SBFP Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure - The Definitive Compilation

foreign [Music] [Music] much more recent than that no this game is like 2005 2006. preparing for the smooth smooth sounds of toilet quality black star just to get by what are the black girl pain let's do it what are the elements of hip-hop name them uh come on we got uh Fluttershy Rainbow Dash no there's b-boat there's beef bowling be boys MCA hot gluing so that's that's the element that's a cosplay man cosplaying three elements blue gutted friendly 3D printing there we go so we're finally playing Marc Echoes getting up under pressure and ever and ever and ever ever forever ever rap of course rep why have points when you can have respect take photos of Legends oh well okay we got Legends in Montreal as far as graffiti goes oh we got Mercy you know Mercy we got sake right [ __ ] you got that guy that that spray painted again from Street Fighter of course oh you got that King right there uh no I think I'm good for the black book but like one of our yeah one of the all-time Heroes of Montreal is sake you find his name on top of water water towers man you find his name Marion five roses it's [ __ ] sick that guy watch that be like a [ __ ] 10 year old girl and I think you're so so high as well yeah h1h yes h1h now okay now you say it like that yeah Grandma used to say gray hair is God's graffiti that's a tutorial fight I don't remember how this goes before they were I bet you were gold yeah oh that's good and based on that character's design I know who her voice actor is oh yeah yeah oh to clean yeah Charlie Murphy that's who I think the girl is oh it's got it that's so I picked the girls I'll take out my lotions protest [ __ ] all [ __ ] [ __ ] boys let's get it out of the way so this game got some lower reviews here and there it Souls like mediocreally and guess who was really pissed at Gamers specifically Mark Echo had several interviews where he's like [ __ ] these nerds that didn't buy this cool game oh man like I read up about this like like a year or two ago like he gave interviews where it's like if people got out of their [ __ ] basements and saw culture maybe the game would have sold better it's like maybe if the game was called Mark Echoes Def Jam fight for NY yeah maybe yeah yeah those sold well okay now you know how it's done yeah now you know it's like he's the equivalent of yade in the sense that he's so vaguely ethnic that yes everything he hits all the demos right his grandmother gives you that little like Latina touch but yeah it's probably meant to just be all-encompassing some cats anyone that calls people cats is like yeah that's classic almost but you can pull it off depending on how you look this was what like this is one of those games that's like when they're making it and they're pitching it to people it's like Marc echo's going around to all his friends going yo you on board or not yeah you want a piece of this or not do you want to be on board you want to die you wanna be a Cash Money Millionaire right about now hey it's like this is a huge Gamble and so we're like yo we'll put baby fat logos everywhere if you want me to get my character standing shoots out a giant Rhino Russell what we doing he's like no I don't want none of that he's like all right your funeral oh [ __ ] speaking of funerals that's too far there is a uh pipe underneath there but I guess that's too much and train died in the hood doing what he loved and that's my story hey hey hey come on he looked of like a threat so hear the music be like [ __ ] you doing right there oh wow you're still burning you're still burning you're dead what are you doing toy I'm on a toy I'm a boy I can do it if Pat were a toy he'd be a Rubik's Cube a square that wants colors to stay on their own side an app pro pro pro is has there ever been a better save point than Grandma's house no because you'll get taken care of there [ __ ] cookies and manicures oh yeah give those Grandma manicures everything you need but then you come out of Grandma's house and then like your friends would be like yo man you smell like Grandma's house [Music] that's funny without from a place called Fresh Off Charlie Murphy really absolutely whoa holy [ __ ] white Mike I expect this way Mike he's doing that that guy just punk ass like the joke famously says anytime there's one white guy hanging around a bunch of black people you don't want to know what he did to be hanging around that dude's real I got you free cable yes what's up you gotta get weapons ah Charlie Murphy Oh there's Health God nice okay you're good you're fine [Applause] I think he yells Mommy to view into its intuition intuition the first person detective mode oh [ __ ] you have to tag it [Music] have decreed it so in the name of Pop biggie Jay-Z Rock dude it's okay to fix it yeah it's good enough fat ass damn no strips no no absolutely Sistine Chapel that [ __ ] and you gotta leave a little bit of the one underneath peeking out just so people know you disrespected him too slow Picasso I hope everything is like that you thought you could but you can't Rembrandt that's a no no Van Gogh I had a switcher tag that I did design back in high school that's cool that's cool it wasn't but thanks for saying so I mean you tried okay I did that's him that's that punk that's writing train that sounds like Eric Sparrow it does train that might be Rosario shorty what you up to pretty much held down bratty bunch of trust fun kids rebelling against how good they had it oh [ __ ] cobalt blue and orange are they all stuck on the giant [ __ ] and they're wearing basketball colors there you go and it all stuck on the giant [ __ ] uh the Knicks you trying to go over my piece huh it's a vamp drop your they're very upset Mr miyamotos Mr Miyamoto is not happy he's very upset no my book of OCS he would like you to change the heads that is Rosario Dawson one thousand percent this [ __ ] stepped on my cheeks oh [ __ ] there's my Jordans you gonna let him serve you like that I'm gonna give you an elbow from up here coming to the home and they had big facial details so you know they're important it's hard for me out there you know he's trying to get his money for the rent Cadillac and gas money spent a whole lot of [ __ ] jumping you know what my kind of like the the closest I got to like a hip-hop-ish name the switcher no no it's actually not but back in testing I had a couple of people that call me Special K oh that's trust me no one was making fun of me behind my back okay okay so for rappers are there like loser rapper names that are lame but you also like because I know I got mine but I talked about it before loser rappers I gotta get my juices closed it doesn't start it off okay I'm gonna dig but not so much a loser like he doesn't have to be a loser but his name is so cheesy and like ah come on but you're also like no it's cool mine of course and always will be dragged on drag on yeah so cool drag on yeah it's our front row um so you you give it a thank you I I mean there's some that are just so on the nose yeah exactly because I'm still like like rich boy Boi rich I said Put Some D's on that [ __ ] it's just like you're like all right well you got money but this stuff Flowrider was like Flo Rida and I was also like oh come on though I was like oh he's from Florida fine fine yeah it's extremely hot it's excessive her eyes especially right [Applause] yeah you get super armor so the cops are trying to take you down but you can keep on tagging because you have like loads of super armor it's all gray health [ __ ] I was so angry at primer because I'm like I will have to buy extra stuff but I don't have any money man and you know what they told us oh [ __ ] dude this game rocks don't stick yo the cameras are out man oh [ __ ] I know the digital camera recipe to photographers are working out to the platform oh it's how you learn oh my God take some inspiration dude the spirit of hip-hop it's everywhere look how that [ __ ] get up there it breathes in this place and now it's like the sport it smells like hip-hop like paint me like I like pink too maybe we should work together the [ __ ] cops this dude this dude just like dribbles up and does a crossover on like a four-year-old girl this little child and like she Falls over on her on her and he just [ __ ] oh wait no it's gross hey all I want the people to know out there I didn't choose this nah dude I would never do this Splatoon solo brow for me Splatoon approved look at that [ __ ] the tip is like a little penis tip I would never do that I'm too busy choosing whether to ejaculate all over anime girls it's one of the elements of hip-hop all right we're in an auspicious place right here this is exactly what you guys saw last time yeah if you want to go through it while I tag sure man because sudden the sudden change in resolution must be alarming some people must be wondering if their contacts suddenly started working or did I rub my eyes it's too hard what happened what happened well um what happened was that we were playing on the Xbox classic uh OG version of the game and that Xbox died mid middle spring and so uh because it dropped dead and that was it that was all she wrote we switched over to the steam version which has I think we alluded to foibles I believe the term was used and even then I don't think we've Pro we've eliminated them all we've eliminated some but not all so so there might be there might be things from here on out but for the most part we're functional there'll be no other problem oh whoops that got full marks yo you see that Campbell's Soup oh look at that flop we got another angle I definitely want to see some more like mid combo tags though I want to see like faces getting sprayed up sprayed up yeah you're getting sprayed up I want to see nose is under pressure yeah man like like flipping open a Sharpie and using and stabbing