Sabotaging a Don't Starve Speedrun

yeah welcome back today i'm going to be doing another ancient field weaver speedrun and nothing special is going to happen just here ever oh hello everyone today we will be sabotaging someone's speedrun i didn't i didn't agree to this what are you doing here we're going to murder okay it's fun it's on it's on he's gonna be trying to murder the fuel weaver beat the game while i try and kill him aren't you ever that's and i'm gonna win also because i'm a nice guy here's the heart yeah i should probably take that because killing shadow pieces is is okay now that i think everything is actually gonna be easier than killing him normally but that's how little faith i have in your success oh really you know i mean i can be a bit of a trash talker you already know that yeah all right you might want to disable your location yeah i have global positions on i can see where he is but i can't i don't know why he's exploring and i should probably get a move on if i want to kill you know we could we have abigail we can just kill him right now and end the speedrun already okay try me try me unless you teleport actually you could do that no oh i'm gonna be seeing a lot of that oh my god that's annoying yeah i'm trying to defeat the final box here you don't have it that hard okay well anyways so i'm gonna tell you my strategy because i am a genius the reason i picked wendy's because if he makes it to the atrium and i'm any other character i'm gonna be stuck at the tentacle pillar and you know that's bad and you can just kill the boss and i can't do anything to get to him so all right good like you know sold out to the atrium yeah war talks is stupid and we're not playing him you know what that better with me it hurts you on a personal level when you insulting a man's mane is worse than insulting their mother oh really yes yes oh i told you okay this is this will actually cost a part of my real life soul but what if i were to tell you that wickford is better than wolfgang then you'd be wrong or it's april fools in your area yes it's april fool's in hungary how do you know wait is it actually no but i i heard that like other countries have uh they celebrate like april fools but it's not april fools it's like a different day so it could have been okay let's just take a moment to analyze this sentence it is april fool's in hungary problem is that it's february i'm really looking forward for the field of viewer fight though because like i could manipulate the fuel weaver into fighting you yeah and then you know good good for me both of you die that's what i want or you could just kill him before i get to you yeah i mean if if i manage to solve up to the atrium that's probably what's gonna happen yeah where the hell are you what the are you in the caves no what part of the field weaver speed would include going into the caves i would never go into that's true the caves there's line in the caves i i installed this game like 10 days ago and i can assure you there's nothing in the caves ferns and useless light bulbs made for making useless lanterns yeah just use torches honestly just use torches well if you're in the caves i have a little bit of a strategy i'm debating if i should tell you it or not do it for the content otherwise how are the viewers gonna know true you're right i need to do it for the viewers so uh basically there's this thing called the pan flu and if i get it i win i i forgot him oh i found the cave entrance you entered through oh no i forgot the pamphlet exists ah can we make some last-minute rules and say that no okay i suddenly feel a lot less confident it'll be funny if we just both die he's on the surface oh he's going to be looking for the pig the whole pvp scene of don't starve it's just it's just the pan through just put the other player to sleep and that's like the top tier strategy hmm like really like when you if what if i get against the pan fluid might just really be the end it might just really be just it yeah see you're concerned that i might put you to sleep my concern is by the time i get ready to kill you you're already in the atrium but i can't reach you boy how long are you planning to take to no because if you just get there fast enough i just have to start guessing which tenta pillar is going to lead me to the atrium and that could take a while these concerns you get the pamphlet because if you do that it's just i'm dead i don't know i can't wait what if you get the pad flute if i get the pen flute i will cast it into the fire i will destroy it i don't see it oh we are banning pamphlets then uh no we're not just like i'm asking for your opinion oh crap i awakened the mandrake do you think that that the pamphlets are balanced and should be used yes i i agree oh i don't have satisfaction oh yeah the point is i have it oh oh that's bad oh no i have to kill this mandrake and abigail apparently doesn't kill them the funny thing is you helped me get it we discovered the location of the big wheel germany on and reminded me to exist it was for the viewers remember yeah of course of course oh my god okay for the viewers or not you helped me you fool all right and