Hey guys, Domkey here. I gotta say, uhh... I'm playing this new "Sekiro".
It's a lot easier than I thought it will be. I didn't think it would be so easy- Now in a game like this... ...your greatest ally is stealth. Shit! Oh- Oh, fuck!
(Laughing) Come on, ya' sons of bitches. Ya think you can face me?
I trained with Samurai Jack- Oh!
We got a new challenger. Whoa, whoa, whoa- Goddammit!
What the hell?
(Laughing) Come on, game!
You only got one of that guy? You gonna need more than that to beat me! Come on!
It's me- Just two of that guy? Come on.
That's it? I might as well just- fucking, just- He doesn't know. He doe-
It's playing the music, but he doesn't know. Watch! (Chuckle) Yah! Yah! (Laughs) Oh, wait! Wait!
Come back!
(Laughing) You're ruining my playstyle. Noo, ho, ho- Wait! Ya-
Oh!!! You got me. You got me. (Laughs) Watch this! I can come back. That's the trick with this game, you come back. Now... For a- Oh, no. No, no, no. The fuck?! Noo! (Laughs) Goddammit! Chicken bastards! Oh, shit. Oh, shi- (Enemy growling) Urrrgh!
(Imitating) Urrrgh! Who am I? Who am I? Urrrgh! I'm "fucking idiot tied to a wall"! I was talking to a different guy.
Not you. Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah... If I stand still... ...the snake cannot smell me. I know this. Maybe that was a giraffe I was thinking of- Nobody is here. You can go now. (Nervous laughter) Oh, god! God! He doesn't know! I'm gone now. Oh... (Nervous laughter) (Laughs) Alright! Now's my chance! Whee! Alright, guys. I've been playing this game a while.
So... How stealth works in this game is that enemies can literally hear and see you from anywhere on the map... even through walls... but at the same time you can just go right behind this guy. Stab a dude... And he doesn't know. He doe- This is the true essence of stealth. Oh, come on now! That- That move isn't gonna work! What am I, second grade? Oh, what the bell? Get it? What the bell? He- He doesn't like that joke. See ya, dumb-dumbs! I'm outta here! Okay! Now guys... you have to remember that if you sneeze in a level every single enemy in that level will be alerted to your presence and try to fight you. But... at the same time... you can do this move. Wah! Yah! Yah! Boom! See? See what I'm doing here? Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah! See? And now you do this... Bah! Bah! Bah! And now, we go in, for the stealth kill. This guy doesn't know where I'm coming from. How could he? HEE... YAH! - [Armored Warrior] "Roberrrrrrrt!!" - [Dunk] No! I'm domkey. Remember? My name is Domkey! Right? (unintelligible) What is my name? What is it? - [Enemy] "Roberrrrrrt!!" - [Dunk] Yeah! Ye- That'll do! (gasps) The snake is sleeping. Now's our chance. Goddammit.
No! No! No! Come o- Roberrrrrrt!! But remember guys... I can come back. (Laughs) You think I don't see you up there? You really think that? You think I don't know that trick? Come on now! I'm the king of the monkeys. I know every trick. Except for that one- - [Kuro] "How many times have you died and come back to life for my sake...? " "Two? Three times...?" - [Dunk] Yeah! Proba- Yeah! Once or twice, I think. That- That sounds right. (Laughs) It looks like we're eating bananas tonight, boys! Woo-hoo! Here we go! You've guys ever hear about that game Monkey in the middle? Well, this is a similar game except... it's a man in the middle with a big samurai sword! (Evil laughter) Oh, yes!
My Monkey Booze. I think I shall partake. For I truly am the king of all monkeys. Who is that guy? Oh-! Oh, f... Fuck! (Laughs) YOU WANNA FUCKING GO?! TAKE-! YEAH-! PUT ME DOWN! NO! NO, NO, NO! BAH! Alright! It- No, that's alright!!! I still got one life left! Here we go! Round Two! And he has a fart move! Alright, he's got a fart! Come on! Show me what you're made of, you goddamn cocksmoking monkey bastard! REJECT DONKEY KONG LOOKING MOTHERFUCKING... Bitch head-! Damn it! I hate this guy!
He's too hard! What is-? He's got doodoo! He's throwing doodoo at me now! I got him so low! This is so low right now! This is the one! Okay! Okay!
Here I go! (stutters) Oh my god! No, ho, ho, ho, ho!!! I fucking suck ass-! Come on! Charging bitch! Boo! Look at-! Look at-! Not this time! No- Oh. Watch it... Burn!!! Yes! I'm accomplishing something! Something's hap-! Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah! Bah, bah, bah, bah! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! Yeah!!! Yeah! You son of bitch! That was my turn! YAH! (Laughs) (Panting) I truly am... the king of the monkeys. What the fuck? What the fff...? No! NO! NO, HO, HO! WHAT?!!! WHAT THE FU-?!!! [OUTRO]
What the fuck was the guy at the start that fell from the sky?
I am genuinely disturbed after witnessing that boss fight at the end. I have to get this game.
Robeeeerrt!!
Do not watch this if you havent fought the guardian ape yet, it spoils one of the biggest fuck yous in the game
That fucking snake is terrifying.
Yo that Guardian Ape though...
That's From Software for you
I'd like to buy the Beeg Yoshi
what the bell
I have a love/hate relationship with this kind of game. Half of me wants to play because it looks awesome, just like all the other souls games. The other half knows it will frustrate me to the point of stop playing. At least I can say I finished Demon's Souls.