second uh officer i wasn't paying attention to the dash i didn't know we were speeding but my wife here she's in labor oh you in labor baby oh i'm in labor oh i think i feel the baby coming i feel the head oh the pain and agony my wife is in uh officer we need to get to the hospital fast you're not going anywhere until you show me some license and registration kill them uh uh officer um can i just get a warning please you can get out of the car all right that's it i'm recording you yeah record this for facebook baby hey facebook can you believe this there's an officer trying to arrest me cause of my skin color and i'm in labor oh if you don't get out of the car i'm gonna tase you no i go to church [Music] no i go to church i want you and i'm in labor what you are watching is cell phone footage of a police officer tasing an innocent man the police department has responded by firing the officer and they're holding a live press conference now let's go to that are we rolling okay good darn it jeffy give me that badge you've embarrassed the entire police department well i didn't do anything oh we don't have any more room in this precinct for crooked cops now you get out of here oh what what's going on all right jeffy you're safely home from all the rioting well what happened well jeffy he had tased a guy who said he went to church and they got it on camera but he wouldn't give me his license or his registration and i didn't want him running away yeah but they got it on the cell phone camera doesn't look too good kid sorry we got to fire you oh man i liked being a po-po so what's gonna happen now oh well your son can never be a police officer now and uh you should probably stay out of the public for a little while anyway i'm done here bye oh well jeffy at least you're home safe what are you gonna do now that you're not a cop well let me keep the taser [Music] you
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Channel: SML Reuploaded
Views: 311,428
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Length: 13min 13sec (793 seconds)
Published: Thu May 13 2021
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