Has anyone been to the gym lately?

barely working out at this age I've been doing the same workout since 89 I just go to the gym couple biceps some chest I start beating I get the hell out of the gym I ain't sweating through clothing those days are done maybe if I'm feeling good I'll hit the treadmill I did that last week got on my treadmill there and there's eight empty treadmills next to me so I put it on a 5.0 now it's not too high it's not too slow it's a ballet jock let me go get your Mercedes then a guy comes right next to me and I'm a treadmill next to me ate a treadmill he's gonna pick this one this is the problem with me I can't pay attention to what I'm doing I'm honed in on everyone else especially if they get near me I start looking at what this guy is up to I'm giving him a side view and he's not starting a machine I'm getting bothered I'm like guy starts your machine you're scrolling up what I'm doing over here he's stretching out I'm the treadmill now listen there's a place for this in the gym there's a stretch out area okay I don't go to the stretch out area and run around people you don't bring your switch to the milk so you ever look at a treadmill they got a bunch of different compartments I always wonder who's using all this storage this is the guy they built the treadmill for this guy is empty in his life into these little bins that change the I farm the wallet the keys he brought an iPad he brought a cinema to the gym then he put his little buds in [Applause] then he cranked it up to 15 I didn't even know the damn thing went this the manufacturer said yeah believe it at 15 no one's gonna do that but this guy's sprinting fast you're sick people on a treadmill they run fast and hard like the whole gym could hear them run like a sock it's gonna fly off at any minute then he pulled this one he just rested on the side and let the thing just do what we are doing don't do some weird workout that you saw Benny I didn't I've never seen this before he had like a water back like that you would see that in the desert he had a backpack filled with water and then a tube that he could just sit [Applause] then he dropped it down then he pulled this one he turned towards me now he starts sighs oh I cannot run on a treadmill with another grown man looking right at me doing side skips

Channel: Sebastian Maniscalco

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Id: iIp93sEmzQM

Length: 4min 27sec (267 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 23 2020