SML Movie: Bowser Junior's Lottery Ticket [REUPLOADED]

[Music] come on guys we gotta watch monster trucks dude i hope somebody died yeah that'd be so cool someone died on the tv like right now remember that one time that guy fell out of the truck he gets on fire yeah his blood and guts are flying everywhere and he crawled back in his truck yet he still won that i don't think that happened guys i think he just made that up cody you don't know what you're talking about cody that definitely happened yeah we're live sports yeah monster trucks are so cool but anyway let's watch it's just a stupid commercial another one hey tyrone oh yeah what's up yeah you get those tps reports done yet oh no no no they're almost done they ain't due to uh friday oh well what's today uh today just wednesday wednesday oh god damn what's wrong uh nothing just oh my god here he is my that's what mike my name is not mike guess what day it is what i know what day it is hot day it is yes hot day it is wednesday yes i get it because you're a camel you have a hump and it's the middle of the week why don't you have a bother him huh you always come around to my desk huh guess what it is okay do you ever actually do work like do you work here you only come in you're a campbell i mean how would you how do we even pay you i never see you pick up a phone because you can't you just get hooves you don't have thumbs how do you work here this is stupid this is a stupid commercial but geico geico insurance you should you should get that though god damn it breaking news nicole the lottery's at a billion dollars right now that's billion with a b it's record-breaking it's never been a billion dollars in the history of powerball god just for two dollars you can buy yourself a powerball ticket and never have to deal with anybody's face again see i already got my tickets right here tucked away right here so if i win you guys will never see my goddamn face again i'm going this face [ __ ] gone that way my boss can kiss my ass i'm good whoa a billion dollars that's a lot of money wait wait how do you win the billion dollars uh i think you have to guess how many jelly beans there are in a jar or something well i can do that i bet there's seven no no no they're probably more than seven other would be too easy well you guys got it wrong you gotta pull like a name out of a hat or something well how do i get my name in that hat i mean you probably have to pay a lot of money to like the government or something i want to know how to win this billion dollars yeah how about we go ask chef pee pee let's go ask him with the wish beat the billionaire who has a ring to it sure baby chef baby what do you want julia okay me and my friends were watching the news and we saw something called a lottery what's a lottery oh that's what i'm going to win tonight i'm going to be a billionaire how do you win the billion dollars oh it's simple all you have to do is you know play six numbers you go to the you know gas station or wherever you choose six numbers then they make a drawing of six numbers and if you have the same numbers you win so you get to choose six numbers yeah i would have chose uh one two three four five six june you're an idiot what makes you think that would actually win well because those are the easiest numbers everywhere that wouldn't come in that order it's stupid well well your numbers are stupid like who chooses these dumb numbers hey they're strategic numbers i mean 14 19 35 these are birthdays well those are dumb and and that's done can you take me to go buy tickets no no no no junior you have to be 18. why you have to be 18 to play junior think about it what would you even buy um if if i won a billion dollars um what would i what would i buy them oh i know i would buy my school so i don't have to ever go to school again and i would turn into a chuck e cheese and give out free pizza to everybody except the teachers because they're stupid and then i would crash um about 17 jets into this school see that's your issue right there that's why you wouldn't win junior because of a stupid idea like that you waste money what would you do with a billion dollars mr responsible [ __ ] you [ __ ] you everybody i think we know what i would do with the money i really want to buy a ticket to win a billion dollars well it looks like you have to wait 11 more years come on guys we're going to get a billion dollars oh guys i really want to win a billion dollars i know right dude it looks like you'll just have to wait till you're 18 junior but cody it's a billion dollars what would you do with a billion dollars hmm yes yes i am the meat in a hunk sandwich i am living the dream right now oh yes where'd your boys down get on that plate cody cody cody what would you buy with a billion dollars oh i like it like a like a gumball machine or something i don't know it's lame cody what would you buy joseph with a billion dollars oh dude i wouldn't even know oh maybe a skateboarder because that's fun basketball basketball oh miami heat because that's my favorite team what's the whole team oh my for my parents to get back together because well you can't buy love i don't like this two house situation this is hurting me but ooh and lebron james because she's like my favorite player ever wait wait you