TBFP Prison Break - The Definitive Compilation

[Music] yeah you can't even afford to make that screen move suit fly can't deep silver forgot i [ __ ] forgot that's such a terrible logo the deep silver logo finally the lp that you've been holding back you can all stop hassling me and stop hassling me on my social media we're finally playing it i'm gonna jump what are my arms versus mode no shut up god shut up so we're playing prison break because i think it had one of the moments where we laughed the hardest and we we talked about it for weeks if anyone saw that original video that we did for machinima it was probably the goofiest thing i've ever seen in a game letter will catch you oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i love prison it's so lacking why would you want to break out but now it's kid butters in a mix oh no someone put a bomb in me so there you go there's chris redfield and there's dracula where's the company pulling the strings company business we worked hard to put boroughs in the corner this is the worst irish accent ever it's not quite irish it's not quite english it's pikachu not much i wish it was like imagine the guy just started talking [ __ ] and the guy's like what what you said like [ __ ] pockets where's your focus no other focus prison screen i love how it's not continue it's back yeah like it assumed i came into this screen on my own game oh it's the yard i'm on my third strike so i can't get sent here again i'm sorry yeah whoa just like how liam's got that that uh cuba was rough then yeah he was a little rough little rough just like how uh means under house arrest still yeah i'm on my third strike yeah it's amazing wooly never got any strikes for those pies i guess they're just pies no it's the vice president's brother's wife's pie i can roll from cover to cover i have a big problem with this you know it's part of microsoft's like compliance like you gotta have tip string loading screens i have a problem with those tips that spoil huge gameplay elements hey i didn't because right now if you didn't know you had no idea what type of game this is ladies i love this i love how [ __ ] this is where you can punch him oh it's true [Laughter] so see that's the thing that we can do these funny fail states because it starts you right off there i want to see if i have a different punch sometimes it doesn't work though i don't care it bothers me that how obvious that's just uncle ruckus from boondocks yeah i know we mentioned that before you know that that this person really i don't exist the guys are right there the guys across from him could just see him talking to himself it's one thing if he had his back turned to the schedule but no or was in his bed or something remember kids don't i really feel that some guy made that no smoking sign insist that he plays everywhere we don't want any smoking in our pr what the [ __ ] was this start a fight started donny brooke what's up guys what's up you seem to have a nice conversation even though you're not talking i hit you all right with the normal move controls can we play this with connect oh block oh my god oh this is going to be rough is it block of the right yeah oh oh no yo oh he kicked my ass that other guy is a guillotine boy are you hyped man look at me go got that crime time mania all up in your brainy huh take that all right oh oh i'm bad at the video game oh no what is the health situation i don't know it seems to be a a punch meter that feels oh no it's it's just tiny um what do you call it regenerating health what the [ __ ] am i supposed to do against this let's punch him oh you're right you have a dodge you're totally right good i'm gonna kick oh no now i'm down back when i was a boxer you used to call me kid pack then later was kid presentable he comboed me oh he won that encounter he got the xp there was no downside to that okay what about you fat old guy no he's too tough he's just wow he's stuck he's this ghost as well there's no time for this okay so apparently i can only fight i'm not sure what's up with that uh but yeah like people were like how do you stop them from getting drugs and the weapons why don't you watch them stop them from getting drugs and weapons just to sew up their buttholes well then get to sewing you're on so duty all right we're going out into this that means you gotta unknow zippers yeah zippers zippers with locks locks yeah they're like chastity belts for your butthole this is horrible isn't it this is really horrible i'm really it probably will be yeah we're in play time now oh yeah the framerate just [ __ ] his pants but it should i bet the frame rate which is it had a blood zipper this frame rate's locked locked at butt zipping just do the crouching and follow his butt okay hold on i gotta get it oh he's too fast though too fast hold on what's up get in there i'm in here like i know this is breaking k favorite video game logic but i really wish someone make a game that would take into account this behavior and have the characters go oh excuse me sir the last of us does that what does it do uh ella when you start doing weird [ __ ] like this long enough uh ellie goes like why are you being such a weirdo you know what you want is for the guy to be liking you please get your face out of my butt like i know it smells good that's what you're looking for can you get your head out of my zipper no do some mom look at me i'm so hot crazy girls are watching why would that room exist to put the meds in like look at this maybe it's for when they put the prisoners in there to have a cage fight yeah that's pretty cool actually yeah right yeah i would drop why why wouldn't i just drop down because then the janitors wouldn't be impressed i should just lift this up as high as i can and then just drop it on my chest do it that's what i want to do so i'm going to lift this up that's that guy's your spotter who oh no come on punch oh [Applause] [Music] down it's frolicking so you notice that when you get close to guys they all turned towards you we got really intimidating yo that guy could punch and he could run in circles oh [ __ ] you want some of this oh social pressure you want it do you want some of it oh here's some of it for you [ __ ] i like how it just doesn't work at all just punch him in the back just like bruce lee would have done now i have finished you and everyone if you stay here he gets up and goes back to his conversation i don't think it takes that long either nope hey what's going on over there over here oh oh [Laughter] oh oh oh he's too crazy i gotta get out of here the streets is going crazy handball okay they got stickball don't unzip it thanks for the tour but i'm really afraid of the butt zipper and then people are going to be like you know that's a real thing that yeah you know that there's a whole tumbler for that they go can mr ceos get a piece of action shut up darpa chief is yes it's the darpa chief donald anderson oh my god