The Best of The Big Bang Theory Season 1

oh hello I'm sorry haven't you ever been told how beautiful you are in Flawless Russian no I haven't get used to it yeah I probably won't all right just a few more feet and here we are gentlemen the gates of elob good Lord Don't Panic this is what the last 97 hours have been about stay frosty there's a horde of armed goblins on the other side of that gate guarding the sword of Azeroth Warriors unath your weapons magic wielders razor wands Lock and Load Raj blow the gates blowing the gates control shift be oh my God so many goblins don't get down there slash that move slash that move information L you got one on your tail that's on my tail HTI I'll SWAT him off I got him Leonard tonight I spice my mead with Goblin blood not a tra or flanking us he's got me Sheldon he's got Raj use your sleep spell Sheldon Sheldon I've got the sword of Azeroth look at the sword Sheldon help R there is no more Sheldon I am the sword master L look out Dam I know we're dying here goodbye peasants Bast teleported he's selling the sword of Azeroth on eBay you betray us for money who are you I'm a rogue night elf don't you people read character descriptions wait wait wait somebody just click buy it now I am the sword master call me a puffy animal of course not no he's not you're not right Leonard no I said animalistic I of course we're all animals but some of us have climbed a little higher on the evolutionary tree if he understands that you're in trouble so what I'm unevolved you're in trouble I know you use a lot of big words for such a widow dwarf okay KK please Penny it's okay I can handle this I am not a dwarf I'm a hobbit a hobbit are misfiring neurons in your hippocampus preventing the conversion from short-term to long-term memory okay now you're starting to make me mad a homohabilis discovering his opposable thumb says what what I think I've made my point Sheldon you got him in your sights fire he's charging his plasma rifle yeah shoot now I'm cloaking now roaj chill sh him I can't see him that's why they call it cloaking dead man just start throwing grenades I'm on out hey guys my friends and I got tired of dancing so we came over to have sex with you that will the rush jump in the tank we said no tanks there are no rules in Hell son of a big pack I need a told you's a sniper use your rocket launcher all I got is a Needler and I'm all out of ammo and now you're out of life why'd you hit pause I thought I heard something what no never mind sorry go look at me look at me I've got goosebumps are we ready on the stereo go for stereo hey guys hello hello hey Sheldon hello fenny get anything good just the latest copy of Applied particle physics quarterly oh you know that is so weird that yours came in mine didn't it was a joke Leonard Leonard Leonard what I need to speak to you it's 2:00 in the morning it's important I highly doubt that way are you still out there yes what you're right it can wait until morning Howard it's the phone I know it's the phone Ma I hear the phone well who's calling at this ungodly hour I don't know well ask them why they're calling at this ungodly hour how can I ask them when I'm talking to you hello Howard it's Leonard code milky green dear Lord not milky green affirmative with fever who's on the phone it's Leonard why is he calling sheld did sick were you playing with him for God's sake mom 26 years old excuse me Mr grownup what do you want for breakfast chocolate milk and egos please Howard listen to me hang on call waiting but no don't don't Hello Howard I'm sick Howard sleeping this is his mother why are you calling at this ungodly hour I need soup then call your around mother it was Sheldon I tried to stop you it's my own fault I forgot the protocol we put in place after the great ear infection of ' 06 if I push any harder I'm going to give birth to my colon I can't feel my fingers hurry up it's the same amount of work no matter how fast you go basic physics Sheldon yeah if my fingers ever work again I've got a job for the middle one oh hey guys oh hi p take a break guys what are you doing just you don't move in something upstairs what is it you know time machine yeah okay neat but I really got to get to work so uh just give us a few minutes I don't have a few minutes I'm running really late then I have a simple solution go up to the RO roof hop over to the next building there's a small Gap don't look down if you subject up to vertigo and use their stairwell you're joking right oh I never joke when it comes to vertigo damn okay I'll just take the roof hey if you wait for us to set up the time machine I can drop you off at work yesterday time travel joke it's not never mind for what it's worth I thought it was humorous sorry I'm late I'm working on a project that may take me up on the next space shuttle how can you be late I wasn't expecting you at all nobody ever expects me sometimes you just look and Bam Howard walls Penny listen I've got a problem yeah well so do I look you got to stall Leonard a little longer I don't think I can you have to we all have to be there at the same time to yell surprise okay you have to understand something we're in a hospital right now why is Leonard okay it's fine I'm fine thanks for asking by the way okay I don't need your attitude listen just hold them there a little longer look I've done my best but he wants to go home and I don't know how to stop him okay how about this you keep him there a little longer and when you get to the party I'll point out which of my friends are easy don't toy with me woman I got a hot former fat girl with no self-esteem I got a girl who punishes her father by sleeping around and an alcoholic who's two tequila shots away from letting you wear her like a hat thy will be done I'm doing this for you little buddy by the way a six-year-old could hack your computer system keep walking yeah 1 2 3 4 is not a secure password excuse me my friend is having an allergic reaction to peanuts no he's not yes he is look sir we are very busy here and I just don't holy crap please help me go for I need a gie by Away by away thank you h

Channel: ythb

Views: 3,304,838

Keywords: sheldon, laugh, penny, leonard, howard, rajesh

Id: xanfYQPH_ds

Length: 10min 0sec (600 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 19 2009