the guy in the eye with it oh what why'd you have to make it all violin it's a Sharpie but it hurts yeah I want to Sharpie my eyeballs he's swinging wood at you I'd rather get hit by a two boys want to get a sharp hand you say that but you don't you don't know whatever acknowledges the splinters you know what it's like getting splinters all over your face and neck wow yeah Sharpie in the eyes too hard yeah what a toy yeah I'm just someone familiar with toy I I was just about to say I never yeah I I did not run in these circles back in 2005. I'll tell you what I'm not your boy toy yeah that was so weird good combo dead bodies oh here's where we get the cannon outfit because we're not a toy no more on the last place that just makes perfect yeah all right that's not a cool thing to write for your tagging [ __ ] I'll try my hardest [Music] ly I did my best please keep cheering for me train Destiny is Destiny train so one thing that you might notice from this version hey I didn't notice anything flickering what the [ __ ] you mad are you crazy now that's how to get up I forgot I got really angry go big Take This Bat that I believe those are just glass shards once again Sharpie to the eye not that big a deal okay that's pretty bad I'll I'll readily admit that because that doesn't just cut you when he swings it it breaks off inside of you it's like a Def Jam weapon like that's what I expected they would have you ever have glass get lost inside your body not lately it's not fun Matt I can imagine I've had that happen before it's not a good time in fact it's the worst time the problem with you is that if Earl of Sandwich said how about a glass sandwich you'd be like I bet it's pretty tasty I have to think about it oh he could have said [ __ ] on it [Music] oh you're dead and destroy this man's tag [ __ ] spit on it apparently it's why it's super good and it's too vibrant the colors are too strong but my crap okay like I'm I'm actually adding to it I'm making them into a baby that's fine there you go I don't mind that at all oh he's got a rattle it's like a Naruto four kids at it I want him to get killed I know you do oh no that's [ __ ] up train suckers Neverland you are now a murderer no new radius puts madama art style God damn train that was cold I don't know suckers never learn I don't know what else will he I don't know what I saw I should have been anything even him murdering uh Subway employees I mean like I feel like if he at least said the right thing afterwards like what like oh [ __ ] oh damn Grandma's gonna be angry at me you know or like that was crazy what the [ __ ] oh man I better get out of here you know no but it was suckers never learned another body in trains Wake You Can't Stop This Train blood for the tag God sacrifices must be made a holy crafty and Ella a rhino God show up yeah right oh god with like floating spray paint cans that just needs blood sacrifice you get to do the Jackal yeah exactly oh yg yg yg impatience yeah a little bit a little bit I thought it was over you know see train I tried to tell you don't step on the third rail no don't put yourself in dangerous why didn't you get hit by a train and then the game over thing you just hear the guy going hey train I hate that train to hit you that was a train now I mean train it's like blue collar worker y'all toy is about to get Thomas the Tank Engine now I mean all right shining Time Station [ __ ] George Colin [ __ ] Ringo Starr get the [ __ ] out I get a train we're in the subway train and you're doing the thing more to go do it back down [Laughter] guys like a Nokia thing or whatever but he has it and his grandma has been on the phone for 72 hours like God's word I'll kill you train you know I forgot to pick up some of the risotto from the store I really hope if you could just pick some up on the way home this is about Danka by the way did you hear the shutting down the bodega Grandma Bubba I think he calls her now I love that probably Mark Echo was like yeah yeah people scream real hard in video games right but just like the Foley for that where they're like okay we need you to do some barks can you give me like a getting punched oh okay and then when you die okay no stop sir okay we need it to sound like you bust the hardest nut all right but they kept sucking [Laughter] while you [ __ ] go or no [Music] [Music] oh [ __ ] oh man never this is more crazy we never die we multiply you're gonna die you're you're gonna die real hard big deaths [ __ ] amazing Mission Fields whatever I did it I don't know if you did it damn it you didn't do it you have to do this they're yellow you told me the yellow ones are mandatory that I thought the level I'd still have a little bit of time once I once I finally found that gold one nah man if Kiff train doesn't get up then he [ __ ] dies contents under pressure is not an option too much pressure [Music] no no no no no no oh [ __ ] it wouldn't let [ __ ] let me what happened I was pressing jumping [ __ ] well there's depth in the old piece of salad press secretary oh hey Dipper dots there you go see I prefer throwing a paint can at me than [ __ ] Nathan Copeland's throwing a woman with afros yeah unnecessary holy [ __ ] wow all right hold up I think you can do this is that tough right dip is too slick for you and you're [ __ ] up his kicks man oh [ __ ] form two extended belt Style the threaded cane absolutely man okay that hurt a lot all right you got to go defense on him you gotta you gotta get out well there's some uh [Music] now what's phase three though what's next in the House of Flying Daggers oh I get it you made this place dirty because now it's all muddy and [ __ ] and it's obviously it stops him [Music] too much on the floor all right come on come on come on come on hey stiff so much I can hear that nasal breathing getting real strong get real strong one more throw one more throw he's all dirty though look at him what now ah dirty outside oh my tendon downtown at large meets is this Peter there probably was cleaning is that what his name is supposed to be yeah you come you come back in District and you'll get yours you're dead man dead maybe not it is it's him nice that was P Diddy we beat P Diddy yeah God zero drip no drips no drips isn't it like a product thing uh uh no no no I I mean the tampon's not supposed to drip that's the whole point in fact but what if one said no drips yo we're gonna draw sexy lady train is that what's going on I can't really see the top of it I see this you'll see it now I see them hips look at it oh that likes it look at this [ __ ] with a new Uzi little miho so dangerous super sick yeah Old Town girls yeah you love that Old Town [ __ ] man you never stop talking yo old town was the sickest they [ __ ] kept everybody out there no it was cops between the cops and Old Town yeah I know the cops would be like ah [ __ ] he went into Old Town can get him there there's girls with guns I scared and we're we're not we're not that good what is the spirit of hip-hop say where'd it go it went too fast tag there on my son I I guess that's when we gotta last year who would be talking well against it's the collective it's the collective Spirit of all those who've passed so like we said it's everyone from MLK but like but they wouldn't really care about tagging would they not I mean [Music] it's one of the four elements so you know but when Martin Luther King be like yeah tag not necessarily but I didn't think too much about the joke man I just tried it I'm just trying to understand all right so let's okay so you know what let's make it about the dead graffiti artists who've passed on that's what I that started starting with who starting with what that's what I mean do you have one I can't climb this because I don't have one and that's why I didn't go there okay here let's Google it let's [ __ ] see that Google thank you Google the graffiti artists that have died in the line of fire sorry you know I'm sorry I chose a path of something I might be able to Riff on but no we gotta get hyper specific all right we do we do dead graffiti artists he's dead King Robbo King throttle yeah oh and don't forget Basquiat Ely you killed him maybe that's why he didn't using maybe you can create a hater out of someone by murdering them I don't know he's like hip-hop style insults and stuff doesn't work in a video game because they didn't know what context they'd be saying the man right the guy said so like I murder a guy and you're like screams and he goes why you gotta hate don't hit the player hit the game it's like you took his life train yeah I know but I mean don't hate though parents are gonna be crying at his funeral on Monday parents gotta stop hating I remember thinking how embarrassing it was oh wow so rough out here [Laughter] did you burnt him to that Train F still free still free crew I can't front this eye by me that's me see the problem that's me trying to get into it well the problem is that like it's your coffee that's hip-hop right but when the fgc terms come into play that's embarrassing nobody wants to be called still free you don't want to be part of the still free crew in the fighting game Community that's [ __ ] horse [ __ ] and I love others still free not like they're always free no never forget we're still free always free stay free I think that's enough no don't risk it no [ __ ] oh Jesus oh wow no way yeah I can do it I can do it oh my God oh really gonna shoot me [ __ ] you gonna shoot me why do you even bother stepping up uh uh I just do that you want to line it up holy [ __ ] yo he's stabbing himself with the nail oh no [ __ ] oh that was a weird dream yeah that was a tough area man who wants to know oh all right train man tags are weak and you know I'm someone important because again my voice acting's terrible crushed all that voice acting with the music never mind that voice actor no more on the front of the hotel