THANKS, I HATE IT - Random Upgrade Challenge - Clone Drone In The Danger Zone

I am now Clarice the 79 year old painter who's only on level 11 of diamond rather than 12 because once again I'm facing off against the butt plugs and I don't even know how to damage them I have the biggest hammer I've been rolling everything else in this game but these guys just oh oh if I hit them they take damage that makes sense what's up guys welcome back to clone drone in the danger zone and for today's episode we're gonna be tackling the random upgrade challenge which is gonna play out exactly like you would expect okay we need to get the highest difficulty in the game with no control over our upgrades so they might be useful they'll probably be completely useless which is why this is gonna be really really difficult and we will be riding into battle and 79 year-old Kristi with the hammer will the human reach level 20 is it though I didn't think it would start me off with a different weapon I don't want to use the hammer if Corey can hate the hammer oh hey hey stop that I need to keep this body in good shape I don't know if I'm ever gonna get a clone that's the thing that drives me crazy about this I just have no timing for when I need the upgrades senior citizen oh my god I know it's a joke at the beginning of every episode but I think this is clone drone in the geriatric zone you'll just feel endless analyzer just listen to me for a second okay look at that trophy cabinet I only need like four more to finish the entire game and I could really use your help this episode I'm an employment agent might be retired I was an employment agent but I can get you a better job then shoving your arm up a robot bums I'm sure you would love to move Oh God kick why would I want kick with a hammer oh it's already starting I feel like now in the early stages in the beginning of the episode is a good time to point out that I've tried to beat this before I still don't know if it was an episode or not but I was definitely level 17 when playing this at one point out of the twenty that I needed so I really need to turn up my game and just try a little harder because I don't want to make three episodes even the same stupid thing pick up my frustrations on the early bots you know what you could go for kicking the saws how about you there we go you'll never walk again Oh rude there we go is that what bad time to mention that I don't know if my health insurance will cover this like I can't imagine a clone would be cheap upgrade bot is doing like a 50-50 job I'll take it since I have no control over my preparation for the level I haven't been listening to a tweedledee and tweedledum say but it would have been nice to know that I was facing off against an army of spear BOTS because I don't think I faced these things Barry off and oh that was a three for one tell you right now analyze there being a 79 year old ain't easy okay first they give you a metal hip then they give you a metal me then before you know it you have an entire metal body with a giant hammer fighting with a sword okay I'll definitely take a sword that's way better than the hammer even wiser is kinda helping me out I'm surprised I'm not getting hardcore Judas right now the other tricky thing is keeping track of everything that you have at your disposal so we have a hammer and a sword we have a kick and a clone and it's very important to remember that we do not have block arrow with us Awards last thing I want to do is take an arrow in the chest on purpose just got a side strafe we'll never know what hit him there we go this is all I'm going to be using the hammer for I was about to say why don't you ask them to prom they keep saying the same thing over and over again and I keep making the same stupid jokes you've been pretty good to me so far big guy do you think you can keep that I would really appreciate another clone or a jetpack probably never gonna use but sure is they're having just one energy bar with a jetpack is kind of useless and having extra energy without a bow or a jetpack is also useless that's why some of these upgrades are just pointless you've really got to be careful with what you get Oh guys please please no no barage inge this is actually a little tricky tricky tricky wait will you okay you know what how about we do a little something like that was not me that I was in no part me okay I'm getting lucky right now that all it is there's no control over whether or not they hit me I just gotta be careful yes I love the jump slash slash I was showing off thank you for noticing that thing has to be like a foot long could you at least spit on it before you Ram it into me who really appreciates that or some armor yeah I'll take any defensive afraid I can get there's a mess around we're only on level 6 but I've already got armor a clone no clue what I'm looking at I hear shots okay oh hey guys this is very new those big ones please shoot him okay you guys go ahead and shoot him in the don't jump over it come on now if you guys don't want to be like that what if I get you to run across these spikes that see a thing you're interested oh they're just gonna take him out alright that works too I suppose hit okay pack jetpack I remembered I have that yes this is actually kind of useful I thought it would be useless and they did run across the spikes or get shot we're gonna be here a while guys 6 out of 20 ok this is why I saved this for a full episode listen up ok you and I were on a team now this is a wee situation and we just moved on to the gold here so I could really use something that's good against giant to the multi legged robots