This video is proof that I have the worst luck in UNO

i am very confident that i have some of the worst luck in uno of all time after this session i just can't deny it and i i am cursed i know it so we played the 50th anniversary edition of uno which included a new coin flip mechanic it's [ __ ] so please do me a favor and please leave a like on this video for my suffering and if you're new to the channel and enjoy the content you see even though it may be sadistic please do consider hitting subscribe i would appreciate it anyway enjoy the video i i sure didn't oh i forgot i changed my avatar finally oh [ __ ] i didn't change mine what the [ __ ] i should change oh god please please stop you need to sound like anthony but then with kermit i can't breathe they do a little coughing in there but as kermit [Laughter] that's so hard to do i say let go of me after dude let go of me see that's good there you got to think about it choke yourself out while doing it i'm so uncomfortable with john's character saying this to me right now do it anthony are you just gonna sit here and be in the uno session while not being in the uno session he's dying to be here sure someone stream the game to him i'll do it i'll do it i'll just disappear randomly in the middle of the problem just have a spectator i'm going to have him see my cards anthony tell us what eli has but do it subtly like oh no i dropped my yellow one or something mommy's piggy here keep choking me i wish i could do a miss piggy impression because that'd be fun to throw in there i don't even know if she's down oh it's kind of like it's like a it's like a high-pitched marge simpson almost think like mickey mouse and marge simpson no wait don't think that [Laughter] tell me more okay enjoy you know guys you're not gonna stick around come on let us let us know at least what's in eli's hands come on okay fine all right cool cool cool cool oh yeah we're playing dark mode uno what is this the nfl oh my what oh eli hurry go pick somebody apparently hey yo i already hate this all right let's just put this down and get the game started what the [ __ ] uh what does he have even though i just saw his hand and he's got like a four or one three give me the colors oh yes i'm pretty much all green except for this four hey john john you want you want a good hand yeah okay no here no trust me take a look at that all right um well all right all right wow you're right there what this is what eli started with huh that's crazy i guess i gotta do this again there goes my good hand i was talking about it still don't have a blue so i have to pick up a gun you better get a blue because that's all i got i need to see yeah i got a blue green at least all right what the why what's the point jesus christ i hate 50-year edition uno bro bro can you let me play this boomer edition can i play come on have we really been making video videos for 50 years dude has eli played the card we didn't have these black cards no i don't think he actually has okay what the [ __ ] eli that joke was off the handle oh wait why me what did i do i don't know what i'm doing wait that's oh yo okay bring me into this oh good luck kind of fun oh [Applause] i'm going to take the hand i was rightfully you know because i should have won that oh yeah no good this is not good no don't take it back please you know what i wanna see how many it is i'd like to see how bad it's bad oh it's not bad go again perfect that's what i wanted i wanted a color change oh yeah what the [ __ ] and back to blue i actually did god damn it get baited oh i actually wanted green anyways you're watching one of the three whoa he comes in six minutes later to drop that let me confirm this info i gotta see if he's telling the truth hey he's right don't play that you did it well you can see on the back of his cards he actually has whale wait no good luck god damn it all right we gotta do something here guys yeah something's got something's gotta budge you're gonna let me win what we gotta wriggle something loose here you get red make it blue [ __ ] um um okay [Music] i will not hesitate to open this stream i have a red seven no you don't all right change it to i don't know why should i have done that i don't know okay wait why didn't you play that earlier i didn't feel like it wow how to jump in this is coming down to the [ __ ] wire holy [ __ ] everybody's got a car oh my god for the first time in uno history a triple okay all right i'm fine with it as long as that piece of [ __ ] didn't get the win [ __ ] rely i got no points at all guys he's got a blue seven oh god damn it i got 450 cards were you serious about that 450 cards yeah let's take a look let's see what ju john madden you failed me wait if you look at the back of our cards it kind of looks like a six no [Applause] what the [ __ ] all right guys i'd like to play perfect god whoa sorry it was cringe i'm sorry oh oh oh john you know what else is cringe that's not that cringe honestly really no this is cringe okay what about this though what about this though oh that's cringe eli jump in do it [Laughter] oh wow he didn't jump i could have been it was it had to be the same i mean if you're colorblind you might be able to see the same color all right well nobody here oh john [Music] you [ __ ] i'm gonna have to draw now you wanna see me when i gotta draw oh 50 cards oh oh risky risky over two stop giving me the una one it doesn't work what the [ __ ] this [ __ ] is rigged bro oh what the [ __ ] enjoy those cards you [ __ ] make it green again i want to do something let's go all right it just has to survive all right i'll let you go i want to see it i want to see it okay okay gladly let's come back around oh john what the [ __ ] are you doing eli's got one he's got one you i know you have one he's doing it what the [ __ ] okay my faith has been ripped all right let's clean this box you know what eli got you here i got i'll do something i got it i got you i got you bro what the [ __ ] [ __ ] this is oh your hand huh i mean that's what people usually call the cards in their hand there you go let's here you go committee oh [ __ ] i thought it was going the other it what way [ __ ] play what am i doing you [ __ ] idiot you lucked out this time there's three [ __ ] color changes what the [ __ ] oh my god you're really going to ruin his hard work broken big dubs boys we never lose the house sucks show me what you got take them that shot all right fine give me him back [ __ ] what the big brain you in there for you no you didn't is there not a seven yeah there is a red seven shut up i know there is no there's no seven there's a seven it's not even reds go again okay go again what the [ __ ] all right there we go okay great thanks boys plus two all right what's this dude the absolute [ __ ] oh it's not that great there's that red seven [ __ ] stop lying you're breaking my heart every time go again go against me oh whoa hey thank you for me hey whoa if you if you coin flip me i'm just gonna win i'm on a hot streak now i can't lose this won't work you can choke on that [ __ ] no please coward why a one and a two hmm i could play [ __ ] nothing great let me just pick up 17 cards oh john you better be able to play i can't remember if you came actually oh it doesn't matter anyway son of a [ __ ] oh jump it no why'd you do that ruin it why you just [ __ ] you just let him okay no i did not have been ruined my colors out loud i'm gonna go for it bro keep trust okay good all right give me my cards back a yellow question for this [ __ ] [Music] you [ __ ] idiot he has why oh my [ __ ] god you don't even know why i did this you did this over a course of doing plus fours you know what if you have another one of these john i'm just okay good oh [ __ ] big why why me why why would you not give it to buys i don't lose i lose you lose i don't lose it's the game oh no why like it's it's like it's it's not even logical makes no sense what else was i going to play you know what honestly it didn't matter john look at buys his hand now you know honestly this game is [ __ ] trash [ __ ] this [ __ ] thumbs up stupid calls i see you laughing now stop giving me the first one it's bad juju bro i don't want it dude actually it's because they just want to show off their new 50 design for real what the hell okay i'm going to thin out the herd a bit here okay do what you got to do oh vibes this is such a vibe right now what you guys are doing this is big time wonderful i love it okay what the [ __ ] i don't even have a plus two in this entire monstrosity of [ __ ] cards why are they sharing cards just kidding y'all are playing footsie with cards i know it i think you have this card yeah i do what the [ __ ] i get oh what the [ __ ] dude no you're gonna get your comeuppance it's not even a matter of getting angry anymore it's just i just accept it at this point oh yeah no don't let smitty play it's cool [ __ ] you okay that's boring when you jump in you did some damage with that one take a look guys you [ __ ] i don't want yours bro [ __ ] go again do the 50 card let's go okay dude just don't give me heads next time how about that just give me the 50 minutes bro actually rigged like actually raped there's no [Laughter] make it yellow oh sorry i clicked it before you said hey take a look yeah oh no way bro i got like three sevens in that [ __ ] you got a lot of [ __ ] in here she's amassing and i haven't been able to play them i don't know if i've had green this whole game do you want some greens no that is not green that is red oh we got some greens the color that wants to play is seven [ __ ] surprises homeboy really wants to play those sevens i remember let's get some greens going oh he's got that mic's got that good stuff bro you got that now let's get some greens why did this happen when i had the hand loki what's going on what the [ __ ] you're about to clear out this hand before i play a card like why what you know it's easy oh look i can't play real quick [Music] i never wanted in the first place it was a mind game okay okay can i [ __ ] play a card please you should have kept the hand that's for real i think i've only played one card and it's been the seven in the pet okay don't give me pick yourself pick yourself first stop giving me the uno one it doesn't work here's something right now what seriously bro [Laughter] [Applause] damn i literally haven't gotten one of those cards either like give me that [ __ ] hand back boys give me that [ __ ] hell this one sucks here we go the wrath begins now [Music] don't do it please don't take it away from me i don't think i wanted to smear you smile i don't know what you want precious see look it's all good the [ __ ] [ __ ] it's it's not okay we're good i hope it's okay there we go welcome to the jungle [ __ ] yes right that's right quick little peek at the cards please just don't pick me [Music] you know what