Secret Mission TWIST In Kindergarten 2

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my name is jacksepticeye welcome back getter gyarado i am a tiny creepy little zombie child today so we're going to try and get all the monster man cards i realized i have 26 out of 50 of them so i'm just over halfway that's still a lot of cards left again after unscrewing monty's wheelchair return to the playground during gym see this is fine trying to figure out how to get them because it tells me exactly how to do it but i can't remember which mission leads me to unscrewing monty's wheelchair that's where the problem is so this is going to take a really long time that i don't know if i'm going to be able to do it all in one video given by nugget for giving tenders tenders is given by agnes for giving her nuggets given by nuggets for giving tender i where do i even get tenders given by doctor danner in science class by showing him the leg from the nugget cave okay given by bugs for giving him a soda in the gym no that's pretty good that's an easy one given by dr denner by taking a slide from his fish tank and examining it examining it under the microscope given by the hall monitor for giving smoky smoky is given by agnes for giving her a burger smokey is given by agnes for giving her a burger okay let's just start off the day let's get some things um i i okay i guess i'm taking that i hit it by accident and why not let's take these and let's head out am i ready to start today you sure are buckaroo wait is there any kids that i still have yet to fight in cards probably a lot i should change my deck in the next run um okay which one should we try and do first when i have them i have them as well like i can just blast through the day i'm not here to actually finish any missions this time just to progress them far enough that i can do some other things um how did he unscrew monty's wheelchair who wanted mati's wheelchair unscrewed i think you did yeah but i don't know how i actually do this the easier ones to get right now are probably fighting um i have to fight felix and i have to fight bugs those are the only two i haven't gotten carrots from in the in actual battle uh let's do this one or not great [Music] can i can i block any of these [Music] dang it i'm losing already i might need to change my deck actually for any of this don't block it don't block it don't block it minus three damage is all that thing had [Music] okay i can't do any of that i don't even bother reading them i'm just like yeah whatever let's do this one we get three mana if our last one was red let's look at the manor right oh man just blocks it completely oh god i'm gonna lose oh god it's 1v1 dude i can't do it oh please [Music] please please please yes oh that was a close one i really thought i was going to lose there inconceivable how could someone of your cast cased cast a beat someone like me if i give you a card you won't mention this to anyone right sure i got a rare jewel thanks bud good good i won yes victory is mine i win everything just like daddy always said i would wait where's bugs oh bugs is study hall dang it so i can't even get to him even if i wanted to that blows there's so many missions in this by now that i don't know which ones like connect to which i could probably get like four in one go if i really tried but i can't right now you want a burger or to fight you as well [Music] this might be hard she was tough the last time okay straight out the gate six damage do it do it yes that's a big win that's a big win immediately uh deals deal one damage okay i'll do none so i can get more mana back [Music] oh oh if i last discarded the blue this would have done four damage and i would have won immediately do three damage plus two if you have less hp i do not let's do this one okay getting your cards out of the way that's good i like that fair enough what are you doing block a yellow or you're a purple deal two damage could play you and reduce your damage down to one i think i'm okay for now look at these big brain moves um deal two damage deal two damage plus two oh let's just get some damage in whoa come on aggie what you got do three damage plus two damage if you have less hp they do oh they're gonna do four damage to me um i'll reduce you by one oh i don't have less hp let's just can you work ah victory is mine nice you won good job i'll give you a car but remember having all 50 might not be such a good idea tatar then bye-bye dumpster lady i also have i also have hamburger hamburger it's got a smoky flavor to it it reminds me of my cat smokey do you want him sure bye bye smokey try and find someone else who's also a bit smoky i need to give smokey to somebody in this uh where was the smokey one given by drone for beating oh i haven't beaten jerome either uh beehive dr danner who wanted smokey oh given by the hall monitor for giving smokey smoky is given by agnes for giving her a burger alright [Music] but i can't get back inside now dang it [Music] nuts to butts man i don't know how to get back in all right let's battle jerome my deck is actually proving to be quite useful even though i haven't changed in ages uh let's just deal two damage or not ooh but that one was going to do four damage i'm glad that's out of his deck now yes [Music] reflect the card eat that i am going to ah okay three mana if your last discard is red no i'm gonna pass on this one just so i have the the six damage this is a red reflected green block of purple dang it ouch okay come on come on damn it where you gonna charizard yeah baby darn it stupid dick i blame the golden jew drop i'm changing his voice again because people didn't like that i blamed a golden fuel drop i should have given that voice to somebody else he's not cool enough to be in my deck you can have him golden