Sean Lock's FUNNIEST Mascots | Mascot Madness | 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown | Channel 4

I was as is my want rummaging around in my loft the other day and low and I don't know we're talking about this no and behold what did I encounter I found this old box of Love Letters Jimmy and I always realized I was reading I said I forgot what a romantic devil I used to be back in my years early you know first loves as little letters I found but this one this one is um uh Florence my dear have those blokes at the abattoir accepted you yet I reckon you can kill as well as any man you've certainly put a bolt through my heart [Laughter] I never thought I'd miss smoking and I don't but I miss you and the Red Lion got to go my love Foreman is banging on the portaloo door foreign another one here my dearest Florence I'm guessing you're busy at the abattoir what with Christmas and that's why you haven't replied have you heard of pot noodles they're great a kettle broke on site but they're even nice cold nearly saved up enough for my tattoo how did you spell your full name got to go my dear my Homebrew has gone straight through me see you at the weekend guts depending about 50 Shades of Gray things were going very smooth until I got this Hammer blow wow dear Sean I am writing this at work sorry about the blood I had a spurter this morning I won't be able to make Jaws 3 on Sunday Jeff's back from the rigs and he's loaded keep out of the Red Lion for a bit Sean Jeff's got a temper on him Florence that was the end of that and this is how I dealt with the Heartbreak dear Florence you've not replied to my last 15 letters I called it the abattoir the other day but they said you'd be ages because you've got 150 Lambs to do foreign this is really painful I could hear your laughter over the bleaching [Music] you're not broken of course but I'm having Elizabeth from Neptune sea bar I think she's got a coil fitted so I won't need those condoms back [Laughter] Lawrence P.S what was our song I've forgotten I wrote that to hurt her that's the sort of romantic fool I used to be Sean have you got mascot because I have Jimmy when have I ever let you down so I said to my uh one of my kids they were asking me for a word I said look at that in the dictionary and she went you must be joking and I thought about it she's right dictionaries they're just intimidating they're too big there's too much stuff in them so I thought I would make a dictionary you know slim it down a bit and the first thing I thought would get rid of some of the longer words you know no one uses long Arcane words you know like um you know recalcitant I mean this is that today no we don't need it out passport sunstroke paella the other thing I realized about dictionaries is not only are they uh are they too big they're also boring yes oh what what word am I looking for I don't know um think of a word uh Abacus Abacus yeah so about because you go hey it's easy in it a b you're there you're in you know so what I've done I've created Sean Lock's difficult dictionary it's tough It's hard it's 9.99 this dictionary is so difficult I guarantee you'll never use it he had a go on it he really struggled so what I do is rather than um you find the word from the first letter of the word you find it from the fourth be under good and very good yeah all right Susie that's your goal you've had your go Al so unsuitable John uh you no because the first letter is the same as the fourth so then we go to the fifth letter it's a plural isn't it comes under rest and I've got rid of all of the three letter words you know it was usually well if you need a dictionary to understand what uh how to spell a three-letter word like hat you want to look under P for help all this has been leading to that joke basically laughs um poisson anyone croissant anyone only for croissant no it's under e for baked goods skits anyone s e for baked goods again yeah but very goods is a plural eh baked goods is a plural so it should be all right so uh there we go I'm more intrigued by the fact he thought we didn't need the word passport anymore but you've kept Abacus I'm in this actually literally nothing in here Sean if you've got a mascot yes I do Jimmy um since the dawn of time man has felt the need to understand whereabouts he is and what is happening around him hasn't he yeah and I think one of the greatest puzzles that was solved by a man was time itself oh that great need to mark that anyway I've done a funny calendar so here is here's my calendar and um surprisingly starts in January talk me through uh what's going on in that photo well it's cold in it January I'd show how cold January was anyway [Laughter] those things are still cold it's over half and I'm taking my scarf off yeah but why the spatula Pancake Day mark was this a long photo shoot for the calendar there we go that's April I think we can put the coat away things are really hotting up wow and my flies are undone let's do commemorate April Fools moving on [Applause] July it's really getting warm got a bit of a tan and the British Grand Prix on there we go August look at that is that why have I got a remote Jimmy kids are on holiday foreign full of couscous yeah the chances of you working that one out to expand your breasts so you can you pour hot water down and then they go out anyone else here I'm gonna kick yourself oh me well it's a turtle prize that's October last wasp now we have November November traditional November outfit any questions Chewie why have I got a semi thank you well what have you got a fully and then there's Christmas look at me got a little roller sellotape there Sean's calendar everyone

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Length: 10min 0sec (600 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 18 2022