SML Movie: Bowser Junior's Biggest Fear [REUPLOADED]

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[Music] oh god guys it's so hot outside well that is florida junior yeah it is the sunshine state dude this is like 100 degrees i i wish we lived somewhere cooler like california or arizona that would be even hotter junior or like africa why are you only naming hot places well i just wanted a snow guys i just want the snow one time like snow yeah just snow like snow all over this green grass like completely white we're in florida dude this is the sunshine state it only snows in new york yeah pretty much well that's baloney i want the snow here how would that even happen yeah what if we made a snow machine a snowmobile out of ice cream and ice and snow ice cream yeah scream junior and yeah and then and then it just snows all over the ground and then it snows how would we even go about doing this how would we make the machine it would be even easier if we just went back to your apartment cranked the ac up really high and played with cotton balls nah that's a good idea dude cotton balls yeah they're just balls of cotton they kind of look like snow a cotton ball i've never seen them that's not like a good idea let's go back to my apartment and do that then yeah all right guys so uh i had the ac turned up super high so uh cody get those uh do those cotton ball things you're talking yeah yeah hurry up dude we're so cold okay so we'll just do a swim with either choke it or death get that thing away from me what is his problem i don't know dude he just freaked out over a cotton ball why is he so afraid of cotton balls i don't know um we should ask him though yeah i guess yeah let's do it what's the matter junior do y'all have one of those balls of death with you no but why i mean i want to see if you'll freak out dude well he probably will well what are y'all whispering about nothing junior come out what's the problem yeah well cody there's cotton ball things or evil they tried to kill me it tried to suffocate me it did not i was right there didn't try to kill you junior they tried to kill me they said it was gonna it was gonna she was gonna choke me it looked like a snake egg not really i mean how would it even kill you junior yeah come on this thing would dude this is actually kind of funny yeah we should get some more right yeah let's get the whole bag oh junior where are you dude come play with their balls [Music] i think dude under there what do you hear something yeah oh my god ah come on junior this is getting ridiculous yeah junior's just cotton oh wait wait yeah dude i think he's in here dude okay okay i'ma push up against the door so he won't come out all right now all you do is put a cotton ball under the door don't get scared it's going to be awesome ready yeah dude scary cotton ball no cotton ball i'm back i'm gonna kill ya [Applause] [Applause] i don't know dude he's such a loser right about to start cooking what's wrong with you look my friends keep scaring me with cotton balls cotton balls seriously yes cotton balls the white devil little balls of evil wait how are they evil they're just cotton junior they look like snake eggs they're trying to suffocate me they want to kill me you're tripping i'm so scared of themselves you should make sure there's none left in the apartment i'm so scared of them so you're telling me if i had a cotton ball right now you'll be freaking out yes yes i'm so scared please please go just go throw them all away they're in the living room oh okay okay i'll throw them away oh jesus christ oh god let me have fun with this before he ruins it for me okay okay i'm just gonna take a shower and i'm not gonna think about cotton balls everyone's scaring me and i i just need to get my mind off everybody so i'm going to take a shower real quick okay all right go to the shower oh don't be scared okay do you have cotton balls no i don't have any cotton balls i had my fun with you i had to call the doctor to make sure you won't shoot up at school or anything i'm a doctor hey there yeah i'm here to help you with your phobia oh thank god the doctor's here are you going to protect me from the cotton balls i mean i'm going to help you get over your fear so tell me what's wrong with him doctor oh well i mean this really just sounds like a classic case on a set on globophobia sit down wait sit on what sit on globophobia it's a fear of cotton balls wait this is a real disease though oh yeah yeah a lot of people have it hell michael jackson even had it wait wait really he was scared of cotton balls yeah that in kids attorneys but oh well i'm just so scared of the cotton balls they want to murder me yeah yeah it's uh classic symptoms usually include yeah thinking they look like uh lizard eggs yeah lizard eggs they're gonna choke you or something yeah choke me