Shane Gillis | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #353

today's episode is brought to you by liquid death drink up today's guest is a tall man and he's a comedian as well um he was semi-recently affected by cancel culture over at saturday night live he is a co-host of matt and shane's secret podcast with his partner just friend matt mccusker today's guest is comedian who i met last night mr shane gillis [Music] [Music] just [Applause] how you feeling bro me yeah i feel pretty good man i think i was just trying to think earlier about how i'm feeling i think sometimes for me it's like i have to think about how i'm feeling yeah for sure it's like i think some people can just are just feeling you know yeah it's like when you're depressed you gotta like figure it out because when you're depressed you don't like know you're depressed you're just kind of like i'm tired yeah i don't feel like doing anything yeah you got to take some time yeah people like why are you at this animal shelter and you're like i don't know i just want to say goodbye to these guys i don't know what it is i just want to say goodbye to all these cats yeah yeah man i just i don't even know him but i miss him um yeah man thanks for thanks for letting me get up last night it's cool oh yeah i was happy about it that was a good crowd in there they were i was a little i was a little like i couldn't figure them out at first it was a weird nashville you know there's certain states where like austin or nashville or like richmond was like that where it's like aren't you guys supposed to be like hicks and then they're like ultra liberal or like not ultra liberal but they're like no we're not hicks right we care yeah and then they over you know i think are we recording this on yeah okay all right good okay um i wasn't sure i you know i do think it's funny to find like a real country audience like i my audience isn't like a real country audience um do you feel what is your audience do you i was trying to gauge it from the stage last year yeah you don't know a man you really don't know a community you walk into like it's like putting on his pants yeah yeah yeah yeah minutes in um office i don't know i don't really have it's new the audience thinks so it's mostly it's just podcast guys right fans like that yeah for sure yeah you had there was one girl there who was like i felt like she was not even looking at the stage she was kind of looking the other like she was kind of sitting to the side where was she at over to the right yeah i remember her and she for me and she hated me she hated me she hated me start to finish hated me and i hated her for it oh everyone's wanna look at him what the what are you doing isn't that crazy why would you do this she like it was matt yes i think that's i'm glad she was mad during your set oh she was she was mad dream i said and even ari uh because ari mantis was there and he went up before kind of a bigger lady right she was more a little more reuben yeah kind of like a more of like a rodent painter and like a road in can you bring up rodin i think anyway yes but yeah that was i was like okay this is these are shane's these are shane's bad girls out here yeah you think i got the yeah she almost had a goth appearance pale r-o-d-i-n brother that's larry rodden who's also apparently a good artist out of somewhere yeah it looks good yeah oh yeah there it is i think he did some oh there we go what's that blob to the right oh that's i recognize that lady fuming dude i used to go and i was in uh school some type of school i would go to the library and look at all of the that was all my pornography is what i would look at it was that kind of stuff heavily bro i remember going in there and i wouldn't get it going again well i would get erect and then i would put my erection into the book where in the library right like up near the shelves and close it as hard as i could on my penis so you were like tributing renaissance paintings i was yeah i mean i was into like and i remember i'd go to the certain section and be back there it was dicey it's crazy i never really thought about that i went through this whole deal to do that that's a lot it is a lot that's a lot it's crazy did that it is crazy you're sticking your book dick into books and smash it not putting them in i would open the book i like this book i'm not saying the book was asking for it but i'm saying yes but i would do that man i would just like uh the book was willing to be able to totally like seven years i was probably 13 maybe 12. this feels like a 7th grade yeah endeavor just something yeah i think it was just like i think i just wanted to i don't know if i wanted to meet a woman from the past or if i [Laughter] was just that's how i could see pornography you wanted a woman from the past do you think maybe i don't know i'm just trying to think of why would i have done that because dick it feels good to smash your dick into things yeah that too and they were naked ladies yeah porn back then was impossible and if you could score some porn in school yeah that's dude i would look at like the science book yeah i'd be like a skinless woman and i'd be like nice yeah like you see your you can see the inside of her you can see the workings dude so you just made even to the driver oh bro give me this biology book oh a little anatomy i remember two moons and eclipse and i remember thinking it was like breasts oh yeah that's yeah you remember how hot like disgusting teachers were to you oh man i remember yeah who was your hot one who was your hot tea we had a lady that had giant tits but she must have been she literally must have been 65 70 years old wow but we were all like dude what would you give to just titty this lady oh none of us were like seventh graders that's the dark arts and that's when 9 11 happened she was the lady who broke the news to me about 9 11. no way giant tits lady i couldn't i remember when i was young if a teacher it was hot i couldn't even hear them when they were talking to me i think that's one of the reasons why i did why i had trouble learning it sometimes in certain classes because it's like once they open i couldn't hear anything yeah you were in the library smashing your dick into books you're not gonna learn anything you're not gonna there's no chance you're learning yeah that's true somebody should have got a hold of you and stopped you yeah that would have helped i was at the library for so many hours i think at some point i had this kid's real bookworm yeah this kid's literally studying hard he's really i don't know how he's failing he's literally worming these books over here oh and i and i would and i always had i was oh we're allowed to drink these yeah we can make these man that's sparkling do you mind this is sparkling water flat i don't know why i thought this was this is water we're out drinking take flag it's water liquid death water yeah where's this stuff from flint i don't know probably yeah it's actually a good call yeah how is this not liquid death the sanctioned water of flint they're having a tough time oh wow um but dude nice to meet you last night thanks for thanks for letting us get up man yeah um we we kind of talked a little bit briefly about oh we had a question what is this one sean hi theo my name is joe and i'm a big fan from little old england enjoying my bath and i have a question for shane um what is his opinion on age gap relationships um still seems to be okay younger woman and the older guy but not so much the other way around so um look forward to hearing your opinions okay bye wow that could be one of that's somebody's school teacher whoa she's in the bathroom it's a british asmr in a bathtub yeah she's asking me about how do i feel about older women yeah would you bring me down here to make me come dude no did you try to get me hard was this a setup no i've never huh no you invite me over here you put on some asmr give me rock hard give me some water what are you doing can you jerk off on this podcast what's that what does she want i'm looking for the question no we yeah how do i feel about older ladies i've never i've never seen that question i've never seen that woman i'm glad she's staying clean i don't know that lady um she's attractive obviously i think she's trying to look at the suds on her chest a little i didn't notice that before but no we didn't bring you down here to get anything out of you man [Laughter] at all i mean just have some information i guess what have you just masturbated under the mic and just left this is her question no i agree i think yeah have you been a yeah is that been a relationship are you older yeah women i've i've been with older women i like it you do yeah yeah one less uh do you guys want to talk to a lot of people when they see me they want to learn about my sexuality really i'm a real yeah they want to ask me about it because you have that politic you look to me like a politician i feel like and so everybody wants to know you know kind of what bill clinton's really into so i think you're the closest that i've ever gotten closest to bill clinton today yeah so far i mean hide in style and like that i think uh yeah older ladies yeah sometimes when you're with like a young hot girl you feel like i it's this this is my job for this to go well yeah but when you get an old a geezer that's right you just let her whoa i've never done that oh what the hell lady oh those you know what i mean i guess i yeah i don't know what the hell you doing down there lady i don't know oh yeah they really know how to pickle the onions you know they do my lady pressed my gooch oh wow fingering my taint fire me up a little oh my god room's going crazy yeah and that's yeah that's our uh producer riley now he's never even masturbated in his life which is true riley the the never masturbated give it a shot no no no you can't he's like it's too late now no he no it's not too i don't think it's too late i don't know hopefully he can i don't know he might have autism i don't even know him that well he's a great great guy and i'm glad that he's here sorry i didn't mean to bring that up it just kind of fell in the conversation that and uh are you doing okay riley i am there you go you just never masturbated nope he's re he's part of a religious group and they don't do it how rel what type of religion uh christian oh yeah i'm with you i'm still firing him off he's with you you're more of a hester yeah i was a catholic and they would talk to you about coming oh okay oh i had some priests asking me about you you grew up catholic right do you uh or no we were like sixth baptist i think oh okay you ever get any guys talking to you about come we had a professor i guess or i think it then it was just a teacher you know yeah and he would i remember he drew a picture of a wiener ejaculating chalkboard and it was he like kind of described like he told us what the feelings would be like we wouldn't be able to handle it and stuff and then he drew it like um he drew the the yeah the ejaculate just coming out it was really insane was he like was he like making the noise with it i remember he i do remember it was one of those double chalk here comes a big one i remember he would put the marker on the board and then walk that's crazy it was pretty crazy man and he wore the shortest shorts too he died man willie i think derek osner was his name or something and i think his son might have died but he died but his son died too i'm pretty sure uh i don't want to say that but i'm pretty sure and he had the biggest mustache like i don't his words like i felt like his words big mustache and he was talking bro his mustache came over both lips so it was like the words couldn't even some of the words you just had to guess what they were people thought he was some people thought he was black people didn't know what was going on we just couldn't understand what he was talking about it was crazy you know it was just different times back then it was different times but yeah i've never really had an experience really with an older woman so i i have not i haven't had that experience it's nice is it you just let them go the dude i remember one time this one girl was so hot i felt like i was afraid to even go in the same room with her yeah for sure so girls yeah i think with regular like you know legally aged women it can get a little bit dicey but yeah i guess if you have an older lady you're kind of the little yeah the little now you're the you're the meal yeah feels nice to be a snack sometimes you