there's guns [Music] they have [ __ ] this world you know all right my bad my B my b don't worry about that holy [ __ ] train [ __ ] you man why has it gotta be like this I just think he's suicidal yeah I think he just doesn't want to live hey you see those dark fingertips on the other side of them that plywood board what do you think matters that's interesting I'm not paid enough to care [Music] yeah guys all right me packing plants coming down the mountain wait wait wait wait don't feel afraid it is for the white people yeah developers were nervous [Music] International playlist look at these enemies Jesus they're just working their jobs trained calm the [ __ ] down oh no I gotta kill them that would have murdered him too but slowly and painfully as his family wondered where he was I ain't got a tag man Shane got a tag my art see I'd love to see them come running over and just pick up the bodies of the ones you've beaten come on man and just hook them and start cutting them up and packaging the products hell yeah like yeah I know you're getting Combos and beat downs that's cute that's cute why that's not one of the elements of hip-hop why don't you use his blood to tag that would be a gang like stay pretty crew it's like oh what are you about we're about like a quality and like fighting for the little guy and also uh good tagging with the blood of our enemies yup this is tag who who won a punch [Music] that would have been great though get your priorities straight train yeah if you have a gun it's garbage if someone gets too close to you take that cool robot [Music] this gun Mirror's Edge Brenda [Music] look at this look at these scientists and butchers and future cops I thought that guy was talking he's singing it was so weird no it's the music no I know I know now but like At first I was like he's starting to fight train and he's like ah it's all right baby damn it oh okay [Laughter] I got power handstand kick though that level was dumb that was a little weird oh oh oh oh oh boy that they couldn't jump away that's how I always do things accidentally [ __ ] these ones you uh could you cycle through damn it no well it doesn't matter I I will next time yeah because I'm doing this one for a while now it's cool one bit like yeah that sounds like it looks like it says 10 beds yeah that's one you haven't seen oh no my God so do they have me pit bull sniffing around all right trying to Smith your butt they know you're gone dogs eating graffiti artists another graffiti dog defeated I wonder how many people were gonna murder today yeah for our quest of Truth dude look at this Death Jam stage this is a Def Jam battle arena one way to really piss off here I don't wanna I don't want to tag over that that's cool I don't know about you but I'm Manny I'm moving over to veneer I like them now she used to be scared oh that's too much no a train [ __ ] you're just calving it up now remember you did that tag of yourself peeing on a bunch of Funko Pops that's crazy because like who has that much urine in their system you know what I mean for one strand dude do you remember that really weird joke at the end of hot rod where Chris parnell's like and this is a small child urinating on FM radio and others why is the P coin in two different streams oh I'd like to think that he masturbated the previous night and some residue was left in his penis resulting in two different streams of urine yeah you remember that [ __ ] now you don't that's [ __ ] hilarious why did I just drop the weapon but [Laughter] what is this stuff sustaining oh my God economy holy [ __ ] train has infinite pocket maltitude wow look I'm dripping basketballs train has infinite Mallet space that is amazing I've never seen anything like this I under I didn't understand anything there's the battle dog oh my god of course it is you have to beat the battle pups get out no drips though oh [ __ ] look how evil they are dude dude no drips including your blood no I gotta do this wall combos off dogs it's sold in such bad camera angles you gotta get away from this this yeah this is a bad spot there you go wow so terrible wow that's hip-hop itself yeah guys see that overhead relax train holy [ __ ] man there's no you just get thrown Jesus that was a good Dark Souls boss yeah it wasn't train you gotta get out just have sex with me Rosario decoy is a cool name that's a pretty good name oh almost one more time [Laughter] that was hilarious I would never change what just happened smoothness [ __ ] Daria Dawson's like up in that window and she's just seeing that she's just rubbing oh look at that [ __ ] Miss three swings [Music] get aboard that train I don't really get the implication here it looks like I'm drawing a graffiti tagger who's like a gross box man with a knife yeah I think the implication is that he himself is actually a paint can I don't think he is though I think he's a human being well then he's just a toy go ham go team oh wow that wow holy [ __ ] that this joke is a little Antiquated but it's massive evil shade onto veneer he is like he look at the detail like [ __ ] on the brow and the truth yeah God damn all right well then I want to see train hanging out at the funerals of all the murdered police and City well I mean they're sarcophagus tagging I mean coughing putting stickers on the graves [Music] like oh please stay dead stay dead Cruise be your kids now I know that [ __ ] [Music] what oh come on come on what the [ __ ] did you think would happen dude I survived way bigger drops than that he's like a Unabomber what is happening in the cutscene he was spraying backwards into our own faces he is decoy octopus where'd he go is he a ghost buildup is so long nice yeah it's a total it's in Ko and it works even if he sees you but doesn't go away I'm gonna call it more plumber reinforcements a living legend damn let's hear this bad boy sacked in oh [Music] always on the watch Star Wars Attack of the Clones oh this is gonna go great for 2D animations this is 100 Pac-Man games camera control Padme in the [ __ ] robot house actually this as long as it stays like this this wasn't uh uh uh yeah you were saying did anyone expect that to hit me Yes actually I did not yeah yeah go go forward more you go forward he walked straight yeah I pressed I know I know control stick now one more step forward because you're not it's not gonna censor you so what I'm saying is go two steps forward and then turn around okay no I see what you mean now yes I can't that's the ad that's it [Music] like this game uh this is great that's fine perfect please don't tell me what's happening it kind of sort of almost made me dead he gets scared he gets nervous trained he gets a little bit he's on this because he's like damn man this is getting C3PO complicated yeah that's right there you go see that's just really really dumb that they make you not stand in the middle for that part because anyway anyone would get confused that was close but it's okay dead eyes has made it strain dead eyes whatever his last name is you know the part after the budget that leaks you that leads you in and then the and then before the ending where it's all the money comes back yeah oh yeah you remember you remember [Laughter] ah I remember one more subway surfing Subway that is a good job not here uh where else it's not here oh my God this is so dangerous subway subway surface subway surfing Subway move on what trade does it really need to be this big the time even tell what I haven't done don't worry about it you tag me to be the shoes middle of the end you gotta let everybody know Sistine Chapel on this [ __ ] subway surfing so I'm never gonna do this better be the only thing I'm right I'm drawing a narrative way on the side of this [ __ ] thing is that bad what's coming up five times I don't even know if that's a character yeah represent no lights out [ __ ] die this is not the best you're just happy you don't have to do it and I would be happy if you had to do it yeah that's train wrapping I have 12 seconds there's no way I've completed this enough the game's top corner I actually did it holy [ __ ] you did it bruh you surf the subway it's the FMV you're bleeding out of the cut out of the [ __ ] letterboxing they sleep you're bleeding out of the goddamn [ __ ] widescreen it's sick [Music] that character is rough you think it's a little on the nose with the main guy of the police force is called Chief hunt Chief hunt yeah I guess that's like but a stalker yeah it's a movie name it's a screenplay name yeah for sure but he is played by Adam [ __ ] West shut up so yeah [Applause] wow you boys want to battle we can battle don't you know there's bodies on my name I've killed I've made so many orphans [Music] be the first to finish battle mural oh my God don't jump more than five times this is gonna be rough repel battles oh these insane Cadillacs of men [Music] did they do it not yet did it crash top right look at those Jets nothing but a toy five drips bro yeah you dripped up Mission failed he's just like trying really hard too many drips power ax Williams looking at me like why are you silent names can't live up to their way we are sneak onto the pyramid Palm the wall watch out for Vandal Squad whoever okay is that a new Squad it might be like the expansion team there you go I was really scared no why I didn't mean to as trajectory was weird for what reasons the bread reasons of any of us would make these reasons all right this is too many dudes it is it's supposed to Salt around this hey you are and you clearly don't look like Jehovah I don't understand what that was what was that I don't even know that was the most bizarre thing I've seen either either of those were power-ups that just got placed or they were throwing them they're throwing them at you hold on all right got it damn it my violence isn't working for me you know a really smart cool guy [ __ ] you really really