can't buy a person joseph you don't know what i could do cody said oh cody with a billion dollars you can buy whatever you want you could buy a person if if he wanted lebron james to lick his butthole i bet he would i don't know about that junior really he'd do that for a billion dollars a billion dollars i'd like a butt over a billion dollars yeah i could see that happening you would yeah a billion dollar i'd like a butthole every day for a billion dollars that's a billion dollars give me that butthole pass the whipped cream okay so uh where do we get these tickets huh we have to be 18. we can figure something out i'm sure we've done stuff before we can do this yeah cody's right we have done stuff before yeah we have we can buy a ticket yeah we don't have to be 18. we can fake him be 18. yes okay okay so how are we going to do that because we want to be 18 we're going to go wait wait wait wait wait we forgot to ask what ken wanted to do with his billion dollars oh god he's an adult wow ken that's pretty messed up well what do you say yeah nothing don't worry about it all right guys so what if i put on a fake mustache i'll look 18 right yeah yeah but they're gonna id you junior what's an id like it's a little thing with your picture that says how old you are oh i forgot about that well then get the crayons joseph the crayon get the crayons okay okay okay a little bit more on my arms and done all right guys how does that look dude it looks so realistic i mean like you look just like my dad before he left though whoa i look so 18 right cody i mean it looks okay but ids are usually more official looking this is as official as it gets look it says i'm 18. chef pee pee said all i have to be is 18. look i have the fake mustache my id has the mustache i am 18. yeah yeah i guess so all right guys i'm gonna go to the gas station i'm gonna walk there all right and i'm gonna get a ticket and we're gonna be billionaires we're gonna win one billion dollars okay okay keep waiting to spend the money hold it down here oh okay okay okay i'm at the gas station got my fake id about to win a billion dollars a billion dollars a billion dollars okay okay a billion dollars a billion dollars a billion dollars uh um hey mr uh i'm an adult and um is this where you buy a lottery ticket uh to win a billion dollars yes it is all right well um there's two dollars can i have a billion dollar ticket do you have an id an id uh but yeah yeah give me one second here you go there's my id just got it today just turned 18. uh you you believe me are you sure you're 18 uh yeah i mean that's what the paper says i mean my id and i have a mustache you have a mustache so so we're just a bunch of adults you know okay can i get a second what what's your what numbers would you like uh one two three four five four six six what an idiot okay wait are those my numbers those are your numbers oh so am i gonna win a billion dollars let's hope so oh okay well oh bye other i don't i'm clearly 18 and oh don't forget your id yeah my my realistic id all right thank you sir bye-bye have a good one god what is taking junior so long dude i don't know where did king get these clothes from well usually all right guys i got a problem ticket with the winning numbers do you wanna know my winning numbers are guys my winning numbers are one two three four five six what dude i would have never thought of that combination i know it's the perfect numbers guys we're gonna win a billion dollars can't wait they didn't question whether or not you were 18. uh no i have a mustache my my id said 18. duh wow what an idiot yeah so all right guys when is the drawing when are they gonna announce the winning numbers i think it's right now what all right everyone we just received the winning numbers for the lottery so get your tickets ready hey chef pee pee's coming how's the ticket oh i'm gonna be the next billionaire about the numbers okay all right the first number is oh one oh i got a one i got one all right all right the second number is two no no two the third number is a three fourth the fourth number is of course a four it's a four all right what's the fifth number a five it's five everybody it's a five all right and the uh the last number is a six great everyone just great so your winning numbers are one two three four five and six wow all right guys what was our winning numbers okay let me get it um cody what does that say is this one two three four five and six what were the winning numbers uh i think they were one two three four five and six and what does that say it says one two three four five six oh joseph what does that say oh it's one two three four five six quarter what does that say one two three four five six what were the winning numbers uh one two three four five and six georgia what does that say one two three four five six one two three four five six what were the winning numbers i told you one two three four five six so did we win a billion dollars it looks like it yeah we want a billion dollars oh okay we're gonna split it three ways okay okay so i get like ninety percent y'all get both five percent okay all right all right guys guys guys what are we gonna do where do we go with the ticket back all right guys i just got done throwing up all right so here's my fake id i'm gonna need