Best Of Best Friends: Naruto - The Broken Bond

[Music] i can't believe this is happening all right this is actually happening we're going to be playing i can't believe this is happening says the orchestrator and mastermind of this i didn't think anyone would go for it yeah no matt just goes hey how about we play one of them naruto games and we both went yeah okay do we have any idea where this game starts uh i believe it starts right right after the tuning nodes right after the gara fight oh my god this is ubi montreal this is us man i think the first thing that happens is the the the future yeah there we go orochimaru versus the third hokage it's like after this fight where i stopped paying attention to naruto yeah pretty much oh i went much further i know you did so uh we should point out that uh well i stopped at 134 like i was supposed to i i can't tell you what number i stopped at but it was when when the side the replacement for sasuke came around and we were learning about the the second hidden village of the league i i know that matt stopped at the the great race that's where i was told well i stopped watching it but i continued reading it for a while that's what happened yeah did you get to the part where like the the rapper guy was there the rapper ninja although the black rain ninjas yeah no no that was way beyond me yeah oh yeah oh yeah you got to use this one that's cool you got to use the sticks to do the hand gesture that's an advanced technique for a ninja well you don't need to learn it yet so the thing about like i couldn't believe how easy it was to easily defeat you third hokage was that that fight took like two months in air what is this technique don't let the third one rise whatever you do no oh he's letting it happen yeah i can fight that [ __ ] and i can fight the the water guy but the fourth hokage teleporting around me as i take these two on impossible [ __ ] that it's a good thing that they put these coffins inside this uh platform that we're on yeah oh hold on a minute and he's gonna my button presses oh that's really cool actually that's really cool actually yeah you're right [ __ ] you need time i'll rise the platform anything stop your water your water's stupid i'm getting super worried that this is going to end up with me back into reading could you imagine could you imagine if this [ __ ] takes us back this lp brings it all back together i stole this from an animation cell from cowboy bebop don't worry about it it's an homage it's an homage oh the body you stole what a jerk ass dude i want that jutsu so bad [Laughter] [ __ ] murdering kids so that you could take their bodies yeah i i wouldn't i would also like to have this bloody pat whatever i don't care [ __ ] them they didn't need it i'm smarter than them guess what whenever you regret killing someone you should have killed them yeah every time always but they're your cute little students that you believed in you never thought they'd grow up to come back and kill you no they're not going to kill me i'm going to kill them i would love to fight for those that are precious to me zach it's such a wife fred durst okay chan yeah yeah man i feel so sad about this let's make out yeah a little bit i feel something and have sakura watch yeah and then john cena's there so i believe this song is called sadness on song so later the naruto ost oh my god that's why you lost yourself yeah look how soft of a blow it is it's like ninjas die all the time in the battlefield but for naruto it was this old man who was about to die of natural causes anyway that's your first lost comrade because everyone else that you thought was dead never really died god that was so easy to take this hit honestly that was the [ __ ] that happens after this in the forest where it's like choji's [ __ ] dead yeah i don't care what anyone says he's on a tree and a butterfly flies off of him he's dead and he's like nah he's cool just hospital nah hospital we're just gonna assume everybody watching this hasn't even passing familiarity with what they're talking about i hope you don't so i can spoil everything okay so well people assume that we're me and pat we've been playing this with a giant banana man next to us that's the cost of my soul yeah i don't like kakashi of course he's the best but like he doesn't even account because he's just like he doesn't care he's outside the [ __ ] realms of i'm gonna shove it up your ass he can't lose right up in there these fingers can you imagine how many child asses these fingers have violated the other dumb thing about sasuke is i constantly think he's a pokemon gym trainer yeah the uchiha thing is a pokemon stupid pokemon that's bleeding it's supposed to be a fan yeah yeah he's an idiot oh oops that was a mistake hey it's me naruto here we go this is [ __ ] cool choose where you want to jump this is an actually cool mechanic what is going on with this game sakura yeah follow her she's going to get super strong one day one day not yet doesn't the whole plot revolve around this year again yeah there's a guy with a shingle ringing arm okay because like who was that that was willie was that pat in the because uh uh billy in the end told me that uh it's all about the shrinking baby that yeah he's trying to turn the moon into a giant shrinking and that's what the infinite tsukiomi is yeah so when we had the red moon and i was saying like the infinite tsukuyomi has begun it's because the moon is a giant challenge stop talking no no no it's a giant boruto gang uh i think i like the sharingan oh look at that water that's great like can i run on it no no you take damage in fact you'll have to learn that later i suppose awesome uh oh [ __ ] it's ninjas from village i never thought nothing village village nothing village iowa village nothing wow village we took these out of the factory but we didn't engrave anything on top we don't have a logo yet we're working on it at our clubhouse or or we stole them from existing ninjas and like re-polished it so good the symbol's gone maybe the fact that they maybe they lost their village and they're mad that's great some of these guys don't even have headbands they're a village back in the ninja wars yeah so this is these are guys from some [ __ ] village that got blown up by the leaf village and their butt hurt they didn't even earn a logo they deserve to get burned yeah no you deserve this pain nothing ninjas did either of you guys ever see the non-fox version of escaflone like the subbed version uh yeah yeah i bought the dvd set so did you do you also see the fox version yes so that is like the most crazy editing change i've ever seen to anything where in the very first fight and every other cool fight in the entire dub series the escaflone like uh choir theme plays yeah in the sub that plays as a special reward during the final fight only and it's in its other tracks for that and it's so much better it's so much better to just have it as the final boss music that's crazy i don't know nah come on shut up yeah shut up wooly if you don't know anything about naruto like pat no we'll get across before it explodes oh cool oh eat [ __ ] [ __ ] you naruto oh she's immensely satisfying no your is just right right there right away hey thanks to ryan friendship points whole social links hold why to open up your friendship oh my god wait wait wait we're getting in hot chocolate combos jutsus and friendship he is literally powered by friendship i just remembered that whole subplot of naruto turn into a sex lady so i can draw you oh yeah yeah yeah the thing that like i would also be like that's weird but [ __ ] whatever the author just drew the sexiest fox girl ever and i'm like i heard that jariah died at some point possibly that doesn't bother me at all over sex no it makes sense he's the second oldest man yeah so even though the only thing that makes him an old man is white hair it's a it's a big thing in japan is that old people should die for the good of society naruto distract these [ __ ] while i go to jail i have to go now i'm the most powerful dude in town sexy girls like being a sexy guy i kind of like it because it's like even if he's like jaraia is a good guy he's a hero but it's like if you give somebody infinite power they're gonna start peeping oh for sure well some some of them will yeah that guy's peeping over there i guess what the [ __ ] is that that's crazy there's no jutsu you have that's strong enough to get you past that oh these aren't even ninjas he's a thief that's one of the biggest problems in naruto universes there's nobody who's not a ninja what what the [ __ ] was that where'd the money go yeah yeah there there's some wood in here no naruto is not interested the wood radar is going off the charts did you girls know that i once blew my ass out yeah go get the [ __ ] wood well look if i look at my map sexy you have two or five woods girls yeah he needs three woods you gotta you gotta need to get three wood yeah i'm gonna go get wood this is the best this is we've exhausted this you can uh you exhausted your wood yeah yeah it's tired yeah it needs a little it needs a minute before you can slam it in the boat again oh i found some wood this wood is protected by sharp wood and i look at this blue over here there's a loop can i use it oh can you get in there you need to learn the slide technique no narrator sakura can get on get in there why can't why can't nalt crawl okay what oh i just my brain just went nasty when i actually meant to say nice nasty hey james [ __ ] you're the part of the warriors now becoming a ninja literally just in this world means you have to do everything oh look at the big dick waving around and then naruto comes in it's like my payment is i will [ __ ] your wife so [ __ ] jariah just blew it in his pants just now and he's like i'm done yeah i waved my arms around for five minutes and i that's all i needed you want to learn the recent gan go clean up in a spiral in a spiral yeah wipe it all down with a spiral motion with your hand i have to crush this this puss in a spiral pattern yeah but then in exchange just like jerry seinfeld taught me yeah then drya has to crush frogs oh cool i was really wondering who it would catch up to first like the inherent absurdity what's he got yeah do it i really hope yeah yeah we're going to see it you know what what he's just so confused by what he saw he's just standing there it's like should i crush it i was a lady type yeah i totally heard about that [ __ ] let me crush that [ __ ] that did you hear about my dick this is woolly eating anything music yeah yeah but then the problem is everyone gets used to kakashi putting a finger up the [ __ ] yeah i forgot she's also my favorite character because she makes sakura strong yeah but you know they get used to kakashi's fingers up their ass and yeah then it just doesn't do it anymore that's what i was gonna say is they can't get they can't get where they need to be without kakashi in the room who's got some eggplants we need kakashi in the room okay deep as he can be and he needs to pull out the sharon yeah i can see it i tried i'm walking around with a perverted old man yep what what's going to happen here my new train is going to teach me technique it's uh stealthy masturbating inside a subway wait do you mean like a like a metro like like the transit or do you mean like a jared's son kind of as willie pointed out there's gigantic metropolis skyscrapers in this [ __ ] you just just hide it inside the sandwich i'll need the 12-inch you're giving this sandwich away for charity i can't i can't there is better than being in this jared was the first hokage what would be on jared's headband eat thresh i'm i got stuck in place a hard drive do you know something about talking to women i don't i just blow my ass out on their faces box of chocolates girls like chocolate they love it wait for white day i also like chocolate get me chocolate wait for white day it's one of it's one of those things like girls like chocolate you know who else likes chocolate everyone [ __ ] you willie you do not observe white day i do not i really don't you refuse to observe why i'm actively trying to destroy white day well but i'm i like white day a lot can you not i enjoy white day wait what day is white day every day it's the sun [Laughter] that's the day jesus christ yeah at least pretend there's no way he can be that perverted yes there is i need to shove my head through the the the hot springs hole to get ready for my date oh she wants more she wants secret scrolls i'm no common hussy no jesus i'm an uncommon epic cop what's that cool guy in the back can we hit on him instead i'm a purple hussy yeah purple husties are hard there's only one of me wait [ __ ] you chocolates are common but you want flour there are flowers behind you let's all let's all just sit here it's a nice day yeah i love being inside character models it's snow that was getting pretty ridiculous today is a snow day yeah he's black on the inside like we all are he was great throwing out food yeah i just threw out a giant turkey the other day yeah i threw out i threw out some chicken and i was like i bought like two liters of milk and just dumped it no no no no one can eat this did you poison it first just to make sure no one could eat it well they that doesn't stop them from eating it yeah you don't know like they don't know that it's that it's not poison you just just get back towards like [ __ ] you [ __ ] unfair i can see how unwieldy the controls are versus being able to go through the [ __ ] thing yeah first try first trap all right they should not bring the flowers back to the woman william i don't wanna i don't wanna disappoint you but you know she's not going to take the flowers and be happy right you think i think she's going to take the flowers wow this is the thing that i just holistic relationship builder i've ever seen bring me an akatsuki coat well that's easy just order them online they're like 12 he's my good friend the ninja who's you fixed my boat that i'm not using you have a [ __ ] name thanks ninja slave are you the ninja that blew his ass out all over that baby see i got the swirl in my hair when the fourth hokage ate ramen and blew his ass out on my head as i was being born okay okay no no decelerate slow down yield quit willie just quit now just quit great where'd his mouth go that's what i pulled out of the water that was actually way easier than the [ __ ] i pulled out a giant [ __ ] pearl yeah look at you know what people love pearls that are brown yeah no black pearl no i want a brown pearl those are the fresh ones yeah yeah it shines for eternity it's brown [Laughter] i think it says expensive jewelry like brown is that delicious that yen coin i'm totally losing it that yenny and i'm not losing it over any of the jokes we made i'm losing it over wooly's like heartfelt plea to decelerate oh oh it's a cis come on man he was paying attention be cool just be cool just be cool about it look i know you've been protecting it for all these years like telling this the brother of a sister you're purging on like no just be cool about it don't be a narc you're just mad i got in there first dude this game was super legit [Music] don't have to decelerate [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] you you jammed on the brakes we're watching and playing anime yeah yeah it's the anime anime very animated [ __ ] on babies is gear too you went to gear three today's a good day it's a good day to [ __ ] on babies it's always a good day because they can't do anything yeah no they're idiots what are they gonna do wait i live in my own [ __ ] uh they won't even how will i know they they won't even grow up to take revenge because they won't remember yeah it's perfect it's a victimless crime yeah like punching someone in the dark no victims there hey you guys remember when the third hokage sacrificed his life to save us all yeah but now we're dealing with a brother that's like well if somebody's gonna smang my sister i wanted to be super hard i need to verify the strength of your pelvic thrust yeah if you save the village you have a federal breast inspector's car yeah like basically like i don't want to have to deal with her [ __ ] tomorrow so it'd be great if she couldn't even stand up to get out of bed it'd be nice prove to me show me what you have you think you're done do you think kakashi can put a chidori on the tip of his deck oh wow i don't think there was a reason to run become a ninja if you i can't make any bird noises how would you make a bird noise [Music] wow i guess what a lot of questions will be asked is that can so and so put blank blank on dickblank [Music] it's really interesting because naruto overlaps with parts of the ui and he under laps with some of the other ones well that's his way i think wooly's got it i think willie's got it timing couldn't be better there we go somebody forgot to turn off