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in the not-too-distant future we've done the ad there was a guy named Joel not too different of you or me Monica keep Institute another face in red Joe - you get a good job cleaning up the place [Music] easy movie the words we can find and watch this all the monitor is mine now keep in mind Joel can't control him because he used those special box robot Google camera gypsy girl dumb sir motor crew happy eats and breathes and other science facts it's just a show and next up in the comedy competition WJ wheedle harper and peanut haha hi everybody actually I'm Joel Robinson on the satellite of love but I was just thinking that if I ever get down to earth one thing I want to do is go on Star Search and go toe-to-toe with ten time comedy winner Geechee guy but the only way I can win is by doing some ventriloquism so I'd like to introduce you to my robot he's a woozle and his name is peanut now say hi to the nice audience peanut come on quit your clowning hey come on can't you say any look at the nice audience how well-mannered and nicely dressed they are well I want to go out and get me some chicks Wow come on I have a [ __ ] you please don't do that cut your clowning commercial sign in 15 seconds can't you say anything friendly to the audience to this nice audience yeah certainly is nice to get out of that stinky suit - nah come on Joel I can't go through with this it's ridiculous I feel like women flower than madam jeez come on you promised besides judges paloma castle gives you one for the money Pollard oh one get over gives you go on and if John Sebastian for overall for well 0.75 cuz I know then we'll be right back huh haha we would have stuck with that we could have won yeah well you tried sitting still through that well maybe next time I will yeah that's pretty good jeez give it back to you give it back [Music] hello this is my little buddy TJ stinky muffin huh but I call him stinky uh say hello to the folks stinky Oh folks huh that's good um why don't you tell the people what you did today stinky Oh can its perkier give me a beer well that's a hangover forget it get it you can dish it out but you can't take yeah next up of the juvenile dance competition I gotta get me a good seat for that one highs near 20 calling you just watch it TJ cinnamon we're not running a ventriloquist camp around here let's tell them your future dis we're just tell them about the invention exchange Frank will say are we going to do a short scene for mannequin first your wretchedness no we are not going to do a short what is with the names Frank its dr. Forrester just dr. Forrester just trying to spice up our seguing relationship Oh while one could we talk about this later Frank sure your stinkiness my invention exchange this week Joel are these easy to make ready-to-wear Halloween costumes just take a piece of stiffened rope slip it around your neck and voila dead guys it's perfect for your next necktie party what do you think HR Finkle hopper toe to toe what's wrong buddy oh oh I'm sorry hi everybody this is my invention exchange this week it's for people who like listening to the sounds of the ocean you know sometimes you can get sick of tapes and this is a portable way you can hear the ocean wherever you go what it's got is padded headphones and a line that goes down to this conch shell I call it the Sony C man neat and you know if you get tired of the C you can plug in Handel's water music yeah are playing the old soundtrack from Baywatch episodes perfect what do you think sirs well I think it's almost as lame as our skin puppy now Joel your experiment this week is a film which is probably Roger Corman's finest to date it's a film called it conquered the world and its really really really quite bad but first we're going to start you off with a light covered romp through hell with a little something called snow thrills send them the movie Frank I'll do it when I get to it what are your arms broken or something okay I'll push the button Oh No Frank's dead Joe I just thought it would be plenty to have a shell walk it was cute hey order me a decimal knots wires there L Roache presents in our game comedy it's the parade of shame and wasted lies I did it for the kicks man and smells real everywhere alright hard cats on the Cormack wanna be ice skaters you're gonna die from flashing blade know where I come from their rest flashing blades yeah it's Jim P Jack Frost is master of ceremonies and I thought he was fictional ocular of winter sport we're up in Newburgh New York watching hot competition on a very cold and Wale man hop on mm-hmm you know there's nothing quite as pretty on a summit day as arterial spray on the white snow which makes good really bad yep get out go amazing speed on skates what's them hit it up oh we don't approve of fast girls stated hit it up watch this if girls come down to pluck the bones of the Fallen skaters better luck next time mr. crow way to go kids these Oh tomorrow the younger generations beat around the frozen lake and how they do go look I can see Ryan on me land now in the cloud it could be younger generation loved ones never have things to watch this movie permit skate splash in the Sun and this board gives keen enjoyment to fans of all ages yes even people with one foot in the grave like it meanwhile in the stop shirt competition these guys really go yes it's prostitute on I oh oh well in a nice one beauty Grace and rhythm you won't find them here Oh find out what you lovelies had for lunch mom get off the ice dad would you make her get off the ice look at her I'll get off the ice here Gertrude Stein shows her moves a modern whirling dervish on his heel and I hear you mean she's gonna escape till she die your film is just an exercise and adjectives into women still bulging fail to flesh before the July in Minnesota are darn hard to come by bTW do know when blowing the sturdy grasp over the frozen water people can be thrown as far as 50 feet from the craft and it's fun [Music] in winter without hot coffee in the cabin nothing like losing a few toes and fingers to frostbite mm much mushy wonderful simile for some wine endure and it would be nice dog sled races over snow and throw up I in Playboy mush and the thoroughbred Siberians - ahead to escape their evil tormentors speed at their best a doggone good race doh what is PDF of that John Sununu it's the goofy guys whoa introduces the human polar bears they claim it great but we have our down get in old man you've seen enough there's no stopping them they just must have their cold fast money well we'll take a hot shower of you don't mind let us talk about shrinkage Joey [Music] go die on the slopes mass becoming one of the most popular of winter sports is she seeing is the correct pronunciation they tell us yeah well your clothes in the gym for later years when they'll be able to fly it downhill and through yes it's never too early to huge or a spinal cord together in a few years these children will be addicted to painkillers but for now little Billy is paralyzed hmm cross-country Xin amid schemes of winter magnificence in sanitization all severed playground to tell that thank you taken seriously they're coming down the mountain when they caught mountains of Europe and Canada upward a little bear heat fuel arenas for this sport hey come back here Jerry give me my flask Bota bag with spiced wine look James Bond's being chased by enemy agents mmm but and the one of they fish through the ice for dinner whoops seems some of the Polar Bear Club didn't make it out of the hole gee thrilled cheap thrill world teaches inmates from death row were subjected to horrible experiments boy are they stupid see my apologies dear balance come what actually I can't clear the shoot what is she doing I think this was sponsored by Prudential go to hell in a handbasket oh it's the agony of defeat auditions it's public humiliation on a grand scale collect the parts then back to the top then it's time to stand on the first date line it's a dangerous sport unless you know how to land up right Oh oops and this palooka now sell pencils on Third Avenue it's the biggest one man grilling a little better one yeah forget I said that good sorry embarrassing you bet that guy never had a chance Oh what she boring nice I'm Sally Jessy Raphael she horik what they got their idea from aquaplaning Bernie's she during fast access to the shell so the horse again vows to the autumn is a safe and fun way to blow a Saturday or Annie uh heap of fun oh oh it's turn [ __ ] is Tom slam in town oh look at them all in Barneys Maine is the longest