r/Mildlyinfuriating · ARGHGHGHHG

accidentally saved a video file as a jpeg and computer froze i guess you could say your computer was doomed oh that's actually master chief i don't care okay it looks like doom a little bit i know it's master chief man spartan 117 hello everybody welcome back to easy peasy i'm cougar i'm gonna be today's narrator and well today we are looking at r slash thanks i hate it with that said let's get to the playbase that joke doesn't make sense but let's just do it i guess you could say he missed the target get it cuz it's a target shopping cart i'm so sorry he said he got a standing desk and was so happy with the way it looked [Laughter] what the hell dude i only have one working outlet in my room because the house is an open construction site but even mine isn't this bad what the hell i am the happy father of a one-year-old yay yeah i'm sorry bud that's a that's a dead tv you got there needs a screwdriver to open the packet for a screwdriver yeah that makes sense let me just uh get my other screwdriver that i totally have and not at all the reason i bought this stupid thing rest in peace you slash save video oh dear god it's come to an end everybody the legacy has died you had one job and you suck come on dude they were so good look at the symmetry and then just that one's like like i get it but like dude why i know this is gonna bother some people but cougar isn't one of them he actually really really likes this it'd be fun to take a shower in here it's like whoa man i'm in an mcs shirt painting while i'm washing my junk box says 90 degrees yet it's a 45 degree why why have you lied to me i just wanted the truth out of you you stupid charger some vandals broke into my local elementary school's art classroom really you're gonna do it to like the football room or like the math class no you gotta destroy the art room for no reason the already least funded section of most schools oh boy why why did you put that one word in quotes danger when helicopter is landing taking off or on the pad stays 75 feet from fence what um what else could possibly be lifting off there like tails yeah i um i appreciate the joke it's clearly a joke you know it's one of those fake doors that look like it's crooked but why you got to do that man it messed with my ocd the way chips are distributed in these packs i like cheetos but come on man yeah it's because cheetos are actually the cheapest to make just just a fun little fact so my husband opens up food that's resealable in random places and doesn't use a cliff to close it so you know the baby carrots go baby bad i am bothered by the fact that he's not looking through the gap he made in the blinds yeah um your package has been buddy buddy buddy maybe just move your fingers up like two and there you go you got a perfect opening no dogs allowed i'm a dog man i don't give zero craps your human rules don't obey to me i'm a dog i'm gonna play tennis all i want it seems perfectly safe put wet paint over socket yeah totally safe totally not going to cause electrical fire family and i went to the local fair these two cars were taking up two spots each and that my friend is when you just pull in between them so they can't open their door and say suck it buddy that's what you get for being a dick well she was on vacation someone stole my aunt's japanese maple okay i can understand i can understand stealing a car heck even stealing a dog to hold it for ransom but a tree a tree like i get they're expensive but is there a resale market for stolen trees hey yo buddy wanna buy a japanese michael it's fresh off the ground is that stolen no do you want to buy it or not you could get these necklaces for 25 cents as a kid from the spinny candy machines that's okay they're 36.99 now baby capitalism my mom doesn't believe me when i say that those ultrasounds as ultraviolet light mosquito traps don't work and yes the little black spot in the other trap is a mosquito yeah mike he's just like ah just you're just gonna be away from the trap all right waste your electricity on the beach and in the sea animals do not leave trash humans do please behave like animals okay i can't throw trash there i appreciate that but can i take a poop right there cause an animal would do that is that okay snowboy's next extra crispy bacon oh yeah that's some nice and extra crispy they put a lot of um mayonnaise on there jesus christ people who close blinders like this i i misread it it's binders i apologize i'm i'm illiterate maybe you guys are monsters how dare you you ruined the binder and everything else you know sometimes you just want to sit in the office with a nice relaxing toy you know the balls that go click click click click but no someone's got to do this and for some reason i have a feeling it's the office cat man dudes it's not that hard just replace the toilet paper roll at least like get rid of the other one i can even one-up this my brother's so lazy not only does he not replace them but instead of throwing them in the trash bucket next to the toilet he'll use them to wipe and then put them in the toilets where they clog it my brother's a monster you had one job here bud make the wall symmetrical look nice and what did you do yeah it's fine no one will notice the way everyone in my house piles up the trash can hey this is what my brother does the recycling bin has been at the curb for eight days now after i brought up both trash cans all right why can't you carry up the recycle bin scott when your teacher think germany cursory is a pound yes germany currency this is improperly spoken by me and written and just public school system man my cat loves wet food but only licks the sauce and leaves the meat bro my cats are the same like i don't have a natural cat i feed some stray cats they will lick the sauce off of all the wet food and eat all the dry food but won't eat the meat i'm like i spy extra money for this but they won't eat dry food unless there's the wet food with it they're monsters bought a 12 pack of forks every single one in plastic ah that's what i'm talking about saving the environment one one endless amount of thing at a time we're we're dreamed as a spaces it seems you have not finished installing your service here are a few options to get you started no setup here are some things to help you get started what what are they here are some things to help you get started yes here are some things to help you get started oh my god here are some things