oh my god it's cool though like remember how into really bad games like asura's wrath they would do that episode thing it was the same thing it's this no man this is like got a better story you shut up you shut your stupid stupid mouth nope you just see where he like what direction he's looking like a little hitman thing yeah a little hit man little hitman i got him how do i go past what did what a hit dick man oh no [Music] wow that is the most instant restart ever all right can you place your back against the against like that you're right and do like the tactical roll i can do it jump see what happens yeah that's that he didn't see that [ __ ] hold on big blue and white object bouncing all over the place oh wow too fast even when he's clearly looking at me doing it it's still he's not oh you tempted face i pushed him you flew too close to the prison son prison stuff sounds really cool that's probably a thing from jojo martin which one he's nervous okay why you gotta hustle him about vlogging so stupid you should be more sensitive to people that have bad walking but now you're okay hey where'd he come from it's fine oh shut up though it's not important i don't oh you don't i use my fingers yeah we made the same jump before and it's still funny oh yeah right shut up [ __ ] i have to give her this dick and by dick i mean my dick you [Music] i love the idea that he's talking to himself yeah he's walking down the hallway yeah god who by me the warden [Laughter] we're gonna get god that's the voice actually she said like oh [ __ ] [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of you and she's like oh you're gonna get caught the fact that there's this regular radio each other all right yeah yeah die here if you can yeah yeah i died that's it it didn't get hurt really you smell an elevator oh you should have done it i fell two feet to my death oh this is all this magical this is [ __ ] magical this one yeah [Music] that was dark that's really dumb [ __ ] oh wow it's lenient it's lenient because they know it's bad but i'm glad that they know flying away oh [ __ ] i forgot i [ __ ] forgot you forgot the chain link fences don't make you involved oh it's gonna be the worst play through ever no you're making more progress than you ever thought oh no one's beating it it's a secret it's really hard game kablams [ __ ] it's so inconsistent wait why do you think skydiving this kind of adapts why did you say harada [Laughter] you can hide in the bushes in the yard why would you do that unless there's a giant stealth sequence in the yard later that's what i mean by gameplay spoilers okay well bruce is waiting for you in the shower look at that dark fur ponytail you're not going through here you're you're they can see you they'd press a go it's done the loading press it no why are you just laughing why are you just going over to stop the recording [Music] whites and blacks are gonna go at it yeah race war jeez race weren't gonna happen uh oh watch we're watching the raceward go out good trade oh it's overnight score's over resort's over bro that was a close one fences and books teamed up together oh he's right there time you idiot he's right i want to see what happens shut up man and this place is going to be like a billion hours oh no [ __ ] i'm really excited doing these [ __ ] sick air duct flips yeah the air duct seems to fall apart at a moment's notice like a chinese motorcycle they are not built to withstand to handle the heavy dick of this prisoner it's pretty [ __ ] heavy you know free i'm not uh super sure why okay that thing is always pointed oh wait yeah it's got a very clear vision cone which i can probably get directly underneath or not come take that no get that [ __ ] out of my playground take that [ __ ] is this just a stealth game jesus christ i mean no oh this guy appeared oh oh oh i'm gonna have to get up oh get on up oh he won't know that hey man i see you doing that ninja [ __ ] okay so i'm gonna have to find an alternate path hey we're preparing food for that big race wall oh man it's going to be delicious the race buffet okay i'm seriously keep talking about the race war as i fail this [ __ ] sequence this shit's burning you know it's burning race wars heating up tension between the races right yeah also the fact that you've done nothing but do everything this guy says so i'm ready to go after you he's right there right there well when it's non-descript it's not exactly evil it was caked in filth and and and that evil black cube no that that's the shoe probably the shoe yeah the the solitary how the [ __ ] everyone's getting a piece of you that's nonsense and he was looking straight up at the sky god it's so unclear who's looking at you i have to go here i bet maybe right that's where i bet i have to because that guy's right there this vignetting is really intense not no not bad bad no that's bad he's totally getting good he's looking right at me right right at me oh look at that succulent prison ass you know it i can't wait for the shower time okay but that guy's still a problem he's still a big problem big problem oh you and your big problems can i can i break the line of sight like this can i break the line upside down go outside guys run no guys look how scary he looked but he said he fixed the valve yeah so i turned the valve on and the sprinklers are come on and in the chaos of the asylum game oh my god okay now this is too far this is too far yeah spin it out now it's time to steal the pug neck and these most like did you know people that have mental illnesses just melt when they get wet they're basically the witch of the west look at him go [Music] it's longer melting [Music] oh they don't care oh he cares a lot that's horse [ __ ] did you hear that one guy was literally going i was like dude all the prison guards are just basically giant through stooges yeah you tell them johnny oh the rats are like [ __ ] this the rats know there he goes okay i think that's all of them you can tell because the alarm turns off there's still one guard that's just hanging around yeah but he doesn't see me the brain is too slim okay it has the sound effects of the breathing when you get hurt in golden eye yeah oh my god oh my god you really don't like those that's just some dudes wait is that is that redfield it's no it's not it's just some dude that happens to look like trey who are those guys just yucking it up during the race war that one guy just put his heads in his hands he's like oh this is crazy i can't believe it can you believe this race i think we're done i think we're done so everyone knows that he's been faking his diabetes and that's how i escaped from prison there's the shoe that's the shoe i don't know that'd be [ __ ] i think i think there's some gas in under there oh yeah some gas kind of gas man i have prison guys i'm prison gas is the worst oh little sweet black guys hey what's up i would like a tattoo i would like it underground can i get