notifications i can't believe that god like ninja that could beat us all showed up again that murdered all of his family who were the best ninjas in our village also don't tell his brother but wait he was secretly a good guy wasn't he i heard that later i heard that i i think the explanation is you remember all that tsukiomi [ __ ] you're talking about turning the or earth into a sharingan or whatever he was trying to stop it he was like oh the uchiha family is actually yeah i'm assuming that the reason why he killed everybody was because he knew because they were the plan what no i think it's because they were going to be used for the infinite tsukiyo no i think it's because they were evil i don't know gator branch is 10 seconds you have 10 seconds to find naruto oh that's crazy oh wow yeah there's like a like an advanced technique oh oh so that's the danger you see a red one can we get can we get a picture of you know who who sasuke looks like in this this mirror's right now he looks like a human version of sonic a little bit and he means sonic and he's gotta go fast actually this is the speed that the the show goes at totally this is amazing yeah this is the [ __ ] coolest this is really good it's actually pretty interesting it's like how did the hero arrive that quickly in the manga right now this is the process i have to find my best friend have you seen those guys i heard they were crushing puss out here together and i wanted to get in on that i wanted to look with my new chidori dick i can see it i can see the waves i need multiple wingmen that are one wingmen doesn't that say a lot about your the ability to pick up chicks if you need like a hundred wingman you can sami can smell who he is like wouldn't you be able to tell just by [ __ ] looking at them they look like the same person no they're very different man you're such a [ __ ] it's asking me yeah if you get the all three and then do your spin [ __ ] you'll be you'll got it spin that [ __ ] one two oh you are you beat you [ __ ] wait you still have your meter though oh [ __ ] off damn it you did the thing too early end it by using your most that is so [ __ ] cool it's awesome and it ended oh no don't let him touch it don't let that's you no don't touch it this is weird now rub his nips a little bit while naruto watches yeah but he catches it yeah brothers get [ __ ] you unlocked attaching the versus mode i guess yeah a bunch of these mechanics are clearly built from around the verse yeah did you know that hatred powers everything you really don't i have enough hatred to beat people but i don't my entire life was dedicated to hating you still don't have enough now you're in the tsukiyomi oh that's cool man oh my god that's really cool shadow effect on sasuke looks fantastic like really wow please getting into it yeah i know i [ __ ] iced them i was a huge hero and i need you to hate me so that you'll be strong enough to defeat them i did all i did all this to get that wu tang remember to use your friendship points to level up your narrato you don't have enough friendship points to level up anything like your jutsu and your chakras that's sad i want to put strength everyone wants to put strength wearing brown like i know i know the brown note village like the sound village the sat if the sound village had the brown note jutsu that would be naruto would be like i have a defense against this technique yeah where's a baby if there's a baby here then the baby will be ashamed remember remember if there's some type of stand that has the power to shoot his pants every jojo character would die but naruto would live uh joseph would be there joseph would be the only one just punch him there's a cow in the background there's no cows i noticed that before in a previous background i didn't want to talk about it because i felt strange you don't feel strange cows they do feel strange get all these broads out of here said plague of graves yeah i need to [ __ ] my pigs he said in this weird new york accent yeah farmersonly.com meet black single farmers it's a larger group than you would expect don't have to punch your [ __ ] inside out they wanted what's inside you naruto you have a liver that's good they're looking for corn yeah juice unfortunately you have a steady supply due to all the ramen you eat that has corn yeah that made that whimpering noise or he's like funny [Laughter] let's get our vocal fry going on you know what i bet it's going to build up to when you're chasing after sasuke you see all of them around you like all five people and it'll be really cool wait oh there's items too now go for the correct path i'm going for it i would kill for get that money would get that money yeah i might need it to make 12 year olds buy gifts for my girlfriends girlfriends wow whoa that's a that's a word that's not my lady callers my victims my victims i gotta you gotta find chess beefers yeah she's in the bar getting [ __ ] loaded and you're like honey you can't drink all these these drinks you'll get all beefed up she's like i am beefed up oh i see that welcome back to boruto ichigo accidentally fell into the the cavern hold on these adults look at this child they see the leaf village headband on his head so that's right what a [ __ ] you hear about that [ __ ] terrible place that's like it's really run down i can't believe italy sucks says to a guy that's wearing an italy flag [ __ ] yeah you lost [ __ ] no you didn't great i'm third place behind kakashi and mike's guy i can't believe she's not a sand village ninja so this isn't going to be as lovely as the eating ramen like mini games from like muramasa where it's the most deliciously rendered food ever but at least you knew that naruto did his little clapping when it's it attacky 25 more for strength yeah strength yeah that's what i'm saving up for you okay don't look at me eating my ramens i'll accidentally [ __ ] on the baby oh god dude oh no we're getting complicated for a while and there we go all right abc whatever now i beat that [ __ ] 72 naruto bucks zero out of seven are mad so that a [ __ ] but i'm assuming she was playing these hammered yeah yeah that's the idea she's drunk and playing them lying down so she couldn't see over the goods if you can't handle sanade at her worst you don't deserve her at her jiggliest when's that all the time oh what oh that was worth it oh and now he's the ninja that's [ __ ] sick oh wow okay i have a problem right now yeah my problem is but i forgot we were recording this because you were just watching it be cool and i just was just watching it be cool with my mouth open and not thinking about stuff not thinking about what you're thinking about here are the reasons why like evangelion 3.33 were not a good movie are you just taking your twitter conversations into lps didn't you no you already answered that [ __ ] on twitter no one cares also did you not talk about this when you did the evangelion episode from mecca week oh we totally did that yeah like don't don't don't blow up my spot but your spot is garbage [Laughter] clearly strength seems to be like the most like the biggest one it's the biggest you think you want to hold on to what you got i want to hold on to what we've got shut up i don't think that appears in naruto you hang out hey look you you hang out with us to do that training you hang out with aaron once and you start singing all over the [ __ ] you might have beaten me but i'm faster no you're not also their third party a race you're going to have to race around the city without yeah yeah of course you mean yeah yeah yeah yeah is the goddamn [ __ ] the coolest and strongest but also most forgettable you gotta knock them oh don't let him do that [ __ ] just punch him that worked there you go i need to do a chakra to take my dog out whatever it was actually a kawarimi he turned into wood at the end of that shut up no it wasn't that was nothing okay that didn't settle it so then what yeah you helped me with my mission you know what this is this is the [ __ ] fantasy star bet okay you won but it doesn't count because no okay you won this is kiba conning naruto into [ __ ] doing his work yeah hustle loyalty respect oh there's a dodge move oh no [ __ ] way running [Music] a ton of times but legitimacy legitimacy is what's happening because we put up the trailer for this and everyone's like oh no broken bond and i'm like what the [ __ ] are you talking about so i talk for a living and then i go hang out with my parents and my mom constantly fluff sentences like this but worse i get worried i get super worried time will fix everything no one won't i've been noticing that that liam's getting worse in his speaking too which means he's getting over there i i have like a problem i'm fighting like multiple real speech impediments that i've overcome with manliness and practice manliness he says yeah takes a huge man to know how to speak good yeah quote that [ __ ] you [ __ ] out of context i i would love to meet that man one day so tell me what's your favorite uh position uh doggy style all right well who do you wish she was that eloquent no no that's no that's the video yeah oh because then the guy was like oh well i everyone loves that that was actually a poor answer i'm glad i asked this smart question they were at the avn awards joe rogan was there joe rogan's always there isn't he presenting and performing when joe rogan isn't teaching people how to punch people he's watching people get awards for having sex or podcasting as he hunts animals down oh wait he podcasts during that now that's a man oh was it two or three i think it was two [Music] that's not the one i wanted to do that incorrectly willie i must have if gatsu is guts then jutsu should be juts wait what's that dumb name for titans wasn't that like completely created by the uh commie subs i don't even know i don't even know what the truth is i remember reading this i just want to hate it i remember reading this massive blog post on kami subs website that was like no no god no no no it's the odin's yeah i know that i know the show is called attack on titan and everything and every single official source calls them titan but it's actually more accurate than the official title is there a keeper's hole it's actually more accurate than the author's intent just like finn told us we should go home and play our narutos finn was right yeah i think i bet you he put that line in case he was a fan quick yeah yeah oh wow that is a [ __ ] fan oh idiots oh why'd you come naruto i know why because you pressed the button because you had him on follow don't die don't die kiba i know dogs just die when they go on water but i said seven years to one year yeah i wanted to say you know you dare you i feel like that's the kind of gag that should end with like a zoom in on like shino's face taking his sunglasses off and just being like [Laughter] well the thing about the thing about sip is that looks really fluffy and like you wanna pet them those ninja dogs they look badass yeah you want amaterasu on your side you see that statue not now not in the middle of an lp did you see it though hey dude your dog's on fire yeah no that's that's how yeah no i think that was like the worst thing they could have possibly done because they they let us know that we were watching like the muppet babies versions of cool ninjas but guess what that's all of anime forever until the end of time true the main roster is always the uncoolest of the rosters and then the ones who came before the adult strength are always the real thing like dad is literally the same character in his adult years okay take a popular shonen anime right take any of them tell me if the rulers are just not shown in [ __ ] i don't know what's it called again what when you when you do the [ __ ] ass fingers um there's a name for it rude oh i'm afraid to look this up there's no there's no idea can't show i'm thinking back to like gara showing up in the show it's he's super weird because garage has this [ __ ] messed up tone shift where you go from like zabaza who's supposed to kill people and that fight is bizarrely bloodless yeah to people being crushed so hard their their blood explodes out and their bodies yeah the [ __ ] uh lunchbox apple instead of kunai like yeah yeah it's not gonna cover that [ __ ] how do you censor raining blood i need to carry i carry an umbrella around why because there's so much blood coming down all the time i don't want to mess up my hair that being said the recovery team cheated like crazy they had assists they had three assists it's seven on five and they still lose most of their matches whoa oh sharper reflexes more damage okay so this is the awareness one when used in battle yeah you just become faster and better it's a dragon install yeah i'm down for that you know what's great dog install dog oh dog con dog dog dog [ __ ] eat some ramen report your success eat some ramen right now first we eat [Laughter] shop wow naruto sure acting like naruto in the town i want to take you to the naruto you ain't got to pay [ __ ] to the government says man in jail [ __ ] you naruto no no no no no no no no no no so talk to you you know what someone sent me a message somebody's name is bort you [ __ ] like his name is actually pork like a kid how did this happen like how accurate is it considering he's never actually seen a girl he saw that's what the mist is about he doesn't he doesn't know oh [ __ ] there's multiple levels so this was the weirdest what was that dude's plan then this is to not get killed by the raspberry this is cannon right yeah the first time he uses it he uses it on some scrubs in the village that weren't ninjas and then you find out that it's one of the god techniques that kills people why would you casually fire that gun to impress a child you shot that guy in the foot a you see that he only resenting him below the waist that you're gonna have to do the one that degrades it from attempted murder to assault with a weapon well you gotta do the water balloon training jariah why'd you do the river singing to ashy larry [Laughter] oh my god there's a lot scoop them [ __ ] the [ __ ] though get those oh there's a big dark section yeah get the [ __ ] fishies i want them black fish just just just sprinkle some chicken in one side of the yeah in the tank all right going for black fishes is worth everything they're worth more they're worth more on the fish market oh yeah if you can get some other light-skinned fish and with the dark fish then that's good too the non-threatening shades of fish oh man see it's it's it's weird because the the darker fish are easier to get because time seems to slow down when you're about to grab yeah also those other dark fish there other darker fish come up to me like hey i'm your son [Music] had a lot of eggs man all over this tank yeah the tanks big place hey check it out check out check that to make sure that that's actually my kid oh you are here how many kids could you have uh giuseppe hey my name is dark fish i'm looking for my parent darkest fish welcome to welcome to fish town can't find them dark fish turn off the tv turn off the fish tv that fish probably spawned two towns over man one day somebody's gonna compile all this [ __ ] into like a three hour long super cut you mean one day someone's gonna listen to our videos or or or look at a single audience you act as if there's down time in between the racism one day as in now i'm having levi do that right now no boobs some say boobies that's good oh wow yeah that's how it feels kids quick do it liam will find that one girl i want to climb these buildings my power my power is like really oh okay oh well i thought it was going to be something that was woolly laments gameplay feature he is doing at the time okay here's another like timeline annihilating contrivance pachinko parlors no when that pops up in the show i was like yeah that's fine no tvs and laptops gambling addiction can happen any time in any world hey look naruto do you want to play the virtual fighter pachinko machine yeah rubber balls the rubbery the better you mean like condoms yeah get those latex that's a strong jutsu the rubber ball store i can barely feel this jutsu that means oh that would sterilize you no problem oh yeah and then you and then you're good to go what about the other stuff now don't worry about that stuff you don't need that stuff oh okay you just take a pill take one of tsunade's beaver pills or one of choji's food pills man shino's girlfriend probably had it rough are these crabs nah man they're ninjas i was watching other all right i was watching stanford's devil may cries uh yeah you were i knew he couldn't avoid talking about it and and then there's just silence just like hey i don't like this guy dante and then chad asked him well would you have sex with him and then he goes well like let him [ __ ] me or should i [ __ ] him let him [ __ ] you no i wouldn't [ __ ] him i'd