Russell Brand & Conan Compare Their Unusual Hair Styles | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

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Russell thanks for being here so thanks so much to talk about I've heard so much about you I wanted to meet you and talk to you your shirt is so open not in a bad way yes don't look at it as a sexual advance it's merely a sartorial coincidence okay all right this is an opening of a shirt not the opening of a sexual opportunity yes well thanks for telling me cuz then what it got bad in there first of all I gotta ask you I notice hair your obvious reasons I got my own thing going on your hair is quite unusual one in all the photographs it looks quite wild and sometimes insane how do you get your hair to look like that well I might ask you the same question sir for both of our haircuts look like a challenge to the gods then they like the Tower of Babel building upwards yes challenge the God my hair is held up mostly by willpower I just concentrate and wish it to be so low it's I applaud you and your work my television set like that your hair it seems that it's crept up like did it start off like mine has become a bizarre self parody yeah I thought well well I'll have hair like this and then it go out of control and have an addictive nature for a while I was terribly involved in the heroin world yes similarly with hairspray are just more and more and more yes and now this what happens is there's no retreating you know once you go with this worry how do you go back you know huh you can't weakness yeah if I came out like with it flat it would be now people would get obsessive looks like you're apologizing just keep going upwards I say thank you alright if you're annoyed we could build we could build an ark we could build an arch of hair Atlantic between our two countries yes touching in the mid-atlantic a glorious rainbow yes we'd make a mockery of Lindbergh's achievement that's what I want to accomplish yes okay you are a you're becoming a big star here you're a superstar in the United Kingdom a used you're one of the hottest stars in that country how do you handle celebrity must be quite intensive you how do you handle it well I exploit it for my own free will it's better than my previous occupation was which was being what was called in the United Kingdom being on the dull welfare yes you got oddly any money very little options lots of time which tends to lead to excessive onanism which is bad for the eyesight's yes yes yes I know I know I prefer celebrity to poverty very much you know given the given the options having now had a sample of both right you think you weighed both carefully poverty and anonymity to fame and celebrity yes and you're choosing Fame Coenen in conclusion the sexual opportunities are far great I have not found that to be true have you made a marital commitment to a lady yes but even before let's talk about that later why dwell on me your own career is going so well you performed for the Queen now in your country that's just considered the highest honor what was it like to perform for the Queen it's a great deal of pressure Coenen on accounts of the protocols before meeting her Majesty the Queen a flunky will meet you and say when do you meet her Majesty the Queen you will call her mom you were called a man at sea already have forgotten mom as you know I'm not ma'am is in jam you were bow from the head not from the waist don't over bow don't curtsy she won't think it's cute you must be polite but when you actually meet at all them words are ringing in your ears it's brought a terrible pressure and part of my mind is always against me look at this haircut that part of my mind was I'm trying to think caller ma'am as in Jam not Mama's you know I'm bow from the head not from the base a little part miss rig thinking grab her boobs you want to do that did you how did she react to you I'm imagining the police good thing they're right there with her at all times but what did she did she like you do you think do you she seemed to like me as much as she couldn't could convey with vague murmurs when people are very highly bred in my country they don't like to move their faces I think if they were to communicate more all the sexual repression reduce being gold the Queen would run across your hair under my hair and end up in Baltimore yeah why don't wish that on Her Majesty now you are famous in your country for being very funny but also you had an ugly incident with Rod Stewart that he's laid out at an award show that was unfortunate and and one of everybody in your country talking and it was real and it was awkward and I must ask you about it what happened it was an award show is that I made the faux pas I made a social faux pas I went to the ward to be acknowledged for my style obviously yes once there I met Rod Stewart and these always been a hero of mine obviously yeah when I approached him and I said oh hello rod it's a great pleasure to meet you and he said oh you want to watch with the womanizing Mae West bit rich coming from him what's next get your hair cut yeah I mean it just seemed right right appropriate to chastise you for womanizing it's Rod Stewart exactly right you were Rod Stewart you conducted yourself in a terribly sexy fashion okay so George Bush will wish me to be less bellicose yes well please seems inappropriate advice so like when like when I go into the stage I mentioned that imparting to the assembled crowd I've been given advice that it seems it like glass houses you know exactly always here to tell me precisely yes and this is what I felt inside of myself and I communicated it verbally then and this is where the mistake began I in passing mentioned that I've been dating his daughter I said I'll rod gave mr. advice earlier you know he said watch with the women everything that's a bit rich coming from him mind you I did have a go and his daughter Oh the word show yes terrible mistake because also we there had been no sexual congress between his daughter and i we've merely been dating as if in the Edwardian Britain I'd held a parasol for her very briefly again pregnant through that there is a way but anyway it's awesome so please loves you open it at the right time last stop okay so you said that but then the best part is you made that mistake yeah Stuart then gets up on stage to get an award neee what happened well I was sat eating dinner at the award at the function just enjoying eating the dinner and while I was eating the dinner if you go this is the real Justin Timberlake's over there all those celebrities Sacha Baron Cohen all those famous people I Karen eat my dinner Rod Stewart's on the stage receiving his lifetime achievement award I will already been acknowledged for my style as you can see in the food are you eating taffy what do you mean what is that it was ridiculous I'm spilling most of it yes yeah it's now I could tell at one point I poked myself in the eye it was very fortunate that my fork was imaginary I could have lots of digits I continued the eating yes from the stage in the unmistakable voice of Rod Stewart Russell Brand stand up I fought that kind of really I pinned I'll just carry on with my imagined Anil it happens again it happened again this time more warlike yes more aggressive yeah you stand out before no this shouldn't be happening in my life then I had to stand up that's not fair is that something happens in nightmares and it happened in actual reality it spilled into reality it's only yes you've got boundaries I thought we had to deal with the world of dreams we keep away from them they stay away from us I stood there and he start to berate me you've stand here now and told me you didn't have it all for your daughter so I'm very sorry Roger - I'm very sorry I didn't have sex with your daughter I apologize for inferring that I apologize it's very bad manners my voice is a little bit out of order you know here am i there to receive an award for being a very stylish man only to be berated by a man who in his prime wore leopard skin types and the very basis oh good lord ladies and gentlemen Russell will be at the Just for Laughs festival in Montreal tomorrow through Saturday and at blender in New York City Sunday and Monday Russell funniest person I've talked to you in a long time [Applause]
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Length: 9min 3sec (543 seconds)
Published: Wed Apr 15 2020
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