I've never been one for
college pride Always busy with my friends Ben & Jerry But I've been forced
out for the night Roomies love this game But I think it's so lame And everyone's like: Go team! Score big! Come on, ref, what
was that!? Field goals Fight songs Where'd we get that stuffed cat? I don't care These fans are living on
hyped-up dreams But everybody's like: Hot dogs Kickoffs Cheering while the
rain pours Hard hits Timeouts Why we playing Star Wars? I don't care Maybe I'll go steal
that old guy's chair I guess they'll always
be cougars (cougars) Blue runs true in their blood This kind of swag just
ain't for us I just don't get
all of this fuss Get me home to
my Snuggie (Snuggie) You can call me QB 'Cause baby, I'll rush,
I'll rush, I'll rush, I'll rush Home to watch Downton Abbey Fourth and goal and
I start to sweat Can't stop gripping the edge
of my soft, new chair Then we score and
my heart soars Where's this coming from? This isn't like me But count me in, like: Go Cougs! Handoff! See our running back fly! Touchdown! George Q! Look, we made that dude cry! We don't care We're crushing D-lines
and their dreams And then my heart's like: Bronco Cosmo Jimmer is my hero Wrong sport? My bad I'm still new at this, bro We don't care What other sport could
possibly compare? 'Cause we'll always
be cougars (cougars) Blue runs true in our blood Light up that Y just for us I finally get all of this fuss Tradition, spirit,
and honor (honor) You can call me QB 'Cause baby, I'll rush,
I'll rush, I'll rush, I'll rush Into football fan-ity