know what i'm talking about so you don't beat off this is crazy we're just skimming past it never once in your life how old are you 23. all right you got time you're going to get one off what i think i promise i promise you're going to go oh dude i'll pat him on the back hard enough you know what i'm saying sorry brother i don't want to say that kind of stuff in front of i you know i'm not trying to i'm trying not to jerk off and he doesn't so it's you know it's interesting how many times do you mind if i ask you about do you have wet dreams a lot i don't that's crazy what do you what happens rally do you and yeah i mean but you're saving yourself for relationships to talk about this or no no we're fine i'm gay about talking about guys coming right what uh do you have a lot of sensations in your body riley not really no i was kidding you can't ask about sensations i'm sorry man can we even hear riley do we have him on mike we do uh do you have a lot of sensations in your body riley uh not really are you serious man you have no feelings i didn't know this bro don't you get hurt have you had have you felt pain physically pain physical what kind of physical pain like you ever break a bone or anything no you ever get a cut i've gotten cuts what do you think what that feels when you get caught i don't know i put a put a band-aid on but does anything come does anything come out yeah yeah all right but but you're okay though riley you don't have like a that you don't have a birth defect or something i don't okay that's what i was concerned with if you don't have any oh it's like you're behind us no no i don't so you get erection right okay and what do you do when you do do you go outside do you put your hands in like a do you just calm down i just ignore it dang wow that is power bro it's pretty impressive that's power do you like the carl malone of your own dude bro i mean that isn't just train baby yeah wow i mean that's wild man yeah and i i i yeah i don't want to see i just want you to be i want you to be happy man do you wish you never had never had come no yeah ejaculated there's never one part of me that wants that yeah having never i mean it'd be fun to experience it again for the first time yeah that would be nice but no i'm proud i'm proud of almost every one of them almost across the board but nice we did it oh so you're in four eight there's been a couple yeah i don't have any problem with it some of my boys are like you're trying not to jerk off yeah i feel bad when i do for some reason it makes me feel i just feel disheartened it just goes away right away wow like i don't feel my friends feel that way my friend matt who i do my podcast with he's a big like it's pigging out don't be gross don't jerk off like that and is that gives how do you say that keebs keith mckeever that's john mckeever that's a different difference that's the sketch yeah that's the sketch okay yeah yeah yeah um wow well but yeah that's i used to go into that library and and i liked it there and the lady this is a reason we were able to get away with it and i say we is just me but because the librarian was the largest woman in our town so there were some stacks some books actually couldn't even come down so it was like that was great you could tell if she was coming too yeah he's a commotion yeah you would see a shadow again you'd see a shadow you know what i'm saying there would be some sort of a like vibe kid would be quiet you know something would have remember that was the best thing about the library people were like yeah it was fun shushing people yes and doing it like as a dick yeah to yell and anybody that was had you got to shush them it was like uh that quiet place movie or something yeah or when it the best was when anybody got in trouble and you got to go you'd start screaming my one friend used to like if you with him at all he would scream like if you like grabbed him somebody's like shane get off for the last time like you'd get you in trouble if you up at all it's very funny you can still do that as an adult yeah you can you can be like get the off dude i told you i didn't touch him yeah dude that was fun being a kid like that was being a kid when somebody's getting in trouble oh man there were so many little levels to it because you were free now yeah someone else is in trouble so you can just be like oh the teacher's gotta be like everybody's selling but you're charging her up yeah yeah she's like yeah you are in trouble dude everyone knows you're dude the worst is when you got in trouble it was like such a defeating feeling you felt everybody's eyes were on you i would like cry because i'd have because i'd get in trouble i'd be like yo my dad's gonna me up for this now he would never like actually i'd get like slapped yeah but i'd get in trouble in school a lot and every time i'd be like dude you guys understand i'm gonna get up for this yeah like stop giving me these detentions yeah for like farting yeah i'm gonna get hit yeah i'm gonna literally get hit for this and they had no problem with it they were like yeah maybe you should stop for uh yeah our principal i remember we could still get beaten at school oh really and i remember getting spanked by the man bill brady and i saw him at a funeral recently and he seemed like a nice guy i was actually kind of glad he was the guy at the time i didn't know who he was as a as a kid i didn't you can't look in his eyes and get an idea of him but as an adult i was able to just look at his eyes like oh man you're at the funeral was it the come guys funeral uh dick trolling no no no it's not that guy man thank god funeral yeah this guy yeah this was a oh this fella that passed though he had we'd been in a hot tub i've told this story before this is like every one of your stories is like yeah i remember this as a kid now he has since passed oh everybody dies man that i know but he we the first time anybody ever ejaculated in our in our we were at a party and someone did it in a hot tub and none of us had ever seen it we didn't know about it we didn't know you could do it yeah so this guy was erect under the water and he was doing like a remember loch ness monster the drawing yeah it was very funny cool it was like the biggest most important thing yes he kept doing that a little bit just loch ness and his wiener out the hot that's very funny it was pretty cool man yeah especially at that age we're done now he has since passed he is still alive this guy but at one point he was i guess pleasuring himself he leans up out of the water starts spraying out this other kid thought something was happening to him that was bad grabbed his penis to stop it from happening no and the other the bigger kid ended up punching the kid but the kid that grabbed him the safety key the safety kid died they say the kid who grabbed the penis and got punched yeah he is overdosed yeah he grabbed the he saw an ejaculating penis he went because he didn't know he thought he's got a bag into this yes and then he got punched too and died hell was it's a terrible story it's a tough life story um anyway man i didn't mean to get off into all that tangible no i'm glad you did i like it oh yeah man thanks for having me i like it i like it man i like hearing these stories i am man that was an interesting one um yeah thanks for having us over there man i know we talked about what it was like going on rogan and just like the nervousness you know because you've been in there i mean i haven't been in there in a few years so i didn't i forgot about that nervousness when you go in right when you walk in yeah yeah because the whole time like i told you i was hanging out with him during the week and it was like oh he's the man oh yeah this is he is the man and then you go in there it's like oh i forgot that this is like this is a big deal you know he's like if sasquatch were a real person yeah you know it really is it really is yeah because i've been watching him and listening to him for years yeah you mean he's like holy he is exactly who you think he is too right he really is exactly that guy yes he really is he's not a different guy he's like a library with a bow and arrow i feel like you know he's like he's just like oh i hear you the information and the ability to like share it and then yeah he's fascinating yeah and then you go in there so what i haven't been to the new studio yeah so you go in there and what's it like you got you get tested for cove and all that stuff wow and there's this guy there's like it's just nice everybody's nice everybody's happy and you go in and it's yeah that's it how big is it like this yeah it's like this it's like this yeah and you go in and it's but then i was up there and i was like oh i'm bombing well you sit on the stools was there a back on the stool here sitting like a with nice posture yeah and yeah i kind of look like a i look like an idiot so i don't want a side angle of my slouched slug body while i'm talking to this guy well you have longer torso too so you have more slouch there's more of a ability for you to slouch you're more like you could have that kind of weeping willow vibe yes certainly so you have to really i have less posture you're funny you make me laugh oh thanks everything you say it's funny oh dude no i have less posture like my body style yeah you have more posture than me sure so i could imagine if i had to manage an extra foot of posture i would choke myself out it's truly killing me anyway on stage especially on stage i'm like this the whole time no really bro i literally especially because the crowd's down so i'm always if you see a side shot of me doing stand up it looks crazy you can see i have a hump i'm i'm developing a hump like it's bad it's not great i bought one of those things that don't do this look at that one right there there it is you've got it looks like that that's like yeah it's like something crap it's all my failures oh yeah is there anything worse than googling your own image it's not great it's not great stuff oh you look nice though thanks man handsome guys we're having fun dude i wish i was taller you guys are so you crystalia these tall guys george wallace george the tall guys that can like hey here's my arm you know it's like you have that you're not you're not like small though i'm regular sized that's a nice it's not yeah it doesn't do anything would you rather be short or regular no no you don't want to be a short guy you're sad against anybody short yeah you don't be a little guy i don't think so there's some things about being a little guy that i think are nice you think i don't know you get to scurry that's true yeah you're always you're going to live you're going to live long oh yeah you know that's big i'm big i'm dead soon i'm going to be passed away you're going to be telling a story you'd be like yeah i had him on the podcast last week since passed away but you know yeah we were talking yeah uh yeah we were man you know it's hard to talk to people in person it's it's grueling sometimes that's why you need mint mobile yep after years of getting ripped off by big wireless and you know the hey art and fat cats at t lonnie t-mobile all of them it's time that you need mint mobile they have premium wireless service starting at just 15 bucks a month a lot of us don't realize we caught up in that washing machine 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listeners get 10 off their first month at betterhelp.com theo if you need some help check it out but anyway so i want to know more sorry man too much the rogan thing it was great you go in and the nerves it was just me and i and again he's done he does three hours every day right so this is literally nothing to him yeah it's just like any conversation you'd have with anybody but on the other side of the table there's a dude that's like this is it this is my thing i finally get to get my snl story out to the whole public yeah here we go i started telling it and i was like in my head you know when you're doing stand up and you're bombing yeah you're just thinking oh and you're while you're telling your shitty jokes you're in your head like what the am i doing yeah that's how it felt like i was fully talking about the worst you know when you're thinking you have a whole different conversation oh totally while you're going well what's going on terrible how do i look what's going the the least i can do is look decent if i'm not going to say no good i looked foolish should have worn a hat no you looked fine man and then i'm updated you did well