like get up actually that might be kind of goods shut up peanut gallery ok I'm pretty sure that'll be useful against these pirate Ron's the gold tears usually have one of the two spider drones of brands wrapped around two Raptors oh great that's just great you got a go for it right into the belly of the beast no screwing around there we go oh it's Darrin it hurt it hurt it hurt got it way to go Delores I don't even know my character's name I just come up with any old woman name I can think of you are now Bernadette Junior do we have a sword and Hammer clone and armor kick and get up oh I could use a bow or energy capacity or another jetpack it might have been the worst upgrade possible no it doesn't know what it's doing I don't need to go 25% faster I'm a 79 year old employment agent not in Sonic the Hedgehog okay going fast scares me I do have block arrow right huh so in will way of finding out oh crap crap move move move move move move we got get up I lost a leg no no those are expensive no get out of there can you please die please just stop oh I'm kind of happy I got the jetpack now because it's the only way for me to get around - stop it stop it the so just so much happening on screen right now let's take on everybody get rid of I don't know how he died I think he just had a spontaneous stroke that was weird yeah oh he didn't really want to live without that ear come on come on come on come on oh this is gonna be impossible how am I gonna kill you I charge at him I'm a little concerned with the fact that he'll whip his sword out and then you know its current screw it screw it year yeah it only cost me one leg no pun intended but this is a severe handicap and I hope you can help with come on give me something Oh repair my leg or fire sword yeah you know what I'll take fire swords can any of you let me in on it because I'd love to know don't mind me old Hopalong Bernadette I'll get on the elevator and mind our own damn business okay uh maybe we should oh oh crap crap I thought that would work I thought I could go falls to the walls and it didn't no no bummer aw crap that was way too much I think we're doing all right that guy should there we go I think we're in the clear I shouldn't feel good about that I lost a clone on level 10 only have one clone at 10 levels Italy nothing and yet we need to get the roll of diamond and diamond starts right now that's just great can I get a clone please all of God's I'm really all right you know what it's like half a clone I suppose you okay do you need to come down here get analyzed that didn't sound healthy the armor did help me a little bit there right it's shattered before I got demolished um no going for it screw it yeah no way am I gonna slowly work my way through that I just got it yeah oh that's bad that's bad you don't have the necessary hops yeah please die please please please burn out come on no no so many grenades I gotta get to these guys I can't let them shoot me in the back even if I get half of the then that half will matter nearly as much does it keep them in front of me so please please please try that's got to be good enough that's gotta burn out I'm gonna say he's dead right now want one too line him up line them up yeah oh there's more but what hello is anybody alive I'm confused Oh oh hi guys I didn't see you there it's probably because you're literally nothing just dust in the wind at this point please leave me watch them finish me off now watch the end my last clone gotta be paste that's what's on my wish list this year Santa Claus okay number one will be a clone number two would be a bow don't give me a spear don't give me energy capacity like I said oh the long game yeah he'll give me the energy now in the bow and eight levels when it's useful all the more energy to run away with like a wuss-puss I suppose oh that's that's spooky right down a little holy crap I just got punched into a different area code no no what just happened how did you not burn out there whoa I'm gonna calm down I'm gonna calm down I just lost half my armor for no frigging reason other than the fact that I what was that no no okay we gotta we gotta go back to being aggressive be aggressive yes yes yes yes I don't even see what's happening anymore it's all a blur yes Delores holy crap yeah yeah you could use all those words man I would use painting I didn't need any armor on the right side of my body anyway right I'm sure they'll all focus on the left and I'll get a bow still would've really liked that glow not gonna lie up the best father's up rate bar all right yeah best bought upgrade bought shore shore at least I can hold this nail right I should be able to fight from a distance just a little bit try oh god no no they deflect not cool why get me huh why give me the ball the moment they could deflect stuff that's a dick move if I've ever seen one all the archers are dead - all I need to do is focus on these guys another - this is fun this is this is this is fun I already told you guys I am NOT making another episode on this absolute ballbuster of a challenge so now I'm 74 year old Dante the railway guard because apparently there's a lot of people trying to steal railways at the old folks home I don't know okay I'm back to diamond tier he's been all right to me I've lost a few clones but I got a level two fire sword fire arrows I got the things that I need to succeed but at the same time I'm also afraid and confused as to what is coming at me right now what what what are you ordering what the hell are you what are you get get out know what's gonna severe cuts or Ober nails or the dropping photo what just happens how do I fight