Sebastian Maniscalco at Lopez Tonight

you can see our next guest live at the Gotham comedy club in New York February 24th through the 26th give it up for comedian Sebastian Maniscalco right good to be here I had a day I got no patience for people then I went out today that's all I do is I watch people behave and I get upset I went to Starbucks this woman she ordered a stone a muffin I don't know what the hell it was but they gave it to her in a brown bag and then she was eating it out of the bag she was like finger in the muff take it out of the bag did it play everywhere it's everywhere you come in went the subway to get a sandwich why is this a problem I got behind the lady it looked like it was her first time out ever just a look of confusion bewilderment came up to the kana how does this work what do you do here it's a step one pick bread you don't see you every step was a problem what kind of bread do you have there's a poster with loaves you don't see these loans thank God there's a glass partition between these peoples heads and the condiments she saw the vegetables her head almost popped off her body it actually exited extended over and it looked like an injured pigeon just cut head that's what I don't have that picking out specific Tomatoes not that one the third one underneath the third one it's not a poppy I feel for that guy work in there all day long with these plastic mittens on listening all these requests girls making up her own rules there's rules at Subway she's like I'm not going to get any of those olives or peppers so just double up on that turkey it's gonna work that way the sandwich is five dollars they're losing money already you want the whole meat for no veg and the guy working there's like a candle so he's a question why why can't you do it cuz they're looking at me I'm getting it from all angles got my father calling me wants to learn the internet right my father's Italian he's from Italy but cutting hair his whole life he knows nothing about technology calls me up one day said yeah I'll learn internets I said alright there you can't use Internet terminology with someone who doesn't know the Internet so dad look on the screen you got to open up your window as I lie it's freezing outside I'm like come on dad you see a blue e with a sphere do you see that so you gotta click that twice it's like okay is that with the foot pedals for foot pedal here the mouse on the floor I never Sebastian has a better car somebody

Channel: LopezTonight

Views: 627,776

Keywords: Sebastian, Maniscalco, at, Lopez, Tonight

Id: OFfVbjLWtGw

Length: 4min 52sec (292 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 23 2011