mandericks are my only options okay what's your next great idea for content forming uh basically there's this mushroom called the red cap well i have an idea you should make a gag about a fast food chain but it's misspelled so it's funny well fast food chain but it's missed yeah this misspelled the name of a fast food chain so then it's funny and you get views oh like an actual restaurant yeah yeah like oh i don't know what border king for example oh that took me way too long to get the joke i thought you wanted me to do something like this like this spell a restaurant how is abigail not hitting the mandrake she's so useless you're being beaten by a vegetable you're literally being defeated by a vegetable are mandrakes vegetables though they're like their own category of food hmm you giving me something to think about okay this feed one is cancelled now we're doing philosophy is mandrake a vegetable um so i believe when you put it into a crock pot it's not counted as a vegetable therefore i would say it's not a vegetable but it's like it's like a cooper sort of thing like it's a it's a root that holds nutrients yeah but a lot of tins hold nutrients and they're not a vegetable yeah honestly i think i'm being too passive i should be putting more pressure on you you're just going around the map you're getting all the resources you need and i'm not doing anything about it yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna come for you now i i have the pan foot you know oh yeah oh you do have the pamphlets it's the pamphlet is my failsafe it's the emergency meeting button okay i have a i have a strategy i just thought of an idea and i don't know if it's gonna work i think we should share it for the content or is that the kill wendy did the fall was the fall was 10 years ago we have to let go the fall was 10 years ago oh hi oh hello watch this so i want to see signs at work okay show me science abigail do the thing science isn't working oh i made her angry wait and flute this epic why is she going after a bird go for the gun yes my strategy it's horrible yes you know i'm really just sabotaging myself with this buy i said bye there we go oh this is a good option i have a counter against the pantheon i don't think you can go too much places from here oh but you're forgetting what character i'm playing as i could go anywhere yeah but there's nothing here is my point bye oh yeah okay i hate you then you have to run out of souls eventually stop collecting grass while i'm chasing you yes go she's just angry angry at you for not treating her better go i can't you can't really treat a ghost better how many times have you told her that you appreciate her uh at least four times this morning only oh this this is going badly no this is this is horrible for you i have stuff i i have i have a trick up my sleeve why did you chop the tree are you using the mouse to move i need living logs so you know you need to live in your logs yeah oh i predicted your movement i knew you would go there if abigail were to get distracted by spiders that would be pretty bad am i right yeah i mean let me forget forget me you know i have a feeling suddenly this this will never turn into a into into a speed run i'll just kill you here you know i want to i want to get to the fuel lever so how about i i'll let you go here no you you how dare you reject my offer hey i needed some light so what what better way to get light than lighting a little girl on fire yeah okay walter was definitely the better move honestly abigail is actually horrible she will only protect you in defensive situations but when you're trying to kill someone she's just too slow i'll give you a little help i give you a little help there's an abigail potion that increases her movement speed it makes him better i don't think it makes her faster than me no no it does it does my personal experience with that i'm trying to help you so you either take my advice or i kill you here okay is this even a speed run anymore let me it's a speed run to kill you wait abigail go go go go go go go go big man yes yes my ally oh the pigmen have come out oh abigail you absolute idiot no i think time has come for me to leave this is my living street it's my living tree this is my tree get out of here what are you gonna do with it there's something you're gonna do with it anyway i'm going to make the little cyclops if i ever get there i just i just rob the living logs what now i'm going to kill you that's what's going to happen okay you killed me with your souls i don't think uh your plan is working really well here those living logs are mine i'm i'm getting them i am now oh goodbye hey why are you planning on fighting at three guard me and pigs i don't see like the strategy there oh abigail let's go the strategy is that this is too easy and i need a challenge oh no he's gonna do the fancy thing i wish i could see your health well i'm currently at just uh 128. all of that did nothing you know i have a better strategy i'm going to go to the runes and wait for you there okay and how is that better i mean you have to come there so i'm not chasing you oh i just got bothered and you entered the caves oh