Shadow of the Colossus Remake (FULL GAME)

open the morning to you ladies my name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to Nostalgia week I decided to do another one because last year I got in a big raucous with a whole virus and everything and if look we're not going to go into it we're also not going to go into this video um so I decided that I'm going to do one this year it's been a while since the last one and I figured what better game to start it all off with then shout out with the Colossus because not only was this this used to be my favorite game of all time I said that many times and I stood by it for a long time and then I realized you know what maybe bloodborne is actually my favorite game of all time because I kept coming back to that more but I haven't played the remake of this game since it came out since I did a series on it before so if you want to watch that one you can go back and watch it when it came out my initial reactions to all the Remake stuff um but this is going to be a new game again um but I'm going to be talking a lot more probably over a lot of stuff and cutscenes and everything so if you want a more laid-back version of the series you can go back and watch the original one but not only is this nostalgic for the channel um this remake's not that old but the original shadow of Colossus is quite old but the game itself is quite nostalgic for me as a person I said many times that this game kind of you know a lot of people say like oh your channel saved me your channel got me through some rough times this game was that for me when I was uh a lonely depressed 16 17 year old I got this game I also have oh I don't know if I have it here I think I do hold on I bought a plastic wrapped unopened version you guys see the plastic there of the sort of limited edition collector's edition whatever you want to call this special edition of the game uh which is in paper and you can pull it out and there's postcards and all that kind of stuff but I I got one in plastic didn't cost that much um because I wanted to keep it because the original version of this I had got Torn to Pieces so I have a brand new fresh one that I can kind of keep in the background now forever they have this massive picture of it behind me that I don't know if you can actually see it an artist did this and they only had a limited number of them available and they asked if I wanted one and I got it and it's a very limited run of that poster and I'm very happy with it Moses is very happy with this remake what a fantastic game that's my Lord that's my backstory and so I became the villain that I am today but my plan is to finish this entire game in one sitting or one video at least I don't know maybe I'll take a break [Applause] [Music] God your face to look stupid though it's the one blemish the one thing I don't like about this remake is his face [Music] love this soundtrack I never realized that his footsteps were in beat with the music I don't know if that's intentional [Music] oh the soundtrack will do things to you man here we go awesome cloth physics whoosh [Music] like his face doesn't look too bad I'm exaggerating of course but he has such a distinct kind of like angular face in the original fake Language by the way [Music] excuse me holy cause brussels sprouts this is also view houses is built Ed and so we're coming back to this now after Last Guardian s [Music] because the language is fairly similar there you go yeah so beautiful I really hope again this is probably really obvious for anyone who doesn't know this remake was done by blue point games who then went on to do the uh Demon Souls remake and they're working on something else they helped make God of War as well either the newest one or the one before that but they they teased something else and a lot of people think it's Metal Gear Solid which would be sick but I'm hoping for a bloodborne remake A remaster or something taste my blade your corners [Music] such a cool voice I love that you can hear like multiples of them in there yes [Music] foreign oh it's so cool it is not always I'm usual if it leads to either dude I'm gonna tell you now it's not worth it foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] roll it up or you I will bet I like as well that they talk differently like Dorman says Thou Art kind of stuff to show just how ancient they are and how far back they go and then Wonder talks normally I am no mere mortal I have a horse and an unbeatable determination [Music] [Music] of course you will do that I don't know they made up that language because it sounds slightly Asian like inspired and then it sounds kind of Swedish norwegian-y [Music] and then sometimes a little English [Music] no good you guys get all that dead girl go kill other things [Music] so pretty because you've had a lot of really fantastic looking Games come out since this [Music] [Music] la la la Dorman you're lagging and then you're just straight into the game baby [Music] oh yeah I need to remember all the buttons okay Agro let's go I grow oh wait what are my buttons okay I'm still stuck in like old the Shadow of the Colossus mode follow the Tesla sound looks amazing I mean it didn't come out that long ago but I think it looks fantastic Blue Point are always so good at their lighting because the textures look good too but the lighting is really selling it and lighting was such a massive important part of this game it's still not exactly how the original game was because you can see the sky the original was like blinding all the time and I added this really cool like mysterious aesthetic to everything video oh yeah and since this game came out I did a live show tour the Jackson body the jacksepticeye live show comedy World Tour there's now a documentary out about it that you can go watch as well um but I it sprung to mind because we played this game on stage I brought somebody up to play this first Colossus [Music] forgot about that but yeah wouldn't it be cool if they did a bloodborne remake I almost want that more than a sequel because I don't think a sequel will happen but bloodborne just still it's just it's low res it stuck at 30 FPS and it's not a consistent 30 FPS either could you imagine if it got this treatment oh like Ray Trace Global Illumination in bloodborne would be to die for I would love that this game doesn't even have Ray tracing in it this is way before people started implementing it not way before but I could be wrong though show it to me [Music] what an astounding introduction and I probably I'm probably going to repeat myself a lot playing this but when I got this game originally it was that case for the game that I saw in GameStop and I went in and I looked at it and I was like I have a bit of money to spend on a game and I just read the back of that and I was like man that's so cool sounding I love giant monsters and then I got it and it turned out to be the greatest thing ever how do I there we go I'm gonna mess up all these buttons very continuously over here short shrimp what are you gonna do kill me no I'm gonna kill you no turning so slowly what a big baby [Music] your help talky person to do grab the hairy ass and move it oh Shake Rattle and Roll All you want big boy I ain't going nowhere it's okay though I know what it's like to have a hairy ass as well you're not alone there are dozens of us see if the old strats still work see if I still got it oh yeah I still got it you think you can lose this kind of talent okay wander hold on please [Music] this is also kind of a task for me to see how quick I can finish the game because I think my other playthrough of it I finished in like four and a half hours and that's still fairly quick but I'm like can I be quicker I think I can but I also don't want to rush it because it would ruin the sort of playthrough there they go they look really cool in the remake it's also I mean any of you who had never seen it before I guess if you're watching it again you get to see the connection between this and Eco because this is a prequel to Eco Wonder at the end of this game becomes the first like kid born with horns to like spread that evil throughout the world and then how that fits into the Last Guardian I don't know it could be way later that's so cool for me to oweda has such a unique brain I'm so curious what they're working on and then I turned Italian for a second they showed off like tiny pictures if you look up for me to await a new game you'll see like two pictures from it I think [Music] they're companies called gen design now they used to be team eco but Sony Computer Entertainment Japan disbanded and they worked a lot with this type of these types of games but also bloodborne and that's why I think a bloodborne sequel will never happen because I think Sony have the rights to it but ever since SCE Japan disappeared I think they're like yeah whatever we're not going to do anything with that anymore [Music] but it would be a shame if all of these types of games that were under sej were kind of just lost to history [Music] the next four is foreign okay I can do that you gotta go fight the big dog yes his face just looks his face looks too plain your vanilla wander you're a basic [ __ ] that's what I'm trying to say um but the reason I'm I'm a bit more harsh on it than I mean I should be again it doesn't really matter I don't really care but it's that in the original game if you look at comparisons of it his face was so like angular it seemed to have so much emotion in it he seemed to be angry but determined he just seemed like troubled there was like something going on underneath the face even though the face was basic in terms of like technological prowess okay I don't need this it's just telling me where I can save and heal but I don't need that um his face was basic from a technological standpoint back then but you can see like when he moves around and he stabs things like his face just had so much emotion and grit and he had so much like like determination you you could tell that there was a lot of bubbling under the surface with him and the face of him here he just feels a little too young a little too baby-faced because he is supposed to be young but not not like so young that he just left the womb oh that's not the right way you're gonna have to forgive me favorite game ever but it's been a long time since I played it I still absolutely adored this game though I this is another one of those games I say this about a few games around that you can tell someone that this is your favorite game ever and a lot of times they'll be like well I don't really I wouldn't say it's my favorite game ever but they'll understand why you said that make going the right way where am I going am I lost already what did I do oh it's that one yeah I am lost I'm busy rambling um oh oh there's a few other games like that like like Red Dead Redemption 2 I wouldn't say is like the best game ever for my tastes and my likings but I can definitely understand why a lot of other people would think that actually The Witcher 3 is a good example of that I so desperately want to love that game it has so many oh I'm trying to pull you left why are you going that way as some of the so many of the elements that I love like high fantasy like the lore and the story is so cool but I just really don't like the combat in that game I really really really want to love it but the combat just feels sloppy to me but the world and the design and the open world in it is so amazing because I love that it looks so much like Europe and being a European it's it's cool to see like places that look like where you're from oh but the combat in it I just can't but there's probably a lot of people that played this game who are like I don't like how the horse controls I don't like how Wonder controls I don't like how clunky it is when you're on the Colossus and I get that I don't like how wander's face looks you know I have a feeling that's going to be the running joke I have for this playthrough sorry aggro I'm like kicking you incessantly when I probably don't need to be [Applause] I wish there was more documentaries about how this was made not only the Remake but the original game I I just love BTS content I ain't talking just about the K-Pop group I mean I want to see more behind the scenes of how every game is made how they came up with the ideas the language the designs I get that not showing that leaves more mystery but boom boom boom boom boom done all right we're gonna have to get your attention okay you're going not in the directions I want slow down there for a second Johnny can I nope can I oh are you doing it yeah turn this way chief okay a little too close come on do it I know you want to right in the eye whoa okay I actually forget what I'm supposed to do oh go on the arm [Music] aggro's like go up there we go kicking a new song fine Wonder climb yeah the only reason I know that his name is Wonder is because in Japan the game was called Wander and the Colossus so you'll hear a lot of people call them Wonder because Japanese to English doesn't always translate like phonetically so they just call them wander and the Colossus rwanda's helping Timmy with Cosmo right on the bonus is that that for this one no oh come on you had like a hair lengthworth of hellspire left on that oh hold on hold on whoa whoa oh Nelly we got this we got this I'm going straight for that Noggin of yours hold on Jesus sometimes he's falling all over the place and I'm like holding on for dear life hey hey now going okay I think that was the thing that I noticed with this version of the game that his feet seemed to slip way more than they did in the original but maybe I'm completely misremembering there was something about like the way he he physically moved in this one that I was like that seems different than what I remember close come on wonder come on ah to see that why are you letting go sweet dreams you big cow it's like a mix between Like Elephant feet bull horns cow sounds you're never gonna get me no I refuse I refuse oh if that was bloodborne you'd be able to dodge it [Music] back to the womb I go where everything is see everything in my life started going wrong after I left the womb everything in the womb was fine it was nice it was normal my brain hadn't even turned