let him [ __ ] me though are you a fan of or do you hate the learn the new technique it depends on the technique it really does uh it depends on a couple of things and i guess i can break it down to a couple steps number one how long does it take period right if we're talking episodes is it more than two if we're talking chapters is it more than five right sure um if it's more than that it's like come on [ __ ] off right second how interesting are the individual steps of the learner hold on this is getting cool yeah because it's making it harder because a solid object so for example um joseph joestar in battle tendency learning how to use new moves with the ripple is a two-episode long process in which he climbs a big greased up pillar and it is the most exciting [ __ ] in the world someone helps add to the length uh naruto [ __ ] with these balls i feel like it takes only one episode but it's [ __ ] boring you can do it you can do it you can do it your holes are filled with snakes i don't know if you know this uh centipedes in my holes way more likely way more likely than you think why because i did the jutsu to summon to put them there [Laughter] so like the level of prank like he like like you know just does a bunch of hand gestures and then the girl ninja he's fighting just goes i gotta leave right now i need i need some vegetables i need i need i need time out i'm just thinking like the level of like because these are all like 12 year olds right yeah the level of us now the level of absurd evil child pranking that would be going on during this this process is horrific like think of the abuse these kids could do with their powers oh yeah and as you can see through walls oh yeah yeah yeah like thank god he's a mature don't give this amount of power to a child he's a mature uh for his age yeah like like shino can magic bugs anywhere he wants well the idea is that all the kids of [ __ ] hidden village are all mature-ish yeah and naruto's the [ __ ] kiva can turn into a dog i'm so glad we figured that out it makes that it makes that move a lot more innocent like legit yeah ladies here i come and it makes jiraiya way creepy perfect because that means if jarya got in there he's like what's up with these bags of sand i don't get it what's up with these these whiskers where they shouldn't be the whiskers are cute though but not in that place don't put them over there and dry and then narrows like it's a personal choice all right don't judge my kink that's how i express myself that's [ __ ] you what's up with this spiral patch of hair on your [ __ ] stop oppressing my ninja away all right no naruto it doesn't go on the shoulder it goes where i want it no you don't have any checkers yeah take the pill eat a pill i don't know okay eat it i can go without the pill no you need it sir you need the pill sir said girl says your wife has been calling me sir she's telling me to prescribe you this i'm going to take yourself if you're a doctor if your doctor told you that [ __ ] you're like please just just take it she told me that if you don't take the pill she's back to reading naruto yeah yeah yeah yo what up i'm a down this street overlord right here right now to make sure oh my blood pressure i thought you were gonna say like you saw tsunade and you're like i'm gonna take some street overlord right now two birds one stone and that stone is my dick and as long as i have those pills no no you know what she'd crush it yeah she crushed it hard i'm an old lady and i figured out how to make myself look dirty forever wow [Music] i don't know i'll pass i'm afraid the glamour's gonna come off yeah i'm sorry it was that glass someone's coming the slug will ensure you're not going anywhere god her goddamn [ __ ] animal's a slug i [ __ ] forgot hey do you think uh sega will sue us if we put up like chess beefers as arrows to follow no just just and they rotate as you get closer i don't know how you would even use those to point at something oh you can depending on the type there's a direction yeah they don't wanna let you know i'm referring specifically to the ones wooly's referring oh yeah no that's a little tougher i don't know how you that how can those even point out and some slugs like even in the official art they're so heavy they're drooping yeah okay we're not hitting obari territory it's not my sure annuity uh no chess people are way worser than my shirt like naruto's characters are all like believable cups i believe believe it what the [ __ ] is that little punk's name with the cutting [ __ ] uh liam i can't believe arochimaru was so stupid as to just believe that she would just heal his [ __ ] on our hokage is baby liam shouts who are these people missy elliot stepped down when she lost her her below her sacred for her good friend here we go i really like that your health bars are massive when dry misses and attacks it looks like a fool man look at that sick fight naruto's having in the background yeah oh wow him and cabot are really throwing down oh no get away from my points yeah don't let that oh no no no this is awesome oh don't steal me do whatever you got to do wills you can do it oh that's that's eating it to that so yes he's like a mortal kombat boss oh my god wooly you've discovered the secret ninja tech stuck in a pattern [ __ ] yourself yeah rub his tummy this feels weirdly easier than the other ones oh [ __ ] so the fight clearly is made so that you have to win like that because he just heals himself from all damage for free go back to your awesome village of cool people that make amazing music look at all our dumb [ __ ] we got it's a slug man it's a [ __ ] slug oh gamma bunta you [ __ ] cool dude that big [ __ ] in his face how do you stuff your pipe look how cool the slug is like the other ones are just animals in the wild and gamma buns has like got clothes and pipes and like a whole [ __ ] porn he's got a he's on a tablet oh i'm out of this [ __ ] oh no oh no oh wow you ruined the dramatic one and done my i was watching that my hands were down what the [ __ ] is gara i don't know what it's a badger but it doesn't look like a magical it never made sense i almost put my controller down again you stupid i'm getting into it i'm sorry don't get into it fight it mangoes being downloaded onto wooly's phone right now that's super cool [Applause] hey what's written on the squirrel jariah oh it's just ninth level wish yeah i just keep this around porn magazine i have the i have the diamond powder and the and the basilisks egg and all that [ __ ] that you need so you know what you all packed why do you think i write so much porn these these reagents are expensive she uses magic if it's not just usual magic i mean makeup so not too much by makeup i mean magic so and so then the question arises if anyone with sufficient ninja powers can do that why are there old people in this universe why wouldn't everyone do that you think i don't want to use chakra to get some of this hair back but if the growth of your hair meant you had to feel constipated all day because you're straining to hold it yeah so would you does that every day regardless he's always what happened next did the rubble burn down uh yeah half glass full i guess huh it's starting to look real good that's i just stepped over a body old man there's my child i can't believe you didn't get all these dead children out of the streets did you hear that itachi is super cool i did i seen it up until a certain point he's got a he's got a cool jacket that has not been ruined by cosplayers yet hey where's that weird ninja who has that cactus [ __ ] for a face finish it's also really good what the [ __ ] like imagine him he's like what technique is so rough when did you learn that why did you you killed him he's dead we need the flashback where missy elliot tries to save aaliyah but can't yeah because aaliyah was going down the wrong path yeah yeah and the path of jamaica the path of shoving too much [ __ ] [ __ ] onto a plane in jamaica and then and then as the plane went down she stuck her hands out like no but then pulled it back in a fist no no yeah when the plane crashed this elia looked up to the sky and felt it someone's getting real yeah that's hitting someone real hard and then someone painted a giant picture of elia's face on the hood of a car yeah how could you i gotta say that someone ate me because i honestly feel like why would you be that dumb to put that much [ __ ] when your pilot tells you not to but anyway yeah we're getting something how could you how could you possibly mock this entirely self-created tragedy i wouldn't you know pat sometimes i like to leah a lot like try again is like a [ __ ] high-pass song it's like oh man it's such a tragedy what happened they combined their drugs in a way that their doctor told them would kill them and then they died uh yeah it's like ryan done and then and then the doctor ate the drugs with them and died too it's it's like it was like when ryan dunn died like oh what a tragedy oh he drove drunk and died in a car crash so this [ __ ] has been sleeping for like a week never wanted that puss he never wanted it but bort says in the end that he did naruto's like why didn't you like shut up are you for real in the end yeah they actually hit one of the kids is theirs willie knows he wrote it the girl that shows up yeah exactly he never wanted it until off camera he wanted it they made him want it can you describe what i was just doing please you're working reeling incredulously looking around because that doesn't play in audio and it feels like a like it feels self-indulgent for me to describe it what the [ __ ] just happened like i'm looking at oh i thought you were out of world for a second looking at the sky i'm looking around at you how did that happen my hands are all the way open at how much of a [ __ ] failure that is uh you can't do that we're saying man here no i can do my distraction that that's a bug that's a bug if i could yeah that's not fair no but naruto's remembering it differently yeah hey nancy you remember when i beat you rasengan like what what technique the technique i've never seen and don't know what it is that's what people are seeing at night just this child is running around popping pills with pill dust just collecting look bombs no we don't know what he's collecting because we can't see it oh it's true so we just assume he's up to something but he looks really urgent that was fun that was lots of fun meiji adventure i had fun i must tell big boobs [ __ ] save the game just [ __ ] yeah i don't want to ever [ __ ] do that again so as a result of this lp i have been blasted through the winner at various places of uh particularly the the uh ultimate jutsus in the neural not their ultimate hero all right uh the stop running in the ultimate ninja storm series yep and i like so naruto at some point becomes pure orange with a black coat with like orange lines yeah i believe that's the final form that i see like screenshots of from looks [ __ ] awesome it looks pretty looks [ __ ] so cool i don't remember whether you're insane but i've probably seen it i just don't remember it's so [ __ ] talk to this [ __ ] oh man i would have watched shapuden if there was no goddamn filler in the regular episodes i would have gone back i would have done it uh if shippuden was the beginning of the franchise i would i would have gone back but then that then wooly you told me that they were putting filler into the internet into the yeah and now it was inescapable so therefore i was done i read the description of a filler episode where naruto has his shadow clothes yeah yeah yeah and they [ __ ] they turn on them they cause a mutiny while they're all on a boat they turn onto [ __ ] and they all mister me seeks him because he refuses to put them away and and they tie him up would you like some brahman that is the dumbest thing i have ever heard no but it was a dream of one of his shadow clones so he shares the memory so you know what he's got a multiple man so the worst part about that is not that that's the stupidest thing in the world is it the worst part that's just why i saw what woolie was talking about and the worst part is that filler episode is part one oh it's a two-parter oh no i always think that if like a fortune teller or someone as mystical power tells you oh now you can do it against someone time to steal from cowboy bebop hey do you think i should follow the attachy symbol right over here what oh my god what why why why it's a chance no it's saskates somebody linked me to screen grabs of a naruto fan forum of people that's the best of the naruhina suicide watch oh yeah people melting down over the uh sacramento they're gonna they're not too late like they're they're the scarf could have been for two people they are arguing down to the final chapter it's amazing it's amazing naruto and he gets that hannah okay they were pointed at each other for like eight years yeah yeah and i'm not talking like in story i'm talking about in books in shows furthermore sakura has like spent forever pretty much this is sakura sakura has spent forever not being interested in naruto at naruto at all and like it's it's very nearly new yes and it's extremely clear she has nothing she wants nothing to do with it oh good one you know and it's like why would you push this thing that's just like destructive relationship did you want naruto and and sakura to be in a loveless marriage also no sakura and saskatoon loveless marriage is perfect it shouldn't be any other way quick naruto eat it believe it that you can eat it believe your ability to eat it yeah you can do it if you can eat it you can believe it then you can [ __ ] it out onto that baby yeah final baby yeah i always assume that it'll go down just as fast so i assume he's gonna jump as soon as i press the button oh and it's not you know what's really annoying though is that the the the trap has no sound effects no sound perfect but like there's a delay like i'm heading forward now yeah what no way it's just that delay you heard the click that's crazy you heard the click that's bananas you know what i never understood maybe you can explain this to me about the dragon ball how come they didn't just wish cell into non-existence look the the how come they didn't wish for this or that he can't kill people it's something we can't get into i thought i thought you said you can't kill someone isn't that not true or you can wish people back to life but you can't wish someone to why not why not maybe i'm thinking of something else why not wish that goku is a billion times stronger yeah yeah yeah there you go how about the goku the one what is the answer to that oh hold on hold on i can keep this in then billy's got answers for us go on billy what's up speak up so the mics pick you yeah okay so uh shen one cannot win all the wishes okay he's not strong enough and you cannot wish something that's stronger than the [ __ ] okay that's it so that's the reason why he cannot wish goku to be strong can you wish people to get killed you can okay but not like sell sell is too strong okay oh wow okay but there was um uh there is for example um there's an example where uh roma wish goku to be sent back to her after killing prayer okay and don't put that note okay yeah uh i cannot grant your wish because uh because goku said uh so goku had the ability to say no to the win okay that's yeah okay what happened that's [ __ ] dumb that's [ __ ] dumb okay thanks a lot billy billy can you answer why 1010 gets shafted all over the story when i was talking to billy about naruto he was just loud she was just like uh you're back in yeah [Laughter] i saw i saw somebody do a really interesting breakdown of like all the problems in naruto's story and the biggest problem is that any character with any development uh the author kishimoto is that his name can not let them be villains if you have the other thing if you have any character development you must eventually go back to the good team yeah [ __ ] and and that ends up with a situation where every bad guy ever joins the good guy team and oh [ __ ] the final villain has no build up at all yeah that [ __ ] sucks i i i know because the the like i was plago sending me a rant about how sasuke is just a worthless [ __ ] and he never gets his comeuppance never because friendship and i believe in you and i'm not going to let you be naruto human garbage trolls like no sasuke and i we're pros we're froze let him get away with everything do you think the manga stole the panels from cowboy bebop also somehow well he's the expert on that woolly yeah yeah he's regenerating all this that's that's basically the the the amount of like comeback i wanted on that stupid thread oh you lose anyway who the [ __ ] is this super talented [ __ ] zen goku did you guys get did you get spoiled on how the manga ends with the last big fight no i didn't actually okay because i heard that like