a great man in one second why is this happening once said violence is a beautiful thing what is wrong what's the game get in there can we do anything there's that weird purse help increased health because you're like I was brave enough to get that purse a lot of other people knew radio radius would be like nah man yeah [ __ ] that purse and I'm fine with it what is this thing oh it's a homeless I thought these were Dark Souls like characters yeah are you actually gonna parachute because that doesn't sound right the box of bricks I could not walk slower it's literally a box of bricks does it want me to stand on this I don't know what it was about time I get to kick your ass but oh that was a mistake you thought they were homeless but they were the Vandal Squad like I feel like as long as you stick and move you can handle them that was weird it's struggling to talk as I failed it to come back unless I have them I do not cult Butters that's a rapper name Colt Putters that's a strong one even pretty decent one someone can take that it wants me to go up here but I guess I need cold Butters where was cold butter there's cold Butters Butters that's pretty awful actually nah man it's like cult like like a horse yeah like you know the coats are called better yeah yeah no I know then Butters like Butters from South Park yeah butter is it Coke Butters rapper gave it himself after Butters all right so I hope you guys enjoyed Mark Echoes getting up contents under Butters Dio hit it hit that [ __ ] all right so that's happening uh wait wait I figured it out yeah this is where bolt cutters will be Butters yeah yeah now what Now call for the ghost [Music] now you gotta jump back into the middle [Music] second Mirror's Edge there I found bolt cutters bam no keep going they're not here keep going I see glowing there's glowing up top up go up look he tells me to go up he's blowing [ __ ] no I can't they're just lights okay now jump off but not in the direction of death it's surely not yeah uh almost death or an apology chica slate you wanna I mean either way there's no bolt cutter it'll restart me if I die and more importantly there's no cult Butters I bet you that's just death you might as well you might as well embrace it okay and get on the top the parachute spot yeah you see a bunch of blood [ __ ] out of his mouth that was a pretty bloody I got to the area you did but it should let me it should make me start there Butters didn't show up okay let's be very careful about where the [ __ ] cold Butters is oh God it's all the way back here okay so I think it's this climb on these things oh I have to go even higher and I can't go past that oh [ __ ] did these look good yeah yeah yeah that looks good they look good there's an opening why'd it do that why did it almost give me a heart attack oh my the sound of your [ __ ] puckering yeah yours too by prox live on film oh man record that sound microphone picked it up I think that's what it's for [Music] can't believe he followed you up oh no it's blocked off it's blocked off oh it'd be so cool to murder this what about the door that you came in through no I came in from below oh you're right you died so I could spray paint my name I see it I see it oh it's it's there it's super there and then the game doesn't want it to happen it doesn't actually want it to happen you can see how badly the game doesn't want it to happen look at that train wants to murder Marc echo's like no damn it no I'm gonna keep going one more [Music] no no I'm sorry everyone go back to not respecting me all right there's one more God what am I writing training because I did it out of order so I thought I was writing like me come on quit like he just starts writing what is this mysterious word what is these Egyptian hieroglyphics that our young lad box car okay Kurt Cobain all right we got another shot and that's it or is that and like I remember one time the like like he was all over like the Ona radio show that's [ __ ] up train or you can try that but I don't I don't oh my God yeah yeah all right all right the head of the band the squad aka the crazy Bagley she had been watching us the whole time it was a rumble for the ages whoa Jesus oh this [ __ ] is no joke tag team I love the menajah he had been watching us the whole time it was a rumble for the agent Jesus oh this [ __ ] is a joke [Music] oh Jesus are you serious with this well with the two weapons all right beat up this fat lady that's where the video game is damn it it's I didn't know that there was a [ __ ] healing item in that box and I bashed her open and I pressed B to dodge and he [ __ ] used it up through this [ __ ] crazy combo oh Gabe's talking mad [ __ ] like he's focus on him he's got a life bar so this is full on yeah blonde Soul Style oh she's got a [ __ ] super okay I don't think you should go in for more than one combo ever good Dodge that's a cool button move okay great yeah talk yeah yeah this is an awful boss this is a really bad one I mean like it's easy it's a very uh Tony Hawk style joke yeah yeah you know what I mean like I see what you're going for [Music] dodged they just cut though it's so awkward thank God because they still had tons of Health murdered you've killed back fat lady wait whoa oh get it it's a sex reference yeah and she's got a mullet so but I'm sure they're gonna do something you called it man this is basically a world star video [Laughter] it's a cool slide that's neat it is so Tony Hawk you [ __ ] nailed it's 100 sorry it's not Tony Hawk it's BMX triple action sure [Music] that's not bad like Proto trigger hyper combo finish KO Ronda Rousey why are we doing it come on yeah crazy was it Jesus Christ like I give you something there you go they were setting us all up so now Rosario gets to automatically be on our side yeah you see see the plot makes you be my girlfriend look at that I'll show you how to do this where are you running to don't be a [ __ ] man just wait for a slide and run no oh god there you go now shout Jay-Z lyrics There you go ah you're fine let's see see don't go first person okay why does first person happen I don't know understand like oh my God I thought it was clicking the sticks but it's not oh he's like a Lionel he's like sure you want to do this well whatever man whatever we don't need to worry about this guy you know why oh [Music] you see me now no cause he's dead and his family is alone just one more little push almost there don't push yourself take you home take you home son well that's fine too sometimes video games embarrassing don't want YouTube I will no it's going to let me take the express oh [Music] that was great all right at least that and put him unconscious before he's flattened yeah no so that point so that that micro second of pain becomes a micro second of slightly less pain train sends his wife a message saying don't worry when I threw him he was unconscious and made me fall so that when his body splatted into a million tiny pieces he knew it that suckers never learned appreciate the Conan noise saw a clip of like Conan where he's interviewing the guy that played Pennywise and the it yep and he's like so were you born with the most awful evil smile ever is it something you work towards and then the guy starts doing it and Conan just starts freaking out like don't do it stop I asked you a question you don't have to do it yeah and he's talking about how like he's screaming and spitting in the face of one of the child actors and the kids like got snot coming out of his nose yeah and freaking out and the actor was like oh my God I'm I'm literally ruining this child's life yeah because my acting is so cool and good and he's like that must feel awesome they they say cut and he grabs a kid he's like are you okay I'm so sorry and the kid's like I love it I love what you're doing with the character and he's like oh thank God these are professionals um the poll is going to block you no it ain't no it ain't oh he saw that murder I'm just dropping from the sky it's raining cck vandals Hallelujah there he goes there he goes yeah and then the guy and then the helicopter bullets come back just shoot your own men look at that [Laughter] I hope they don't throw their [ __ ] paint cans in my ass like they're doing are you out of your mind of course they're gonna throw their paint cans at your ass that one went really that's crazy who throws that far what the [ __ ] if there's only three of them okay wow they're still going that's insane that's [ __ ] of the highest order wow that was an adventure that part you hear steak yeah who is he that's the Rizza really yeah yeah okay he was in the using the credits so always got to get a piece of everything is there a thing happening with black people yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah is basically like becoming um The Nine Inch Nails yeah and then he's like yeah I'm gonna score movies or like there'll be a time where Rizza is like is there anything going on with black people right now in terms of like a movie Project yeah yeah yeah go go not right now and he goes then I'll make one two [ __ ] man with the iron fist one one of my highest recommended six out of tens ever he got that Russell Crowe did you ever see the sequel no there was a sequel without Rizza I think of course not Chris is like oh man I'm not being in there but it's your thing young brother I don't know for sure I feel like I should go in there but this is climbable no I guess not right now at least Lucy Lou one of the baddest [ __ ] in the world oh [ __ ] [Music] God because it's like that time that she played that character in that movie you know the one [Music] Ally McBeal all right I guess not here it's a clock on half Japanese [Music] I should make some sort of Ode to this character Calista flockar that'd be great I'm all I'm afraid oh man Agent 47 [Music] that's what Agent 47 did I pressed B because I thought it