this is going horribly i have to find you now and i think you might be ahead maybe i'm not ahead i'm an m you are you have a head no i'm going in there what are you doing down here i i thought we agreed there was absolutely did you teleport no you didn't so what do we agree on there's nothing in the case oh well you see i like you what and i know i know i have never lied to you in my whole life and i understand that you feel very betrayed right now yeah no this is this feels good or you're digging blue mushrooms aren't you yeah yeah i'm digging blue mushrooms you could say that no i wish i did but this is funnier and you're like you're probably like right next to the ruins or something oh wait i see you on the map right okay basically i can teleport as well hi hello you were ahead of me now i'm ahead of you you're uh have a shovel would you like a shovel what does that mean i have a shovel and i don't need it anymore would you like it really you gathered all the blue caps you're gonna need here just just take the shovel no i will take every chance to defeat you in there i don't i think you should go get the the stars guys oh [ __ ] it's clutch all right what was it good distracted good oh wait i just realized i don't even need hutch but you might because seriously i don't know because if you couldn't teleport the ruins how would you get across the temple right that was a good move by me you should have never told me he was there i didn't even see him uh that did not go according to plan oh look is this a pokestoop spawn his posts will spawn just kill cold stool yeah let's go oh look this is even his smile okay is it well i'll just get that let me just kill possible okay that's cool i like this let's just kill coach stool how could you betray me like this uh my fk was held down oh and you happen to go for me instead of the ginormous frog okay thoughts too is garbage yes i agree no what the hell he's coming no get up okay wake up wake up this time i need you to wake up you may beg for her to wake up but will she listen to your bleed she woke up oh well i guess you did now i have half a handbag well here's the piercing i had a masterer plan because now you don't know where i am you can't see me on the map actually you haven't disabled your location still so i can't see you where oh i have to disable it in the caves oh my god hey oh look look over there there's so many rocks over there that i could mine for good stuff only the wars were way over am i right like can you help me go over there like can you give me a boost so i can i can jump you know can you no okay i'll do it myself huh well you go do that i'll go find the ruins if you got the pants with i would have voluntarily killed myself by now really probably i don't know you know when it comes to killing me i'm not too keen on oh hello all right you can't see me are you hacking you can't see me in the dark that's crazy wait do you have to cross this bridge to enter here wait what i feel like you have to cross me to enter the ruins not like i have any way of getting around you so this will be very very hard can't tell if that was sarcasm or not i don't know where that goes maybe you can teleport there but that's i mean like if i had an ability to teleport i could easily go around you but unfortunately i'm i'm playing as war talks the only character we cannot teleport and so i don't know how i'm going to do it honestly hello did you just go around me okay no yes wait is this the night recycle hi welcome to the ruins where everything's chasing you and the only thing i don't want chasing me honestly is you because you just permeate a bad smell wow like what about the split monkeys are they worse than that ah hold on let me just get close to them so i can get a sample of their smell for i feel like abigail's gonna kill them all that might be a problem oh yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna use ambiguous wendy's just be the worst and worst decision yeah i think he should stop chasing me i think that would be i picked up a friend okay that's a gift for you why would i want a bird it gives you one health when you need it oh no why are they all on the beach they want to be in your video or in there in my video why are we doing this why do you want to kill the fuel leaver what do you ever do to you oh uh he has a he just has a fun boss fight and i just i just like that you find the fuel weaver fun yeah he's so much fun we just spawn stuff and then traps you in cages have you considered that you're just bad yeah look there's better boss fights okay what is the most fun boss then close even like just dragonflies probably better than him honestly okay i'm not gonna yeah dragonfly is kind of weird well i'm not gonna lie the the dst bosses don't stand a chance against the hamlet bosses there are some fun stuff doesn't the ancient herald have like really really bad health no actually none of the dst bosses go up of like 3 000. you mean solo yeah like every time i've seen anyone kill the the ancient herald it was just tanking yeah but like what about the plug list or the ancient hulk those are some sick boss fights okay but have you just considered