on it was a simpler time it was akin to being dead not that I wish to be dead now it's just you know all of these like thoughts in your head going on all the time what's up with that why is that happening like stop get up wander you big baby just oh you killed two Giants and then you almost died twice like big deal it's for love Wonder for love best one [Music] Gaius [Music] cowling ayata [Music] ayakoo I can do it hey that's how they came up with the language they're like go in there and just say a bunch of random [ __ ] wake up wake up I think she's dead Agro what do you think it's all right we'll save her the only way I know how by killing 16 colossae and ride my horse around all day okay I'm definitely going to get lost finding this one because I always do any of the ones that just aren't like right in front of you I always there's like a windy part in the middle of those rocks like over there that I always just get lost in do you think I'd know it by now having played this game like six times nope because it always works itself out and I don't have to remember I don't have to learn and that's really the game's fault not me then you see the beam of light going through the air I think he's dead he's turning into sand already so the theories around this are that Dorman's like black magic that's put inside them that comes out in the tendrils and then you see the person Escape those are like parts of Dorman's Soul lodged in like natural formations they're bound to the Earth so that's why the creatures look like they're made out of stone and dirt and soil and that kind of stuff so when you kill them they revert back to their original state which is just part of the earth like dust to dust and all that kind of stuff so they're turning back into sand now oh yeah baby it's a cool map too part of me kind of wants a map like this in real life like a good old like actual parchment but not really maps are kind of boring to me did already we'll just keep going there'll be a way in somewhere oh I did [ __ ] it it's back there turn I grow turn about face you turn holy yui wait it's just right here how do I get lost finding that one before maybe it's not this one maybe it's the other ones I think it's like the water guy I always get lost God isn't that pretty I adore the lighting in this game I mean I'm a big fan of lighting in general I don't know if you guys knew that about me there you go calm down aggro this one I must go alone but stay safe stay safe Agro meet me back at the temple I'll survive also this is my favorite Colossus everybody knows that Gaius is the best one the third Colossus it's the coolest it's on the box out it's not the tallest one or the biggest one but for some reason it feels like the tallest one it also just has a big stone sword and I think that's cool I'm squelching in my boots if this is a Netflix series The subtitles right now would be wander's shoes squelch wetly I love those subtitles like vecina's tentacles squelch wetly jump and you didn't do it oh no I didn't oh oh I'm stuck in Old controls again God damn that could have ended it all okay can you can you go back on this one can you hello I'm like aiming backwards can you okay maybe I'll just try climb up top can't you just jump off this why are you not doing it there you go I was like aiming every direction and he wouldn't face it face it wonder you're useless except when it comes to killing Giants oh yeah there it is I love that they frame it with the tower in the background as well to be like pay attention to that because this guy is big there's my hairy beloved so cool I think it's also just my favorite design the silhouette of this one is so beautiful tickle tickle okay this one might take a bit because it's very inconsistent train hit me good effort good effort all right I'll pull you this way a bit right in the belly tickle tickle look how cool that is n't that just the coolest thing you've ever seen in a video game 's are full of cool things but this is up there don't crush me bro chill bruh right here foreign smack me here oh beautiful oh beautiful this is what we want that's what we like to see none coming for those nipples oh wait do it over here over here over here over here perfect Perfection is Thy Name guys now please don't knock me off oh grab on grab on to something grab onto something grab onto Wonder it's you that should be dead not Mona is that her name no that's Zelda I'm crouching the grass can't see me oh that almost came right out of my [ __ ] Noggin there you go attaboy look you can walk on your own two legs you did learn to walk as a baby food up we go up we go you can make it wonder you can make it through the elbow pit oh you stinky little man okay just go this way now chill out on the arm for a second so we get our composure back they're going in it's time to start smacking some heads get a little dude see and there's these little like cross sections in the mesh of the character that feels like it shows that I'm moving but I'm not [Applause] like where the where the Collision meshes of the character merge feels a little wonky what's in that hand [Music] thinking about swords okay can you just wonder for the love of God why are you flopping around like a [ __ ] fish great now we have to take a break it's you and those [ __ ] baby legs okay let's just chill out chill out we're fine here fine here get onto his back so he does a little shake that way oh that was a good one that didn't count why that was just as bang on as that one was [Music] oh my God stop flopping me the wrong direction okay I'll be happy when this one is done and that should be it right nope [Music] I would have been violently upset oh I just pressed it there you go boink oh oh this is a bad spot to be in this is a bad spot to be in but lace hair head and shoulders I actually hate Head and Shoulder shampoo it always gives me wounds on my scalp it's too aggressive okay we're gonna do what we call a Pro Gamer move I have a look oh tickle tickle on a nipple here I come to ruin your day what you have for dinner sword nice keep stabbing away wonder you're in a good position a great position Pole Position oh oh that was sick don't you go like a big giant pile of potatoes oh there I go they went flying it just cuts to one I was gonna say crystal wander being dead on the ground yeah who's who who's your daddy not me no best one oh they get so frustrating though when you're like right on top and you know you're supposed to be able to hold on and then your character just goes like whoa what was that bananas oh it boils my blood but that's the exhilaration of the game this looks like that Meme picture of the girl on the couch with all the guys behind her Dorman Dorman no sorry I'm just wrecking your house I know you told me to but my bad which one's next I used to know this number four is it Bossa run no which is the little like bold one there's two of them one of them is at the end is it like durge and basarun I guess we'll find out oh it's Phaedra the big horse [Music] nice do you think the different colossae also represent I know they represent a different part of Dorman's soul um I grow you here buddy let's go um but do you think they they represent like different facets of the personality like fear anger that kind of stuff I don't know we're going this way Agro oh yeah this is the one where I'm like do I go left or right let's go left right seems to go down further I'm going to regret this decision also isn't it crazy to have an open world like this that has nothing to do like you play stuff like Witcher Grand Theft Auto Red Dead and while red Dead's world is pretty sparse as well there's a lot going on in that world you don't have many towns in it but whatever's going on with like the animals and the AI systems and everything is crazy but in this game it's the Forbidden land I'm not supposed to be here I'm a naughty little boy did I just wander in here big people back at Camp are like well of course he ran off we called him Wonder we should have just named him stay we named him stay put and do nothing he wouldn't have done anything [Music] yeah yeah oh this game is so lovely there's even parts of this Graphics engine that look a little dated already like the LOD system not being able to put a lot of grass in very far in front of you I guess that's because I'm playing in performance mode as well though but it's just interesting to see how fast tech in video games is progressing and how many how much we can do in real time already but this still looks fantastic art style goes a long way did I have my tattoo from the game before this one can you see like a symbol if you stop me here the Black Ink comes out and I die I'll fall over and then the tendrils get you so anyone who plans on killing me that's that's where you go that's my weak point that or my [ __ ] there's a wave well maybe it's in the old version I'm actually not too sure about the newer one there's a way of like Galloping at him like the way he is now um aggro can you run why did you stop um now you can just jump and land on those like chain clinky things that are hanging off ouch God you're slow Hello I'm on your eyes are orange that means you don't like me [Music] oh what gonna cry aggro move D you're gonna get yourself killed there's a bigger horse can I go [Music] I hope this works out first time it's always so badass when you're able to take them down really quickly and I've proven that I can but also things can go like a little wrong sometimes so like I can come out here and it'll actually be turned around and not bent down like that [Applause] I guess I didn't wait long enough for them to see me go into the hole I yeah I'm over here see now I just looks foolish now it just looks silly now you're making me seem like I don't know what I'm doing uh still a bit of a bad spot to be in though okay I'm gonna go in here I don't know I still don't think that that's gonna work because you came out at a weird angle but we're just gonna hope that you bend down and look into it it could be here for a while folks oh there he goes he goes here I come [Music] super serious business yes feel that that's someone on your ass nice nice this is also the first video game soundtrack that I absolutely fell in love with that kind of like changed my mind on video game soundtracks oh God oh God camera being a little wonky Willy okay yeah you can shake all you want yep yep I'm still right here bro still right here oh keep shaking oh we're all very scared I actually am kind of because he keeps flapping me the wrong direction and now since the hitbox in this thing seems to be absolutely tiny nice big hits big hits wonder wonder come on you can you can manage that you can hold on to that okay we might have to take a little bit of a break or not or not one one good big one one good big one will do you okay the whole game just went like yeah oh that feels good oh it feels so tasty hold on wonder hold on if you stand up of him the Tantrums won't get you or run Underground I wonder if some of this stuff is um based on Newgrange in Ireland look up Newgrange I think it's in County meath um but there's kind of like this structure here looks a lot like Newgrange it's a tomb that one time out of the year the sunlight goes right down the middle of the chamber and illuminates the whole middle of it and it's it's one of the oldest monuments in the world I can't remember how old it is hold on they're going to talk for a while anyway we might as well learn something oh it is an exceptionally Grand passage to him built during the Neolithic period around 3 200 BC making it older than Stonehenge and the Egyptian pyramids Ireland baby everyone's like oh the pyramids the pyramids are great Ireland we're building [ __ ] 3 200 years before Jesus even walked in the Earth we're an old old Nation [Music] oh feet is she alive I go wake up still not alive I grow I'm gonna have to try again how are you who are we doing in you so I said oh yeah [Music] the statue of it looks so goofy it looks like big bird oh Avion second favorite one in the whole game damn Wonder look how shiny your hair is pen 10 Pro V yeah like what are you using in that hair what conditioner you got yeah I'm trying to grow my hair out to be like yours so any any tips you can share with a guy would be very appreciado ah all right where are we going over that way oh that's a wall and I grow I'm literally holding my controller handbrake left I'm trying I'm basically trying to drift my horse that way so I have to cross again this is another one that I get confused by of course anyway we'll see what happens yeah Oh what a beautiful land shame no one's allowed come here on account of all that dark magic that we're not supposed to go near but hey you do it for love you know we don't know if that was his girlfriend his wife his mom his sister just a girl he cares a lot about but isn't in love with like platonic love we don't know all that matters is that I'm a murdering psychopath and I just ask no questions I'm like hey multiple voices of demons in the sky I heard that you guys could bring people out back to life true and they're like oh yeah for sure and he's like all right say less let me go kill everything the few things that are left alive in this section of the world I'll go kill them all I don't think I was supposed to cross though this better be the right way I grow you're leading me I'm I I'm just going along at the journey you're the one Galloping everywhere so I hope you know where you're going because none of this looks familiar to me a man who's never been here before horses always know they always know the way forward they just have this Keen sense of direction me I get lost in my own bathroom oh yeah this one is incredible I think in terms of mechanics this one is one of the more impressive ones because again I'm repeating myself from my previous playthrough but the fact that you're able to jump on one that's flying around like how they did this on a PlayStation 2 I'll never know that [ __ ] is pure Wizardry because still to this day almost no one attempts this very very few developers would even attempt moving levels like this even Sony Santa Monica when they made God of War 3 did it but it was a way more restrained version of it this is like fully physics driven and