Secrets That Will Ruin Your Childhood

love friends it's me and today i'm gonna be ruining your childhood the biggest secret in spongebob is the krabby patty formula which adults have now discovered because when i was a kid i had no idea the secret ingredient to a krabby patty is crab meat that's why it's so delicious the krusty krab also looks a lot like a crab trap it's shaped like it and everything this is very well planned out and listen to what mr krabs says so that's what i taste like that's why mr krabs hides the secret ingredient police come looking for it i definitely didn't sacrifice my entire family of crabs to build this establishment no it wasn't me but plankton he knows the truth that's why mr krabs always trying to get rid of him it all makes sense now why can't i figure this out when i was a kid i literally had no idea this one's gotta be one of the worst ones why can't i eat chocolates instead of vegetables because sweet child chocolate is fun for a treat but vegetables are the cornerstone of a healthy diet and are very important and you need to make sure if you were talking while you were eating then when you died literally who approve this y'all are getting fired like kids are watching this show and of all the vegetables you could have put ma'am if that is your mouth i got some questions what what is that the balloon is gonna shove a whole entire eggplant a purple balloon hole see how horrible it sounds when i actually say it yeah the parents watching this like you ain't watching that show anymore this dude did a tick tock about teletubbies well i was a kid watching them i thought they were like little living in the little world right wrong they're like 10 feet tall that is a man standing next to them they are still ginormous abnormally large for what and you know how they have bunnies right in their world those ain't bunnies it's a very large breed of rabbit like huge almost as large as a person and the tubby tester when i was a kid i would have given half my lifespan to have a bowl of tubby tustar but what it's actually made of is mashed potato and paint if you eat it you will die but it looks very delicious i don't even know what to say what pokemon would look like in real life gengar oh where did all those teeth come from also is that hair do they make it furry coughing his muscley paralysis demon right there hovering above my bed oh man that is uh i don't like it one bit this is kind of spooky there's a scene in frozen where kristoff is asking anna questions what's his favorite food sandwiches best friend's name probably john eye color dreamy foot size doesn't matter come on they gotta make it interesting for the parents too they really ask foot size oh it doesn't matter y'all know what that really means cartoon characters you didn't know were based on real people shrek trick was based on a real person kind of looked like an old photo so i mean it could have been his name was maurice i bet he wasn't green though edna from the incredibles edith head a fashion icon where was she in devil wears prada popeye was a real person with his arms built like that though did he only eat cans of spinach well now he got a fried chicken chain good for him y'all remember the abrasive side of spongebob quite literally the abrasive side of the sponge and once you peel it off back to regular soft spongebob i think that was quite creative you know this is how it probably started out with the green part and then once you rip it off he's a softie oh mr williams elmo what are you going to do with that stick oh there's lots of things you can do with this stick elmo but why oh man there goes my childhood and we'll call 9-1-1 can someone please explain to me how this is a kid's show so how do you like the sushi it took me [Music] hours well that escalated quickly my husband complained about the sushi being cold so you see i set him and the house on fire understandable somebody drew velma from scooby doo and what she would look like without the sweat is that skin what's she gonna be wearing is so long her skin will literally grow into it and take shape oh snow white you too oh who came up with this like dang girl what you hiding under all that sleeve a meat sack in this spongebob scene spongebob has six hands count em one two three four five six and then the scene right after one two three four five wait a minute where's the other hand nickelodeon y'all have some splaining to do this is a real sus and he really out here doing the most for a squidward oh he really popped off like as a kid you think nothing of it now it's like this scene look pretty sus here we are barney boy customers what kind of caster are you gonna get well i'm gonna get something that makes me look tall how about another head where the other head is very inappropriate the producer's like oh the children will never understand all these years i thought mickey mouse and minnie mouse dated the whole time they were twins and i just recently found that out like their brother and sister that's kind of weird because sometimes they don't act like it i guess they do kind of look alike now isn't this romantic candlelit dinner road music and best of all we're finally alone oh you know what two people do when they're alone right wait wait didn't you say they were brother and sister disney i'm confused yeah y'all are having a candle lit dinner okay i had to look this up and now y'all are lying to me they are not related they are actually married to each other why y'all spreading lying saying their brother and sister proof that people will believe anything on the internet if you want to know so bad why don't you ask walt disney himself wait someone made this edit of what these characters would look like grown up i think it totally makes sense like in an alternate universe maybe they did grow up or maybe it just looked like an adult version that could have been so you see the middle of a starfish that's where the mouth is how does it just plop onto ariel using its mouth ariel got their milkies or something i mean was it disney's fault did they literally create mermaids was ariel the first mermaid to ever exist and wear a starfish as a bikini this is one of the most cursed things i've seen on tick tock hey gary are you hungry meow here have some salt i guess you can call this assault i guess you could call that why is it so funny you shriveled him no more gary it's covered in my blood sweat tears and other fluids um ma'am excuse me what there are various other fluids that may have been involved i'm not gonna say here and name all of them but y'all knew exactly what you were doing by the way it was piss right where you're standing i found this bag of peanuts oh i'm so close to solving this crime i can almost taste it [Music] boy crime fighting sure makes me hungry and this yellow popsicle hits the spot okay uh good luck with all that patrick and i guess i'll see you later i was about to say patrick did you just lick the homie sponge hole no no no no no no it was a popsicle hey honey our baby's here he looks just like your boss i watched that movie so many times i definitely did not catch that y'all ain't loyal when the baby two hours old and he already tell like hey that's not my baby what though i have just discovered something absolutely devastating so we all know and love this man a true british icon let's not forget scoop muck and dizzy and rolly too lofty and wendy who are also part of the crew but look at this look at what they've done to him what is happening that ain't even the same person that ain't my bob the builder how you go from this to this plastic surgery i refuse it to believe that this is the same person he got eyebrows he got a nose drop that ain't bob the builder they spread the fake carl the construction worker stop playing games with me i can't believe it i'm perfect hair day i finally got my phd oh that's wonderful honey not a single day goes by when i don't appreciate my phd that's great dad but i'm not talking about a degree oh you remind me wait what i won't ask any questions if you don't what phd we talking about do they use a lot of paper towels spend too much time alone in their rooms and say don't bother me i'm just gonna take these paper towels up to my room alone so don't bother me oh no don't worry he just spilled something in the carpet he's trying to clean it up otherwise he would have just used this sock but anyways that's all for today i hope you guys enjoyed this video if you did make sure that that like button though and make sure you turn on notifications click click and subscribe to the wolf pack i love you guys so much thanks for watching bye guys

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Length: 10min 10sec (610 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 27 2021