[exciting music] [audience cheering]
- Here we go. [whistle whistles] - And they're off.
- They're on their way. - Here we go. Straight away then. Tobi getting on the ball early doors, looking for the West Ham man. - Oh, lovely play.
- Ethan Payne, little one too. - Oh. - It's been picked up though in the middle of the park. Theo Baker with an early step over. - Oh, nobody there. - Okay, he's done right there. Gonna pull back up right- - A great stuff for Theo.
- Into the box. Theo Baker put it in [indistinct]. You greedy boy. As his mother used to say to him. Go on, you've had enough. [graphics thud]
There we go ChrisMD. What can he cook up? Theo Baker looking for the free ball. He goes inside. [whistle whistles] It's actually not the worst shot. I don't think he knows he's off. It's a Speed situation 2.0. - It's a lovely finish. I'm hoping JJ knew that was upside 'cause he just left it. - Yeah, Kai Cenat, obviously there his first appearance at a YouTube game and that's perhaps
surprising with the technique on display here. He was about 20 yards outside though. - Absolutely he was. [graphics thud] - Harry, picks the way here.
- Gonna put us there. - Powerful man. Harry picks their pocket
hoping for a 10 bag, I think. No luck there. That's all you can ask for
from seven and a half there. He's got him off the pitch. Behzinga.
- Oh. - He's going through. Bam.
- He comes through. - Oh my God, Behzinga! - Behzinga scores! - What a moment. - The shirt's coming off. - Look at it. Honestly, hear the cheers around his life. Around [indistinct]. It might not get better than that. At West Ham London Stadium,
in front of the world. All of the Sidemen team around him. Ethan Payne take a bow. Question marks about xQc. Will xQc have XQCs? - I don't know. - Look at it.
- Go on. - He burst through like
a young Vladimir Cou- He's tried to pick the ball
up there, I think JiDion. - JiDion panicked. - He's like a young Coufal there. - But you know, great
footage on WillNE's GoPro. - Improvisation at his finest. Right foot low. Made the keeper work, son. Keep it on target, son.
That's what he's done. - And I'll tell you what, he can tell Olive about
that when he's older. Say daddy scored a goal at West Ham in front of 60,000 people
and you were there. [graphics thud] - Yeah, you never know about his handling on those crosses coming in for someone.
- Not at all. - Might not have played
a lot of timing goal. Oh, great ball.
- Oh, look at that. - ChrisMD has been letting loose. He's got space. Niko's in the box on his left foot. - Like he's in tiger, tiger. - Up against Calfreezy here. He squeeze in a web of life. - He's gonna go. - ChrisMD with his own goal!. What a goal. There's nothing Calfreezy or KSI could do. The diminutive midfield
maestro puts it level, pegging a one apiece. Yes, JJ has lost his clean
sheet and he always struggled to keep his sheets clean
when he lived with Simon. [tongue clicks] Oh boys. - Let's watch this back here. Two defenders on him.
Not a problem for him. Weaving, past three
[Spencer grunts] of them in the end. And a fantastic finish. Again, how far have we come? each performing at halftime in a YouTube charity game.
- I know. Matt, it used to be
rappers like KSI doing it. - Hey, I think he's on Side, you know. Simon, could score a great tonne.
- He's gonna finish. - He's currently wide, oh. Look at him, goal! Miniminter strikes again, you
can set your watch by him. Ever reliable and
they're in the lead, 2-1. 2-1 target, two goals for the Sidemen as we approach half time though there will be a
fair bit of injury time. - A perfectly time run. WillNE, chasing shadows. But again, you know you
can't blame him for that. That was a gorgeous play from the Sidemen. - It's a three on three
situation for the Sidemen if they can get it forward but it's still YouTube All-Stars. Filly on his left foot, tries to get on his right.