then in the newer God of Wars they don't even attempt it anymore because it's just way too hard to do because it must be a nightmare to figure out the Collision meshes and the hitboxes and the physics of it all and making sure you don't like clip through anything or making anything fall through the world I love that too because it gives you a little POV what it's like to be on their back so I remember the very first time I tried this one I was like I was like wait how am I supposed to take them down because at the time I was like there's absolutely no way you jump on that and then I saw this and I was like oh maybe he just stays still and then you jump on him there and then he flies around after but no he's just cool okay what was my tactic for this just shoot from the middle and was it that I should go onto the side because then I always grab onto one or is it it comes to one specific site I can't remember and I used to be so good at this game that's a really cool looking one foreign hey you want to come down [Music] this is good this is good we're straight into it [Music] please don't slap please don't slap please don't slap please don't flap oh big hits huge now don't fall down now stay in the air I know you're made out of stone I don't even know how you fly in the first place that you're gonna flap so be careful wait was that it that's that one done already hope for the best oh my God oh my God I can't believe I did that this one isn't even gonna show up yet because it oh it is foreign I can't believe I managed to stay on that never happens now it's done okay okay stay on stay on there's no way I can stay on for all three is it I thought it had to fall off I might just that gifted am I God's given gamer the one that the story's foretold okay don't fall off now because it would be really really awkward to explain in the middle of my monologue about how great I am okay level out oh God oh God oh I wonder if I could have dropped off there and done it no don't flap it November but whatever okay level out for a second just a second that's all I need oh one simple second and it's all over from the top rope Jack comes down with the chair Hell in a Cell 1998. both straight to the water you go oh man that's not good oh to do all three in one goal normally I have to fall off and reset and have them come back and not today oh I deserve I deserve commendations in the comments for that one I deserve subscribes I deserve likes I deserve the good comments positivity I deserve a gift basket with my name on the front of it with a really nice card for Christmas I deserve really good things for that one that felt amazing oh I'm right not high right now should just end the episode here it's never going to get better but I won't because we have plenty more game to go that was number five yeah so the 16 total some of them are much quicker than the others I think that Phaedra fight is actually the longest one we've done so far or um Gaius not sure Robin can we get a uh a graphic on screen of how long it took me to do those other fights just boom boom boom boom boom there look at those times I don't know what it said that's no holy cow which one is it that one's confused me now I thought it was kuromori and then I saw and yukuramori was later and I saw that one next to that one this can't be the little ball one is it because you said a giant lurks and that one is like the size of aggro do you think it's called the horse is called aggro because they draw aggro I think we're going behind the temple for this one this is fun I get a surprise I haven't been surprised by this game in ages and then I'll see it and I'll be like oh that one I think we go this way yeah right I keep holding Circle for the sword because I think that that's what it was in the original isn't that weird that some of the original original controls are still ingrained in my head it's wild some things just stick with you I guess I wonder if this is one of those things that if I got old and had dementia somebody who put Shadow of the Colossus in front of me and I'd be I'd be able to do it first try like bloodborne the muscle memory would kick in oh beautiful Forest what are these red oak uh Redwood uh Sequoia uh Beach little blossoms very cool very cool no sunlight in here though so it's kind of pointless for me to be in here there's also Easter eggs hidden everywhere in this one I think there's one in this Forest but I'm not gonna go searching for them there's like a Last Guardian Shield somewhere I think yeah that's definitely an elm tree a Northern Pacific uh basil blossom but away we go oh you had to land on the [ __ ] rocks oh well this would have hurt anyway this is not deep enough I grow I love that scream he does in the middle of combat that aggro that he yells there's such a like raw energy to it when we see I grow running across up top maybe maybe not I don't know where the [ __ ] they are see I did Circle to hold up my sword again we're going that away I go where are you at echo's a girl right where are you at girl I'll just make my way without you oh wait this is the one that's under the sand right the one that as they chase you you have to like aim at their eye and then when you hit them they like fly into the wall some are running around or flying around in the environment already oh wait because it's under the sand right the 13th one is over there hey I grow good for you to join us thanks for showing up I'm gonna make you run more I hope that's okay right over there I grow right underneath that rocks Roger Brad hacker don't breathe in the dust it'll flare up your asthma aggro you stay out here I need to go teach this thing a lesson sand snake wait aren't those in Game of Thrones what's the name oh I can't close it Barb is the name of the one that has like the big beard I don't think that's this one that was way later what is this one because aggro's not able to come in with me oh that's now why did I think that this one was way later in the game waiting there you go just make your way down there Wonder you'll be fine your arms are stronger than your legs oh this one is a pain in my nuggets because trying to reset it it can also beat the [ __ ] out of you really quickly don't just stand there Wonder don't just stand there looking at it be your namesake run around oh Lord we have to see him crotch first because I was gonna say his description sounded like this guy but I was like no way that's way later in the game I thought this was like number 10 or 12. but I said yeah favorite one of my favorite games of all time like don't remember any of it okay we need to be careful because he is very quick see that Dark Souls tactic bloodborne tactic okay don't show me a cutscene let me keep running because he's going to be very quick oh God oh God oh God oh God he's very fast oh he's right behind me get up get up get up and get down oh that shadow oh holy God oh mama [Applause] I keep pressing right on the d-pad he wouldn't take his sword out oh you're so foolish for bending down your beard in front of me okay he's one in his head and one of his one on his like kidney area right oh you were further away than I thought oh that's Dynamic soundtrack lovely beards and a beard oil you use see where his head [ __ ] head meets his neck where his head can turn that articulation point is such a weird Collision box they get some grip back okay [Music] oh that was a good idea to swing there oh he mad oh he Big Mad why are you falling [Music] oh huge oh it's gone okay oops my bad my bad I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I was a right or left left oh you Shake Rattle and roller hey hey hey hey bro move get some grip back okay okay okay one more one more Deft swing one more wonder One More just about to press it too it's okay you got this you got this pentagram plenty of grip take that you big bearded bastard oh and he's wearing Crocs cute actually look like horseshoes and another one and another one why can't I take out my sword anymore I want to stop him again I'm not done let me add him oh God I'm about to drop the controller can't get too into it Victory sip oh get that good H2O into here hydrate any of you have been watching this video have been I've been recording this for an hour already and if you haven't drank anything that's a shame get some hydration in you it's good for you clear clears your skin makes your belly feel good stop standing around and looking at me a big pair of weirdos there's more than a pair but uh eat it okay seven is the little bowl guy right little tiny guy the little potato looks like a little pug earlier do real soon it's the underwater one this one is really cool I wish there was one at the bottom of this Temple and at the top of it that would be really cool if like the final boss is at the top of the Temple actually it's kind of cooler that it's not because there's that secret of like what's what is at the top of the temple that people always wanted to figure out yeah yeah let's make grip meter broken uh yeah you're back oh where are we going over there with the magic of editing we can do a beautiful [ __ ] wipe to where to me arriving Tada I found it it was here all along right in front of my eyes who would have thought how do I get in through the door it's more likely than you think oh you can just walk down here you go fight in my girl I don't want to or you can just actually stay there and watch me do it watch out Kool-Aid I'm gonna do it first try it would actually be really embarrassing if I couldn't do any of them first try and died on some of them because once you know how the game works it's really not that hard up we go we must go up so we can go down that's deep huh or maybe not I just I just like jump in from the top rope and his name was John Cena [Music] it felt cool I thought it was cool I don't really mind what anybody else thinks you keep it to yourself how do you electric underwater nobody knows big catfish looking ass [Music] it's very cool though whoa you're lit up like a Christmas tree all right let's see how this one goes usually I can get two of his things done and then I have to stop and reset for the last one I don't think it's actually possible to do all three on this one in one go because it's underwater so you're holding your breath instead of flying through the air and standing on something do you see me hello [Music] how do you see me I'm right here [Music] are you kidding me what if I go under hello can you see me now I'm in your domain I have fire oh there you go I can't fire arrows at you or anything oh yeah oh yeah baby oh yeah baby here we go here we go a bit I'm electrocuted okay I'm almost dead but we're fine [Music] okay surface surface I don't breathe good like you do the way I'm trying to kill you so maybe surfacing is not in your best interest are you kidding me come on I'm gonna drown already [Music] okay we're good we're chill we are chilling big one [Music] oh yeah blew a fuse huh circuit breaker's broken [Applause] uh that's a bad idea if I go too far because once he goes underwater he shocks you it was a bit more obvious the cone of influence of that when you played the original like a little blue circle would kind of come out but now it's much harder to see or you can get electrocuted from I guess those lightning bolts but that's the depth perception of those is a bit wonky don't you dare dare you suck okay no grip left plenty of air all right do your thing again let's do this song and dance again I'll kill you this time I mean hurt you on the head for doing a good job [Music] I do love the idea of an underwater one though because it kept being like how is the game gonna surprise me this time what are we going to get next another one in the air and one underwater one underground and then you do get some that are underground come on it's splashing around Splish Splash Splish Splash there you go thrashing around like a shark or like something a shark would eat is what I meant to say okay Easy Does It Easy Does It okay you're gonna get shocked a little that's fine or not at all hey some part of it'll come that you're able to grab are you kidding me what family if you just go where his head is when he comes up and you dive down you'll be able to grab something this time nothing came out only his ass oh dude come on we're on the clock here buddy let me just stay here [Music] okay I'm diving I'm diving I'm diving I'm waiting that's that's the signal where something's going to come there you go no I got it [Music] dude we lost 30 seconds on that [Music] please surface fast please surf as fast I am running out of grip at a violently fast rate thank you what a guy look at all my grip back probably because I'm holding on to a sword at the same time [Music] [Applause] [Music] I think he's fairly quick to kill though once you have that and now you can go further because there's no electricity dad nice nice clean clean let me just stab those cracks again stop him right in the crack okay here we go big moves big moves coming in everybody [Music] huge moves turn that one off that's lights out a knife's out sequel oh my God what is happening nice okay he'll go down again a little am I still holding on ice big final one final one big Crescendo big Crescendo the audience are into it the audience love it okay or just flop about all over the place oh one more oh we have them on the edge of their seats the crowds on their feet they're up they're standing big finale big finale oh the crowd went nuts Encore Encore they cheer Wonder stands to attention bows to the audience gets [ __ ] up by tendrils and then dies on stage as the one true final act in this stage play of life and seen victory said [Music] Wonder stares at the crowd at his big dumb moon face the crowd says ew and then everybody goes home to puke what a knife what a night out who'd have known we'd get so much entertainment for our tickets [Music] can you die already hmm I'm back do you like my sandals I picked them up after last Colossus you can't have any okay next one has to be kuromori right the one that goes like out of its mouth I think so has to be there's no way it's anybody else absolutely no way if it's somebody else I'm quitting YouTube I keep forgetting what to say foreign [Music] a tail trapped within a pail deep within the forest yeah