did he start off did you feel uncomf because sometimes i didn't feel like an idea wasn't it yeah it was just me it was my idea of how things would go he didn't he didn't do anything wrong you know he's just talking right but he didn't know the other guy across the table was like cause i looked like i wasn't crazy did you have a cheat sheet no i looked like i was like having a good time but in my head i was like oh no so he had no idea he had no i then we get done i'm like i blew it didn't i he's like what are you talking about dude yeah i think i bet everybody says that to him that's not like probably a sociopath or something yeah you know yeah for sure especially like especially oh yeah going in is a comic that's under him you know i mean like i'm a newer comic i'm not going to say anything to him that he's going to be like oh wow i never thought of it like that you know what i mean there's nothing i can tell him about comedy right which is all i that's the only thing we could talk about right you know yeah man there's nerves of like and then something back let's set it back up get one back oh you'll go back hopefully yeah he will yeah next time i'm coming in yeah i'm like listen you better never make me feel insecure again dude even though it had nothing to do with you i'm different yeah yeah maybe tell them next time that you felt nervous i think i did that one time i think i maybe told him that i said it i said it ten times yeah the whole show yeah good then that's real yeah i mean it was it was at least real oh yeah yeah yeah man that story was fascinating the snl story i was and then last night you said that you and lauren still keep in touch a little bit oh yeah yeah that's great yeah i'll text you sometime yeah we chat a little bro i got fired from bj's pizza dude when i was a kid for we're doing like this under the dishwater contest kind of me and this other guy we got laid off but uh what was the contest just be under there as much as you can oh you get physically you get in the dishwasher yeah yeah you got to stay yeah that's a firework bro it was like the big it was like the final one and i got i got i got uh laid off after that but um but i never talked to that guy again wayne that hired me there no i don't talk to those people i got fired from several jobs several jobs and i just never i'm done yeah we're done there was one i was i worked at a nursery like a it was like for plants oh yeah not for kids like plants yeah and one of the i worked in the patio department so i was like putting together like they just put me in a warehouse and they like put together this furniture i would literally build one bench and just lay on it the rest of the day and they came back they're like you haven't made one thing i was just laying on a bench like you know you're fired i was like yeah it i'll head out i would every day i would build one bench and lay on it it was great one gilla say stop man um but so then what but you and lauren still keep in touch though a little bit yeah yeah yeah for sure did he feel bad do you feel like i i believe he did but you never know yeah you know yeah you never know you never know he could have been the one that was like get rid of him you know but from his what i've heard is no did you feel like whenever like you like that you were going through that there was nobody standing up for you or did you feel like do you have any thoughts like that sometimes you feel like that yeah i feel like that most of my life yeah the show is about that but do you ever but did you feel like i mean like i just wonder what some of that was like like was there there's yeah there's there's one thing it's very surreal it's very surreal yeah even your story listening to your story about going in there yeah sitting in there i'm like in the story oh my god yeah when you're in the waiting room like because when you go audition you're like i also never thought i'd get it i was literally i was going in there like probably not gonna get this yeah i knew what i had done in the past right you know i knew my crimes i couldn't believe i was in this building and then uh yeah you walk in you see that stage you're like holy this is awesome because i wasn't nervous until i saw that oh cause it's the real stage from yeah you do it on the you audition on the main stage oh wow it was crazy but uh damn yeah it was cool it was cool it was really cool but then when you get cancelled nationally it's a very also it's a lot smaller than you'd think it is it's very small that stage wow i always thought it was huge yeah murphy had been on there yeah um sorry to bring that up but yeah but he was on there so were you i was also on there you were on there did you ever feel like you were a patsy like it was a setup did you ever think about that no i don't think so unless it had something to do with epstein epstein was like that weak my story overshadowed epstein ah you never know bro there's a so much power out there they could easily say hey let's bring in a gentleman a good gentleman and smear him but did that ever cross your minor now no no just from the way everybody talked leading up to it before the cancer like they weren't they knew i wasn't like a conservative guy by their standards yes i am of course but they weren't like oh let's get this guy because he likes trump it's like no i literally auditioned with a joke about trump dying right being funny right so go looking back do you feel like there was anything you could have done different or it was just this was the way that this was gonna work out no matter what uh no i mean i definitely wouldn't have changed what we did my our podcast you know yeah that's yeah that's how i got to new york right so yeah it's interesting it's like yeah that was just the way there was no other way it probably could have gone no was there a chance it would be less funny if i was like pandering to try to be a improv snl guy you know yeah that's a tough that's a hard gig to be that guy to be like oh i'm so silly yeah it's a weird you know look at me yeah i can't do that yeah one leslie jones i like watching on there because at least she has her own charisma oh for sure there's definitely people on there i'm talking about the people trying to get on there oh yeah like the improv world and the alt comedy world that kind of like i don't know it's not me drop these raisins in the car yeah yeah just going on stage and being meta every time about comedy you know i mean when they do stand up where they're like isn't stand-up comedy stupid it's like yeah yeah i like it but sure whatever no it's interesting and i i hope i'm not bringing up any bad feelings i'm not trying to no i don't care okay cool yeah thanks for being willing to talk about it man yeah i don't care at all yeah i don't have any ex experiences like that except for experiences of learning that i felt like hollywood a lot of the stuff in there wasn't didn't fit me yeah that's the only thing i've learned over the years like going to auditions and like trying to be like um oh i'm just a good guy that could be there next door if you need to yeah you know for years driving over and doing that and walking in and knowing in my gut the whole time that it wasn't me that was the nice thing was when i got cancelled was no more auditions i'm happy about that i hate auditions dude they're so bad when you gotta submit a self tape of you reading lines and then you just know they're floating around somewhere like somebody's gonna get a hold of one it's gonna be you reading lines yes some and you know there's some perv out there so you know this but i mean just freaking yeah some dude has got definitely just gotta be let me just get cranking off the auditions definitely because i remember i sent one one time it was a they had to do you had to do a shirley temple thing a song from shirley temple right bring up a shirley temple shot please you can bring up a temple and uh and i remember mailing that off to somebody emailing that video to somebody me singing on a good ship lollipop and i was like someone's gonna so oh you jerked i heard you saying shirley you danced and i didn't dance but i didn't think they sent you the lines and i never knew what it was for yeah yeah yeah yeah but somebody somewhere has a shirley temple has since passed how did charlie temple die that's a great question woodside california the cause oh smoker lifelong really yeah lifelong cereal smoker but avoided displaying her habit in public she didn't want to say a bad example but she's smoking she made it to 85. lollipop i know that's a great example yeah you should be like look it's not bad i made it they should put her on a marvel box or something look who made it to 85. it made it to 85 smoking chain smoking through all that asani beach and peppermint hollywood sexual assault she must have gotten destroyed dude oh my god can you one of my friends said yesterday he wished he could go back in time so he could beat his wife right and i thought that was the most insane thing i'd ever heard hey but can you get the things that women went through in the past i cannot even fathom all the missing women in the 70s you could just drive up and pick a woman up yeah and they have one yeah you could just take her out to the woods and beat her just cry it's great there's nothing funny about that this he's getting hard he's gonna jerk off we're gonna jar one out of him don't say that to that guy he's gonna freaking spray beef jerky out of his body at this point dude this is gonna be crazy you were like not your goal for like three days it's like whoa i still got it imagine 23 years i can't even imagine that shirley temple has got you fired up a little oh i'll tickle the back of that leg and it'll be spraying orange julius yeah dude um but yeah man thanks so much for letting me get up on your show it's a good podcast yeah i was excited you honored me dude i was hired and fired by saturday night live and i got cancelled yeah and it doesn't feel good when you get canceled it hurts your feelings it did it makes you feel small was the scary part about like what does what about the articles and then suddenly your name is out there that was crazy that's because i was never anything right like i did like new faces that year and then all of a sudden it was like you're getting i was that was what me up was like the comments now i now i read comments i always read i've been stuck reading comments i can't stop reading and it doesn't like destroy me anymore i'm starting to get but it comes and goes like i'll be like all right it doesn't bother me at all and then every once in a while somebody will get a dagger on me and i'm just like oh uh but i would read like articles and stuff and i i would have like dreams i was having like nightmares about like articles and comments and all that it was crazy damn yeah it's just so crazy to see your name that it's like it's so much bigger it feels so much bigger than you you're like i'm just one person with and yeah and it was all it was it was funny sometimes like it was very funny sometimes like because it was with my friend matt so like i'd be like oh you remember we said that like i totally forgot about that and then there'd be an article it's like judd avental's gayer than isis so you're like oh that's pretty funny but you know i feel bad that shouldn't you know sucks that he's got to see that yeah who judd apatow yeah true yeah i don't think he he didn't care obviously right which is nice and yeah yeah because i was down he could have been like that guy yeah he easily chimed in you ever get canceled are you gonna get cancelled do you think now we'll see how this episode does yes this is going all right yeah i feel like do you feel like we said anything cancelable no that's a good thing about you is it's like i can ask you yeah yeah no where are we at on these we're good okay okay good okay we're good so far we're good we're getting close with the picking up women and beating them to death although that was more me than you i'll give you that but i was here the beat of the death part was me yeah you said you could just go around and pick them up and that you would you wished you had lived back then so that you could drive around and abduct women my friend said that you said i could have said it but i just i've been watching these ted bundy things at night and looking at some of his artwork you know he did really good artwork a question came in right here do you want to play this oh we did a lot of artwork isn't that crazy isn't that weird about