- Still going - Honestly, just hit it on your left. Test to keep him. - Pass it to Chunkz. There it is, deflection. KSI, that's exactly
what I'm talking about. Get the shots off against these keepers. - You can't really blame
JJ for that one though. Wicked deflection. If you give Chunkz time - Goal scored
- and a net to the box - for the YouTube All-Stars.
- he's gonna punish you. - Number 21, make some noise for Chunkz.
- JJ is fuming. [audience cheers] - But Chunkz is a player. I've said it before, I'll say it again. Probably still one of the
most underrated ballers in the scene. Let's take a look at this.
- That is so annoying. - Great work from Filly in the buildup. It comes to Chunkz. Gets onto that wonder of a right foot and massively helped by the deflection - Off Harry's back
- Off the back of Wroetoshaw. It might affect his rating
a little bit, you know. - I mean they say speed
equals distance over time but Chunkz scores from
distance every time. [graphics thud]
[graphics whoosh] - My word. - Here we go. Look at this pace. Look at this pace. - Manny is off and away.
- On the right side. - Manny closing Simon. Back to Manny. They draw.
- Send it out. - Yeah.
- Manny scores. - It's simple, it's proper football. [audience cheering] - Love to see it. Simon and Manny linking
up with a one-two there. - Hey get 'em.
- And it's the Sidemen who score their lead.
- Goal scored for Sidemen FC. - That's the third time.
- And he's got good time. - It's Manny. - Sumptuous strike. Step aside Adam22, there's
a new cook in town. His name's Manny. - Lovely finish again. I'd like to see an angle and see if xQc could have done more. But when you've got the ball
in the box and you're Manny and he's got so much space,
you expect him to finish it. - You have to say, I think the scout for the Sidemen is the same guy
that does Brighton transfers because they found JJ out of nowhere and he's patrolling things. - Deji on the other hand, has not made that work but Randolph...
- Randolph plays it to Simon. It's like the "What's Good Podcast." - Hey look at that. Five star skill moves. He's got family, you know.
- He send one. Oh, he's dropped it. No, no, no. - Oh. - xQc that is not the way now. Manny gets his second of the game. - And that's why you just
have to shoot on sight. But look at this from Simon. Is that the move of the match so far? Flicks it over JiDion. The shot was enough to
cause xQc a problem. Who, let's face it, isn't gonna catch a great
deal of shots today. And Manny was there. - Oh, he did well to make that save. We've gotta give him
that. He almost caught it. But we knew this could be the difference, the goalkeepers I mean the Sidemen have
a world class athlete. - Sub. - He's great with his hands, even better with his elbows. It's KSI. ChrisMD. - Danny Aarons. - Lives and breathes football. Mr. Beast. - Love it, Jimmy. That's [indistinct]. - It's nice defence from old Beastie boy. - This is what I love about YouTube football games. Where else are you gonna see Danny Aarons head to head with Mr. Beast. Look at it. That's lovely bit of skill. ChrisMD, don't let it go off. Keeps it on. - Nice feet, just pushes off Mr. Beast. - Oh, is that good though?
[Spencer grunts] Catch them though. Do it. [whistle whistles]
Yes, he's done it. - It's a penalty. He's done it. Now who takes it? The All-Stars have a need for Speed. He's stepping up to the spot here. - What's they're saying?
- This is your time. - Don't let me ruin it. - This could be the biggest
moment in this game. It's Speed versus KSI. - Close in.
- Here we go. [whistle whistles] The crowd awaits. Here we go. - Look at the technique.
Look at the run-up. Where would you put it? This is your moment, Speed. Take it. Grasp it. - Speed, what is that? - Oh my words. - Wow.
- Siuuu! - You called this, man. - He caught it.
- You called it. - He reversed siuuued him. - You know what? Forget CR7. We see you in the
changing room, you clown. - They taught him the upside rules. They didn't teach him
how to take a penalty. - Bro, that shot was ass.
- You just gotta hit it harder than that. - On the edge of the box. Who are like here though? - Fosh.