that you're just bad oh is this an alchemy engine oh i can look i can open my present holy [ __ ] thanks i love that they're just for you because because i look good see i look out for you i why did you put this here i'm now wondering oh well uh no reason no reason there's really nothing for me to worry about because there's clearly something you didn't have and you wanted to make but only now and i have no idea what that could be well okay i'm a little bit insulted because if you if you've watched my speed run you should you should probably know but you're clearly having all muggles i didn't watch all two hours of that one speedrun you don't even know how long it is three hours five minutes and twenty one seconds last this is why people don't like you this is why people don't like me i forget everything did you just teleport to the atrium oh wait that's yeah if i i wish it was the atrium i have one shot to kill you you're distracted by the guardian i'm going there oh this is this is actually tense for you i'm actually i'm gonna come to you you better not kill him before i get there oh i found them how did you get there where does that connect i teleported oh no i'm gonna be in pain oh this goes up here this is good this is good this isn't good you should you should turn around yeah you're right i have to uh pick up this big man from school i should probably be going back but i have more important things to do wait you have a you have a pig man who you take to school yeah uh his name is uh what's the worst pigment name uh uh worst pigment name there's a lot of bad ones i i like the pigment names because it's either they're either named after food or it's something in roman or like not from latin like like nero there's one that's called like uh big something i don't remember big fungus big chunks yeah so he had a really stupid name it was like probably big chunks level of stupid i don't remember what it was this is this is an outrage how could you not remember this it was just like okay know that from that one every day of my life i'll just be thinking what is the name of that pig it's big fungus oh pig fungus yeah also hello hello why do you have an ice staff oh i just got it from the guardian oh there's a dual side crown here this is all nice and good you're too late orange man you're too late huh you're too late you have a crowd what the hell i have a crown i told you i got one cooking is illegal what's wrong with cooking i am uh oh you dropped a helmet that's that's pretty good for me i i'm just giving people i'm giving you are you kidding me what's wrong with you abigail summon it's gaming time you abigail just need fans no you don't need that give me that back that is not yours yes it is it's not yours what did you do to get it i didn't do anything to get it but it's not mine either it belongs to the ancient guardian oh yeah well i killed him oh new honda you're telling me you don't have to back off backup backup meat no this is why you're bad at the game i didn't think i would be fighting toadstool on day five oh he's gone crap oh no you don't know did all of your meat spoiled with oat stool yes that's what happened i thought that was your plan oh yeah of course it was my plan everything i do is calculated in ten thousand iq all right the next place i have to meet you as is is the goddamn atrium the final boss that's the only chance i have left to kill you oh how are you planning on spending my preparation time your preparation time i need time to prepare you know or i could i think i'm kind of forced to try and find the atrium like just look for a tenta pillar that leads there i have very very very very very bad news for you oh is it nightmare cycle oh i found the atrium what it's right there okay i'm you know i'm just gonna hope the fuel lever kills you that'll be funny that will be very interesting technically i didn't i don't have to do anything as long as you die to like a stupid mistake i still win uh i don't know hmm i like if that if that were to happen i'd actually be big depression the one time you do like a a versus speed run live no no you die one time so how many times did you die to the fuelweaver network speedrun well i had a total of 11 fails most of them were because i couldn't find the shadow pieces in time and here i find two of them day one and that kind of annoys me and that's the time to point but i mean i died i legit died twice to him i mean i say legit twice because i didn't die three times in total but one of those times it started raining really heavily during the fight and i don't know how i could have recovered from that so it was basically okay so you're telling me you have a 33 percent chance to fail i mean i don't know like okay back then back then i couldn't do the fuel weaver with minimal gear but now i can that's the thing so there's still a chance you could fail there is a chance that's why i'm going to over prepare oh oh i can't do anything done i have all the time in the world now that all i have to do okay well how are you gonna fight him if i'm there that's my question i'm just gonna make him fight you that's my plan but like i what if i fight you i don't get okay