Shark Flirting

[Music] Hey hey you must be Jason right and you're Whitney right right oh it's so good to finally put a name with the face yeah Jordan and Jessica keep telling me that you and I are a match made in heaven I know they say we'd be perfect for each other yeah well um would you like to sit down sure uh would you like a drink uh yes please red Bull no okay um well I was thinking maybe later we could play some World of Warcraft I hate video games what why would Jordan and Jessica think we'd be such a perfect match all you've done is attack me since you've gotten here speaking of attacking did you know that 80% of shark attacks occur in less than three feet of water and I assume most of these attacks occur office coast of South Africa with the bull shark also known as the Zambezi shark the world's most deadly a shark because of its ability to survive in freshwater you have a very nice head thank you did you know that sharks have clusters of sensors on their head that can sense electromagnetic currents for up to 3 yards away and it sets a single drop of blood and a million drops of water Oh Jason stop it now shark skin is made up of millions of tooth like scales making it feel rough [Applause] like sandpaper Oh Jason my darling but um but um Whitney sharks have the most powerful jaws of any species known to man I think you mean crocodiles dear no it sharks but that's impossible where did you get your information surely not from Animal Planet I read it on a website a website what kind of girl do you think I am but I just I have no cheap hussy Jason I'm leaving Whitney get a good last look this great white doesn't dirty itself with buckets of chum

Channel: Divine Comedy

Views: 50,997

Rating: 4.9444447 out of 5

Keywords: shark, flirting, byu, divine, comedy, sketch

Id: kKujLUp3nGk

Length: 3min 9sec (189 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 02 2011