So I Finally Watched The Emoji Movie...

[Music] I like that you're one of those guys you can actually express the feelings there are many questions we asked each other in life we like to make small talk by asking hey what's your favorite sport dude do you have any favorite toilet sitting position did you see that a new episode of Breaking Bad last night starring a Bryan Cranston oh it was really good or the infamous question have you seen the emoji movie oh okay just just uttering that sends shivers down my spine a lot of videos on my channel consist of animated movies I love animation it's the perfect medium to create incredible stories or watch someone fail miserably so you can laugh at them animation is a work of art but sometimes people like to abuse the medium to make a massive amount of money Point Break case blank the emoji movie now what can I say about this movie that hasn't been said already this movie has been praised tear it apart ripped a limb from limb and analyze deeply so what on earth could I possibly say well I can just start saying random sounds yeah how about that I could just go like how's that how's that for review on YouTube he just just saying random noises and gibberish for a whole 20 minutes the emoji movies of 2017 sci-fi horror starring so many famous talents you got Maya Rudolph from grownups who I I loved those movies you got Anna Faris from the scary movies yeah James Corden from his car videos you know in those videos where he like drives and sings and drives those are classics we've also got TJ Miller who you know plays the main emoji gene now TJ Miller is he's not a good person he's a really bad person in real life so it's kind of fitting for him to be the main star of the magnum opus of animation who's more fitting the play the Matt emoji then am a human being now gene is the main emoji of the emoji moody he is a gorgeously designed character he's yellow his little puffs of hair on his head he's got tiny legs he's yellow who else more fitting to be the staple of the emoji movie then a yellow emoji see now we're checking for accuracy on the movie I love emojis I send them to my girlfriend a lot she loves them you see all these critics every single one of them is looking at the movie as something crazy but you know what if we were different what if we look at it from what it's supposed to be a movie about emojis not an actual animated movie or more like a documentary so the movie showcases many emojis very accurately but it fails at showing us the important questions we all have for some emojis like for example what emoji is this one is this app just a bunch of alien weenies coming out of the ground or what type of lettuce is this emoji is this romaine lettuce is that iceberg I have no idea and the emoji movie doesn't answer these questions so on that front it is a failure instead of being a documentary answering my sweaty emoji questions the movie just attempts that be an actual movie like with a story and stuff which is weird but it doesn't even have that it doesn't even have a story guess what it just rips off that episode of Fairly OddParents we're at Timmy surf the web so many animated movies ripped off that one episode the lego movie the second Ralph's movie the emoji movie wait I already said that one now okay maybe the lego movies like the best animated movie ever made or whatever and maybe these like two movies in particular stole its plot but you know what timmy turner did it first folks but today let's just calm down and get angry over one movie the emoji movie after all set is done after everyone has talked about it I'm here I'm here to beat it that horse and remind people of the pain so the film begins with space you already failed movie that's not an emoji that's not even the space emoji this is cars to all over again and how they showed a boat for the first thing so we get some narration from TJ Miller I'm gonna call him TJ moji he talks about the universe like he's some omnipotent God attention spans gets shorter and shorter and you're probably not even listening to me right now who has the time to type out actual words and that's where we come in the most important invention in the history of communication emojis we also see a bunch of kids all whom seem to be wearing eyeliner like is that a thing that kids do now do we all wear eyeliner like I get that some kids wear eyeliner that's cool and all like every single kid in this movie is wearing eyeliner cuz it's a weird design for their eyes they all either look tired exhausted or they're just wearing eyeliner but yo go off I guess so this is exactly where the Boomer talk comes in this clip is all like ha ha yo kids are so dumb they can't say words they just send pictures on their phones cuz they got short attention spans it's like so belittling the kids it's amazing I was never a kid in high school to constantly text I was always on my phone but I never texted with emojis or anything instead I was playing like subway surfers or flappy bird like a cool kid so this man gene shows us his town a town of text appleís and this is where it gets super angry sure this intro rips off em it's intro from the lego movie but the most offensive parts are how it treats its own emojis this world has no rules to anything some emojis have sentience some emojis our buildings and some emojis are just like this lock that is used as a tool why is it that the briefcase gets a free life but the lock is locked up to darkness was that an intentional move because that could actually be genius but no it's just the world being lazy in having no rules whatsoever so today is like the crazy big day for gene you got to go into the box cube and get scanned so he can be used as an emoji for some reason you can only be used as an emoji if you are like scanned yeah sure he's greeted by smiley who like talks about getting scanned in a way that seems like seems like a little scanning in the window it's a big goof let me tell you guys there is nothing like getting scanned for the first time meet more emojis like the poop emoji and the hand emoji but we also meet the devil and they call him Steven come on tell me you're in just a little bit hi man what why is the devil named Steven what the movie got against my boy Steven why not name the devil like Kyle we're like Samantha I hate Samantha she's more of the devil so the kid on the outside world picks emojis and goes for a TJ mochi TJ mochi is supposed to make