a tattoo while i fight war two easy get one that says never die i'm gonna get this scorpion i'm gonna get the death tattoo oh no i have no money you're poor i will attempt to fight this i will attempt to fight the strongest man this is my first opponent the first thing about prison fight club is the guards are in on it the first rule about prison fight club is no biting you're so [ __ ] oh i'm never defeated big wait no no no you can get your second win am i punch him oh punches i'm trying to get away from him trying to and try to regain drop your shield i'm trying to recover my damage drop your shield okay props dude thanks for beating up that black guy right after the race wall i know right we just get death we just forgot about the new tattoos unlock you know these are the more expensive tattoos no they're all 200. yeah i have two hundred i'm gonna have this big dumb heart get one that says like sexy boy yeah what a dirt bag what a [ __ ] bird look at that [ __ ] bird dirtbag and that's it oh oh he's got a problem oh come on no they were that was the asylum we'll have to look back at the footage no this is not that [ __ ] wooly we agree to disagree horseshit i agree to disagree wooly it's blue uh we'll just have to agree to the secret you're looking at the sky jerk okay that was intense clearly i hit on something that is a bit strangely appropriate what's this i just hit this big red button he beat himself up because it was all in full his mind calm down i got 20 cc's of shuttle yopa right here wow wow everything in this game is offensive make sure it's his though won't this just kill him outright he just put like 10 pills of rat poison in there the sound effect is like yeah that's what's sounding like he's put so much rat poison in there like it's 90 rat poison now why would he put that much rat poison in yeah stealth jesus haywire haywire you look like you've eaten rat poison how much points you need to eat did you eat more or less than all of the poison well they didn't even go through the trouble of like showing us haywire like coughing yes you just hear it all screaming yeah calm down like one afternoon they were just done oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you're dead no he's distracted by the coffee machine he loves it i'm back in here all right wow that was you back down really hard i backed down really good oh come on come on i'm supposed to be in this room uh-oh just do some moments dropped oh no oh oh oh oh oh oh god it's like i saw that [ __ ] i don't understand i really also don't understand spider-man he just described it splatters are bugs and arachnids yep yeah why don't they just hit a spider-man with bug spray he's a human um i don't know again one of those things where did you know that bug spray is just poison yeah right that's that's why they tell you not to eat it well you can spray bug spray in your general area and if you eat it it's not good no don't eat bug spray kids you'll [ __ ] die it's really bad for you it's really bad liam didn't believe us but he found out the hard way yeah that's where his long glowing locks came from yeah they're what oh here we go here we go here we go here we go screw with the radio i'm gonna screw with it don't worry you think there's one tell me what to do what i'm already doing right oh no he just got a little [ __ ] me oh that's so bad it's so good you're so sneaky just go nuts remember stealth games all you need to do is go nuts let's not be cheesy here everybody likes grilled cheese it's not i bet you really doesn't uh he probably hates it yeah you're right he hates grilled cheese could you possibly have a grilled cheese for breakfast yes you can yeah for such things the restaurant so therefore we will not yeah if you say the word breakfast a wooly he basically just spits in your face basically just vomits all over i'm just gonna break in i don't even care i don't even oh shut up shut up that was the biggest coincidence ever let's test it again yeah yeah no he oh he does okay so maybe it's the wrong way in general that now he left the room entirely so what do you have for me oh shut up shut up no it's super easy to go to hell getting upset did you know that this guy should have gone to college i don't understand you know what i don't understand what this any of it all of it all right so you have to go when no one or anything is looking at you he turns around every two seconds look he turns around every two seconds no go go it's perfect it's perfect run no one could pause please see me yeah yeah yeah you're doing it this is nonsense matt there's no one even looking at you just go i don't know why i hit well your prompt appears you gotta press it is that no it's completely safe is it i'm i'm very well lit up he's right there how is that a false because he put a fake body or some [ __ ] i forget no he he's just not in his cell no but he put he put some pillows under his covers yeah oh he was gauging the reaction time of the police yeah maybe compare them to haywire's drawings yeah like oh that secret escape i have to look at scofield's butt for hours you don't want to do this is that tea bag being a creeper zoid oh i'm just in here scale riot oh shut up started wait when you get beat up here you just get up what what like glass oh that's bad that's bad glass what i'm sorry yeah he just punches his way out of it sometimes he comes back uh-oh wow you're really good with this tear gas he's stuff tear gas like oh it's so bad i can't even i'm making like weird shrill old chrome laughs because yeah that's stupid this is breaking up the game just like i'll just let you guys have that right i'll just throw myself through this window now go through the door like a good boy does okay i'm a good boy prisoner you just punched it open it's important that you punch open doors pry this open why who are you it's c no it's c note is it yeah i don't let's see now this mash and then i love how it looks kind of romantic in a way a big red button down no one can shoot fred dirk guys that guy's rolling he's thirsting it there's no possible way we can oh my god it's batista he's using the dursty role punch the thirsty role is no match for for the bloody cross oh man watch out for the second swallow there's a little present oh oh no oh shut up oh fill the next thing so you can go back and fill that didn't happen get shot there no it didn't work it wasn't strong enough no it's not strong oh i'm sorry everyone i should have failed that no but fail the next thing if it's not too bad no there's no way the loading will put me in the oh [ __ ] you're right down there in the boiling i will climb him that's your prison friends oh man he's just gonna wander away goes back this cracks me up this animation yes who sent you you gotta help me and just drop on him that looks so bad we talking about look at how it it's juddering i think it was good it's pretty good it looks really good you're right you're totally right