Sing Makes Me Sick

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magicspoon.com 24 frames to save five dollars music i love music and i love to sing as you can hear right now i have an incredible beautiful voice my favorite song to sing is creep by radiohead it's a beautiful sad song with great lyrics you know i'm i'm a creep i'm a weirdo it's it's it's so good i love it now particularly i love to imagine sad songs like this being sang by animals i love thinking about a lonely drunken baboon singing elliot smith or a giraffe with a short neck singing weezer now what if we animated this what if we got insanely big voice actors for every animal and what if it was done by the people who made minions they're they're incredibly talented well then you have the movie song i mean sing sing it's it's a movie i'll tell you that it's a movie i've avoided for a really long time but only recently could not stop thinking about because my friend weston corey this is his favorite movie now weston you've caused me some torment you've caused me to lose sleep at night i literally sweat thinking about this movie because well it's just singing animals it's just singing animals man i hate this movie i sincerely despise it it's just not even realistic animals can't sing like what but not only do i have my friend saying this is his favorite movie ever but my own girlfriend my own girlfriend thinks that the gorilla is hot i'm jealous over a singing gorilla why does this world torment me so sing is a 2016 final will and testament written by me it's a product of monkey and corporate it's just an ai generated focused test group to be as marketable as possible and now there's a second one coming out torment comes in pairs folks torment comes in pairs this movie is an agonizing ear bleeding tragedy it's like if you went to a musical on broadway and every time they sang a new song they just stabbed you in the gut when illumination first created this movie when i saw the trailer for the first time i was like this was already a movie wasn't it because it feels unoriginal it feels fake there's nothing separating this animated movie from anything else it fits in the standards of society and simply just passes by by being something like a lip sync challenge for celebrities or the masked singer except at least those aren't taking up spots in a movie theater and throwing up trailers and posters in my eye every single second we all know illumination is universally hated with their cheap animation styles maximizing profits only they have access to so many means of creativity leading for insanely mediocre movies at times they pump out animated movies like mental and rarely does it ever feel like they put time and effort into a story i mean come on this is an anthropomorphic animal animated movie it's a world filled with talking singing animals and what is special about the world that is animal-like it's just california it's literally just california like for example you have a whale swimming down what like those california bridge lake river things whatever and that's it it's just a whale swimming down water it's it's not special it's not like a special whale transport area it's just a whale in water zootopia came out the same year and had specific animal world building and motives of transportation y'all couldn't have like just tried and like i'm not saying to rip it off and do the same thing but you have to know that you're making an inferior project like does it cross your mind at all let's dive into the movie the agonizing artificial movie made by buzzfeed quizzes from 2014. it begins with a shot of some theater with this goat lamb whatever the heck i'm not a biologist singing a song by the beatles goosebumps oh man chills i love the beatles but this sets us up to meet this koala [ __ ] he is a narrator of the movie the main character but also not he doesn't always narrate he only narrates at really the beginning of the movie yeah he just narrates sometimes i don't know why they haven't narrated the beginning and nowhere else but you know that's a creative choice i guess he's going to be the driving scummy force behind this movie he likes theater but he has money problems he takes loans and he writes fake checks dude just like i don't know get a rage shadow legend sponsor people love when you do that we see him run from his office to avoid people and he gets on like a big bike now this is a joke for all of you lame brains this is a visual joke showing how small the koala is on top of that bike if you couldn't tell already this this is a joke right here it's it's so bare bones like then you see a rhino directing traffic what's the gag in that what is the gag in this why not a bird which has like more fov with its eyes you can do something funny there in this intro we also see all of our main-ish characters once again we see some rhinos as cops eating donuts what's what's the gag here what is the gag come on you're starting your movie like this and you don't even have a visual gag you have a very very obvious donut holder in a form of a horn and you couldn't even think to put the donuts on the rhino horn come on that would have been cute that would have been great we meet the hot gorilla guy i i hate this guy i hate him already then we like fast zoom to this mom who's like the overworked mom she's singing katy perry and how she's like feels thin on the verge of breaking but baby she's a firework obviously know which character this appeals to it's the mom people we then fly fast to some hedgehog punk singers who obviously appeal to like the teens then we meet some elephant shy girl with no confidence but her family pushes her we know that kind of character too in real life but