Saving Coolmath Games

all this takes me back through my microphone backwards I do that joke a lot regardless welcome back well not even welcome back welcome to the first time me ever doing this because holy [ __ ] we are in cool math games alright this puts me for a spin I have to admit alright this is some classic [ __ ] right here okay and the original reason why I wanted to even record this video the first place was because a reddit post came out saying that cool math games is being shut down and I'm like [ __ ] well now I gotta make a video on the ship because this is how I spent 90% of my time in the computer lab when I was in school between this and happy wheels and his other addicting games if you know sites weren't blocked and you know Newgrounds I don't think was blocked so I got to play a lot of stuff on there this is what I was doing when I should have been working on you know schoolwork and I don't recommend it for anyone but good news and I'm gonna spread the good news here because I have a platform to do so okay since that reddit post came out I'd be getting lots of tweets about it and you know people are saying like oh go go go record a video on cool math games because it's gonna be shut down in 2020 alright that's not too far away if we really think about it that's only about what four or five months away at this point I don't know I'm not good at math that's why I'm on cool math games but I have good news as we can see here on a polygon article that it's despite rumors cool math games is not shutting down in 2020 and I'll show you why okay polygon has confirmed with cool math games that the site will not shut down as a result of Flash discontinuation basically flash is losing support and whatnot and it's not going to be a thing anymore a representative told polygon that while concerns seems to be primarily tied to flash games the site itself has been focused on html5 which pretty much everyone is using nowadays for websites many old favourite flash games have been converted to HTML 5 over 2 over the you know that's what it's saying it's basically saying all these games that are beloved and you grew up with and you played in school weight and you know wasted your time not doing your schoolwork that you know they're good ok ah now the good word has been spread let's hop into the actual thing that people want to see here ok they want to see me play the classic games that I love a lot of these are probably super new and I have no idea I kind of recognized this one let's let's just go here let's see what's going on recording this is going to be a [ __ ] I'm gonna have to like zoom in on the screen to like [ __ ] back can't be [ __ ] to crop it and OBS or you know what hold on I could I could probably help it a bit oh yeah listen Octavia I'm busy recording cool math games come on kid you hear this sick ass soundtrack bro let's do this [ __ ] alright let's let's hop right in let's see what we're doing here Oh camera I kind of I don't know if this is a new one but I remember something this is loud as [ __ ] holy [ __ ] bro trials move the [ __ ] over dawg look at this [ __ ] dawg oh my God look ok I'm already dead and I'm bored of this game already what a popular games here we go this is what we're looking for here now I'm 22 years old so that means I'm born in 97 so obviously I'm gonna have the game the games that are in my mind are they're gonna be the ones that came out around that era not 97 but like when I was in grade school but not anywhere between probably I think we were allowed in the computer lab grade 3 and on grade 3 to like you know I'm pretty sure grade 8 which can of the high schools are can of the grade schools work different then schools work different everywhere ok ok I remember basketball master I remember that old [ __ ] what I don't this is on here click to enable flash what do you mean yeah ok I'll run it but not for long I hope this [ __ ] gets converted to html5 I hope this one sticks around this one's a classic listen to this music ladies and gentlemen are you kidding me meet Simon a cheerful little fellow he's having a fun afternoon on the beach he's about to make an amazing discovery that'll change his life forever oh what's he got he's got gold [ __ ] I'm pretty sure that's actually just a biscuit with butter on it Oh diamonds bro he mining down though that ain't safe we're rich dog it's only you there what do you - you talk to me you're talking to your duck but the Pirates pot they heat you get the point regardless you gotta kill the Pirates ok you just have to they just come in to steal your diamonds and gold you're just a little baby boy I already remember how to play don't worry about it watch [ __ ] all right what do you got you ain't got [ __ ] that's rights what I thought all right oh I can actually go pretty far here ok so I'm gonna just yeah I suck how did I play this when I was younger was I really dislike good at games alright let's let's let's make sure we get this one yeah gee I can't I can't do this alright okay more all right here we go more firepower this time that's a winner yes [ __ ] get out of here oh we got one you are shark food now mister wait what are you gonna get