was to swipe because that's to grab no judgment Zone voice director is like all right make your best nutting noise ah suckers never learn they're like that that was really good how'd you I say that normally got it what did I take a picture of don't worry about it the city of the bay the entire City's a tagging wall The Frisco base [Music] if life is a DJ God is a dance floor that's correct right that means we're the music yeah thank you all right let's see if we can actually do this death always us all right all you can do Smile Back one day train will come for you God forbid you're standing in a place he wants to tag I'm gonna kill one of these guys someone who needs to come back to the door he can't see you if you're by the door though so you can just hang out right there oh so close uh oh a little bit further you'll never get before this to the right says the bodies have been falling off the top of this night we don't quite know kick the neon letters to get your name yeah that's cool wait wait yeah ah you're not you're not even on the edge though yeah yeah come on about the same animation Center yourself Center yourself everyone will see it and finally Karen White will be our girlfriend well I mean ride or die baby that's not your ride or die sure how [ __ ] strong are trains fists punches them well you would think he'd use a paint can that's good for the take a ride on top of tram Net Car one bang get back up I guess don't push me because I'm close to the edge there you go there you want it you now get ready to bomb Oh my God you haven't bombed enough dude okay I I understand your frustration oh dangerous I understand that you're worried and you're worried about what grandma thinks yeah you see people showing us pictures of like yeah people actually do it yes but you need to know that train only gets off oh you're getting shot train only gets off by spraying in dangerous situations yeah if you are living a life where the only way for you to get your jollies was putting your life in danger while you sprayed you doing this so if he's with the Rosario Dawson character and she's like she's like [ __ ] ready to go train he'd be like nah man gotta get to the Empire State Building basically you can shoot that one because he doesn't have a gun yeah so is it this car more uh how am I supposed to get there yeah not threatening music for what people don't be afraid you're okay now perfect right did a missile just fall down nice oh Jesus all right ready I could do this all day I can do this all day running circles up here you're good you're good oh don't care how many civilians I kill to make sure that that hoodlum doesn't face public property crime freeze Crime Free city of dead people is also Crime Free you know the craziest part about trains graffiti is how it cuts off abruptly at the edges almost as if now it's almost as if they ran out of space on some sort of Limited Format in a video game the textures just stop man right as if there was like a size limit but it's amazing because what I think is it's an Abrupt end like he's saying the abrupt end of life comes for all of us damn profound [ __ ] and I mean now I'm saying no I'm saying buddy we're [ __ ] doing nothing oh now we get the helicopter fight Karen White Off Brittany Murphy were you shooting at me uh here's the footage where they cut it to be like I love crimes his face with the numbers under it yo Mr train please don't take your tiger out on me no no I can't wait to Crime your family I want to have sex with you white woman I am stealing all your women he should lean out of it totally and it can't catch yeah it'd be pretty amazing if the TV actually had these subtitles that had his name on it Detroit baby yeah it'll be you censor our names but not our crew though don't know engage what the [ __ ] was that train Jesus how can I get my my name in the city life the problem is that the plot is completely lost at this point because you're now friends with your enemies and now you're just [ __ ] around all my friends are my enemies and you're just [ __ ] around and hanging out and you're just like oh put her name up on that I I honestly say while this game school is fun it's like the plot is just in the back there's no like like every one of these like sort of forgettable middle of the odds like games there's no Center oh dude fmd there's a beginning and an ending damn Papa train look cool though yeah in the shop did you see that I saw it I saw it it's not good so you don't like it no trying to get out the Allure shaft is him screaming at people and hitting him in the face let him know not [ __ ] doxing them and throwing throwing uh uh badges that stick into the wall like a ninja star overdoing it imagine if it was them instead of me that found you in your toy ass Nursery School are you like on a drug you're still beat up like he's it's kind of cool he's taking him through all the scenarios yeah but how does decoy have these Powers he's actually decoy octopus check it out maybe I will you want to get up decoy found a stone mask yeah well now you're famous foreign [Music] picked him up brought him up hustling those Rings you see yeah baby we famous I counted we were up like six times yo what's really good oh my God boys make your face move don't [ __ ] zoom in on that guy's face yeah just leave me alone what he's been doing is calling the cops he's been whispering will that mysterious look that robotic look that those camera lingers you know what's the worst part about our cool new futuristic Lifestyles you mean yours and mine yeah literally all of us yeah what the worst part is how you can no longer grab your friend and throw him in a pool oh you cannot do that that those days are over and [ __ ] done Once Upon a Time cousins and friends and family we all used to be like one two hey what's good um I [ __ ] scream at you right we'd all be laughing and having a good time you need to be ready nowadays but now it's like you throw them in the pool and like their switch is broken yeah yeah yeah you never know what they got in their pockets they might have their passport it doesn't work anymore a passport will dry out but yeah but you don't want it to get wet I don't get it what wow [Music] I am upset look man down we go [ __ ] face it's all about train Faith Evans or do you just mean like Faith because Faith Evans is a Charming Charming woman Faith Evans I mean why are we okay Greg what okay so the quote hit him up so I [ __ ] your [ __ ] you fat [ __ ] first off [ __ ] your [ __ ] and I clicked in the click you claim those lines [ __ ] imply yeah that's rough that are our friends yes our brother in Christ Tupac Shakur had sexual relations with one Faith Evans see your two block had sex with no one he's pure never you understand because that at the time hip-hop history lets us know that the beef between no biggie and Park culminated in their deaths however I can't listen to you you know they say Jay-Z never wrote down a thing in his life that's that's [ __ ] [Music] a day you have a blueprint that means there's documentation no no please dude everybody any rapper will always have their moment of saying back to the lab with the pen in the pad right and they always talk about how they gotta write their [ __ ] but um so he everyone always says that but one of Jay-Z's claim to fame Mr Sean Carter says is that he never writes he does it all off the dome but not off the Dome doesn't necessarily in this context mean that he improvises it it means that he writes it in his brain and memorizes it right like Chino XL yeah you're okay because Chino XL will be like insane like I I don't actually write at all I memorized in my in my memory power there you go exactly he's like ashma yeah he has uh the books in his head basically it's Sunday [ __ ] or something yeah yeah because you know a lot of freestylers like to pretend that they they're coming up with it on the fly but that's just a lie that's not true and we all know it's not true especially when they're so like you're you're gonna spend a bit of time on a bus with a little scrunched up piece of paper writing wraps yeah yeah you can do that oh look at that section I can't wait to do trying to get up you're almost up I'm almost there actually maybe I could just take the damage I mean it seems like the spotlight is doing his job of not letting you go away everybody I think it's super fine the mild inconvenience of bullets get in there yeah massively completed oh my God you're gonna spread it inside that's crazy that's crazy no one's ever attacked in their lunchroom inside of a police station that's like that's next level yeah hey you wanna need some help I'm about to die why was it okay Rizzo was in both def jams or zero uh zero why wouldn't he be in zero because it's not on the Def Jam label bit Method Man was uh independently yes yeah no that's what I'm thinking of why DMX was not in a fight for New York is beyond me since he was in Vendetta yeah I think they just couldn't work out the deal well I bet he wish he took it now your train you got some HP Help UPS [Music] the Risen needs friends badly the credit stands though ah [ __ ] it this is cool because it's a skull it's an apocalypse Skully and there seems to be a poison gas cloud behind it well with the skulls it looks great oh that looks terrible I didn't even want a dollar bill didn't even want to sell on my album come on man I'm not that tough right so you guys gonna okay [Music] Becky really use a potion right now healing your mercy I'll add you boy yeah I've leveled up I got my alt My ultimate is ready Killer Bees this is painting someone else yo here's your armor I'm over here it's about to get even hotter I'm going after them choppers on the roof you got a Death Wish man yeah you need to stop playing come on go out that way and don't look back no but I can't quit you train okay hey yo man let's get on the point what you