naruto and and i heard that kiss no like whatever first hokage is not with their mouths he has all the jutsu and they're fighting him and they only just so he can't do a sexy no jutsu are you shut up yeah so apparently you're a liar you are a liar i you know how could i like now that we're in this it's impossible for people to not shoot spoilers out that's a lie i refuse no i believe it and now we're gonna see the pages coming at your twitter sexy ninjutsu believe it believe it sexy nojutsu saves the world if you if you're [ __ ] if your tweet does not include the words believe it i will not that's how that works that's the word oh my god it's fine i'll choose a life one that's for verses there's no way that's actually viable in in it's never worked once and it missed that one time i came close you saw it yeah i saw lady hopefully she didn't want these fiscal reports we had a bunch of people we had a bunch of regular hulk hoggies and now we had a lady yeah it's like no one else is saying lady hockey yeah what's wrong with you he's an [ __ ] that's what's wrong with him he feels also need to make so here's the deal because of his special eyes he is even more aware of the beefer situation yeah yeah yeah that was the stupidest every ripple there you go and he threw one at me and it's never gonna hit yeah it was never oh god damn i saw you take your hands off the controller why i scratched my knee just try the jack kick over and over yeah yeah yeah there you go let's do the dive kick over and over look holy [ __ ] did you see that what the [ __ ] was that do i want to fight no no no you don't okay he'll kick your ass it's kiba he'll kick your ass raw i'll i'll let you guys determine the the extra content don't don't fight kiba what if i get something good out of it well we need to know whether you can you're gonna let us determine the extra content no i said that but it's not true all right i'm going home that's the extra content yep okay how about a napsy oh man yeah there's an app there's an app icon for naps yeah just follow yeah yeah just take the nap icon yeah shove it up your ass what's this what's this shop about it's about grandmas how many grandmas do you want grandmother's was kit with finish killer combos with a big [ __ ] oh wow i can't believe we're still hyping up this [ __ ] nobody ninja man get your filler arcs in you got to do it that's save the village good job little child yeah we didn't even get a a a ranking class on this mission we don't maybe you're going to get it right after this cut soon what class was it oh yeah you did no we don't know what class it was no that's good now you objective completed but you completed it was it an s rank mission you completed it you beat it you beat it you know what i always hated about uh yeah what's his his kid design looks like he's wearing panties on his head i was about to say the only thing that makes him really annoying is the panties on the head strap and it's just a bandana with holes cut into it yeah but they made it look worse way worse i have some protein for you right here said naruto [ __ ] jutsu that's the third time in like five minutes well don't set me up that one was setting you up there you go there it's all good [ __ ] no jutsu no problem the only one that can do it on i bet it only detects crates and not chips and now that woolly didn't get them for no reason it's actually impossible but it was right near your starting point take a right take a right right here wasn't it right here nope the first crate no didn't i did i actually not grabbed i thought you did i could have sworn i ran into it the first one like i know it says one of seven but i really do remember running into it it was said zero of seven before maybe that was a tutorial bag oh man that is the worst explanation ever but he might be right that's the worst part about it those are good videos the fact that every object causes the stun state is a little it's almost like sound effects are packed into these objects i feel like we're playing sonic adventure right yeah no totally totally totally there we go but this has a better story yes it does barely it also has less incest maybe i don't know nothing has lessons that's the sonic i'll pick a direction until the the whole thing's no you know what this is way better than neji's you know why because you don't have to activate a [ __ ] jutsu to get the radar that's true you're yeah you're right you still have to activate a jutsu but at least it's not just to even know oh my god this [ __ ] radar [ __ ] is the worst it's quite awful holy [ __ ] keep going i think it's in the center of town keep going fast perimeter search for [ __ ] i love this to be turned out to be a huge bug [ __ ] this game yeah oh no the game is cool it's hype maybe you have to turn in the quest there's a whole perimeter around you turn in the quest here i'm going to run up to this side and then go around to the right i guess exactly yeah or left [ __ ] turn in the quest maybe you're done no you're not turn in the quest you say yeah there's no quest to turn in where where do where would you propose or whoever gave you the chip he gave it to himself [Laughter] like my [ __ ] gut turn it into my gut that's what you got to do you go that way that way yeah it's that okay because otherwise the maps you see how the maps flashing blue yeah yeah i know see so no no it's that that way yeah so i got to find the crossing otherwise there's one right behind you but otherwise they'll just take damage there's a bridge right you you were right next to it the whole time you were right next to the bridge the whole time no no he's doing it just ignore the easy to use bridge where is it where is it right there there there oh my god i like galby barbecue potatoes oh we got a brand do we know the brand oh too bad well you're gonna have to go through another i destroyed all the chips in town and none of them [ __ ] saved my delicious hunger i will now start to kill and eat people in order of worthlessness [Music] gotta so we get the team up mission with him too oh my god i'm gonna [ __ ] fall yes finally the two best characters together they really stretched this out a lot longer than they needed to oh god this is the last guy we need to team up with no i know i know and then you did the final chase whatever his name that better be like five boss fights right in a row yeah against the sound guys i'm definitely yeah going to be for sure we gotta head to the chip factory just go right to the source this is the most pointless of all naruto missions i need to get the potato chips pure i saw i saw some people talking about there's one very suspicious thing about the narrato the second time jump with bolt sorry with bort yeah bort everyone's kids are the same age everyone's kids all the heroes they all got married that's fine that makes sense they had a big war right all the kids are the same age and the kids were not born one year after the war they were born several years after the war yeah they don't talk about the the hidden leaf secret pagan festivals yeah so you know it's wife swap day yup at the ninja village i'm a swap sasuke everyone's like no you can't tell can't tell who sperm it is except for that yellow spiky hair coming out of it believe it oh my god that's the worst image i've ever heard in my life is it though that's bad because i'm just i'm just thinking of like a bowl with with sperm in it and like there's the narrative spiky hair that's that's the worst that's more like or like a um a [ __ ] a turkey baster oh just did ubisoft like intentionally make this game to like emulate filler like orcs one would think like it's so nuts that how one to one it is of the feeling it's crazy you can defeat this fiendish potato chip ninja man i'm just i'm blown away but at the spike that happened right after we got in between recordings right like that that's the worst part because you came back and you were unfresh but there was also a massive you can snow you can see it you can straight up see it yeah totally worth these potato chips yep all this pain clear the tracks so the trips can get through i can't wait for three more encounters just like that man [ __ ] galby what a bunch of [ __ ] [ __ ] galbi hashtag there's sub-standard chips that don't taste like real barbecue tostitos man choji you have to beat orochimaru yeah no you beat orochimaru and now you're fighting the dastardly potato chip ninjas that's the strongest clan nice that's crazy i have these flapping red i have these flaccid gropy hands that come out of my ass that's my special jutsu flap it look at my flapping my hands have no bones in them so they're all flappy no they have tons of bones they're all big and veiny bones oh my god dude okay i have to go buy some items you can't you're locked in no wait let's see the options you're you're you're locked in hold on no i had to run up to that fight no no oh my god oh my god do it the rival company boss is especially strong i can't believe this rival company is so strong the ceo of pizza but yeah he looks really calm i love being groped by a child like i can't believe how much all right can we yep you hear it i hear snip snip no jutsu oh no what have we defeated the guys that make orochimaru look like chumps sorry i wasn't paying attention what what happened i think we got him i think we got him i'm shocked that there wasn't three fights and not just and just two i'm i'm [ __ ] thankful for that i did it for nothing no you got a whole crate of chips oh yay that'll your shot let me take even more drugs than usual yeah well you need them back to the leaf yeah oh yeah what is that what is that ninja card uh oh uh who is it okay it's gonna be potato chip man i i i it's a fight oh geez we're just we're in a fight holy crap that's what i get thank god we saved it oh thank god thank ho cage oh yeah no just let it happen yeah yeah don't even [ __ ] try you can totally do a bit of uh oh no that's a trap you could have changed it like like it it appears right at the edge you could have changed it like it was so sudden so sudden so fast oh here it comes here comes yay that's so fun the entire game should have been nice yeah you're totally right wow naruto's almost [ __ ] dead yeah actually i don't know what happens if you got hit if you die in this mode yeah you utah in real life yeah you hit a tree and like a controller just sends electricity into wooly a branch decapitates you auto block yeah get autoblocks cause that gem because this is a game where you end up facing the wrong way constantly yeah uh even ten percent that's nice yeah that's a good one yeah so now throw that in your ass naruto yeah shove it in there shove it in there no 286 go down there go down 26 out of 221 gold coins yeah you missed a lot of gold coins how many 10. i didn't see look there's [ __ ] hundreds of gold coins in these [ __ ] places they're hidden all over the map and it's up to the player to find them voice we got our work cut out no you do yeah you do not you do i'm not playing this [ __ ] so i swapped out my the killer inner fox with killer impact which oh dude that's so good increasing the damage of anything by 60 is a good percentage unless it's like your jab no wait that's still amazing yeah that's pretty good yeah i i remember what it was at before there's some there's some bugs some big big changes um here's the problem though we're now hitting the point where we're running out of friendship points almost in the game yeah yeah i'd say that's accurate and it turns out you've got to run around and like fish at every single location because the number of points in the game is i is like you could that you can attain there aren't enough friendship points in the world left to level up no you're friends with everyone in your own village so you have to go to the sand village and be like will you guys be my friend and who's who's there gaara and kangaroo and tamari as somebody who has it doesn't watch it like i think the most horribly creatively bankrupt thing in in in there too was like who's the final boss of this character who's kankaro's final opponent it's a puppet guy who's sasuke's final it's a sharingan guy who's yourself who's kakashi's big bet it's the guy whose eye he has has the same moves like ever like but naruto doesn't have a guy that has a firefox demon inside them no no daddy i have learned more about naruto in the past week off of twitter than i had in the entire run of the show that i actually watched yeah is it hitachi is this a travis touchdown transition yeah is it a tattoo because it's exactly like i'm gonna crank up my volume a little bit yeah do it is there is this a letter from attaching going i see you ah because this is a [ __ ] it um we've been working really hard to make our village look beautiful again after a road harder attack however we still don't have enough workers or whatever so as a result all those [ __ ] ninjas get down oh my god yeah you gotta clean yeah i remember this so this was the first part do shikamaru oh yeah i bet chickamau really likes cleaning and menial work man i can't hold this back i found out that in an alternate universe in which the uchiha clan never died sasuke still becomes the exact same [ __ ] you were talking about that earlier when you walked in and it's like i love that trope because it's like the mask is just an excuse the the the the death and the revenge the revenge against hitachi don't matter at all they have nothing to do with it he is a petulant arrogant child who is always going to be a roche martial always always destined to be a [ __ ] oh my god no matter what happens oh my god that is the worst character in the world because these are characters that are entirely defined by their backstories the sasuke the only thing that exists in sasuke's character is that he is a [ __ ] and that he had a bunch of bad stuff happening that turned him evil right but but also when he was young he made a promise with nalt to be friends did he i forgot that barely they made the finger promise they always cut back to them standing at the at the little waterfront yeah it wasn't yeah but he didn't care about that not really no and like the first thing he says when he walks in is uh he introduces himself to the class and he's like my name is sasuke uh i don't like many things i hate a lot of things though and uh i don't have a dream because i'm gonna make it a reality yeah i have to kill a certain someone like uh spoilers to everyone the name of this lp is naruto the broken bond that is the bond that is broken that is being referred to so we're we're 10 minutes in and we've already completely stopped talking about naruto and we can't find the [ __ ] [ __ ] because this radar and that's why we stopped talking about written rudin we will never know the the level of like copying tapes with of your own dubs are your own subs right that's that's crazy and yeah and then using a vhs [ __ ] thing to put them on that was insane people who did that they were heroes yeah they invented this [ __ ] they were on they started this animation they started this lifestyle this is the [ __ ] thanks they get they are unsung heroes i will proceed to sing their praises now while those people spent a lot of time for their cartoons they say hey what are you doing saturday night i'm painstakingly editing frame by frame a bunch of poorly translated subtitles onto this ninja show okay speaking of thanks man yeah speaking of painstaking like i actually like maybe i missed them before the team four star put out a video recently like here's how we did the latest episode and maybe i'm like a little ignorant of of what this but they're like well we just changed the lip sync we just animated over it uh because it didn't match our script if you're doing it i was like wait what you guys saw that they announced it's going to be an actual anime the new berserk stuff i did see that i did see that man it looks like [ __ ] but hey it's new hey man if it's the black swordsman arc that means within two to three years i get to see my panel of uh guts broadsiding 100 fairies and then them turning into toddlers upon death yeah and the people chasing him out of town and then guts going whoops that's the scene i pull out for people when they're like okay oh you're berserk's really [ __ ] up what's it got and you you throw that at them and they go oh man you don't need to throw that in them throw them panel one no it's yeah it's not it's not panel one it's like page eight yeah okay you're right of like the baby tortoise the baby's torso on the spear and the blood coming from the baby into the villain's mouth no that's there's that that's that is a villain a step you know what this is the height of lping in which i've been explicitly not paying attention to what's going on i feel like it's because it's the same because it's not stories it's the same mission in the in the last american presidential election