in this role with that nowhere let me tell you you're gonna you're gonna end up straight in the water with the fishes baby boom [ __ ] get out of here with that [ __ ] you did oh he done he's done that damn oh yeah all right so you could buy grenades I don't know where babies are getting grenades but I'm gonna buy a missile and I'm gonna buy it let's say two nades as well I could have upgraded the raft but I'm an idiot and didn't think of that of course the Vikings come up next how could I forget it doesn't matter though Viking or whatever let's switch through the rocket and let's fire it right into him I'm not sure if it fly straight but we're gonna find out holy [ __ ] I just committed genocide holy [ __ ] it's Richter yeah he sucks but I fired grenades - yeah heat oh no it is gone still did some damage so I'm not mad oh that's looking good oh [ __ ] no okay we're good we're good we're okay we're fine we're panicked but it's okay all right let's lob this [ __ ] over enjoy mother [ __ ] holy [ __ ] these guys are good at this game bro this isn't fair I'm about to die my little man bout to die that's it I've had enough get off my Oh double kill get out of here we're still undefeated shutout let's upgrade that raft let's get a little pooch on the back oh my god is that Octavia is that my dog I got Octavia joining the fight there's a [ __ ] hippo what happens when I shoot the hippo again I forget oh he just bounces it alright that's cool I didn't I didn't want to hit him with tennis ball either way all right what if I lob this [ __ ] way in the air and it lands right on top of them surely this will work [Music] hippo what the hell man you're supposed to knock this [ __ ] over there Oh Bob I dog [ __ ] this game's brutal Octavia I'll avenge you Alvin Jew damn it I will avenge you Octavia [ __ ] man this difficult level I suck at this oh oh trickshot oh it's gonna come back the tricks I only did zero damage though pretty much oh they ain't playing around now they mad they upset after that one I don't blame them yeah G [ __ ] man if this was younger me I would have cleared this level six times by now like there'd be no issue with this right now I'm just doing the same thing that one didn't even hit the boat I just completely missed it alright I'm gonna kill the guy in the back this one's gonna go right for his face Oh what did I say [ __ ] okay why is the baby wearing a bra get that off that's inappropriate take that off hey thank you oh now he just completely took it off in general all right boom bull's eye is right I love this game this is so simple oh [ __ ] okay we're good don't right we only lost the dog that's fine okay we got it we got to hit him right here [ __ ] oh no he's got his locked in he's got a zeroed oh oh oh okay all right get out of here all right okay I'm gonna stop the game here okay I'm gonna stop it here because I actually want to play more games before I just continue to play this one in this one alone hey what else I don't I don't recognize too much the games on all games a to Z here we go now we're now we're talking I wish I remembered exactly the name of the games you know what I mean I wish I had that in my mind but I just can't for the life of me remember it I feel like a lot of people are gonna be really mad at me for not recognizing all these games you gotta understand we grew up in different universe is essentially okay things are different now all right I've never played that wonder putt let's play this it's a golf game so it fits in with my aesthetic oh hell yeah this looks hella upgraded this yeah this [ __ ] is like next-level I've never seen these graphics if I was super young and never seen it wait I just start from here I just straight up well what the [ __ ] died [ __ ] this game let's play jelly truck I remember this this became actually a pretty popular mobile game if I'm not mistaken and I believe it originated here I might be wrong but I believe it did I let's [ __ ] do this the sound effects this is like one of my videos yeah eat oh yeah yeah get up there you got it no problem bro this map is child's play not even an issue look at me go just running over everything not even a problem let me do a backflip oh yeah like that Oh little climb yup can't stop me baby oh there we go hold on Finnick literal child's literal child's play dude are you kidding me you expect me to be challenged three stars first look Domino's not even a problem get me over there not even it okay a little bit a little bit there we go no longer an issue is this like an elevator I don't remember this oh yeah of course it is get me on top here there we go right on time little backflip fancy fancy little front sump oh god I'm gonna get crushed what happens if I do get ah okay noted noted that's what happens all right my goal is to complete this level okay that's my goal alright let's try again back flip for style okay don't get crushed flip and go and go oh I'm so good at this game my god Wow three star me baby three star that's what I thought [ __ ] here we go next level I'm gassed already I'm just going for it at this point Oh God is that a windmill do I get crushed by this thing ah okay we made it some bowling pins