- Fosh, left foot. [people cheering] - What a finish! Max Fosh. What a moment. - Left foot on the edge of the D. - Goal scored, YouTube All-Stars, number five
- You have to say, he spared the blushes
- Max Fosh. - from young Speed who missed the penalty but up steps, Max Fosh.
- Yeah, you know what it's all right, I saved
- It's squared. - some shots. - Say the name.
- His shot was ass. Yeah, so, so dead. And you're like yeah,
so you save the penalty. That was a big pressure moment. Well done from that though but unfortunately made it.
- Yeah, I made Max Fosh the dub. [grunts] - The reverse siuuu though.
- Good shot. - Oh my days.
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Had to give him that.
[both laugh] You go, bro. - Chris up to Niko. - Oh, lovely touch. - Touch of a dentist. - Say, "Oi, come pick it up there." JJ, a bit of problem area here. - It's not going out.
- He might need some help though.
- Oh, lovely. [whistle whistles]
- Oh. They've got it.
- He's not blocking it. Chunkz, Speed. - Oh. - Calfreezy saves the day. - Calfreezy to the rescue. Chunkz just show up, makes
for some turn, turn, turn. - Oh, no.
- Oh, no. - It could be another one. - No. - It's too entertaining here in London. xQc has done what JJ almost did. - And he just made a goal.
- YouTube stars got scored - Tobi Jizzle scores.
- goes for the Sidemen FC, There's nothing you'll hear.
- Tobi. [audience cheers]
[graphics thud] - JJ hasn't faced these many shots since Harry's diss track. - Oh, he's come
- Nice. flacking for it and missed it. Chunkz kicks them out.
- Lovely mouth. - Fosh.
- It's Fosh, don't give him time. - Wow, he got cannon
- Wow. - on that foot.
- Deji, JiDion. JiDion's going for it.
- Get the [indistinct]. - Oh, no. They might not get this through. - It's a flying V. Stay on side, Vik. Okay, dribble to Vik 'cause he can't touch that there. - Manny takes it. - Manny with the hat-trick. - Oh, it's easy. It's a piece of cake for this young man. Manny gets the first hat-trick of the day. That hat-trick...
- That attack from the Sidemen was unbelievable. It's like a Mighty Ducks Flying V. Luckily...
- Oh. - Oh, was there an
offside for Manny there? - I think that's offside. - There might be. We could got to VAR. Have we got VAR? I don't know. - Danny Aarons once he got in his locker, well, we'd have to blur
it if we showed it, but... Moving on, some good
defending there from Airrack. JJ! Oh no. Speed has done
everything but score. The battle continues between these two by the way in the box. - Another chance for Speed. JJ's living
- We're good. rent free in his head. [Spencer laughs] Here we go. - Chunkz.
- Chunkz. - Look at these Kills from the man. - Lovely feet. - And he's still going.
- Oh, his body then. - I think he's gone through the legs. - Kai Cenat, what can he do? - Niko.
- Niko picks it up. - Same goal as last year.
- Lays it off to Chunkz. - Chunkz hits it. - Oh. - JJ.
- Oh. Oh, he got rolled over. [whistle whistles] - No, no.
- It's a goal. - That's not.
- He got over the line. - That's not a goal. - The line is that a goal?
- That's not a goal. What?
- He's rolled it over. - Is that a goal?
- He got a stinker. He's held the ball and
then rolled over the line. [Spencer laughs] - He rolls into Speed, he's safe. Speed can't take it off him. He's got two hands on it
but he rolls away from Speed into the back of the net. - It's like watching
Ben Foster at Wrexham. - I fancy Niko Omilana for a goal today. He leads the NDL and the attack. - Here we go.
- Beautiful link up between Chris and Chunkz. Gets out his feet, hits it. - Oh, what a save.
- It's out. - What a save from this young man. He's redeemed himself there. - Danny Aaron's recently retired dad. So now he has someone to hang out with. - That's definitely... Oh, right challenge there. [whistle whistles] Free kick for the Sidemen. Miniminter taking that one. Max Fosh could be the
first put in off the game. - Substitution Max Fosh-
- What's on his trousers. - Number three [indistinct]. - Yellow card. - He's going to reverse it. Well, that's a first. - Number one, Mr. Beast.