prince of persia style animation blending burrows get back here i'm gonna get you oh whoa oh no i should fail this you must have in maybe five feet yeah maybe five feet no no fail the first part well the first one absolutely yeah yeah yes that one i hope your neck snaps on this what's the point of the chain because it's too violent if that happened just drop the chain yeah now i will kill him there you go that's how you do it no no it's that's what was supposed to happen you did it god damn it the big right right broke out [ __ ] when you found out someone had hired the inmate turk to kill him well if you're losing it what's going on here i tried enough to get out well you saw that [ __ ] right yeah yeah just straighten it up there everyone's you're gonna throw the controller away [ __ ] it oh you there's a prompt i can't believe i did it you did it i can't believe it he's right there no he didn't see you shut up notice there's a guy that's kind of looking at me the whole time yeah he's the suspension is growing about what you're doing back there shove your hands in a [ __ ] fuse box yeah let's just shove him his head seem to be multi-purpose tools where he can screw things please don't start me before [ __ ] oh oh oh no no let's go back to that sailor moon as it has a deep italian family that was good stuff yeah mamma mia the moon is exploding oh no i hear that there's a brand new steel on all the perfume ice cream shoes i hope someone doesn't sap your life energy that tuxedo mess just wants to see you boogyak whatever the [ __ ] that is the tuxedo mask wants to see you do some bukkakee that's not what that means the sound of the water no come on you got distracted when i said [ __ ] i'm uh i can't how i'll be less mad well you yeah you'll be mad go go you'll be mad at me if i [ __ ] in my own house what i didn't even get the prompt why are you doing that i'm doing a good job helping molly you don't even all i know is that people keep saying drop your shield because he doesn't drop it so i'm not i don't even know i will help you with bloodborne matt sure okay but i'll play it all right oh oh there's so much riding on this drop drop [ __ ] oh we got the shank we're almost to a broozy sewer underground sewer lair this is really not worth it this is not worth it he needs roots he needs the shank that he lost in the guy's stomach no i mean the game oh i don't know it wasn't worth it well lots of people wanted it no they thought that um so the problem with this is that you can't stop their plan because they they win the prisoners escape they break out they break out super easily and so there are a million ways he could stop their plan but he has to make it in a way in which he will automatically fail i don't see the locker nowhere man what happened dude [Music] you're doing it though [Music] that's the good noise it's i was watching this um documentary on betty page it's like betty page influenced tons of pop culture and it shows the clip of the simpsons where uh homer sent marge a postcard and said i wish you were her it showed a picture of betty page or whatever my friend is going to dance if they won't leave your friends behind your friends don't dance and if they don't dance so that no friends oh nice you're doing it you gave up supergirl no no go up the ladder you just decided to leave oh see that's the great thing is as soon as you come back to something you [ __ ] nail it nail it nail it like stephanie who doesn't do that wooly in dark souls he comes back and fails just like even harder shots [ __ ] fired red and blue i understand it just cut it you are an idiot enter do a deuce oh the rat noises yeah the stock rat noises the rat noises just sound like somebody making out with a butt like kissing a butt kissing mcmahon like in wrestling yeah exactly outfit you buy it off the rack now get your ass back what the [ __ ] is that supposed to be an insult yeah i'm insulting the clothes we make you wear man what a dork look at those black guys just going nuts they just spin in place yeah i didn't know black guys could do that no they could have seen willie do that one but he almost died trying to do it finished up for a finish that's nice i know you're on time your arm look you got his arm the elbow deep in there wow that's impressive yeah and he's loving it these guys are prison experts don't you you found the most perfect time to do it god damn it it's fine god damn it i hate everything no she's going right at me right at me looking right at me wow at least there's this at least there's [ __ ] this at least you can cuddle yourself during the night with the thought of that oh now you're doing it i guess i just got lucky on that one yeah yeah you're the best at this oh yeah you're travel leaderboards i'm going to get in here guys get into grandma swamp flair all right just yeah oh that's why you need it because what could go wrong screw this as hard as i want yeah yeah and no one can stop see now i don't hate it yeah now it's fine before when i kept having to screw things and not make any noises isn't that the worst yeah don't go forward go all the way back to the entrance well you have to use your mind when you're a prisoner i'm a mind user it's the one like you know attribute you have no the one attribute is time yeah i guess you have a lot of time yeah that's that's why prisoners you're like oh my god this most ambitious escape attempt how could you ever manage it it's like i have nothing to do i bet time in fact i have so much time that they put me in a little box where i'm just by myself all the time [ __ ] am i supposed to do in there nit i don't wait they won't give me ah it didn't it felt nothing oh wait they won't give me knitting needles oh hey look you right i saw it um so i take it you're gonna have a uh we'll be having lots of these little chin wags i might not have time dr lecter i do i have oodles i'm gonna look up here yeah nice that looks good looking right up at me see what he does turn the [ __ ] around guy turn the [ __ ] it's time to go yeah you're right it's time to go oh god i'm still super slow oh it's gonna get oh god you have to follow his stupid thing yeah and the lights barely turn up one light turns off yeah oh i gotta run now you gotta run climb yeah good job that's so stupid that is so dumb hey guys this game is hard i'm it's hard on oh and now it turns off someone was just messing with the switch who was messing with the switches prison ghosts ooh that is a that is a important detail there is legit prison ghosts don't make fun of them prison ghosts are serious you have to take a chainsaw and call them out one of the [ __ ] ghosts i'll fear you that's why we need wooly here to do his bit right now all the come out [ __ ] ghost yeah come out [ __ ] goes yeah that's that's why we keep wooly around yeah [ __ ] that voice acting not great that commentary bit about like people was like how how how did this get in the [ __ ] game like how