seeing like the kawaii versions of obama and romney talking to each other yeah was pretty [ __ ] funny yeah it's like sunday shark like that [ __ ] is always rock solid you can't do it so why does this resonate so well dbz doesn't have a lot of like hold over because it's just fighting really yeah it's a bit like naruto since there's actual politics and warring like villages and people with different wants and desires and destinies it's like it's always applicable here's here's my here's my pat guy who doesn't watch sports pro tip on how to make your sports more popular just remove rules there you go just remove rules until it's interesting you see naruto wig out yes i'm a little bit i work out too if you found our lazy construction workers good job form a bond then break it they're not equally spaced and that's bothering me a lot tsunade should have been behind them and oh don't zoom in on that terrible background of the of the hills don't worry are we going i want a cutscene of gill killing bison yeah for real i don't even think it's going to be that much that clear but i i think it'll be like the organization no it has it has to be something special because kusatsu burnt out his soul through his face and he came back from that because he had another body so like like bison's thing was like i'll die if my body dies and then akuma basically explodes his soul into a million little pieces and then he comes back in a week what if you combined kakashi's like ass poking yeah with with neji's ability to seal your chakras away yeah do you see where i'm going no i don't exist strongest of all chakra points is all the way up your ass yeah that's where most of the checker gets shot out of that's right it's your g chakra yeah that's right no not the g chapter this hand of mine is burning red uh yeah that must be weird that weird cactus face ninja that has the [ __ ] for a mouth yeah that's the strongest chakra that's obito isn't it i don't [ __ ] care i think my vita broke i gave it to liam to diagnose that's fine dr veda yeah he's probably suckling it back to life with his teeth he's breastfeeding it you know why they call it leaf village right because you got to put leaves on their face because they're so oh god wouldn't that be bag village yeah bag village and then two towns over from that there's double bag village that's the scary one you don't want the you don't want the head to burst out of the first bag do they actually want us to just talk to people until you need to double bag that [ __ ] no no there's th there's the double bag no jutsu the whole magnitude if you want to be safe you put one on your own head don't forget your dog oh that's the question for the dog man my cousin's ugly believe it she's not really your cousin oh that's fine it's more like your sister whatever it takes all types of ninja town it's it's okay it's an mmo we're in ninja country wait we have to leave the [ __ ] city i thought we had to oh again i feel like i'm dying i'm reading just read the objectives i feel like i am dying nothing will ever be as bad as the hobo pit by the amer de ser that's the that's the strong that thing was up that thing was such a nightmare that rather than do anything the city just fenced it off yeah they figured it out eventually they put those hobo spikes there for a bit then they took them away yeah the hobo spikes weren't strong enough the hobo spikes were [ __ ] designed by ed boon so uh the other thing too is my jutsu are set up that like you do the combo ender does a ton of damage and then you do this and this is 40 times 40 that's good so level three so that oh man my right right now my rescent gun is like [ __ ] sephora's hobo spike no jutsu isn't as effective if you see a homeless person right outside your restaurant and you actively decide to start like sucking on your own fingers as you're coming out of the restaurant yeah there you go yeah so this guy used to be friends with tsunade and look how [ __ ] who even yeah he's so old detail is removed from his body yeah people who remember this unrememberable character that's how much she's tucking it all in what a perfect tummy woman combo yummy yummy yeah i got ramen in my tummy and my ass is gonna explode where's the baby quick now spin the baby so it creates a spiral yeah hey i'm i'm pat clint eastwood no never talk about my middle name please well i've never seen those those i've never seen those movies michael b jordan had to figure that out oh yeah michael b jordan what's this what's that that's not tonight the name of an actor yeah i know i know that's his name but what i don't oh yeah his name is michael b jordan i will doesn't be stand for something no yeah sure but like you you have to emphasize the bee yes every [ __ ] time like there's there's a guy that edits some youtube videos for joe gagne's um uh wrestling uh funtime arcade and his name is tom green yeah so his name online is not that time green tom green or the will smith that writes a giant bomb sometimes he's been gone from there for like four or five years but he still writes a top ten yeah uh the one that gets me i just remind that makes me remind myself of like this [ __ ] thing i do when i talk to my girlfriend she has a friend of hers named drake and every time she's like i was always hanging out with drake i go you know drake every time he gets he gets that it that right there that noise did he call you 100. there's a bunch of scared chimps in here i don't know if i believe that oh i completely [ __ ] that up oh oh i totally [ __ ] that up guess what can i give that another shot i just watched many times i'm specifically referring to like the later stuff when he's an adult like he's turning into like the nine tails it's like man a baby could have drawn this oh it did yeah god every shortcut that's worth a [ __ ] is all blocked off just learn it just learn them all perfectly but it's just that's your ninja the long way around to go anywhere to do anything and there's no quick [ __ ] get out of this it's filler man it's all filler do i really have to go report back was that really an hour of filler holy [ __ ] that was an hour of filler why can't you just cut back we're having a real shippuden [ __ ] experience here man when we started this we were all excited i was talking we were talking about man those first two hours holy [ __ ] this game yeah yep and then the rest of the hours holy [ __ ] this game this and resident evil zero are following near identical trajectories are they yes yeah but billy cohen isn't in this game i'm starting this new trend where all i'm willing to actively sabotage the viewer experience for five seconds of joy oh i think you're gonna say for five seconds i'm like yeah for five seconds for us yeah or not even you know what you know what you know what that feeling is like you know when you're at the bus stop in the winter yep and you see like an eight-year-old kid just running their ass off and running and then they they slip and they eat [ __ ] harder than anything you've ever seen and you laugh and you laugh and you wow so that was another 13 minutes of filler just some of that was my fire today today has been uh we really did it so you know today is you know we've recorded a couple episodes so far and i feel confident in saying that since i came over here and sat down literally nothing has happened in this game uh we got some fireworks you could completely remove this episode and the one before it yeah and probably the one before it take a little rest and uh miss nothing other than our amazing commentary what's the latest okay stop don't oh wanted you to stay on that screen so i could talk about how that is the worst single image you could ever see in the video again oh god he's been horribly disfigured this is filler collect collect 20 buckets you know what i did see recently that actually cracked me up was uh a uh animated bit from the bolt movie follow me here which describes uh that naruto is uh he might be a good hokage but he is a terrible parent um and it is oh my god his little girl's birthday and they have that infuriating thing where the boy child looks just like naruto and the little girl looks exactly like anada yep [ __ ] that [ __ ] that puppy rule with humans um and they're all they're all saying happy birthday and clapping and doing the traditional thing and he's walking over with the cake and he banks out of existence and the cake falls on the [ __ ] floor and is destroyed because it was a shadow clone attending his goddamn child's birthday party that's awesome i like it i like it but okay i can get the shadow clone to work for four hours so he dr manhattan's his children yeah [Music] i could have sworn the next mission was going to be the sasuke fight dude i could have sworn no you know what you should have done you know what you should do just so that you [ __ ] up the energy levels to to like like lying levels next time we come over no matter whether or not it's true tell us that this is the day that we'll do the sasuke fight wait i don't have to do this anymore yes i do damn it just huh it's just right around the corner guys today's the day that we fight sasuke today today's the day he'll leave behind rasengan holes for me too um i made these for you naruto chidori holes so that you'll catch up i want you to catch me i wanted you to catch me all along it's my deepest secret secretly that's what i've been waiting for he said as he all you have to do is add the words he said at the end of any of it and it becomes erotic immediately there we go he's just throw a bunch of kuna in right now guarding the naruto hole i can't oh you can't it won't let me oh i have to stay here in case some stupid [ __ ] okay so wait let's just assume he doesn't know naruto exists yeah let's assume and he sees that thing this tuna ninja is guarding this against jarya i guess so and even then he has to know jiraiya can do that effectively the second or third strongest known person like he sees the move spiral on the wall he knows what's coming now are we meant to believe this is some type of magic ninja that knows like god sure hope kishimoto was fired for that [ __ ] you nerdo didn't do it you didn't do this like if it was a naruto rabbit you wouldn't be saying that yeah i would because naruto rabbit is better than naruto like the characters more honest more honest less annoying true to itself less like john cena knows what it's trying to be knows that its existence is worthless man i'm happy again because i managed to link naruto and the wire and now i will be able to suffer through this schlock for another yeah 16 minutes that's what you're going for that's symmetric yeah you're right yeah it says a lot about how filler this is that i'm actually taking a moment to call out the shot clock well i'm at this point i'm actually rooting for two hours of filler oh yeah oh yeah yeah no no what if yeah what if the last five minutes ever hey i'd be amazed we won't tell you this in advance only now that you're in the fourth episode of this garbage hey everyone the entire next week of episodes are pointless oh you don't need to see this arc of the lp like if you get through two entire ops and it's all from filler like things yeah you're doing it wrong yeah at least at least show us what his [ __ ] face looks like it wasn't easy kiba you're right man hey guys hey hey hey hey hey hey guillermo i could just put a bucket on guy's face for a chance didn't see it coming for a punch line at all he was disfigured i liked his face though that's all right oh you see my young friends that was filler guys sensei hired those guys to make the mission tougher so not only was this filler it doubled down have you ever thought that the fact that rockley is a massive failure has anything to do with the fact that you're an insane [ __ ] teacher i am so excited i'm so excited for you to talk to tsunade now yeah no right talk to you oh right right do we double down because the reaction is gonna be extreme one way or the other oh here we go i need you guys to go get flowers for guy sensei's [ __ ] face yeah he he put a bucket on his [ __ ] willy it's [ __ ] filler because you didn't fight him [Laughter] everybody's got rosebuds only you can stop it i'm sorry i can't believe this is amazing look at me because cause matt saw sasuke and and sakura oh no this is gonna this is gonna be the start of it this is no no because this starts the quest chain they fight he's in i know i i know i know he's supposed to be injured and then they fight on the roof of the hospital oh [ __ ] [ __ ] you [Music] this means is this this gonna result in what injures this means he has to get re-injured yeah yeah he gets healed up and then he gets re-injured after this god heal up to get ready we're looking at four hours of filler make sure you're ready then meat sack four [ __ ] hours of filler here we go here we go filler won't stop can't stop remembers to stop remember when sarah toby sacrificed himself to save the village how's it started that was like three years ago it feels like for us i don't remember that's my ninja wayne not remembering kakashi's on the map but i assume you i assume you that's a verse so i'm not usually the kind of person to say this right this game would be dramatically improved by cutting two-thirds of it out guess what guess how many games that applies to on this channel a lot a couple only the really bad one or two yeah these guys ride to hell would be a much better game if it was should have been longer yeah it should have been longer see but what's what but like you know then it's like go to marketing and and decide what do you want shorter game or better game did you see you just left this place did you [ __ ] see us play the ride to hell dlc no we ran into one of the worst bugs i've ever encountered in my entire life which if you kill enemies in a certain order a switch you have to shoot to disable an electric floor doesn't work yeah so you have to restart a long combat sequence and not kill them in a specific order the order of closeness to you no no no dude it wasn't that it was um it was you shot a barrel an explosive barrel oh you killed a guy and you weren't supposed to do yeah the barrel yeah you're totally right the barrel bugs out the the switch the explosive barrel egg yeah knocks out the switch so there's an explosive barrel next to all these guys if you shoot it you can't progress because the switch breaks oh that was great good game then i should probably use a pill you should probably just shove as many drugs in this stupid kid's mouth as you can manage this is it'll phil played chubby bunny with him but make it with pills that was a death scream that was like a horrible like murder script that was intense you know you know i feel like this is the right place where we're supposed to be at getting hype at naruto is not the way well yeah we should be feeling good oh man oh i bet you the bug database for this game of hilarious like naruto stuck in rock sasuke useless yeah yeah yeah no um i'm glad that we've come down to this place because yeah our excitement we were we were back in for a second a hot second there was never a back end there never was a battery you're a liar yeah you're a huge huge there's that point where we ran on the water and we blew out the new microphone but but no but back in means actually going i'm gonna get back in and start firing i have a much looser definition of backhand yeah he's just getting excited yes and there's a fishing guy over there oh get that fishing gun oh that that looks like it has a narrative a slope on the far extreme left all right well i guess it's not there though damn oh well right there what about that there you go there you go that's it now shut up that's galloway idiots there you go that was [ __ ] weird nope it was perfect that was dumb it was perfect oh it's fine i'm neruda quote that yeah put that in lily's yearbook tell me if i'm lying yeah we are like five minutes away from hitting that magic place uh oh he's right here i can feel it we are five minutes away from hitting that we haven't been to that zone in a long time and you rarely come back from it so here's the here's my favorite part about this [ __ ] he's gonna really see this and he's jealous he's gonna reveal this super cool secret move that he's supposed to reveal in their battle in a filler okay no let's see if if yeah sasuke makes any remark clearly clearly he does how did you save them but i couldn't not at all because that's case you just go tick tick yeah exactly i don't like it very much it's pronounced [Laughter] you're gonna be coming back here i want to be that's nothing this nightmare that's nothing what was the point what does it do i didn't see it what does it do flip the switch wait did you hit it i did no you did no i did no i heard a noise it's true whatever what happened go backwards maybe you switched the choji hole into a naruto hole did