look i'll figure it out okay remember that uh i remember you put this in the comment of the day uh i think the beck and dog discord channel where someone commented like oh this is you have a nice channel i like you and then the april fools video where you said hello idiots he commented like how could you insult me i'm stuck remember yeah i remember that is good dude the funniest thing was that was literally 20 minutes later like he watched the video he made it to the next and he got so insulted after that that poor stall yeah i think it's funny when you put time into perspective that like literally just happened in 20 minutes yeah also i found another tender pillar oh this is good this is good this is good fight the tentacle pillar okay this has to according to your information this leads to the atrium information might be incorrect you cannot sue me if i provide you with wrong information oh yeah it's wrong for me it's wrong information god damn it did you sign the waiver that's done that you can't blame me yeah okay what about the next tenta pillar that has to lead me to the atrium i've gone through five of these five i know there are four pairs of wormholes on the surface but apparently it's different down here it's also more annoying to get through them you have to kill like the tentacle and that only works with like a few special abilities i hate fighting them i hate fighting them so much yeah like you're playing one so it's pretty easy because abigail that's the whole reason i chose her so i wouldn't have to like suffer he's actually pretty good at pvp though yeah also that but like in defense if you're chasing someone abba killer won't catch up oh no if you use that the potion though i don't know what it's called a murderous figure mortis figure that's what it's called it it's called vigor mortis actually you were incorrect oh i i oh no i guess i guess i'm bad at the game then i don't know yeah you're bad at the game you don't know this one random wendy potion that's useless 99 of the time you know actually now that i think about it no matter how slow you are you're gonna get the world record because no one else is dumb enough to try a speedrun with one person hunting you and specifically give you the heart at the start tender pillar atrium we found it oh yes oh this took so long you have no idea literally the last possible place it could have been that's where it was once that happened to me in my speed run but with the with the shadow arena chess piece i can literally literally the last place on the entire map that i explored had it actually legit legitimate uh fastest fuel river time is 14 days but that was a duel yeah you have to like wait who who who owns that record uh don gianni and uh hello i thought so were they the only two that like attempted and recorded it yeah yeah the only one who who's ever it's it's the only uh duo fielder speedrun that i know of is it well optimized that's what i want to know now well actually i remember that it didn't even choose the guardian so he goes and will optimize so basically anyone can steal it as long as you have a second person that's capable of not dying to the fuel weaver so like the very same day i i completed my speed when don giani put suppose that he that he made this and he's going to upload it soon of the very the very same day or was it the day after not sure yeah i mean i don't think they were trying to get the fastest time it's like um yeah i mean it's clear that they wouldn't they would have been trying to say yeah no they were just like doing a proof of concept right yeah they're just having fun yeah basically but that's interesting because no one else had done that it didn't matter how slow they were they would get their record anyway let's steal it you just invent a category and you dominate the category and that's why we have the world record for this category because no one else is going to try something stupid i'm going to make a new category a few levers speed run but you have to do it from my exact address from my computer for my computer on this account wait actually i have an idea watch me invalidate the speedrun it's already invalid boom wait what the orange what are you doing huh i invalidated the speedrun can you elaborate i spawned in the shadow meteor and it also spawned a rock with it i didn't know it would do that aiming for this fall i have too many crowns one two i i have that's a good problem to have nine crowns look at life is so hard i have nine crowns what am i to do you really are going overkill i got so many green jams i can't just let them go to waste that's that's i'm still using football helmets and you have like crowns yeah did you excite me to not get crowned i thought that was the speedrun route like you skipped actually hmm okay i think you're right now because you know you know like a lot of the reason i i got crowned on on my main speed run was because i really didn't want to mess that up you know like it was like my magnum opus i don't want to blow it at the end you know yeah and i also had some time to kill before day 21 but here neither of those factors are prevalent so you have a point can we just agree