that's kuromori a shadow that crawls in the walls yeah yep it's kurumuri that one sure is nailed it don't have to quit YouTube now foreign some people at home are like oh man it would have been epic to see him quit can you imagine the Uproar yeah yeah that'll be so fun what if I just quit for like a day what if I could quit for a weekend took two days off Christmas actually this is going up on Christmas merry Christmas everybody to any of you who celebrated I hope Santa got you something good if he didn't I'll have words with him that'll be my next celebrity interview ing Santa in Lapland playing playing Shadow of the Colossus with Santa Claus did you start getting more and more ridiculous playing Mario character with Chris Pratt the voice of Mario okay this has to be this way right because I pointed it this way and it said yes and now I worry that yeah it is yeah it is I think this is also where the last one is or was that over where it should be a cave here yeah yeah isn't the last one like that direction or it's in the desert area to the right I can't remember quite rightly in we go through the dark deep caves oh yeah so cool could I fall down there and not die oh that's not actually where I'm supposed to go so that'll be a terrible idea yeah aggro don't be afraid to eat some grass as well while I'm gone get my ass slapped around both cheeks eat some grass make your way back like drink some water as well it's plenty of it okay or don't drink some like Coke snort some coke do whatever the [ __ ] you want look you're a horse I'm a man we're just two different people we both have different things that we like to do all right bye aggro eat some grass Eat Your Greens stay healthy aggro probably could have followed me into this part but I don't want them to because it's scary I want them to like be a nice innocent horse right up until the end of the game follow me you can't come down here it's too big a jump only only creatures with two legs can come down here except for koromori um yes this it's coming back to me oh I should look up another speedrun of this what if I could do a speed run there's a couple of games like like this and bloodborne like why don't you wanna there you go this and bloodborne where I'm like could I get a decent time like how fast could I do it bloodborne I'd feel way more comfortable with because I feel like things are less up in the air this one is like everything's physics driven and the AI is a little different it's less set in stone actually the AI and this is set in stone and rock and dirt and grass there you are big boy what kind of creature is that what's it based on do you think all right how many layers down do I have to go just one cool howdy wait what if I go down one more am I losing time because there's a gap over here that I want to shoot through so I can't remember if I can actually shoot through those through those grates there you are come on hit hit nice and hit again nice down you go and down I follow just as soon as they stop breaking my legs you can survive that wonder you're fine [Music] hey this one you you've never been able to do in one go either because I don't know if it's actually possible set that one done oh come on come on I got that you could hear it I was trying to get one stab off before I had to leave I heard it but you didn't give it to me oh I love the punishment give it to me shadow Daddy give it to me colossae yes stank okay we'll go back up that's whatever I'm not even mad about it I'm just vehemently upset are you on the wall already where are you [Music] no okay okay up here dildo not at all I think I can probably shoot through these oh wait there's a gap right here dude oh and now we're even closer even easier making it too easy for me oh you're making it too easy for me oh ouch oh I almost fell as far as you did at the exact same time it's okay my legs are shattered my ankles are broken I'll never dance again but I'll stab stab stab to my heart's content or to your heart's content right in the middle of your heart is this one of kuramori's heart is or was should I say oh die big lizard that was clean that's about as fast as I could have made that one [Music] oh he died because my singing was so bad wander I'm sorry look you're called Wonder you do what you do I'm called Jack and I can't do my namesake on camera mom [Music] is that me back in the womb and somebody's rubbing on my mom's belly going like dude baby [Music] my hallucinating [Music] ghost why did I tell you about smoke and black tendrils Wonder you smoke black tendrils you start seeing wacky [ __ ] oh no yeah it is Mona or mono not Mona mono mono poor stereo skittish nice plowing through them these guys don't even stand a chance was that eight are we halfway oh I had the weirdest dream that you were alive and now I woke up and you're dead oh what a shame wake up wake up she's dead because of your moon face Wonder [Music] rigor mortis she's as white as a sheet and as cold as one too that next toy is I get it this is basa run dirge U hold on I'm looking it up bataran no the ninth Colossus it is oh nissy yeah yeah actually he sounds yeah oh my God which anime character sounds like that hey guys over oh my God who is it what anime am I thinking of and then I'll hold shojikun is either I'm just making up names of what sounds like anime characters yeah he's over wait that way oh I can get there anyway that's what I'm thinking of no mob psycho no y'all seen new season of mob psycho it's pretty sick so is chainsaw man chainsaw man's cool I like it a lot right now somebody's at home being like he's just like me he knows the anime that I like and people are like how did Sean know about that anime as if it's not the most popular thing in the anime world right now it's like when I went on the trash taste podcast they were like whoa you know a lot about anime I'm like I just mentioned one Animation Studio and they're like well that's more than most people know why did I think that this one was back behind me like underneath where the giant bridge is is this not the one I'm thinking of the ninth one Hey Oh wrong button wrong button I'm stuck at the PS2 I'm back aggro where are you going sorry yeah this is grabbing onto your ass is it around these then wait no is this the big turtle one foreign it is oh that's why I'm confused it's the one that shoots the like big Torpedoes actually okay there's a way of getting across somewhere here launch me launch me launch me [Music] [Laughter] oh the way he fell I was like if we get enough momentum it'll toss me across the link or the Gap oh man oh don't tell me I'm back at the temple oh man uh totally worth it totally worth it wait I got the name of the Colossus right I got the Colossus bang on I just thought that basuron was the small guy but bus run is the big like turtle shell one that shoots stuff at you where are you going I grow so I technically got it right saying that the ninth one was basaran but I thought pastorama was a different Colossus so to sum up I was wrong but I'm gonna pretend like I wasn't because I think that's better for me and my self-esteem I'm gonna stick with that oh Darkness surrounds you can do this one real real slick God that's cool looking though it's really intimidating there he is not too fast aggro we have to turn so I wonder why they wake up when you get close to them like they're just sitting there they have Dorman's power sealed in them is it because the sword is near thank you or maybe they just like dormant until someone gets near and then they fight back to be like you're not allowed to have this power okay I'm gonna get ass blasted by one of these I can already tell get them to stand on the geyser oh God that's cool looking foreign that wasn't very chill [Music] camera stop with the shooting William okay that is so totally gonna stop before I have a chance to do anything foreign God damn it why does the thing when you're holding it left just always want to re-center so annoying okay I'm just gonna jump off here no don't turn away come this way dude yeah walk over it another way oh my God are you actually just not gonna get affected by that so annoying oh my God what are you doing to me that's so [ __ ] frustrating to Heaven be right there and then just turn [Music] what to do you're turning left and then you're turning right and then you're turning left the game has no idea what to do [Music] he wants to turn him around but it keeps oh it keeps picking different directions to do it oh so annoying keep going keep going guys is going to run out again oh you see me yeah I'm over here cool huh I [ __ ] know [Music] don't you dare quote the ancient text to me I was there when they were written come on Geyser come on Geyser oh my bones is that still not going to affect them are you kidding me it's just giving them a bath shouldn't have got off Agro [Music] just there you go oh [ __ ] fat chance of me doing this now hi hi hi hi hi hi I'm getting on my horse [Music] come on guys this is the worst I've ever done this one [ __ ] me here we go big moves big moves [Music] but I only have to get one more was the other one still down oh I didn't know that I know I know I'm trying I'm trying my best if you get up before I can get there I am going to lose my mind okay thank God foreign [Music] belly such a cutie okay there we go there we go there we go I just dropped dropped nicely and don't fling me off okay there you go there you go not not too bad good Wonder just get up For the Love of All that's good in this world okay we're doing it we're doing it we're Turtle shelling turtle power they're the world's most fearsome fighting okay hold on hold on oh he's shaking he's Shaking All That oh I'm Coming For That skull I'm gonna Dome you good [Music] oh it feels so good probably not for you but for me it feels incredible okay chill out brought you here [Music] hi oh thanks Jake how's the pressure you want some acupuncture this is for everyone at home that was so annoying the setup for that one is probably the more annoying one in the game but we did it we POG champ in the end oh I'm gonna stand up here if I could tea bag yeah I would I can kind of ah my bones no do you think they smell the colossae I think they do I think they very do all right who's next number nine or number 10. mono she's the last Colossus you have to just go up and like stab her straight in the head damn can't even see the next one who's next give me I'm ready I go [ __ ] him up I can do it [Music] ah this is the under sand one look at what his name is though okay I don't know if they actually do this but wouldn't it be cool that every time you kill a Colossus one less voice from Dorman is present because you've like freed them from their Earth prison run where's this one to the right is there um probably over with those clouds are on the left can't move oh yeah over here I think I love these big beams of life it's so cool this game is so cool faster way across over here yeah yeah it's all the one I grow aggro what's your favorite movie [ __ ] wonder agro's the main character of this game hello I'm here to kill a big Colossus oh aggro please get down this please please just do it just do it just do it just just do it Agro come on you can make it oh you're gonna go all the way around aren't you oh I grow look I'll go on ahead while you figure things out it's much quicker this way that horse of mine what am I supposed to do stop horsing around God talk about making a mountain out of a molehill look at my little tassels on my booty aggro come on where are you oh together what what how how did you do that should I have gone that way what oh where did you come from I don't I don't get it I don't get how you got in here ahead of me isn't this a closed entrance how did you do that yeah I'm so confused video game Magic horse Magic all right hopefully we get this one done easy this one's cool it's the same sort of shape as the one that's under the water but way shorter and way angrier thank you he's got them big old papers let me Adam let me Adam come on come on where you at where are you at there you go there you go my God I'm playing finger Twisters just trying to get away from this guy come on show me an eyeball show me an eyeball shot um oh the hitbox was barely even visible oh you didn't even get to see the eye but I saw it my gamer instincts kicked in uh okay can I just walk on your back oh big moves big moves whoa okay bye yeah and a high yeah okay we don't need a we don't need a super big one maybe a half [Music] I think that's it for that one oh I thought we could get both huh what's up what a good horse all right where are you at where are you at big boy yeah come this way yeah this way oh yeah show me them peepers show me those peepers those baby blues did I do it again baby I'm just so very talented mum I'm gonna smack you oh God okay maybe not smack you just yet okay you can walk in there you can walk in that okay it's solid it's even come on wonder you lose those tiny legs of yours hop for all your work okay we're kind of getting off camera here Wonder nice okay big moves big moves big one big one big one too easy too easy dude give me that crown that went so incredibly well oh that one feels less climactic than the others I want to take out my sword I want to stab you I want to shoot you with arrows tea bag so well I didn't expect that to be that quick it makes up for some of the time on the other ones who ruled in you Aji awuzie I'm actually sounded more like The Last Guardian I was playing that again recently my God what an unbearably laggy game oh don't get me wrong I absolutely adore Last Guardian and always will but that camera and that kid controls so badly it's so unfortunate I think it turned off a lot of people from the game too despite because it's already light enough to be like Toriko go that way but the fact that controlling the kid and controlling the camera is like wading through water it's just it's too much this game controls really well though it's like just laggy enough to be like A little sloppy a little scrappy like the vibe they're going for you alter overlooks the lake ah this is the the little dude you have to pick up the torch and shake it in his face he's kind of a pain in the ass actually have I said that about all of them they all have their