bunch of lemmings the death train to town but they'll have to pull it back I see a class-action suit come around the corner watch out for that train [Music] we can't come back with our works I can't take this music others it's the sweater the SubGenius now is the winter of our discontent mental speed drills nerve and courage this wins the vote who sticks the cake hmm um they - faster faster pussycat kill kill be do you want to go faster raise your hand if you want to go [Music] I grabbed the mail there would you please boy all this just to get to talk to Jim McKay what happened to the voice-over guy go to the Babbitt wish the girl down go to water well we can't wait don't run over by the next flood whatever word for this it's called I'm gonna die and with the greatest thrill of all we climax Jack Frost great Joe oh no I Spit steady nerd you are what controls the contents of the human spill up Thank You Eugene castle for making us laugh at winter again and again and again Tom servo here from mst3k you're watching Comedy Central [Music] hey my b-movie right or wrong I've looked at clouds from both sides now ah well good night everyone that was nicer the time per flight of the bumblebee do not adjust your set we can make it stupid for giving away the ending [Music] Sally Frazier's on a rust bender and a Jonathan Hayes kitchen I could take a kc of Dick Miller Paul Harbor December 7 1941 I think that live in infamy cetera sorry Lou that I have to rush off like this title puns eye level we control the executive producer say whose line is that syrup by Larry Butterworth that's calling a lose place song will enhance the cell design you're handsome oh this is great this is really encouraging mm-hmm you know I'd rather watch 30 something whatever you feel identified options I'll plan to the proteinuria 20 minutes ago that's got another plate 17 of course wait a minute that's James Arness that's been our crash every 30 seconds you better be clear here that satellite causes 9 million bucks yesterday trade in with an airline 3 minutes 15 seconds skies are clear cool little dude power on and man is finally ready to move into space next on biography oh he changed like that you meet dr. Annie is the new gentleman known of each other doctor it's rare to meet so illustrious physicist Thank You general and if your mop cup of crap should I'm sure you're just as distressed at my presence here is secretary Platt wouldn't say just fresh no it's certainly not mr. black we're all in a state of high hilarity we'll all wind up in a state of high mortality if you don't call up a satellite project changer I told you that's impossible not nearly as many times as I've warned the government against such a course I said it when I was head of the perpetual missile program I said it be quiet ears Manhattan Project at war - don't tell me you haven't read my papers on the subject only your midterm remarkable career doctor every degree imaginable now get out out for the way you're just what are you doing at present retired I understand I'm between gigs world is bullying battered so I invented diet shampoo I've got a great deal of respect for you dr. Anderson but this has not convinced me the satellite is a menace for the safety of the world what happened to the first yes come on come on whatever what happened rooted in its own orbit anyone know why nobody I know why it was a warning I anticipated that bully three years before the satellite was launched I don't hear bitter aren't you you said something about the other planets wanting to give the earth in its place you keep her out of the skies but there's no life in the other planets there's certainly no nightlife I'm not arguing theory general I'm only telling you this alien intelligence watches us constantly of course they will see this satellite of yours and know something must be done I'm here to ask you to beg you to save your own world please but after this had become just an academic question in about eight seconds the sphere will be launched there in the countdown right now you made me go through all this for nothing that's called [Music] everyone's a rock by Estes need one of the parachute and the camera and the big payload section hey the house on the rock that is pie is delicious could you bake it yourself I'm sure an old family recipe my grandmother sold as a bakery Oh Tommy once more only half a gallon no everybody's of you acting so smug abun look like a man or just inherited Texas oh you might not be too far off yes dear I know I bet you finally decided you were wrong about the Saturday hardly it's my greatest interest in life that my hair well been up there for three months now nothing horrible has happened eighty feet in diameter thousand 70 miles high and circling the Earth at sixteen thousand miles an hour honey not this again can't you two talk about anything else I'm getting tired of hearing about nothing but satellites isotopes khaliqul graduations and all the rest maybe you've got something in space medicine I could use for a headache oh yes you're not getting away I'm sorry you have got something of you sleep what about my arm I can't tell you Paul my wife won't let me she thinks I'm crazy well he does eat hair balls mm-hmm all the things you're crazy maybe even me which results in creativity what's the thing I like frilly things be honey this is too big that you promised to be more will understand maybe nobody else on earth the Paul will understand I'll try come into the other okay but you're never going to beat me at arm wrestling don't take it so hard Claire see what you've got we're not washing you white there's one by the kid it'll be just a second it's a karate machine you cool there they have any idea what you're listening to Oh Montalban Phil Armani's biography what's a penis penis you know no arms nice rack hey why not we've bounced signals off the moon's surface there's no reason that Venus shouldn't radiate impulses I don't mean a static can't you hear the other thing what other thing do you back listen to me Paul listen to the voice well I'm hearing a fall oh the phone excuse me Martin I'm sorry you're probably time-life again hello Venus calling would you kids stop clowning around ball else in here Gunsmoke no it'll never work call my brother well that's impossible mission impossible yeah that sounds great right now something wrong at the installations gone what's God a satellite it took off on a direct tangent of the space it's vanished you'd better get over there John honey the worlds in trouble we gotta go sorry we were washing and wiping naked caused some trouble with the installation we have to run good night good night she forgot her bundt pan which is thinking Tom I don't appreciate it did you Rance him about his brother again tom I've always thought toddlers little off tonight he went too far did he touch you the genius too much some but I got more important things to worry about let's go jeepers he holds the world's fate in his hands and he can't drive a stick that looks at me Jane Martin motion sergeant bilko this tollbooths ideas and working I think maybe they generally enjoy hopping tonight Patrol folks wait someone's coming from Steven Rae's the game of the audio we might hear something the full decibel now the scientific achievement of the century have disappeared we've got to find it hey hauling up frosty hello from Tom servo on the go on the snowy settle up with the winter sports cavalcade Jack Frost is on the lam and hell-bent for leather and flash at Lake Placid as these wily speedsters try to best each other in a festive combination of speed skiing and kickboxing the folks at North College plating watch out for number 13 he's got a roll of quarters in that hockey glove and up Oh Down Goes another icy splicer better luck next time junior now we scag it up to Skagway for the frozen products of the tundra set where summer fun of oil slick management has given way to frisky ice fishing but hang on here mukluks these plucky knuckleheads go for the real thing yes tray after tray of the crystalline stuff of yang from the belly of the muskeg and correct in the high balls for the fashionable Alaskan schnapps coughing competition and it's so long to the Midnight Sun and a high whole Kokomo as Hoosiers cool their heels with a rousing game of hockey ball these snowy prairie dogs do it in style watch out for that hip check Roger down goes another one now up to Minnesota per game these square installs standing around on a frozen lake till your blood begins to flow like mr. misty through your veins quickly now off to the ODE line up for the Austrian