ShamWow Guy in Jail

[Music] hey hey man come over here man what you got okay right off the bat no big deal playing cards boom okay made in Germany you know a Germans always make good stuff right hey hold on a minute wait let's talk cigarettes okay other things you try and light them on fire nothing's gonna happen boom you can't like that on fire this it's a cell phone it's not gonna light you take the figure eight you put it in your mouth here you go you lie down fight you get a buzz okay with you want women you don't have them I'll tell you what you do you get yourself one of these here you go POTUS kotas Torres Computers Computers okay check this out you're gonna love this what are you in here for I hired a hooker she bit my tongue off I beat the [ __ ] out of her okay guys you want to get out of here of course you do okay you tried everything a spoon now I might watch a file not happening a rock hammer in your dreams okay what you need to do is you gotta get back to the classics okay a cake with a saw inside of it all right here you go boom baye bam bam ribbit damn ding oh-ho go try to bite your tongue go okay let's stop drugs PCP cocaine heroin okay now guys we're gonna do some real time all right so pay attention to me right here first you get Jewish you get the nail there put it in your big vein I'll just jam it in I don't pay attention to okay now my blood feels like it's a bubble bath and you guys look like you made out of cotton candy and this guy's a hippo can we got you getting this oh yeah I'm gonna throw up who are you talking to let's talk knives now say you're in the shower Mitch over here tries to rape you okay what are you gonna do in this plastic knife all right Vandy bendy look at this stop having a boring night stop having a boring life what do you got to do is you got to have one of these okay one flick you're in business okay check this out one stabs flush one okay - stabs - dead okay add an egg slice of ham the pickle three stabs breakfast I'm kidding order next twenty minutes I'm gonna throw this great okay it's a cheese grating it's also a zip gun now by fast cuz you know I can't do this all day I just killed you guys and I'm gonna get the electric chair ooh

Channel: CollegeHumor

Views: 26,802,116

Keywords: Shamwow, Jail, prison, slap, chop, vincent, shlomi, infomercial

Id: nMMxIAn_76g

Length: 2min 11sec (131 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 23 2009

Reddit Comments

[u/Smokinacesfan55]

Man the sham wow guy was like the center of comedy for a while back in the day

[u/slicshuter]

I'll always love Thomas Middleditch, he's come a long way since this

[u/Mr-Topper]

This will always be my favourite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlmy8oqeJFI. "Extra large cheeeze peeeeeeetzaaaa-a-a-a-a"

[u/Kosherlove]

Hooters, cooters, tutors, computers...

[u/Hujoppi]

This always hit me hardest: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuLG6WqjOEo

[u/cxj05h]

What’s a zip gun?

[u/eternallylearning]

Pretty good, but the correct answer is and always will be any of the Badman sketches, but especially this one

[u/[deleted]]

OP your video was pretty good...

But my personal all time favorite college humour sketch is Earth Angel.

College humour was real fucking good for a short period of time.

RIP in peace Jake and Amir

[u/jesmurf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHmVDzrKdLU
This one is my favorite, though none of my friends seem to understand why. I guess they just never had to watch the terrible educational programming I did. Or they think the ending is too predictable, but that just makes it funnier to me.