how did you not take this out this is the worst [ __ ] ever this is so bad and they're like well we uh we didn't have a laser printer we [ __ ] it up that's what happened i love that that's the answer [ __ ] it up when i was going through the thing they're like this is the first pass we always intended to do multiple passes and then we just didn't have time and left the first pass and and we're like oh [ __ ] because usually like everything is voiced like really early but it's all placeholder done by the developers or whoever like i did placeholder voice overs and tomb raider multiplayer yeah and then after that they like hire actual people yeah and then they go okay we'll do this better and then ah that's there's no time to do that that's horseshit oh you're sucking against him i'm so gonna know what the hell both of their vision cones lined up simultaneously and they were added to each other they got supervision for like one second you stare through the back of my head that's really bad i don't like that i'm not a fan either it's [ __ ] t-800 it's lazy [ __ ] you know it true fact i have giant tattoos all over my body not a truth fact it's not true it's it's it's so it's a lie steal yeah it's a lie steal you stole the truth and replaced it with a lie yeah uh and i says to her okay so here's what you do whenever you're gonna get scared about flying on the plane just don't just stop yeah just not just stop being scared thanks dick think about anything other than the plane crashing yeah the plane's just a big metal bird that flies in the sky through magic and it you must worry about that and guess what it usually flies perfectly yeah not lately though it's been a bad year for that yeah it's a bad year for that metal bird yeah i was like and then i was like okay it's just a shitty spaceship and she's like spaceships blow up all the time they're good at it like okay clearly i'm bad at this sneak past the vehicles yeah the vehicles will see me you have to sneak past them that is the worst language i've seen they might see you that is really poorly you have to correct this department how are you doing this that is that is whoa that is uh uh embarrassing is it there was a giant okay so this is probably the same section we did during that night breakout but just not at night uh-oh so where is that guy he's he's through the metal thing that you couldn't see through i couldn't see through it can i crawl even why can't you do the rambo thing shut up okay go he's not looking at you guys oh there's another guy right uh yeah he's looking at you right now yeah why can't i do the rambo thing is because this car has a [ __ ] flat undercarriage yeah that's probably is that [ __ ] why i think it is i think you're nailing it all right [ __ ] i'm gonna go right away yeah no no oh he's like what's happening let's try it again i'm gonna try it again it's just pointing at the [ __ ] boxes it's so weird maybe it's the next checkpoint no it's not maybe it says it's the dolly i'm sorry the the [ __ ] i said that's what those are called yeah i think these things that's a dolly now it's awkward i don't need you pushing your agenda i'm not pushing [ __ ] i know you haven't i haven't used one of those jiggers in years these jiggers sure are lazy so you are clearly very uncomfortable with this word well it's like when when liam's like those jiggy snipes and you're like what and he's like it's a word i made up i'm like is it a word you made up for for things what above nothing left um that single guy just dragged me away no problem yeah he's a big guy bail it fail it okay i'm gonna fail it then [Laughter] don't want nothing left but pieces like i have to say it looks like i should fight mankind down here yeah this is the boiler room this really does feel like a smackdown worth stage uh if if these had really really elaborate funny uh finishing moves yeah like we could at least look forward to beating guys but instead instead what you see here before boring [ __ ] yeah also the fact that you clearly the engine cannot just fight a single more than a single guy at a time is really really embarrassing it's not great yeah that's the best one it's easily the best way and it makes no sense why wouldn't you just sweep his leg just sweep the leg no all you need to do okay so now i have to kill all the characters from prison break and destroy the cannon so a lot of [ __ ] you had a race wars yeah you're running a tight [ __ ] captain yeah so nothing let us have free reign to do whatever and they're black suits so these are the uber guys these are the mr x's of this game i go well that's depressing imagine if they were weren't we specifically told not to kill him no so in the show the time bomb of the show is we have to escape my brother is executed i want to get him out before then but there's like two instances of they're able to delay the execution but it was always going to happen that was the whole goal to like otherwise but if you kill burrows before the execution that seems suspicious so you gotta let him get be killed by a sentence but sentences can be extended then i just told him to just kill him no i know that's why this game is made up and [ __ ] like he's like you've been telling me the whole time not to kill him and it would be so much easier if i just killed him and now you're like just kill him yeah helping hands this is so stupid i hope that guy talks to that lady again this is so [ __ ] stupid i can't follow this plot at all no it's really easy like like from what you told me the plot of the show it's [ __ ] nonsense and like this game assumes i've seen the first three seasons right but i'm still talking about just the first season oh god but like you have to admit though that when a show is done and you're trying a game is doing this accelerated version i'm trying to catch you up to the events no matter what show it is it almost always sounds bad when you try to uh truncate it like yeah but especially when it's oh yes no you're not wrong especially when it's bad oh [ __ ] everything i can't even would did the the vending machine see you he was all the way at the other end of the thing oh oh gosh oh yeah so go behind that couch if you yeah yeah there we go i'm behind the couch and no one can see him nobody can see me except that guy god [ __ ] that prompt is or [ __ ] because you don't have enough time to correct your mistake like it it's it's this little thing that that you know it's like it builds up and builds up and builds up so you can you can stop being you see it sure okay so that does make noise all right now i know knowing you know he heard wow wow wow look remember what i told you before just do it perfectly without mistakes yeah you're right you're right you're totally right last time i said it it worked i'm gonna punch your dick after this yeah but then oh you'll fail and i'll say no do it perfectly and then you'll do it i can't do it as good as liam i'm sorry right who's