all these killers this is what my fans look like just so you know uh is this your opener stephen looks like what's up phil what's up nick huge fans this past weekend i'm out here in beautiful philadelphia cutting lawns and uh hedging bushes uh today i got uh my tan going my john lennon sunglasses this guys so my question today uh shane is i know you came up in philadelphia so i wanted to know you know i've been having this uh problem i wanted to know uh how many beers does it take you to get incoherently drunk it seems to me every time i go out i uh tell myself i'm gonna take it easy but i overdo it um so yeah my question when you're sucking down those bls those bud lights how long does it take you and how many does it take you before you're uh not able to talk thanks guys gang gang buzz gang bro good question that is a great question it usually last night i got pretty drunk on bloodlines yeah i saw you had a couple i had a couple yeah i came out to see you when you laughed you like me good luck come back i'm gonna see you tomorrow morning i'm a idiot dude i'm sorry i this is awesome uh yeah we went to we went to the santa's karaoke it was great was that place is great oh my god it's perfect do you drink i gotta go uh you don't drink now right now i got like 65 days oh so i'm off i just i just about did just buy this vape that's good they're fine you're fine i feel bad about it i'm sure later on in the day you can you got to have something you're not jerking off or drinking oh i'm jerking off i'm just trying not to you know and it is impossible don't do that don't do that well if i had don't put that pressure on yourself i know that's the problem i put too much on myself i know man what are you doing with uh to answer the question probably around 20. really if it to get like incoherent and this is over the course of like seven o'clock show we're out till 3 a.m yeah and it's bud lights yeah you know do you that's no she'll be sexually active at a certain number of beers no yeah me neither no after like four beers wow it's trouble yeah it gets dicey and then it gets in my head oh and then it's in my head i'm like i'm not gonna be able to get hard but i look stupid yeah huh yeah that's when you need an old gal that disgusting yeah yeah she's like don't you worry don't even worry about your penis she's hebrew for some reason dude she's a black israelite uh one night i was with mark maguire is that who that guy was no jim mcmahon uh the old chicago beer right and he had this lady who was old kind of older than him okay or sitting outside and he's just literally he would drink a beer in one sip bro he would drink a beer in one sip didn't he just get like cancer oh right there the glasses that's the one i spoke with yeah i thought it was mark mcguire dude for like an hour right awesome they're both awesome he answered all the questions i had about about him yeah so it was almost oh you're like it wasn't like hitting all those home runs he was probably like this guy doesn't know what a touchdown is it was great yeah this is out of his mind uh but he said yeah he had this lady who liked to eat his butt that was with him that was older than him and that was kind of crazy you ever do stuff like that get your buddy i don't really get into a lot of stuff like that you don't want to put that out there publicly oh no you mean you don't do it i don't do i don't really i mean no me neither i would be it would take i'd have to be at like a you i'd have to be like a retreat or something sure some type of vacation or like a rehab facility that'd be a decent place to get it though if things are going bad someone ends up eating your ass while you're like but here's the weird thing one of my friends who you know who's a big podcaster told me that he does it and he lays on his back and gets it like that oh it puts his legs up what big pocket i [Laughter] you don't need guys like this that's a predator oh it broke my heart man when he said it and i think i was trying to be supportive and we were having lunch and god it just broke my heart that he got his ass he legs up held his legs again it was just it was a lot for me to just take on it's a lot and i feel bad saying this in front of riley over there i know just a lot but um anyway man uh what were we talking about i got hired and fired by saturday live yeah it was uh it was a traumatic experience um but you i feel like do you feel like there is any positives from it over time sure have you started to notice any positives i noticed i noticed positives immediately did you really yeah for sure like you go on stage and people are like oh this is you know this is who this is this is a guy oh wow so you went i never had z i had zero and then to like oh this guy's good you know or like not good but this is a freak this is who he is this is the thing yeah this is we get to see this freak yeah yeah but then it's in your head when it's happening because like you see people like at any show people talk to each other like whisper at the table and then like are you talking about me who are you i'm like you know you know what i did you yeah so you'd be up there you just you're in your head constantly oh and then sudden like you meet people that are all you know comedians in new york and i'm like oh this hates me probably or they probably talk or whatever so it's just constant and nobody cares no one else cares it's just you right i wonder what most people feel or think i guess you never know it's weird how it's like yeah do people even really care it's almost like a lot of cancer stuff it's not even a real thing it's just it's no one cares no one really cared exactly what you said yeah no one did i never once was confronted by one person that cared really it was always just like well you should have been fired you can't dude whatever it's kind of weird it's like this it's like this invisible rule book this is and we're trying like like right now like with me trying to sell anything or like work on anything like a show or anything people are very like well we like you but you know we can't get in trouble right it's like no one cares about nobody's like the reason we're not picking you up is because what you did was wrong they're just like well we don't want to get in trouble it's so you know it's like a weird there's this individual yeah god that do so do you does that deter your any of like your thoughts for future stuff i mean i see you creating awesome stuff the tr the uh the trump speed dating thing was hilarious bro yeah and yeah i was so bummed because i'm like damn you have such a great look for like being like a new like daryl hammond or there's nobody on these shows that looks like anybody that i grew up with it's like this guy this kid this is the guy um yeah there's definitely like especially nowadays you can just make your own thing right look at this right you know uh so it's not and also there's what like i don't do i want to be on a sitcom someone no i don't i'm good yeah some of those days are it's interesting some of those days are kind of overflowing yes right yes i would be on blackish or whatever right i'll do it yeah but uh no that would suck i'd say yes probably but i wonder if it would it wouldn't come uh i don't know i think just don't work i've worked in a long time having to work even when we're filming our own stuff is like this is hard that's hard i just stand for a day yeah crazy it's hard to do that kind of stuff's hard yeah you just got to go sit in your trailer and it sounds like it's all going to be nice and it's this thing i think aesthetically or ast aesthetically it looks nice to people like on instagram it looks like oh i'm in my trailer we're doing craft services but it's just a lot of like waiting yeah a lot of waiting yeah that's all it is it's not like it's not like obviously we're not comparing it to roofing right but it is it's not cool it's not as fun as you think right after like the first hour of being on set on anything you're like yeah what do i do now this done this could be a long day but yeah yeah i think that happens a lot man my experience has been yeah then it's 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is uh what advice would you give to an aspiring young comedian who has no life skills and delivers pizza for a living please tell me gang gang you should give them the advice well you got to get canceled bro i think true to start yeah bro you do something you uh you know do something a little edgy do something deliver a pizza yeah that's shaped like a uh illegal symbol for the german people on it yeah deliver a pizza somebody did that they did yes yeah with pepperonis dude i saw them really i saw it somebody got in trouble oh damn please look up swastika pizza please google that dude yes man and the irony is it's made out of pork isn't it so that's a double entendre right yes that's bad news um yeah that is a bad news pizza little caesars fires two workers you know how it went oh i've talked about it you know how it went they one dude was like i can't wait for him to pull this out of the oven and see that i ruined it and the other guy who just must have pulled it out not even looked at it just thrown it in a box shipped it that the other guy's sitting there like yo what'd you do with that pizza he's like dude it's out it's all it's tracking the trash you watched it like oh it's at their house dude yeah who are they what's that look at their names look at their names oh goldstein juice only dominoes what the you're like is it b-u-r-g or b-e-r-g which one is it oh man that is a freaking insane so yeah opening that i'd be so happy if i got home opened a pizza i'd be like holy dude the little caesars are wild now they're wilding out man uh look there's the two workers oh wait no that can't be the two workers it has to be they just put two random could be the victims little caesars fired up are we now that we're talking about this little caesar says we're deeply disappointed by the actions but bring up little caesar this guy looks a little third reiki oh for sure look at them mussolini the guy definitely no it's no these are the victims oh these are the vic they were his wife misty i love you i love that people are named like after kind of like weather like kind of light climate conditions misty sunny dusty so my husband stopped at little caesar's name dropping for a quick bite husband brings this someone truly disappointed yeah ah these aren't funny jokes and shouldn't be made it's true they're kind of funny jokes i mean it's you don't think it's a funny joke but a squashing on a little caesars pizza it's obviously a funny joke dude it is funny it's funny yes i agree it's a fireball right and this is the owner of little caesars holy dude he's got a roman haircut yeah that is holy that's the drawing that's why bring up the drawing it is i think that is him wow i just i wonder so so look that's caesar's logo history if you wanted to be hateful you have to be creative if you want to but i think yeah you got to do something that's out of the box and that's going to uh and then once you're and then you i think you got a rap i think if you're gonna go from having no you need to have something to come back oh that guy does work at domino's that is the guy we're talking about that is a chance he does toss a symbol on a piece right but you don't do that well i would what i would do now is do something do something in the other direction you got to do a different type of symbol you know i think you need to do like a mason if they have a symbol you could do a star david and send it to the people that got the nazi pizza and make it up to him you could do a um i don't know what you could do it's kind of kind of the only symbol that's like a yeah like i remember when we were kids on a school bus we drew swastikas on some kid named scotty's t-shirt that's funny and he went into aftercare we didn't know the symbol meant or anything of course we'd seen it on like pamphlets or whatever around town and and then we drew it on his shirt and then he had to wash the shirt right and so but he had to keep wearing it and so like it always had it on there a little bit it was crazy man i drew a swastika on my friend's forehead once he fell asleep no and he cried wow yeah that's that charles manson he because he has one yeah yeah so i think you got to do something you got to wrap or do something i think to you got to really or come out of the closet via pizza you got to do something that's going to get you that's going to get your name out