Ryan Reynolds FUNNIEST Moments

what did you say about the back of my head well you know i try to never say anything uh cruel to dwayne that i that i know i can't get away with uh but yeah i did say the package did look not too dissimilar to a penis i'm just saying i used to say her i would take a bullet for you i would i would i could never love anything as much as i love you i would say that to my wife and then the second i looked in that baby's eyes i knew in that exact moment that if we were ever under attack i would use my wife as a human shield to protect that baby his head looks like a beautiful penis i'm just gonna say it looks like a gorgeous penis dwayne could we see the back of your head so we can make up our own mind [Music] [Applause] it's stunning [Laughter] how's the kids uh you know uh they're they're all good blake's uh no personal questions by the way but blake is um blake is uh is great sex is totally normal okay wait that's that's going i wasn't gonna ask that hey hey hey pump pump the sex breaks jimmy i wouldn't i said no personal questions and you're going right in on it all right well barbara walters easy and then uh about a year and a half ago somebody accidentally leaked it on the internet it's super crazy what does this button do there's definitely a lot of uh sword work i'm working with the uh unstoppable hugh jackman he's you know i met him once in the elevator here he's monstrous he's he's a he's a he's made of indestructible things a lot of people don't know this um but i've heard that his nipples are actual diamonds how do you know that then sailor i've heard yeah i just heard you guys get pretty close working out there we spent some time in our own elevators yeah and is she talking um yeah she's saying mama she like yeah i'm telling you you know what though you know what my wife doesn't realize though is that she calls me mama too ah seriously that's very interesting she she she calls me i had to have to literally sit her down and tell her that the penises don't work that way yeah yeah it was kind of amazing because you know you get to spend a little time with the obamas and i got to i got to spend some time with with prime minister trudeau which was which was huge for me because he's like our rockstar prime minister amazing guy uh i swapped a quick idea with him on how we can uh take alaska and he didn't really the character knows he's in a comic book movie but he works in the x-men universe so he's dealing with other x-men he's talking about other x-men he's making jokes about ryan reynolds it's rated r which is unusual for you know marvel x-men type movie i think it's certificate 15 here in in the uk yeah we can take it yes in china and in china it's rated go [ __ ] yourself you're so old you make dust look like a baby [Laughter] i'm trying to process that right it says this is ryan reynolds three he's enjoying the water kids community center wading pool ryan lives at 2382 oliver the news fit the local newspaper was like okay guys we have a semi-nude vulnerable three-year-old boy the only thing that's going to make this better let's let him know where he lives sexting and stuff and they'll like send a picture of a piano i can't think of anything more threatening to send a woman than a picture of a penis like in terms of like sexy it's like just a rung below like a picture of yourself committing domestic terrorism like i don't know why someone does that you you handle a lot of guns in this film a lot of like there's a lot of guns is that fun to do i don't get to do that in my whole job it's terrifying in these movies they want the big muzzle flash so they use these full loads right and when you go home at the end of the day and you're you know your girlfriend's like how was your day honey and it just doesn't sound right you're like oh i shot a full load at some guy you're tall you're handsome you have the perfect amount of scruff and you still have no talent wow you're gonna say that with a straight face to 1998's mtv best kiss nominee ryan reynolds talk about there was a point where i heard the song can i say yeah the song yeah coming out of your mouth yeah the papa papa can you hear me right coming out of your mouth keep going no no i wrote papa do you see me and the baby's name if you decided on the name you got it we're trying to yeah i i always feel like i never know what how to play that because you know i'm in the public eye and then i don't know whether to just thrust this child into the public no you don't want to do that people people kick people said that the name was violet it was reported which is a very pretty name name congratulations that's that's ben affleck's daughter's name it's not it's not your daughter's daughter's name another celebrity baby's name so we went with shiloh so shiloh no they didn't although you know that that kid that kid was born a little jaundice and like a little carrot and i i wanted to go john boehner but that was shot down instantly you know whatever you're making jokes about your baby daughter yeah she's six weeks old she's fair game dave how old are you when you started i was 13 years old wow so your whole life has been