i'm going to win this i'm going to win this this comment all right i never lose that's what i'm talking about [Applause] oh it's it's the gambler's high you know do it again okay bro i'll even get my bring it yeah yeah bring it on bring it on bring it on yes what the [ __ ] [Music] just gives me one little taste of victory that's like nah it's not that great oh [ __ ] you're right give me those cards oh [ __ ] another zero thoughts okay that i mean it's kind of a zero but yeah try that stupid idiot no blues huh [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] here we go bro why do you know what you're getting hedge fund you know what that's fine you're bringing right now i haven't played a single one of these cards it doesn't matter i don't need to to win it doesn't matter big dub that's what i'm talking about [ __ ] they're going to wait [ __ ] bro you're getting all these [ __ ] cars we're going to collect 30 and then [ __ ] pass them to you and then you're going to be cracking wow there's no way this video can be ruined at this point it's too big to fail six nine in it he has six nine thanks anthony for your 20 minute once once every 20 minute commentary okay we're just gonna really let eli just walk through this like this what the [ __ ] hey john do you have something to hurt him nope guys do you have something to hurt him yeah oh bro if he has this if he has this okay good okay okay true i'll take a jump in okay seriously i would like to play a card [Music] no you don't you don't get the playing card i'm literally being bullied that's how you want to do okay i'm not complaining here i'll be honest oh no wow what a [ __ ] irrelevant irrelevant information irrelevant oh you're sure there's a role in my bed relevant big pickup thank you if it was another 50 i'm not even mad about the skip bro you know what hop on in what's that you had the green too what hop on baby [ __ ] spice was so quick are you kidding me it popped up after the card went down [Laughter] some dude you gotta push it before you've ever even jump in don't make it sorry i just gave it sorry i i had two blue fours i was so focused on the w that i just clicked blue immediately okay i even almost said don't make it blue i know as i clicked it doesn't matter onto bigger and better things i'm winning one game it doesn't matter i'm getting that i'm finally getting that 50 card win one coin flip then try to win a game if i get the coin flip and i pick i get to pick who's playing i'm for sure gonna win okay we'll see about that 100 here you go john take that what the [ __ ] nice dude oh jump in oh beautiful oh amazing oh [ __ ] fifty i'm not gonna say battle i'm not saying anything yeah i'm not gonna save it see just stay calm and everything's gonna work out just like it should see now you see this is where you're wrong namaste namaste okay what the [ __ ] oh boys all right this game is all right make it yellow whatever you do make it yellow what is this oh okay yeah yeah i have to pick up it's okay though a quick little top deck uno just don't play coward oh i forgot what he had already i'll be honest with you you've been getting the one impossible i don't know laughing come on uh just tell us what the [ __ ] what that i think it was a green i'll be honest with you congrats that doesn't help thank you god damn it [Laughter] if only you could just remember [ __ ] for longer than maybe i can't believe you i can't believe you plus forward the only line i can't believe you're so [ __ ] stupid that you forgot the colors i got a little guppy memory bro can you blame me first of all do not insult guppies like that they're way [ __ ] smarter than you [Music] still getting a dub doesn't [ __ ] matter yeah i guess we'll put this down though that's an ugly card [ __ ] bro i don't put it down [ __ ] ass oh no you say sorry say sorry to john again don't say sorry if you talk to me i'll literally sue you [Laughter] one john you got a plus two dude possibly okay i'm i like those odds no need there's no need for this violence you got a plus two no i do not have a plus two feel free to ask me that's two more okay roger that you have a plus two yeah do you have a plus two wait he said ask you two more times i said feel free ah okay i felt free oh thank you things are coming up nice oh yeah they're looking nice [Music] oh this [ __ ] about to get passed around a few times this one get passed around a few times not gonna lie to you oh we're done yet oh what the [ __ ] i gotta find a plus four no you don't yeah he does something i'm gonna do his thing [Music] oh doesn't matter okay let's go [ __ ] i've realized getting angry is not the uh off the way two in a row don't matter just um you got heads and tails bro [Laughter] oh for [ __ ] sake [Music] and more get [ __ ] all right who the [ __ ] had the three color switches dude it gave it to me okay it gave it to me play blue nine play one of the three i'm color blind bro you're so colorblind you put down the complete opposite color [ __ ] [Music] get revenge get revenge get revenge okay are you ready for this eli i dare you to change the green too oh you sucker i would be [ __ ] living bro well [ __ ] oh jumping i don't oh wait no delay delay delay delay the inevitably kill him john kill him what are you bringing me more cards okay he was already you can win now i'm like [ __ ] off come on bro i'm done with you now bro this [ __ ] i would rather play this game with anthony