chill Blaine and by the way Kurt Waldheim is not a Nazi festival Austrians everywhere enjoy the sport of 'seeing as they call it but we know it better as playing ping-pong or badminton with a Barbie doll frozen in a block of ice Oh little Fraulein never looked better in her frozen frock as our men Schultz paddles our fanny with ball after ball hoping for that elusive double climber Franz with a hey ho we go Heidi hike up your knickers and a forehand smash now it spits path to the kattegat where dangerous games camp it up with wacky cat snapping that's right folks teased on freedom and snap them in half take these frizzy pop felines down the after when they crack like Turkish taffy then meltem in your mouth to the nuts pop through and once a day in Copenhagen without Ebola blonde and a traditional wet at the traditional crow beating yes these Daffy Danes are rock joy you're really not supposed to hit him it's just you know and I have my script there Wow well finally it's a short long boat spin up to the Gulf of Bothnia we're frisky fins and savvy Suomi take on the dangerous part of frozen pole frenching kids do not try this at home there yes there's a sick sort of thrill you get from watching Lars and his liver liqueur race against the clock for a new endurance record and watch the fun as three inches of taste buds peel off like a zipper skin Mineola join us now as we wave a tearful goodbye to the plucky men and robots of the satellite of love winter cavaquinho fun I'm Lowell George so long for now sorry B chap Crower Victor help on that pageant guy this one hey you're dragging a xylophone mm that's good rules now it's the days of wine and roses hmm hmm I could strangle him with HIPAA Oh what's the use she hates popular science we have to get smaller magazines the whole earth catalogue problem you take me to the Ice Capades that toll is 15 or get it on that into it tonight these keeps up I think we should get a turnstile who's winning well what it would inning is it who's playing its back up the dry look the wet head is dead maybe the instruments failed and maybe they didn't and maybe I'm amazed at the way you love me all the time wasn't your fault Ellen I'll be sure you get the reports to Washington before morning yes Paris air light down for full examination Pete can you have a recovery procedure all right by yourself all I have to do is wait till she's at 43 no this triple buttons secretary dad is going to want to know where she went and why there's a hand in a car over there wife tall everything else goes wrong call me at home good night good night fast still can't drive a shades very sensitive Venus if you well please send a little girl for me to throw with all the chance of you that isn't knowledge what are you yes yes dr. Doolittle all the sides true I am your only friend nobody else even knows you exist they will would be the greatest day in the history of mankind are you talking to wls again he's here darling he drew the satellite to his world to Venus and now he's back within an hour I was inside that circling laboratory just waiting to come down to us to save us see bed you'll feel better in the morning signing off now my wife's here I got to go see ya don't let it get ahold of you Tanya you've dreamed and imagined for such a long time don't let your imagination bring itself to life this is no image darling it's what I've been predicting for years and this is good instead of evil that was my one uncertainty Yeah right I got to get up early dear mister by the set tonight you haven't touched me in a year but that's okay entirely hmm picking up Pluto through your lips I was great wha Venus you're on the air you know I'm the general and it occurs to me I never get a chance to play with any of this cool crap general nuisance major indifferent Colonel popcorn [Music] look at a poor drunk slob oh my darling psychotic husband too greasy I said or not you're positive you know what you're doing they Bianca Jagger too much well what am I worried about I'm not paying for it they're ready mr. secretary all right you're paying for get down there really sarcastic sir proceed with the operation Roger 30 seconds position 42 north 58 minutes mm-hmm 59 minutes 43 no locking look you sunk my battleship or gravity slow shut up take what gravity come fast 28 by now hmm something wrong shut up I don't know general the thing acts like it doesn't want to come down come on guys that door still got a few gauge can't shut out the orbit we're not responding come on happening shut up no gentlemen is baiting very erratically come on send it back up don't experiment with it just kill it don't play with it I know law as opposed to be what's going to happen next I don't think I want to know mister curiosity young girl yes it to Washington the generals whining again give me dance bring it in little little left come on back up okay put your part - there we go - line time they're going to cover up mode yes yes I hear you he's a light darling you survived a crash that's good for you dear yeah whole world sick darling it always has been that's all over now the last every dream of man can be realized pantyhose that won't run it would you get poll on the phone I got to tell him I'm going into town to get a nice egg I pray to God you'll be rational clap could you run by RadioShack I need a few things I've got an open account there what's that yeah I should dump her retro angulation up which of the mountains about 10 miles south of here near the pump and munch [Music] watch let me slow down you're drunk honey come on okay a giant plastic pickle for dill I'm looking for the frugal gourmet no Rocky we're not stopping for your girlfriend so stop the world I want to get off no more Anthony me forever so oh wait I want that coupon hey it's Jennifer Beals okay that's fine [Music] looks like a Margaret bourke-white exhibit all of a sudden it's quiet too quiet a lot of gasps honey now would be a good time to tell you about biography on Annie I did funny funny it must be the battery or something I'll have a look oh my watch is stopped funny I feel the last night yeah hmm what's come over this place everything's gone haywire power failure someplace what is this an alternate Johnson movie phone's dead general sure is quiet outside - it's always quiet these buttons not this quiet dad what happened to the satellite oh it's done just little ways south of here the signals were full of static but still coming through when power failed gone nine million dollars and five years work I no wonder there's a cat in there and anything well we caught you idiot Wow there goes on the pop singer my heart couldn't sing on isn't I still got three past three the dancing water gone higher clock is stopped too same time wonder why oh and my pacemaker just got a premonition I've got a stalled car I'll paint anyway 49.99 walk up to his place maybe he'll drive us to the ride might as well catch it he rolled it funny my legs don't work my kidneys stopped yes I had the names of the key control people in the vicinity mayor of beechwood Andrew Townsend oh and uh I have some Parente shout outs chief security officer for the installation Brigadier General James paddock head of the satellite project dr. Paul Nelson this one's going out to you as a Catholic clown total of eight exactly the number of control devices you will be able to produce at this time I'd like to see one of these devices I presume they're electronic and function bobster blog withdrawn baby [Music] hey hurry everybody the new Lorna Luft album is released it's crazy days at beechwood market a century of pride and tradition downtown Winnetka not a car running in town what's happening in the rest of the country mr. Haskell I don't know the wire service broke down everything Eddie I was stranded in the mists of nowhere mrs. Anderson your husband said this thing was going to happen now I ask him how are we going to get out of it yeah I'll be sure to bring that up to keep moving nothing to be afraid of two and one stop so home I do me house s get out of here grandma the moment I met you I swear I don't go stop you did this oh yeah well I saw your act last night you're not funny none of the other cars at work how is this a party I got a tiger in my tank sweetie Nupur well near five do when you're driving once you got crappy special huh I'm gonna get away with that Roger Corman's stop to ask it ah missed me sure I've never seen anything like neither of I mmm he's some kind of cave bat minded ask Tom about it you know zoology let's go let me get there standing here look I kid the end of the world but I love it