about bullshitting people yeah congratulations said the guy who starred in goonies [Music] you know we we did these uh sequences car chases and i know he talked a little bit about it last night but uh you know we did a scene in a in a car it's driving 80 miles an hour in uh in in cape town south africa really really uh intense car chase and denzel washington is in the back seat and uh he's trying to choke me to death um i i don't i don't in this movie you get choked quite a lot i mean you you mentioned you crushed my windpipe it looks like you're getting your wheelchair on the film yes he's in the back seat he's just choking the hell out of me as you do a lot in this film uh and uh and you know the car is zigging and zagging and it's all over the place and somehow some way i felt uh i felt the back of my head connect with with something tall dark and expensive oh and um yeah and uh and we stopped the car and i i looked around and there was denzel washington staring a hole through my face yeah and uh on his face he had a very large growing uh golf ball sized welt he mentioned that he did mention that yeah i know i'm aware of that you banged his face with your head i banged my my i banged his face very very hard with my head which uh which uh uh for a young actor that doesn't feel good um i didn't i didn't know what to do in the moment you know i didn't know if i should call for help um not for for him for me i i didn't know what uh yeah it is a little weird you know when you're just sitting there and you see your face drive by on a bus and it's not the short yellow one you used to go to school in i mean right right right it's an actual full-on transit bus right so um yeah you never that you never get over that but uh do you ever got to stop screaming that's me yeah see that's that's me and i i we talked about last time on sunday i love road trips so i actually was off to uh to um montana for new years but friends of mine were having a little new year's party so as i was leaving i was getting driving in the car and uh you know heading out and they called and they said does the greatest pie shop in the world is in vancouver could you pick up a dozen of these things and bring them over there you know you're talking about like pie like like apple pie check all that you know good stuff so i said sure so i started going over there now i got to preface with the fact that like i i get really uncomfortable and people sometimes they'll come up and they'll start to do a scene from like a movie i did oh no yeah i know and it's fine it's not because i don't want to do it i'm just like shy i get you know a little shy and i don't know the words anymore it's all awkward and weird but anyway i go and i pick up these pies and i get in the car and i'm driving and i'm heading toward uh the border crossing the the border to heading to the united states and i'm getting closer and closer and closer and i kind of remember that you know you're not allowed to bring uh fruits and vegetables across the border that's really not even not even in pie form not even pie formula you can't bring a pie into the united states well no the terrorists it's just one thing they really have can't bring a pie in yeah nice going yup true enough so do you surrender them at the border well i i was in a i was really late getting out of there so i i i just thought i'd go some good old-fashioned lying and i i uh i but i'm but the problem is i'm a i'm a terrible terrible liar i i mean given my chosen profession they'll be pretty good at it but when i lie like my my voice goes north my face goes south uh it's just terrible so i'm getting up to the to the border and the guy gets the border patrol guy he looks at me and he says uh he says are you carrying any uh you know firearms or anything illegal like that i said no no and he says uh are you carrying any fruits or vegetables or anything like that i say no at least that's how it sounds in my head when i do it and he just looks at me for what felt like an hour and i'm looking back at him and i don't know how this is going to go and he basically just sort of leans in and he says uh he says do you you know my wife and i every christmas we watched that movie did called just friends and uh we love it and thank you and uh he says uh what's that uh what's that scene uh at the end of the movie where you sing you sing the song you know the song and i'm yeah he's looking at me and it's clear that he can tell i'm just full of it right so what's really happening is he's he's looking at me and he's just saying i know you're lying dance monkey that's what they do at the border yeah they do that a lot this is the canadian border yeah so i i uh i basically white knuckle it i clear my throat and i launch into it it was from the movie it was a 90s hit by all for one called i swear great group uh and uh and i i launch it i just i swear oh by the moon and the stars in [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] he looks at me and just says that's great welcome back to america

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Length: 11min 18sec (678 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 11 2021