No, I didn't. I hit him in the face with a barrel. [ laughs ] Come on, bozo. You gotta jump up here. Jump up here. And... he's gone. Oh, there he is. Perfect. Yeah, that's how you do - Oh, this is just workin' out beautiful. Yeah, you're almost through. Just a little more. "Issue commands with the R1 button." Go this way. Go this way. Jump over the bridge. There you go - now - No. No. Wrong way. Bridge. Jump over the bridge. There you go. There you - now you're doin' it. Nope. And nope. This is the complete opposite way. This way. This is where the bridge is. This way. Just please jump. Jump - YES! He's doin' it! Yes! He made it over the bridge! Good boy, man. Only took us seventeen minutes, but we - we made it over the bridge. Good b - what the fuck are you lookin' at. No - DO NOT JUMP BACK YOU FUCKING THING! NO! And now he's sleeping. Get up, Yu-Gi-Oh. Come on. What are these things? Oh, shit! No! Nononono! Yu-Gi-Oh, save me! They've got a Blue Eyes White Drag - Yeah, now my boy here is gonna fuck you up. Yu-Gi-Oh, kill these guys! What - the fuck?! No, don't eat me! You fuckin' dumbass! This way. Go left. Go. You can do it. This is like the sequel to Hey You Pikachu. [ grunting ] You are outta here. Goodbye. What the fuck - no! [ laughs ] Shit! Oh... I think he wants me to jump to his tail. Yah! He pulled it away! Fuckin' piece of s - [ glass breaking ] Did you know it took 'em seven years to make this game? Stop. Stop hitting that. Don't hit the chain anymore. I'm tryin' to climb that. You fuckin' piece of shit. You happy? You happy now? Now stop. Just stop. Let me up. Now don't fuck with this anymore. Idiot. And there it is, folks! Fucking piece of shit! Took 'em seven years to make this game! Woo! Wait, whoa whoa whoa. Him playin' with that opens the gate. Ahhh, now - Keep playin' with that chain, OK? And I'm gonna prop the door open with this big thing. Are you serious? Now he's done? And of course. Now that you need him to play with the chain. Now he - he refuses. At this point in the game, I'm just trying to get to the end 'cause I feel like the dog will die at the end of the game. Genius! Oh my god! Why didn't I think of that? You're just a - Oh no. He's falling. Man, I wish there was somethin' I could do, you know? I just wish there was, like, a button I could press to pick you up. But I'm not - yes! Goodbye! Oh, come on, it kills me too?! Ooh! [ laughs ] You see that shit? Bam! Oh my god! Kill this guy! Do him! Ooh-hoo-hoo! That's what I'm talkin' about. Now shoot this! Yeah! OK, fun part's over. Back to the real game. Go LEFT. Nope, that's right. Left. This is wrong. Just go left you god damn fucking thing! Noo! Here, eat the barrel. He likes those. OK, now GO LEFT! GO! JUST GO LEFT! Come on - yes! Yes! No - yes! Yes! Come on. Come on - oh my fucking god. Here you go. Eat this thing. [ muffled Super Sonic Racing ] What the fuck? Game. I'm six hours in I know where the jump button is. [ shouts ] No! Hey! Save me! Are you - are you kidding me? [ laughing ] Wait, there he is! Catch me! Fuck this game. [ gasps ] He actually caught me! He did something right! Oh my - FUCK YOU! Get up here. Piece of shit. Oh - thank you! Took 'em seven years to make this gam - Oh my god. Now's my chance. I can do this. I can beat this game. [ grunts ] Is he dead? I think he's dead! [ music ] Nevermind. What is this? This is like, uh - this is like one of those wagons that they would carry vegetables - Bitch. Now the dog is just sitting down. Until I give him a barrel. But what you have to understand is that I hate the barrel even more than the dog somehow. Come on. [ grunts ] Ah, fuck you. Come on. Fuck. Dunkey needs a new pair of sh - yes! Yes! There you go! The - NO FUCKIN' COME ON Get up there, piece of shit! FUCK This is the one! That's it - OH COME ON MAN It was in there! Little BITCH [ gasps ] It worked! It p - no, nonono! No, no, no! No, NO! From downtown. It's in, it's - aaaahahahahey! I know the trick now. See? You got - you PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING THING [ gasps ] What? How did that work? Hey, hey, hey, look what I got! Took me a couple tries, but at the end of the - He dropped it. [ laughs ]
1 year to make the game, 6 years for playtesters to complete it
I burst out laughing when he pulled his tail away just as the kid was jumping.
That cart catapult launch had me in stitches.
Thank you Dark Souls.
Dunkey is the greatest Puerto Rican alive.
Fun fact: This took 7 years to make.
I am 7 hours in and have had no problems with controlling Trico. You just have to keep him fed. His eye color tell's you if he needs to be fed and his dimeanor and willingness to help.
I was thinking of picking this up but is the AI for the beast really that bad or is it just Dunkey being bad at the game?
boyhood, it took twelve years to make