why does his car work because he takes care of it and brings it in for routine maintenance work and it doesn't clown around behind the wheel on a any that's why I'm here great always been working thank you hey breathe D energize you stop Howard its source that means electricity steam water even engines everything water you mean a father for one that's right Oh hmm come back cut that out but you said it wouldn't work sure that works it belongs to me are you in cahoots Paul never used to make deals with the devil before natcher try to kill me with a rock I hate biography are you enjoying driving buddy we understand now Ronald Reagan would make a great president yeah up flying bear claw nor with the pita pocket no it's sealed sandwich that's right officer give a hoot for fun I told if we skipped we'd get here faster oh oh hurry run honey out the back here they come nice to see you folks just get back in the Olympics oh don't start with me down about a hundred miles up the road chose the wrong day to go for a ride and you're on me down to fill the garage well the formula won't do you any good I will ask you inside for a drink you look all in drink I can use I get to mine hey your carpeting doesn't work which pleasure model trains now have some bourbon and soda nobody can just pour a bucket of water over my head and then shrink my face will just shrink your head what time to car die three past three that's what all the clocks stopped oh you're good do you need anything else honey would you get that crow out of the fridge I'm gonna make them eat it now July the car died what about a broken axle or anything good Adam didn't run down just like every other car did today yep you know myself I could love company but that's carrying it too far what's going on making cocktails what do you think draw some water relax yeah plenty of time say Brittany from general Patek smelling that [ __ ] was an hour ago hey what's happening with sideshow garden so the general he walks how're things going inside powers still up funny thing the auxiliary is a hand-cranked that doesn't even work on the what effect all this is having on my wife's big mouth oh that's not you know if you hear anything from the gentle yeah sure thing make money selling seeds i out it guess the privy doesn't work either huh I know my office is around here somewhere [Music] Oh hey use the other and shoe wheels bug you despite you I'm not touching you just bug you Wow oh great now I'll have to wear a turtleneck all week you're right I understand now Gallagher is funny hmm I'll just bury you for a little snack later I'm sorry Tom I can't bring myself to believe what you're saying give me back my cock's nothing new it's been years since anyone's believed me bitter Oh I assume you're right a superior intelligence has come from Venus in my satellite established residency turned off the world's power and is about to take over the world's population I'll give you all that why aren't you fighting it mm-hmm because the superior intelligence happens to be a personal friend of mine always Wayne members all but here to rescue mankind not to Concord as you have naturally concluded a personal friend of yours name dropper real chums the days when people made fun of me you're over girls you will bow down before me and time from what itself oh now he's an r and I didn't know we needed rescuing remember your theory uncontained to gravitation how could I forget it yeah we were flying on a craft that would be gravitate itself and so escape the Earth's draw without any fuel or engine of any kind oh you mean a balloon good idea what happened to it Washington red tape couldn't get an appropriation so stupidity huh an example of how stupidity restrains man's progress I've been a continual victim of it myself no argument here that he fear greed bad haircut and a new arrival is going to end all of this and so short a time you hardly realize it's been done it's called the New World Order Paul can't help feeling a sense of triumph Paul I do love to gloat and then on the beginning of ultimate freedom I predicted the possibility I assist the been effective how is he going to do it my products can't tell you yet Paul it's premature so as I but you'll be with us very soon join us I don't think so Tom I'd have to take a long hard look at anything that was going to change the world and me so completely and I've got to tape some wraps for A&E shoot me a memo I looked to the lab no point in going there it's an operative and useless porter you at downer tonight that's going to drive us home some coffee unless you own the light love scented coffee and pie mm-hmm you know that pie was delicious did you bake it yourself oh no it's just a recipe my grandmother's stole from the bakery hey want some more only half a gallon what are you so smug about you like a manner just inherited Texas well it may not be too far off but you know this coffee tastes like it came out of an oil derrick what did you strain it through a mummy yeah the coffee tastes like mud roger mudd the coffee wasn't half as bad as the dinner well I only burn it when you come home drunk now so you burn it every night oh don't bring that up again I have to bring it up if I hold it in I'll die die that's what the coffee tastes like die did you two get enough you hardly touched your steak I didn't want to touch it it scared me yeah talk about steak being tough I thought they retired man award a stud Oh what would you know about being a stud well the meat was better if you put that fuzzy gravy on it Oh was that gravy I thought the dog had been sick I've never seen spam surf so many ways especially in the jello you know halfway through the dinner my filet got up and beat the hell out of my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself oh well it looked like you enjoyed the marinade or were you just being a pig yeah the only thing that's marinated around here is time well next time why don't you just skip dinner and go straight to passing out on the table okay keep it down you two I don't think I can keep anything down if I have to keep looking at that dessert yeah you know what seconds I'll forget about the pie I just rather eat the recipe oh why can't we just have a meal like a family just once we got movies side Paul didn't panic or thought you might like a logical orderly [ __ ] or not he didn't panic because logic makes him think you're insane oh good would like you Claire I've forgiven you like not tonight anyway now the facts are in front of you thank you stood by me I'll stand by you not just because I'm your wife but because I'm family why not because I love you oh and you're my meal ticket do it she'll die first she's useless and outdated and I'm gonna tell on her my amort it's the energy of my car to lead you to Nelson's home he's difficult but his mind is about most value that's how you ain't bad either if you know what I mean huh so mom's still dressing you like acid they can use some headquarters as whole areas been placed under martial law all right I think I should be in command of this sector and prepare defense measures case what they didn't say this place is to be abandoned Neil I want you Manuel and the rest of the end which way smell well about it 1630 hours you're going on a forced march yes sir your reconnaissance take a position south of Baker's Ridge and observe the country to the east but take no action a senior general no Quran how're we going to know when it's 4:30 nobody's watches working yeah take mine it's running again now assemble your gear and move out yes sir would you give me that oh come on we could try the for comic book hmm that gonna do there's still no power I know it let's just say it keeps me off the street Jude okay you get on the street news we're in the midst of a communist uprising I sabotage every power source in the area thank you Curtis LeMay how they managed to hit all power at once I can understand them getting the big electric and water plants but none of the independent generators here are working in big pots and the flashlight well don't ask me I just know they did it how did you get the message radio and wires if that is everything else I just know special courier got through the fifth Army Command I have orders to restrict everyone to this building until the emerge she is over Senator McCarthy is on his way with prisoners well protective custody so to speak I'd like to get their hands on people with your fund of secrets hmm well there's blankets and canned goods in the broom closet we'll make up oh my settlement but don't budge an inch who are you reading general knowledge