two drop now i'm gonna get back to these swings are you looking to get on them i guess okay no um cool i have a i got three already i'm up to 29 um 21 left to go what else can i get given by monty for giving him penny's laser module during morning time this episode by the way is going to be a lot of editing and a lot of just like farting around trying to find the answers to all of this so i apologize if it's very bouncy roundy given by bugs for beating him so to fight bugs [Music] can't fight bugs yet though i can only fight bugs during this time and i need to get study hall for that cindy i haven't fought you yet either um all right a quick little two damn or not that's good though his charizard's not in his deck anymore um block of purple what you trying to do cinder um dang it all of these can do so much more damage fine oh i've been condoned you've been connect glass discarded is red no it's not the last discarded is blue oh wait i'm blocking not attacking right now dang it okay pass because that legendary sword is coming in hot okay why that's oh his last his character was blue hers hate it cindy uh reflect the green oh i can't play him dang it well i can take one damage away [Music] yes big moves big moves oh yeah oh yeah deal one damage i can take it i can take it i can take it here we go here we go big papa big papa yeah monster ones easy monster was a baby's game how dare you beat up my cute cards if i give you one when you go away yeah i got marshmallow fine here leave me alone sweet um did i beat everybody else did i meet the teacher i think i did beat the teacher beat her up uh located in lozie's lunch bag jim sweet so none of them i think i've gotten all of the ones beaten by bugs for giving me soda at gym i have a lot to do with bugs books is the last one that i have to fight to get one from a character [Music] that's pretty good i think this is all i can do for now boogers i'm gonna get you a soda wait what type of soda do you want do you have a specific cherry soda i have no money man can i just still i'll pretend i didn't see anything i didn't oh just let me steal the money and i'll pretend i didn't see anything come on just let me go oh oh wait do you want the cat oh you're the smokey hall monitor do you want this cat oh man oh i got her outfit yes he's sitting on your head that's so cute oh he's so cute i love him thanks man you can have this monster man card still got to go downstairs though oh yay another one another one heck yeah okay if i can get it no money though [Music] fricker dang it i almost had that i could have had five cards in one go that would have been a big epic win [Music] where's monty i want to sell him some stuff can i sell him his battery back i don't know why you bought it from him in the first place oh i got one in the toy box purple plush sweet okay bye teacher have fun murdering people all right that does it for our first eight that was a good haul what was it five cards couldn't could have gotten six but i messed up the very beginning of the level i love my outfit yay hags rags i gotta dress up like this this is so cute boom the rare jewel the golden jew drop the marshmallow oh i got the lonely dragon the purple plush heck yeah did i get the lonely dragon for the smoky cat one [Music] frick yeah i have all the red ones man on fire deal 2 damage plus 2 damage if your last scary character is red should i have like an all red deck i do want the dragon though deal 4 damage heck yeah [Music] uh you're really you i like the lonely dragon because it's charizard it literally is charizard and that's my favorite pokemon deal three damage plus three damage if your hand is all red must show your hand to opponent oh i could have this one i just have an all red deck should i do that [Music] actually i don't need an all red deck i just need an all red hand [Music] deal one damage ah hermit frog it's her that's cute deal three damage plus two uh three damage plus three if your hand is all blue i can't have an all blue hand right now i think my deck's pretty good i mean i keep stop hp with your opponent oh that's a good one stop hp with your opponent so basically the cards are all kind of the same in each category gain three mana if your last discarded card is green [Music] deal 8 damage why are you not in my deck already get out of here you man you weren't kidding when you said this card was rare holy frick it's dark magician from uh yu-gi-oh and he's called dank magician because he's awesome all right what do i need i don't know how do i unscrew matty's wheelchair i need to look this up i think it was uh felix and ted's mission [Music] yeah because you get stuff with aussie and then you have to break the wheelchair later on i think [Music] how do i start this off though i forget [Music] ah there we go there we go i can't wait to get started i think about it we can start now what are you trying to accomplish yeah we're going to do we're going to distract aussie during morning time got it okay so i'm gonna have to do this kind of again until lunchtime i can give monty the laser module right now though from penny because he wants a laser module during class to try and he i mean he ends up getting it and it kind of blows me up at some point but i can give it to him now and i think he gives me a card for it wait i can't give the thing to monty [Music] then let's say during morning time i had to give it to him or was it another time man this is really filled in now that's great uh given by monty for giving him penny's laser module during morning time yeah this is morning time i have the laser module why can i give it to you weird anyway i think this is actually morning time let's get some of the easier ones out of the way first i can give you [Music] what are you looking for will this work yeah there we go