they want to choke me are you serious yep it's pretty pretty typical well they want to jump in my mouth and suffocate me no they're just small and furry juniors they're small furry devils yes so uh we can help you get over that fear so how do you cure it uh well usually just with therapy you know okay okay there's no way i can get over the fear of cotton balls they're like isis they're like isis isis cotton balls are like isis yes really yeah they want to cut my head off on live tv they want to drive a truck into people i feel like they couldn't do that but okay that's fine let's get started with your therapy okay so you're gonna do the therapy junior yes i want to get over this fear all right all right junior now we're gonna try a process called systematic desensitization can you say that um i think so it sends to the data it comes to the patient yeah you got it okay so i got something in my hand you want to take a guess what that is oh yeah um is it uh is it a poop is it poop no it's not a poop what the hell would i have a poop in my hand yeah i just poop in my hand and walk around with it i just carry poop all day i'm like a monkey i just fling people no it's not a poop take another guess i just thought a less stupid guess this time um um seriously what is the one reason i'm here uh is it a quarter it's not a it's a cotton okay okay sorry i shouldn't i shouldn't have thrown it i shouldn't have thrown it you can come out is it gone it's gone okay don't do that again i'm i'm really scared of them i got i got a cotton ball here okay so just just want to show it to you oh okay okay you know what we should try a different approach yeah yeah that's scary all right junior so you're blindfolded right yeah okay so i put something in front of you i just want you to touch it all right you're not gonna make me touch a cotton ball are you no it's not gonna be a cotton ball you promise yeah i promise okay okay so just reach out and touch what's in front of you okay okay uh just a little further where's the little further there you go okay you touch it ew what is this what do you think it is uh is it your ball hair my it's not my ball here no of course not my ball here no this feels like ball here it's not ball here is this your butthole hair i would not make you touch my butthole no it's not this is some type of hair it's fuzzy but it's not like whatever it is you're not afraid of it right if it's your ball here i'm afraid of it it's not my ball here so you're fine this is ball here you're a pedophile you make kids such a ball here look what you're touching i'd rather be your ball here no you wouldn't okay so i got a cotton ball here don't don't don't worry okay so you're afraid they're gonna choke you right yeah they want to jump in my mouth and choke me okay they're not gonna do that i'm gonna show you by putting this cotton ball in my mouth all right are you crazy no no because it's not gonna hurt me watch watch okay there's nothing i'm having a good time oh my god that thing almost killed me is it still there i think so what the [ __ ] is that thing it's a convo of death and evil i'm trying to kill you nothing's scary as [ __ ] it's yeah he tried to jump in my throat and almost killed me yeah it jumped right in his throat and tried to suffocate him yeah small soft ball are you serious dangerous don't you don't understand can you just knock it off the couch or something just move it move it you guys are serious oh my god is it going how do you do that oh i don't know i don't know okay okay okay okay we we just need to finish this all right okay okay so where's it at i don't know okay okay so so i i know why i'm afraid of it yeah trying to murder me yeah and why are you afraid of it i mean what did it ever do to you how did it hurt you well i mean i've never even seen a cotton ball before i mean i don't even know why i'm scared of them it just came out of nowhere just think back think back to your early childhood what happened um think back think back you know you're too big to be sucking on that pacifier give it here [Applause] shut up shut up chew on these you're cotton balls they're good for you they'll kill you if you don't swallow cause i don't want you to die okay don't swallow my dad what about you dad when i was little my my dad tried to shove a bunch of cotton balls in my mouth and said they were gonna kill me oh well seems like you shouldn't be afraid of cotton balls you should just be afraid of your dad you're right doctor i shouldn't be afraid of cotton i should be afraid of my dad hey junior what's wrong with him prepare to die you
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Channel: SML Reuploaded
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Length: 11min 42sec (702 seconds)
Published: Wed May 12 2021
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