there so that's wild so you went from and then suddenly people know your name yeah yeah yeah for sure is it weird when you see snl people around new york city yeah friends with like michael che right yeah did you ask any of them to put in a word for you no no i didn't ask no right what are they gonna do yeah and that's like a up thing to ask to be like hey risk will you risk something for me like i was just while it happened i was like oh i'm fired for sure and then it just got drawn out like i knew i was yeah because i think if they were mad about that there's there's other stuff there's a lot right like this is you know do you think um do you think that you would have fired you no but under the rules today's rules yeah you have to right those are the rules but if you want to you know what i mean that's what i've always tried to say like i didn't i don't argue me getting fired right those are today's rules if you want to talk about like i would have to argue like we need to change the rules right you know yeah if that makes sense i don't know if i'm explaining that correctly yeah i think so like the rules are what's i this might not be what's wrong the rules there should be adjustment in the rules yeah well it's so interesting when you take a stand up from what's okay to be on stage and then try to put it because you weren't a sketch guy really are you one no no not really so you're in that space suddenly and do you feel like you were a good fit for the show yeah i think i could have been yeah for sure i think i could have done well yeah i mean we made sketches and i did okay in those yeah so i think i could have and i think lauren saw that and he was like i think he could be good you know yeah uh or i could have been decent at weekend update something like that yeah that would have been cool that would have been fun but it's not the it's all right it's fine i truly i never like thought i'd get snl or like wanted it right so it wasn't like oh my dreams are destroyed right it was a surprise it was just like oh nice i got something they're like no you don't i was like all right back to what i was doing yeah do you um and what is this here's a picture you on stage with some other communities oh nice that's uh yeah those are some snl people dave chappelle oh wow that's cool that was fun did they uh do like a special thing for you back at the cellar or something when they got back was there kind of like a was that weird no i wasn't i wasn't past it the seller you weren't no so this got you passed you think uh it certainly helped i didn't get paid they weren't like oh nice you got can in fact it definitely kept them and they chilled on me for like a year or two i just got past this oh wow congrats yeah yeah thanks was there anybody that reached out to you kind of that you were surprised by that was like trying to be supportive yeah for sure it was a lot yeah wow every every yeah a lot of people did norma mcdonald was a cool one really yeah that was a cool one i talked to him for like an hour no on the phone yeah wow that's crazy yeah what does he say he's another guy that's exactly who you think he is you know yeah he was just like yeah i don't know i don't wanna i don't wanna put out the private right stuff but yeah he was he was awesome all that stuff all that stuff was cool there was cool stuff cool stuff happened but it was again it was very surreal like you'd i'd get off i'd be like holy that's like top five for me favorite comedians of all time just got i was just walking around my backyard talking to him and then i come back inside to my shitty apartment with my roommates with my 35 year old male roommates and i sit back down and turn the news on it's like piece of shane gillis was fired what a terrible person he is and i mean it was just very surreal so it was kind of like i didn't even have time to be like sad it was just very stressful and like kind of funny when i was just with my friends right you know because they would just keep quoting and they kept trying to get us in more trouble by finding old quotes and every once while they they would miss and they wouldn't be offensive and it would just be funny and they would publish them like a lady from the new york times was like the worst he called civil women who fought in the civil war secretly flat-chested she like tweeted that people were like this is pretty funny stuff [Laughter] she was like it's not funny yeah they knew it it made me hate the i hate journalists dude la times in new york times it's the worst yeah it's like what are you doing knock it off yeah why why are you trying to somebody up i get it if you're doing it for like the greater good if you're trying to like do you feel like people are though that's that i know that's the tough that's the tough part it's it's tough it's like yeah are we aiming to do all this stuff because we really like 50 years from now you want everybody to not have any judgments on each other or look at each other in any because the sacrifice that in the meantime is humor a lot of times yeah and humor is a risk like i always the thing that was always funniest to me was a telling a humor or being a doing a humor when you write when it's not supposed to be done like the guys are little caesars yeah taking chances dude yeah taking a chance yeah the guy they took they took a chance man they somewhere he took a chance dude and they are probably legends amongst their friends they are probably uh truthfully look never put a swastika on a pizza right not advocating that yeah they deserved to be fired yes that's a good cancel yep there's a good cancel there yeah because it's dicey you're using product to push your own agenda but those dudes are probably funny yeah there's no chance those dudes are not funny because they're not real nazis they're not right they were real nazis they're not putting swastikas on pizzas right they're doing other works they understand how wildly funny it is for somebody to open a pizza box holy and here's the crazy they're willing to risk their careers now it's so funny i'm sorry the word careers is awesome there's that little word in there yeah but they're putting it on the line that's true they're all in that's a good point like yo i'm risking my little caesar's job this is going to be funny it just blows up it's basically like german roulette is what it is a little bit uh you're right man so then the weird part is the weird part sorry to keep cutting off but just when they got home and seen that tweet that lady that misty said or whatever her name was it's like oh she's pissed yeah we're in trouble dude i wonder if they tried like 16 dude i wonder if they tried to blame it on the delivery dude i bet they did i'd be scrambling to blame it on anybody they probably had to interrogate them separate be like your boy snitched we know my boy would never snitch on the swastika pizza dude it wasn't us fight could you find out how old they were yeah get the culprits and a picture i'd like to see these i want to see i'm going to reserve some judgment until i say what if they're black it's just like oh these guys are the best what if they're black and jewish and it was what if they're the owners of the place and it was just a a plan to get the get some eyes on little caesars that happens all the time i think a lot of us don't realize the way that publicity is used a lot of times yes you know like i felt mine with the snl thing a lot that did get them a ton of publicity that was the first time people were talking about them oh yeah for a long you know yeah i couldn't name a yeah i couldn't really name a a sketch outside of that pete davidson chad when that even has been going on in the past few years i'm not a fan though i'm not like a big fan anyway no i'm a fan of some of the people i know that are on it that are really cool but yeah you're a comedian it's not like it's it's not designs snl is designed for like high schoolers right it's probably yes that's great that's what that's their target so like that's why everybody's always like it was great when i was in high school now you know i guess the thing that's interesting i guess but you see guys like spade and you see guys like kneeling you see like norm mcdonald guys like that that went through it and chris rock you look at you're like man these guys are still funny are still and their level of humor and their ability to be funny in the spot is so much i feel like better than the ability of a lot of people i know or myself or anyone these days it's just like i don't know if humor was just different than or if i don't know they just seem so much sharper yeah that's fair but you're only seeing their sharpest stuff that's a good point you know what i mean you're not seeing them i bet if you went to a comedy club in 95 well definitely not so rock rock would be maybe destroying i don't know if i define these characters but in 88 maybe it wouldn't have been yeah i think i've looked into this and actually talked about this question as well but they didn't show the fellas they admitted responsibility immediately terminated damn oh i loved making pizza man i used to work at pizza yeah it's a nice thing got it very nice yeah it's just rewarding you get it it's a circle it's easy yeah there's a couple shapes you put on you do this you do that boom yeah you give it to some dude someone up with you people would lace him with drugs and i remember we'd send a dude out he was on lsd we'd give him a drug and then he had to go deliver him and find out what happened oh it was crazy sometimes he would find him just in his car somewhere we had a christian fellow that would go deliver for a while and we would make orders to like danny glover he didn't know any uh danny glover he didn't know anything this was in louisiana he didn't know anyone entertaining this guy so we'd be like danny glover we just he was oh you would write the name yeah he'd deliver on sunday i said so he'd write like danny glover and he'd go drive 40 mile middle of nowhere to deliver to glover and he would wouldn't be danny glover was in louisiana never was we would just make it up and send this i see i see i apologize i'll give you all the clues no i should have definitely picked that up bye it was on me yeah was it um here's a question that came in right here sup theo sup shane i had one question for shane today and it is when is that special going to be dropping if it is dropping that you taped in austin i was there so i would like to see that again just wondering if it is going to drop nice uh i should it should be out it'll probably just be on youtube uh and it'll probably be like first week of like september around there wow soon yeah yeah did you feel good about it i did i think it'll be good that's cool we'll see i don't know i now watching it i hate it you know what i mean like sitting down to have to watch it and try to like they're like what joke do you want to use here and it's like they all suck i know i look like a idiot up here were you worried about what you would wear on it no i wear the same like every day yeah so it wasn't that complicated but i did like spazz and get a haircut like right before like right before it i got a bad haircut bad dude i look like a crazy guy it's like it was it was so ridiculous it was just a nervous panic i went to like a i went to a dominican barber shop in queens the day before i filmed oh and got like a tight skin tight fade on the sides see the worst part of this and then dude he oiled my hair he gave me a full dominican haircut it looked crazy oh my god they put oil in their hair it's just oily i just realized you look like you ate off hitler a little bit sorry bro i just realized this don't do that bro that's not it sorry man you're handsomer than him i think there we go [Music] yeah get fired up did you oh there's a pizza yeah i got a slight yeah hit last night you said one of my i was thinking about it all day you were like we were talking about the holocaust again for some reason we were a little bit but we were talking about oh cause we were talking about hebrews nothing bad we i think we were with the jewish man we were just discussing yeah how uh and then you made a joke i hope we can edit this right if it's bad if you feel bad that i'm exposing a funny joke he made okay about uh you like it's like you'd think there'd be more there's incest in the jewish community yeah and you're like that i think you were like yeah because of the holocaust yeah they were all in the same space yeah that's what i thought i didn't it was very