an expert dick puncher liam that's what he that's what we mean by gun jumping what [ __ ] you can't just change it oh now it's unclear just wait i did it all right that was good just drop your shield i'm just gonna go i'm just gonna go drop your shield though i'm dropping it oh oh [ __ ] we didn't know about that i didn't know oh but you did it real good though oh god just did it perfectly yeah see see where the [ __ ] am i you're outside god [ __ ] this prison i want to break out it would be really good if you broke out i know uh i'm an evil guy i'm here to murder someone for like no reason go go go this is so badly designed oh my god and i'm bad at it it's both i'm willing to admit that i'm willing to admit i'm bad at the thing it's also bad let's do it perfectly did you know i'm bad at bad things i most people are bad at bad things not bad people see what they did there sort of no i don't oh i didn't see it apparently he's [ __ ] it's actually really dark now so i think like unless you're in the line of sight of the uh flashlights you should not be seen ever oh you mean like this oh what [ __ ] [ __ ] at all fine [ __ ] it okay you didn't did you get that yeah i got it no before no oh i mean yeah is he gonna turn around oh my god that's amazing that is so stupid that's so sick that is the dumbest dumbest dumbest are everywhere for no reason tip it i should be able to i should do that that's so [ __ ] stupid that is so [ __ ] outrageous that is horse [ __ ] i am mad at how what are you doing you don't need to do this yes i do why oh i misunderstood the map yeah it's a hard map to understand i'm basically a stupid [ __ ] hey everyone oh wow i [ __ ] made it oh you did it what are you doing on your phone man i was i got an email from machinima oh they're like please stop this play though i'm [ __ ] no it's fine what that's that's not that was amazing that's not fair how about that how about that's not fair yeah get out that [ __ ] strangle him how are you what how are you supposed to do this legitimately i told you just sit there and so he looks right here stop you're you're too in the way now he's gonna see you yeah go against the wall yeah yeah this is this door blocks you this is [ __ ] stupid i don't know this is no i didn't say no i said i don't know if it's stupid you don't know nothing then there see now i'm gonna say that's how you do i know how i know all the secrets yeah yeah yeah you can still see me get off go don't run that's not running yeah okay you're right i'm slow walking screaming at this character because i can't get off the environment how stupid is this yeah he's stuck he's got magnets in his back came to give him almost done that dildo thing yeah how do you get i have to climb back up why did i just get him a dildo why don't he needs it he needs it i need it all right i had a bunch of sick records i i cut for that company i'm i'm so confused i don't know what the deal is who's we're talking about yourself who's working for who that's the prison break to see how he's gonna get out plus i gotta get a guards uniform and stash oh my god [ __ ] everything i don't know i love how everyone's like matt's getting all his facts about prison break wrong i was like you bet i am like who [ __ ] cares to go you forgot that episode of wings [ __ ] you that prison guard looks adorable i'm a little cute guy five hundred dollars eh not my problem how am i supposed to get that back using the same voice actor for different black and white guards is freaking me the [ __ ] out so the bids earn 500 bucca rooney back thousand bucks that guy probably has five hundred dollars yeah just knock him down and steal it no i'll have to twist his nipple i was about to say twist his nips black guys hate that you would know i would know from fighterpedia from fighter media days i need a fight phytopedia was birthed in prison what are you serious we're paying attention i have to fight bella this seems like the most illegal thing ever you see him just turn around like he didn't care oh that looks super tough i mean oh this is all those calm counters are not working no i'm using the wrong button that's why yeah you would that's why right come on oh this looks oh yeah daddy you're doing it yeah take that bill he's getting stuck in your rhythm god we're still with the rhythm now yeah okay fine fine matt we're both prison boxing gut punch this game is killing me kids if you go into prison you shouldn't condone yourself like this condone yourself condone yourself don't you mean conduct yourself don't condone the conducting of yourself you're just making a [ __ ] words cause you [ __ ] up outside it's like 2 30 in the afternoon no i like i didn't sleep i'm tired oh not like i you just got up tired yeah that's what i have [Laughter] nice distractions thank you thank you wait did you say you don't know if i'm an adult i didn't say that oh but i always wish that when i was a kid i had played more horrible pranks like exploding someone's toilet like a certain somebody i know i also feel similarly that i didn't ruin enough lives with my pranks i know right i switched out your birth control though for children's tylenol flinstone's chewable morphine don't you know birth control is not supposed to be chewable wow you're losing it lily's like what i've been eating them all wrong say david oh [ __ ] [ __ ] this talking about wooly's close calls it's distracting us oh man [ __ ] it i'm just gonna go home yeah just [ __ ] going back no okay remember at the [ __ ] hotel when he's just eating that like three four day old cake and he's oh god and it's a cheesecake those go bad super fast and he's telling us hey man i know everything about eating old food i eat expired food all the time i'm the expert yeah and by expert you mean you puke out your guts everywhere you're like didn't you poison yourself twice it's like that's because that food was suspicious chan was the worst it's not great worst i don't know that will be stuff was pretty good that was pretty good and those aren't lies we did not make those up yeah you'll know i mean we make everything up but not that [ __ ] no no people can tell that they're real with the amount of emotion i know right like when he killed that guy it was so sad see that's how you can tell it's a lie because it really showed up at the guy's funeral it was just like over the ridge of the graveyard and just spiked a football into the casket ball into the casket yeah climb it oh oh [ __ ] okay yeah get on that [ __ ] what is your problem with the word [ __ ] because everyone was like that's made up no that's what they call it no everyone's correcting you in the comments saying that's insane no it's true you've worked in a grocery store for eight years well it's wrong you maybe maybe it's because it's a french thing yeah maybe that's true that looks like plague of grapes i am look at it i have no idea where this game is going i have no idea when it's funny i have a