Seinfeld Hospital

five right here I can see that knife it nicked your jugular you know Jerry when somebody yells heads up you're not supposed to actually look up remember that anyway you're lucky I was there you lost a lot of blood you got three pints of Kramer anybody you you put blood in the car Jerry it was overheating you should take better care of that day well they told me I got more blood so I guess I owe you again you didn't get the blood for me no hello Jerry I don't understand you I really don't you have nothing better to do at 3 o'clock in the afternoon I do a lot for a quart of milk I come home and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park don't give me mom it's a good thing I didn't hit the table I gotta crack my head open people can lose you too bad you can't do that for a living you'd be very successful if you could sell out Madison Square Garden thousands of people could watch you you could be a big star I want you to go see a psychiatrist no I am NOT going to see a psychiatrist why not why won't you go because I don't want to all right all right let's go already they keep you in here a year they don't give a damn I could die in here excuse me excuse me what's going on I'm here 20 minutes can somebody please help me Wyatt everyone can hear you 20 minutes have been waiting 20 minutes well the doctor must be busy well then when they make appointments for if they can't keep them huh if I did that my business I would have made a nickel hold on mr. Steinfeld I thought you forgot about me he didn't forget I can't spell in velcro with that tearing sound I used to be in raincoats I refuse to put that nothing in my lines okay mr. Seinfeld please come this way we need some x-rays leave all my stuff here flavours so when do I get to see the doctor he'll be in with the x-rays in a few minutes you can get dressed you stole my wallet the bum stole my wallet I have my with my back pocket it's gone are you sure yes I'm sure I wanted to get my x-ray somebody takes my wallet is that the operation here I'm dr. Dan bra been going over your x-rays I'm not interested in the x-rays I want my money back somebody stole my wallet I have 225 dollars a day well I don't see how something like that could have had you don't sure you don't well that happens believe me what's going on they stole my wallet what yeah while I was in getting x-rayed all right mr. Seinfeld I am sorry about your wallet but would you like me to look over these x-rays what kind of clip joint you're running here all right fine would you not put your foot on that please sorry what month were you born April you should have been born in August your parents would have been well advised to wait really do you use hot water in the shower yes stop using it okay I'm off hot water Kramer tells me that you are interested in an alternative to surgery yes yes I am I think we can help you see unfortunately the medical establishment is a business like any other business and business needs customers and they want to sell you their most expensive item which is unnecessary surgery can I use hot water on my face no you know I am NOT a businessman I am a holistic healer it's a calling it's a gift you see it's in the best interest of the medical profession that you remain sick see that ensures good business you're not a patient you're a customer and you're not a doctor but you play one in real life what about shaving you're eating too much dairy you see you are in disharmony the throat is the Gateway to the lung tonsillitis adenoid itis is in Chinese medical terms an invasion of heat and wind there's some hot air blowing in here you know I lived with the Eskimos many years ago and they used to plunge their faces into the snow can it be Lulu too much dairy you really think I'm eating too much Darrin your tea is ready now this will solve your so-called tonsil problem it's a special concoction it contains cramp part I love cramp bark flavor I once ate clever as a kid I was able to lift a car some couch grass couch grass and cramp bark you know I think that's what killed Carl excuse me may I ask you a question you have intuitive abilities I have this note I was wondering if you want me to get you just pull over pull over did you check below you want you're gonna find so jelly candy comes with five flavors

Channel: Courtney Freeman

Views: 46,806

Rating: 4.7438426 out of 5

Keywords: Seinfeld

Id: g4qKfxDx_bE

Length: 8min 45sec (525 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 19 2013