moments but this one specifically because when you fall down and start stabbing him and then have to get back to the top of the thing and do it all again it can be really really annoying if it doesn't go your way because he's so small he's able to thrash around way more now again there there boy you're all right boy there there girl this one I think is absolutely down at the end of that bridge money on it yeah yeah see see that way I was right which is good because I can't afford to bet huge amounts of money because I I donated 300 000 to thank miss this year as well as paying for many other aspects of it so it costs a lot of money okay I don't really have much to be thrown around right now uh stupid bets amblin man anyway I'll put my money where my mouth is but only if I know where my mouth is going I love that bridge design she got a tattoo of that all across my face all the way around and like down across my body oh bang on look at that like a laser or a magnifying glass like burning a piece of paper on the ground I used to love doing that as a kid like trying to spell your name into a piece of wood and then realizing that it would take you all day to do that so you just stop and give up but you got a couple of cool looking burn Marx on it see I could go save my thing there because if I die here then it'll make it I'll just start back here but I'm not that far from the temple that makes sense for some of the other ones like the last one it's so cool because you see the bridge from distance for so long and then having one that goes right by it pretty badass let's give a look at the temple from here oh yeah Temple kind of looks like a Colossus all right where do I start my journey down this yeah right here I'm just gonna do this I grow because you're fast troll you and I'm faster getting down on my own actually I don't think you can come down here I don't think you can use aggro for this one foreign what happens if you just call them all right too much water Agro gets in there and stop swim if that was able as it's raining down rocks and death from above I'm still sticking by you surely she's able to come down here nah she's still up there she's cool just chill I made you back at the temple head back there now this is about to get ugly that's where I want to be which Colossus is it that's the the one in the lake with its like Teeth upside down and you jump on its head and like Bonk its teeth and he walks into the in the direction that you bug now I forget what button it is to pick up things I do like that they're smaller ones it kind of shows you that Colossus doesn't just mean big and it's so interesting at this point in the game because you fought so many of them that are massive so they have one that's tiny is like wait what do I do smack it look at me hiding up there God ouch why do you have your sword out oh did I [ __ ] it up now you can get stuck in a loop like that what the [ __ ] is the button to pick things up nope R2 of course ow I have to get back up and light it as well oh I forgot about that part don't hurt me don't hurt me he almost hurt me I thought you were afraid of fire ah my bones oh I could taste blood oh I'm hemorrhaging there you go yeah back off back off I'm trying to swat at me like a big cat these animations are so good I mean the animations for all of them are really good that's why uh Team Eco do really well come on [Music] with a ledge it's a pretty big fall oh I know he's feeling sorry for himself oh my god did you really have to stop to do that you could have just kept walking where did he land right there oh beautiful I forgot that he'll get a chance to stab him until he gets up ah this is what's annoying about this one did you get like a tiny window to stab right there so it's like a lot of little stabs whoa that didn't have a sound that's right well I wonder hold on or or don't give me a chance to stab at all this time that's cool yeah no I love that I love it when the game doesn't work in my favor it's really cool so cool God is so annoying it's so unsatisfying oh come on man that's [ __ ] okay I can make it back in I can make it back in just jump on the thing have him Bonk his head this is this is not going how it's supposed to at all imagine fighting giant cumbersome beasts and then what do you get what do you get done by a [ __ ] tree branch I'm back [Music] oh my God where am I in space and time do I even can I even I'm not even on the on the [ __ ] thing there you go okay we'll take those I I can't see [ __ ] how am I supposed to know when it's stabby time okay okay stop stop [ __ ] sake wonder why do you keep falling back nice okay we're doing it we're doing it big one last one I almost got taken off by the tree again oh thank God your annoying ass can go back to the Grave just crushes me so sad not watch this dang it jump off into the Gap never would have got me down there [Music] oh this feels good I haven't played this game in so long I think the last time I did play it was for huh the last time I played it I think was for my series I might have picked it up like once or twice just to do one Colossus somewhere but I haven't played the whole thing in a long long time those series come out those episodes like how old is this remake we can check that with the power of the internet watch this I'm even gonna do what's it shout out of the Colossus remake boom 2018. it's been four years almost five oh yeah it came on February 6th right before my birthday um in February it'll be five years since this came out I don't know where time's going on oh this is the one because I thought it was after the little guy and that's why I was asking but I wasn't sure [Music] is this number 12. I don't bloody no Agro I was like what stop right here I'm right here yeah so I think this one is in the back left or back right back right on the road again can you shoot that eagle with your arrow I know in the original you could like jump off and at a perfect angle and you could just grab it and then fly around the map I don't know if you can still do it I imagine you can I wouldn't I don't think there he is like here you can jump off and grab it but I've never been able to do it every time I've tried I've just looked foolish and then aggro runs away on me and I get sad that's so cool looking yeah I'm curious what they're working on because a lot of people say that uh yeah we're going over there that bloodborne doesn't need a remake and that's true it doesn't really because it's not that old but I feel like we at least need a remaster or a PC version so many people talk about it and there's so many jokes and memes and Die Hard fans that want that on PC or something I just want something that's not the PS4 version that version of the game sucks now it's really it's already really outdated art style can bring you a long way and the mechanics are really really good but that frame rate and that image quality is just not what you want to see it deserves better it's such a good game that it it deserves to be not dying on the PS4 this way I think this is the area I got you where I went through the forest and I was like wait I'm not where I think I'm supposed to be yeah you gotta come back out over here yeah I say with such Authority yeah even though it could be completely wrong I'm not wrong I'm a legend god it feels so good to be this talented such awesome looking World design a bit too many rocks what's up with all the rocks we pull some of them out too many it's running like a amusement park or something like look at these rocks here there's rocks in the left rocks below me rocks to the right probably someone above me it's too many take them out get rid of them yeah I don't need your stupid save this one's not hard just might take you a bit if you can't oh it might take you a bit if you can't get them to walk towards the thing on time I've never really had a hard time with this one I love worlds like this uh from soft really good at it as well like the post-apocalyptic type of areas where the world already existed and then things went wrong and now we're here in this version of it and I love what I love about that is that your brain makes up a whole bunch of stuff for you it's like what was this what did people do here in the land before the long long ago like how did people live in this region and how did Dorman come about and then they fought him and or them and got rid of them and then decided look we're not going to go back to that area of the world did it just have magic built into it we'll never know and that's the beauty of it I think that's why any of the storytelling stuff that I do I don't like giving over all the answers to it immediately or sometimes ever like some things you have to answer you need a conclusion to things but I think leaving stuff up to the audience's interpretation because audiences are smart but a lot of current media oh cool a lot of current media don't treat the audience as smart they like beat you over the head with stuff to be like you get it right like Ragnarok was a big example of that of the the NPCs or the the other characters saying like hey go here do this because the level Design's done and then they realize the level design is a bit too convoluted looking that I'm sure they focused tested it and then were like wait people don't get it so just add dialogue it's much easier to do that than re-engineer the game I don't really like the scaly rocks on this one I think it's a weird look I don't think the original had stuff like that on it okay I need to jump on your back wait will you allow me to do that ow it's trying to assassinate me can you go that way and then I'm gonna go this way fooled you okay that's not working I'll just keep going in the One Direction and hopefully eventually you like push me around to your back I think that's how I usually do it we're making progress move and I'm just like see easy who needs a dentist hold on it was cooler than I thought I was going to get to your head teeth more as opposed to what your ass teeth there you go there you go what the [ __ ] hold on [ __ ] is that enough to get you there should be oh God it almost wasn't enough for me to get there so scary who's a big scary come on do something make moves oh so big and scary idiot now your belly's exposed rule number one of warfare never expose yourself to the enemy don't give them an opportunity to get you please the more you expose yourself the easier it is to kill you yeah big dum-dum they all right they didn't teach you that in Colossus College well it's a bit late for that now isn't it okay talk about overreacting okay can I have control back please I get it God where am I now and then everything goes back to normality just keep swimming splish oh wait that's your arm I have no idea where I was oh it's going to take me a while to get around you push me push me nice nice that helps a bit thank you keep pushing me keep pushing me oh oh there you go that didn't really do anything keep turning keep working those calories oh God that that cost me some valuable time Wonder climb now now is the time for climb it's climbing timing Shake shake it all off like the big dog yeah a big dog that got too wet out in the park oh yeah let's go again wait where are the things [Music] keep going bonkaroo bunkeroo there you go God you really should floss I didn't make them look like teeth so ugly so nasty [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] really sound like an anime protagonist I gotta go over here he'll never see me no way he's using that attack I didn't know he ever learned it [Music] oh foolish Behavior you're doing it again what an absolute dum-dum I almost didn't grab that [Music] oh this is this is good Night Irene oh down you go [Music] I love that water ripple that comes out [Music] very very nice it's nice looking water it's not that Dynamic but water must be a pain in the ass to do it for video games like if you can avoid it then why not and then this game was like we're gonna do a whole boss in the water two of them I guess the bird one is kind of in water as well [Music] we're in the end game now [Music] foreign [Music] they're looking to get there just in time what if they got there and wander's like yeah that's Dorman by the way I let him out is that okay like sorry [Music] that's cool because it's been a very very long time since I played the original but is that portal above it in the original game on the PS2 version if not it's a nice addition if it is then it's a nice thing to keep yeah last four great sound design Blue Point got even better with demon souls in their sound design it's a very good sounding game you ready oh we're on to 13. filings this is my third favorite Maybe I think as the the bird one is uh I like the design of that one more because it's smaller and it's faster I don't know why that's cooler to me but this one being the other flying one this like broke people's brains when they played it to do a moving level like that like I don't I don't really have many yeah we need to go down here I don't really have any money developer friends that I can talk to or at least I just wish more developers would talk about other games you know how Corridor Digital do video game or video visual effects artists react I want to see video game developers react maybe Corridor can do that I don't care take the idea um I should probably go left actually right I think that was a quicker way of getting to it people look at red dead too like I I don't know how the [ __ ] oh that's not here I don't know how the [ __ ] Red Dead 2 exists because there's a lot of games that do open world but Red Dead 2 is there are so many interactions in that game that I'm like you must have worked that team to the absolute bones and dust to get that game to come out the way it was to be as bug free and as consistent as it is like it's it's not a super dense world in regards to like so many towns and AIS and everything going on but the amount of animals that are interacting with things and like playing with each other fighting chasing deer uh snakes like hiding in the grass and attacking you and then there's stuff like you go up to a person begging on the streets for money and he claims to be blind and then you point a gun at him he's like oh wait you're like you're not blind but then