funny and then you were like hitler how far did hitler live from the holocaust yeah that's been me off all day really it's so funny thinking of him do you think hitler commuted to do the holocaust i just like went to work i didn't know like he checked into an office i was like all right things are this is good this is what i planned yeah i did i think yeah i always oh because i grew up in the area of a lot of incest and so when you're around incest you learn about other incest you know you kind of you know water seeks its own or whatever but so ari manus who's my opener who's jewish is always that's what we were chatting about yeah he told me that a lot of incest in the jewish communities because or i always thought a lot of incest and he said there's a lot of incest in jewish community yeah he said it so i always thought that it was because yeah like the holocaust people are stuck together you have sex with whoever is local to you yes you know which is the same reason that they had incest in our community growing up yeah or a lot of rural communities like ireland yeah people don't want to go that far to have sex bottom line it's sad to say but if somebody you know but i think the holocaust was maybe in the ghettos before but the holocaust i think they separated men and women right and that's what he said and that shocked me but because i've read uh i don't know why it's so funny i'm sorry no it's just saying the holocaust is a place is very funny just being like i'd be like does he did he go to aids it's not a the holocaust is a thing yeah it's not a place because what was that book i read oh sir i don't remember it was it was freaking good though but but it was about the holocaust did you stick your dick you're just reading night by eli weissel just like oh oh man i gotta are we allowed to tell these jokes i think we're okay i'm saying it you're not yeah and i don't think we're nobody's saying anything bad we're with jewish people we weren't we didn't say anything bad and i i just that that's something that i thought i didn't know there's nothing wrong with not knowing something true um but yeah and then i didn't know like i didn't know i never seen like the charts or anything like where did adolf hitler live at like that i always thought maybe he lived like out front or something i guess i guess i equate it to like slavery or something you know not that it's the same thing but i just equate it to like a bad thing and then i think in my head i'm thinking oh well the slave owner probably lived on the edge of the i see yes in that case the comparison would be like an ss guard yeah while the president you know what i mean an ss guard would be like a plantation owner right but the president he wasn't like coming down to plantations and being like my plan's working right right you know what i mean yeah i bet hitler definitely went that's crazy actually now you mentioned it yes i bet he did go inspect you're like nice i can't believe it's worked that's crazy this idea you know it's crazy man this is crazy when you put your mind to something just to see it here brick and mortar how do you think hitler was pumped he was like holy man that's up do you think hillary was with his boys like every once in a while i gotta just take a step back and be like we did it you know that's hilarious it sounds like a louis ck bid almost definitely hitler hitler killing him killing himself reminds me of a hitler just when he killed himself he killed himself in a bunker did he with all his boys wow and the soviets were like in berlin and they were like oh they're about to get him he was he was about to get caught and he was like you're not gonna get me and he killed himself that's correct which is pretty funny wow andy just he just said i'm done yeah at the end he was like well you're not even gonna get me you guys can't get me oh it's so it's such a move yeah but in his defense yeah he was definitely gonna get he was gonna get in trouble yeah at that point everyone was like oh yeah yeah yeah you do dude what the did you do hitler the whole world isn't it crazy how nobody knew kind of what was going on that's the craziest thing to me yeah yeah you can't keep anything a secret now no you know you can't even keep a couple you can't even keep you know actually some people could keep a secret they had like that elizabeth smart girl was locked up for like six what's that about months kidnapped people they had those people for eight years in cleveland in the basement that's crazy but i guess you just don't know what your neighbors are doing just being locked in a basement but it's crazy years there's some guy that locks you up what did this guy ask us oh he wanted to know when this special my special one's coming up mark norman's had a great success with this especially on youtube yeah it's pretty cool yeah i think that's that's a pretty reasonable option yeah it's a yeah and if it doesn't work it's on you you know if i put it out and no one likes it will you put it out in a full segment or clips do you have any i'll definitely put clips out yeah that's the thing you got to put the whole thing out and then you put clips and all that which you know it sucks to have to play the internet thing that game i'd much rather have like an hbo or a netflix make it and that's it i don't have to do the whole because like right like schultz like schultz talks about it i talked to sean andrew schultz a lot about it because he does it you gotta if you're doing it on your own like this is what he would say if you're doing it on your own you have to be your own marketer right which is hard it's hard you know what i mean it's hard to be that is it i don't like it i'm uncomfortable trying to market myself oh i guess that's interesting but i think if you just put the put it out there a lot of people will find it for sure putting it out yourself i'm talking about marketing it to be like hey here's uh crazy captions on the bottom of my uh and you gotta do thumbnails and you gotta have titles that are like white guy slams indian right you know what i mean yeah some of that and that stuff sucks i don't like i hate doing it and most you'd be surprised how many people hate doing it themselves but it's the right thing to do yeah it's interesting some of it's like some of the but sometimes the material can just stand on its own and you don't need like the big but you sometimes you do have you have to get some of it you have to get the wording or something to get people to see it yeah there's all those tricks that otherwise if you were handled by a network they would just handle it they would just do it themselves but if you're doing it yourself unfortunately you do have to play that type of game it yeah that's a good point i heard that uh mark norman's was like the seventh most watched special yeah um if you liked over like you over hbo showtime those sorts of uh the ones yeah netflix doesn't release theirs right they're not sure they don't release their metrics yeah but norman put on a youtube special and it's number seven that's pretty crazy it's pretty crazy that's really crazy so that's a lot of eyes man yeah hopefully we'll see hopefully exciting hopefully it does well if it doesn't you know i'll just kill myself in your bunker bunker like guys for real we kind of did it anyway and the the the the artist with his boys like i mean i told you this was good the articles were probably like racist pizza takes his own life who would have thought that that guy's idea adolf hitler's we're talking 19 after world war one he's he's wounded he's saying his idea would someday reach the whole way to a little caesars in ohio and just someone's day up in 2021 but this is one thing i think that's good butterfly flaps its wings type scenario yeah just a guy in austria gets denied from art school somebody's getting a up pizza in the future but this is the interesting it's just crazy about the world like you could be someone who could have the most negative or positive influence and a hundred years later 150 years later the best you're going to be is a joke on a pizza you know true it's like um also i think it's also kind of cool to see the that's where nazis are now it's like there's not it's so like that's one thing i didn't like about the charleston thing whenever those guys came out with those uh tiki torches you know and they're like these guys are all nazis it's like if this is if if we're down to 60 people yeah with tiki torches then we're that's great yeah like that's great true that's how i see it like at least you like it wasn't like there was like 30 000 people yeah meet up i think yeah if you look up how many dudes are like actually in the kkk yeah probably 60. no i think it's like seven thousand but that's really it's still pretty good oh damn that's like one high school football stadium that's a good point it's not that many guys yeah and if we're down yeah it's like sometimes it's like you gotta look at some things as being pr i feel like as you have to look at the actual progress yeah it's like that's actual like if you compare to some of the pictures of like how many nazis they had 200 000 200 years ago 150 years ago yeah they packed madison square garden unbelievable they filled madison square garden in like the 30s did they really yeah wow the nazis were big dude the nazis were doing good and then hitler they took it a little far yeah oh whatever we don't need to look up yeah how many clan members are three thousand thousand nationwide it said interesting that's a lot of that is a lot actually i mean it is a small amount for a country but three thousand dudes are still like hey yeah yeah this kind of rules but i wonder if they're also just including fraternity kids that do that and that they'll be like oh these guys are white supremacists i wonder i think that's probably like estimated like 3 000 like dudes that are like no i put on the hat i'm nuts dude i'm i'm in it i don't know what else to do that's crazy i wonder how many because the crazy thing about that the crazy thing about the white power sign is they took the okay sign basically and made that said oh that means white power well i think wasn't it a joke when they did that they i think the guys who said that that was uh to make everybody follow through with it i think i could be wrong can you look that up i think there was like a 4chan thing or one of those guys type things and they were like it'll it'll just make people look silly when they're like actually that's a secret white supremacist sign right when it's like no it's it's a-okay or it's this game where you punch your friend in the arm right but the craziest part is if you then or then you become a white supremacist you're like yeah but the crazy part is you look back through time so many pictures of people were like okay in the past everything's okay like look at this white supremacy jesus and then you every and you have everybody doing it black everybody's like oh look at this guys are hitting threes in the nba totally like oh remember lebron lebron's one of us was in my clan that's crazy man uh would you still submit a packet for snl do you think no me yeah no would i submit one i didn't submit one ever oh you didn't they asked i was asked to by my agents and i was like i'm not gonna submit a packet yeah writing i'm not going to get a writing job there i'm 33 yeah i'm not gonna go be a writer yeah uh so no i wouldn't have that i'm too lazy yeah i can't sit down and be a writer and then have somebody else go tell the jokes yeah that'd be tough to watch yeah you ever write on anything like that yeah it'd be so i can't imagine writing a joke and then watching another guy get laughs oh and some people do that and they have they're totally happy doing it yeah yeah i have uh yeah i have some friends that are writers it's got matt gold that she's a great i mean john mckeever is one of my guys yeah mckeever he's he writes almost all those wow he's yeah he has no problem being a writer i'm just which is probably a good thing it's probably a healthy thing to be like no i don't care who who gets the adoration i'm like i should they should laugh at me yeah if i wrote a joke and somebody else told it i'd be like piece of oh stole it i gave it to him you know you think about swastikas yeah i think well even this wants to go pizza guy it's like i was trying to tell the guy you have to do something you have to put someone on a pizza and it's already been done yeah so you got it yeah you just got to think of something kind of creative