feeling we're going to be caught wildly off guard i also feel similarly that it's just good in the next cut seasons because it's gonna be the credits and i'll get shot and it'll be like the end yeah suffer like paxton did should develop this just work out why does the game let me do this come on could you i'll be cool if you can kick a guy that's where i have to go jackass what's with the spicy music i don't know it sounds like the portal music oh wait but now the the creepy prison what are you doing no he didn't see you no yeah fighting skills to thug you know what i think i can just keep doing this don't you love picking up lobsters [ __ ] no no hate lobsters he doesn't like lobsters i'm sure i told the story before my ex-girlfriend used to get so mad at me and threatened to buy a lobster and throw it out throw it in my face when i was asleep do we need good gameplay yes do it platinum do we need not do it with telltale do we need a good story do it so what we're saying is that telltale platinum should collaborate oh my god and maybe they'll tell a story telling with platinum's like game plan no no no telltale's game play with platinum stores yeah you're right it's a new electrician of course i'm right hey it seems like all over the prison for the last couple of days just everything's been going nut like couldn't i just walk forward yes it must be no no what oh [ __ ] oh please don't start me oh wait which way that's one of those random like why'd you put me here i'm glad you put me here what a weird place to put me but i'm thankful prison break the zoot fly what a dick that guy i mean he was a dick i'm not like i'm not like wow what a dick he had no that's what he's looking straight up too straight up like a hero yeah i've been caught a million times and i've had like a million retries no those are alternate universes oh that's true there's actually a million pack students running around every time you make a decision a million pocket universes are formed why don't we plan like an edge of tomorrow again you told me to play this no people told us to play this remember you were bugging me for months yeah but this is like the runner-up and the what do you want us to play for you rigged it ah no i'm fine no turn turn oh yeah yeah oh what that's [ __ ] horse [ __ ] he just saw your succulent why is it that the maintenance workers are better than seeing me than the [ __ ] guards because they're because the guards see you every day so they kind of you all blend in with the environment but to the sanitation janitor workers it's like brand new [ __ ] cabbie bears are fish what yeah okay sure all sure all right you want to hear the logic on this uh-huh okay so cabbie are big and like south american countries where they come from right sure and they're [ __ ] huge like i don't have you ever seen a picture of a real cat i went to the biodome i saw a real life they're [ __ ] really big they're big so back in the old days south america used like south america is like predominantly catholic right so they'd be like oh you can't eat meat on fridays hey poke you don't know what the [ __ ] captain berry is can you just say that the cappy bear is a fish so i can eat it on friday and he's like yeah whatever kevin bear is a [ __ ] fish why do i give a [ __ ] but that's not true anymore yeah well tell that to the fish i was literally thinking that you thought that they were fish and i was just gonna let it ride tell that to the fish rodents tell that prison is tough criminy i'd hate to be stuck in prison during smarch so oh sorry i keep thinking of prisons because of crikey prisons oh even you're just getting like dead from this [ __ ] no because i don't want to ex like it's too much to go like ah so what happens i'm just like oh yeah yes you're just dead he's dead inside i miss hollywood squares not because it was good but because yeah because it was a chance to see gilbert godfrey and whoopi goldberg in all her glory now the only place you can see her is the the box office smashed teenage mutant ninja turtles did you know that uh oh did you know that will be goldberg fired april o'neil for no proof even though she had tons of proof [ __ ] but april o'neil didn't show her the actual proof why would you show the proof to whoopi goldberg she's she's the soul sister remember sister axe remember that stupid movie you guys just see me wherever i am well you're like farted all over the place so they can hear you wow sweet imagine you're like a stealth guy and you ain't like you need a bad like uh a lunch mistake and then like as you're trying to stealth you just can't control your flatulence no you can use that it's like knocking on the wall yeah good point why is everyone got a blurry creep face shut up the focus is super hard what look at this what the game thinks these are the same wall it is come on there's gotta be a margin of error there okay okay fine i would just end i remember being oh i remember being a dumb kid and thinking that the margin of error was literally you writing your mistakes in the margins really it's that easy if you're an old guy you can do that and no one will like you know yeah you steal batteries and then you're just like ah oh my heart don't do it too hard you might actually have a heart attack hey i don't have any money to pay for this chocolate bar i'll just steal a chocolate bar and then fake a heart attack what a great plan how are these guys hiding hide in the laundry how are they not supervised in any way whatsoever when guard uniforms are being used wait time to stash it in the sewers you just picked up something from the sewers it's not no that was the boiler we have to hide the uniform for later instead of using it now when we could just walk out the door you just walk out the door with the guards uniform on yeah then just stash it later you have free reign of the entire compound fine you are free now i'm gonna hide here now yeah hide there it's probably gonna do a loop he's doing a loop that guy looks like baby huey who's baby huey well baby huey is like an old cartoon character but people describe it as a giant dumb looking like goofy white guy okay so a lot of people call them call guys who's a creepy weirdo cartoon character willie yes who are you gonna say i was gonna say howard the duck yeah you know it i was recently made to watch the film shut up boy it's the best worst movie ever because like 10 years ago whenever i turn on the space channel howard the duck would always be finishing because space was like yeah he'd be finishing you can't leave this on for too long yeah it was a huge like disaster like marvel lost a lot of money on it well you can see the money go where the money goes into lucas's amazing practical effects right we're just duck man do you know what and i'm that's the noise i make that's the noise you make when squirrels bite your nose that was awesome fantastic they would do that more often great amazing sale yeah sure whatever