you go up to another guy and he is blind they go the wrong way was this foolish yeah I thought I was going the right direction um like that kind of stuff is just insane to me to be able to do games like that and I I'd love to know what other developers think of or like Last of Us Part Two there was a scene where she takes off her shirt in the cutscene and everyone afterwards was talking about that like how did she do that how did you not get the shirt to clip through her body like moments like that or Kronos in God of War 3. were other our other devs at the time like sitting back going I mean I think I know how you did that but how in the absolute [ __ ] did you make that work same with the visual effects artists react you look at it and they kind of know like okay there's a couple of tricks you could do to make that work but I don't know how you actually did it please tell me this actually connects yes and I'm just curious to see people at the top of their game come out and talk about how they did certain things or video games are still just such an undertapped Secret like people don't really do behind the scenes and stuff hey maybe that's why Rockstar don't show how they make their games they have no behind the scenes stuff to go in depth on how things are made because God because maybe they did work their Community their team to the Bone and they're not they don't want to show that I don't know I don't know how much of it is that they think people won't care because God of Warwick 2018 came out and had a huge behind the scenes documentary and I love that God of War 3 also had one back in the day that I really enjoyed because that was the game that got me into like voice acting and game design in general because they did have a behind the scenes of how it was made and it opened up my mind to so much more than just playing the game I was like it showed you the people behind it and the people who acted in it the people who voiced it and so many other aspects so I'd love to know if some people had big game development Studios not even big game development Studios but like people who understand how games are made through and through like sit them down and talk about how the moving level of Phalanx was made and uh showed up with Colossus on PS2 when like was that as impossible as I think it was or was it like oh no this is how they did it nowadays it's actually pretty easy to do but people just don't do it or is it like no it's still really [ __ ] hard to do and almost impossible and that's why no one does it I want to know I want to know the secrets I would start that series myself but I don't know enough about video game design to be able to uh like serve back and forth with them like that like the corridor digital guys do maybe they know people actually they have video game designers on their team maybe they could do that or the Rocket Jump people they made um what's their game Studio dude that do like boneworks and Bone lab oh man I knew it too and I just forget it now in the moment oh yeah we just go through this altar man I made a [ __ ] meal out of that didn't I went all the way around took the scenic route but it gave me more time to talk anyway please put forth that idea into the Universe I don't care if I'm the one who makes it as long as it gets made and I can watch that series just just go I'm putting that energy out I'm manifesting go or if any video game devs want to make it with me I'll gladly oh yeah look at that so cool like an actual spear man I wish I as much as I would love to play bloodborne again for the first time you know how everyone has that one game they would love to play again for the very first time mine would be this and then I get off aggro to do this because to be able to react to this for the first time again I hope and hell that I'm gonna hit that way too far away yeah [Music] I did I again I played this when I was 17 I think I have no idea what I thought about this game back then I don't have any of my memories or any of my like thoughts from when I was 17. stored in my brain anywhere [Music] bad at this there we go get those eggs or whatever they are they kind of look like eggs don't they this will be easier if you didn't like fall all over the place while trying to aim but I get it you're on a horse they try and make it a bit more realistic all right let's not mess this up because I think I did when I did my series on it trying to like get the speed of aggro down make sure everything goes well oh if you're left on his own oh hey okay and no see I was about to jump and you turned oh my God I thought I I thought I'd climb climb for the love of God I thought I landed on aggro again okay okay where is this camera taking me I'll fall off please don't fall off [Music] okay I know why I'm attacking this one but sure [Music] is that gonna close I forget everything this Colossus makes me nervous [Music] almost none of the others make me nervous but this one makes me nervous oh such a tiny piece left okay where am I in the running order of things oh am I in the first one okay all right this one you do work backwards right you start at the top and go down like it's been a while guys [Music] okay you're closing me off because you're about to go back under the sand [Music] I kind of yellow for aggro I have no idea why okay you go back down and I'll go back down oh that was way higher than I thought oh there you are hey buddy how's it going [Applause] all right where's this Behemoth gonna come out of [Music] okay we'll wait they're getting their sand back just like how uh Stella Got Her Groove Back it's good it's good oh he sticks The Landing oh [Laughter] I'm in it a minute to win it I take this very seriously [Music] that's that one and watch this like did I get it [Music] I did I didn't get the first one I could have sworn I hit that is the game doing me dirty okay let's go this way actually oh that's a this is a [ __ ] bad place to be in because aggro does not like tight spaces [Music] boosh got you that time all right where are these Wings coming down nope don't do that nailed it nailed it oh sweet as a kitten sweet I don't [ __ ] know kittens a lot of Terror is actually what okay okay hold on for dear [ __ ] life yes are you [ __ ] hitting the wall what is happening oh this is so epic God what a [ __ ] cool video game can we just appreciate that we exist at the same time that this game exists like we've oh God where am I none of us are probably alive long enough to go to space or anything but like explore the stars or whatnot hey but at least we're alive from Shadow of the Colossus is alive at least we're all alive from jacksepticeye uploads videos you know your twirl oh do you think at this point wander's like it's not worth it it's not worth it Moto I love you but it's not worth it you could come back and cure every disease known to man but it's not worth it I give up stinks okay off I go oh Lord I do like that as well I like how far you're able to fall are you okay oh my God she's limping that was sick Agro did you see me up there and you were like I can do that we wanted to come and protect me that was so cool [Music] so I was gonna make a joke that when it bumped it was like that's aggro going like poof trying to beat their face in [Music] steadiano there you are it's his little nose the aggro stayed perfectly still gonna do this real fast oh my God the shaking of the camera as well makes this [ __ ] impossible oh maybe they don't come out until later [Music] is that it all three baby oh man oh look at this little dust devil launch me up on top of them is that what they're called dust devils that's what I've always heard them called okay now the problem is that I have to do this a [ __ ] third time you're not gonna make it you're not gonna make it nope you're gonna God [ __ ] damn it [Music] that's what I hate about it run like the [ __ ] wind I grow that's not gonna work oh come on Jesus Christ you going left you going right you're going left to make up your [ __ ] mind it's gonna rise out of the ground again soon that's not gonna work because you're gonna oh my God what are you doing what are you doing Wonder I can't do anything with this he won't move you sort of make a cat that's about to vomit Jesus Christ that was obnoxious [Music] round three being the big one [Music] would make sense that this one takes the longest to do because it's also one of the biggest ones to the last flap to the very last flap wander [Music] oh jumping's good oh mad air jumping's fantastic that's not really how physics work but sure over oh pack it in Colossus you silly bastard that was fantastic the grit the grind the struggle fighting nature Man vs Beast the one true great battle of the world this really was one of the battles of 2022. [Music] Dave I'm running dang it [Music] cool so now we have the last three are uh dude that looks like the first one but with a sword you have to like hit him in the hand we have other tiny guy and then we have big mama llama yep I don't know the names of any of them barbus I think one of them is called barbus I'm gonna keep saying barbers Barba Barbara's the guy with the sword yep no he's not that's the bearded one cenobia is the next one and then Argus and Malice so nobia Argus and Malice I I know I looked up the wiki yeah synovia synovial fluid don't we all I've been destroying things left right and Center I think I'm The New Colossus Argus I mean Agro foreign where are we going all over to the right and we can get there this way it's getting spooky lots of fog and darkness around can you tell me I'm going the right way come on I grow faster faster I think this is the right way because I haven't been here yet have I this looks like the place I fought the water one no this is the right area I think I think I just have to get across all this yep yep yep because they say a destroyed city or a ruined City or something so this used to be a place where people lived and now only one of the class I lived there there's nothing else oh I was like where did I go I was like I I was like that such a wacky guy did you ever just say something you're like why did I say that out loud I don't think this is the right place this doesn't feel right at all bye I grow I'll go alone now but I also haven't been here and there's only three colossae left I don't know we're just exploring look how clear this water looks it's nice for a swim let's be nice for wander after running around horseback flying through the winds getting hit by black tendrils all the time wait does this face get all messed up in this version as well kinda you can see like the veins coming in on his neck and his eyes look a little wacky I think in the original it's way more obvious because they had lower polygons and resolutions so they had to really make it obvious what was happening oh this is the right place [Applause] wow so Lush that's what happens nobody around anymore did you see him blink and you'll miss him foreign this one's kind of fun because it's uh it's more of a platforming section the fight itself is really short and easy um but you have to like do all this platforming stuff first I kind of like it so elegant like a big lion animations are so good do do do do do do do do [Music] I have a mad jump go high I can go whoa mad air if you're if you survive this Wonder basketball I'm telling you or long jump I wonder if there's a a close connection between people who end up becoming basketball players or them like triple jumping and long jumping how many of them were like either or be like tall people are able to jump really far do those come on do it again you you can do it I believe in you that's not gonna hit that oh what do you do go and cry gonna [ __ ] and come gonna piss yourself oh you're gonna do that oh oh that's bad oh haha even in the cutscene I'm so talented [Music] oh come on Wanderer Jesus Christ walk much we'll make an excellent time ouch now hold on just a ding dang who told you to do that you line yourself up line yourself up here we go carefully the angle nice it's like the Bridget has a doom boom come on give her the old one too but again smack her again oh God that could have been diabolical I like really get into it [Music] okay just three more [Music] we're making progress though everyone they knock down is one less that you have to do dude his noises are weird like [Music] yeah yeah look at this path of Destruction I've LED they did say that he likes destruction so come on [Music] come on smack into it there you go you figured it out good job you look like the demon dogs from uh Ghostbusters I swear my brain doesn't work anymore it used to be so quick and then I got covered and now my brain is all slow from it I start getting migraines it really messed me up I don't know is there anybody else out there that has like long covered that's really messing them up as well there are dozens of us actually it's probably thousands it sucks it takes me like an extra minute now to like figure things out but not this you can do this in my sleep baby there you go can I make it through beautiful beautiful where am I up up up nice clean smooth Majestic try and get me here you won't you won't 21 for this right [Music] pushed him into bits but not yet snake it's not over yet hey there I am can I get onto your back from here oh I could if I was talented back nice and that was just like the last game you don't even want to see what I did to the last guy actually you're gonna see it because I'm gonna do the exact same thing to you oh Shimmy Shimmy Shake Shake Shake Shimmy Shimmy Shake Shake Shake It doesn't even knock me off am I in like a weird broken spot that it's not affecting me I'll take it man after all the times I got knocked off when I shouldn't this is for me ah good night sweet prince the eyes grow dull as you slump over and take the Eternal sleep to the clouds and the sky I like run around like a [ __ ] idiot trying to avoid tentacle over here through the wall [ __ ] Aimbot wall hacks [Music] [ __ ] nice only two to go getting close next up was Argus big sword man did she say my name is she sleep talking is she dead talking she was like oh Wonder kill those colossae for me it's very like um Zelda and Link what you mean every game that comes out today somehow or another is inspired by Ocarina of Time