well guess we've got a leaf bunch of suckers I'm totally off script right now I feel nuts this is so great I can't believe it but little tails were out no it's acupuncture for his migraine hmm picking up the dad from hazel hey mr. B I'm serving you and Tom drop all the wheel soon we'll be sure their job yeah right I'm never getting the key you haven't made a permanent enemy a party will really rough on him tonight it's no longer possible for me to make an enemy darling the word enemy is about to disappear from the human language what about the word tact oh that too how about the word nag how about the word ex-wife well we're close to get a day off we'll see about that yeah everybody gets a day off at the end of the world don't you know that this is free day yes try the light switch now the switch works but the light goes what do you think he could be right good he said he predicted it in the 15 years I have known Tom Anderson he's predicted everything a fertile imagination could he's wasted his entire life on calculated fantasy oh no I don't think they're two of his dreams were bound to come true it's only because they're so all-encompassing roll of the dice maybe this dream has come true no unnatural catastrophe has occurred Joan would find a reason for it tom was merely trying to attach one of his pet ideas to it but you see it vindicates improves to a laughing world that all of his wimzie's are accurate the world of whimsy Thank You Wayne Dyer a chance to regain faith exactly I'm pretty sure Thomas welcome to family classics the cave you were in is located over a hot spring that is why you find to cohabit it with Venus honey get off the phone quit tying up the line one else is still at large he's not at his home he may try to get to the satellite installation right don't get short with me it will take you 12 days to produce a new devices to bed there are more of you what are my next instructions for da da bra and think Grand Slams remain here until beechwood is evacuated yes mistress clue [ __ ] my saxophone ah the neck the rated Minsky's no no no it's the paper but we're in no plant sale by midnight we're running from ourselves now I just panicked look honey I love a parade where are they going stay up here might be all my bongos you want to go faster it's all about everybody running it's the end of everything what do you mean highway 18 let me call it go to the Dynamo counter festival should be running from a salary who's happier BER mousse I'm bat guano meanwhile Danna Samuel fuller film not far away turned out fair and watch cross country does Oh would you says cow don't you watch where you're going seen a funny-looking bird that was no fur that was a guy in front of you all right let's move you look like a bird yes it's another wacky episode of Corki joins the army hello no no I have an idea that's the plan clear the town control panic control the Tom set it forget what Tom said hope oh no not the bunny let's stay here watch the whole world fall apart get inside and lock everything up darling I'm afraid something terrible will happen to you please Doug go on and be sure you close the windows every one of them I'll be back as soon as I can I'm your boyfriend now is there a way out of that you're about the last man still in town I still wouldn't marry you is my day please don't be tougher cold editor you got a gun shallot comparison like you they're gonna know gun here I stay I have filled this town my paper cut you your job for you remember loser no need for papers now they're nothing but a stack of ideas and notions useless get moving Daria over am i dead I'm doing this for Jordi dr. nothing personal Oh dr. Nelson I've been hoping I'd see you borders dr. daughters is too what I've known you for five years you just killed a man in cold blood why is orders busy Hey look at X Lex set a record for Mama T well Rodney King hmm you want me to scratch my butt or to be one of us get up you're free free to be you and me it's okay for boys to play with dolls and [Music] so I'll just be going oh you got your pant leg stuck you know I like to go a few blocks away and secretly watch my wife hey Dave you may have late for the Sadie Hawkins dance what are you doing now I'm just watching for the breast to ship out crusted the plight of the person's wanted like birds wait to see what how do they how do they gain control of the victim HM hmm there are no victims darling you should rather call them the released how not this again according to him they have radiological electrode type things in their beaks they plant these in the person's neck after which is controlled by the benefactor mm-hmm and like bees once they have stung so to speak they die and the people they don't die No now only their minds honey why can't you just let me want to take over the world what possible only the waste is gone they hate bitterness dreams all the foolish nonsense emotion that's in a toilet yes the emotion why are you holding me why because we like you you know that water local running an antenna intercept them right now I should to waste hmm it's an emotion oh what a bird Tom you it can't rub the thymus for men's souls without without losing a little bit of the silver to jeez look at that thing either bill kiehn goes african hmm Tom are you really ready to stop loving me that I don't think clearly darling why do people love because they seen another the answer to their needs I see warmth a new beauty you're everything I must have is a man only in a woman I'll need you even when no emotion exists don't try and split gains with your wife darling what for a few dollars you can you can hire a woman who'll fit all your fetishes hmm she'll match your requirements perfectly then if you ever get tired of it you can always run down to the employment agency for another that's a great idea honey you're brilliant in a minute don't you believe in signs dr. Nelson I believe in peanut butter general Patek you startled me didn't mean to but why is the place shut down where is everybody they've been transported to the district air base no telling what might happen to them here may I give you a ride back to Beachwood it's a long bike trip if we can sell him as you do downtown what is it you mean in the car that works Peter wake up no wonder you're hosting biography work oh what a relief that seat is built for this banking sighs not a little bit it's its wife's bike one new experimental model you just lined it with a rubber band and Hold'em of your thumb I'm reviewing mrs. Nelson would join your employees at the base would be is there any way I can get in touch with them not a chance they're under protective custody well then why did you bring it out general don't you think we ought to get that rock out of the road before we start what rock that's not a rock it was a rock lobster down down down so much for military intelligence oxymoron I'm telling you this is a weird day on biography no I always wanted one of these I thought I'd have to get one packed in Greece from an auction [Music] hey this but yeah my gasps I'm not touching you I'm not touching you next on biography me being terrorized by a giant plastic flying mitten you die bat what am I saying oh that's good now trial a suit [Music] I cannot tell the wife hi honey I met the general in it I got this Jeep and I saw Pat and I got a job on biography murder Ojai time for another drink or another ride your filthy murderer so another dreamlike way to greet an old friend did you tell me that you were a friend of this alien that you tell me you helped it sit down Paul you're upset now look around and then you'll talk I want to hear everything drink I you're being reasonable yes I help them I pave the way tell them everything that would make it possible for them to come here there's only one there's only one on earth they're nine all together the other eight are still on Venus they're the sole survivors of a race that was born too soon it developed amid the eruptions the boiling gases of Venus a planet that won't catch up to earth and perhaps a million years in climate a dying race yes but each of the nine has an intellect that will dwarf humans particularly birds so many roaches like a torch human and you think we need him we always have listen you know that in the last 24 hours men have had their minds their personalities their moral standards in prison the whole population has been herded like cattle into the desert the men have been murdered for failing to obey the new master yeah I hate the 700 club to us yes makes me look back into history for a comparison comparison or rationalization listen