season 8 except jackie and hyde don't hate each other :)

hey jackie no what do you want man i feel really bad about the way things turned out you and i should be together okay go talk to him but there's no point okay i'm sorry i think steven never really wanted to be with me at all this must be how ugly people feel all the time i wouldn't know about the ugly thing but i do know that he does want to be with you um why else would he drive all the way to chicago to propose to you wait what oh my god stephen was gonna propose i have to find him oh okay let me just give you two some privacy hey hey stephen i am so sorry about what happened in chicago okay i was alone and i thought i lost you yeah well i can see why you thought that look why aren't you just telling me sooner you wanted to get married because i wasn't sure i wanted to and now that i've thought about it i'm right i'm not ready to be married yet yet oh okay well there you have it eric steven's not ready to get married yet what is donna doing out randy when i called her earlier today to see if she wanted to do something she said she was staying in all day i mean i was gonna blow her off at the last minute but still do you think something's going on between donna and randy stephen what do you think i have a definite opinion on this i don't care i just don't like to gossip steven all we did was write a letter to eric telling him that donna was cheating on him with randy my magic eight ball said it was a good idea and nothing's right like what one out of six times which is pretty good for a ball why are you so afraid of clowns it's my seventh birthday party this clown asked me if i wanted to smell this pretty flower and when i did i squirted water all over my face and then he offered me his handkerchief when i pulled it out of his pocket just kept coming coming coming and that's why you hate clowns no later i walked in on him making out with my mom python bastard i don't want it give it to me oh my god it's looking at me i can't believe we're taking the clown back you know what we should have done smashed it into powder mixed it into fatso burgers and force-fed it to that redundant old fart who owns the place now that's sick oh my god fez there's a cop following us where don't look he's pulling up next to us hurry cover that clown with your body make it look like you're making out with it no i don't want to kiss it man we can't get caught now hey someone put their own gum in his mouth i did that there is no cop and you kissed a clown i can't believe i got the third base with a clown fez there's nothing below his waist i got a hold of something god this is gonna be your first birthday since breaking up with eric you know what that means no crappy gifts to return to the science fiction store yeah i mean i guess it'll be kind of a relief not to have to give him his birthday spanking he made you spank him on your birthday yeah and then he danced around in his underwear going happy birthday to me sorry to keep you from work oh don't worry i already called in and said i was having sex oh hello oh my god fez just banged an old smobile in the driveway with his bike oh ew it's like watching somebody kiss their grandmother you know once i caught donna using lip liner on her eyebrows seriously it's like being best friends with phyllis diller how about i get something and we can all give it to donna together together man i'm not getting the echo hello there it is hey guys i got donna's birthday present it's a little wrinkled and musty but so is fizz's girlfriend he seems to like her my parents went to lake michigan and all i got was this lousy t-shirt i can relate too my mom once went to lake michigan all i got was a half brother here you go donna happy birthday i was gonna put a ribbon around it but you know i barely care oh hi thanks i have the same shirt from the other legs but i needed this one wait you collect these shirts steven how did you know that oh because one time i heard donna say i collect these shirts uh mrs foreman could i borrow a curling iron i was gonna borrow donna's but hers smells like potatoes it wasn't my fault my dad used it to make early fries well i want to look good for my first full day at work at the tv station i want to look super pretty so my co-workers won't mind when i stab them in the back you try my hair styling technique wake up remove pillow you know if you want to impress them do a good job if your job is making coffee make coffee if your job is answering phones answer phones if your job is sharpening pencils get a new job cause that one blows yeah well at this point i'll try anything christine's a wow i didn't think i was going to like crammer versus cramer but that's back when i thought we were going to watch it [Laughter] ooh busted wow unbelievable i can't get over don and randy making out like that who knows all broad shoulders and blonde hair i could barely tell which one was the boy i thought it was like watching donna make out with foreman except randy wasn't constantly saying i'm sorry i'm sorry oh crap i stashed something real important real illegal up in forman's room where'd you hide it i don't know it's always under the influence of it when i hit it really cause you know we went to see kramer versus kramer but instead we saw randy's hand versus donna's bra strap i believe it was directed by francis ford copperfield donna why didn't you just tell us you were going out with randy i don't know it's just you know if you guys are friends with eric and i know what you'd think i'm happy for you yeah man whatever yeah i think it's great so have you guys had sex here jackie my money's on no donna is a strong independent woman who feels that men should respect women for their minds in other words she's a big fat tease oh cool like peter frampton gave you a sign guitar hey you know what i have a handful of his hair and one of them has a little piece of skin on the end of it yeah she keeps it next to leif garrett's used q-tip hey i had to kiss a roadie named larry for that one well looks all right what are you talking about it's broken in two pieces okay here we go gloves knife napkin i can't fix a guitar in an empty stomach towel suction we're losing him [Laughter] time of death 8 29. [Music] being out here like this without any tv or magazines you know it makes me realize how people 500 years ago must have felt incredibly bored by the way donna if you're ever lost in the outdoors just find the north star it's gentle twinkling will comfort you as you slowly die oh oh now we have to cross a disgusting river jackie it's just a creek okay fine why don't you take your shoe off well i'll get in and roll ourselves across yeah this this is why i hate the woods everything's a bathroom guys just like delaware that reminds me of an old delawarean folk saw donna squatted in the bush pee pee doo doo donna squatted in the bush peepee all day long so get ready because i am going to rain doom down on your stupid foreign head that didn't seem so bad fess i wouldn't worry about it you wouldn't no that's because i'm safe you should be freaking terrified holy crap my car jacket rule in my car and you don't have insurance good one jackie and look what you run on the side face hearts are tiny i do not it's perfectly normal based on all the other ones i've seen i only look for comparison if jackie wants war i'll give her war whatever you say tony you feel so small why would i name it big john because you're a mean bitter girl and now you're ugly on the outside like you are ugly in the inside i can't believe that's what you really think of me where it is okay fine i'll just go pack up my things and get out of your life damn man that was harsh hey steven what are you doing i'm paying this model i just finished i have a lot more free time now that i quit the circle but you quit the circle what are you high i don't do that anymore jackie i don't need to now if you'll excuse me i'm gonna go for a jog oh and uh if you see mrs foreman can you let her know that i'll be making the salad tonight

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Length: 12min 52sec (772 seconds)

Published: Thu May 19 2022