the little sword wielded floating pop plugs I am now clarice to the 79 year old painter who's only on level 11 of diamond rather than 12 because once again I'm facing off against the butt plugs and I don't even know how to damage them I have the biggest hammer I've been rolling everything else in this game but these guys just oh-oh if I hit them they take damage that makes sense really really an excellent display obscure yes cool you're gonna make a liar out of me I legitimately spent like a good two minutes battling with them the lost a clone and then decided maybe I shouldn't edit this out maybe I should say something nice okay clone me come on come on clone come on Chloe yes there's a there's a ray of hope I'm gonna say so far I've been pretty impressed with a tier 3 hammer it's slow its clunky it's really awkward but when you faced off against stuff that can block a sword and a bow like in these idiots they don't do too well against uh against their holy crap okay too much too much too much stuff too much stuff let's just oh I got a clone oh thank god why is that so quick it's aw really got me okay no more panicking we got this everything is under control I don't have lock arrow so it really does not matter but you guys could just suck see easy they could just totally suck it they get to Block in nothing I'm not gonna go over the saws I'm just gonna go finish this guy off I suppose what are you doing over here come on no no I lost my hammer what what just happened to my hammer what did you go this is crap no no no no no no beat it on me I don't think so you just shot it out of my hand I didn't lose a hand clearly because I could still do that crowd 77 year old Kelvin the Glaser Glaser I didn't know what that means okay doesn't matter my profession right now is robot killer professional brain aneurism ever because I am gonna lose my mind if I have any more flame Raptors Church again me please die please die there we go okay one down and then right down there oh I don't have a nose you Joe that was close they're supposed to dive down the belly of the beast not to slowly walk into it uh-huh okay okay ease up along just it good good good [Music] shut up shut up I don't care what you guys have to say weed overs here of course not it is an honor to receive you excuse me if we're gonna have a party I should know who's invited Oh what the hell was that please just give me another clone that's all I need I don't have two more left but I don't every single time it's a jetpack I swear to God I ain't a joke for the worst possible time okay what did I just hear with some lady talking oh oh oh oh oh we've got lasers fire everything at the laser robot I think I heard it or angered it slightly Oh what is happening no I'm gonna hide over here right you can't shoot lasers through a ramp I would imagine would you go misses a new new new new new new new they'll oh I think it's dead is it dead okay hate hell I think it's standing on top of the sawzall right now or it's on top of me it's on top of me how did you jump no I got it yes right I completely forgot the campaign the fleet overseer that was the final boss and they threw it at me in the middle of what Diamond archers okay block arrow can you block here oh thank you just don't found it there for a second okay do you have legs because he might want to switch but some kind of archers I have block arrow but I should be focusing on shooting the archers so I should they're gonna stand there like idiots okay this doesn't look too bad this looks perfectly doable there's a spot a trunk died I died forget spider trend will not stop please please no thank you how do you miss what I'm lying down I will not miss I'll tell you that much how do I not no no no no sometimes they'll take your legs off and sometimes they do absolutely nothing and it's really confusing I think I got him I got up a watch out because those are gonna go through to the king he doesn't like that right those are coming back at me I've learned your trace barely this time Tron 6000 and a bunch of flaming robots no that's a titanium level Oh No okay spider Tron's a flaming robots which means we would probably want a faster jetpack yeah that's that's exactly what I needed thank you didn't need a clone or anything like that you Judas he absolutely have to pick off the spider Tron immediately okay little too close little too close guys I did not expect them to be in my butt huh okay I got him I got him I got him I got him I got him I know roll roll up and we should be able to manage a bunch of sword BOTS they blew into the lava huh I'm 90% sure these guys deflect so I don't want to screw with them maybe this would be better that's a lot better mm-hmm oh yeah that's the good stuff yeah all these ramps are dead crazy I haven't had the whole Armada I just realized I got the sword I got the bow I got the hammer I got the spear I gotta remember that me the hammer there was the good exchange I needed to use that jetpack hammer bought headdress with wool wool was okay so we would probably want armor armor armor or fire sword okay yeah that that might come in handy I suppose it's so many upgrades right now for more levels or four or five more left for more levels I always forget hopefully I can pick them off from a distance right you guys are kind of dumb just oh oh no no no no no I don't want this stuff to be deflect it back at me I wanted to cover you now but that was Twitter reaction oh okay I got a jetpack I should be using it I got to remain calm this is what I always pee I don't need to panic I got this right like it just yeah yeah what's a fire hand we're gonna do switch me