to go cash this ticket okay we're a billion dollars richer guys okay so awesome all right guys so uh i'm gonna take my fake id and we're gonna go catch this all right in other news the united states is cracking down on fake ids so if you're caught using a fake id you're gonna go to jail wow so what does that mean that means i can't use my fake id yeah it looks like it junior so how are we gonna cast my billion dollar ticket well why don't you just ask your dad to cash it for no no no i'm not gonna ask my dad he's greedy and he's mean and i'll never see any of that money he's gonna use it for himself like charlie or something yeah what about chef pee pee no no chef pee pee said he'll leave if he won oh yeah so i'm not gonna let them know we can't let anyone know that we have this winning ticket because because they're gonna run off with it yeah so how are we gonna cash it though i don't know we need someone that we can trust yeah i know what if we find a stranger on the street and we say hey look hey mister um go cash this billion dollar ticket that he comes and give us the billion dollars and we give him like five dollars you know oh yeah that's a great idea you can dress strangers right yeah especially with a billion dollars you should trust your strangers we'll walk up to you and say hey look mister go cash this billion dollar ticket come give me the billion dollars and i'll give you five dollars no one will turn down five dollars five dollars dude yeah okay okay so cody get the ticket we're gonna go find a stranger on the street and we're gonna get our billion dollars all right guys we have to find a stranger to go cash this ticket for us well where are we going to find a stranger at well what about that guy oh he's strange hey mister yeah what's up you heard about the lottery and how it's at a billion dollars yes sucks i didn't win though oh well guess what i have the winning ticket in my hand right now you you do yeah look see really like one two three four five six but wow yeah yeah the winning ticket right now so uh anyway here's the thing uh me and my friends are 18 you know i bought this ticket with a fake mustache so we're not even supposed to have this ticket yeah so uh we need an adult to go cash it in for us yeah so uh so i will pay you five dollars if you go cash this billion dollar ticket yeah what you will yeah wait like that that easy wow what is that shuffle dude yeah what a nice so if i give you this ticket you'll go cash it and bring it back to me yeah like your product yeah let me just see the tickets yeah so yeah see look all the winning numbers so i want you to bring the billion dollars back to my apartment okay so uh i'm gonna give you five dollars and you know that's a pretty good amount of money right yeah so uh yeah so um go catch it for me okay okay what a nice guy was so polite yeah so chilly he said he was gonna do all right let's go wait in my apartment okay all right guys so i guess we just sit here and wait for our billion dollars yeah yeah all right so ooh look at the news breaking news the new billion dollar lottery ticket winner is with us right now he is jeff stepped forward yes that is me hello i am the billion dollar winner that's a billion billion capital b sir how does it feel to win this much money it feels freaking amazing that's how it feels like that's so much money oh my god now what made you choose such ridiculous numbers oh okay well we're like like it's like it's january right so like one and then then two comes after one and then three and it just kind of goes on like that yeah what about four five and six well like yeah i just i figured i have the first three because when i just you know complete the set how would you feel when you realized that you won the lottery oh my god so so i i was sitting on my couch right watching watching my tv in my house and then i saw i saw the numbers that come up on the screen one two three four five and six right and then i looked down at my ticket my ticket that i bought by myself and it said one two three four five and six you know i just i just started screaming started breaking very lucky sir you have no idea how looking at him oh my god i was practically handing this oh my god oh my god no what in the world are you gonna do with one billion dollars what what am i not gonna do it's really a better question i mean i don't know i i'm gonna buy a school turn it into a chuck e cheese you know buy a gumball machine i don't know i'll do whatever i want will you be giving any of this money to charity no god no why would i ever no no kids not doing anything for the kids no this is mine you have no obligations none whatsoever none to give this money back to anybody that you may know or any little kids that you may know no of course not why would i do that no no maybe five dollars or but i mean really who would ever just take this from me no no never never in a million years well folks you heard it here from us first the new 1 billion lottery ticket winner you have no idea how amazing this day has been i am so lucky you have no idea how lucky i am you cannot imagine how lucky i could possibly be oh my god what the [ __ ] [Music] you

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Length: 16min 29sec (989 seconds)

Published: Wed May 05 2021