it open up that no it didn't yeah but the x's oh my god what's happening that's what you want you have to go all the big way around we needed choji no how are we no no because we just did thus ends the ballad of dark man stop talking about dark matter like two weeks you're still talking about dark man you want to walk yeah well it's dark man your new face off you saw it if you give him his face off back then maybe you'll stop talking about that i've never seen dark man it's awesome is it yup no stop talking about mantis no one even knows what that is a ton of people messaged me to tell me they knew what that is no one knows about it he dies fighting an invisible t-rex in the final episode because they ran out of maybe i should because they ran out of money they ran they just ran out of budget and they just said okay [ __ ] it forget what i said earlier keep talking about they just they just see gm and he gets picked up and thrown around by nothing wow he's going to die oh i thought i wrecked okay no he's what he is the guy he's from a filler all right yeah you said that actually from a filler he's actually but he's he's they they modeled the same one they didn't now the game has canon filler because they have a host man the worst arc is about that stupid sword really [ __ ] and now we're in the worst arc based off of the worst arc filler to the filler filler reception man for you guys to get to the filler we're gonna have to fill this [ __ ] up before you can get to the filler exponent filler boy people are going to be really excited when they get to the canon filler from the show not this [ __ ] filler it's not the true filler yeah no that's not my filler way oh my god no no no no no you're gonna do more there's no way there's no no now he's really injured this is the injury this is what happened in the show too they [ __ ] filled in this [ __ ] but there's there's no way they're gonna do more that's great i'm going to go visit the filler right now no no we're doing it we're doing it we're doing no no no no no no look look look oh yeah oh you may be right maybe right maybe maybe maybe because this happens when cut scenes happen he's gonna be like think of me as you go on your next mission think of me fondly i'm in this filler bed and shit-chan just sits by the bed the whole time i gotta do this again it's not cool this time uh yeah but you only did the one time so i guess they're like do it again i like people love the infinite you're you're ruining the effect of that one cool thing that happened like this scene is now they didn't make these assets to be used once wooly do you know anything about game design hold on no you got it no it's good he's totally fine it's the whole okay i i want people to know to say if i'm crazy or not but that sounded like just for those grunt yells they just use the dub yuri lowenthal voice because yuri lowenthal does that so a couple of people have pointed out that there's moments of this game where the dub just kicks in right now okay okay there was an english there was an english rasengan shout at some point that's great nice to know yeah we can listen to this again more carefully that's totally your regular that's your little thought a thousand percent because they were thinking why bother it's just yells it's just some [ __ ] naruto them weebs can't tell the difference between english yellows and japanese yeah not naruto weebs high level bebop weebs could tell but but not these naruto weeds please get more hate get more filler hate oh cool that doesn't [ __ ] that here we go up at all there we go finally so i believe this is the first naruto oh sasuke yeah i'm playing assassin did you see that coming he doesn't have the uh she's willing to blow herself up hey both of you shits oh go [ __ ] off that's right i remember this i love that a stern talking to is what these boys need boys crave boundaries and rules they love that kind of like me and a certain vampire that i used to hang out with hey are you talking about you giray oh okay yeah no it sounded like what he's talking about so here here this yeah yeah yeah show it yeah yeah what the [ __ ] i hate that guy oh that's [ __ ] no that reaction is way stronger get out of here he when that happens in the in the manga he goes what the [ __ ] is that jitsu and he gets all scared yeah he's all been waiting got it ruined by the filler ninja would have blown my ass all the way open robo get out of here no no jerobo no you are you so strong trouble no rage i'm wearing the wrong thing that's fine but they couldn't have thought to put that cut scene in your jammers and then sasuke learned how to turn tune into the range of africa yeah oh god will he save the [ __ ] game god yeah save it save it good save it so we can die yeah i want to die before you do not if i stop you i'll stop you from dying so that i can die first no i'll i'll kill myself before you get killed oh please let me die [Laughter] stupid this is the danger of a three-part lp because if the other two are still willing to keep recording yeah i don't know i was just thinking that who's gonna die first the sound village yeah you know what i want i want a village shed the vlc [ __ ] pylon and on their head the vlc village yeah i remember i remember the video building this hey young child that you just received this gift you suck because you can't control this new thing these are all 16 to 20 year olds fighting like an 11 to 12 year old [ __ ] on him being like oh what a dumb punk take drugs man drugs are cool i look how much drugs gave me some are good some are bad drugs drugs drugs you can stay in this village not take drugs and live a boring mediocre life or you can come with us and take super drugs and maybe eventually get to be a rochamaru's new body what a great deal where do i sign up you think that if you worked for a guy that was a body stealer you would want to recruit as many students as possible but if you're phillips yeah but if you're full of so much angst like sasuke you can be like i won't let him steal my body i'll get too strong by then no if you think you work for a guy that steals bodies you might want to reconsider working for the guy that steals bodies have a filler sleep sasuke took a nap in naruto's bed oh you're not allowed he dreamed about sakura crying and it made he gave him the strength to give to you yeah give him the strength to defect he was like man i bet sakura will cry when i leave this is what will empower me to do it why would i tell you anything i don't like how your forehead is one of the unlockable stages yeah it's it's uh i had my final fight with naruto on your forehead sakura why would you have a hairstyle that draws attention why would you do this a lot of dudes like why would you not have bangs the ultimate plan of the akatsuki is to reflect the infinite tsukiyomi off of her forehead off into space to kill all the aliens yeah it'll do it yeah sakura your forehead's the landing dish we need for the anti-spiral invasion it's you oh god we've descended into nonsense we've just it's straight up nonsense now [Music] hey guys what's going on over there wait if you wait no wait not person don't press anything this npc is gonna walk right through you i remember exactly how this moment went give it a minute it's carrying those groceries right through this dramatic moment of sorrow and sadness oh give it a minute it's possible either they're gonna walk right through you or she'll bump up against sakura and just be rubbing up against her [ __ ] oh man matt you're sorry i'm sorry don't don't mind me i'm super excited i'm just trying to go get through hey guys and i know you're about to join the enemy village and be either she disappeared i'll get up in those guts after a time jump don't you worry it's the worst one that's always the worst one i can only love someone with a normal forehead can we get like a construction guy just working on a building around the corner there yeah yeah oh there was the person with the groceries they saw it all they were there where were you when he tapped her on the back i was there i saw it you left witnesses just a little bit i know i know so close i gotta go get those groceries carriers hey no you saw nothing village looks better than ever you saw nothing i saw some comments you're maxed out that equated to what is this what is essentially hey pat in that last episode did you die and the answer is yes hey there's a naruto thing it's naruto's logo yep that's the that's the air pattern that blew onto that baby's face after the ramen incident that that little logo was somewhere on hinata and and and and naruto chose to blow through it it was made for him maybe i have to sharon maybe you got a sharingan yeah this is my anal way we saw you fail at those trap jumps for a while we're not sure if we want you to be in our little gang hey you know what you want you want more filler he wants you to go find like a flower to fix his deformed face here's the thing is that when there's like a adaptation of something a movie comic enemy whatever i don't mind when they're like this is what this person was doing that you didn't see and then what this is a side story based on this missing part that's fine but that's all this game seems to be this game had about enough material for maybe five hours worth of stuff and they [ __ ] stretched it out to 20. you know who's the who's the lamest multi-armed character in fiction i'll give you an answer but free monster man spider no it's forearm you know forearm willie who's that uh creation of one rob liefeld okay forearm is a mutant who has four arms his name is for our it get it though but got i think i get it yeah i look that [ __ ] up forearm i don't know forum put like x-men that's rage yeah that's it got it that's a cool dude i don't care everyone open up a sep a separate tab and look up forearms i like them let this tab keep going yeah don't look away from this tab ever you eat stuff in the other guy's stomach that's gross if true yeah totally look but only he gets an uh a necklace do they take turns does is one just usually asleep when the other's hanging out do you have one butt or are both your butts pressed together once yeah because it looks like you're because it looks like you're facing backwards so when you look down where your wiener is is there just a button sack on a nuke on or the real dick butt yeah i bet that guy's crazy in the sack oh i'm pooping oh it's my dick that's coming out no we have to rescue you i left man he's getting in the bed that's crazy and then they [ __ ] they put him in with him it's so stupid and then he stews for a while and he comes out with hand weights you know what this is this is like the gigantic fist that holds griffith in the middle yeah it's just a [ __ ] barrel griffith did something wrong but femto did nothing wrong there's a lot of you got to stew in your emo in that barrel yeah and then it'll make you have hand wings stew in your afi you're shaking your head there pat yep oh that haruno uh his jizzy hand socks what is her even goddamn name haruno hero no sakura aaron like like sasuke is so emo and like stupid that like even his like socks are like angry you can stop now gross akamichi choji that that one i know wow what's such a [ __ ] dork erica was was a tune in you're losing it man yeah you're losing the thread it's it's woolly's turn to die and be and eat it it's drugs what no go philemon you're free i want a giant spider god i want rom to [ __ ] show up this foreshadowing of the butterfly thing makes the eventual butterfly reveal worse i just realized let's say naruto fell down that pit and died and yeah then shikimaru and choji just watched their friend like getting pale on a bunch and they were like oh he's [ __ ] dead now naruto should have two rings that say mush and room yeah and he should hold them out to the game hold him out hey i'm gonna take all the ninja bucks that hokage gave me i'm gonna go to arby's and take mushrooms no not arby's said chickamar i'm so hungry i could eat at arby's you have to get the brown mushrooms now because i got worried oh i feel like no there's three blocks easy oh no wow i can't believe i decided to use these overhead camera angles just for this one man you and i would kill for a really good game based on a shonen anime like what we thought this would have been dragon ball games like we started out saying that about this yeah and then they did what they did i'm sure there's really great ones they know what they did i want a bleach game that people are uncomfortable talking about because it's clearly the game of the year so i learned the other day about what is uh i believe unanimously regarded as the absolute worst filler in naruto yes tell us about it please do i've been taught about the talking animal team that of of uh i believe it's mr ostrich yes and they have to fight a team of animals that cast jutsu and talk because that sounds awesome on paper because when the animals cast jutsu do they ride giant humans i it's it's just i get it i don't even yeah that's right yeah what the [ __ ] they were going for but i just remember do you know what they're going for they're going for holy [ __ ] there's nothing to make right now i will do naruto ostrich that's probably going to bring up an animated gif of naruto with his head in the sand with an ostrich like putting his whole head up his [ __ ] yeah like that other filler this is better than him [Applause] oh man oh he's shaking man just look up for a second i i'm looking okay oh yeah great all right that's good i'm glad we did that oh this is a big dick that's a dick shooting out that's great it's called the ostrich whirlwind attack thank you and he has four bow ties on yep like a real ninja wow man yeah children i'm telling you he's he's he's known as kondoru the ostrich lord he's finally we're out of the filler oh my god there's filler in the first episode and now it's spliced in i can't ignore it i'm out team also consists of two boxing kangaroos and a giant anteater all the animals possessed amazing taijutsu skills and were able to cause naruto broccoli and chino and kotetsu to struggle in the end all the members were defeated and condor was captured it is unknown if the kangaroos or the anteater possess the ability to speak because condor did [ __ ] okay i hate you i hope you die does he die in the end he doesn't oh do they forgive the villain i'm pretty sure they figure the villain i'm so sick of forgiving the villain no you know what's great about guts he doesn't forgive them when he gets you you get got hmm yeah there we go guts is never gonna go you know what you've you've discovered the error of your ways mogus i guess i'll let you go now we can all be friends like no you smash cut to the next page and there's a torso flying through the air it's it's it's pretty great though to imagine guts forgiving that guy for impaling that baby and drinking its juices oh man you know what we all we all have a rough monday yeah whatever god's fat rage guts would [ __ ] clap him on the back and say good job yeah that baby was annoying can i have a field day with you when you're dead man let's bust open the coffin the mat was so great how come he's dead said you as you died five years previous and then you open the coffin and you have a no you're holding a note yeah that says if i was so great how come i'm dead yeah damn it you beat me you know what i'll do that name my dead friend shadow baby who trashed my dead man's grave it was mad it was turok no i i trashed my own graves yeah shadow man couldn't do it he paid a group of turoks to come trash his grave to celebrate uh uh gladiator sword of vengeance coming out this is a generic hack and slash like uh uh god of war rip-off in the uk they instituted ads inside the bus shelters that would bleed like they would bleed like like there was a pack of blood and like they would bleed blood and people would look at it and get freaked out there were complaints all over yeah you know what when i've been out on a night of drinking and i'm hanging out to get on the bus at the pub you know what i need i need to look over at an ad that starts to [ __ ] bleed i think it was for god of war two maybe but um sony santa monica i remember this they killed that goat they killed a goat live and ate it and sucked at its flesh and all the journals everyone in the world was like this is the most [ __ ] up thing ever this goat died doing what it loved dying goats are dying for god of war oh my god it's 15 to promote your garden oh my god it's 15. you have 100 seconds oh my god that's the wrong way oh my god you could just burn your house down we wouldn't have to finish this this game would that's true it would overshadow like the lack of an lp we'd be like guys willie's house burned down i mean my date is gone you know noah no i won't let him stay with me to promote the game in the uk a claim wanted to have advertisements for