throughout man's career every great change every sudden leap in the station has resulted in torment chaos and death like my love life the French Revolution brought democracy to your Oprah Lana please choose Boris brought about fast planes atomic power radiological medicine our own discoveries and tang no I won't hold you're talking about you know the point something you want to get rid of well this thing isn't human so your argument falls flat but incidentally I could point out an equal number of regressions and disasters that have been brought about by revolutions and plagues and Wars here not convinced well neither am i of your hypotheses you will be you must be he wants you on his side next to me he wants you really he likes me you want me to condone reign of terror to swear allegiance to this monstrous king of yours to kill my own soul and all within reach uh-huh yeah well I won't Addison I'll fight it to the last breath in my body and I'll fight you too because you're a part of it the worst part because you belong to a living race not a dying one this is your land your world their hands are human but your mindless enemy and I won't bring up your feet or a traitor Anderson the greatest traitor of all time and you know why because you're not betraying part of mankind you're betraying all of it Oh beautiful well really score it in there the new stuff killed no random runway a Beck it was a mission impossible for him to learn to drive a stick clutch clutch by cargo car easy don't start with me mama you laugh your ass off George he was my friend despite all our fights and disagreements he was my best friend he said oh you couldn't think I was losing a friend didn't his words mean anything to you if you weren't so blind you realize that Paul was your friend he's never been before oh sorry I wasn't listening you're talking to me anybody who didn't care about you who didn't believe there was still something and you worth trying to save would have killed you on the spot killed yes justice you'll find a way to kill your God there I said it and I'm happy sandwich he had a gun hmm gun that's right tom you just had an undeserved stay of execution hey gosh I should get him something mm-hmm so you believe with him that I'm a traitor you've turned against me all the way I've done nothing since high school everything is up to you you're the one who has to see for himself go to the meetings please I guess I'm just a fool I'm like Paul hey no argument here believing it you're going to find yourself I love you darling but I have pride I want to love a good man to find that I'm married I won't love a monster I won't that's what he found a third what about Fred MacMurray believe me I know what I'm doing oh don't stop it Tom Stoppard I hear you catch on the flip-flop big man breaker yes beechwood seems secure eight sir I'm troubled maybe you haven't got that word in your sphere but I must see you I can't I'm busy till Friday I'm working my hair yes I'll be patient but Paul Nelson is still at large that means that he his wife Joan mayor Townsend and his wife are therefore not yet under control and we need him for bridge son of a gun he's out of Jeep he'll then mimimi eight hours later well I'm finally home after a breathtaking tour of Cornwall [Music] I've got a bike but something fierce here now John I want you to try the spanking seat oh just had a shower be right with you shower gel Peter why think about it the lights work lights work Peter I think James is what's this tomorrow one way that your work first I want downtown so the chief of police killed George Haskell to go into the lab and it was closed not much going on of our general product this is a horrible mess up tell you about it when you come out Peter the lights idiot honey cigarette works the showers working tacky I just had to do something more thought I'd have a bottle full of water in the shower window is the [ __ ] sheer genius they come out here I want to see you in the light in the light since I'm too tired to move and since the camera crews out here condoms got two more killer to do this afternoon oh there's a draft on your neck I don't want you to catch cold don't move keep it close man I got stung I had to have some air guess what I've got what a present for you [Music] I'm going for a short walk when I get back you'll feel much better know the things I'm to be a drip good of Becca don't just get a pair of scissors and cut this string grab a tennis racket well Oldham in buzz that was old anyway ah you're lucky my chicks here yeah hmm this could only be Anderson I have the only working phone left want to come over I just talked to my friend he said you killed the control device that was made for you so so that means you can't be controlled for over a week hmm come on over I want to talk to you dr. Hale apologize I like it Jones station wagon will run alright I'll come over something I have to take care of first I got a clue that vase before the wife gets home you understand for that alien calls day and night he's coming now okay I'll put out rentals in those little cocktail shrimp yes should I make a hot dish dear yes that must be done you what is it said Paul is first of the minds to be taken first because he is the most dangerous he's the one enemy one great enemy because he knows basically what he's fighting his control device is gone what did that mean means he must die he's too great a medicine of the week supposed to kill him tonight well that'll put a damper on the evening Douglas MacArthur carried a gun like this as you'll see tonight on biography [Music] I'm sitting on a gun [Music] are you evil yet hi honey I'm controlled came back quickly yeah I knew it wouldn't take long you were right and now we must wait for him to give us instruction hmm what sort of instructions conquer the world hmm honey I think we're growing apart we don't have the same interests anymore you want to conquer the world and I want to put a shop in the basement now on me for the rest of our lives Scientology is great see I was kidding Oh even in death her hair smells great hmm hurry up and wait the motorway out here in the woods so what do we do supposed to be observing suspicious actions remember what kind of faction and you tell me I told you but you don't listen to her talk about I told you I seen that funny-looking bird bird boy you should worry but already bird Liz what about all three all right you guys what is it a picnic email asking you I would kind of never line up beeps get busy [Music] jiminy Joel I had no idea that Peter Graves is James Arness is's brother I mean just think for years James was the biggest cowboy star on TV while Peter eke out a meager living and cheap B movies like this one move for me Peter Graves the 50s were a time of self-loathing resentment and bitter recrimination cool we'll explore those years tonight on any bag Rafi while being in the same this business must have been tough for these two graves brothers I mean the are nestlings I mean wait a minute something is wrong on Saturn 3 yeah how can they be brothers if they don't even have the same last name though not happen Clyde off and I mean it's pretty well known that a lot of famous family siblings from Hollywood would take different names it's kind of a Hollywood tradition like who well like Dear Abby and Ann Landers there's Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine Liza Minnelli and Loren aloft and then like Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez hey let's not forget rapper T and the Gold Dust twins three being the beam-in choo choo and the Philly flash to go home with you know actually another interesting side note is that a lot of famous Hollywood brothers and sisters went on to take the same name there's like the Lando souls oh wait a minute the whole point of this discussion was supposed to be celebrity siblings with different last names no there's nothing inherently interesting about brothers and sisters with the same last name for crying out loud well actually the film's kind of short today and we need to pan out to experiment oh okay say chole tell us more about these celebrity siblings with the same last names I'm glad you asked Oh mr. Tom servo are you please keep the music kamba it was it and the band played on this Jerry Jerry Lee and Emmanuel Lewis you don't like it you can sue us there Suzanne Morris and Doris Day hey this is a fun game even robot could play that's right well you can name three and I can name fall totally disavow children Mary Tyler Moore Betty and Barry White Marvin herb alpert are outta sight a bootable Sonny Bono and