i think um yeah when do you think that you were part of like you know the eight the asian hate thing started do you feel like getting it yeah you do pretty bad luck do you feel like you started that at all uh no but i was actually yeah now you mentioned it yes i was one of the first i was definitely early in the asian hate community because after that it kind of that's when it kind of took off i feel like that's when yeah but you it it wasn't obviously i mean that's ridiculous no that's fine it was kind of yeah i mean it was media attention about a slur right directed at asian people so yes that definitely and and and people are perfectly reasonable to see a headline that says this guy said this slur and they're perfectly reasonable to be like that guy you know what i mean yeah because no and i do the same thing i don't read articles i see a headline i'll be like oh they're guilty yeah them or there's no context or who knows how the does the washington post report on a podcast from 2018 right and see the accuracy they're using here or are they just like this guy's getting fired for being racist clicks clicks clicks it's crazy huh yeah they don't get no one cares it's all done the caring is done the the problem is though is when they write those articles after what i've said that doesn't count when they write an article that says a slur like this guy used this slur then normal people who obviously would have never heard matt and shane's secret podcast are like holy he said like they're just in the new york times it's like here's the word that that guy said that's bad right that would have never reached these people ever you know what percentage did your viewership go up after the article it probably doubled yeah since the the months after after snl our listenership probably quadrupled yeah for sure because then people heard about it and watched it so it's helped the problem this is actually funny yeah it's helped the podcast tremendously wow yeah but it's not like it's not like it's helping the podcast in that like racists are showing up and being like hell yeah brother no it's like people that are like oh this it sounds you know i was trying to figure out who the pizza guys were yeah it turns out if they were putting out some more funny content i'd probably i'd probably check in with them and see what they were up to once you're in the news people are going to look at you and be like all right this sounds kind of funny yeah where does this go from here if it's bad you just close the window yeah um and we're not condoning this guys we're not condoning it um that's a scary thing now it's like you don't it's like the people who are judging they don't care if it's a joke or not no no they don't care at all oh yeah you got that thing tonight yeah i was just thinking i was like what's he got to lose oh tonight yeah i was like yeah i'd be a little cagey maybe i don't put this out until that's done but will we ever be able to put it i think do you think this podcast is too much or not no this podcast is not too much i know it's not okay i'm certain it's not it's clearly joking okay very clearly joking yeah i just want to make it clear we are joking if you were putting up like pictures of like i don't know horrible things and being like look at those losers i'm glad that happened that'd be bad yeah yeah i wouldn't do anything like that you don't seem like you would do that you don't seem like a very mean guy do you ever freak out and get mean to people sometimes i get angry but my anger is all always usually just inside of myself it doesn't have anything to do with the people outside of me yeah so sometimes i react i interact with the world angrily but it's just the way i interact with everything are you ever do you get mean to people you don't seem that you seem like a very nice guy i think i'm pretty nice guy i just i think uh with work and stuff sometimes i get kind of demanding i think yeah someone's like around are you ever like you can off dude get the out of here spit on anyone no i never spit on anyone one general she was asking about it but was she yeah she was this little pretty tall girl not that tall but kind of normal heightened i guess regular yeah cool girl pretty cool she was pretty cool i don't know i don't know where that good um i've been getting angry lately have you yeah i keep waking up because the girl the girl i've been seeing she screams in the middle of the night sometimes oh wow she's just all all the time actually like every other night she's like three in the morning and every time i'm like if i'm waking up if you're waking up scared you're gonna be mad you know what i mean like every time i wake up like what the she's like shut the up shut up because i wake up shut the up shut up and then she wakes up to me just every night screaming at her because she's asleep when she's she's screaming so she's coming out of this sleepwalking to me like go to sleep shut the up that's how every night she wakes up at four in the morning to me like sitting up in the bed like would you shut the up it's a real terrifying terrifying relationship is she sleepwalk sometimes so the other night i woke up and she was standing in my room naked in the room in the dark it was it was dude it was scary i left the room i slept on the couch i was very scared and then i was afraid i was afraid of my girlfriend i was on the couch like she walks through that door i'm this is terrifying dude dude she got you right where she wants you so scared oh man oh my god you ever have sleep paralysis that would that'd be something like this is insane but i up love it dude i've only had it once and it was it was uh the worst possible one it's crazy it's a demon standing at the foot that's she reminds me of she's just standing there wow nothing scarier than like a naked person in the dark yeah but yeah i had sleep paralysis sleep process is good man i like it i feel like it's a sign of things to come it's excitement i feel like it's you know it's almost a demon oh really well yeah it's mythology it's uh i saw that guy that's the scariest part no let me tell you this this is these images so i didn't know what sleep paralysis was okay one night i was going through a breakup so i was very stressed out and i went to sleep in my parents basement and i woke up and there was a that exact figure standing at the foot of my bed and what is it standing and then it walked around the side of my bed like reaching towards me and it's so real yeah like it was so real that i thought it was a intruder oh i couldn't be like this is a demon i was like oh someone's in here even though they looked ridiculous they look like the slender man and they were like walking around the side of my bed reaching towards my face and then i woke up right when they got there but i like it was so real i tried to fight them like i thought it was real and you couldn't even when i woke up i was still i got out of my bed and was hiding on the side of my bed and then tried to fight this thing and obviously it was gone but then several months later i was just looking at wikipedia there's like lists of like creepy wikipedia articles which is a fun read yeah it's fun to pass a time and then i saw sleeper houses so i clicked it and the image was the image from my dream so i saw something i saw in my dream on the internet months later after after it's crazy oh see that makes me it's the one with like the red eyes leaning keep going down you'll find this you'll never find it true that's the one that makes me uh seen this is but it's just crazy yeah everybody sees the same thing that's what's oh they do very spooky yeah dude i saw somebody drew what i saw in my dreams oh that's insane i feel like yeah i always feel like oh something's go to images on google you'll find them sleep right now get me i i feel like something's coming to get me you know it's right here and i don't know yeah but i never see the thing i gotta look at all the things you don't want to see the thing you'll find him yeah it's that guy with bottom right or now he's bottom left he was standing at the foot of my bed wrong one but that's all right swinging a mist go scroll down a little right there that guy nope are you with me no he's not this is what this is how it is you were on it i was like that's the one this is how it is and this is how that works that guy this is what i get going that's what i saw dude this guy right here yes at the foot of my bed except my guy had like a more white face okay so almost like a black guy in white face kind of wow even the scariest that's the scariest oh that's you know what world are we in where black guy is doing white face lester holt really but lester older i feel like lester is secretly a white guy you think oh i don't know much about lester holt pull up a picture of last year please this will be 12 minutes oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh yeah you telling me that's not a white guy in blackface or in tanner i think uh yeah that's this is a tough one i i i lester i mean stevie how'd he look when he was younger oh that's a great oh there he is right there that black if that's him in the black and white yeah really that's him wow oh dude even he like transitioned even that seems like a white guy in like a wig kind of yeah this to be honest this is you you are getting borderline this type of thing is a little dangerous it is speculating on black guy's race oh damn okay look as i'll tell you where the line is okay we're getting close okay sorry then back me out i've just been there's been a lot of discussions here's sean uh king sean king uh-uh i've heard of him he was like a activist oh and he was wide out he's like pretty white oh it's crazy now that's that's i think you can take that shot publicly oh here you go but here it's going to be in the future everybody's going to be beige and it's going to be ridiculous we were all even arguing about race stuff yeah for sure like we're it's basically it's funny for white people to say that though to like be the purveyors of racism for the longest time and then towards the end be like what are we even fighting about it's like you don't get to decide that it's very funny it's like when a girl fights you and then she's just like she starts crying like what are you crying about you with me yeah it's an easy out it's good for the honkies trying to hit the eject button like damn it what are we doing talking about maybe i maybe i have such a white perspective sometimes no i don't think that's what you're doing i think it's a reasonable thing it's not like that's the thing there's it's it's easy to compare like racism and all that stuff to like well if you punched me i'd be mad about it but it's like are we talking about our grandparents or our ancestors right like i that's where it gets murky because it's like well i didn't do that yeah but like it's all you know it's confusing eric griffin has a great joke he's like it's like when you walk in an elevator and somebody farted in there but you didn't do it you know and somebody looks at you like you did you're like i didn't fart but i didn't yeah yeah but the smell is still there but the red but the but the effects of it are still around certainly and eric's a bit he was he fat was it was he fat he looks like he's skinny now he used to be thicker than uh he used to definitely he would have been a hottie at spring break trust me as a big guy myself i know what it's like the fart the far blaming it's in there it happens if you're a big guy if somebody farted in this room i'd you guys would be like really you're being a fat guy on a plane you're getting hit with the looks oh yeah there's somebody their pants everyone's looking at you yeah yeah that could be true yeah yeah it could be true man i think it's also it's grandparents a lot too one more question here we got yo theo yo shane got my other drip what's going on gang baby bang gang salt life the whole nine shane my question is tell the story about how you made dave chappelle run i think you've only told it on like dad meat and only took like two minutes can i get a full in-depth story about how you and i think it was okani's made show made chappelle run that'd be great okay it's kind of a brag yeah yeah i made chappelle laugh and you're like jogged around a little oh really uh yeah i don't want to brag about it but yeah all right so it was after we got fired i got fired okay i it was like a couple months later i went to london me and my friend went to london just to have a week off like chilling