in bus shelters which would spill fake blood which they dubbed as blood advertising and would hope this would catch this is true if i if i leaned up against a wall and the wall just [ __ ] had its whole period on me and then i looked up and it i saw you'd be like yeah this that's i'd be like i'd be ready to like blow up a building we will pay for every speeding ticket my god if you are in the uk if you like do something for us [Music] it's just a little bit of it but what is it oh blood vertizing oh advertising is the sequel two two to the shadow man thing yeah okay which is what you claim dubbed denver tyson was do something to advertise burnout and we will pay your speeding tickets and if i remember correctly the region that this was taking place in the local government like went to a claim and like threatened them and was like what the [ __ ] are you doing as they what the [ __ ] are you doing watch there be like this acclaimed uber fan who like is naming this baby like turok in his car well he has his grandpa's grave and he's going to die he's speeding down this he's putting the baby turok in the car and he's like telling the baby to speed on october 11th and then the baby will end up dying and he can put the [ __ ] thing on to promote mercenaries too ea just gave out free gasoline for your car that's solid didn't sell it that's solid i gave it out i don't think that's anywhere near legal i think that's super illegal i think the top one would probably be the ea uh fake protesters for dante's inferno at e3 like do you remember that uh trying to create coffee ea hired about 20 people to pretend to be a a a christian fundamentalist group saying no dante's inferno don't game in hell or whatever yeah and then like all the local churches or whatever's like who are who are those people what yeah and then and then it turns out like oh yeah like they're actors they're all actors that's [ __ ] drunk i don't remember this capcom just took fake dismembered limbs and smeared real chicken innards all over them and threw them in random spots around london i may you know would be [ __ ] smentel there were just stanford limbs all over the city oh you you glorious wanker and then the corner looks at them and he's like oh dead rising too that's a sale that's a great idea mothman right under the bobby's noses today the marketing group behind spinner cell conviction thought they would be good if they had a man covered in bandages and brandishing guns oh my god into various bars and scare the bejesus out of everyone the thing is nobody knew was a stunt and nobody knew the gun was fake and everyone got scared the police were calling responding to calls of a man acting erratically and waving guns around there was a very real chance a man employed to do a little bit of promotional acting could have ended up being gunned down in real life this is for splinters kind of shocked that he didn't know what ubisoft should have done for naruto the broken body head out to elementary schools and poke children in the bum with your fingers no no no no better better better send everyone rancid ramen yeah make your best friend cry on video send it to us kick their ass yeah make everyone dump ass on rotten ramen yeah they get it on film but you have to spin it has to the turd has to form a spiral what was that turn around what was that some children as a cat i thought i thought there was a baby that was dead in the street and he was like lamenting over the baby's death that's how yeah i i foresee filler in between the fights which will be hilarious to attempt to justify i do not want to see spike lee open up his eighth gate bangkai negi i'm aware you're dying but we have to go find herbs to make you die less what do you wish you could have quit this this and murder soul suspect from my own not murdered yeah murdered no i needed to see it no i didn't uh what's one that was just like an arduous [ __ ] slog that i murdered uh yeah it was how about prison breaker did you want to see the end of that i would have kept going i want to keep going even without the self-imposed rule because it's like i mean i needed to see how bad it was i could have not finished homecoming in fact i kind of did you i quit you yeah you want to go back to that final episode of homecoming you can watch the no quit rule in action as matt like stops talking and puts down the controller and is like nah i'm done and i i think did i beat the boss for you i can't i i think you beat one phase a video came out cutscene [ __ ] that i don't know my bonus money for doing that so well oh it's gonna happen oh my god why do they have cuba this never [ __ ] happened this is actively ruining the ark they're not jumping through the forest like five cool guys anymore they're rescuing their captured teammates that we've never even joined up with we have to rescue neji so that he can fight one of them to a standstill which begs the question how did how did how did yeah i was thinking that i was like earlier these two get captured i'm fat also there's this the game is gonna need to continuously justify wait a second wait no pat the game is gonna need to continuously justify why we're not five does orochimaru make you shave your hair like that huh because i don't want to be in that gang hey how come both fat guys have hair designs that have a middle part and like because when you're fat oh my god their hair is the opposite of each other 100 damn it yeah [ __ ] that is so bad it's the exact thing all right yep just a bunch of losers with a loser leader we'll call you team loser when you're fat the fat pushes off your hair from your skull yeah oh my god not a dollar sauce notice how he's gonna sacrifice himself the worst way to ruin this moment entirely like where they were supposed to be jumping through the forest and and and a guy shows something's like gnaw and then somebody just takes the hit and someone says i'm gonna stay you guys keep going it was a really good momentum push no now you're a troji and you can't you can't you're gonna get die it was a really good momentum push when when like the the speed is what mattered yeah totally because a guy would show up and he attacked them and they would barely get out of the way and then somebody would just immediately no discussion they would just go i got this keep going go go go right now because because it's supposed to take place within like two hours yeah like like from from like four a.m to like six six a.m exactly exactly oh like the whole arc the entire bring back sasuke arc starts when he leaves the leaf village at like one in the morning and like he has the pow wow and then they leave and then the fight is a dawn at the waterfall and just [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] i can't get over the hair design thing throw your kunai it makes it oh my god oh my god it's a different time of day so i believe i'm still blaming the show because i feel that ubisoft felt they had to put in the filler content otherwise people who watch the show they wouldn't get what they needed wouldn't get what was happening exactly they'd be like why is this different because the manga was different you know that's terrible any other series they could have probably went for it but not in this case yeah they could have really like knocked out of the park if they had like adapted monster ubisoft oh my god i would that'd be a terrible game that'd be the best you didn't even have to fight to let the team get away because the conversation you had before should have sufficed i don't know yeah no this is weird this is really it's like when they asked the [ __ ] medical doctor hologram to yeah there was no transformation great that's the best way to do that yeah not knowing the [ __ ] going on that looked kind of weird so you just is a gate i can't believe how ruined this awesome fight there was ruined there was no transformation it was one frame are you at least gonna transform into the butterfly trojan did you model that did you bother like are you just gonna put orange enemy on orange energy oh you don't get to see it never mind we don't deserve it no we're not allowed no that's impossible you're not allowed there's no way dramatic cut that though it has to cut back two letters no like you only modeled one shoji there's no they only modeled one no no this was a cut in the show i get it the butterfly i get it i get it i get it that's a bad sign oh what now hold it hold it maybe just maybe all right let's see what happens it's completely gone they didn't put the work in for anyone besides naruto and sasuke i wanted just to say game over okay maybe no maybe it'll do the final we'll go to the end and then we'll go all the fights like like it was supposed to girobo also sounds like a terrible name i can't believe what yeah that was super weird i didn't know it was fine cut from camp did they run out of money they're running i think so and time i think they're running out of time and they're trying to make moments that happened in the book make sense this is with nothing to really actually this is nuts like how it actually feels like the budget like they have the same assets as the beginning of the game but they have to recreate moments from the bread like 15 minutes ago they just ran out of money it's nuts i can't think of a single game that that it's this obvious imagine how [ __ ] cool if like naruto won that fight and then he just killed sasuke that would be crazy yeah yeah and then he just killed him you you tried to escape with our secret shoot him with a gun and then you later find out all the stuff about hitachi and sasuke looks like the dumbest person in the world because he died for nothing i gotta heal dude yeah i see it i see it oh man my dick is getting hurt over that's great you know what i would love i would love a scenario in which one of the hero characters just outs themselves as a unbelievable coward and just like kneels down and lets the self get killed yeah yeah oh at least he pulled out the seal i don't think the jeroboam even did that he just instantly went from phase zero to five like that i'm done like that okay all right so this is terrible but they did do something they did something instead of nothing it's just this jiu jitsu oh [ __ ] yourself [ __ ] yourself changed back because that was for one mode this is terrible oh i died too i died from nothing because that was never perform your special attack that was it 100 faithful oh there's this is where we introduced there's a bit where he's in the shower just in bed just crying over like his arms being useless what the [ __ ] if you guys are fans of naruto not you guys the viewers but the guys who made this game were apparently fans of naruto and that's why they did this whole entire thing to begin with besides money of course then you should have known better they would have been fans of the cool parts that were like so here's here's looking forward to my advice remove the paper chip side quest and use all the time and money that would have gone to that to make that five-minute boss fight cooler well you can do it you can do it you can do it you can do it just think how sick it will be when you don't play as rock lee in versus kimi maru ah and you just want you just walk by that fight that's great can i get gara at least no he's over have though have those characters even been playable have they they're no no because if they met man oh man because you don't have a level up screen for them on my pause oh if if they just like blow past that and those characters are not selectable in those in the mmr thing and they like he's just like i got kimimuro versus mode only and then and then and then leaves i'm gonna flip my [ __ ] [ __ ] damn it choji's fight was ruined it was just ruined cancel the game cancel it if i was the ceo bigwig i haven't seen that [ __ ] it's like you didn't you [ __ ] up joji's fight just pull it off the shelves that'll teach you next time no christmas for you or your kids i'm gonna go to your house and take christmas away from your children i'll let the kids open up the presents and see naruto then i'll take it away team before we go into this mission i have to piss on you for tactical reasons i stepped up to the plate i allowed kevin to piss on me i know that this is for tactical mission reasons but should you be this excited yes do i have to open my mouth i'm usually more excited than this the enemy might wash it off from your outsides yes i got to get on the inside why are you still drinking all that lemonade i think this is the worst of the fights uh all that happens is he does the move against the wall yeah and and they no no no they do the fusion so that he becomes the big dog yeah and he does big dog no jitsu and it doesn't work it's the big guy he hits the wall and it's not even that impressive and then and then like uh uh who who saves them somebody uh they're the uh the sound ninjas yeah conqueror ninjas conqueror comes up and just murders them yeah yeah that was sick that was [ __ ] sick it was so awesome oh you're flute ogres huh good did that do you feel like they even bothered modeling the ogres no no i bet you chakra is just gonna hit no it's gonna be cardboard cutouts so because there's no chance of it happening i might as well just spoil it right here he has a lot of trouble beating her because of the flute uh monsters are keeping him very far away so he does the shadow move and throws a flash bomb directly behind him and the shadow stretches out stretches out to infinity yeah and it's it's the [ __ ] best well it's what he does in his jutsu when the choke thing happens in the game you see him doing a week the other version of it yeah yeah i know but because you already saw him it's not the same but we already saw him but it's not the but it's not wooly don't try to so it's not it's not i just want to see the flash bomb shadow to hand stop her from doing anything whatever no no man just stand there and let it just let wash over you yeah well at least we get to see this yeah this yeah it looks great well there they are oh wow i have to do those okay [ __ ] [Laughter] ogre ogre revolution also they're wearing the new clothes wait what tamari gets to show up in the in the flash yep but conqueror doesn't does that mean they didn't even model can't grow at all he's not in the game only waifus yeah she's like sasha banks she's not allowed to be in the game if i don't man nope this is pathetic you can make that jump you can't no you can make he well i i could all right it seems like he's getting hit by an invisible one that only kind of shows up no see there he just missed the jump yeah he's got to get the time to get a big running start he's got to get the timing perfect and the distance oh man now you just make the second jump but but that's still ridiculous i can't wait for this fight oh this is going to be a good one because he's going to i'm going to wait for this tiny child to make this jump both jumps in a row if he screws it up but luckily he didn't sounds like i should be shooting my dick with a gun again instead of playing this trying to push that gun thing i'm not trying to push that gun yeah you say that every time you push the gun it's just the fastest thing for damage that pops into my head you can choke yourself i could have said punching my dick with brass knucks i could have said that mushing mushing it more like choke on kinder surprises yeah my my dicks those are outlawed they're gonna choke guns no surprise not aks well kids can't choke on an ak if they oh i wish a tattoo would show up i wish the tattoo would show up again showed up the one time and it was super cool this was the best part of the whole it was the best part now i understand all those attached cosplayers it was also when you they're not ah got him got me you're peeing at a con and then all of a sudden attach you yeah i just thought of something if there was like a really really really ugly one of the nezhi kids what are they the hugias you guys yeah you could put the bag over their head and they could still see what's going on yeah yeah during the stuff but that's not the point of putting a paper bag on someone's head i thought so they don't hyperventilate no yeah why do you need to put a paper bag on their head so you don't see their face okay so you can fight them no oh [Music] so you said kids before yeah whatever okay i'm throwing up whatever uh yeah it's all the same to you if you think this commentary is bad either look forward to or check out me and willie's minecraft story lp i already coming to you wherever it's definitely going to be after that but but again the first i i think that's going to be yeah i think this is going to be after that wooly has a nervous breakdown in one of the episodes man this is the most amazing like fan simulator for naruto ever i guess just like yay i think no yay no no oh you ever see photos of people without eyebrows it's weird god