Buono Buono are really fun Julia and Eric Roberts I hate jolly took my thumb Oh game Edith and Linda Evans either one's a vixen don't forget about mojo and Richard Nixon oh I told you guys the name of celebrity siblings is gonna be a gas yeah rapper Deanna called us twin friggin the BNN shoot you in that belly ruined everything oh you know with the thing why don't you take everything that is honest pure sweet and wholesome and turn it into some vague alan arkin film reference why why why channel mine Sunday afternoon movie we'll be back with the Doberman gang [Music] was just a few minutes and let me get inside so I can talk to you now she has the mustache I'm listening tell me about this in Baden ah what's he like well he's kind of pretty I don't know much he's stronger he wouldn't let me know his face he's advanced because he can talk to his controlled subject for the distance mm-hmm of course he's super intelligent hmm he's established a telephone hot springs cave because he needs a climate like that is Venus because he's an elephant hiding in a cave afraid of light of an earth must have no use to him except as a subject of conquest I said I'd listen and answer your questions we'll argue about it later I've got to shoot james arness first does he want you to kill home dictators able to manufacture only 8 control devices before key control people in the vicinity and their wives who usually don't have activities for the lives yes there's a bear for Paul and Joan all killed his which means we must do something about yeah howdy John's been controlled yep yes you're only three on the list that would not Paul the mayor in his way hmm but they did they were killed in the crush of the evacuation yes conveniently and cheaply off-screen why didn't the king use their devices on Paul he would but it's too late they've already been used I know Stiller and Meara don't know why I can't tell you I'd have to kill you Oh [Music] who's the new girl she looks like a scientist then so cheaply dressed she's just going to slip into something a little more clinical skirt level jeepers what is all this stuff - Ricky you didn't sleep off no what time is it going on dawn how did it happen don't ask us it all just started up again we're checking to see if anything is out of order wonders never cease mmm any coffee no how about making us some never mind Ellen I'm not thirsty I never will be again oh if you don't mind roller hmm you shouldn't have looked in there the old coffee filter looks like more than a minute no I think that I want to be low and go no please don't damage an exam no way for scientists to behave is that my tea for goodness sake physical contact with Venus she'll be a step she espied Venus now too many ARMs work to try to goodbye I'm terrible I shall remain it's just rattle though how is he anal finally comes and his brothers woody what are you trying to do I just take a walk there you'll be safe after everything I've said you're still going through with it I must my beliefs haven't changed I still have to have the courage of my convictions Tom I proved to you that your friend is as weak as you are he's hiding in a cave pleading with a human to do his rotten work he's dead afraid of strength and that means Paul now for he can't even wait a wish to control Paul that's how frightened he is I'm sorry Claire I have to go out and meet him I'll pack a lunch oh look I don't know whether you can hear me or not but if you can you listen good I hate your living guts for what you've done to my husband in my world I know you for the coward you are and I'm gonna kill you do you hear that oh you're not in right now but if you like believer took you long enough to get it long enough we talk here inside inside where do you think the booze is don't worry Louise how's Joe yeah dad dusting she's dead Oh what good was good I killed him you killed your wife not my wife and was a lady wasn't my wife she was a product of your work a member of the Society of the new world s f NW I like it I had to she was still your wife still Joan you would have been one wither if you hadn't by undestroyed the thing that was trying to control me yes why shouldn't they destroy it it was my enemy you don't seem to realize that we're at war every night on Annie I tell my enemy my enemy forever and I had to kill her my own wife oh is the great Peter Graves going to kill me when what good will it do you what are you good yeah if I can get the believers to you to paddock to shallot a battle OB half one because apparently this god of yours is immobile that they have human beings to carry out his battle orders well I can find people plenty of them we can defeat this thing you call a benefactor Barney Paris they'll help me perhaps you can so many things have happened Joan you could help us you're the only one who knows anything about the invader and the secretary would disavow any knowledge of your relative no no no I'm going to get what I can out of you first read two weekends a month huh good mark it down on the card what's why you're all day remarkable no worse things to worry about yeah like where we're gonna get some rations we got nothing to leave not a thing I've got no way to requisition any child here man I'm hungry too how about I go rustle some cows don't be stupid what stupid you're stupid who's got any cows out here all right I'll go that's what some chickens man you just can't keep that guy away from the farm animals where is this ruler yours Tom next to my ray better talk I'm not afraid to use this I don't suppose you are but at least you're not a coward there's not even to the human being left in you don't waste flatter olam you can't it won't work I'm not flattering you I'm telling you the truth you think for a minute that one of your control people would resist not a chance huh courage is an emotion Oh logically conclude that the only way to stay alive would be to talk it's a pure logic works only for the individual there's no group feeling no patriotism no cooperation of any kind blood yeah you heard me Tom the Kings playing you for a big sucker he's using your human emotions your loyalty your desire to help you erase your dreams of freedom everything else you preach to get his own ends just shoot me come on I will do it for him alien cheese and curios 500 yards run get a nut like yeah sound of alien alien smokes like a chimney yeah Stinkum there so another drink I don't possibility has never occurred to me well of course it hasn't because you're a dink and too busy waiting and non-existent flag but this thing doesn't have any emotions therefore it can't understand them but it does know they exist and in order to defeat them it has to use them against things that do have them found you a better buttered you up plenty you're trying to bore me to death Archer Paul raised my work to keep you working of course I already care anything about you he doesn't like he doesn't dislike you're merely reasons concludes and uses sounds like a producer cookie ticki ticki ticki well well so that killed a wabbit killed a whether you have what might be a plausible theory if you pop it up a little that is an emotionless being is helpless when surrounded by beings with ammo you stand together if you want Claire to stand with you it's no theory Tom it's the truth Oh finally an interesting scene oh I should have brought a wrap so cold I very Joe maybe some I don't know am I still going to have to kill you anything just stop talking I was supposed to kill you I was supposed to kill you it's who's killing who the wacky new game showed you can play pong mentor to mo who I should have heard of it huh a minute suppose he asked you to try again later assuming I don't finish you're right now I don't think I could do it I'd have to have time to speak its the craw not the cross no I'm going to give you such a pinch pinch an inch I don't know whether to give you a chance or not I've got a rifle over here but I'm not going to unit there should be a plot point around here somewhere Syd Syd field it's Carol Cheney what better it's a safety code gone horribly wrong eat it all the way oh I know you are but what am I try your Dalek topping bambina I'm going to boyfriend Ashley of the world you get the Padres on that even a Grammy me [Music] [ __ ] that was drawn butter oh you know these NPR pledge drives are so boring oh it's reached you right down into your heart and you're gonna fight it are you going to help me destroy it now oh maybe I'll get you the installation what makes this desert take care of them on go to the cave pehlivan hot springs you haven't got a gun to find