the mat face but he like fries and messes up everything everyone gets mad at him and calls him a malfunction you know like how Emmett was weird for not being like everyone else as exactly what happens here but instead of being funny or full of heart it's just Forrest but something is weird about this movie when TJ mochi he tried to be scanned I found myself mimicking the met emoji I was in real life just trying to do with a met emoji because I wanted to interact with this movie this movie is so so awful so bad yeah it had the power over me in that moment and I have no idea why I wanted to be a part of it during all this you also have high five guy who's like all emo and sad that he's not popular also if you're wondering I'm about the random mw2 skin that's on his finger that's like never explained it's not a good character design sure he'd look weird if he was just completely naked hand but look dude am i cutting my cosplaying as a hand now can I go out in Halloween as James Gordon hand emoji now look at this is the best costume ever so yeah hand guy is sad he's not picked as an emoji anymore why would they pick this hand guy for the movie to not be a popular emoji I mean surely this emoji is way more popular than the alien moon emoji can get some alien wings in the comments let me see some alien wings in my comments man so now that man is all sad and stuff smiley emoji takes him to the office and says that she's going to straight-up delete him because he's causing so many errors on the phone and that's dangerous for everyone on gene is straight up the villain of this whole movie just because he causes malfunction he causes nearly everyone to get the lead in and causes so many issues with hacking and jailbreaking wait wait what oh do you guys hear that that's like that's like a segue to this week's sponsor Nord VPN you see if you go on your emoji device you know you know that phone thing that sends pictures of alien Wiens you can safely protect your internet browsing and data by going to Nord VPN comm so that's 24 frames Nick and getting 75% off a three-year plan Nord VPN uses military-grade encryption to protect your data it's also available on computers - not just your emoji device with iOS and Android versions with new copyright laws blocking certain media in certain countries Nord VPN is the perfect way to enjoy the content you want safely and privately just click any one of the thousands of servers in 61 plus countries and you're good to go so just go to north VPN comm slash 24 frames Nick and use code 24 frames and Nick for 75% off a three-year plan and get a free month now back back to the pain I guess so TJ emoji runs away and grabs hand emoji and hand emoji leads him to a secret room where all the emojis are that never get picked exist and y'all know exactly what I'm about to say where's yet where he at man where's my favorite emoji also this just shows how dumb these writers are the eggplant emoji never being picked okay man yeah sure sure dude yeah yeah sure there's totally no one ever using the eggplant emoji mm-hmm yeah yeah sure so hand emoji talks with TJ emoji about what he should do in order to not you know like die he says that he should get a hacker and hand mochi is like oh my god I can use this to get favored it again or something I could be popular again on the way out they abuse a red dragon for absolutely zero reason like like okay why why include that in the movie and then hand really says bye Felicia to this old lady bye Felicia I I am so upset I am so upset at the way these emojis are talking to me these emojis have the worst dialogue in the entire world and yeah that should be like a given oh it's obvious that this movie would suck oh it's obvious that this would have a bad script but it's such a bad script where it's just it's just killer it's absolutely just dire about how bad the script is so TJ mochi in hand sneak out of town they go to like the outskirts of techstop Allah you know this town that you see one minute of yeah they're already leaving and we're not gonna see it ever again so outside of the town and spooks TJ mochi with finger puppets and like what what is what is the joke here what is the joke what does the joke have to do with phones or emojis what is the point it wasn't even close to funny this is like objectively annoying so these dudes walk around the apps and TJ mochi goes to Facebook and we don't actually see him go into Facebook because the movie is too lazy to show us most things so instead it's just silhouettes that freeze eventually TJ mo G's parents like hunter TJ mo G to save him and like is this whole side plot about them loving each other but you know they're just being mad emojis and it's just actually it's like the only tolerable part about this entire movie the only part about this movie I was actually able to watch without pulling my hair is about these two dudes TJ mo Jun hand go to a piracy app and the first thing in that app is some on-the-nose punk stuff Wow what's so so original guys wait wait wait ooh keep it going with the the great soundtrack this entire movie has the worst soundtrack I've ever heard they just picked the top three songs on the charts and just slapped them in there in the worst spots imaginable with no heart no thought nothing we see bunch of punks and jokes around this entire piracy about the internet and it's just it's just annoying Ralph breaks the internet as much flak as it gets honestly showed parts of the internet and a really fun exciting way it's cute and shirt came after the emoji movie but you know that's that's just not an excuse for this movie to just be so so so lazy so lazy to the point where it just feels like this entire script was made by an AI you know I wouldn't even be surprised about that so the gang finds this girl named jailbreak jailbreak is a punk hacker girl you know she's independent she she hacks things and she's a punk I mean honestly I hate everything said it best when it came to her characters someone just let his clip roll and remember everyone she is a strong independent woman who don't need no man it is imperative that you remember that she is in fact a woman look at the fact that she is a woman you really need to know that she is a woman so these dudes get chased a candy crush and then TJ emoji dies uh-huh no he doesn't die dummies ooh it was one of the jokes in the movie they did a joke oh my you'll also see a weird screen transition where like okay