that you let me spawn the fuel weaver without trying to kill me no no well actually it would be kind of interesting to see what happened so maybe we'll see if you come within the next day i'll out sure it would take forever to assemble the fossils then well then it will take forever you don't want it to take forever think about it but the longer this takes the the the later you'll be able to really yeah like then like like if you died then that's good for me wait let me see where you are on the map i'm ready to fight you oh whoa are you coming to the atrium oh yes he's coming i don't have enough weapons really so i'm gonna have to use a still handbag against the fuel weaver because all my meat's spoiled by now so i can't make a fresh one but i don't want to spend time with that so don't worry i have tentacle spikes i won't give to you that is that is pretty nice you're a nice person has anyone ever told you that yeah i'm honestly like the peak of human niceness i think since center such good pals can you roughly tell me what direction after you go today you're just if you just had the direction you've been going you'll find it oh okay so keep going that way that path uh not well i guess kind of what you can go that way where are you going i don't know here's a chest here there's a chest there i got a spear finally just what i needed i wonder if that spear does more damage than your handbag at this point hmm i'm taking it yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna use this no no clickbait uh speedrunner kills fuel weaver with spear while being hunted so you came here to kill the fuel lever but i came here to kill you you can just assemble the titty now how will i not think of that don't worry i'm sleeping you have to use your pant flute did you forget i have the pan fluid yeah i did actually doing a push-up do you have living logs all right you stole them from me yeah i have i have three living logs that i never used the only reason i took them is because i knew you wanted them oh you're hungry huh let me just give you some food i'm going to come to you and give you some really food for me that's not food that's an attack yes assault but did you get the funny yeah assault i like how abigail is just completely useless oh you're being dumb like she forgets you exist the second i fall asleep she was literally fighting you before i fell asleep he's like you know if you're going to sleep i'm going to sleep too you're not going to you're not going to have me work hard she's not sleeping don't sleep i would be mad but this is just too funny it's about time i get the right fossil though yeah you should get it also building speed it's the wrong one again isn't there like only three rod ones or something like that there's three variations yeah there's three variations every chance i get it correct but no the game has to bully me oh there we go gandhi just the time oh hey you know what would be really really funny i don't want to do something super funny like so funny you're not even gonna comprehend it what i don't see how this helps oh no abigail save me she's dead i can't leave no i can't this is torture okay i'm coming back and this is too unfair oh no you distract him go after him don't be shut back hope he kills you this guy seems pretty powerful not gonna lie all right why would it switch to my handbag before it's not happening why do you want a handbag when you have that i don't want to use it until phase two yes because that's harder but you smack him don't go for me you bastard oh i'm insane give me a moment with this knife here will you oh i just forgot i forgot to put my mag you find this fight [ __ ] he just locks you in a cage because you're bad all right uh so can you like respond yourself now is that like a rule that you're allowed to do that or how what what is the i don't think i can okay how's that fire going for you but you're just gonna be out go fuel weaver man yeah you're beating him up oh i didn't think i would come here just to like watch you i thought you know walter would have been amazing imagine just sitting here sniping you my only hope right now is that you mess up and die i mean this is it's a i'm i'm i'm insane that's going to be a big challenge and i also have sub-optimal weaponry to be put in the lease because because my my dual cycle isn't enough so i kind of have to i'm gonna i'm actually gonna die oh [ __ ] i right i'm i'm completely out of souls i have five health come on i have some still blue caps i i i'd appreciate them still blue caps right now i'm dead i'm gone oh no oh you actually died oh no oh uh who wins i'm honestly not even sure i thought like technically i would but doesn't feel like a win you know well we died so you know we should have we really should have established the rules ahead of time yeah but this was more fun wait i can't you win i win yeah oh three it's for this was he about to de-spawn is that what's happening there yeah he does that you know this is this is like a shakespearean tragedy everyone died

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Length: 37min 44sec (2264 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 02 2021