stalling for yo man look at this team we can do this [Music] let's get on the point I'd like to think that ghost dog [ __ ] filming on principal film photography on ghost dog get wrapped up and then lariza just walked on set and refused to not stand in front of a camera okay so you know and then Forest Whitaker was like God [ __ ] damn it we're not gonna get this move yet if we don't get the Risen at least one shot blade Trinity uh Wesley Snipes just refused to open up his eyes uh why he hated the movie so much and was like yo [ __ ] this movie so they filmed it with his eyes closed so if you look at videos where it says the top 10 most expensive needless CG they had to CG his eyes over his closed eyes oh was he wearing Shades no why because he refused he ate at the movie but he said I'm gonna bomb the movie by not opening up my eyes but he was getting paid yeah he sure was and then he wasn't paying the government with that money you didn't want to open up his eyes I don't understand fake eyes this over his eyes this story makes no sense as some guy told me no forced him to see Patton Oswald has revealed that all wasn't well on the set of Blade Trinity oh really he wouldn't come out of his trailer and he'd smoke weed all day then I remember one day on set they let everyone pick up their clothes and there's one this one black actor who was also kind of a club kid and he wore a shirt that said garbage on it the big stylish letters it was his shirt and Wesley came down on the set which he only did for close-ups everything else was done by the standing I only did one scene with him but he comes on and goes there's only one other black guy in the movie you make him wear a shirt that says garbage you racist [ __ ] and then he tried to strangle the director David goyer who's who's famous for writing Man of Steel Oswald recalls that Snipes would stay in character throughout the whole shoot and when Oswald introduced himself snipe simply said I'm blade furthermore a lot of bad ass a lot of lines that Ryan Reynolds has were just a result of Wesley not being there Val came to a head and Wesley Snipe sat down with David and said according to Oswald I think you need to quit you're detrimental to this movie and apparently goyer's response was why don't you quit we've all got your close-ups and we could do the rest of the shoot with your standard that freaked Wesley out so much but for the rest of production he would not communicate with he would only communicate with the director through Post-it notes and he would sign each Post-It note from blade okay what about cgis yeah that's all it says there but I can I can infer that that that sounds like it happened in the midst of their spat but it doesn't say anything about eyes yeah criticized for a shot in Blade three so CGI was used to open them in post security guards are in the hall and Orange Guard is gonna answer the alarm take them out they're not that strong I think you did that you did that and files after the battle Mark they hit the BG mark on the wall okay whatever he's just including all the bonuses so this is getting it's like it's mixed in there I'm getting angry at you why I'm helping one of the card rooms and a six-pack and an iPod it's fine it's fine now to get into the lobby this is where I need to go it's fine okay thank you for at least it's poor it's really deader it's just it's not like the guy real it's not that it's poorly written it's just that it's like it's not written for someone who wants to be lie in the objectives yeah yeah it's written for someone who wants to do everything never be as bad as on the Chrome welcome in [Music] oh my God are they just in the wall I hope not because that's a problem because they got high because they got huh where are oh my God okay so crap it's crap scraps I can't oh if I can't I can't [Music] okay there I can that's hide spot this man okay we've already tagged every possible anti-authority spot Blake you've done it you've left your [ __ ] Mark and we've all had that oh wow holy [ __ ] yeah you showed the man woman yeah yeah thank God the only thing is that I'm not sure if you saw it but I believe it's what we have to do next is that when I had that trippy cut scene where we thought we were all busted and high it showed a gigantic air balloon like a Hindenburg style thing I think I think a zeppelin I think it's the final tag because I'm just like you've already done the [ __ ] police station the eyelids of the judge the ball sack of the mirror what the [ __ ] else is there to tag I'm getting angry just ate a big sandwich that was not a sandwich what was it I didn't see it it was a [ __ ] skewer I wasn't watching you do so why'd you even why can't I assume it's a sandwich because I'm not eating bread that's fine I didn't know honey did that open does that beep beep beep oh I thought that was gonna open up he's like I'm not at the top you're the center right I should have weared that chinchilla coat father son wait Dexter Crowley Gabe's my father no what oh how is he Father's son it said father son connecting to Dexter Crowley and train I didn't see the Dexter collie part yeah that's a [ __ ] old-school name yeah Dexter like a porterhouse Carter if your name is Dexter Crowley or porterhouse Carter you are destined to be a magical old negro you have no choice decoy was right the 906 [ __ ] he's got something on my son whoa I'm headed behind he swung that office chair like it was a baseball bat his murder boner is is high as far as I'm good guys trains trains murder boner cannot be quelled with simple Earth murders he needs to get up above the city skies and drop people from it you you stand with a murder boner for a second I thought you were saying like motorboater motorboater man you got a motorboat that's how you get up and then and then uh he left and then you found out your dad's name was porterhouse Carter and then uh your dad's name was murder boner I told him did it and that's how you get up crap you just to make it for that moment no one could see that's the end of the level you put your life on the line just to have that moment of oh you kids why even have that as a separate level why wasn't that connected with what we just did before ow who cares we got lots of rap you told him you lousy rat and then he leaves we have they have tons of guns why they just shoot us it's like the the bear is gonna go to sleep and wake up with tags on the inside of his eyelids I can say on the inside of his coffin oh you like shaving his wife's pubes into an sfc supposed to go to the game tonight but anyway people are outside with their pet with their Sharpies in hand waiting for the building to crumble so that they can tag because there's nothing better than tagging in an abandoned building that's on fire and a burnt down one exactly you can get some sick ass tags if you get in there while it's on fire bro the suffering makes the art higher guess what it was oh [Laughter] and your dudes get [ __ ] murked I don't know what to do this we try to save him what were you doing he's like oh I gotta jump over what's gonna do I couldn't tell if it was my dude or not that's fine he looks so confused Stay Stay Free Bumble crew because that was an epic bumbling and then you jumped over him like a Jordan dunk laughs I don't know what's up poor guy is in a burning Billy with you and he's even about to get [ __ ] like wrecked by some gabry and you just run over him big Michael Jordan jump you run up you run up to him like you're gonna save him and then you just [ __ ] Jumpman 23 hit it's like your Mario jumps off Yoshi yeah yeah yeah yeah and uh that just gives him flips on the bird and like like as he's falling like your nuts off of his forehead and then you got your tongue sticking out like Jordan's not like oh bad that is the laziest [ __ ] what are you talking about Talib has done yet I don't even think it's him at that point because they're like look we need you to act like but I know that you're a big hip-hop guy but you need to act like you're on fire for voice acting purposes act like you're having fun with it have fun with the roll who we don't do that yo I want to go now he's like laughing while he's doing it and that's the best take they got yeah yeah I was out the window like a cool guy did you see how cool I was no pretty cool wow these levels are now flying you gotta wrap it up wrap that [ __ ] up we gotta go get a nerve I know yeah you knew he wouldn't beat me haha getting hot for you [Music] like they have to stand up first wow that's some [ __ ] that's some [ __ ] some [ __ ] you're not even wrong yeah yeah yeah oh you got like Broken Oh Why [Music] why oh awesome drain your own people are turning on you [ __ ] how do you think we found this place it's terrible it just sounds like nice Adam West trying to be angry it really does oh here we go I want to hear his lines critiquing your work dude my board my board had uh fire on it for a second there's dramatic music is supposed to be playing right now are you sure geriatric no but a geriatric [ __ ] I feel like I'm pretty sure it should it should be like coming down the mountain because like this is like one of those Assassin's Creed 2 moments where like this is when you fight crow like Snoop Dogg at the end of but then but then the theme starts playing there yeah yeah yeah super hype nothing's going on right now yeah yeah and they're not moving I think it's bugged the [ __ ] out that's good I like that it wasn't even done but sure oh geez gotta get up what shot is that shoot him shoot the [ __ ] we've been trying but that was a plot bullet we've actually pumped thousands of rounds into train what why now you're just trying to murder him oh don't let go this is the life that matters he's soured letters here where's his child where's his hiding child trade trade as a teacher's child to get up so clear your name by uh broadcasting a large