there are two of these in the entire movie and they just confuse you each time is so out of place they're just so badly done who directed this movie oh oh this guy this guy oh look so the dude who owned the phone hates how the phone is acting up because of TJ emojis antics so he makes an appointment at the phone store the gang escapes candy crush and TJ Modi's parents pass YouTube oh oh wow they're playing they're playing jakey oh god I love that guy maybe maybe this movie ain't so bad so for some reason these three nerds just go to just dance they they just go to just dance and they play just dance and then the hand is annoying it's alright with me cuz I can shake it like Michael yeah that's it that's all he is he's just annoying they go to Spotify and they float on the sound waves and dies but they rescued him sadly and they go to the firewall and a firewall teach emoji is blasted with fire a lot he is constantly blasted this entire movie makes it seem like there are stakes to this but there there is none like this is painful to watch there are no actual repercussions to him getting blasted with fire so but why do we care why is there dramatic music playing when he can get blasted 300 times over and be completely fine so they make it past their firewall and they go to the cloud and TJ mochi hits on jailbreak and she denies him so he gets mint and turns himself in jailbreak and hand fly to save him they fly to save him jailbreak is able to call in a bird to fly anywhere pretty much yet they had that whole journey through multiple apps 4y4 whoo it wasn't for me it wasn't for you it wasn't for the audience having a fun journey oh oh not at all that is definitely not the case so they get to TJ mochi the whole world starts to get snapped away and then TJ Modi's like yo yo check it out I'm a gif I guess I'm animated now guy sends this to girl and grows like yo OMG you can express your feelings so accurately and beautiful oh my god you're like oh my god that emoji dude cause that emoji man and then the day is saved in everyone parties they dance to some song and credits roll and that's the emoji movie that is the emoji movie man you know what for a movie about emojis there's only like 20 minutes of actual emojis in the entire movie and that's that's disappointing itself as many of you may know the movie has a terrible message and not even directly about the phone oh oh no it's just a really awful message in TJ emoji himself his entire purpose is to live in a cube and just go about it one way but the movie is somehow fakes an inspirational tale that he's more than just one thing and he could do so many more things in life yeah at the end of the movie he is still in the cube so like he's doing more he is approaching in multiple ways but he's still in one tiny box his outlook is just different he didn't really strive for anything different in life he just changed his viewpoint what kind of message is that for kids to tell him to just stay in the tiny little box that they are in but just you know change your viewpoint of it what kind of message is that it they should break out of that box like he did in the beginning you had it you had it a good message going and then he just kind of ruined it by the end every character in this movie sucks look at hand again look at this boy we are all going to collectively hate this character we're gonna stare at him until we are all collectively unhappy this is what happens when we let me go on way too far the director himself has made like one original movie you know you know egor yeah that was all right I guess I think it was a good album at least and TJ moji is honestly just a villain of the entire movie he causes everything bad to happen and luckily since he has some special power at the end of the movie the last three seconds of the movie he's able to save everything and just unfix his mess up but he's the villain he causes everyone to get scared he causes everyone to panic like smiley is honestly just trying to do her job and save everybody so why are we even rooting for TJ modi to actually get through the movie he's not a good person or anything if he's just running away like a scared little coward a little little boy a little emoji boy a little little boy these guys are they're all boys emojis are just boys a lot of the audio in this movie just seems to be incredibly terrible at one point behind the cube things and like one of the first scenes there's a loud ringing that is just hurts listen to this q take a hike Mike my name's no mine that is in the movie and it's headache-inducing the emoji movie more like sick emoji movie and then at other points characters lines will just be drastically higher than others so it's like loud for no reason I mean seriously this is just terrible I honestly know that oh this is probably intentional though the movie had to be intentionally lazy because Sony Pictures animation is great I mean even before everyone loved them because of spider-verse Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs was phenomenal and really underrated I'm serious it's actually a really good movie so no doubt this movie was marketed and made to drive in hate dollars it honestly always happens but I know what you guys are thinking yo yo Nick how you gonna talk about the emoji movie without collabing with Jax films one of the movies creators and don't worry guys he's here to talk about his favorite movie the emoji movie thanks jack I Love You Man you know it really is good at the mean what this movie has died down though it only came out two years ago and no one has been talking about it all of 2019 there are other animated movies to be hyped over and fond over or get angry about I'm glad this movie was so quickly forgotten there's no like guilty pleasure here or hate watching even like I can hate watch movies and laugh at them and enjoy them with others but this does not have that it's offensive towards people with brains eyes and everyone that wants to know what this emoji is just like 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Channel: 24 Frames Of Nick

Views: 2,162,866

Rating: 4.9388661 out of 5

Keywords: nostalgia, theemojimovie, videoessays, jacksfilms, scottthewoz, animation, animatedmovies, familymovies, sony, netflix, comedy, parody, reviews

Id: SuyW6JEpktA

Length: 20min 5sec (1205 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 07 2019

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