to help you get started what are they here are some things to help you get started aldi in australia with something so infuriating hurts to look at jesus pies and sticks sneaking police yeah yeah i'm not touching this one yeah do a great parking job great parking job i can understand if you didn't back up all the way i'm afraid to back up and the guy next to you didn't really back up completely either the one in the blue car but here's the thing you're also over the line why are you over the line someone clips last stole our lilies overnight they had their first bloom a day or two before you're monsters do you understand what effort it takes to garden i had plumerias when i lived in florida and let me tell you some lady was like cut the branches off to cut her home like excuse me you could've asked dude you just murdered my plant i am i'm going to find you i'm going to take that ax and shove it up your butt for destroying the bathroom like this why why i can understand the innocent mistake but that is the smallest section you could have popped it back out and fixed it man our slash videos the community doesn't allow videos or gifts well it was a good idea in theories boys how to save the world by wrapping paper straws in single-use plastic yes totally better for the environment not at all destroying it allow cut copy and paste you need to install the office copy and paste extension to cut copy and paste with your mouse are you serious this is just programmed in computers why did the driver die or you just like milking me for more money over here the lower case i on the entrance to my school's culinary room please wash your paws food service yes service service indeed yeah that's gonna be some tasty milk just get some nice tinfoil in your mouth while you're drinking it really youtube three 15 second unskippable ads the answer is yes cause you know making some money also what video are you watching is that like a mario and sonic and bowser video what the heck i'm guessing it's a speed run you know this is why i decided not to be an engineer and architect it's not because i'm not stupid it's because i know i would do like this exact thing and just be like well it's stuck like that this off-center window in my neighborhood i mean i can't argue it maybe maybe there's like thicker insulation on the left wall so like maybe that's why i can't argue with that one and it doesn't look as bad as like the mismatched light or like the upside down tile woke up this morning to this with no warning or prior notice this is one of only two roads leading away from my house the other road is half an hour detour i just drive right through it i've done that i live in the middle of nowhere next to corn fields and like they put road clothes i'm like ha except for through traffic and then just zippity-dip on through you know this floor reminds me of the shining and that movie was less scary than that freaking really really paypal no no i'm not retaking it how dare you ruin the tank you're mildly infuriating ding dongs i should have put my phone on silent i paid 23 for a small not personal sized pizza to feed my gf and your young daughter is that even a pizza it looks like some gross raspberry pie you monsters this kid at the airport i mean nah i'm fine with that i like climbing things i'm that guy who's like napping on like all three bags like in like this weird position and people call me annoying i'm just like i'm in the corner leave me alone people that leave garbage at the side of the river after fishing okay this actually pissed me off i grew up on the river and like just take it with you it's not that hard i can understand if you forget some things but please just take it with you dude i privated yesterday's jack ask because aaron asked me to after seeing comments about her weight why anyone would say that as though we don't read the comments is beyond me you made my wife cry great freaking job please unsub unfollow whatever we don't want you dude i saw this video and you guys are monsters she's a beautiful lady and how dare you offend her you don't realize how like damning those mean comments are i run my own channel and the only ones that i ever remember are like cougar sucks only i can make fun of myself man getting harassed by someone for a youtube shout out really sucks hi yo what's up um hi can i get a shout out for my youtube channel no oh why please come on don't push it i don't owe you a shout out dude bro but i want one addis can please i'll do something a nitro or please brah please if you keep harassing me i'm going to have to block you i said no no i'm not her missing you in every sense of the word you are indeed harassing me goodbye thank you besides shadows don't do what they used to bro trust me the tribe has spoken dear neighbor in 9s girl do everyone a favor and dump him we don't need to be woken up one more time at 2 a.m because he can't be an adult and hold his craft together not one more time woken up by slamming door and stomping feet and the worst part hearing his whiny booty voice y'all what the frick you were right to hit him with the ironing board two years ago your new dog deserves better just break up already please allow us to get at least one month without being woken up in the middle of the night thank you at least the tribe has spoken man we just want the loser gone hellofresh sent my carrots for one meal in eight separately sealed plastic bags hello fresh we don't care about the environment only the bottom dollar darling oh i dropped a 60 pint of paint dye on the floor and exploded right in my crotch so i stained my and i look like a crap myself my it looks like you pissed cramped and diarrhea yourself all in one go english fans smh yeah i'm not i'm not even touching this one i don't know enough about football or soccer whatever you want to call it when to buy a useless adapter and got an even more useless adapter yes yes buy all the components from apple your future overlords well if you made it this far please please don't buy these adapters apple is already ruling us all we need to fight back man just don't have a charged phone i guess anyways i would love it if you liked comment subscribe check out the other videos here on easy peasy or mk or of course dealy have a good day be good people and remember stay safe [Music] everyone

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Length: 12min 38sec (758 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 02 2021