did we even go to school oh no i hate this game so much yeah i know i know they can be picked yeah play good grapes we don't need your tattoo tips he doesn't have any tattoos no that tattoo that looks like blake should get a big tattoo of hair on his head okay this is the prison break this is the prison break yeah we're already there so in the show like they're always digging that hole there yeah i want to get rid of anything we've never seen it until now that means destroying my no but instead before prison breaking i need to destroy my prison record so that i'm erased from canon whoa oh [ __ ] they're upgrading their like searching tech you know it yeah this feels like a final level we've said that before unfortunately yeah we said that before another game yeah when i was playing a platinum game by myself i said this feels like the final level every single level yeah even the third level even the third level look there's the city if i only broke out of this prison i could enjoy the night life i could go there i could stay underground what but then i don't like paxton doesn't seem to care about all those millions and millions of dollars there's millions of dollars involved remember i told you that like what how what wow yeah i like i like the passion you had in your voice there reminds me of the good old bat oh no oh no oh no oh you did it one of these days matt pal oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] ah now go i'm trying man you're right i am dead inside yeah yeah drop down i'm completely dead you don't even know yeah look there's one there's why are there so many guards do they know the prison break is happening yeah they suspected what and now i can't look at whatever i look at again no stop and stop making that noise man stop it you're screwing up my prison breaking skills this time don't run around calmly walk very calmly very do someone's gotta say we got you guys by the way to the people who have no idea what we say d-o-u-c-e-m-e-n-t do samoan means softly in french we're french but we're stealing it from true lot we're actually stealing it from a lot of stuff yeah and sex stuff you got the records destroyed how about you just tear them up just gnash them just chew them up you physically eat the records pee on them how about that why is that nonsense your butt i am trying really hard all these are viable options these are my own is awesome buy this mega man [ __ ] buy this limited edition mega man hoodie that we're throwing in the garbage that we use to wipe our asses we hate mega man so much even though liam tells me they're making a mega man game secret yeah mega man yeah i forgot that that that liam has that made up uh nonsense uh in constantly making mega man games all the time yeah always canceling them yeah no they're making why because they'd be smart too because they love mega man this is whole logic yeah let's go i've learned that i just smash my body against it eventually you run all the time no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no sweet yeah wait wait wait wait yeah i gotta i gotta choose which [Music] though paxton destroying all your records isn't going to erase people's memories of you yeah but if he breaks out of prison they're like was he even here was he magic yes he was magic matt well that's what the that's what the narrative is doing right now he's basically if he's not in the prison and we don't have records of him was he ever he yeah like what the [ __ ] are you talking about you got beat up by a [ __ ] ghost no really why because mannix is a made-up character he's not on the show right so you can't let him make it what is that am i supposed to believe that i'm trying to protect the prison break timeline no i think it is that if he kills burroughs then he's going to kill you next or give the order to have you killed it's because you know too much nice going all right now you're cheap don't let zombie do that gave up on your prison give up on your prison child good job wait no your prison job not your child where am i don't make me call where is my character don't make me call my boss or lucky charms they're making a new leprechaun movie i'm sure wwe studios will do a good job don't honor the spirit of my leprechaun ancestors and you're doing the full-on kiki keys today you're really losing it like the fact that an irish person is so wrong about their own ancestry did you know i looked at ancestryduck i'm the son of the potato and a serial mascot weird does bella like [ __ ] get murdered in this or whatever he doesn't okay well please don't turn this direction bellick actually gets sent to the mexican prison in season two i believe really but i'm probably wrong is there a reason for that because then he learns about the money that all the prisoners i don't shut just shut up you asked i i'm deeply unsatisfied with my head you will be like what do you see that don't question it you're just really good oh i guess i'm just really good forget it medics he just starts off with a super combo that's amazing i love that we're taking back in our cell when is the prison break happening i thought it was happening when suitcray got caught don't just stan there's zookray anything kiss whoa oh you should have failed that fill this yeah fail the first one too kill me with all right it's pretty much the same ah it's still good no room on the bus pal there's always no room for you see now i have to be alongside them secretly being the guardian angel to their prison brain [Laughter] we've been told a lot of lies i feel like i have all the necessary things that i need and skills oh you're right behind them yeah see i'm the angel that will keep the prison break huffing like other other guys will be like sniping the prisoners i'll be like take that i need to make sure these guys get out i'm sort of guardian angels so that the cannon is preserved yeah paxton you can't win i have all the cards except you have none how do you have all the cards i have all the prison cards i got a chocolate wrong you're a single guy and you're going to kill burrows and there's like seven of the guys with i got dumbledore in my cards blue eyes white dragon you know why is white dragon gandalf look i saw him oh you're destined to fail i'm destined to fail it's your destiny damn that is destiny wait why damn that money you're right why am i doing the iron it is beefy arms what a beef man i think we're near the end matt no i think we're near the goddamn end i wanted to just to have a credit scene right now yeah right now right now tested by wooly yeah hey good job credits that go by fast yeah they sure do it might have been a final secret cutscene boy do i not care oh yeah we did it versus mode what no you already have another controller oh hold on a second it's just the dumb fighting oh [ __ ] that then no the verse is moving okay bye everybody this has been prison break [Music] you

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