could you remember when in in the manga this was bad when it was like now the barrel has a little bit more smoke coming out of it it's just a little bit more now one of the little paper seals is kind of ripped yeah maybe he's ready you know what come and get it yeah you're right those tattoos pissed me off they look so terrible you know what bothers me about kimmy man man man man man whatever um is that he's the guy who is dying of some porn look at him of super cancer yes so he has bonnie he's got bone eyes so he's the guy who's like oh i'm the sick guy but i'm gonna i'm gonna do it for one more you almost killed him that's a relatively that's a relatively common trope right but kim amaru seems unique in that he never suffers a single ill effect from his illness no ever during the entire sequence of fights that's completely untrue wait he does it he does yes he's about to win against garrett and rock lee yeah together and then he loses because his sickness oh i totally forgot the exact moment that he's about to win well i'm gonna i'm gonna backtrack on that and say that i never said that hey buddy i'm sure that evil bucket was nothing let's just go home i'm sure you didn't get into it willingly yeah your model still has the headband on that's stupid makes no sense oh you idiot so rock's about to kick him yes no okay you [ __ ] lazy wow what a great time for a loading screen like removing the headband would be one of the most minor changes you could do to the model to make it consistent right very minor it's not it's only like a piece of the head oh this ruins the moment this ruins it this is ruined now no are you for real wait who's under the bed who's in the bed there's like a body in there oh my god this is i can't like like it took you a second to catch up to it it actually like there's nothing left there's there's okay nothing so let's let's break it down let's break it break it down who's under the cop so it's a shitty cover that has nothing no there's a dead body there's a dead body and there's a baby it's a big poop anyway um so broccoli is injured and he's like i can't go with you guys i'm [ __ ] up i got a cane right and this is all supposed to take place within a single day right one night right one long night and then uh naruto gets to uh kim amaro and i believe it's starting did you skip that no i believe it's like it looked like it got skipped i remember that fight taking place during that day so what happens is is that um i think it's dawn when naruto gets uh to sasuke and kim amaro and then what we saw there with kimimura doing going behind naruto and having having the knife made out of the bone yeah that's a that's a panel that's a that's a shot from the show right and he's like naruto's about to die he's [ __ ] dead and i can't remember if they cut to black or if they uh it's next episode or whatever but what's important what's important is that out of nowhere a foot appears and kicks the [ __ ] away and kimi maru gets blown back and he goes and then the camera the camera like pans up to see rock lee and rock lee's like music kicks in it's a dynamic entry and you go oh yeah we're going to see this instead this is way better but instead of that instead of that look at silhouettes what we get is oh naruto's going to die let's fat lash back to like five hours earlier and we just watched gary lee leave so now we get to play out lorockly leaving and going to try and rescue that's not bad no it's awful because you completely remove it it removes the only part of that that was a cool moment he's got moves that's this genius of hard work i hate that japaneseism the genius of blank it just doesn't work in english don't you know there are multiple kinds of intelligence yeah there's well there is there's street smarts and then there's there's smarts yeah that's the only two i know oh man i wish i had street smarts there's emotional intelligence there's musical intelligence no it's all made up it's all made up you sure yep i don't think so i'm pretty sure it's [ __ ] dire lp when we're talking about canadian politics you should listen to minecraft canadian politics the most boring of all politics because there is none i don't know no they're pretty boring man what what's less boring willie grenadian politics is grenada you have to be a real country though don't you you have politics you you don't get to go oh after all the [ __ ] you've talked about grenada remember that planet in tng where it's all the the aryan sex people oh yeah and and and [ __ ] wesley just trips over a railing yeah and then he steps on some grass no he's he jumps over some really trying to catch a baseball a football yeah any space football if this shortcut's not open now when the [ __ ] will it open talk to him he'll tell you very new game plus maybe he might be right well he'll yeah he trips over that thing and he goes into the like the not a loud area um yeah and there he trips over a guardrail and falls on some plants and they're like we're gonna murder you now wesley and everyone that was watching it got super excited and they got massive erections yeah and then and then picard's like especially picard's like i'm never gonna be able to smang his mom again no if i let the kid die i already let it let her husband die yeah that was my fault man there's some dude in my high school who like what is this there was like a pizza party or whatever that we had i don't know what the [ __ ] was for that high school yeah anyway i hated that why did you ask them if they were ready yeah yeah yeah there's this no no this is my second high school oh i was too real for the first you had to leave that first one yeah after the incident after the incident where i asked everyone if they were ready and they're like we're ready for you to leave and this dude just like during the pizza party he bought like a stack of slices and then someone's like hey where's so-and-so class is starting now that the pizza party's over like he just took the pizza slices and went into the bathroom and we never saw him again efficient that man someone stole my limp biscuit cd from that [ __ ] high school they did you a favor no they didn't yeah they did everyone wanted it because they're all jealous like the sad realist the real answer is that that kid probably was like super poor and wanted to just like take all the pizza home that he can oh there it is hurricane oh i didn't wow rock lee showed up guys wow holy [ __ ] that's exciting bone meringue and he's like oh towering [Music] okay so don't do the drunk thing that was too cool so don't do it yeah don't do that also underage drinking references are fine they're fine and they do the same thing again they do the same thing again no no no you don't actually get to use gara or do you we don't know let's find out let's go back to blood vertizing like there's the hype music get hype everybody get hyped for this this is the season one theme that [ __ ] you know what i'll give this this game props and thumbs up if it if it blows it all out here all right right valerie the end yeah if it just decide if like if all of a sudden like oh no we made the level we saved it all that looks bad oh you pulled his head for head headband okay in the cut scene at least what about in the fight [Music] i'm through with that stupid wait no this is worse now if they had the goddamn model without the headband then they didn't use it why didn't they use it earlier 428 i believe let's see what happens 500 ouch yo wolves that's good damage that's a powerful resent gan oh my god you can't see what he's doing when people get up oh my god i get frame advantage off of that though the bloom was supposed to increase as his damage goes on but wouldn't you just hit him oh so this is what this is the cool moment that is supposed to be at all i can see it i can see it all but they're too lazy to even draw a third pip on his eyeball so yep okay that's my clan that did a lot of damage you're dead you're dead that did ex that did 500 damage all right that's what i call damage go back to the first fight go back to the first fight come on come on you can get them you can get him again so again he gets asked he's he deserves to get punched he has so much rage i can do this at least you can rage up a little bit before it's supposed to happen yeah yeah you've now ruined the canonical fine ending of the fight because that's gonna happen in a bad cut scene in a couple seconds it might be okay oh now he's doing it now we're both doing it we're all doing it now fighting means nothing when you have some type of weird stuff in your body everyone does this is one of the most poorly designed fighting game things i've ever seen because you just have to wait for it to run out whoever does it second is the winner try attacking sasuke in greater numbers oh i might want you to do that to confuse this sharingan oh oh my god i have no it's not letting me use my oh there we go okay he's just letting you let it happen he loves it yeah now yes this will confuse him he was confused no you have to use the i need i need more tracker to do it you need a shadow clone sorry do you have chakra pills or something yes i do he's dead he does look at that cross up yeah that's just one combo i need to take tracker pillows take all the pills and like pills live pills while he stands no i don't have enough i don't have enough you're not taking checker pills i i did the chakra's full it's no it's my level that's not full what so so the rage meter at the bottom yeah there's two kinds of chakras that builds up by fighting yeah the blue thing under my life is the chakra you refill with the pills [ __ ] everything no this happens no but that happened oh well they completely skipped the whole [ __ ] phase that what happened we didn't get the crazy you haven't been like a brother to him no you haven't at all off camera don't worry about it no no yeah he had a whole discussion with the guy see that's the question he looks like a rabbit not the right thing to say i'll save you even if i have to break every bone in your body to do it yeah i'll save you i'll save you woolly his ears are too long make them smaller i don't like them though that was how come you could see through sasuke's head that was very so um that animation of him doing the coolest fox move ever looked terrible it looked god awful he still had like a full life i remember that moment i remember that that was good and [ __ ] it was a good punch oh god we just i hated it these giant jerk-off hands that appear just it reminds me of a little kid just go just fast forward to the end just make the cool part do you wanna watch aliens no i just wanna skip to the last 10 minutes and see the part where the queen is at because that's the cool part is like we're gonna have it so you have these giant hands to jack off like a giant this is the worst animated gif of all time do it do it now you did it now it's the black story and it's crows wait are you just getting hit so you're dead so that was was there was no was there a button no i guess it just decided you took too long and activated that a millisecond before you let go of the button yeah because it looked like that's as best as i can figure it out path of ninja is a gba yeah it's actually a good one yeah it might be everything's good as if it's a gba game if it's a licensed thing it's almost always better yeah because they didn't pay attention and they just made it good they just made super nintendo games for [ __ ] sake yeah hey you know what's a good console super nintendo who's gonna argue with me on that no no the gba it had games [ __ ] you suck my dick yeah the dive kicks worked really well against kimmy schmidt before but yeah they didn't work that well here and you're like oh man your bones are unbreakable kimmy very important don't get some sand in your bones orochimaru should take over kimmy schmidt's body yeah something unbreakable orochimaru in new york yeah that was cool kimmy schmidt why do you sound like an old japanese grandma all right there you go yeah you gotta you don't have enough chakra you have enough check you lost again that was a lot of damage because you didn't have enough chakras big damn so using it beforehand is a bad idea is in fact using it to anything because you notice how every time i used it i had less yeah of hot levels to use yeah and at the beginning i had all of them yeah so you have to not use it at all for the fight well keep holding all the way to the ends that's what there it is that's stupid it's never gonna go don't don't don't form the move don't correctly do the with the correct timing that is the stupidest thing ever there it is the moment you've all been waiting for that's where the credits happen yes you're supposed to be his crow version of the chidori yeah and it creates the orb yeah and no one knows what happens no one knows what happened this was cool i didn't know what the [ __ ] it was like yeah because that's sci-fi because it's completely made up it makes no sense a moment of sci-fi when the chakra is too strong twilight realm remember that happening oh we messed up the statues wow what a flaccid version of a cool akash you're literally 10 seconds too late ah naruto you would ripe for a butt plugging now so i think one of the weirdest parts of that whole story is like why didn't kakashi go after him yeah he's busy because kakashi could have won all of those fights in like seal under 10 seconds yeah no totally yeah he bites he bites way way stronger guys and totally beats them without changing forms yeah no yeah he just moves the headband up and he does it wow so chochi's dead yep as far as we know that's why she's dead she's dead you just played this game choji and naji are dead kangaroos model too expensive to make yet still shows up partially if there's anyone in knows japanese anime it's french canadians that is that is at least the top five of most sudden cuts to cuts to credits ever yes i'm too late uh credit mvp of this session uh snip snip no jutsu that's correct i don't know i think blood vertizing was the mvp no not at this point oh no this session all right get it together snip snip miss needs to get his jon in promotion yeah that's right well guys we won we beat all the bad guys and everything got resolved hey all of you guys lived let's not go into that thanks for playing hey where's rock lee i don't worry about that [ __ ] he's he where's garage i don't worry about those [ __ ] is kimimaro behind us right now they didn't do nothing well this is where we would do our post lp wrap up yeah but we've been doing that for like an hour doing it for the last eight episodes yeah since that's when these should have been rolling and here's and here's where it starts here's where you get to the credits you really don't care about where it's like oh my god no no it's an ubisoft game you're right i'll never understand it put put the credits for the german version in the german game everyone failed you're a failure you're the worst you're the one the worst you're fired not only did everyone feel letting me go and everyone was seriously injured you the leader of the team are uninjured therefore it's somehow even worse you can't really get fired from being a ninja yeah you can but you probably should be able to yeah this was this was a troublesome mystery this was a learning expired from being a cop why can't you get fired from being here ninjas are the man you can't get fired for being a cop you have to do some serious [ __ ] to get fired and then you'll get promoted your firing will get promoted oh that's what was under the bed with rock lee it was naruto's legs yes oh my god oh wow i'm to bring back that dick for you yeah and i'm going to beat him up and i'm going to tell him you got to get in there because i made a promise i'll grab your hips and help plunge you and then sasuke's like i can see it and he's bummed out they're coming for you in three or four years and you have to be ready to fight them did you forget about that did they actually drop the word yeah is that real i remember that i hope in maybe three four four five was that what happened before the time jump i believe that is how they explicitly set up a time jump we should probably do a last minute oh wow what was that what was that oh one final kick three days later bro you don't really keep playing keep playing you're like you ain't done you ain't done with this mini game's attention there's lots of play things too naruto needs to spend the next three years playing mini games in 10 [Music] there's still lots of places to explore that's hype oh oh you're back in oh yeah [Music]

Channel: Mysterious Jojo

Views: 49,022

Keywords: Tbfp, Sbfp, Naruto, Montage, Compilation, Best of, Highlights, Best friends, Woolie, Matt, Pat, Broken bond, Filler, Frank, Mysterious jojo, Sasuke

Id: MmHq2HttNt0

Length: 160min 17sec (9617 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 19 2022