- What about making [indistinct] with the yellow. - Burn them to the yellow. It's clever play. He knows the law. Looking at the stats on football. The highest rated player right now. It's gotta be Manny, hasn't he? - Manny's on a 9.7, Chunkz on an 8.7. - Vikkstar's open. Wonder he's on. Take it away, Vik. Vikkstar.
- It's deja vu. Is it deja Vik. Can he score? Can he pass? He goes Harry. [people cheering] It's about time. He deserved the goal of one of these games and he's got one Harry, Wroetoshaw with the seventh of the match. Anyone that plays with Harry knows. He has got a kin of a striker and he doesn't often get to
unleash it in these matches. But look at this and let's
talk about the assist by Vikkstar.
- The Vikkstar assist. - The vision. - I mean he's a playmaker these days. He's adapted his game as he's got older, you know.
- This is it. I'll tell you what a fantastic goal. It's 7-4 now. Now you said the Sidemen,
they're known to get seven. - The technique on display there from Harry is nothing
short of Kevin De Bruyne. - He's getting away.
- Will he get up the field. - You're wearing a GoPro Speed flicks it past Mr. Beast - With Niko.
- Niko. - Niko, there it is! - Oh, there it is. The game's not over yet. - Niko Omilana.
- Niko. - Two goals from last
year, one from this year. Here we go. - Goal scored for the YouTube - Gorgeous finish.
- All-Stars, 69, Niko. - The real mayor of London gives the YouTube All-Stars a glimmer. - Niko, you can just rely
on him in those areas. You know, he is like oh, nine. - Absolutely. [graphics thud]
[graphics whoosh] - We've got nine minutes injury time. We're almost four minutes into it. Oh wow, oh wow, and that's the game. - That's the game if it goes in and it has gone. - No, it's not been flagged. It's not been flagged. It hasn't stayed up. - It doesn't cross the line. Just like all my jokes today, it's perfectly on the line, yeah. - JJ on the end of edge of the box. - Goes forward, surely not. - Chunkz to Speed. Have some composure
that there's no keeper. - That's upside, surely. Surely that's upside. Oh, what's play [indistinct].
- He's gone for it. - By the All-Stars players maybe that's what happened there. - Tareq. And that's the game wrapped up. - It's got to be. - Let's take a look at this again. So he is definitely in
an offside position. JJ's presence there caused him problems. The lack of composure from
the All-Stars was problematic. Yes, it is onside 'cause
it's completely played through to him. - Oh, you've gotta think
that they just needed to get rid there. You need to let Chunkz have the ball there ruin this.
- Chunkz got... I'd say Chunkz ran the wrong way 'cause speed was out to the right. - Potential penalty
there with the shirt pull as well but Tareq takes his moment. - Tareq says, "Hey, you can have my shirt afterwards. I've just scored." - Comes to Manny instead. He's got a hat-trick. Can he improve that? Whoa, big touch. - Fosh on the left.
- They tail him. - Bash from Fosh.
- And again. Still alive though. Chances are there.
- Oh. - It's gonna fall to Deji. - Great block from Jacobs. - JJ on the edge. Left foot. [people jeering] He shouldn't be outfield. He
should be protecting himself. - And that's the final
- And that's the game. - whistle. Mark Glastonburg the whistle to his mouth It's all over here at
the London Stadium, 8-5. in eight and the main lift the trophy. - And the main man, the captain. Ethan Payne AKA Behzinga
is about to lift the trophy on the beloved, London Stadium. Wow.
- We just witnessed - from all the [indistinct] the Sidemen The winners.
- They made it. The main man is gonna [indistinct]. - And once again, right,
they are the champions of the Sidemen Charity Match 2023. - The Sidemen FC.