and burn me I don't thinks oh where are they yeah got him god I'm what a twit shot it's the little flick of the wrist and he's down these guys are all shooting each other and I can no I can't if I can't deflect that who's the hammer right the hammer against you guys Oh God holy crap that was so close you guys really need to look defrag him or run antivirus or something I'm pretty sure Kelvin here has gone the furthest I've ever gone so analyzer please just just help me out give me more clothes give me armor give me something useful I don't need a fire spear oh that's literally nothing why would I ever use this beer when I have every other weapon it's so bad okay I just gotta be very precise good good I got three out of the four I gotta ignore all these arrows just we'll just run past them don't worry about them don't even look at them pretend that they aren't even here that's that's pretty good this is pretty [ __ ] bear and here we go there we go now just keep moving long as I'm not standing still I can't get hit by these arrows right hates I think I'm in the clear so long as I know what I'm doing and I do have block arrow I was just questioning my decision there for a second okay okay okay let's let's just deflect let's just play it safe into play right we don't need to be pulling any quick moves like that all getting greedy now I'm getting greedy because I feel good confidence I'm willing to bet that you have okay a hundred percent you have I played there's so many times you guys repeat yourself so often not if a fire arrow kills it first fire arrows and lava okay clone would be great against that or kick kicks probably good against lava right that seems like the two would mix pretty well to upgrade boss they could upgrade each other that is dangerous to talk yeah seeing them peg each other will be way too kinky come on let's keep it moving keep it moving we got this we got this rapid fire I don't need any arrows as long as you're dead great we got it we got it we got a good great perfect wonderful thank you I can't see when I'm clipping through stuff we're gonna use the hammer here holy crap you didn't expect him to pull that out stop it Goods dead no no no you you have a jetpack you know what I'll be over here if anybody needs me why don't we just do something like this yeah there we go because some of you are gonna be too dumb not to land in the lava and that's exactly what I need in my life here we go faint landing xi landing or hi-hi [ __ ] corpse just bounced I better buy a panic attack there was something alive no I mean we're on titanium 18 I am ecstatic right now I never thought I would get this far did I not kill her could have sworn that we had this I haven't already and I'd killed her right now I gotta get up that's not too bad I suppose how many clothes do I have that good if I can get lucky and hit the space between her armor oh hey guys what are we hanging out up there for what is this what is with the giant fly killer huh oh I never seen anything like this before and I don't like surprises there's a bunch of guys up there on the third floor can you probably get to them they date who what you shot at me something's shooting at me okay let's go up there let's see what we're dealing with why see her hold on now feel about that oh she can't kill me from here that's the good stuff yeah let's see how you like that fleet overseer something tells me I don't want to touch that the big bug zappers probably not good for you there's two of her okay back it up back it up sometimes I make noises and I don't even know what I'm saying okay hold on hold on hold on where did she go there was another one did she get bug zapped I don't want to go in there do you why I think I need to go in there no no oh you're the one making the noises or making the noises thinking opposed if though there's two overseer corpses that's probably a good thing and you are you the last one oh you two overseers you serious is break out your thesaurus and robots are shattering uh Smackdown we are about to find out last leper last level final level hammer boss my brain is melting and I have a shield that's that's not what I needed upgrade bot knows what it's doing if you guys are trying out sarcasm it's not coming across well I've been playing this game for almost three hours I have tried to beat this challenge like a dozen times and all the standing between me and success are a bunch of angry hammer BOTS okay that this this I can kind of do right yo there jetpack hammer BOTS okay good to know good to know they'll hit each other which is very important what if I just hang out up here no no no no nope that's not gonna work that's not good old headshots work hit shot or no shot I can do that right if I get any kind of ammo come on come on no you gotta be kidding me I can actually win this I actually feel slightly confident that I can win this can I kick you guys I can what how can I kick them to the size of a bird that is stupid did I have I have another cloth okay good I wasn't sure there for a second Oh with holding my disgust and rage until final verdict this is okay right this is fine no no don't get any bright ideas like coming close to me I'm just gonna have to keep them at a distance you know what I'm gonna play this the biggest wuss-puss way possible I can't do that I can't do that nope no no please good hit good hit good strike now wait no let me win let me just give it to me just give it to me this game oh I've done I'm so Dardenne next time [Music]

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Id: BtXaIXoA5FI

Length: 29min 55sec (1795 seconds)

Published: Mon May 27 2019