you know what you know what pisses me off here that this elephant this elephant guy right here takes a bite of cake with the spoon and doesn't use his elephant trunk to grab and put in his mouth they they shouldn't even have utensils these elephants shouldn't have utensils that just stay in the logic of the animals man oh sure he blows the candles out with his trunk right after but come on these are animals all these characters are animals right or am i just visually impaired with the pig mom and the hundreds of kids why isn't there like pig gags of eating through troughs and stuff you know like for all the kids no they're just eating like normal kids on plates and a table come on and this is boring that's so boring honestly why are they pigs for the punk singer hedgehogs why are they hedgehogs what does that matter for the music what does that matter for literally anything and then the elephant stuff these mofos are so massive in this tiny house y'all couldn't do anything visually in that scenery at all it's just so half baked and the gorilla what what's special about him come on what's special about him yeah i'm asking my girlfriend here what's special about him huh tell me it's just all barely thought out and boring i forgot to mention the gangster mouse who like makes jokes like pick on your own size you know because he's he's a tiny he's a tiny man that's it that's the only joke we go back to koala trying to put on a singing competition his assistant gekko whatever the [ __ ] makes flyers for his singing competition but puts the wrong prize on the flyer oh no he can't pay that oh no i'm worried for this koala who has no character at all and we barely know anything about and isn't relatable in any single shape or form and we honestly just don't care about him i mean none of these characters are truly relatable in the story or anything they are only relatable in the same way that a gif is relatable now all of our characters get these flyers it's their shot at some big mulan man some big big money man the next day everyone in the city wants to be in this competition we get that funny fat pig from the trailers it's funny because the fat foreign pig is energetic that's that's it that's the joke that's the only joke you get for him this entire audition scene is terrible there's actually no reason for any of this to be a movie why is this a moving picture with sounds and voice actors this would literally be a perfectly adequate comic in the sunday funnies if you can get the experience on the same exact level of humor as a comic strip as a multi-million dollar animated movie that's failure that is failure and i'm gonna be honest i do like when the buffalo steps on and murders a snail maybe just because it satisfies my lifelong quest to step on stuart little i can just imagine that the snail is stuart little oh yeah anyways uh most of the characters that we meet pass except the elephant girl koala realizes that his prize is accidentally bigger than what he wanted it to be and he just continues with the audition anyways oh no what's he gonna do i hope he dies i i honestly hope he dies i hope the animals get very angry and start eating him and tearing him to shreds limb from limo that would be a good movie so now we just start to follow the gorilla guy really he's the only guy that really has a character he has a lot of criminals in his family and he just wants to sing he's like troy bolton if you replace the basketball with armed robbery this whole sequence is just showing how each character is dealing with getting prepared for the competition but the gorilla guy is the only one that has any actual story progression and you do have like 30 seconds of some fun visual gag with the mom where she makes like a contraption to help the kids go to school and stuff and looking at this i'm like wow wow illumination you put more than five moving parts on the screen at a time that's that's pretty impressive for you i'm not gonna lie but like i said the only one that really gets character here is the gorilla he's the only one to really care for so you could literally just throw out every other character in this movie but if you did that it wouldn't be as marketable like the trailers and honestly the movie would be dramatically better if it just followed him and only him and not every other focused test group created relatable gif characters but you know that wouldn't be as marketable in trailers there are very slight parts of the gorilla story that i do like and like the dad mainly for his voice i guess where he's like i don't know i like i i like the voice i just like the voice but another thing that pisses me off is seeing where the pig mom sleeps oh this is a normal bed you can buy from rooms to go that's it like you can literally use this asset in any other illumination movie if you wanted to right no need to make it creative or pig related in any form or make it just a little cool looking it's just a normal bed and that makes me so mad i can't even explain it it's it's it's so stupid the irs soon visits koala and threatens to take his theater we then see a lamb swim and the joke here is that the lamb is wearing a speedo that's the joke nothing lamb related or anything or just something funny on screen no it's just he's wearing a speedo why why are they animals please someone answer this koala's next genius idea is to visit the rich lady to get some money you know she's the pretentious rich lady who loves the arts of theater and would rather get her skin ripped off her bones than participate in the funding of koala's competition but koala convinces her to give it a try they all start performing their planned acts for the first time and they all suck losers