what a game-changing game I think that and Mario 64 probably changed the games industry the most out of any games ever because the reason Dark Souls exists as well is because of Legend of Zelda it's crazy don't believe me lock it up I mean among other things Castlevania as well a giant has fallen into the valley it acts as a Sentry to a destroyed City maybe just leave him there he seems pretty chill okay good chat good chat thanks for the info it never really helps but I appreciated nonetheless yeah just chilling hanging around we're going this way [Music] chill out chill the [ __ ] out chill the beans you'll be fine we'll make it in the end a big portal above oh it's those I do like that I don't think those are in the original game those types of portals above where the Colossus die that looks like War of the Worlds some little green martians are going to come down even though they weren't Green in the movie they are in the book they're just martians they're actually from Mars um they're gonna go down and kill us yeah I'm going this way is this where I go through the forest properly now yeah because on the right there's nowhere else to go out figure it out okay he's coming to get me or over there no I just on my way to kill the second last one you guys want anything okay cool I'll be over here don't message me if I can kill this thing I can kill you imagine chop their heads off with the sword of light oh Lord above what do you do when I grow okay here we'll heal um that's Latin right like a child getting on the horse I mean that is one of the things about the game too that wanders way too small for the horse so they have some sort of like connection yeah I'm gonna have to leave yeah I grow you're not allowed into this one sorry head back to the temple warm the place up talk to Mono see if she's alive yet and if she's not just go in her face and go that'll wake her up wake me up if I was dead man if I was dead and someone woke me up I'd be pissed could you imagine could you could you imagine a sky looks really nice hmm yeah can you tell I have ADHD does it spring up at every possible second [Applause] all right wander now this one's a bit of a pain in the ass with all of them because it's a really big arena but we need him to do certain things this is the one if you guys remember that you stand on the platform he launches you into the air not so much launches you but like picks up the platform this one where am I I sound like I pissed in my shorts there you go much better it's not wet here I mean it's a little bit boy does it sound like squelchy diarrhea pants hey now you told me he fell in the valley you didn't tell me he was able to get back up he's like King Kong [Applause] same kind of like stature and energy hey bud you can do that all you want bud I'm already out of here come Chase moon face so wasn't it that I had to get him to break the top this one I actually can't really remember maybe I won't shoot you with that because maybe you'll do something worse he tries to stomp at me I go down then he tries to break the bridge doesn't that break his sword and then it can land on his head but if that sequence right [Applause] oh what are you kidding me the game broke there you go that was what's supposed to happen well it didn't break but it just didn't you know what no it broke the game broke is that weird this way this way how do I get up hit me shoot me swing that sword of yours oh come on stop walking back and forth I'm hitting you in your bicep that was your elbow I'm bitching the ass I piss you off oh right in your nipples [Music] come on I actually don't know I thought maybe he hits you and then or tries to hit you hits the side and then knocks down a thing now ah [Music] stop well we're about to find out go yep that's exactly it figured it out I am brain but away I go on another adventure friend chase me now big ass meanwhile I grows over there somewhere being like that Wander of mine I always getting himself into trouble Hey Big Boy up here I didn't like that did you push I know where I'm holding all these arrows [Music] mm-hmm please don't tell me I fell did I fall I feel like I fell okay wait I thought that breaks your sword I'm so confused this sword is made out of the same like Teeth stones that the other guy's head was made out of stop me God you're big thank you thanks for the lift I'm just gonna go for the first one this is silly I'm doing silly things but it's better to have one down than none down you know oh okay chill bruh nice another good stabbing the Noggin s but then the next one's on his hand isn't it yeah you know I forget how to do that oh maybe there's something on his oh I know I know [Music] I didn't know once upon a time I did I did know I think there's something on the back of his arm right there oh I knew it I heard how about I find a nice big pineapple to shove up your ass whatever you're gonna have to toss me don't tell you are we doing it we're doing it they can fly now they fly now so I'm somewhere that's not quite where I'm from oh yeah I'm talking to a freaking skylight I'll probably kill everybody else next I'll probably turn into a demon next [Music] over here Big Bubba whoa what oh don't do that you did not go the direction I wanted you to [Music] what I love a [ __ ] god wondering yeah I know I've been trying all [ __ ] day go down go down there you go but how do I get his hand again away from the slam I'm still holding on you're gonna have to try much harder to get rid of me okay that didn't work I thought the physics were going to help me out and he was going to go like and grab something at distance slam the hand no the hand this fire that at me it's like trying to teach a dog a trick I know I know it's in there it's right there I see it slam the hand okay that's a foot again how do I make your slime your hand high five foreign oh it's hand time get up Wonder get up oh my God stab it'll be so easy for him to just be like I don't know why he doesn't do that honestly it's kind of his own fault for dying at this point come on oh yeah that feels good one left okay that was a little conky we lost some time on that one we lost some time just um a little bit on pity poop but we'll make up for time on malice no we won't I'm getting absorbed into the carbon footprint of the planet [Music] mama I'm being born [Music] I actually no no that's creepy I'm going back okay guys what's going on no more it's just killing Colossus and stuff look here comes another one now that'll rattle your bones thy next fall is just tell me already enough with the The Dramatics [Music] only boys do kiss a goofy [ __ ] come on try it you won't be able to kill me I've got so many defenses sure thing buddy sure thing yeah I'll just climb up your skirt he wears like a big Stone dress and this one was somewhere I can't remember over there I remember we passed it at one point I talked about it but I couldn't remember where that was chill Brett on our way to the last one you know what that means aggro there it is that Gap in the rocks that's where we're headed we're making great time we'll be back for dinner mono's gonna cook my favorite lizard hey what's up guys what's going on I'm just chilling I guess okay okay easy easy there okay I don't know why I did this and I'm just gonna call for my horse again quicker to just stay on it that's how my brain works like playing Skyrim and you know how it's always better to just follow a road and go that way but I will legitimately try to just go over every single Mountain that is in the game get myself killed fall over take like four times as long whoa chill bro but it's the journey that counts I probably should save before I get to this one but yeah I mean it's not that far away oh here we go again [Music] okay this one makes more sense come on come on what's taking you so long missing a couple of consonants there I wander a man to thick there she is it's cool seeing a rendered in the distance actually running towards you so Majestic what a beautiful creature oh no those tiny little ground boobs are stopping you he's like I tried my [ __ ] best here okay if you didn't just run off like a [ __ ] all the time yeah yeah let's go oh yeah this is cool like opening the doorway foreign [Music] and make it so easy to steal or if the sword opens up like the magical powers that should be sealed then maybe break the sword and [ __ ] the sword yeah this is pure arrogance thinking that you can control something especially if it's nature involved oh no oh no more this is like pictures right before disaster [Applause] oh no yeah oh no oh no oh no you're gonna make it this time right you're gonna make it this time right I know oh oh I was joking around but it hits me really hard oh didn't like that oh that actually hurt I got like a pain in my chest am I dying ah your stupid [ __ ] moon face [Music] oh it's still gonna make me cry Jesus poor I grow even though she's fine she comes back oh I'm sorry spoilers oh I'm sorry why are you watching this series before you watch the last one anyway this is not where I go neither is that I'm coming I grow you hold on if you go I go oh my God oh no I have to go all the way back from the temple I should have saved oh no I have to relive it now oh you're still alive other than God it's just ended here oh mono's dead oh no what a shame no no no oh I can still whistle no oh God why you should just take away that button disable it after after that no one wants to be able to do that no one wants to be reminded of what they can't have let's [ __ ] up you know what taking this off one of my favorite games of all time lists ah [ __ ] up oh hey at least if you're playing another game in your horse days you just get a new one but this one [ __ ] up bruh okay and it's safe not too far away this time like halfway between here and the temple so if something does go wrong which it could let's face it I'm behind the wheel we're all gonna die this is a very cool Final Boss all right the whole Arena and spectacle around it I think is really cool I think the actual mechanics of fighting this thing are annoying as all hell oh that's so badass holy [ __ ] like I hate I hate the mechanics of climbing this thing when you're on its arms and trying to get like the different pieces because I messed that up all the time I also can't really remember it right now is to do like something and then he like turns over and then you climb it again and go up but this is the only one of them that kind of feels like a person Gaius does the third one but it feels kind of mindless this one you can tell is kind of thinking especially since it does this you're gonna do it oh I'm on the wrong side that don't mind me I'm just gonna somersault into the hole it's better to break both my legs down here than to get assimilated by a fire lightning what are you throwing at me pure plasma so cool and unbelievably terrifying foreign [Music] like Shine the Light in his eyes even though there's no sun here Perpetual rainfall we're fighting this guy in Ireland it's this way not that way hey how are you doing oh really far away from you you got this wonder you can do it do it for mono and for aggro ove it's like he is the thunderstorm itself he's able to shoot those things pretty quick what to chill bruh Lord of both oh God Jesus that'll knock the wind out here [ __ ] hell somebody needs to tell him to chill the [ __ ] out okay how many are you able to do back to back to back oh Jesus oh Jesus oh ouch oh don't know how to make that in time I've played this game you'd think I'd remember oh I made it I just ran normally that work oh okay I'll take it five words okay we almost died multiple times there but that's fine as long as we're alive now under the big Shadow of the Colossus talking about his junk he's so big wasn't it that he's the tallest one but um Phalanx the long like flying one is oh it's this one the long flying one is the like longest if you were to stand them all up vertically that would be the tallest one countdown was just a little bit of rain Wonder I know you haven't seen much of it since we started the game but get used to climbing in it strengthen it it's such a weird thing to climb remember the first time I did this in the original game I it was so hard to like see what was going on I was like am I able to claim this and it was just trying everything okay made it made it nailed it okay hopefully this goes well or even am I on the wrong side here a camera oh the camera's [ __ ] ass in this game I love this game more than most but I I can spot a stinky camera when I see one hey you got a crack in your back you want a bigger one there you go he's like oh my sciatica nice this is where things get scary see the original game you could uh collect lizards to make your okay okay the whole lot don't talk you could collect lizards to make your grip massive but in this game they changed it and it's kind of annoying like this okay are we jumping again and we sure are where even am I uh we're gonna run out of stamina if I'm not careful I forget what to do from here do I have to Arrow something I forget what am I supposed to do everything on the other side of your hand or something oh my God this [ __ ] camera's ass totally forget foreign just do that there you go that was it nice this is where it all comes together everything I've learned everything Sensei taught me for Agro now you just need to be patient and not get greedy with it but it's nice face that I will I'll get tossed off oh come on why did that flop you around God wander you're such a sack of nipples oh my God he won't get his footing I can't swing [ __ ] sake okay that'll work that'll do you wander that'll do you I mean so paranoid about how little grip I have left I mean I don't have a little grip left I have a lot of grip left but I'm nervies it's going to his back for a second is this like neck plate [ __ ] no no [ __ ] me okay we're gonna do this I'm gonna set me right in your [ __ ] shoulder [ __ ] sucks why did I jump off why did I jump off I I had it it was fine everything was cool [Music] it feels faster when you're crouched nice big one big one on again big one big one okay let's just hold on oh why why am I in him the [ __ ] is that camera my God why are you facing the other direction now it's so frustrating it's okay we're