that's perfect oh man i can't wait to see the look in that old coot's face here's a mastermind car for helping me out this should be good sweet that's the only thing i had to do in this section um can i actually do the fish one now why can i never actually like play with the fish [Music] i think everybody else is just regular conversation after this [Music] yeah um i might be able to do bugs's soda one from the gym and then battle bugs i can only battle during lunch time so i need to get i need to get study hall how do we get study hall i don't know take the toilet paper there was one with toilet paper um for what's his face for ozzy i think i'm not sure can i go downstairs later dude oh stevie okay i'm just going to the bathroom ha ha oh man maybe i should have gotten the spray to spray these guys with ah that's another one i keep forgetting about that one oh god he went up to him hello you illiterate bastard oh he's gonna kill him hello there wheelie boy how are your legs feeling they're not which is something you'll understand shortly you don't scare me i've killed kids even weaker and scrawnier than you is this what you want you want me to kneel to beg it's all for nothing i still can't spell wait you think this is about teaching you how to spell well i did but now i'm thinking it's about something i feel better now monty oh i forgot to change my outfit oh i can beat this guy as well oh it's so cute folks i want to fight you but i need to go to study hall for that that was amazing [Music] nice okay i don't think there's anything for me to do here all right bugaroo it's time to get you a cherry soda i need to get the teacher out of the way first though and that is easily done by beating her over the head with a basketball okay just chase a little jerome out now i didn't can't believe it took me so long to realize jerome is crying the entire time i didn't know that okay let me just trigger this i think i can just go in and get it right please don't be locked oh no it wasn't locked the last time yeah cherry soda here we come i got four dollars now nice i think you've only gotten two monster man cards this round though which is fine i need to figure out a way to get the study hall again because i completely forget here you go carnivorous nimbus thanks kid this is much better i'll help it'll help keep my figure you can have this monster my card for helping me out that's great is that all i can do i think so so the next day oh yeah she broke everyone go home okay jeez hooray we did it one more day in the bag what did i get custodian's garb and two monster monster ghost and carnivorous nimbus all right i want to change my my actual outfit i want to be the crazy old lady where was her hair there [Music] [Laughter] i look like little einstein look at me i got big brain should be able to destroy monty's wheelchair oh monty i'm so sorry so sad i hate doing that one he's poor monty he doesn't deserve it um okay so we do that bell rings and then we go to gym and then during gym we can head back out to where monty's wheelchair got destroyed i think and then there should be a card there i'm pretty sure [Music] some of these are annoying because i have to like follow out the entire mission just to one section and then i can get the card but it's worth it we're going to get the amazing epic card ending that people are people keep banging on about it as well people keep telling me that it's going to be good and that i really have to see it and i haven't been spoiled yet which i'm really thankful for oh he's still here oh hey kid i guess everyone forgot about me after the bell rang i already hear that yeah it's okay at least it's nice out thanks for coming to keep me company no problem why don't you take this monster my card it's slow like i am now celestial slog you can get going then i don't need your help okay marty bye it's so sad i study hall time can i fight bugs now yay i'm gonna use dank magician or not i actually really like this card game maybe you should get into like oh man still three that's still good maybe we should get into like magic the gathering properly uh reduce any monsters carried by damage would you agree okay i'll tank the one damage as long as i get to do four on this one sucking bugs oh my hand is almost all red i'm gonna get an all red hand watch this [Music] perfect give me another red card after this dang it uh would you say any monster monster oh they're gonna do five damage if i'm not careful reduce the green monster man's card sandwich by three there we go almost an all red hand but it doesn't matter cause i win i do win that was easy oh there's dank magician no i wanted to send him in and dab oh wait i do have dab hero the school blows what else could they take from me a mastermind card i guess so spiky flim flam here take it i don't care i got an achievement for big league oh because they beat everyone now i think i got all the monster man cards for actually battling people ah he's cute hit three men if your last scaredy card is red deal three damage plus three damage if your hand is all green yeah so there's one for all green all blue all yellow all red i think all right not that many left to go but the rest of them are annoying because it's all like mission specific so i have to do each mission wait located in aussie's lunch bag do we just have to check his bag after he goes to the bathroom i thought he did that given by cindy for giving her gravy gravy is given by agnes for giving her a vegan meal man i just did the lunch thing fricking anyway wait can i go back to lunch do i still have the spiky flim flam oh yes once you get the card you can just go back and restart the area so i can just keep restarting areas until i get it all done [Music] nice oh wait but you need a vegan meal after becoming a boyfriend of