while he's asleep than you i would rather play this game all right bro i'm gonna pick up something real juicy here yeah if it's another zero i'm pissed because also you're if it's another what the [ __ ] did you just keep used to he kept something in his hand don't have a plus two why would i have a plus two you had this deck over there [ __ ] me you can take a look at what i picked up what is it honestly there's nothing there's nothing else [Laughter] there's no aura that is threatening in here give me that it's not that great you're not that green skip the yellow one we know he's got a yellow one holy [ __ ] almost you're wrong in the colors but you have the right numbers no he's incorrect green script yellow one fifty oh they're gone good call it's in so many bad okay you know what in a row you gotta pick the guy with the okay you know what you'll do fine it's fine that's fine it worked it worked out see yeah yeah confidence but regardless of anything you can't sound like you fall no you should have played it on buys less cards i'll do this and then he'll have to draw cards what thank you wow these cars [ __ ] trash no wonder you're sad okay well well it gets blue it'll be so funny yes funny moment funny moments so funny what the [ __ ] thank you i guess how do you have not a single blue that's what i'm trying to figure out what the [ __ ] there we go oh lord oh all right back to the grind i suppose i should have looked at the card top deck okay jesus christ that hand sucks so bad it's actually crazy don't play red don't play red it's the worst i've seen in this he said don't play don't play red which means he wants every color that's a big dick oh my god oh no the red nine red 9rp red 9. oh bro i almost i almost threw another game bro you know what scorcher [ __ ] you guys i hate all of you okay [Music] is that how you really feel about all this huh you thought you thought the video would end here i nearly hit play you were really trying to go to bed huh row for real [ __ ] i was hoping i'd be back on the nine so i could get rid of it green cards feel like a whole different this is pog don't play okay i won't jordan you got this right he has a shred and something else said it might be blue it was blue john good guess oh just keep it off red now if you play your favorite we got the red nine put it on red red red right actually make it red just play right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right just show you guys play red good call [Music] [ __ ] you if it [ __ ] kills me i swear to god that's what i'm [ __ ] talking about oh it feels good who's at my disposal now me oh you picked yourself with this buys no oh this dude gonna get a plus four let's go the thrill of gambling make it green yeah you got something funny i just have a lot of greens i guess okay any funny moments over the drum with those cards green funny moments whoa go again with the green okay okay just don't make it hurtful [Music] hey y'all i was worried about that thing coming all the way all right you know what it kind of did come all the way hey yo yo not more okay good hey yo i only have these hey yo yo oh no everyone gets them straight i'm not even funny anymore see just doesn't matter i'm on a streak baby god i'm hot tonight i'm hot tonight i wasn't hot but now i'm hot who got good cards i got good cods i have i no matter what you no matter what color it is you can play with my hand you know what i like that john yeah same with mine i like how that sounds why would you give this up what i don't know if you really sold it holy [ __ ] she really sold these ones i got stuff surely someone's got a blue one surely someone's got a blue eight blue eight what i don't have one of those can you reject that i got that but dude [ __ ] you [ __ ] you you never mind never mind never mind all right whoever reverse [ __ ] kill myself i'm gonna pick up [ __ ] you all right there's no need for that there's no need for any of this i'm picking up [ __ ] you you're gonna get a 50 again i swear to god watch this i'm changing it to red yeah that's a good color that's a cool color i don't care if they have less cards buys this one literally has your name on it i know it does [ __ ] you i knew it was coming [ __ ] new flight has a plus four i don't know i did everything i could to get away who do i want oh take mine take mine he has a green and a wild what the [ __ ] is this how do i play this don't worry john i'm gonna get that i'm gonna get that hand right back to you thank you so much he was lost but now he is found [Music] right now okay because like for reasons like this i just can't even i can't even play once i use this oh why do you why do you say things if you don't i mean he has a green now he has a group i didn't want to use it are we sure he has a great green tree he has a green flip for reverse okay it's a green reverse reverse yes dude big dubs coming in big dubski with the boys what no no no no [Music] no you've been so [ __ ] stupid that you've accidentally done it no i've been handing it on still handing it out [Music] baby

Channel: SMii7Y

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Keywords: Uno, Uno Gameplay, Uno Funny Moments, Uno Online, Uno Gameplay Funny Moments, Uno Multiplayer, Uno Wild Card, Wild Card, SMii7Y, SMii7Y Uno, Funny Moments, uno rage, uno 50th anniversary

Id: je8P2xKZ8lo

Length: 35min 13sec (2113 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 29 2021