gonna get there in the end we're gonna get there whoa that camera sometimes it's better to completely let go as him and then do it oh God what are you even holding on to because he like resets faster that way or at least it feels like that these are such unsatisfying stabs like just the worst oh one more oh God that was annoying down he crumbles like that big pizza pie there he is okay bye I'm gonna survive I'm gonna survive I'm gonna survive oh I landed in his hand oh oh what I'm floating floating in the air howdy boys [Music] [Music] he looks so short on his horse why is everyone on horses way too big for them he's a little short man wait I mean as you guys were entering you should have noticed all the beams in the sky [Music] thank you jump in guys you'll survive you guys have the worst timing [Music] by the time the Oregon player got here [Music] so this is the first time you get to see how Wonder gets back or at least like what it looks like from this perspective because all these times whenever you die you're like how do we get back to the temple man I've seen the black buyer's top and bottom it'd be so cool to have this game on PC with ultra wide support [Music] foreign Magic [Music] dude I don't think praying is going to do a whole lot right now if praying work you would have prayed for the sword not to get stolen then I just get dropped off [Music] so cool I would love an exact replica of that sword I'd stick it on my wall not like a cheap made one like a full on blacksmith sword it's got horns now foreign [Music] I'll give you what is you could do like no in the head doofus I'm bleeding black [Music] foreign that wasn't my weak point I told you right here this is the type of soundtrack I imagine in some of uh berserk not this stuff with that [Music] all right [Music] turns out I was the magical 17th Colossus all along [Music] nice and cozy oh so cool the sound the thing about this on PS2 as well is that that smoke effect look weird because everything was Fuzzy and blurry [Music] hell yeah [Music] Dorman has a really cool design there's less of the like female sounding voices in there now it's just like two layers of deep and deep ER oh I'm getting bigger no it's my turn to coloss [Music] that legitimately should have killed everybody I nailed that old man right in his [ __ ] wrinkled face wait no don't take the sword and this is the moment you realize oh God to turn around as a Colossus takes an eternity oh there's my friend uh that guy and uh I'm gonna chase you guys back to the hole before you can get there I hear your little pitter patter I know what you're trying where are you guys going huh no wonder was so easy for wander to kill all the colossae kizzy [ __ ] from up here there they go I mean there's not a damn thing you can do here anyway it's so funny if you could get them stuck hey look how look how slow this old man is the crossbows ain't doing [ __ ] took like an eighth of my health though I yeah okay well I missed completely yeah whatever guys yeah enjoy your time out there and I'll just be here with mono she's gonna be my wife yeah I'll show you I'd love to be able to play as like a doorman that's outside the temple that's able to move fast looks cool but it is such a clever design thing to switch the perspectives at the end oh the screams are cool [Music] [Music] I declare bankruptcy [Music] it's like dude you can't just yell it oh [Music] so if you remember in The Last Guardian I mean you can go back and watch that series as well there's like a pool in that too or like a a circular area and that kind of same style as this and like the place where you get the shield from like a lot of the design areas look similar no my smoke [Applause] [Music] oh no I mean there's nothing I can do here anyway so there's no point fighting it I'm a little Shadow boy dude I'm trying to walk towards it kill me take me to the void okay the amount of times I struggled to try and not die here at the end as a teenager only to then be in my 20s and see YouTube videos where it's like yeah you can't actually avoid that you have to die I was like oh maybe there's a secret ending I never got I think that's everyone what everyone thinks the first time they play it kind of feels like you guys should have destroyed the bridge the first time that that's getting awful close to you as someone who just brought a horse across a bridge let me just tell you you want to run much faster than this wake up Sleeping Beauty over here [Music] or sleeping ugly [Music] the twitch I move she alive she's alive who didn't even need to get lightning to strike the pillar either [Music] [Music] The Forbidden land why am I here why do I have no shoes on who [ __ ] my pants laughs I love that joke so much who [ __ ] my pants is the best short joke of all time [Music] I don't know a funnier forward joke four words or less I would love to hear them if you have them but who [ __ ] my pants is there's so many layers to that and oh how did you survive that you fell in the ocean you hit the river and went down to the river mouth and then out into the ocean oh so sad [ __ ] hobbled the whole way back [Music] it is nice though because that's I think this is the moment where she recognizes that it's wander's horse and it's like oh [Music] my little boyfriend helped me wow [Music] what a game there'll never be another one like it and that's incredible and blue point did such a good job on the remake I mean I can say all the same things as I said last time I think it sounds like Final Fantasy 7 music [Music] [Applause] yeah so cool we finished it pretty quick again but I think like four hours is my quickest I would really start to have I really have to start trying like ridiculous tactics to get it any faster than that but four hours is still pretty good for this game I think without having to do any like exploits I'm gonna look up a speedrun of this right after I finish but yeah there's I mean it'll show it afterwards but after the credits you get the the scene with wander as a baby in the pool and he has the little horns so oh kawotani what a soundtrack it's oh Kenji nojima is a wander's voice I was curious about that because then Eco comes after this and it's not until right after the credits that you realize or even like when you see him at the end then he has the horns that you realize oh this is attached to Eco because the whole time you never knew and they never said if it was prequel or sequel The Last Guardian is one thing because that's more like spiritual successor does it take place in the same universe probably is it sequel prequel no one really knows but for me to a way that came out and specifically said that this is a prequel to Eco and that wonder is the first kid born with horns because in eco it's a whole thing about kids being born with horns are evil they need to be put away somewhere imprisoned they're it's been a while since I played this so I can't remember is there Essence sucked out I just remember they're putting those like egg-shaped like sarcophagus's sarcophagi and then you break out of yours and you do your whole thing and you find yorda and you go around with that but the magic is back in that game like the it's always like black surrounded with like a turquoise sort of Halo here like the explosions on the bridge are all turquoise and the blade itself is black with like a turquoise beam um that kind of magic is in Eco and the queen herself is kind of like shrouded in that like black cloak um so I think all the boys in Eco are descended from wander in this and it's the same sort of culture but just many many years later [Music] which is interesting to think about that this location exists in Eco you just can't get there but I would have to go back and play it again now that I know this game inside out I wonder if playing Eco again would shed some new light on it Last Guardian it could be I think it is in the same timeline well for me to wait I said that it's in the same universe he confirmed that actually now that I think about it but he said that he doesn't know if it's in the same timeline but like the master of the valley and The Last Guardian is the same magic it's like a black ball with like a turquoise kind of Halo and symbols all over it so it's the same sort of magic so I I like to think they're all in the same timeline and universe and they all kind of like lead into one another somehow maybe the Last Guardian is way way way before all of this and like people were more prosperous so I I guess this is like wander's given a second chance that he [ __ ] up but he was doing it for love and he did the right thing so even though you did a [ __ ] up thing and released a demon now the Demon's dead so whatever powers that be are like you can have a second shot we'll bring you back to your pure innocence as a baby now lead your life let's see what happens I was like do you think he remembers like she'll remember when she's much older and whatever relationship they had before is all now completely different of course but I wonder if he ever gets to find out what happened what he did who he was in my mind he doesn't I think she grows up and tries to Shield him from everything that happened to just give him a new life maybe she doesn't even take care of him after this maybe she just like drops him off somewhere who knows that would be kind of [ __ ] up though after everything he did to try and resurrect her you also never get to find out how she died what happened to her who she is and I think that that's perfect because whatever you come up with in your own mind is probably better than what the game would ever be able to tell you anyway and leaving it up to your own imagination I I like to think that she's royalty I don't know why I think just her fairness because she's kind of like yorda in the in Eco and yorda and the queen are mother and daughter because the Queen's trying to like siphon off power to keep her youth I could be completely misremembering all of this but I like to think that mono or mono is like connected to that somehow because then it would connect Eco and yorda together a bit more just kind of that parallel and the symbolism for it I like to think she was royalty and he was like a stable boy and they fell in love She's like a princess but something happened to her and she died before her time and because he was so in love with her and being a stable boy would make sense why he's so good with horses and why aggro is so connected to him and then she died and everyone else was like oh no pity and like oh well moving on have a big procession whatever but he's like no I refuse you guys keep talking about this power that can bring people back to life but we shouldn't touch it and I love her so I'm gonna do it that's my theory yeah what a [ __ ] game there's a lot of games that I played that mean a lot to me and I remember very fondly but this this game I can legitimately say completely and fundamentally change my life and that's not even being hyperbolic I think where I was in my life at the time when this game came out and being able to play it just it was like the big bang went off of my brain and it just opened up this whole new world to me of like holy [ __ ] everything isn't as like a to B black and white as I thought it was with games it's like there's so much more to it there's so much more Artistry to it this is the first game I played that really really made me pay attention to the art in a game that you could have characters that didn't have to explain the story to you it was the first thing I had played that was like that I mean I was a big fan of lost already at that point and loved lost a lot and I don't know it just it changed how I perceive things and the types of things that I like and the sort of imagery of like little thing with like a massive scale thing in the background I love that kind of artwork now um and I think all of that spawned from this it kind of like set off a chain reaction in me that everything after that was kind of like pursuing this again and I think that's a big reason I like from soft games as well because it's the same thing where they don't tell you everything it has massive scale it's a post-apocalyptic world that you get into and it's like just go figure it out why I like the games I do now is because of Shadow of the Colossus and that's why I always said it was my favorite game because like bloodborne changed my life as well but not nearly as much a Shadow of the Colossus did and do you have any idea how much money I would give to be able to have like these bloodborne statues that I have in the background like these really high-end like what 18 to 20 inch statues that are really high quality and cost like 800 each do you have any idea how much money I would give to have all 16 Colossus on like a bench over here and just have all those statues and no one makes [ __ ] for Shadow of the Colossus because merch for games wasn't really a thing back then sucks [Music] it's the same with bloodborne actually there's not that much stuff out for bloodborne like these statues sure but there wasn't like a huge merch push for it do you have any idea what it's like to have a favorite two favorite games and not have that much stuff to buy from them it's probably a good thing because I would buy way too many but anyway that was Shadow of the Colossus again thank you guys so much for watching that Nostalgia week is back in full effect this is the first game for this whole week coming out very curious to see what you guys think is going to come out some of them are actually not going to be games that you think they're not going to be games that I've like that were like massive series on the channel I have one coming out that is a series that I don't even think people realize that I played on the channel and some are Nostalgia just for me it's not even for the people at home who've watched the channel for years Nostalgia week is about my Nostalgia as much as it is yours and being able to share that with you so I'm very excited for it if you want to keep up to date with it subscribe ring that Bell so you get notified whenever the episodes are coming out this whole week is going to be bangers can't wait for it see you then

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Published: Sun Dec 25 2022