nice through the town knock over the monument beautiful what is this what is this Oh what's going up I have to stay on it though oh okay okay you put a bridge down for me respect I get a tractor this game is incredible now I have to play the next level after getting that three star me baby stars that's exactly what I'm talking about get me in here with my tractor this is no longer jelly truck this is jelly tractor brother yup oh so smooth smooth like butter yeah get me through here yeah all right whoa a little bit of a bounce flip for style jump jump jump light work light work light work jump jump jump Oh Oh get out of my way stupid Boulder [Music] easy game my life 3-star me baby okay I gotta get out of the [ __ ] okay we'll find one more we'll find one more game and we'll wrap it up real nice where's the basketball game I was talking about I saw there we are basketball master two not one but two ladies and gentlemen I don't recognize this this is not the game I was thinking of I don't know what that was I'm sorry you had to see that I I thought it was something different I remember a basketball game on here that was clearly not it is this a [ __ ] minion that looks like a minion we're playing the minion one why did these look so good what happened why couldn't I grew up in this time why is the helicopter crash why is there a [ __ ] sea lion what is happening I can't do this oh there it is okay yup poor playing solitaire okay I didn't think I'd play it here we are free card drop what okay fine we'll do well do one find if three card is three card harder or what's the deal I don't know what that means are they disappointed in me I usually play three-card shut up okay you guys didn't think I'd play more solitaire okay nothing okay alright perp yup we gotta move yep we got another move beautiful beautiful uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh yep two sevens what am I gonna do with that what am I gonna do with that oh we got the ace baby there it is we got the ACE oh no I can't I can't do anything right now can I [ __ ] holy that's aggressive that's an aggressive shuffle back to the full deck there ten there we go now we're moving oh and now we're stuck again boom there we go yeah I don't know what that did but boom oh yeah now we're moving all right let's move this over here so we can move this King here boom we got another King exactly what we wanted best-case scenario ladies and gentlemen another aggressive shuffle right back to the full thick boom there we go Oh No am I in a moves oh god oh god the panic nope we got to move perfect alright we're good boom now we can move that there no more no more panicking no more we got this sorted we got it we're gonna figure it out perfect yes yes yes yes the moves the moves the movement still have hope we still have hope I'm running out of hope I'm not gonna lie man really come on you can't you can't do that I gotta at least win in this yeah I can't lose and [ __ ] cool math game solitaire come on man oh I think good I think I lost I'm just gonna undo all my moves that'll show him I could go back to see where I messed up I messed up at the beginning I definitely did a hundred percent I'm not confident on that but I fully believe that this is where I messed up by even loading this game in the first place well I think that's gonna wrap this here what a nostalgic trip I'm sure I didn't play half the games you guys remember because you know there's just I don't maybe they're not even on here anymore all right I just don't remember the names which kind of sucks because then I could play the ones that I remember if I you know if I had the names I could only remember them by seeing them really I mean even that didn't prove to be too useful with that basketball game and I don't know what the hell that was I think that's gonna wrap this video hopefully you guys enjoy if you did make sure to leave a like if you want to see more content like this please let me know I am down to play more flash games I guess in the future they'll be referred to as html5 games but in my heart they will always be known as flash games I'm glad this isn't shutting down because this is just a huge part of my childhood and I'm sure a lot of other people can relate to this and I don't know how relevant this stuff is now in like today's youth and whatnot but holy [ __ ] was it a game changer again thank you so much for watching video if you did enjoy it make sure you leave a like if you are new to the channel and want to subscribe to see more content like this or even just other content in general please do also hit that Bell the notifier bell to get notified when I upload all in all fake you guys so much for the support on the videos recently I'm glad I can just do this [ __ ] and you guys really like it it's really fun for me but yeah anyway I love you guys and I'll see you guys later [Music]

Channel: SMii7Y

Views: 1,499,635

Keywords: Coolmath, Coolmath games, Math games, Coolmathgames, Coolmath games shutdown, Coolmathgames shutdown, flash, SMii7Y, Commentary, Gameplay, Funny Moments, cool math games

Id: FlbhGzxMRDE

Length: 16min 9sec (969 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 17 2019