Secrets That Will Ruin Your Childhood

hello friends it's me your favorite messy hair youtuber back at it again to ruin your childhood there are a lot of adult jokes that i didn't understand until now oh man this is my third oil change today something's wrong with me there are kids watching he's literally having an oil change right in front of me y'all see that the oil dripping out the engine and everything does he make oil leak or every time the oil come out he got to put new oil in let's use proper terms like oil change to make it seem appropriate because my dude can't be like yeah man practically shirted out my innards for the third time today took a dookie the size of wall-e now we can't do that here oh honey i'm so sorry you missed the delivery but it's okay making the babies the fun part at first i was like what delivery y'all robots order food no they talking about a baby oh making the babies the fun part oh but we have like a whole box let's diy assemble it so it's only dirty if you make it dirty parents in the theater snickering behind their fingers one little billy ass mother was i fun to make this is what bikini bottom pay-per-view get you [Music] i remember this episode [Music] uh-huh i was just looking for the sports channel gary [Applause] come on spongebob you don't have to explain yourself to gary our pets have seen us do everything everything everything good thing they can't talk y'all remember the episode when spongebob and patrick were mom and dad to this clam sponge i want to be the boy i don't think you can be the mom patrick because you never wear a shirt so spongebob is the mom patrick's dad all right now we know how this dynamic works did y'all ever play mom and dad with your friends even when i was a kid i thought it was kind of weird barnacle chips they're delicious they are most certainly not delicious not the way i use them uh patrick what do you mean by that i'm an adult and i still don't understand oh oh there's a barnacle no they have holes in them play the clip again barnacle chips they're delicious they are most certainly not delicious he could have said not the way i eat them like i season them throw some tahini on it maybe he makes a little cream cheese sandwich out of it no but he was like not the way i use them nickelodeon i have some questions when i was a kid if i was he seems like that i would think nothing of it if you go watch this and be like that's inappropriate you got something wrong with your mind i see two friends struggling over i don't know what they could be pulling something they could be pushing something they could be fighting over the last crappy patty definitely has nothing to do with patrick's cheeks what's that extra piece oh oh no they always put in an extra [Music] we did want a boy right this won't hurt a bit son who approved this apparently that's how robot babies were made oh this a girl no no no no we wanted a boy okay just boom it's just an attachment bam bam that's a robo-ding-dong ma'am good evening everyone normally she doesn't ever drip like this excuse me why just pass away cremated sprinkle my ashes in a pit of lava eradicate my existence from this planet normally she doesn't ever drip like this imagine your dad saying that to your crush no inappropriate only because you make it you know what's in here absolute filth this completely flew over my head when i watched this as a kid i would like you all to write an essay all right on what you would want to be when you grow up okay you two church today i want to be a gynecologist if that's so then i want good reasons why you work for someone oh my god you're nasty for this bro you're going to the office your parents getting called did he get all this confidence with his first armpit hair you can't say this you killed me i'm good now did you ever notice kristoff's fur is made from reindeer this is because the fur is made from sven's dead mother the ice harvesters killed svan's mom they gave kristoff his mother's belt and kristoff was left to raise fan himself i'm sorry what so in frozen that's why sven is so close to kristoff because he's wearing his mother's dead pelt hey yo that's pretty dark well i thought they were just homies they had a bond they liked each other's company nah this guy he smelled like my mother so that means he must be my mother meanwhile kristoff just wearing his dead mom's coat oh bo there's got to be a less painful way to get my attention merry christmas sheriff say isn't that mistletoe the look that buzz gave him like uh so um i guess you're not into astronauts no i just like the first part i guess i don't need this disguise anymore um i think i need to take a shower so let me get this straight uh you're not a woman no well then you're fired uh if anybody needs me i'll be in my office for i don't know the next 20 years or so oh my goodness what even was that they really did that full-on barnacle booty cheeks and everything like where you going with all that y'all really believed him he that convincing patrick really double cheeked up on a friday afternoon that boy got some cheeks on him [Music] hey what's going on [Applause] man i never noticed how thick pumbaa was or any of these characters for that matter i don't blame her for wanting to eat him all this thickness is going to make me act up increase in body hair especially on your face chest arthritis then imagine baymax having to teach you about puberty and good thing you stopped them before he said hairy cheeks maybe you're hungry i know just the thing sid whatever you're doing it's a bad idea you mean this is animal i'm your baby and this is my milk i thought you were a female i'm sorry what what even was that i can't believe it a perfect hair day i finally got my phd oh that's wonderful honey not a single day goes by when i don't appreciate my phd that's great dad but i'm not talking about a degree this is the kids movie not very family friendly of you you're cute when you care oh not in front of buzz let them look excuse me both people what did you say you're cute when you care oh not in front of buzz oh she said you're cute when you care i heard something else she looked like she'd about to give his nose the gok3000 and then she really hooked him like a dang sheep but anyways that's all for today i hope you guys enjoyed this video comment below let me know which one of these was the worst if you guys enjoyed make sure to hit that like button though and make sure you turn on notifications click click and subscribe to the wolf pack i love you guys so much thanks for watching bye guys

Channel: SSSniperWolf

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Id: 2O1Imw9a4kQ

Length: 8min 13sec (493 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 17 2020