billboard message to say I didn't do it save his ass okay but if I did do it I would have done it like this and everyone was me and everyone I did it and everyone's gonna be like train we can't read that why are you making the big tickety jackety letters that's the letters that the graffiti artists understand that we regular common folks we die our eyes don't work so jiggity jaggedy your first message of your innocence was this obscure thing all drips though like that'd be even better if it's like he had a really clear message and it was like oh [ __ ] I think he didn't do it wait are those drips yeah man I can't respect that message [ __ ] that he's a murderer maybe really great and lock him up if if train just wrote two bad neighbors and they'd be like who are bad neighbors me and my wife and then James like no man it's the police chief and look I thought it was self-explanatory I guess I'll just take it down I didn't do it I didn't kill that man I've never would kill anyone in the world that's not trained that's not stay free crew I've been framed for the murder of of of guards security guards I would never murder anyone to a rating like parade of bodies Express oh death Oh I thought he's gonna make himself into like a big Terminator face no it's just remember 906 don't forget oh my God oh my God I remember where the [ __ ] is the music this is really weird yeah for a game that Pride itself on a soundtrack it sure has ever since the boss fight I haven't heard much except for the main menu rjd2 just like I ran out of beats There's No I gave you every beat I got you spent them all you spent every beat can we use them again no in the meanwhile I'll practice your flamethrower oh Jesus that's what happened when I pressed our team B I don't even know how to get back Escape are you serious huh return to game there you go is it gonna stop and then he jumped I think you're just gonna get on it normally like a human being for once no it said get to the top of it because that's where Gabe went fine stay low yeah it's gonna be another tagging battle on the train but then a real battle I was about to find out I'm fine with him it's a bit more than a disc trade yeah why is he disapp why is he throwing shade on me like if I swing a [ __ ] glass and nail like laced bat at your head yo what's with that did okay we're gonna have to make our way to him what I'll do that to Heaven's spot that's a Heaven's spot if I ever seen one he got all the way underneath that and climbed up here and that was the third rail I guess don't know what that was I guess I was too close to I'll tell you what that was fine it was fine I'm [ __ ] okay I was fine I'm gonna be okay say it oh yeah okay there you go cause that's what the hood is oh man oh [ __ ] I forgot you forgot that's what the hood is made of I don't zoom in on his face he was cruel man beat him down and toss them near the edge that's what that's it no cause then you threatened him like when he's on the edge you know no yeah but I'm just waiting for the explanation like you'll get it when we're what he's dying okay before you before you kill him [Music] yeah you got it I try to avoid yeah you should have read you should have ran out of the corner in Thailand or they shouldn't have made that the same time that's true too but they'll use cried over no no use the milk has never been more spilled you know and they say spilled milk is God's graffiti a wayward facial blast is God's graffiti [Laughter] wow wow wow all right yeah I'm real out of line what you looking for a brick [ __ ] that brick you didn't want it anyway now when it says the edge you think that no no no no no no behind him right like yes that opening okay I was like what is he doing is he drinking Estes like what are we doing over here so stupid looking what do you mean do the throwing mechanic get him over there yeah all right now here goes this is pretty cool yeah [Music] he did help me help y'all I wish there was some sharks down there what the hell is this now this girl I think we saw in the opening what I wish the music would be lower so we could hear [Music] what what the [ __ ] dangle him again more angles space two [ __ ] so he says sorry you let him up and then we just keep going at it time for more dangles Gabe wouldn't he like immediately back down okay [ __ ] it I'm sorry let me up decoy just let me out babe [Music] [ __ ] give it up already they coming for you man get out clean while you can you're gonna regret this I'm telling you so he doesn't die sir Gabe just yeah it's probably his daughter it's done yes sir who the [ __ ] is that it's late game protagoni I mean Anna Ray like his dad looks like shaft dude is he unlocking it he's a [ __ ] Kojima villain I'm telling you told you that's decoy octopus Ultra Super Saiyan [Music] nobody else dies like that everyone literally agrees power levels make everything better Christ do you know you're wanted where the heck are you guys she's so excited to be talking to somebody that killed somebody new radius Bridge one hour bring it he's gonna tag her and put her on TV nice he's gonna do like body paint on her like if I called up uh uh mitsumi Takahashi yeah you won of Montreal local news yes yes you have 12. and I was wanted for murder would you be like sure dude I'd call you up I'm like this is so awesome yo you gonna hit that uh nah she's like 70. you gonna hit that and she's a respected broadcaster nothing you're saying changes it something new that's so vague like people are driving by like sun new what what some new here's a million dollars sung knew that he would he would win the election I agree I voted for him that's great I love sung new I love making them yell out the most like impossible statements that no one would say it's and it's not like it's a fantasy thing oh [ __ ] like in the blob where it's like weird monsters and like yeah cool things like love is a criminal offense [Music] wow the game did not want that to happen yeah but I have a [ __ ] brute force it every time Heaven's spot song knew about Big guilty also everyone from here on out driving is gonna get lost people that needed that sign will not know how to get there k106 woolly here no it's it's you're listening to The Quiet Storm yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah can I get up getting up is more than just a physical thing it's a state of mind it's a state of [Music] I really want to get up though once you get up one can say they've truly arrived Phoebe is about expressing ones innermost desires what are some of your most inner desires right right Colin Colin right now we're on the lines we got one from from Matt in Montreal Matt you're on the line what what what do you have to say about your most inner inner graffiti expressive desires one time I really felt like I was fully expressing myself when I went on the side of the biggest building in my city right and I just wrote the sheen high are you ready and no one ever saw it and it meant nothing I heard about that I think they took it down the neck like it took it down the next hour I'll leave I believe like the second you finished it it was already gone I cried all night no one ever found out if machine high was ready oh he's cool No Escape [ __ ] who that guy or that [ __ ] [ __ ] hey everyone in this area this is a good method this will work I can see this panning out hold it right there I've gone out of situations like this not many I will say that but I have gone out of one or two or two scraps grab the ledge again don't don't know yeah because you kind of had to grab it from the back a little bit sort of you know and just sails through in the grab sometimes but sometimes you can grab him when he was hurt it seemed a little bit like you know a little bit [ __ ] this section there he just killed himself oh you know just like [ __ ] everything how about maybe maybe yeah maybe you can't Sprint it maybe you have to do it quietly I held I held the button down so that he stands closer to the ledge there you go perfect yeah yeah it's amazing as intended what okay it is right there yeah that's just a [Music] disco nice so on that if you can see I'm not yeah yeah I know the camera's just [ __ ] up like that great all right you slide down this I guess yeah just figure out what the pathway is and then and then at least we'll have that wait a train no is there anything behind you that was pretty good wow that's pretty good yeah you found it yeah that is really obscure and hard to notice especially when you're standing on top of the bridge and it doesn't actually it doesn't show like if let's take over here you just don't see the ghost at all I just don't see the ghost of hip-hop he's the ghost of hip-hop says no over here is where you need to go young train inky pinky punky Daddy bought a donkey donkey died daddy cried thank you picky funky up or down do you think who cares there's a guy is it just can you jump over the ledge before he comes around this side that look like oh no oh Jesus jump jump like oh let me let me walk back why are you playing the mine I was just about to say oh bloody boobs he's doing the mime right in the middle my bad my bad stop apologizing and stop miming I need this guy to come see me and knock me out of it it does nothing no nothing else huh no no not nope [ __ ] [ __ ] that's as far as I can walk back and none of the jumping is yeah because you can jump in this stage yeah no stickers wait wait hold on stickers my whistle remember yeah yeah yeah you can whistle but it won't let me there you go [Music] Jesus please sir whistle over here yes yes yes okay he's coming he's coming he's coming he's coming and if he if he doesn't have a gun that's even better he's gonna have a big gun okay but but he's though he's coming he's coming no he needs more encouragement no no let him find you take you out [Music] [ __ ] perfect [Music] you got it [Music] yes dude I can't