one of these got it that's also really annoying all right let's see what happens when ozzy leaves i thought i could have sworn i checked aussie's lunch bag really really he had onions in it oh that's you got it 13 left okay we're flying through this actually so i think for this one i need to give the nuggets i'm sorry nugget i have your warm nuggets but i need to give them to agnes agnes is something that i need agnes is the curator of all the cards i also got another card in the lunch ladies one remember it said there was one in the back corner i went in there and got that it was a spicy tomato i think um whoa nuggets it looks like uh mcglob's a hundred cow toe reminds me of my cat tenders that's what it is do you want him sure bye bye tenders give him to someone in need of a true friend bye bye then oh she just gives you cats to give away look at i will give you tenders oh wait i'll go buy a soda i think she's all hot and bothered hi stevie stevie's not dead in this one steve you got beaten up by the janitor in another one i was doing uh i don't think it mattered which soda did it perfect amount of money it's almost like the developers designed it that way i wonder if agus looked at me and went wait you're the same here as i do there you go so nugget you don't get nuggets this time you get a cat [Music] oh i'm sorry i don't have to get thrown down now i guess your nugget came it's almost complete there's just one more thing nugget must do you have no get the warm nuggets uh i gave them away pardon nugget nugget didn't catch that noggin chose not to listen to stupidity the nuggets potentially dead friends say he gave the warm nuggets away yes before duggar pushes you into the nugget list nugget cave would you care to tell nugget why you gave the nuggets away before i murder you please explain yourself i traded them for this cat named tenders oh naga likes the kitten naga will call him tenders that's weird because that was the same name as before oh he's holding it that's so cute so we're okay not really doggy now has a friend in tenders but douglas's potential friend failed to help logan with the doggy cave oh i got my game dog it's his failed friend this monster by a card that sounds fair to nugget suppose it is pale tuna what's up big tuna good how do you vlog it with his tenders oh nugget and tenders that's really cute oh i think that's all i can do in this one [Music] hail tuna deal two damage reducer monster man masterminds damage by three oh it even tells you who gave it to you [Music] wait it just has a uh nugget on all of them actually there's like a little nugget in the bottom see i don't know what that means i thought that that meant that nokia gave it to me um so i have three that i have to get from dr danner [Music] dr danner for actually taking interest in plants there's dr jennifer showing him the leg from the nugget cave and dr dana for taking a slide from his fish tank and examining it under a microscope i'm trying to figure i got two this time trying to figure out how i can get the most out of the least amount of effort given by ted after showing him felix's contract during morning time oh yeah i have to start that one um so let's go back to my bedroom come back to my bedroom guys i could have done all of this on one day um i really like that once you get the mastermind card you don't have to finish it you just haven't so which mission was that that was kane's not able start to mention by showing felix the prestigious paint okay prestigious pin and a-plus and then i show that to ted and he should change i think [Music] there we go start off your mission oh i might be able to actually get two this time i'll take the assessment and i'll take the spray bottle actually i don't think i get a card for the spider thing never said anything about it okay and now i can leave and go down to ted down in the other class hopefully hi stevie i'm just here to do a little thang hey kid i'm coming around to felix's plan ozzy has been mentioning how vulnerable his mom's company is i think felix is on to something uh he's trying to kill you he may be your brother but he's trying to kill you what no felix would never he loves me he just has a weird way of showing but this is his handwriting and he's going to bury me alive covered in spiders that seems to be the plan no no it's time i stood up for myself felix thinks he's so smart but this time i'm gonna beat the living daylights out of him so what now we go along with this plan only we're going to turn the tide at him on the last minute so what about the jar spiders all right what about him getting suspicious hmm i think i remember seeing some spiders somewhere i think the bathroom oh that's what i actually have to do i do have a jar for you to put them in though felix gives me a nickel every time i do something good and i put them in there that's really sweet it's empty which is why you're gonna fill up with spiders oh that's so sad once you have it head back to the smart class and wait for the belt ring got it i know i'm not supposed to be in here i'm going in the bathroom i just need to pee i think there's gonna be a monster man card behind this but i guess i get the spiders for a different reason nice people really wanted me to do this one as well because it's a complete turnaround of the mission i like this i like that there's multiple ways of doing it because a lot more missions had that i got the spiders [Music] oh no no no don't show them to me here if doctor dana sees them he'll take them away wait for the belt to ring and show me them at lunch will do back teddy already picked up lunch for you i take it you were able to get the item i requested yup excellent but let's not let teddy see it oh i'm just so stupid i would just love to see whatever it is you're hiding from me