man meanwhile gorilla boy's family gets arrested because he didn't help them get away he made his choice to start singing and then his dad gives him the mean words oh man he gives the mean mean words grill then tries to steal his supposed money to impress his dad but while doing it he sees the audition seat and how talented he is so he doesn't actually steal the money god that's such a boring terrible way to have character have some introspection come on you seriously can't be any more creative than him seeing some random picture in the office wait relatable pause yo relatable movie pause mom goes crazy in the shopping aisle and dances to a song i guess this is her own introspection you know but she's just that mom that wants to break free very relatable stuff oh every mom can relate to this as you can tell the movie has absolutely no idea what it wants to do until it gets to the singing competition there's about 40 minutes of a chunk here until we get to the same competition because the entire section of this movie is considered too movie-like with the competition they can just have licensed songs and whatnot but with the rest of the movie they have absolutely no idea what to fill the time with then we reach a point where like mob bears come and try to take money from the mouse gangster but the mouse gangster is like yo no just take the prize money from the koala just take the money but then the qual is like no oh my god there's no money oh my god what am i gonna do this eventually leads for everything to break the whole theater crumbles and crashes killing all the animals they all drown it's true they all get crushed by rubble it's beautiful gorgeously tragic ending for this movie anyway there's no theater anymore which sad and sucks whoopie do grow up they just rebuild the stage in three seconds afterwards there was no consequence to anything no consequence for the koala and learning that he has no money that's no no consequence he still has the same theater technically they all come together and become genius carpenters to rebuild this thing and then the competition finally goes underway gorilla's dad sees his son sing and he's like that's my son that's my son and then he just breaks out of prison it was it was that easy literally that easy this is an animal society where they have so many strong animals and they just got normal jails normal jails no gorilla specific strong reinforced jails no come on please something in this world just be animal specific anything please please illumination i know sing two is already coming out so it's too late but when y'all make saying three please please get me to write it please uh get me on your team i promise i know what makes an animal thing funny i mean i used to watch america's funniest home videos it makes me an expert on funny animals come on so the entire competition happens i mean come on you know what you know what's happening hey guess what the hedgehog gets a small gag it happens her quills just like fly everywhere that that's that's kind of a visual gag we kind of got something animal specific from this one animal oh my god so no one really wins the competition in the end yeah yeah that i mean that's kind of bull crap man i waited for the winner this whole time terrible i came here for winners the rich lady then buys the theater and i guess all of the people are like koala's friends now for some reason why did they even care about him he screwed him all over and he has no consequence there was no learning no nothing no one in this movie had an arc learned something or anything not even koala koala was completely fine in the end three seconds after his big mistaken twist i'm just genuinely shocked i am shocked he sucked he sucked man in that sing that's the movie that's the animal movie that has no point even being about animals i can sing better than these animals man i'm much more talented to these losers you hear my voice right now it sounds beautiful i have a great voice you can chalk it up to jealousy that'll never be as hot as the gorilla but whatever man i don't care anyways i don't care this is a terrible marketable relatable movie i mean there's nothing original about anything here even the end credit song sounds like the simpsons [Music] you hear this whenever this movie has anything original that has to try to do and not just play licensed songs it struggles so insanely hard the animation is so bare bones and boring and for an animated movie there is absolutely no reason for it to even be animated this movie was just made to sell the soundtrack i know it was it was literally just to sell covers of songs by actors and actresses that's all it was made to do it would have been a much better movie if they just recorded real animals and then like move their mouths to lip sync with songs i would buy that movie ticket opening day man i'm telling you i honestly can't believe there's even another one coming out but then again i guess i do because this is just so marketable and so relatable the only way to stop seeing movies from coming out is to stop music if sing has no more music to sing then they'll stop making them we just need to kill music it's very simple then they'll be forced to die if we just get rid of music together me and you can stop sing and then we could stop this gorilla we could stop him from being so dang hot [Music] [Music] you

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Keywords: nostalgia, illumination, sing, animation, animatedmovies, reviews, comedy, parody, videoessays, singinganimals, universal, disney, sing2, trailer

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Length: 16min 56sec (1016 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 27 2021