okay and chappelle was in town someone from the cellar hooked it up for me to oh cypher sounds oh he looked it up for me to go see the show and then chappelle knew that i was there so he was like i want to meet him he wanted to meet me because he he's interested in like the cantal culture stuff and we got to hang out and it was just he like cleared everybody out it was just me and my friend and dave mean o'connor and dave chappelle just drinking in london and were you nervous there no again it was all so surreal like it was still so every single thing that happened in like a four month span you know and uh i just told them a story about louie ck because that was another guy i was became friends with kind of not friends but like you know yeah you just you're in people's circles now so you meet these people but there i was just telling chappelle a story about because somebody was taking pictures of me talking to chappelle and he was kind of like let's not get some pictures with this guy right now i mean like this isn't the best he's like i'm cool with cancer yeah yeah yeah i don't we don't need this i'm against cancer culture but i'm not i don't want to be into pictures like that picture like rumsfeld with saddam hussein we don't need this picture and then uh i told him a story about louie coming into a it was at the patrice o'neill benefit louie walked in i was sitting with him and like a photographer came over and i like leaned to louie and i was like you want to get a picture with me just like with him i knew that's obviously a terrible photo for both of us right it's like me and louie together so you want to get a picture together he was like no i just remember him and as soon as i told chappelle that he was like no he literally started running around it was great it was a cool moment was there ever a comedian you heard laugh at your show that you were like oh that's awesome louie really louie i saw i was at the cellar i saw him laughing and i was just like dude this is that was my guy that's the guy that's my favorite yeah man his special online is so good he's so good it's so good yeah a guy from here just went on the road and opened up with him for a while i was talking to him last night yeah chance yeah that's awesome chance willie man he's talented youngster chappelle was another one that's like that picture that we showed earlier that was chappelle followed he went after me oh cool and he got on it was like that was funny and brought me back up like that was really cool that's cool man that was me doing the louis story at the top that's why i'm making the louis face oh that's awesome oh yeah no one laughed at that either yeah you got to fight for comedy man we have to fight to be able to joke around isn't that crazy yeah yeah especially when most people know you're joking that there's this is the new government yeah for sure everyone knows you're joking even the people writing the articles they know it's a joke they have a bigger agenda they're trying to push yeah and they're pretending what you're saying is serious yeah and that's just what it is and that's fine right in fact it kind of wouldn't be as funny if people weren't getting upset right that's kind of you know if we were all like nice pizza nice swastika on that pizza dude right it'd be like like if people thought that you and i actually hated jewish people or were fans of nazism because we yes joked about or if literally there would be zero blowback for going on a podcast and being like here's some funny things about hitler yeah it's not as dangerous it's not as funny you know what i mean right that's the point i'm trying to make right pizza swastika if those guys made that and sent that and everybody at little caesars and the people who received it were like that was funny nice right it wouldn't be as fun right right the backlash on that one is that makes it funny people be like what i can't believe this i didn't know there were nazis at little caesars yeah that's great it's making it funnier you know that's interesting i can't believe there's so many undercover nazis at the comedy cellar yeah it's like what do you think there's nazis at the comedy cellar that's the crazy thing is that some people think there really are it's like i don't think there's one person that voted for a republican yeah that's how far away from fascism that is yeah yeah yeah it's wild man it's a different time dude yeah i don't i don't love talking about canceled culture yeah kind of i guess sorry no no no don't be sorry i'm kind of i mean i did it i did it to myself i'm sorry about that i'm kind of the culture guy now so i don't know if you are it's also just a fascinating topic right now i know it's just it gets like when people feel like it'll start to just suddenly that's who you'll always be then i don't think so i don't think so either i'm confident i'm not yeah i'm confident i'm good enough at stand up that i'm not going to be the guy you know that about yourself then you can you're going to be fine yeah i i'm i am fine i'm not i'm not worried about that uh i never really was i never was like this is gonna it'll always be part of my story that's how i was introduced into the comedy world yeah but was there any asian comedians that were supportive yeah for sure that's cool for sure definitely behind right closed doors in fact everybody was supportive behind the scenes right and that's to my face too so i'm sure there was a lot of them that weren't very supportive that weren't just gonna walk up to me like i've had problems with people and i'm not going to walk up to them be like you know you're a piece of right so of course nobody's saying it everything's kind of yeah uh but yeah there were a lot of people for sure that's cool man yeah i mean they i think there were a lot of people that had conversations with people that knew me that actually knew me that were like oh okay you know like if you see a headline you're like oh this guy said what and then you look it up or you call his friend and you're like is he like a racist dude and they're like no not at all he was around yeah it changes things you're just like oh all right yeah cause i read an article that said he was racist well it's weird because it makes it scary to talk about anything sometimes because you're like and it's also as podcasters it's like they could go back through anything and take out three or four words from so many things for sure absolutely but not many dudes are getting i don't know snl seems like one of the few jobs yeah that they would do that for like they're not going to go back and cancel guys just willy-nilly they're not just gonna like it's gotta be a big you know if you're starring in a movie then people might be like all right let's take a look at him let's go listen to a couple apps yeah see his episodes well shane man uh thanks so much for having me on the show last night and yeah i'm a fan i feel like yeah same man it's going to work nice to meet you bro yeah and uh yeah wish you the best of luck and all of that kind of jazz good man hopefully you don't get in trouble from this episode i'm probably we might do you think we will or no no really see that's what's interesting that's i'm so excited i'll say this when i got in trouble when we would get done with the episode i'd be like we're gonna get in trouble like i know what it is so is it weird then that i feel that way sometimes it's never it's never like i've never gotten done with like an episode where we said edgy things have been like we're fine every time if i think it's close i'm like delete that huh that was bad we never deleted but it's always like this one no chance you're totally fine we are you're fine i'm i don't think i said anything that bad sean what do you think we're good riley mal you're an asian guy this is the guy that did it to you how do you feel i feel great if you remember what happened i do do you i do oh nice well not nice but i'm saying i'm surprised you know about it because sometimes when people don't know about it particularly when they're asian yeah i got to be like well here's what i said like i'll get done with a show and there will be asian there's obviously there's asian people that like comedy right they come to shows and they're like you were our favorite tonight what's your name mark norman you know i mean you don't want to get hit with the google in front of you like they're like what's your instagram i'll look it up it's like shane gillis that was that was the wildest part was taking the train because i was poor when i got canceled yeah so like that's the only way i'd travel and like people would be on the train like reading the news and for three days i was the next i was the news so people would literally be like like on the subway like looking at me sitting there like did you try to look nicer when you were the news do you notice at all honestly definitely you definitely act nicer to everyone around you when you're in trouble like that oh for sure you want everyone to think like he's a nice guy yeah it's up but you definitely become a lot now maybe it's because you're not as stressed about minor things where you would have an ego with somebody about like you just bump me or some like that right when you're getting canceled you're like i love you we love each other right like it's like you want everyone to like you because you're getting destroyed publicly maybe i wonder if that's why some comedians always want everybody they always i wonder if there's some correlation in there why a lot of comedians that's why you want everybody to like you because you feel like from the jump or something you've you feel like a bad guy you feel bad yes maybe i think a lot of comedians feel bad i feel bad yeah i feel bad most of the time yeah uh but yeah when you when you're getting in trouble you're nice to everybody it's very funny yeah that's cool yeah it's funny knowing that like harvey weinstein was probably nice as hell towards the end yeah the whole having to explain people what happened is a tough one yeah yeah do you feel some type of way over there riley mao ah sometimes no do you have any did you feel anything about what shane did oh um no not really okay yeah i you guys are good i appreciate that i appreciate that of course i didn't mean anything i apologize thanks theo that's a good one look at this oh how do you think that was going to go here's the guy who did it there's that son of a who did it how do you feel about it here's the opportunity i can't even see him yeah well i can and it's not comfortable my bad man that was funny oh jesus christ dude yeah bringing me home be like we've actually brought in one of your victims it's like that like where you go sit with the murderers family or whatever oh um shane gilles man thanks so much for coming in bro thanks for your time dude yeah this was great yeah this is great thank you yeah you bet now i'm just floating on the breeze and i feel i'm falling like these leaves i must be cornerstone oh but when i reach that ground i'll [Music] but it's gonna take a little time for me to set that parking brake and let myself on my heart shine that light on me i'll sit and tell you my story [Music] just and now i've been moving way too fast on the runaway train with a heavy load of my hands and these rails that i've been riding on there [Music]

Channel: Theo Von

Views: 1,924,863

Keywords: Theo Von, This Past Weekend, TPW, comedy, podcast, comedian, interview, talk show, stand-up, stand-up comedy, Shane Gillis, Gilly and Keeves, Matt and Shane, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, SNL, cancel culture, Legions of Skanks, Chappelle, Louis CK, Lorne Michaels, John McKeever, Matt McCusker

Id: wxi4NOy5oHE

Length: 111min 56sec (6716 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 14 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/mainev3nt]

Theo is attached to so many dogshit LA comics that I forgot he's actually funny.

[u/Ok_Fox_1770]

"Do you have alot o sensations in your body riley?" "thats gay you made it gay...you cant ask about sensations." Might be the funniest shit in a long time.

[u/OJDaJewishMan]

Can't wait to see Shane's Dominican haircut

[u/AndrewHainesArt]

“Co-host with his partner… just friend”

[u/A_Min22]

It was waaaay better than his rogan appearance

[u/LongWangDynasty]

I even liked Theo's goofy ad reads in this. Great show and Shane was way more at ease.

[u/miingus]

Great episode, these 2 have such great chemistry. I want to see more of them together. Theo has to go on MSSP