something what about a nutcracker Claus it's kind of nutty fun friend Corky now I brought this can of nuts and keeps me get hungry yeah I gotta go why didn't you say something earlier I just do I'm sorry please module five until we get to the monster mighty big chicken isn't it Corky like he's done it again make a run for the border Corky Gotham City fourteen miles [Music] [Applause] big huge cause what crab chicken girl shredded until monster Nick KP was killing a girl wait it's prettier expanded enough get your shoes on red monster okay I'll just be a miniature take him a big gulp here there are now he's missed a good parties we've used things everywhere it okay how did she get outside she fell down all the way down and now the plane is on the installation script I have been told he has ordered me to fly to Washington the president will die first then the cabin hi um you were all bad guys richer I always knew I'd make a better cowboy than my brother oh he shot me this time he really got me in in the arm yeah that's it Boyd is my arm sting Peter will drive in style and then he went to zero seven nine eight three five or six s [Music] whoa here one faster baby Oh squealing on turf that's illegal yeah that kid had long about this time sees those Duke boys that just about enough okay I'll take the breathalyzer leave me okay chuckles I go [Music] it's record tray Oh see you way back in there it's too big for these field squad I think bazooka man set up here and cover the entrance the Recio drop back in pretty nets Wow oh never put up a Zylka on your crotch like never how does this go together thank you I'm gonna make some French Roast yes the way I like it back of a weapon oh sorry why don't you send the bazooka in first how do sting pain le haut and since things in how it's a good thing you left the Jeep running you [Music] well the world's coming to an end and Peter still looks down snappy wait Sarge me first I'm deaf now me now me either Bo that you can be I dude thing sir [Music] Pete I think you should have parked a little closer this will be fun whoa they just mob to Oh God to Twitter icon oh no writers oh now what ain't no riders so it's okay dead wrong a key it's a cool look she had like chocolate please you know sprinkles maybe a large coffee you know a couple of crawlers now it tastes good ready but no like a you don't have a lot of range for the bloat or oh how about a little fire scarecrow Kingsford cops like quickly Chili Peppers burn his gut good yeah these things are neat I'm gonna run the siren oh come on give up your big kiss [Music] Firefall [Music] Beedie Beedie Beedie get the hell out of my caves buck one Adam pull out one out of 12 see the stupid monster [Music] it's Sigma the sea monster stupid it's working for you all right clear the scene up and see here folks show's over let's go home now I'll sir the Ambassador from Venus wants to kiss us said you're a battlefield I know that better than you do sergeant how are you doing at my minute that night living goal of your troops are you nuts I say karma cease fire hey Steve you look different than I thought you would I made it possible for you to come me thank you I made you welcome to this earth you made it the tunnel ops China house to our goal of burn your eyes Smuckers jelly always taste the freshness bad carrot bad bad [Music] happy little late hey how's my friend tough oh he acted like he knew it they were good friends he did yep he had no one else he learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature and because of it the greatest in the universe green hair he learned too late for himself and have to find their own way to make their own mistakes they can't be any gift perfection from outside themselves when men seek such perfection they find only death fire loss disillusionment boredom and of everything that's gone forward men have always sought an end of toil and misery it can't be given it has to be achieved there is hope it has to come from inside Wow man himself cool james arness we'll be back in sweet sweetback's here graves hahaha [Music] land almost too late man is a feeling creature and because of it the greatest in the universe you learn too late for himself and have to find their own way to make their own mistakes it can't be any gift of perfection from outside themselves when men seek such perfection find only death fire loss and everything that's going forward men have always sought an end the toilet misery can't be given it has to be achieved result it has to come from inside man himself [Music] Hey Wow anyway well we got some letters who wants so who wants to do what oh here's one okay that's crows crow this is crawler can everyone still stare yup okay I'm going here the whole story okay on behalf of total credit Management Inc I would like to thank you and all your crew of mst3k for helping my company to increase its work output thus increasing our prop profitability I think ok and because every Friday morning we tape MST 3000 from Comedy Central and then in the afternoon we close down shop a bit early and gather the employees into the cafeteria cafeteria cafeteria cafeteria hmm okay for an afternoon viewing cool hey don't really like the show or shut down their business well it could be a capitalist tool thank you and the car another hilarious carpet Iria the Pixar up in a better company I think okay and now tom has this set let's put this above all the rubbish the picture of the other drawing in a letter for each one of us the first one says dear Joel if proteases you you can switch him on and off until he apologizes or you can take them apart it's not a bad idea well no it doesn't work like this I like your comments you look very sleepy when you talk no why is that y'all know cuz I don't know cousin oh not my nature what does that picture of coal let's see that picture of crow isn't it hey my dear crow you make the funniest jokes I wish you and hey I wish you would quit teasing Tom servo well I'm windy right there did you get the name crow from your beak whatever that's not an Anderson you want to do the next one this one's tab yeah these are all from Evan as a matter of a good picture of me isn't it I like this beer Tom servo I think your jokes are funny thank you to the lie I like it when you dance teach me some of those steps because I need them your friend Evan Anderson okay how about it just a little dink a drink could do how's that Evan okay try that out on your mom and and you can only do Tom servos steps if you have a hover skirt like me does so you miss out if you don't oh my okay y'all ain't it it says Evan says sir gypsy dear gypsy why don't you spend more time with crow Tom servo and Joel so you can get to know them better I thought it was funny when you ate the diamond dog Wow nostalgic isn't it we have to explain why gypsies often gone is because she runs the higher functions of the ship and that's why she's only around sometimes at the end when it's a easier time to run everything but this one is for gypsy to read ah this is an elder at a shame hey let's go play some chats watch that on still store and here's the letter and here you go gypsy you can read this okay Tom Tom Sammy I really look you're funny trying like no it's it actually says lick there I think that's Albert made it to type on it oh I'm embarrassed sorry gypsy okay I really like your funny show anybody does those evils beside the scientist slowly no that's the way it's felt all right so I'm Tara Craine oh wow so I wish the door - I know hahaha and give me the low back trouble my idea my favourite robot is the beautiful and glamorous gypsy good job hey how was it sir what do you think because of its names wait for himself to find their own way to make their own mistakes the Kathy and gift perfection my cybersex when men see such refreshing not on the fire los it's gone forward that I've always sought an end card misery can be give them it has to be achieved the result that s come from inside Manzo [Music] he learned almost too late but man is a feeling creature and because of it the greatest in the universe we learn too late for himself and have to find their own way to make their own mistakes there can't be any gift of perfection from outside themselves when men seek such perfection you find only death by her loss disillusionment and everything that's going forward men have always sought an end toil and misery it can't be given it has to be achieved there is hope it has to come from inside a man himself [Music] you [Music] and almost too late but man is a feeling creature

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