but i guess that's just part of your plan isn't it felix teddy weren't you just telling me something about aussie something important oh yeah i conveniently heard ozzy mention that if something happens to him today that his mom's company would be finished you were right felix you're just so smart yes yes i suppose i am haha so you're on board with our little plan then teddy on board i'm ready to set sail captain i'm just dying to help you oh don't worry teddy you have the most important part anyway for the next part of the plan we need someone to dig us a hole know anyone who could help i think so excellent lead the way okay so the rest of it is just the same we need you to dig a hole but i was missing the shovel out of arm oh yeah i need to get an arm were you successful in your endeavors yes were you no need to be snippy i've identified a potential donor the trick is collecting the um goods okay so uh check inside the dumpster all right yeah what are you saying teddy soon felix soon look at his little evil face oh this is fun i like being able to turn this around i need a pass book please you want a burgerino um i forget how to get this do i just give her a burger oh got anything else let me see something here one of them pass books beautiful thanks agnes you're helpful i'm ready it's time he's inside don't keep him waiting oh is this all gonna turn the tide at the very end right he's about to and kick him in he's going to turn around and he's going to be like no felix it is you who shall die okay yeah just give me the arm i'm sorry stevie poor stevie he's just trying to do his job all the time and he keeps getting messed up we're almost ready to make our move teddy you know your job i sure do felix i just hope i don't mess it up like i always do you know me oh he's screwing up haha so dumb yes yes yes now get to it we'll meet you at the playground oh he said something to bugs there we're ready to move forward oh wait they needed bugs anyway but i wonder what he said this time what did you tell him i told him to go the location of the hole little does he know he's protecting his burial site what's next go give the weirdo that arm it's time everybody i have the stick it's time to see the ultimate betrayal oh stevie here it is the showdown ah right on schedule did you get what i requested yes oh the teacher's pointy stick excellent choice well teddy it's time yes felix it is you're probably surprised to learn that this hole isn't for aussie it's for you yeah yeah quit your monologue excuse me no no i don't think i will now fatty hey i said you could make fun of my poverty not my way right sorry is he gonna push him in okay mr moneybags end the hall with you what no no no i will not be going into that hole teddy can't we talk about this my name is theodore [Music] oh now for the spiders what the spider's in the hull okay okay jeepers crazy [Music] that's fun ah you're a failure teddy father will never love you like he loves me you'll see you'll all see not like you felix you'll never see again perhaps but it's hard to love someone who's at the bottom of a hole okay digger kid time to fill in the hole uh there you take dog into the dogger factory the what what's a nugget factory now that was promised a trip to the fancy boys nugget factory upon the completion of the nugget cave we don't have a nugget factory so i'm not going to spin light to this is what betrayal feels like the cold sour taste it would appear that way the nugget will seek vengeance [Laughter] [Music] oh no calm down fancy rich boy take nothing to the nugget factory ow stop it you filthy mole creature naga would stop we're not going to scout in the doggone factory i think it's time we wrap things up here fit into whole street rat you got it boss i'll be seeing you in a moment there's something i need to give you yes monster man card give it to me that was fun [Music] the turn of the tide well this is a sad day sad yeah i thought my brother loved me i guess i was just too naive to see the writing on the wall that's rough teddy it's theodore and yeah it is rough anyway about the reward what is it here the fight is semi-legal chemical in existence what's it do you know those pills from your old school this is the key ingredient in making them interesting oh so you just get the same ending you can also have this mastermind card get our effects how i'm feeling right now knight who turned evil now if you'll excuse me i need to have a rather long talk with father good day good day theodore that was epic so i got the chemical i got his outfit and i got the card okay not the craziest amount of stuff that i've gotten but that was fun logan has been recording quite extensively it's taking a long longer to get all the monster my cards that he assumed so the dog is gonna have to leave this episode here but the next time we are going to get some secret monster my curves complete our collection and see what the super secret button does but until next time don't get mad away [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] nugget is the best boy i just want to talk like this forever
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Channel: jacksepticeye
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Keywords: jacksepticeye, kindergarten, kindergarten game, gameplay, walkthrough, playthrough, jacksepticeye kindergarten, steam, weird game, lets play, let's play, early access, part 1, school game, smashgames, kindergarten 2, kindergarten 2 gameplay, kindergarten 2 jacksepticeye, kindergarten 2 full game, full playthrough, nugget, nugget voice, nugget cave, secrets, monstermon cards, monstermon card hunting
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Length: 37min 20sec (2240 seconds)
Published: Mon Aug 19 2019
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