believe pastors I can't believe it qaq gotta tell you've gotta let the bad guy kick your ass that's what we do and if you wanted to know how we got into this game if you don't know now you know it's about that life son you have questions I have the answers no way it's bringing me up to more more of this [ __ ] pour this banana Buffalo [ __ ] no no no you got him I mean as long as you don't fall yeah I got figs I got pigs all right [Music] hey you I'm stupid [Music] to give you what you need Defenders we haven't watched it yet probably won't but Ridley's in it so you know it's probably okay I don't know though Iron Fist is in it Ripley um so a little disappointed punishment was not a Neo Comic Con but I understand it's fine I still have another E yeah yep still free all the bodies everyone that died that guy who got crushed that Miracle died that random Subway worker we're all still that fat girl for the tasers that fat guy that was just like hanging out in the in the meat packing dishes there you go there's more exclamation marks that punctuation I'm gonna [ __ ] die [ __ ] you you don't know about punctuation that shit's important run run run run run run can you get higher up [ __ ] with me why won't it [ __ ] my ass God damn it oh no it's so stupid oh no please drop please please don't do [ __ ] soccer today because why won't it work ah it's just a little bit less a little left I'm gonna get [ __ ] murdered get laughed [ __ ] I had to catch it quick while it were fueled but the show would be over what like he could what was that I don't know oh let's fight some guards what the [ __ ] what just happened shut up like you could have dropped a [ __ ] atomic bomb of paint on the city in Orange where and have everyone huffing it and you would it would not matter you still need to tag the blimp tag the sky like what's the plan I'm I'm on the blimp now crash the blimp no there's caught epic copy machine tag the blimp and crash it sabotage nope let go let go I'm trying it won't let me shouldn't have jumped up there yeah I know I I didn't I didn't think it would hit me but yeah it Mega hit me where's that gonna put me awesome now you know GI Joe knowing's half the battle um time for a little aggressive restart like there's no salvaging that I don't know what like yeah but I have resolved things before so I'm just trying I'm just trying I've salvaged many things in my life this channel being one of them it's late sure is this late okay no [ __ ] this we're over for today ghost what do you want from us will you make new tech this has to be a a problem with the steam version the texture is popping in like that yeah it's not there's been multiple display issues there's a console just change Shanks a sticker tape message [Music] all right there you go the ultimate the hacker the ultimate get up decoy rip never forget it pull one out for one out small no one will ever notice it it's fine I'm sure once you get in there I'm sure the level will just cut scene or whatever oh he didn't he didn't start getting in there get in there you [ __ ] okay all right crawl crawl crawl crawl crawl what the hell that scared me I thought there were tons of children that was very terrifying is my masterpiece will it will it be trained cars oh yeah let's do it again guilty children you children are the guiltiest now I wonder if this is actually stock these are stock photos because I don't think Dev children that we paste the truth across the bottom of the banner are that photogenic slash professional yeah put those masks on the children I don't know if this is okay nah dude these children are [ __ ] they're you're allowed to kill them too if they fall for Sun's lies they're all they're all they're all guilty for killing decoy or whatever that's it no 100 kill those children no that's what sector was trying to teach us don't you know I think I heard a shot I think I heard a shot it was the children why does it have to be why can't we just do regular why can't annoying go to [ __ ] Kinkos and print this out on sticker paper so that he just sticks it and doesn't have to think about [ __ ] weak Pace I guess it's because it's not that's not Street going to Bureau on grow really a little bit of [ __ ] I know sick a little bit of super glue wouldn't do the job and [ __ ] do it this way while men have guns trained on us this is okay weird texture [ __ ] yeah yeah I guess you're right what so the music thought I would be done by now because you would be no it would complete if it was done it would complete if it was this better not be a [ __ ] no no no no no no way come on yeah yeah the pixel there you go we're both having a little heart attack no it's fine I would assume I would job is done wheat has been pasted he does not see me it's gonna suck to be here nice [ __ ] you see sometimes you can rush it in this game thank [ __ ] Lord wheat has been pasted I was so scared dude that I was just like nope nah see the light okay blimp roof blimp roof that's that's the last one that's there there can't be anything light off of the blimp right in dramatic fashion because it can't be another graffiti battle and no this is this is just your unfinished business with Sam with jet stream Sam I would have to assume wow is that real chasing you I guess it's like you couldn't be a vote you couldn't avoid getting scenes oh Shanna Ray yeah the villain introduced last cutscene forgot about that dangerous Asian chick Reaper Reaper that's what people call me so I am I'm gonna this is a real colossal weapon pull out your weapon uh your squeegee nope that's I I am that's awesome that's the button we were looking for I could not accessed my weapon wheel no flamethrowers I cannot access my weapon wheel all right well time to do the old Shuffle I can't believe it's like all this build up for this character that [ __ ] shows up at the last second for like one of the weird girls from Mortal Kombat Conquest slash one of the old town girls from Sin City oh yeah that's more accurate Jesus Christ all right here we go character guest designed by the reasons I was about to say oh get her to school oh this is so dangerous yo okay and now this one tough guy this is the old Shadow Rays Korean name all right yay no guns the gun didn't land on anyone's head below all right sorry Wesker yeah yeah he's like cut to like that gun falling off the blimp and then just a bunch of kids playing in the sand yeah and then a [ __ ] machine gun just drops out of the sky yeah show me good time yep love you long Echo signed off on that line all right let's find out what we can about Miss Shanna Ray shall we besides her being Sons honey what oh you don't kill her Destiny does are you serious and that's 30 dead people right there because I uh beat down Sean Ray to throw her through the broken railing where is it exactly that's right there sticking out where the where the thing fell right here yeah okay oh my God she does not want to get thrown right now though oh my God is this gonna be the coldest flooded Cold Blood murder oh [ __ ] frankensteiners I guess they're like we can't have train just like punching a politician like as the final boss well you just did that to a cop but now you're just gonna take out Asian ninja chick this is not good what I threw her hair oh she threw you whatever to cut scene oh cool this is where the start of the game was yes please let there be a [ __ ] I remember because we thought she was Rosario Dawson at first yeah we did because she might as well have been from Old Town is this gonna be all Cuts God I forgot that they did shangster oh that way way different [Music] stop talking like that sounds stupid come on [ __ ] me yeah she still loves more life oh there you go yeah [Applause] no way what just happened she she [ __ ] it up and I fell she did a [ __ ] fail long on you but I fell okay don't worry about it yeah why am I complaining Miss I just want to get up to get my name up right graffiti break graffiti yeah that's what it's always been about I had a parachute the whole time no no he didn't he [ __ ] had zero he had nothing what is happening Happy New Year everyone well this Bruce Wayne Asian Bruce Wayne I guess dude it's everything is unclear it was New Year's Day it was New Year's Day I don't remember that I mean we haven't been what is I don't know about you but this directing is awesome yeah I know it's really great it's the clearest foreign [Music] it's so like it doesn't actually do anything he needs hard evidence he needs papers pretty much not just graffiti and propaganda [ __ ] because there's graffiti out there that says wacky ass dumb [ __ ] yeah and it doesn't really mean anything now it doesn't like you can't just put your message about a politician killing people right next to a mural of count chocolate hey man there's a who's this now is that Rosario I think it's rosario.com what a worthless role but now that her life not that your life is like forfeit because the cops are trying to kill you you can't say anything Shadow oh never forget never forget what never forget [Applause] black white micro yeah white might if I go up to City Hall dude what is happening and they're up and they unveil a giant piece where I wrote 7-Eleven was an inside job what does that do for anybody explosion okay there's an explosion of controversy apparently in the mayor announcing his resignation immediately how because the pressure what actually happened people ask too many questions the incumbent mayor it was heavily favored to win over this return people ask too many questions about 906 . perfect that was [ __ ] nonsense what are you talking about I have no questions 7-Eleven was an inside job 7-Eleven was a 24-7 Inside Job wow just not even credits what what do you want ask me what do you want to know I got everything who was sung sung was [Music] foreign

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Published: Sat Jul 22 2023